The Santiam news. (Scio, Linn County, Or.) 1897-1917, July 26, 1901, Image 4

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Impaired Digestion
Hspsrv« Ah Ova.
"Hello'” esclaitncd the egg that
was still intact, "you ap|«ar to to* all
broke up "
"Nevertheleaa. " replied the one in
the low I of eggnog. "I'm tn good
spinta. "
"Ho I obaerve. I auppoae you'll I*
drunk m a little while."
To Mother* of
ONE EXPERIENCE ENOUGH.
SYSTEMIC CATARRH
AAwiglwal tattler«.
YYheti t' e statue of Washington
was unve.led al Fans last summer a
happy group of American students
•«re waking the echoes from time to
time with their college yell.
One
French woman said nervously to an­
other, "Why do they make that
frightful notae?”
Her companion answered with calm
•UperiorltV, "My dear, its Ihe savage
in them I"
Farmer Tell« Now lie Tried la Carnee
Peculiar to Summer Weather
Corn <«l Failed.
"liurudrat «»i«erlema 1 «v«r bad."
Promptly Cured by Pe-ru-na.
•aid the old fern.er w bo waa cautioning
In this workaday world few women hl« nun agalust speculation, accurdlug
**tk>me
By applying a prvli,ug«*d pressure of ar» ao placed that physical aaartioa to tbe I n -troll Fro« l'reaa
*a nut ronstsnlly «totuamled of them II
lA.iasi p.unds tv the square Im h a
mighty ulgb ruinin' uie
Y os fcllera
their daily life
Montreal profesaur makes marble Buw
W« make « apeexal appeal to me I her» hero lu Isrtrolt don't kuow nothin' 'bout
like molaaara
ef large famtUaa who*« work ia w«v«i It. You kin squlrui an' wriggle au' get
0<M Uss Ira a Mattoaary
The deosity of population In tba doo», sn<l many of whom suffer, and on yer feel aontewaya, but them ate aa*
Rre. Mr Goodleigb—I understand
»uff«r for lach of latelllgvat aid
Jim waa out there Is the las' row o'
that the last missionary that waa here L'nlted Htatea to grrairat la tbe 1>I»
To women, young or old. rich ot
trlct of Columbia. Thors tbe Humber poor, we «stami sa la».tallow go accept townships with uo bank fur to draw on
Th« Grtp at Ftiqratia
was rstfrn’.nl very much by you*
an' laith our fartua ntortgagvd up to tba
Chief t'ppi—No, ash; we roasted of inhabitants to tbe square tulle it
do Hot let
"What? Marry you*" cri«*d the fair
sbi, h ttmgtbeutttM-atxuedigesUvetyitem
bau'la."
htm, sah.
young girl.
"Why, you are only an
How did it happen, dad?" Inquired
Tbe late I'rofeaeur Marsh, of Yale.
•l’,’l"ffy for a man,"
the
sou
who
haa
been
<>u
tbe
right
side
CeeMa't Paws It
be*jueath<-d bls bouse aud grounds fur
"True," he siglied; "but you are
of the market <>fi<u enough to make
n «•«•«»»
a botanical garden
They are tv ba
not ao lacking in courtesy as to fail
Mr Htraita—It may seem a strange
hltuaelf comfortable
tuxde the homo of the bcwly created
to accept an ajMilogy,"
thing for n,« Iodo on such a si at
“Me an* Jim atari««! In fur to cor­
lt< r Isiarding house etiquette for­
K<
bool
of
Forestry.
acquaints! ce. Miss Hlaalier
but 1
•*» employ
ner
cura.
I
M-e
a
piece
In
th«
county
• Itera • •
bade her flying in the face ol conven­
kava called to pledge you my love.
A Kansas txty tn
paper telllu’ b«iw the tblug was dona,
a rare of
tion, ao she resigned hersrll to
Miw Hlaslier—Yuu have made a
I old age. the custom of the Chinese la burying
an* I read It to J lui. Jltu waa the all
Mis* Eisen-
mistake, Mr Hlrait’
-4 health their «tend Fi mounds above tbe level
Arvdest exi-lled man you ever aee aud
Axoltvar Thing
iws-i- of the ground ' makra tbe whole cono
heffcr. 1 the pawnbroker’s daughter,
calculated that there waau'l uuthlu'
o •il­
lives in Hie next block.
"Yre.
I'm
studying French,
IW io tw «a look like au exaggerated prairie
any lady rise could do that nie au him
dog town "
going to take a run over to Pari«.
MIS" MARIE COAIH.
couldn't <k>
Ho we allpa round an'
you law '
A revulutluuary war claim for
bought In all tbe com In tba county,
Miss Maria Coat» pre«.dent ol the
"Ho
you
think
that
will
help
you,
Fndsv N«< L'ahxky.
the original value of which was gMKM*
pay lug a average of 3fi cents a buabel.
Appleton Young lra<li«*o' t'lub, writes
eh?”
Quixx—Do you think Friday an tin- «mtracte»! wader the act of ITT®, bat
We only giva out cnah where we bad
"Why, certainly. It's easy enough the following concerning Penina;
tx-eu liquidated by tbe Treasury |H*
lucky day tn move.
to aud the rest got our Jiut mitra It
Appleton, Wia.
to speak tbe language ”
Bist—Not for me
I moved on i-artiiieul
The lu'erest ami principal
jest 'bout fili««! up Jltu's double deck<-r
Tbe i'eruna Medieino Co., t'olum-
"Yes, l*ut it’s hard to make I I m »
Friday and found out if I'd wait««! amounted to fl'J.tbsl 3u.
l<aru. and when the stuff waa all cor­
bus, O :
Frenchman understand it."
until Hwturday my goods would have
nered there we sat l«ack aud counted
A ap> al agent of ib-- I uli<4 Htatea
Gentlemen—"I fln«l !*< runa an ei-
l«<en attache»! for rent.
up what we waa s'gnta* to utake.
cellent spring and summer niedicino
I >e|iartmcui of Agriculture reports
Mi» f
"Ike Hluinxius kiiu 'round ami want«d
am! am glad to call the attention of
Malaria
that iiey-iud doubt grain can
be
Mr lloiitrly ia not a iTauty ami hr my friends to it. YY lien that languid,
1er git ten bushel ter k«*ep fur seedin'.
matured anywhere In Alaska
liar
U brìi lu« tini Labjr «a«
yv>nr llvoa he «acriAmi when a word of I askrd him a pluui dollar a busbal and hntYwa H.
tire»! f«T<ling comcn over you, ami
ley. oat a, wheat and rye hate devel
burn hr a«kr<|
your fiMisi no longer tastes good, and
tole hltu be Ueedti’l taka It 'lem ba
<qwd perf«*ctly from ae«d accidentally advice «t the Arsi approach <if weak
“
Ihwa
il
hto»k
hkr
mr*
”
•eaa.
may
All
your
futuro
years
xritk
Surely It Ito»«
liked. W« arglr«! and then we cllm hrd
small antioyaffcea irritates you. Peni­
sown ami grown wild. Flax of gum! healthy joy
Address a letter to Mr«
Of r«»unM* they »aul
na will make you feel like another
ami be was wrapping me ‘round a apple
Daughter—Yt hi*, h to corroct, pa|-a.
quality Ims also t»*«n grown
Finkham'« laboratory. Lynn Hsu
••Wrll,•• MKl I h », "*you must hfrali
|H-raon inside ol a week.
! have now
tree when yer maw Interfered Me au'
Mias Brown inarru-l Y|r
-u ilb, i-r
An tiklaboitia «vuutry postmaster; and you will not be disappointed
it lo tny wife grntljr.M
used it for three »easoiis and And it
Jim bad four or tire pitched battle«
Mr Hrmth marri«! Mi»» Brown
** When l liegen to tAke Lydia E
sent the follow Ing notice to the postal.
Pinkham's Vegetable Comp<und I was Ilka that amt was figuriu' on giftin'
very rxdiable am! efficacious."—Maria
>*apo—That depends, my child
department "Bar I wish to notify you
Th« txatl« K<gt»r
not able to d,< my housework
I euf
Coatea.
»ii"t gun« al wholesale by takln' two
Had he the n ney, or had «be»
that on next YVcdnesday this oflk* will fared terribly al lima of menstrual , n
"I’m hungry, sir."aaid Hie l<eggar.
It you do not derive prompt ami
when we found out that all tbe farmers
In October. IWM>. one
Monday be abet aa I am gone d«*ar bunt. You . Aavaral doctora told me they could de
‘’Won't jou gne me »mnigh to get a aalisfactory results from th«* use ol
t'aleriuaaSa
up
there
was
buy
In'
com
from
tbe
morning thr Huth ford «chord «Ini not kin Are me If you see at but I'll give •otbing for me Thanks to the Piuk
Peruns, write at once to !>r Hart­
counties j'luln
They were so di tigni meal ?"
"Education may he a good tbing." open and it wo
that th«* you a|ilnter that I'm tbe only man In ham advice and m»b<-ins ! am now
"Here, my g<x«l man," said Mr man, giving a full statement of your
mad they wouldn't give ue nothin' for
aaid thè man with thè alubtiy moua- trarlicr hail gone insane
Tl»r uby»i> the nayborhuud that klu r«-d« and rit».'*| wall, and eaa do the work for eight la
Pompila, ‘‘here’s a penny for you." case and he will !«■ pleaaral to give
the family.
our« an' we bail to haul It sixteen mllea
tarhe, "but if rny j>arents K m I noi rian in attrndanre pronounced thr
The moat
rr«v-ut triumph of the
"O' thank you sir.
By the way, you hia valuable advice gratia
"I would recommend Lydia E Pink
instillrd in my niind «o greal a r« v- Irvublo nrrviHi* pr«iMt*ti»»n and •an!
and sell It to a tmnker with a elervator
Fn n<-ta postal administration la an In-1 hams Vegetable Compound to all
have you a |<ef«sm tablet «Ixuit you*
Address Dr Hartman. pr«*»idrnt ot
erence for grommar I am almoet aure that school wnrh
fur
-Vi
cent*
a
bushel
Took
me
ten
mentally and gi-uloua little ma. blne, which x»«it only mothers with large famille»"
M ss
I always get dy«|.-|<sia when ! overewt The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
years' hard lalxir ter git even, and I
I could bave bren a |««t
physieelly imprwMuhlr.
Th<* teacher, automatically weighs letters and earn- Caajua Uxhiavitur Lud.r.gt n M
myself. "
Ohio
never had no use fur corners or specu­
who is now Mr» I A. <hilli«*k»on. «»f idea, but rvivirda on au Indicator at
Piso‘a Cura for Consuniptton is an Inf
lators
or
bauk«*ro
since.
Keep
outen
It,
>• Knalifonl, Minn , in a r»i«*nt ildrr
nvevix li.« f.»r cough» and eol«is
th« side the amount
required
for;
Pi<psr«d ler ths Wort I.
me boy."
isi iL Osan trro<«. N. J . F«b IT virw pubii»h«Ni| in the Star <d that stamps. M tarn tbe article <le|xMit«*<| on
"Y'ea, Briscom's wife insists on
the tialaii.p «*x<-e«ds the regulation |
CAUGHT AT HIS OWN GAME.
weight the Indicator promptly hoists running their auto."
Ths Huhn« PaouMl
"I noticed the fad when they CowOdouce Man We. Too l un fi,l ins
the alga. "Too heavy."
JOHN POOLE. Pvrtland. Oregon.
"t are that Maafe ba» decorated her
psMeii.
But why doea Briacom sit in
with the i*tippoff*l tsraiir,
The plan of the Ceutral l*a< Iflc Rail- that cramped ptwilion?’‘
room in lh< hotel with s» nl», guns,
Walting at tbs union depit waa a
fitol ul I Mareta»« Straac
rood to cut off IDT mlh-s by crossing
pistols and foils "
"He's all l*r»< rd for a hasty jump
round faced mau with au attractive
Can
give
you the Iraat bergan« in
Great Halt laike Involve« .« great engi­
"No wonder
Hhe always was a
countenance, eyes that Invited coufl-
Buggies, Plows, Bollera and bugine«,
neering problem. 'I be lake has to be
TO Cl KK A < OLD IM OJC« HAY
great girl for listing arms around
done* and rather long hair that waved
Win 'mills and f*ump< ani General
«rowed at a jiolnt where It la thirty- T b I» ÎAxatiT» Hfomu QuiniD« Tat**«» AU
her."
rurgiEt* refund th« moue? if il fails to cura from a One forehead, lie «aa dressed
Machiner«, fra i us betöre buying
two nil«*« wl«le, treat!«- work being n«r- - W. U tvt ® '■ •lgnaturr it on »*rh b< i 3<
In clericals and looked the imrt. When
• arid t Hoard Apple.
cvaaltabd for the whole of the die-'
(tie
old
farmer
look
a
seat
after
buying
Where do You
York m Australia.
British Columbia grew the worlds
ínter­ fan.v, excepting two mil«*« across the
a ticket for Ypsilanti the two fell luto
Western Australia has in York a
record apple last year.
It was !•«
rocky Promontory point.
Tbe view
Sell
Your Hides?
rwr
conversation.
inches in circumference and weighed
"Yes, anti the menihera of my afforded passengers over the new route well known |<ast<iral district a Inch
W« a: way » pey th« High«*«! Fr < r
The minister brought the talk arvumi
l«ars a peculiarly appropriate name
one pound and three ounces.
,
family thought that 1 was l*econiing «III lx* iiok I and pi, ’nr, «.pi,
to pickpockets an<l men who fool you
Ohan, Lo Maxtlck A Oo.
so. Words
Wort!« do not express
expr«*»» tne agony
A notice tsianl haa <H*en erect««! on in association with the visit to A ns
out of your money, amt expressed a
1 1 cndtiml with my head and cy«*s. shore near to the naval anchorage at tralasia of th«* Huke and l)uch>*«n rd great drend of them, ruus a story In
?6 Front Si , CO' Oak. Portland, Or.
It was first |«*o
I The least noise would cut through Woo Hutig. china. with tb<* following Cornwall and York.
the Iietrolt Free I’n-ss. lie clung to
from
rny nervra like a knife,
1 waa hot Information
YVc open at Woo Hung, pled by immigrants mainly
dr
this topic until the noise of a row was
Yorkshire.
and cold by flashes, had piercing on the south of the telegraph company,
»»1
9
heard from the outalth* ami be express­
la
(ji. |«aina in my tenip!«*s and in the hack
for sal«* of foreign milk, the taste are
ed a desire to see what was tbe mat
•
r.iking in
of my head atx! a ml nnsl waa con­ sweet, the milk are pure, the prl< «• are
ter.
' ffra. M« e AH
stantly before my eyes
r • II KiliiiiiuA
just.
We have not put any water
"Come on." hr shouted, as be started
ffew She I«».
"I was dixxy and faint with fearful In ft. If eiamlne out won’t pay single
"No. my friend," replied the farmer,
1
l.iltlc Sister—I guess you accrpt««l nan«««, which nothing relieve»!.
cash, If you want to buy It you will
"not If you have any money about you.
could take no soldi few l"t 10 <lays, I
Mr Sw.rtly.
know the foreign tow chop.
No. 1
It Is sure to I m * laken from you In a
The Growg up One— YVhat makes but lived on milk and lin.c water. ; milk. Ylb I’lngehan dairy."
rtf« »i>4 Tartar «1*
rough crowd like that."
I
\Y
hen
tin*
doctor
had
treated
me
for
you think so?
i nearly six w«*eks without helping me, j Tbe forestry department of the St.
"Here, you bold It end my watch un­
l.iltlo Hitter— He don't give me
r* *• '
' W • I •
*
*T ev8 t
til I run out a few minutes. ami then
Mrs. J. U elwter, a nearby frn ixl, Louis fair Intemls to have au «•xblbl-
candy any more.
ttxc.igh • rakeg^ MtM b? » ht» b'.rtUng f «•<</ pipe«
tlou
that
w
III
I
m
*
an
obj««
t
lesson
to
all
I
’
ll
bold
your
valuables
while
you
go.
”
recommend««! Dr.
Williams' Pink
■«nJ it» jo tir »«Mtr«» a.H rr*ctv« rirgtUar
"All right, don’t lie too long," and the
I took them who see It of th«* practical aide of wim 4
riw ixow wiiat vor ana takino Pills for Pale 1‘i-ople
showing «tk«i Qibar« h»tr gaüirü b> the <>♦• wf
farmer accepted Illa trust.
I «»«I rta»i®r
Whau <
taba O-. «• « 1 mk
< >.i.l Tóale, faithfully for not quite three months working In all Its i*i,nMini I.tan, p,-.
twesuta ta» tarwula it atalaly «>«i«is«l os evsry
When the minister returned the far­
THt AOAMANT OO„
1 have never It will show the w < mm I s of th«* country
bullí» «ko, Isa Ibst II 1« «iwnly Iros «ud Uro- an<l wss perfectly eurod.
A(«nt» ««ntwd In »vary tova.
mer was gone. Never did a clerical
heard of a singlr case where they «lid and ihe us«*s to which they nr« adapt
aixsla a iaai¿ss» tona. Ko Cura. Se fsr Ir*-
Font ol Uta »Irosi.
FeW/e<^, Cr-rgs-r
masquerade come to a quicker end. He
not prove l«-nef>ci«| and know of sev- ; «d; It will endeavor to show nherei
Not O>«t«n Alon«
rushed a roll 11,1 muttering things pro
eral persona who have taken them suc­ they grow, at what price the standing
tltnlier can I«* bought, the six« of the
fane, kept hla hand In hla hip pocket, THE AULTMAN & TAVLOR MACHINERY CO.
Church—let's see; what is it we cessfully for rheumatism. "
Buiidffr» ot High (>r*4w
ami told everytaxly hut the policeman
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pill* for Pale tract, accessibility and everything that I
have to go without in the moiitbs
that tie could lick any farmer that ever
Peojile ore not like other me«lici>i«*a. , a proap»«-tlve purchaser would waut to
THRESHERS, CLOVER HULLKRS. HORSE POWERS, TRACTION
without K?
They act directly on the blood and ; know.
wore shoe leather. Half an hour later
Gotham- Heavy flanti<-l»
AND FARM ENGINES AND BOILERS, SAW MILLS. ETC
nerves. This makes them invaluable '
he was making thing» blue "1'11 know
Wolvea are lner<*a»;ug rapidly In
EDWARD HUGHES, General Agent.
fif« nf «»tmmante f«r Catarrh That in such diseases as locomotor ataxia, ; many parts of the forest lands of
him if I ever see him again, I don't care
Catalogue
Mailed
Free.
I82-IH0 Madison St., Portland, Oregon.
< ••nt«!« Mfirrury,
paitial ivarolysis, Ht. Vitns’ dance, ‘ Northern Canada. This is uixlouhted- '
how lie's dressed, ami 1'11 cut hltu Into
A» «Mwruîjr »¡li »tirriy <U»«ror lb*
r»f actotica. neuralgia, rheumatism, nerv­
lueh squares I don't 'low any man to
ly
due
to
the
large
lucrcase
lu
the
•m«U «n t c <» bdj eutif >lrrang« th« «ho!« •>« ous headache, the after effects of the I
Um ••»•««rite» M !| fhfO'lgh »h« BS ©U« g'4f
make a sucker of lue mid live to blow
herds of deer throughout I In* couutry.
f«<-r« - n h « . '<• r» •(.-*.! nstrr »»♦ u»«*<t «t grin, palpitation of the heart, ¡«ale j
Ibrnr«« pALgahi Hr Im-titien
SlMJUt It.”
f*f»t «n muript>«i»« irom rwputaJti« pb»»i and sallow complexions and all forms | As these hare grown In numlM-ra so
in ihr» I uil*d Mate« an | furai g ti
riunirle« A loo ne<«>iiAi«-A mar
riant, •• lh«d«ma««
will do i» le» loid L«
".Home guy cross <*«uuter on tbe ron
have
tbe
wolves
that
live
upon
them.
Var«
SW.
1I ana as saer
lb»«vta! Tuurfiti jwMMubljf derl«» from the*
lat» an i <iet< h 1« pul nc lurm
ol weakness either in male or female
game, LHckT"
WUheaasagw»
Fleeing from the ravages of the wolves i
Hail ff « %<«? « < ur>, »-.«nu!»/ture*! I.y > J
limi«
At all druggists or direct from Dr.
< h«nry 4 < n , Toirjo. o , cotiiain» »«» merrw? »
No bottor term« ur faeilitloo
"Norn*
iff
your
bualm
-»a.
but
If
that
tbe deer have made their way toward
a«4i» labra iBt»fn<llj. <*-■, lug dirrcUy uj«<
than w» offer »btoifta*» • aar
Williams Medicine t'o , Hchenectady,
mug didn't do the farmer aa well aa I
Chamber
of
Contmoroo,
th«
«1,4
»Y. ?t«c«» ot Ih« »ywirru
the settle«! («arts of the country, until iCAKTER'S OR 01
where
l'arment <»« «nur fr««a
Y.
Price 50 cent» per box; •II
In bu» mg
< «tar?h Cure t* «ur« you get N
mar f>* ’Ufcrrvd Illi |airn| i«
<ll<! the sky pilot I'll jump off the d<a k
In many places they have liecotue a
Ihfpiiuíti» h I« t«krn intetnaily. eh4 ma )< la-xes
PORTLAND,
OREGON.
aiowe-t W rito tut pa tupfe lat
50
He bad a hunch with him aa thick aa
In T<4e4<>. Ohio, by F JL ( h«ney 4 < «•
nuisance to farmers. In wh.xw fields of
motiiala tr«-r
your arm. too. But lie's got all my stuff
oats and other grain they often do con­
Propl« W<ll fed.
and some lamb's got to make good."
siderable damage
ol the United Flat«-»
11<V<<1<<1 1er R<li*lom Scruples.
It hail simply been a < ase of diamond
The mauagers of a de|«artm«-ut store
Th« P i H smiu «.
(cd people ot tbe world,
cut diamond.
An Austrian officer, the Marchese
In Harletn, N. Y , bare reacm-d Charles
more |«*r bead ami year
"IT o W can you go out
Tavoli, declined a challenge on ac­
Fred
Krelg. one of their employes, from tbe
Elreiriv Mel's Victim.
labitanla of any other
Hquandret, I .aura?
II
such a
count of religious scruples two years
dutches of a particularly hiimic I ous
— " 1
awwwswiBu
At the Zoological Gantons a large
spendthrift."
ago.
lie was not only degraded from
loan shark. In 1NHN be borrowed R2U.
electric eel was swimming In Its tank
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
"What if he is?
hi» rank, luit has been ordered to
lie spend* it
I giving bls note and recelviug only III.
with more activity than usual, when a
nearly all on me."
serve out hia time aa a private in the IE row
f lew remainder
Was sass* I Sk«t«am iw,lltrf
raw ««x«as>
» • fffgMlar !»•< tWF <v,ovn-M«nt of iM
tbe
being «„lalo.^l
rrtaln.-d as
com-
big co, -broach fell In th« water, and in
bowel« •»•if 4ar f x »• «»r» <.«• .»•♦ kr«|. p< Mf
rank*.
till
f
<<
tuiiMll
mission. Tbe note has town renew«*«!
Of«» *<*< *•
la li e «>>« m "f
Its
efforts
to
get
out
made
a
disturb
Try KaUrs V., m Huy!
vu»««t MM«:« «r Mil iHrthcm 1«
TIM
over ami over again pl l«eiug dedm ted
» * tb«nt •«•lest i*. •« ,ra«rf•« t way „1 (••^*«1»«
"I am going into lliecgg huaim ■». ’’ ance of the surface, which attracted
T»nrents buys « bos sft'aaesreta, but tty.,«
Pram« by King Jam<l I.
*ud
t«
to
L*««
boi of th*
each time, and although tie had made aaid one city man to another.
• am a tie» ••mil» *n4 >-■ • >| a 1 r.. -i,, , .< Tfem «ifwaiup« is oe
tbe attention of the eel The eel turned
Kswoly i „aipaar.i'bi, «suor Nre V,,< X logij ■
An interesting literary discovery ia
laxative Bromo-Quiiùne tu .^. many payments the loan sharks de­
"But chickens an* difficult to man­ around, twain past It, discharged Its
C anov
lbs r»o*1, <!>•! r«r,e ■ exl.l lo owe
clared he still owed them Itisi Threats age in any considerable numls-r, I am battery at about eight inches off. and rv|M»rt«*d from Oxford, where a num­
CATHARTIC
Paul Rtvtrt i Inventiva.
ber
of
hitherto
unknown
poems
by
of persecution for usury Induced them told "
tbe cockroach Instantly stopped stone
Om Glaac« Was Cnra<h.
King James 1 have lw*cn found in the
Paul Bev ere, the famous rovolu-
to cancel tbe note on payment of fl I.
"I intend to dispense with chickens dead
II did not even move Its anteu
Rudfeian library.
They are stated
tiouary hero, was an inventor anti
Mr. Cityman—What on earth do
entirely,
k »hall simply r»i~- egg Mr aftrr
The cel then proceeded to to be undoubtedly genuine and bear
waa the first in this country to reline you want with such an enormous'
Forgo» and Kissel the teuren.
plants."
swallow Its victim, am! tbe uarrator
the royal autograph.
am! roll copper.
The concern lie • midpile?
Courtly old Itlclrard Y'aux. of Phila­
fie» on tepolut out the curious dreum
found««! in I Hill, the Revere Copper
Mr. Hubbubs— Protex-tion against delphia, could boast I hat ba* liad dam ed
Stance that the flab, which weighed
(><ma<< Suit Iswyrr i Wraith,
Co., still exists at Canton, Maas.
tram pa.
with Queen Victoria, but there was a
shout twelve ponmlt, should fl ml It
A lawyer named I’atterwm dierf a
—
young Amertcau girl who went even
worth while to Are Its heavy artillery at
in Brooklyn, leaving
h-W days ___ ago
_
furi Iter, for alie kissed the queen. And
* ggrWvtg W mwss AqultUd
a creature an Inch and a half long, aliout 11 <100,000. nearly all made by
It was not much of a day for kissing
A woman in Adrian. Mich., who when It eould vastly have swallow««! It conducting damage suits in cases of
queens, at that, as the Anglo American
prottatcd without avail against s sa tit façon Cham tiers' Journal.
accident* and |w*raonal injuries, the
tells the Inchtent.
gambling den which got al) tier hus­
! defendant* being chiefly street rail-
I*he sea an American debutante, band's earning», set out with a can of
"First Mrate In the I nl>>a.
A dapper yutiug negro aiqdled at tbe fwd and similar eorporatlona.
young ami pretty, ami In her confusion keroacne and tiurned the place to the
In making the coffrteay. she commuted ground. Hhe waa acquittol in cour|. Trraaury Department for a position
- KNOW TMt VALUE 0T
S ai II iyba *« lattrwmgati SoM Wtll.
Millions of little glands or tubes connect tbe blool with the skin, and through
the frightful a>tl««-fsin of kissing her I
just as the reporter of the Washington
theee small drain pipe» perapirstxio pa»»«-« out. earning writh It the imtiuntie« th«t
Hutrrn
of
ihr
violino
and
violon»
Klar bappem-d along,
majesty
Instantly recognising the
are thrown off by tne nlood. Should the pores o( the skin be entirely ckawd for
"What i nn you <!<•?" a«k<«1 one of the crii « mi oa ned by thr late Hir Arthur
enormity of her offense. Hie pair <lrl
even a brief «ps< • °f time and tbe 1»
us matter furevd back into the circula­
Mulhvan Were nwntly bold fur
L ai BllrA Rromo^uialnr TaW>«*i« rure a eold in secreta riea.
nearly
fainted
tion, instant death would result. In addition to the sweat glands, the «km to
d<r Mo cur*. No Far Frico cwdu .
MM)
Thr grratrat price rralitrd for
"Anything, aab. any tiling"
Hhe hurried home In the moat ills-
pevvu!e>l with certain others which pour out upon it au oily substance, beeping
any one of liw inatruinrnlo wm fM«>O,
ihe sain piiabie and wit and pruic ting it trout beat and cold. Tbe blood and akin
Accwats UsKOptian
"What Htate are y«iu from?"
tressed alate of mind
Tbe American
*Tqi * •hk’li waa paid fur a violoncello by
areao cloaely rrlalcl that whatever affects one seriously interferes with tbe func­
He drew blmsrlf up proudly.
mlulater waa Immediately summoned,
"What kind of coxer to that on
from tlx* first Htate lu tbe I nion, »sh." ¡ J<"pPh GUArneritM._________
tions of the other. Not only health, but life itself, depends upon perfect haraxmy
and was a«ke«l by her perenta to pre­ your umbrella?" asked the inquisi­
between tbe blood an t «kiu. When, therefore, the
"New York?"
sent her abject s|x>logl<*« through the tive friend.
blood become« poisoned from any cause. It quickly IttlAPnAl ONO
SoMtaMst» 1er Mhvss.
IT WILL
“No. rah; Atalisin«. sah."
proper channels.
"Well," answered the unblushing
manifests itself upon the skin in the form
_ _
Keep YOU DRY
At the "stag dinner" ot the Fish
"But Atalsuna Isn’t the first Htate In
of sores and ulcers, pimples snd varioiia ExtOPNRl PolNONN
HItnultamxiusly the minister re«*lr«*d person, "judging by the way it came
ih Tne
j mongers* company in l-ondon each
eruptive diseases. By tbe character of the
WETTEST WEATME*
a mite from her iuaj«-sly’a secretary, into my poaeeaaion and th« way it the I'nlun "
j
man
get«
a
casket
of
sweetmeats
to
sore we are enabled to determine the nature of the poison or humor in the blood,
"Al|»hal«etl< ally speaklug, «ah; alpha
say Ing that Victoria tvrvrgnlsrd lite will prolsibly depart, I shoul<l call
IÛ0K TOO XSCY? TMM !W«
.carry home to his wife
And the out-
•s every disease oruinating tn tbe Mood has lu own peculiar sore or pimple. Tbe
OH MIC fVCSTWHCie
bettcally «peaking."
young girl’s embarrassment and sent it a changeable silk."
! tide caskets make neat work taakete
.
CATAKXUO Hitt '
skin u not only affected by the poiwm« generated in tbe system, but poisons fn<m
.WTO*
tun
f?Nt
Of
MWflWJ ANO HATS
tier
an
Invitation
to
a
state
dluner
or
the blood,
without rater through
|‘
_* the open glan<ta or porsa and quickly infect
n
A Narrow Kavapc.
Ml
her»
will
find
Mrs
Winslow's
Sooth-
course this not only allen<-rd all ad-
d upon the skin will pro-lues Rheumatism and ron ihoa Oak and Ivy
Merrurv rut bed
A«l
TOWEfiCO.MJ3T0N
MASS „
Quskan Hr Cuba
"I rather fancy this." said Mlaa Thur
verse criticism, but opened at once to Ina Hyrap ll»s best remedy to us« tor their
and other wild plants gam easy accraa to the blood thv' Ugh tbe skin Aa so-called
ttod." trying on a very girlish hat.
ahlldrsn during ih« tmtblug period.
One
of
the
curiositie«
of
Culm
is
a
akin disraaea onginate in tbe blood, the application
tbe young woman every door of fash
"Well," remarked tbe milliner, un Quaker meeting house which has been
powders, soaps and w««hrs can do no |>ernianrnt
lonabh- lx>n<!<<n.
TrsvvMeg With 0« Team«.
■icaroao. *•»«<-«■•». o c . is., «in «».
guardedly, "that would tie becoming erected at Gibnra, near
gnod. but often do immrnra tamigr br
Santiago
erte« «sie« r»|,l,s. H Mb .N II V. I. «n*
A novel vacation trip is being taken to young ladles of a certain age **
Hostility Sltln <
up the outlet to th«^ little tui««
The congregation of Friends is said to XXh < orys Ftusesuiiar elaia«» »mes !•?»
Hee Day Owl.
and tntirtenng with the natural action
“And you incan to aay my age Is un number over 2<O
The Maid Of course, mem. I’m by Banker Jenkins and a party of
of tbe skiff, Tbe treatment moat begin with the blood, and the aetd or other poto-
awful sorry statut your losing your hus
from Carrelton Kan
certain?"
ona aatidotad oe tieutrslired. 8 S S does this and purifies the circulation, builds
"Well, er yea. t'ntll a young worn
Uve Up Staio and Be Haalthv
band. an<l I'd like to make things agr«*e . They are traveling arr<as the state
up the blool and flushes the little glands or pores with pure, new bl >od. and
able to you. but I aee you bave set ths| of Colorado in an old style prairie an gets to lie 24 or 2*1 her age la always
Scientista bave declared that the
reatorrs healthy actxxa to the akin. The use of eiieinetics never yet brought health
funeral for Thursday. You’ll bars toi schooner behind relays of oxen spans. uncertain. That bat's too old for you." purest air in cities is found about 5t
and beauty to a rough, red. pimply akin or aallow cutaplcaxm
YVhat is needed
—Philadelphia Press
to rich.
la
rich, pure blood,
bio*»!, such aa
as 8. 8
8. 8. makes
make«. It not only relieves you of all dtafigur-
diaffgur- , < hange It.
feet above the street, and hence it ia Sjfnttr Reiolullont
tag black heads, blotches and irritating,
g. lt<
itching
htngi erupt ion«, but improves your general
The Mistress Hare Io change It. ¡
concluder! that the healthiest spari-
Itusslan Hallways.
y, potash
health. 8 Si. 8. contains no mercuty,
potash. aisemc or other mineral, but la a
I Jane?"
Iluaslan railway« are tbe tmret dan­ menta are those rm the third floor.
•uralv vegetable remedy and the safest and best ' in
"j all blood and skin troubles,
The Maid- You can't have forgotten
gerous In tbe world. Thirty persona
Write our physicians for advice or inf<«rmatioa . they
the have made a study uf blood
ton rslls! r>ss> li«,i„r. rata« a'i-l lobsras
a. r.
•-
mem, that It la my day out Boston
and akin <1
, and you can have the beat medical advice without cue*. Booh ue
In every million passengers are either
kaMv. a«M for •»'!<«• '«e» W
I Transcript
killed nr hurt.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO , ATLANTA, GA
iistititi, *•••4 -
May no« bo all that Is meant by ««»yrpeta
Sow, bat It will bo If negtarted.
TTie uneestaSM aTUr eating, fits ot n«rv-
cot beaderSr. aminwos at tbs stomarb. and
dimg-w.ble bel< htng may nut be very bad
now, but they will be If tba atumach la
suffered to grow weaker.
Dyspepsia Is such a miserable disrate
that tbe tendency to It tbrald be riven
SSrly atieolkxi Th It It romplet»!,- orer*
com* by
Large Families
Hood's Sarsaparilla
SCHOOL CLOSED
The Teaser Injured In a Run­
away Accident ani Repone 1
to Have Gone Insane.
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
CHAMPION BINDERS
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Cenulne
"ADAMANT
LAND PLASTER
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
COMPANY.
(S
Thp €kinANINDEX T0
I IlV 3HIII THE BLOOD
BESTFORTHE
BOWELS
SEAFARING men
<0WE»ta 1
So/V,
i«V
knm
Keeley Cure
a