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Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U. S. Gov’t Report
Baking
Powder
ABSOLUTELY POTE
SPRY AT SIXTY.
NAPOLEON’S ORIENTAL DREAMS.
He Longed to Follow In the. Footsteps of
Alexander the Great.
THE REMARKABLE VITALITY OF
Bonaparte was a child of the Mediter­
AN AGED CALIFORNIAN.
ranean. The light of its sparkling wa­
ters was ever in his eyes, and the fasci­
nation of its ancient civilizations was Stands Today Unscathed by Disease —
never absent from‘his dreams of glory.
How He Conquered Rheumatism—
His proclamations ring with classic al­
A Story Full of Interest.
lusions ; his festivals were adorned with
classic ceremony. In infancy he had From the Examiner, San Francisco, Cal.)
known of Genoa, the tyrant of his is­ - * There is at least one happy man in
land, as strong in the splendid commer­ San Francisco today—one man who
cial enterprises which stretched east­ can enjoy, despite the fact of his being
ward through the Levant and beyond sixty years of age and of corpulent
into the farther orient. In childhood he build, the full and free use of all the
had fed his imagination on the histories , powers of mind and body.
James Keenan is a prominent liquor
of Alexander the Great and his conquest
of oriental empires. In youth he had I dealer at 256 Brannan street, and it is
thought to find an open door for his am­ i he who is now lauding those who have
bition when all others seemed closed by restored him from a bed of pain to his
taking service with England to share 1 . former youthful activity. Mr. Keenan
the renown of those who were building had, to within a year ago', _
been blessed
tip her eastern empire. Disappointed in | with the enjoyment of alomst perfect
this, he turned with the same lack of health
success to Russia, already England’s ri­
It was a year ago that Mr. Keenan
val on the continent of Asia.
first suffered the hand of disease to
It is perfectly comprehensible that ' take hold upon him. At that time he
throughout his early manhood his mind was stricken down by j an aggravated
should have occasionally reverted to the'attack of rheumatism, which robbed
same ideals. The conqueror of Italy and him of the use of his lower limbs and
Austria might hope to realize them. | of
of both
hoth his hands.- For
F< fully six weeks
Was he not master of the two great he lay on his couch, a helpless victim
maritime commonwealths which had of the dread disease, and all the time
once shared all eastern trade between he suffered intense pain in the affected
them? England’s intrusion upon the portions of his body. He could not
Mediterranean basin was a never ceasing move himself upon his bed, and all
irritation to all the Latin powers. Her that he ate had to be fed to him by
commercial prosperity and her mastery those in attendance. He
__ had about
of the seas aggravated the exasperation ^e^aired of "“we?“gaining”reïëà*sefoom
of France as threatening even her equah-1 theclutches of
irightful disease,
ty m their ancient rivalry. From the when one morniug his attention was
days of the first crusade all Frenchmep drawn to an advertisement in a mom-
had felt that leadership in the recon-
of a remed &r rheuma.
csf'.l’no’r.l¿vn r\T
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n
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struction
of Asia
belonged
to 4-V»zxw»
them by
I VA-AAA. The story of what succeeded
virtue of preoccupation. /
Ardent repub- |
oasuai giance at a medicine adver-
licans, moreover, saw France’s mission ■ J tisement can best be told in the words
incomplete in the liberalizing of the | I of, Mr. Keenan himself, who, when
continent, and the department of marine i ' asked for an explanation of his seem-
under the directory stamped its paper: ingly miraculous cure, gave the fol­
with the motto, “-Liberty of the Seas. ” I lowing account:
Imaginative forces, the revolution­
ary system and the national ambition I “It seemed to me that after all the
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I [ weeks
vvcejtkH ux
of terrible
vexxiuit; suxxwxilih
suffering ; that
txiab x I Jittu
had
all combined to create ubiquitous en-
,
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thnsinsm
m « i . I endured that there could not possibly
thusiasm fnr
for th«
the conquest «f
of th»
the Med-
I be a relief. I had no faith m patent
iterranean. To this the temperament,
and training of Bonaparte were as the ; medicines, and when I saw in a paper
spark to the tinder. It was with willing1 the advertisement of Williams’ Pink
ears that the directory heard his first, Pills I was induced to try them only
suggestions about the Venetian isles and: in sheer desperation. I did not feel
I began taking the sec-
subsequently his plans for the capture any , relief
,
„ until
,
of Malta, which was to be followed by °nd box
th® P11^’,but then the Paln
began
a death blow to England’s supremacy in be
g“ gradually
gradually to
to leave
leave me,
me, my
my appe-
appe-
the seizure of Egypt and the dismem- fclte b“e bet?er> a“d I could sleep
, berment of u m
i
’nnnr r.n«
soundly f.nrnno
throughout
the ■niernr.
night ■wir.nnnt
without
Turkey.
— xtt
W. wr
M. m
Sloane » s , sniTnalv
experiencing any of the jerking p’ains
“Life of Napoleon” in Century.
that had before kept me awake. I con­
tinued to take the pills and it was only
A SPIDER FARM.
a short time until the rheumatism had
A. Sirup Bottler Has Recruited tlie Spider
entirely left my hands, and 1 had so
Against His Foes With Success.
far recovered the use of my legs as to
A sirup bottler has improved upon the be able to walk about the house with-
prison lesson of Bruce. He has taken I 0^
— “ “assistance?
___ ____ _ In about two weeks
the
into partnership
in the work- - L jjjOre j ~ wag entirely free from the dis-
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mg of one of his most lmnortant deDart-1 1 ease? but Ytook taro more^boxes^of the I
ments. . Flies,
™ cockroaches
i
.u«„ and
,1 other in-1
™ pills as a precaution against a return
sects,, attracted by his sweets, and en- 1 of the rheumatism. . From the time
couraged by the genial atmosphere of that the last trace of the disease left
his bottling room, used to interfere with me I had not felt the least sign of its
his work, get into his bottles, steal his return, and I can truthfully say that
goods and “worry him to death.” He I now enjoy the free use of my limbs
has recruited the spider against his foes as ever I did before the rheumatism at­
and’vanquished them. Some 6,000 spi- tacked me.
. ders now make their home on the ceiling
“I have taken the pains to recom­
and walls of his bottling department. mend Williams’ Pink Pills to a num­
Their webs are everywhere, and they be­ ber of my friends who are suffering
have themselves with great intelligence. from rheumatism. I think I know of
Said the bottler to an interviewer: no other remedy that will afford such
“These creatures know more than a quick and permanent relief from rheu­
great many people. Spiders do not care matism as do Williams’ Pink Pills,
for sweet things, and never drop into
my vats or get into my bottles. I never and I only hope that many others may
disturb them except to feed them occa­ be brought to see and feel the high cura­
sionally. They appear to’ know my call, tive powers that the pills possess.”
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills contain, in
and will come out and feed from my
a condensed form, all the elements
hand, or take a fly from my finger.
“They shut themselves up during necessary to give new life and richness
most of the winter months in the little to the blood and restore shattered-
nests you see stuck like daubs of mud nerves. They are also a specific for
about the ceiling. When winter comes, troubles peculiar to females, such as
I brush away the webs. They prefer to suppressions, irregularities and all
forms of weakness. They build up the
weave new ones every spring.
“Each May they reappear ready to blood and restore the glow of health to
unravel the silken fabric that is stored pale and sallow cheeks. In men they
in their little bodies. It-is just about effect a radical cure in all cases arising
then that the flies have hatched their from mental worry, overwork or ex­
first young. If the spiders appear earlier, cesses of whatever nature. Pink Pills
are sold in boxes (never in loose bulk)
the crop of flies would soon give out.
■
“I have been onjy running this spider at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50,
farm for two years, but I find my little and may be had of all druggists, or
partners indispensable. They will not direct by mail from Dr. Williams’
endure in the place a single fly or insect Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
that is a plunderer of sweets and sir­
ups. ”—Pittsburg Dispatch.
New Treatment For Burns.
A Tattooed Snake.
The sailors of the gulf of Mexico and
the equatorial regions of the Atlantic
ocean amuse themselves and also turn an
occasional honest penny by capturing
both large and small shakes of the va­
riety known as the-lemon boa and. cov­
ering their bodies with tattooed letters
and designs. One of these living manu­
scripts was recently-exhibited at Egyp­
tian hall, London, which had the whole
of the third chapter of Genesis and some
pieces from Punch tattooed upon his
back in indelible letters of various col­
ors. Thousands of ¿these tattooed snakes
are annually disposed of at Rio de Ja­
neiro. The buyers generally kill these
snakes and either skin them or preserve
the entire reptile in alcohol. Such speci­
mens are highly prized by both Euro­
pean and North American collectors of
curiosities.—-St. Louis Republic.
Heathen and Heathen.
Home Heathen—Tell me, now, what
is the greatest difficulty that your for­
eign missionaries have to contend with:?
Foreign Missionary—Keeping our con­
verts from learning that we have so
many heathen in the home churches.—
New York Tribune.
The highest temperature ever known
in London was recorded July 15, 1881,
95.5 degrees; at Paris, 104, on Aug. 26,
1765; at Adelaide, Australia, January,
1841,-114; at Mourzuk, India, July 10,
1872, 133.__________ _____
The Housatonic in Connecticut was
called by the Indians Wussiadenex, the
“stream beyond the mountains. ”
Bulgaria was formerly yblgaria, so
called from the Volsci who inhabited it,
HUMAN SUFFERING.
THE STORY OF A BEAR.
The Truth Came Out In Spite of the S25.
Paid to Suppress It.
“There used to be some good hunting
up in Maine, about Rangeley lake, ” said
Mr. T. L. Page. “A house that I man­
aged in the little village of Phillips was
the headquarters of a lot of Nimrods,
who came up every season after big
game. Of all the ardent sportsmen, twe
New Yorkers, chums and partners in
business, Messrs. Buckley and Webb,
were the keenest lovers of the chase.
They were very successful hunters, too,
and generally carried off the palm both
as to quality and quantity of game.
“One season, however, they met with
very poor luck, and after spending about
a week in camp, with nothing to show
for their labors, started to come to
town, with the intention of going home.
On their way in they overtook a coun­
tryman driving a farm wagon, in the
bed of which lay one of the handsomest
specimens of black bear that the New
Yorkers had ever laid eyes on. The rus­
tic stopped his team to let the city stran­
gers admire his big take. Suddenly a
brilliant idea occurred to Buckley.
‘ What, would you be willing to sell your
bear for?’ said he to the farmer.
“ ‘Well,.the state gives a bounty of
$10 for every bear, and I reckon if you’ll
give me $10 more you can have him. ’
‘Buckley gave the old man his price,
with $5 additional, first exacting from
him a solemn promise that he would
never breathe a syllable of the transac­
tion to any one. Then he and Webb rode
ahead, and on reaching the hotel told in
most enthusiastic style how they had
killed the biggest black bear that had
ever came out of the Maine woods.
They entered into details of the shoot­
ing, and every guest of the house was on
the qui vive for a look at bruin, that
was coming on a little later. He was
such a heavy beast that the mighty
hunters were forced to hire an old farm­
er to bring him in town in a wagon.
Pretty soon the wagon hove in sight and
a big crowd gathered at the hotel en­
trance to see him unloaded. Exclama­
tions of delight were heard on every
side, and Buckley and Wébb were the
heroes of the hour.
“Down in the little village of Phil­
lips Old Sol Mayberry, with a bigger
wad of cash in his pocket than he had
possessed for a long time, was getting
very drunk on the proceeds of his sale,
and after the third or fourth round of
drinks he couldn’t resist telling how, on
that very morning, he had caught in a
trap the finest bear he’d ever beheld,
and how he had sold him to two chaps
from the city. The facts leaked out in
less than an hour, and the conspirators
were forced ‘ to own that Old Sol had
spoken the truth. Their bill for cham­
pagne that day was in three figures. ”—
Washington Post.
Nine-tenths of It Is Useless and Could Be
Avoided.
Go through a crowd of people, pre­
ferably city people; examine the tired,
anxious, wasted faces; remember your
life and the lives of the men whom you
have known intimately; recall the vio­
lent deaths, the suicides ’of which you
have heard, and ask yourself the reason
of all this death, suffering and despair.
And you will, see, however strange it
may appear, that the cause of nine-tenths
of human suffering is the present life of
the world; that this suffering is useless;
that it could be avoided, and that the
majority of men are martyrs to worldly
ideas.
Recently on a rainy Sunday I crossed
the market near the tower of Soukharev
in a street car. For a third of a mile the
car made its way through a densecrowd
that closed in again behind us. From
morning till evening these thousands of
men, most of them hungry and in rags,
jostle each other in the mud, dispute,
deceive and hate each other. The same
thing goes on in the markets of Moscow
and other cities. These men will pass
their evenings in the wine shops and
afterward will seek their holes and cor­
ners. Sunday is their best day. Monday
they begin again their; accursed exist­
ence.
Think of the existence of these men,
of the situation which they abandon
and of that which they choose. Consider
the labor to which they give themselves,
and you will see that ’iis^j^Tnartyrs.
All have left their fieJ^ERirhouses,
their fathers and brothers', ’often their
wives and children. They have renounc­
ed everything and come to the city in
order to acquire that which the world
considers necessary. All of them are
there, from the operative, the coachman
and the seamstress to the wealthy mer­
chant, the office holder and the Wives .of
all of them, to say nothing of the tens
of thousands of unfortunates who have
lost everything and live on scraps and
brandy in the free lodging houses. Go
through this crowd; watch poor and
rich alike; look for a man who says
that he is satisfied and believes that he
possesses what the world deems necessa­
ry. You will not find onein a thousand.
—Count Tolstoi.
Indoor Bicycle Riding.
Nowadays every one wants to ride a
bicycle, but many do not attempt it be­
cause they dread the ordeal of learning.
In the first place they dislike the idea of
abrasions and bruises, and in the second
they can hardly bring themselves to the
sacrifice of dignity which the flounder-
ings of the beginner usually entail
They need no longer hesitate. The bi­
cycle can now be learned indoors, safe
from prying eyes and without fear of
falls. A new appliance designed for this
purpose consists of a small flywheel
covered with rubber and tiivo-side wheels
fitted with a simple arrangement by
means of which it can be adjusted to
any kind of cycle in two minutes. Its
great advantage is that the rider expe­
riences the same momentum as in a spin
on a hard road, while the machine
either remains stationary or moves so
slowly that in traversing 15 feet the
same amount of exercise is obtained as
in a mile of ordinary traveling.
Practice can thus be carried on in a
hall or roor^, and riders can gauge the
rate of speeu their exertions would have
given them on the highway. For begin­
ners, chi ldren and invalids needing phys
ical exercise this invention is Specially
adapted, as it stands perfectly steady
and enables the difficulties of mounting
and dismounting to be thoroughly over­
come without danger of falls or bruises.
The 'appliance is collapsible, weighs 15
pounds and can be easily carried in the
hand. —Exchange.
Wood Paving.
A nonslipping wood pavement has
been recently devised which is claimed
to be simple, inexpensive and efficient.
It consists in preparing, the wooden
blcfcks before they are laid by boring a
few holes in them and filling the same
with a hard setting substance composed
of crushed stone, bitumen and Portland
cement. The compound is cleared off
even with the surface, and when they
are laid the roadway is thus covered
with a series of rough spots which ar­
rest the foot of the horse in all condi­
tions of weather, and prevent the ani­
mal from slipping. Wood paving is ex­
A Paris medical man of resources and tensively used in England and France.
alternatives bad in hand a case of severe —Northeastern Lumberman.
and extensive burning, caused by boil
Division of the Sexes.
ing water. So deep was the injury that
One
of
the most-remarkable churches
the healing -process was greatly delayed.
The patient’s family objected to skin is to be found at Freudenthal, in the
grafting, which seemed to be the only Black Forest. It is built on such a plan
way to accelerate the process of recov that the men are unable to see the wom­
ery, and the doctor, as an experiinent, en, and vice .versa, for it is composed of
applied the internal membrane of the two wings, which meet at an angle
hen’s egg—the white film’ with which where the pulpit stands. The right wing
everybody is familiar. The injury must is allotted to men, and the left one to
have progressed beyond the suppurative the women of the congregation.—-Berlin
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stage and shown signs of healthy heal­ Letter.
Skillful as Ever.
ing. A freshly laid egg is broken and
Edward—Isn’t Dick going off in his
the membrane immediately cut into
narrow strips and laid carefully across writings?
Forrest—I haven’t noticed it.
the raw surface, then antiseptic dress­
Edward—It seems to me he has lost
ings are applied with carbolic solutions,
and the whole is covered by tin foil. In that exquisite delicacy of touch he used
a number of cases this procedure has to have.
Forrest (ruefully)—By Jove! You
been eminently satisfactory. —New York
wouldn’t think so if you had seen, him
Ledger.
work me for ten this morning.—New
Th« Quarter Came Back.
Rochblle Life. '
“Excuse me, sir,” said a Woodward
Easily® Remedied.
avenue car conductor to a passenger rid­
ing on the platform with him the other
“Say,” said the.city editor, “it seems
morning, “but can you change a quar­ to me that this expression of yours about
ter?”
showing a, clean pair of heels is not just
■“Is it a plugged quarter?” cautiously the thing in a report of a bicycle race. ’ ’
asked the passenger.
“All right, ” answered the lazy re­
“Yes, sir; plugged in two places. ”
porter. “Just stick in a ‘w’ and make
“Get it about a week ago?”
it a clean pair of wheels.
Cincinnati
“Yes, sir.”
Tribune.
“From me?”
‘Aliens—that is, unnaturalized for­
“Yes, sir.”
“No, I can’t change it. I carried that eigners residing in this country—are
old coin around about three months and found only in the north and are mostly
offered it to at least 50 conductors be­ Canadians, who come to this country for
fore you took it, and having finally a working season and return to their
worked it off I can’t take, it back. If homes in Canada to remain during the
you want to borrow two tens and a five, rest of the year.
all right, but I can’t take plugged quar­
Bromine was discovered by Bailara
ters—can’t possibly do it, even to
of Montpelier in 1826,
oblige. ”—Detroit Fiee Press.
A Floral Detective of Dong Ago.
SMALL BEGINNINGS
In early times the Dutch farmers of
the up river farms of New York had an
ingenious way of recovering pocket
knives that might have been dropped or
mislaid while plowing or gardening was
going on. Cutlery was not as cheap then
and abundant as in these days ; so the
farmers took the thrifty precaution of
keeping two or three sunflower seeds in
their knife handles. Then if the knives
fell upon broken ground and could not
be readily found, the owners would wait
until the seeds sprouted, and an isolated
sunflower stalk or blossom in field or
patch would signalize the possibility of
a missing article’s being at its root.
True, the owner did not always realize
the result of thé scheme, because a pass­
ing boy who understood the token, often
“got there” before the planter.—New
York Tribune.
Make great, endings sometimes. Ailments that
we are apt to consider trivial often grow,
through neglect, into atrocious maladies, dan­
gerous in themselves and productive oi ^thers.
It is the disregard of the earlier indications of
illhe«l>h which leads to the establishment of
till sorts of maladies on a chronic basis. More­
over, there are certain disorders incident to the
season, such as malaria and rneumatism,
against which it is always desirable to fortify
the system aitei exposure to the conditions
which produce the.». Cold, damp and miasma
are surely counteracted, by Hostetter’s Stomach
Bitters. After you have incurred risk from
these influences, a wineglassful or two of Hos­
tetter’s Sïomnch Bitters directly afterward
should be swallowed. For malaria, dyspepsia,
liver complaint, kidney and bladder trouble,
nervousness and debility. it is the most de­
servedly popular of remedies, and preventives.
A wineglass!ul before meals promotes appetite.
Teacher—If your father wac to hear of y<ur
bad conduct, it would make bis hair turn gray.
B >bby—1 beg your pardon, sir; my father hadn’t
any hair left.
JOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED
By local applications, as they cannot reach and refreshing to the taste, and acts
the diseased portion of the ear. There is gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
only one way to cure Deafness, and that is Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys­
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused ‘by an inflamed condition of the tem effectually, dispels colds, head­
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. aches and fevers and cures habitual
When this tube gets inflamed you have constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and only remedy of its kind ever pro­
when it is entirely closed-Deafness is the
result, and unless the inflammation can be duced, pleasing to the taste and ac­
taken out and this tube restored to its nor­ ceptable to tlie stomach, prompt in
mal condition, hearing will be/destroyed
forever; nine cases out of ten are caused its action and truly beneficial in its
by catarrh, which is nothing but an in­ effects, prepared only from the most
flamed condition of the mucous-surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for healthy and agreeable substances, its
any case ot Deafness (caused by catarrh) many excellent qualities commend it
that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh to all and have made it the most
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
popular remedy known.
E. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
I and $1 bottles by all leading drug-
Piso’s Cure is the medicine to break
I gists. Any reliable druggist who
children’s Coughs and Colds.—Mas. M.
may not have it on hand will pro­
B lunt , Sprague, Wash., March 8,1894.
cure it promptly for any one who
ARE YOU SICK?
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
Send for circulars of Radam’s Microbe.Killer, substitute.
A Small Boy’s Good Memory.
One of the dentists of this city has a
precocious child of about 4 summers.
The bright little fellow keeps his father
and mother wide awake during the
whole day by his wit and keenness.
When the child was about 2 years of age,
his parents visited Niagara falls. Baby
went along. The other day a friend of
the family was at the houses and she
spoke of Niagara. The 4-year-old quick­
ly spoke up that he had been there. His
mother told him that he certainly could
not remember it, but the child said that
he could. His mother asking him what
it looked like, Johnnie replied, “It
looks like a great big ocean going awful
fast. ”—Albany Journal
Perfection of the Bicycle.
The mechanical strength of a cycle
needs little comment: when a 30 inch 360 Morrison St., Portland, Or.
wheel weighing 20 ounces sustains with­
out permanent distortion the weight of
T ry G ermea for breakfast.
four men standing on its side, with sup
ports at four points only under- the rim
and nothing under the hub. A cycle
weighing less than nine pounds will
carry a man weighing 160 to 175
pounds, and even a 24' pound- machine
carries a greater load with safety than Hood’s Sarsaparilla tones and strengthens
any other vehicle.
the digestive organs, creates an appetite,
and gives refreshing sleep. Remember
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY.
NEW YORK, N.Y.
Makes the
Weak Strong
Off. GUNN’S
IMPROVED
LIVER PILLS
H HILO PHYSIC.
How to Keep Lemons Fresh.
It is not generally known that lemons
may be easily and almost indefinitely
preserved under glass. Some, one year,
BOTH PAPERS WERE USEFUL
were purchased on the Fourth of July,
The Fortunate Result of a Tennessee Jus­ and, by way of experiment, each one
tice Mixing His Documents.
was put under an inverted goblet. Thus
Is the one True Blood Purifier.
Bill Wright was a justice of the kept from the air, they were finally re­
the after dinner pill and
peace, and also an absentminded man, moved, on Christmas day, in perfect nooa S Dalle
r*11 IS faW11V cathartic. 25c.
whose wife was as able an orator as condition and as juicy as ever.
Xantippe.
NEW WAY EAST—NO DUST.
Bill used to serve all his processes
himself and to save time-would sign the Go East from Portland, Pendleton, Walla
marriage certificates in blank and deliv­ Walla via O. R. & N. to Spokane and Great
Northern Railway to Montana, Dakotas, St.
er a number to the parson.
Paul, Minneapolis, Chicago, Omaha, St
One day Bill had a process to serve Louis, East and South. Rock-ballast track'; Is the only known remedy that will destroy
the Microbe in the Blood without injury to the
away up in the mountainson a semibar- fine scenery; new equipment; Great North­ system.
Millions of people testify to its won­
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barous recluse, who was sued for dam­ ern Palace bleepers and Diners; Family derful cures.
Cars; Buffet-Library Cars. Write
ages for some disdeeds,- and Bill thought Tourist
BY REMOVING THE CAUSE—
C. C. Donovan, General Agent, Portland,
IT CUKES ALL HUMAN DISEASES.
he would deliver a few of the certifi­ Oregon, or F. I. Whitney, G. P. & T. A.,
SI per Bottle
St. Paul, Minn., for printed matter and in­ Price, S3 per Jar.
cates to the parson.
Advice free. Write for circulars.
• So, sticking both packages of papers in formation about rates, routes, etc.
the same pocket, he mounted his horse
Radam’s Microbe Killer Company
DO YOU EXPECT
and rode off.
1330 Market St., San Francisco, Cal.
Reaching the minister’s, he stopped
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and chatted awhile, and, after deliver­
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If so, then permit us
to say that Doctor express.
ing his papers, he started off again and
Pierce
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took the road to the mountains.
Prescription is
The parson had a wedding that day,
indeed a true
one of the parties being a notorious horse
“Mother’s Friend,” 1
thief from an adjoining county. When
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justice of the peace and by the parson. strengthened
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He feared some trap, so surrendered nourishment for the child promoted.
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When the justice reached the moun­ illustrations,
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of this great family doctor full description,
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maintaining his self possession, he re­ diseases peculiar to women with sugges­
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same. Address, World’s Dispensary Medi­
fortunately remembered. .
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He then returned and found the horse
thief in jail and went and saw the par­
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of justice.—University Courier.
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Compositors are supposed to be able to good. My finger nails came off and
decipher all kinds of handwriting, even my hair came out, leaving me
that of editors and, ministers. On this perfectly bald. I then went to
Why He Wanted It Printed.
point Mr. Robert Clark, the Edinburgh
printer, used to tell a.story:
Professor Lindsay Alexander came
into our office one Friday with the man­
uscript of a sermon.
“You must let me have proofs of this
tomorrow,’” he said.
I told him the time was too short. He
must give us a few days longer.
“No,” he said. “I must preach this
sermon tomorrow. It is a special ser­
mon'. I wrote it ten years ago, and now
I can’t make out a word of it.”—
Youth’s Companion.
Altogether Too Honest.
Hotel Clerk—That lawyer stopping
with us is the most honest man I ever
heard of.
Landlord—Why?
Clerk—He sits up in a chair and
sleeps at night.
Landlord—WhaX’a, that got to do with
it?
Clerk—He says after his .day’s work
is over he doesn’t think he ought to lie
in bed,—Detroit Free Press.
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