DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS OUT. Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report Baking Powder pube The Surprise Which Struck an English Pu- • gilist In Chicago. TO MAN J ND HELPER. THE MEANING )F A FAMILIAR ITEM THE FASTNET LIGHT. NEW WAY HAST—NO DUST. It Is the First Glimpse the American Gets of Foreign Shores. Go East from Portland, Pendleton, "Walla Walla via O. R. & N. to Spokane and Great Northern Railway to Montana, Dakotas, St. Paul, Minneapolis, Chicago, Omaha, St. Louis, East and South. Rock-ballast track; fine scenery; new equipment Great North­ ern Palace Sleepers and Diners; Family Tourist Cars; Buffet-Library Cars. Write A. B. O. Denniston, C. P. & T. A., Portland, Oregon, or F. I. Whitney, G. P. & T. A., St. Paul, Minn., for printed matter and in­ formation about rates, routes, etc. A v 1 V11 ■ H From U.S. Journal of Medicine __ Prof. W. H. Peeke, who makes a specialty of 1 Epilepsy, has without doubt treated and cur« 11 ■ ■ ed more cases than any He was a lightweight—at least he The first glimpse of Oreat Britain living Physician; his WELL KNÓI/VN TO WOMEN. that thé American tourist gets on his H k > success is astonishing. said he could fight at 133 pounds, al We have heard of cases European tour is that of the Fastnet though he looked as heavy and clumsy of 20 years’ standing How Sam Patch« 1 the Wall Paper and lighthouse. cured by as a Sussex pig. He hadn’t been over ¡■it. Fan Acted as : ielper—Adam and Hi. It stands on a rugged and solitary the water very long, and his h’s were Agricultural Pu: suits In the Garden of rock, situated nine miles south of Crook­ omitted and inserted on a system that haven, at the extreme southwest corner Eden Painted bj a Modern Eve. left no doubt of his origin and ancestry. of Ireland, and is perhaps more storm- That too familiar item on our plumb ­ »The fighting game wasn’t very good beaten than any other around our coast. VUwitT4: in Chicago when he arrived, and he had er’: bills, “To n^n and helper, ” is ex­ The rock is 80 feet in height, and the INCREASE YOUR INCOME large bot­ to cool his heels in idleness until.his pressive of so much in our daily domes­ lighthouse towers another 70 feet above, tle of his absolute cure, free to any sufferers may send their P. O. and Express address. eyes had a keen, inquiring look and tic relations that one almost forgives the yet, in winter gales, the Atlantic bil­ By careful investments by mail through who We advise any one wishing a cure to address GENERAL SPINNER’S STATUE. some of the surplus beef began to disap­ plumber the gift of the phrase. lows literally bombard the massive a responsible firm of large experience Prof.W* H. PEEKE. F. D.» 4 Cedar St., New York THE BORE WAS SHOCKED. and great success. Will send you par ­ pear from around his waist band. Grateful Women Will Bear It to His Mem­ “I’ll patch up that paper on the wall; structure and have even smashed in a ticulars free, showing how a small A Blunt Uetter That Beached Him From One night he managed to hypnotize a ory Wliqn Congress Designates a Site. HERCULES you leave it, ’ ’ says Sam. And then Sam portion of the lantern at the summit of amount of money can be easily multi­ the Interior Department. saloon keeper who frequently brings off the erection, the seas frequently sweep­ Nearly 7,000 women are at present appears on a day^hen you are in the ing over the rock with tremendous plied by successful investment in grain. little affairs of the kind the English ­ The following anecdote is related of earning a living and aiding in the sup­ Highest Bank references. Opportunities port of families J udge Cox, who was once secretary of man wanted, and the boniface agreed to thick of some particularly absorbing force. Some two or three years ago the excellent. Pattison & Co., Bankers and in the depart­ the interior: There is a class of people, “get him a go. ” It seemed quite a long household task and he says: “I’ve come stormy weather then prevailing prevent­ Brokers, Room P., Omaha ^Building, ...ENGINES... ments at Wash­ and a large one, who find pleasure in time to the Briton, but a match was up early to mend' that paper, and if ed all communication with the rock for Chicago. ington because corresponding with the departments on finally arranged. He and a French Cana­ you’ll just make rsome paste for me, many weeks, so that the store of food FITS.— All fits stopped free by Dr. Kline’s General Francis trivial subjects and prolong the cor­ dian gentleman of some little fame were please, I’ll go at it” You sigh, but do was consumed, with the exception of Great Nerve Restorer. No fits after the first ’s use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and $2.00 E. Spinner, late respondence indefinitely. A gentleman, to furnish the “wind up” at the next it cheerfully, thinking, if it is early in some Hour. At last a schooner managed day trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, treasurer of the let us call him Mr. Jones, was one of Monday night’s carnival of the Cormo­ your married life, that that will be all. to approach sufficiently near to enable a 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. Presently, however; there is a demand small quantity of food to be dragged United States, these persistent specimens who wrote to rant club. I use Piso’s Cure for Consumption both The hours never went so slowly as for rags, stepladder, pail and whisk through the sea by the hungry men, and had the nerve to the interior department. Although re­ in my family and practice.—Dr. G. W. urge the employ­ plies were made to his inquiries, he al­ they did during the week that the Eng­ broom. These also you get out and re­ fortunately the next day the sea mod­ P atterson , Inkster, Mich., Nov. 5,1894. erated, and the stores were once more ment of women ways returned to the front with another lishman waited for the night that was turn to your work. DISASTROUS FAIEURE! “Fan,” calls Sam, .“where have you fully replenished. ! in the treasury. unimportant question. His case became to bring him glory and a settlement of his board bill. At last the fateful even ­ a subject of conversation among the hidden my brusii? It was in the toolbox Except in very calm weather the The women have We can mention no failure more disastrous not forgotten clerks, and at lunchtime, one day some ing came, and the man from across the right in the left hand corner, and it is Fastnet is surrounded by a fringe of than that of physical energy. It involves the sea hied him to the-, saloon where in a one referred to Mr. Jones ’ ability as a gone. Some' one oust have taken it. ” jartial suspension of the digestive and asslmi- foam, and the only means of landing is their friend, and ative processes, and entails the retirement big back room the mill was to be de­ Again you leave J^ur task and go up by the aid of a “jib” 58 feet in length, from business of the liver and kidneys. Only a heroic Statue letter writer. througn the good offices of ¡Hostetter’s Stomach “If I had my way,” said a clerk, “I’d cided. stairs or down st; ¡2 the place whence so placed on the rock that, in moderate . Bitters of General Spin­ can the restoration ef its former vigor­ He stood up in the center of the ring conioi.h.tbe lie-brush 'weather, its end' reaches outside the ous status ner has been de- soon put an end to his nonsense»” be hoped for. When this aid has “How. would-you do it?” S and bowed gracefully as a seasick ele­ a little to the northeast, perchance, but surf. When a visitor wishes to land (an been secured, a resumption of activity in the the spinner statue , signed, cast and stomach, liver and bowels may be relied upon. “Why, I’d write him a letter like phant. The master of ceremonies bel­ quite in the visible neighborhood of that unusual occurrence), he is rowed in a The Bitters conquers paid for through their efforts. For near­ malaria and kidney this, ” and he wrote as follows: lowed, “ Mr. Bill Lambkin of Birming ­ little left hand corner. Without even a troubles. _ _________________ small boat as near as the waves permit, ly two years the statue has been com­ ham, England, ” and then, “ Mr. Henri D ear M r . J ones — Yours of the 9th Inst, blush of shame he takes it, and you re­ and the lightkeepers throw out a small pleted, but thus far the grateful women NOTED FORK­ T ry G bbmea for breakfast. received. In reply I would say that your in­ Pijette of Montreal. ” Somebody hit a turn to youriown work. You have bare­ buoy, attached to a rope, which is se­ have been unable to place it before the tellectual capacities are rather inferior to gong, and the carnival was under way. SIMPLICITY ly begun again, when Sam appears at cured by the man in the boat. The jib public, owing to the fact that congress those of a boneless codfish. I am tired of you. STRENGTH The Englishman swung his right the door: “ jVhere can I find a box the Hoping you will not write again, I remain, is then swung out, and the visitor, has not been willing to cease talking ---------- . ECONOMY aloft, but it never landed. Thete was a right size to;set on the stairs, so that I placing one foot in the loop and catch­ long enough to pass a joint resolution yours respectfully, SUPERIOR WORK­ The letter was passed around and read duck, a swirling fist flying upward. The can put some boards across on which to ing tight hold of the rope, is hoisted designating a site. It is believed, how­ MANSHIP... about 40 feet vertically, and then the ever, that the present congress will take and finally carelessly thrown aside on a man from Birmingham Sprang straight stand the stepladder?” IN EVERY DETAIL You think a minute, and yon know jib, being pivoted at its foot, swings the necessary action and that the statue desk. It remained there until evening, up into the air as if lifted by a dyna­ will ere long be placed on one of the ap when it was collected, with others, by mite explosion. Then he fell and lay that the only-box- available is one filled him horizontally about 100 feet on to a And pains of rheumatism can be cured Those engines are acknowledged by expert engineers to be worthy of highest commenda­ with odds and ends qf needful kitchen safe landing.—London Sketch. proaches or buttresses of the treasury the messenger whose duty it was to car very quiet on the padded floor. by removing the cause, lactic acid in the tion for simplicity, high grade material and su­ ‘ ‘ Lovely uppercut, ’’said as aiderman. things, but you resignedly lay them all ry letters from the several divisions to blood. Hood’s Sarsaparilla cures rheu­ perior workmanship. They develop the full department. matism by neutralizing this acid. Thou­ actual horsepower, and run without an electric NO NOT ONE. The statue represents the former tr^s- the secretary for his signature. It “Shortest knockout I ever saw,” said a out on the floor and give Sam the box, spark battery: the system of ignition is simple, sands of people tell of perfect cures by inexpensive and reliable. For pumping oufits urer standing in a characteristic atti­ chanced to he among some letters relat­ building inspector. “Eight, nine, ten- catching at the same, moment a look for Irrigating purposes no better engine can be out! ” said the referee. ing to routine matters, and Secretary which reveals-that he is about to ask There is not a human being, physically tude with his familiar old cloak hang­ found on the Pacific coast. For hoisting outfits They took him back to the dressing you for the boards. There are only two perfect. Much of this imperfection comes for mines they have met with highest approval ing about him, his hand thrust into thè Cox affixed his signature without read­ For intermittent power their economy is un­ bosom of his coat and his hat on his ing it. Then it went through the mail room and sat him on a chair. His eyes long boards on the premises, and those from heritage, much more from accident, questioned. form a walk in the backyard. Still they neglect or ignorance. All of this mass of head. , The face, like that of Lincoln, is to Mr. Jones« The- following day the opened, and he rose to his feet. “Hi say, hisn’t hit time Hi was goin can be taken up, and they are—but it mortal suffering is manifest in aches and homely, but strong and full of character. secretary received a communication entails vigorous brushing and cleansing. pains of more or less intensity, or in some General Spinner was born in Mo­ from Mr. Jones. He was shocked and to th’ ring?” he queried. There was a snicker. Then for a time Sam vanishes, and all kind of unnatural distress. Hence all hawk, N. Y., Jan. 21, 1802, and was of grieved; he was fearful that the govern­ STATIONARY AND MARINE ENGINES “No, you’re through for the night,” is serene, but not for long. There are a strive tor relief. The simplest and surest The One True Blood Purifier. $1 ; six for $5. German descent. He was elected to con­ ment was tottering to its fall. When a is of course the best, and true econo my de ­ grinned his second. clatter of boards and notes of masculine mands to have it always at hand. When Tnnd’ct Pilla act harmoniously with gress as an antislavery Democrat in cabinet officer descended to penning ----- MASUT ACTUERD BY------ “W’at? ’Ave Hi been boxin?” trouble, which you ignore, until, find we know that an ordinary sprain may UUUU » rms Hood’s Sarsaparilla. 25ots. 1854, but was an active Republican from such sentences, he said, he feared for “No, you----- cockney! T’other ing that it is not a day for taking make a cripple for life, we should seek the the-formation of the party. He served the welfare of the country. Mr. Jones’ remedy at once, and at once we know American Type Founders’Co. hints, Sam callsagain, “Fan, will you best DR. GUNN'S six years in congress and was .treasurer wounded feelings were soothed by a per­ mug’s been boxin.” that it is found in a bottle of St. Jacobs "W ’ y? W ’ at ’ s ’ appened? Wat ’ ave fit S IMPROVED sonal letter from the secretary, and to please come and steady this thing, or of the United States from March, 1861, Oil. Those who in any way doubt this can PORTLAND. OR. I’ll break my neck. ” Of course you go, experiment and be sure of cure. Thou­ to July, 1'875. In 1862, when many show that there was no hard feeling on Hi been doin?” Send for catalogue. sands have done so. “ Ah,g ’ wan! You ’ ve been doin a clog and of course you find that he has not clerks in the treasury enlisted in the his part Mr. Jones at once renewed his army, Spinner- suggested that women be correspondence with the department.— dance an some ground an lofty tum- already broken it. You get odds and That surly sign: “Keep off the grass,” blin, ” growled his second. The English­ ends of things together to even up and employed in the different departments. Washington Post. From the sight of man will shortly pass; A Mild Physic. One Pill for a Dose. S< syrup Q man looked around him in a. dazed, un- Boon shall we see, as oft’ before. strengthen his rickety scaffolding, and A movement or the bowels each day is necessary for The proposal met with opposition, but - FOR CHILDREN TEETHING • Its rude successor: “ Shut the door! ” health. These pills supply what the system lacks to NEWS OF LINCOLN ’ S DEATH. certain way and mechanically took the then you sit on a step with your head Spinner gained his point. make it regular. They cure Headache, brighten the For «ale by al 1 Druggists. 25 Cents a bottle. Eyes, and clear the Complexion better than cosmetics. Miss Jennie Douglass, a powerful An Illustration of the Improvement In money—the loser’s end—which was up between the boards to steady the lad­ They neither gripe nor sicken. To convince you, we handed to him. Then he dressed and der, except when you vary it by hand­ DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CUBED will mail sample free, or full box for 25c. Sold every­ the Means of Communication. girl, was the first to be employed, and where. DR. BOSANKO MED. CO., Philadelphia, SURE CURE for PILES went out into the night, shaking his ing a pasty rag, or a brush, or a match she so plainly demonstrated that women Writing upon the subject of “The Ro­ head and thinking many things.—Chi­ Itching and Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles yield at once to DR. BQ-SAN-KO’SPILE REMEDY. Stops itch­ for his pipe. Then is the time you say, By local applications, as they cannot reach could trim bank notes as well as men mance of Our News Supply,” Mr. W. ing, absorbs tumors. A positive cure. Circulars sent free. Price the diseased portion of the ear. There is N. P. N. U. No. 628 -8. F. N. U. No. 705 50o. Druggists or mail. DR. BOSANKO, Phil«-, “To man and helper, three hours,” and only that others of her sex were given posi­ G. Fitzgerald tells a story about the cago News. one way to cure Deafness, and that is get your revenge, for Sam really sees oy constitutional remedies. Deafness is tions. As a result of General Spinner’s death of President Lincoln which strik­ Duchess and Fishwife. caused bv an inflamed condition of the the point. act nearly every important country in ingly illustrates the improvement effect­ An old fishwife, one of the order that Now, it is a strange thing that it is mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. the world now employs women in its ed in our means of communication dur­ When this tube gets inflamed you have a If you want a sure relief for pains in the back, side, chest, or civil service. Before his death General ing the last 30 years. In those days was ipore frequently seen a dozen years always “man and helper.” If a woman rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and ago than today, and who runs about limbs, use an undertakes anything, as a rule she goes when it is entirely closed Deafness is the Spinner said that the fact that he was there were no Atlantic cables working, instrumental in opening the departments and news of the shooting of the’presi- barelegged in a very brief tartan petti­ ahead and gets her things together1 and result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its nor­ to women gave him more real satisfac­ dent and his-subsequent death had to coat, with a creel of fish upon her shoul­ does it all by herself, but if a man starts mal condition, hearing will be destroyed tion than all the other deeds of his life. come by steamer. All night after Wilkes ders, had been often promised by an ally any task not in the Jiffio of his ordinary forever; nine cases out of ten are caused in the servants* hall that she should business he will maù'age to draw to by catarrh, which is nothing but an in­ Booth’s fatal shot had been fired Reu­ some time see the young duchess in her condition of the mucous surfaces. “OLD MAN STRATTON.” ter’s agent at Washington waited for own home. She was therefore posted himself the assistance of every woman flammed B ear in M ind —Not one of the host of counterfeits and imi­ We will give One Hundred Dollars for within call. If it is driving nails, some any tations is as good as the genuine. the announcement of Lincoln ’s death, case of (caused by catarrh) The Gold Fever Impoverished Him For one day in a distant corner of the hall, one must hand the nails to him ; a wom­ that cannot Deafness be cured by Hall’s Catarrh which was known to be imminent. Years, but Now He Is Worth Millions. from which she looked out in obvious for circulars, free. The president passed away at 7 :30 the discontent as the lady and her guests an would keep them in her pocket or Cure. F. Send “Old Man Stratton” has struck itrich, J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. mouth. If he is riveting something, the but he is the Same quiet, unostentatious next morning at the very moment a filed in to dinner. When the dining woman must hold the other hammer on TW“Sol