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-e*
s
•* •
M*
-*« t
a«
*-
Difficult Digestion
The Persea's E«marks
colored pr- »cl • r st the funeral
Thai is d) spepala.
of a brother who had fallen from
it makes Ills miserable
II* *ultg|*rs **l net barwas* ib*y e*W la. grace said
"I hopes de gviod Ijiwd will blesa
but simply t>*. sum lie, maar.
The, km>w ibey era Irritable and frwiFul; de reminiscence er his fann'y en eon*
st ituenta. toit 1 g*.t my doubts erhout
but It*, rann-a ba l iberal»»
They com plain of a bad lasts In the it. kare Hr'er Tbomfamn put off r*-
I dunno
■south, a lendarneas al Um pit of the stom I on la nee er his dyin' hour
Here I* tbe tntswl story of J ixlge
ach aa unJea, feeling st puff, fulness, whether Br'er Thom|a»n la loa or not; llrnry jC. llowlaml. .*» at tbe iu**«
but I knows one thing, en dat is, ef
ba*la.1». haartbum sod wbal not
popular after dinner apmkar* of New
11.« •«». l.i*l r»m».|, proved b, par ma- he i* lost. I didn' lose him!"
York "There waa ■ little boy wbo wo*
Bmt urea of tbouseods at sever* ¿sirs, I*
t«<lly puxijed over the ibs<*y of evolu
AirtooslK.
tion
He went to bl* mother and **k
"Of eourae 1 am master of my own avl 'Maiuuui. *m I dee. ended from a
house," said Mr Merkten, ■ little in tiM.nkeyr *1 don't know.' ahe a naw ar-
dignantly
*d. 'I never mef any of your father *
SAs Rsxavsrs/.
*’How do you manage it*"
pe«q>l*.' ”
"I tell Henrietta to do juat what
"Mrs Ladd u»od to worry terribly
llertwrt A. Gila* give* tbe follow lag
whm tier husband was away on his she please* and •?.« goes ahead and
evatnpl* of I'blns«» humor la bi* "lite-
di*a it.”
tup*, but site a g<*t over it '*
lory of thlueae I Ji er* t ur*" "A man
"Coiiqliervd her nervousness, I sup-
Wbal Her Flag Aland« F«r.
«tui bat li-ru rcmlnuiia! to wear a
pxa* * "
WliHtf tbe A'tcrtflH Her I« ral*»d le w ikc I hi collar wa* sreu by some of bl*
' i»h ii
I in making him t«*trn nt a*fvrrvi«»4ly. It »taixda for libel
— .
'*** friend*
What have you l*eu dolngT
have his life insured
ai «4 Indei iprivlanra. What th. fisa 1. l*> thè
i*at><>«*. Hostetiar
I
- Su-loach Hillers I« lo they asked him. to deeerve thl*F Ob.
the i»«<li» idtia>
1 giras
w
Il
.rm freedom amt nothing.' he replied; *1 only picked up
pmtertkaat fr«»m y.Hsr
y*«ur a«>f«<»* ta Wn«u
toqf •<»««>arh r*»«
««nier rauaittf an old piece of n>pe' 'And you ar* to
d*ep«p«»a, i••<Ì4g**t4*n> and bu»«»«*»*-<■»» -<r I* punished thus severely.' they S*I<1.
«hen yon ere
and U'-ei!<» »lerp 'for merely pick in* up an end of rope?-
««« a bo uM trv It
It will ttreti<then ««»<<r 'Well.' »nswcrnl (be mau. 'the fact la
Mwp TsA
«dot»«« h. ateady T«»ir net? re a->d induce
that there was * bullra-fc tied to lb*
»«.»und sleep
Shop talk aoinrtimes
penetrate*
other end *"
even to tl* nursery
A young and
t apiatasd.
lu bla biography of rbllllp* Brook*.
siKe.aaful artist was heard to exclaim
Mr Fergus- ti — U hat a fiery waist Alriauder V G Allen of t'ambrl-lge
with profound conviction, while l»e
you have on! W I al color is it?
tells <>f * clergyman wbo s»> going
was contemplating his sou and heir,
Mrs Ferguson—Ox blood.
abroad ami talked tn J-*at of bringing
24 I < urs old
Mr Ferguson — I begin to under l-ack * ocw religion with him. "Toa
" I hete Is » great deal of tune about
stand now why you told the drew*- might have Some trouble In getting It
that l-aby
maker to put In an additional gore
through tbe metom bouse." some <>aa
remarked
“No." observed Bishop
Hur new extra heavy fimaii.g cloth
Br<»<ks; "we may take It for granted
coat« no more than others, but lasts
that ■ new religion would have no du
twice •• long
Price by mail. 3x3. ÄO
'Ie* attached “
Another i*r«on. for
centa
At all desierà, or Kirk. Geary
the sake, no doubt, of argument, once
A Co XUi Hutter Ft. San Franciwo.
Irew attention to the fart that aoma
HOWONE LITTLE SUFFERER WAS uicn.
railing themselves atheists, seem
Fsaiea It t » sassa y.
PERMANENTLY CURED.
ed to lend moral live*, and Brooks
Newlywed—Since I've tern married
promptly dl«poaed of It.
'They hnva
my tailor bills are ararwly on»
to." said be; "they hare no God to for j
fourth what they used to t*
give them tf they don'L"
Quitter—Ito you put what you me
A
$bort Storiej
•**»»•♦»••> •»»♦♦we •»>■».
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
ST. VITUS' DANCE
in the hank *
Newlywed—No,
I put
it
on my
id lori
!■<*
Y .
Shirtwaist Jett- Naw Oa
"Whet do you think of shirt waists
for letter carriers?
asked throb
servant boarder
“Well, I never
regarded shirt
wabls a« coat« of inali," replied the
croe* eyed l«>ardrr.
*’Yoor cltlb meeting «<« a frael <>(
rraaon “
••Yr* altogrthrr
that committee
did not get a toitr of abythinf to
rat **
Tbts • resiste • ne »«•», ke« <4 tbs g«««!*«
Ijixativc Bn>mo-<Juinine Tsai»«.
V.« remad, ISSI rare» a reta In ewe da,
Kssrt.
faint
Mi»« Timidity— I’ve thought it all
over, and I lelieva it would I* wiser
for you to ask pa|w for my hand.
Cautious Lover—Oh, I'm sure it
would In* a most indiscreet thing for
me Iodo
I think we'd l-ettx-r have
Some disinterested third party ap
proach him on the subject
CATALOGUES
Agrixoitoral
WORTH
Implsmani
Hxmartaklx
HAVING
firm (xtving Away
Baakx
The new catalogiire for I IK) I. just
itaurd by Mitchell, lewis 4 Staver
On are v«ry valual Ie booka ■
the
majority of the ritirena of the North
weal
Tliis company's headquarters
are in Portland. Oregon, slid It main
tains brand**« or agencies at all prin
cipal points
throughout
Oregon,
Washington and Idaho
1 ha Im
plement t'atalogue. the Vehicle B<e>k
An Arodsnt
and the Hartie»« and Bicycle eat«
logues, all can I* bad Irt by anyone
Fred—I had a fall last night which
who will write to the firm or to any rendered me uncouaciuus for arveral
of it* agent*
The books not only hours.
•how everything up to-date, but are a
Ed—Y ou don't mean it!
Where
great help to the man who is think did you fall*
ing of making a purchase.
Fr»d—Fell asleep.
Identifying L'ni-le James.
Uncle James, from away out West,
came to town one day recently to visit
bla kinsfolk, who live In 13th .tret, just
above Iowa circle It so bap|*m--l that
notady In the family except the second
daughter. Nancy, bad seen
Code
James In years and years, and. aa alia
I waa unable to leave her room, Jobnule,
Cr pa.
who la 12 years old and aa Ingenious aa
"Con game, eh* That is sho.t for
they make them, was tukl to gu to the
Confidence game, 1 presume*"
•tatton and meet the gentleman t'ncle
"No, con game ia so called from
Aa Axtivs ProMlylt.
James alighted from the train ami
Connecticut, where it originated in
The Indiana preacher who all<wvd walked slowly toward tbe station eu-
Puritan tinioa. '*
his boy to tight another urchin to set trance, looking Ibis way and that for
tle a quarrel, waa delighted when Ins souietMMly to welcome bl tn.
lie liad
A Qucxilea <J Tests.
boy thrashed the other toy, but when passed through the gate and was enter
Barber—Shall I shave you with the licked boy’s father licked th. ing the waitlug room when Jobnule ran
•edited or un«< ented soap*
preacher the good man appealed to s up tiehlnd him and touched him on G.0
Customer—t’se scented soap, please. court
Alaa for the inconaiatenciei arm
It tantra tin er
of human nature!
"la-muie carry your traveling Lag.
t'ncle James?" be said "I'm Johnny.**
Uncle James was delighted.
"Why. bow In the world did you
know me. my boy?" tie asked.
"I wasn't sure uutll I saw your tmek.”
Joliunle made answer. "Nancy told tue
how you looked, and aa ws-n as I got
twtilnd you I knew It must be you.
When there is a natural and healthr circnlation of toe blood, the entire
Nancy said you was a water melon
quantity, e-timatej at one eighth the weight of tbe body, jwase« through the heart
every five cunutea. Thia rapid flow of the blood through the sv-stem prevents the
■t>ai*<l man with a double chin on tbe
ent run. - <-f discare germ« and impuntire of every description. It filters out all that
hack of your Beck." Washington roof.
is not neveaaary or goo>i for the growth and development of the body and nounab-
ing and strengthening the tnuac Tre. ti«->> O, nrtvrs an I ls.net. But, unfortunatr-lv
After Addlaon.
few pel
i-.ghtly claim an absolutely pure blood
tl-.-l supplv
an ! perfect
petfect and
supply and
One of the beat Instances of witty
unpolluted ctrculatK-n. and in consequence
terqueare are exp-wed to innumerable dueaaes.
disease«.
quotation la recordeil by a writer In lbs
Contagious Blood I*oi*on. the greatest enemy to mankind, enters tbe system
Washington Post
through the blood, and Cancer. Scrofula, Rheumatism. Catarrh, E.-xeina, Salt
An old country gentleman, the late
Rheum Psoriasi*, Tetter —in fart tbe majority of human ailment* — are caused by
poiana» or humors th st are engvn- __
Kir Italnald Knightley (wbo waa (be
•lerel an.l fostered in a slugg-.h
living double of Dlckena' Kir l*lcrater
and inijwrvvruhcl bU«d. Old
l»--<ll<H-ki. expatiated after dinner on
»nm, chr-mic nicer* and rheumatic pain* are <om-
Jl/f
the
glorlra of bla pnllgree
mon. especially arr.-mg old people, whme blood
Tbe company waa getting a little
naturally grow* thin and pale because of the Lack of the red corpuscles ths
restive under the recitation, when Mir
color and strength to youthful blood. Sallow complexion* and rough, oily
ewience aome constitutional or bluud trouble, which sal res, kdi-n«. powders n<w
William Harcourt waa bean! to «ay
any external treatment can cure. Diseases that originata in the blood, whether
In an appreciative aal-le. "This reminds
they manifest themselves as ulcers, tumors, itching eruptions, muscular or bone me of Addlaon's evening hymn
pain*, require a tonic and blo<x! purifier such a* S. 8. 8 . which not only antidote*
And Knightley to tbe listening earth
ami neutralise« blood poisons an<( humors, but poasease* health-giving tonic proper- I
lUpeata lb* atory of bla birth.
tic* that no other btood medicine doe*. It goes down to the very foundation of
tbe disease and eliminates from the system every-
thing of a poisonous character or that obatructa aud
clog* the circulation
It build* up and Imparts
th.
new strength and vitality to the old innutrition*
blood, and when the arteries and vein* are our*
more filled with new rich blood, the general health begins to improve, muscle*
ption* of every k ind
S 8 8 is the only guaranteed jiurelv vegetable blood purifier, and the purest
Wooden l“atemente fur I*arle
and moat reliable in all blood diseaae*. It haa been tested in thousands of .,.«■»
during the peat fifty years and ia more popular t»!ay than ever. We will be glad
Wooden pate turn ta in Parto bare
tn rend you our book free, and if in nee.1 of medical advice rente our physician* all bs-eU C<»ud* iiißed. «> th* J serve «a «
about yóur case ; this information reiU ecu* yon nothing and come* frutn expen- breeding place fur all kinds of danger
etn-ed and educated doctors
All correspondence is conducted in stri«.tent
I UUI grrtua.
aoufelencw.
THE SWIFT 5PEUFK COMPANY, ATLANTA. QA.
ie Blood
ThO Bl—d /• thO SOUrCO
t t at *T-a
• •
Polluted Blood
Breeds Dlooooo
Dsscribaag a Ctrxls
Our WorMng
Giri*.
"I just taw young W i,low Weeda.
SI* looknl just charming in her
mourning. ” said the pretty woman
"I auppoer, ' remarked her ernclwty
tifa lo tbe ■xwt favoeed ie no« alwaya husband, "that you wouldn't mind
full vf auashxw». bui U> tbe araraga being a widow youraetf "
Auirt u-au girl or sonsa wbo ia -'bliged
"Oh, it a hateful of you to talk
lo wurk f«w ber llvmg awd. prrbap»
that way. when you know I've got a
tu ba!p utbere at boa», lif» is eften a
blue silk waist that I haven't worn
baa«y drag la .oxxaaq.waae ut lllnrsa
______
Human wbo wurk. aapaciaily tb>*a y« "
wbo are maateatly ow tbeir feet ars
Dau
pw uliarly Labi» lo tb» «teveloomen-
at orgaalo tmnble*. and aboaM par
The scientist spoke guardedly aa
Ueularly baci i tba flret mani testatica», well Imcanie him
»«»eh aa bwekacb». paio» la tbe lowar
"There la more or leas sickneaa in
i‘«»be s»d lower part of tbo aSumarb.
St la hi ie, " I m > »aid. "and much of it
Ut’<uUr
■►«‘bly pwnwi*.
ia canard by a bax'lllua having a mark
rd I y bur go i* manner and yet, for all
thia, 1 am not quite mtivin«-ed that
the Chicago drainage canal aff'-ta
the water* of the Misaiasippi '
The lay mind, however, being Iwt
tolerant. Could I* lead to but on«
Conclusion from these data
Bays ia Tvs«aland.
Greenland boy* are great egg cob
lector»
A* soon aa the gull* ami
other bird* that ne»t in the far m vrlb
ap|*-ar in the spring tbe work legni«
No la*y w bo has n- I pra, t >- ml a g ■ at
deal at climbing the rmi «h mountain
sole* and creeping over th* glacier« is
allowed to venture on tbe perilous
task
|tul at 15. and even Imfurv,
the Gjienland Imy la as *tr--ng of limb
as fear lea* of heart, anti aa cool of
head as any steeple clmibrr
faintneaa. wewknaaa, loas of appetito
aud «leap.
The young lady whoaa povlrwll wa
publish Lera with had all Uxaar. symp-
(ewsl H,i barium.
tx-ms, aud in addition laucorrhuM.
The
oldest
and moat curious beri»
sod waa cured by Lydia K l*iokbam’a
•
Vegatabla <om pound
Fl ret. ah* armili in th< a t
wr<xte a latter to Mr*. Pinkham * lab museum at Cairo.
It consists of
oratory al Lynn. Maaa . deacrlbing her crown*, garland*, wreath* and bou
trouble, received In reply accurate In
quet* of flower», all taken from the
atrivrti.ms what to do to get well, and ancient tom ha of Eg)|-t. miai of tbe
»■>w wishes her name used to convince
olhrrx that they may be cured a* »1* examples being iu excellent condi
tion.
Nearly ail the ft- ver» have
The earns helping hand, tree of levn identified. They cannot Iw lr-t
charge or obligation, la ax tended, to than 3,11)0 years old
every ailing woman in America.
If
An old Bratcb farmer once went to you are «lek von are fraoliah not to
Old Horn Mud Hox.
have a tr»nbb**>me tooth extracted. thia valuable advice, it cuete you noth
once I*
An
old
horn
snuff 1» <
Raid the dentlat. after looking at the ing. and she ia sure to help you Iloti A
longing to Sir Francis Drake, p*iaai
Walt until it is too late
write today
•.(Tending molar; "It lea very ugly one
bly the one which he use«] at Ny
I wotikl advise you tn have It out hy
mouth Hi* during his famous game
the |wlnl.*s« a, stem
It Is only a shill
PsiMiyIvaiua and M.w Tarli.
of bowU, has ju»t l«*i n Sold for 4'3 l<W
Ing extra." lie ahowcl the farmer the
The snuff i-**x is a
When the first renana waa taken in in !/>ndnn
apiMsralu« for administering gas. re 1790 Pennsylvania's population waa quaint old relic, bearing the ■ <«t >>f
marking that It would cause him to
94.253 grrater than that of New York. arms of Sir Francis, with his name
fall a«loep D* a minute, and trefore he,
By the renana of 1900 New York'a on the lid.
awoke the tooth would l*e out. After ,
lation Irada that of Pennsylvania
atalt tha Cesreh aoxf
a «light realatanee the sufferer eonaent
6,897.
WWrWa Off rLa
ed. proceeding to open his purae "Oh. .
Iwxallre n.
run- Tak »I, ■ ■
a rolli la
to emu a coi n in own pat
»oa 4a, Mu rurs. No I*», I rire <t rema.
never mlml paying juat now!*’ said tlia
TaX* taxsiirs Hromo Quisle* Tablsta All
dentist, kindly. "Hoots"' answered
• wervu tho
mo i tnigflsu refund ths mt-nrr II II fails Io rut*
A lb» mon.
<antl<>tis old Kent, "A' wn«n t thinking n. w. urov* s Slanature Ison »wh box X<
Biggs—What do you cdl
your
“ that; but If A‘m ga m ta ale«»p A’
A ttxrd Task.
twin«’
ihoeht A' «i l llke ta count ma stilar
Johnny Wise—Paw?
Diggs—Henrietta
filai."
Mr W'i.w—Well, my son
Higgs—But that » only one name
Frederick thè Grrat once had ocra
"Noah had two of every l*ii>g on
Digg«—Yes, we di» ule it between
«leu to rebtike bis ravalry for ahlrk |
the ark, didn't he?"
them.
Wo call the boy Henri and
ing tbeir -luty
Accordlng to "A llla-
"Yea, my aon.’*
the girl Etta
tary of Frederick thè tlrrat," he snld;
"Well, | m » w , it must have kept him
"tlentlem-n I am entlrely disaatlsflel
busy herding the microbes. "
___
____
_______
with th* mvalry: the regltnenta ara
cMnpIrteiy out of hand; there la no nr
Trfftel#* 4*‘«ItBMUI fVy,
Rapid a* It»»
th«?
»rice of
r««*thr«l (M-K-nrr «long nuny hnr«, N
1» only in rrrrnt yr«m that • rrinfwly
diworvred f<»T une ol th«*
rn<*»l drrn<Wu! of nervoiw»
that
»ftlirtd rhildr»’t»-—f,l Vitua* dartre.
Thia ai»d utlirr nervoua diaordera
that rauar the pair and wan farm and
prrvt»h, trritablr dia|Miwilk>na of an
many rhildrrri ran now I«* Kirn*
tifically trratrd hy a remedy that
«trike*« at thr root of the diaraae hy
renewing (hr impovrriahrd bl<*od and
»1 rengthetiing the nerve*.
Words of commendation for thi»
rrmedy ron * from all parts of the
rivilirrd world
Thia ia the intrrrwt* :
ing story told by Mr. and Mm i’bru»-
topber Arni»trtmg. of Jeftmon. Okla.
•‘Our youngest daughter waa for
thiw yewni alflirtfi'tU with Rt Vitua.
dance, and net*
alnii-st de»|>aired of
finding itlief in nn'dica) treatment
She was ».. hrlpliM that «hr had to be
!-■<! and would fall over at times and curacy, no order; the men ride like
1« unable to ri-e
I rallor*. I beg (liat thia may not occur
"We haxi liearil and read a great again, and that each of you will pay
deal about Dr. Williams' Pink Pills more attention to lit« duty. But I know
for Pale People, and. aa a last resort, how thing« go on. You think I am not
determined to try them
The effect
■ up to your dodges, but I know them all.
was alom«t miraculous.
From the
nn*l will recapitulate them
When the
first box there sat a noticeable im
«enwn for riding drill come« on. tbe
provement and by the time she had
i ■ »plain «ends for the sergeant major.
taken six
< was almost well.
»a l any»: 'I have an appointment this
Altogether «he took about a doren
morning at
. tell the flnit lieutenant
loxes, and by the time she was 13
I io fake the rldea ' So the «ergeant ma
years of age, was strong and Inal thy,
jor goca to the aenlor sil lull tern and
weighing lit |«>unda. ”
glv.*s him the message, and the latter
CHKIMTtipllEK ARMSTRONG,
snya: 'What! the captain will I* away?
MARY ARMSTRONG
Bubacribed and sworn to la-lore 1». Then I am off hunting, tell the second
; lieutenant to take the men ’ And th«
W I> Kramer, Notary Public.
The power of Dr. Williams' Pink •*c«ind lieutenant, who 1» probably still
Pills for Pale People in the vast num In bed. says 'What! both of them
ber of disrasre due to impure blood or sway? Then I will stay where I am.
derangements of the nervous system I was up till three this morning at a
has l*een demonstrated in thousands dance, tell tbe coruct I atn til. and he
of instance* as remarkable as the one "'«•» •"*•*
rl<’M ' Finally, the cor
related above
No one who is suffer
remarks '1xv<>k here, sergeant ma
ing can rightfully nelgcct tins way ' Jor* what *• *•»
,,f ,nT
Io restore health.
Dr. Williame’ I out there In the cold? You know all
Pink fills for Pale People are sold by ats.ut II much better than I do. you
all dealers or direct from I»r
W il- go and take them ‘ And so It goes, and
lianis Medicine Co., Kchrnectady, N. what must I* the end of It all? What
Y . SO cents |w-r lox. or six boxee for can I lM>|>e to d» with such rivalry be
furo the enemy?"
12 50
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Baar Signatura of
%
I
Had Headache, Backache and Ser
¡Out Indigestion— Pe-ru-
na Cured.
Miss A Brady, Carres,ending secre
tary Illinois Woman's Alliance, writes
from •'?.’> Indiana «tenue, Chicago,
III.
"last year from
continued strain
in literary work I
became very
much exhauated,
my nerves seemed
to give a ay, am
I had hneknehe
heaxlax-he and set
ioua Ind ((ration
One of my friend
M m a Mro.tr
suggratx«! that I
try t'eruna
It certainly acted like
maige on my system
"Within 10 days I felt new life and
health given me, and by taking an
occMMMial J.-a.* off and on when I fret
extra tired. I keep my system in |*r-
fw t order. ”—M iw I Brady
In new of the great multitude of
women suffering from some form of
female discnae l»r Hartman, the re
now tied specialist on female catarrhal
di«.*«. « will direct the treatment of
a« many ca— s *« make application to
him during the summer months with
out charge
Address Dr S II Hart
man. |>rx-«i-lent of the Hartman Sani
tarium. Columbus, Ohio.
• to« KK W AHI» «IO«
el lesti esumala
Jaaleusy-
He—Stunning hair that girl
there has
I «houId think when
iiih I i «'* it, it
would fall Iwlow
waist.
She ( jealous>— Y•«•. right onto
floor.
»«•f •lim>ti»«tl ualAtab-'», g «Mir
• n. • rtg
atxiy
<• hart«-
A .
Mu. r«- 4*
over
who
her
the
j«»-
tir if-
Ran s Ud ths CrviMS*
Mother-1 wonder how thia new
book got in such a horrible condi
tion*
l.iltlc Max —I h-ixrd |>apa *ay It
was t.s. dry for him, so I |»>ure«l water
on It.
M
«ili fhd Mn Witt»!»>«'• fto»»th
ing Hyrup Ite» W«t rwñedjF
lot tiwit
chikirvn dur-nf ib« <a«tblii( period.
Fixai sad Tras.
(Jails I duly-
llloomer (to ragged urchin!—Your
parent« left you something when they
died. did they not*
t'reliin—O, ye« air.
BI-H-mnr—A ml what did they leave
you*
Urchin—An orphan, sir
"Excuse nie," said the very
reporter, getting hi« notebook
pencil ready, "what
the first
Depth *1 Misery
f »aa Pro(rt»K
“F.thrl
doing juM lovely with her
*’ »awl Maud«
dcwren i play any better than
anatrered Matin**
”Xo.
Hot ahe ha* gotten eo the
refvra to *reg time* aa *ayncopate«l
time * •*
"The saddest, moot blightwl-lifs
case 1 ever knew,
said the major,
"sex that of a man who received *
life imxss over a new rmlornd,"
"flow was that *' 'aake<i the colonel.
"Why, that |s*o* was issiiisl lieforw
there wa« a rail laid—and then the
road was never built
He ha« fell
•windiest ever sim*v.'*
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Dinner."
"A hoi literary
A pupil in the juvenile de|»artmen4
I natontahesl hi» tvsacher recently by de
scribing a circle as “A straight linn
' that's cruuked all the way round."
A Georgia paja r has an account of
"A hot literary dinner, alter which
i « a fftvttl aL«>v« • rti< oi
there was a wrestling match to decide
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Bend r<mr nam» and F O ad dre- m an! «• | M<? • h
who wm the Iwwt literary man in
h •« S ) u «( rftt'. rtpsi • ! « ! ■. Mt • uf AÍVart«
town.
Mart Tompkins throw.d I uke «ili fnaíl on* or both, a* d«*alr»d, I ih of ali I r itgineB a»<t Mr
of dlffrtvnt atrhni a«4
•4»m. a*>4 int tc ,* ir f • > u . «H an.I interi
Ijtnders five tirio- anil w.i» allerward chart».
»Air.
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d-clared head writer and literary pres
ctrrurBTB.
ident. ”
Mitchell, lewis Ä Staver Co.,
Chaw. Article.
poltri
Inquisitive Neighbor—l’-ar little
thing' ili.w much did she weigh*
Proud Young Mother—Mi pound.
1 believe.
But we don't r.tilnatv
babies by weight in this family.
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constipation .
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I'UoMIT KE TURNS.
Dealers In leather and Em ling«.
Refer to Wall*. Fargo A Co. Bank, Portlan-I, Oregon.
Cuusigninente solicited
IN WET WEATHER...
A WISE WEAR
MAN
“ADAMANT" .
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LAND PLASTER
* W h BBk*5
! «nd It fdocaboa at Beys.
The German empero, ha. assigned
the sum of 100,000 marks, collectesi
by Eaat Prussian« at the bicentenary
of the kingdom of Prussia. aa a filini
for the educai ion of boys who are no
¿anger under the rare of tl-eir |«renta
Mastick & Co.
CASH BUYERS OF HIDES. PELTS AND TALLOW.
Wife—Why don’t you smoke those
cigars I gave you at Christmaa time?
I’m sure they 're delightful
Husliand—My dear, delightful it
not the word.
Manchester, N H , is to have what
it is claime-l will I* the largest shingle
mill ever arreted
It is nearly com
pleted. and is 770 fret long, with
two wings of 330 fret, all of an aver
age width of 100 fret, and five stories
in height, including hareiuent.
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AJTOWERCQ &O3T0N MA33 ss
Mtdi.sl AtlsnAsMs
Halt Pries.
Doctor—I l*g your pardon. 10 vis
its at 2 marks a visit make 2tl marks,
and you have given me only *0.
l-adv (whose children he hu at-
tended*—But children under 10 only
pay half price anywhere.
Fer<« ot Habil.
Customer—W hat's thia*
Seventy
Ave centa lor a Iwo ernt stamp* 1
Why, that I. outrageou«'
Druggist
-
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- _ pardon,
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«if.
I
thought you had a prescription for it.
A Kitxhsa llemaMs
laujy—What do you think, I have
a servant who gets up in the morning
without bring called.
Chorus of Voicee—Im possible!
I .adv— But it's true, , she’s in love
with the milkman.
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th ?
Keeley Cure
•urw relief from hau««»,
iMitj lutititi,
*n 1 Intake«'*
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JOHN POOI P.. Portland. Oregon.
Foal st Morrison Strooi.
Can give you
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Win*lmilla and
Machinery. See
n. r. a. V.
tbe lawt bargains in
Rollers and Engines,
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us before buying.
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