Too Late with His Objections.
The figure beside the bed began to sway
VOLUMES COULD BE WRITTEN,
to and fro, and from the mother’s lips
A marriage ceremony at Roseburg
.filled with the testi
there issued a lullaby that had not been was interrupted in a sensational manner
Uall not pain’s teaching punishment; the fire
mony of women who
That lights a soul, even while it tortures, heard in the' Kelly household for years.
a few evenings ago. Charles Minkler, a
have been made well
blesses;
At
first
it
was
faint,
like
a
sigh,
but
freight conchictor at Woodburn, was the
and strong by Dr.
The sorrow that unmakes some old desire.
soon grew a little louder and steadier. groom, and Lottie Critzen, of Roseburg,
Pierce's Favorite
And on the same foundation builds a higher.
Prescription.
Hath more than joy for him who acquiesces. The physician came in, looked for a mo the bride. During the ceremony the of
i
ment, and then turned away without a ficiating minister asked if any one had
It’s a medicine
Ah, darkness teaches us to-love the light-.
word.
any reason why the ceremony should not
that’s made especially
Not as ’tis loved of children, warm abed.
And crying for the toys put by at night.
C
\
to
build up women’s
It seemed like hours to Miss Brady proceed.
But even as a blinded painter might
strength and to cure
before the physician again came in. He
A
young
dry
goods
clerk
of
Roseburg,
—FOR—
Whose soul paints on in dreams of radiance
■women’s ailments —
raised his finger to the mother, and the named Mannis, stepped forward, saying
fled.
an
invigorating,
re
—Amelie Rives in Harper’s.
singing and rocking ceased. After he had serious objections. He said he storative tonic, soothing cordial, and
watching the patient for a moment he wanted to see and speak with the girl bracing nervine; purely vegetable, non
From actual analysis made by me, I
hastily wrote a prescription. He handed privately. He was put out of the house alcoholic, and perfectly harmless. For
it to Miss Brady and told her the quicker and a pistol was found in his pocket. He all the functional derangements, pain
pronounce the Royal Baking Powder
—AND—
the medicine was procured the more said he had always wanted to marry the ful disorders, and chronic- weaknesses
to be the Strongest and Purest Baking
That the social season on Cherry Hill chance there was of saving the patient’s girl, but had never gathered courage to that afflict womankind, the “Favorite
■
tell her of his feelings.—San Francisco Prescription.” is the only guaranteed
had not displayed the brilliancy that had life.
Powder before the public.
remedy.
The young woman went swiftly down Chronicle.
marked it from the time Miss Maggie
—A—
It must have been the medicine for
the
stairs
and
to
the
door.
Mr.
Carroll
Kelly had the leadership in such matters
It is entirely free from alum and other
SWINGING AKODND THE CIRCLE most women, or it couldn’t be sold on
there.
$
thrust upon her was due entirely to the was
any such terms.
“Slobsy,” she said excitedly, “go over
additions injurious to health.
fact that the young lady had passed ' to the drug store an git this quick, If Of the diseases to which it is adapted with the
Isn’t it likely
. to be the medicine tor
best
results,
Hostetter
’
s
Stomach
Bitters,
a
fam
a period of dangerous illness. At one you don’t hurry up, Mag”-----
ily medicine, comprehensive in its scope, has you f Sold by druggists everywhere.
never been thrust upon public attention in the
time they thought the end had come.
—A SPECIFIC FOR—
But Slobsy was already gone. He guise
of a universal panacea for bodily ills.
The doctor thought so too, for he bent dashed across the streetiand around the This claim, daily arrogated in the columns of
the
daily
press
by
the
proprietors
of
medicines
over her for many minutes before he was corner like a flash. A foment later the far inferior to it as specifics, has in a thousand
Scrofula, Rheumatism,
Prof. Chemistry, College of Pharmacy Deft,
sure that she still continued to breathe. drug store door was thrown violently instances disgusted the public in advance by its
absurdity, and the prospects of other remedies
Salt Rheum, Neuralgia
University of California.
Miss Kelly’s illness started with a open and Mr. Carroll bounded in.
of superior qualities have been handicapped by
He approached a clerk with Titian the pretensions of their worthless predecessors.
slight cold. It didn’t bother her any at
But
the
American
people
know,
because
they
And
All
Other
Blood and Skin Diseases.
have verified the fact by the most trying tests,
first, and she went to her work at the hair and said:
“
Hey,
young
feller®
Gimme
this
’
S
that
the
Bitters
possesses
the
virtues
of
a
real
other
baking
powders
are
shown
by
All
envelope factory with the same regular quick ez yer kin.”
specific in cases of malarial and liver disorder,
It is a positive cure for all those painful, deli
constipation, nervous, rheumatic, stomach and
cate complaints and complicated troubles and
ity that had characterized her for years.
analysis
to
contain
alum,
lime
or
ammonia.
He then threw the'pr®2/
"iription on the kidney trouble. What it does it does thorough
weaknesses common among our wives, mothers
♦
Then she began to feel worse. Her counter. The clerk pifci red it up in a ly, and mainly for this reason it is indorsed and
and daughters.
*
by hosts of respectable medical
The effect is immediate and lasting. Two or
mother advised her to remain at home leisurely manner and sefm
Inned it careless- recommended
men.
three doses of D r . P ardee ’ s R emedy taken daily
Z5ots.,
keeps the blood cool, the liver and kidneys act
A
for a couple of days, but Miss Maggie ly. Then he asked, f l*Are
you in a
Who can blame Mr. Cleveland for seeking the 50cts.,and
ive, and will entirely eradicate from the system
- J
would have none of it. At that particu hurry?”
seashore? Whatever the wild waves are saying, $1.00 per Bottle;
all traces of Scrofula, Salt Rheum, or any other
An Acrobat’s Fall.
lar time she was doing another girl’s
“Yair,” Mr. CarguJ aponded, sur- they’re not making speeches about silver.
form of blood disease.
Thanksgiving: Day in New York City.
One cent a dose.
No medicine
ever introduced
country
—
think
other-
prised
that
any
work
in
add
ition
to/her
.own,
which
*FrrrO
C
«jcriixn
ctw-ca
An act was given at Cordray’s audito
I .
with nvioK
ealo, in this
nl-rcvt
It used to be that Thanksgiving day in
ÖI0OD TJtIJbi XJKöX.
where all others fail. Coughs, Croup, Sore universal satisfaction whenever used as that of
1
rium performance recently that was not New York was, like the day all over the meant that she would receive double" wise. '
Throat, Hoarseness, whooping Cough and D r . P ardee ’ s R emedy .
it until your
“Well, you’ll have
printed on the programme. Stanley and eastern part of the country, a day which the usual amount of pay when the week
For Consumption it has no rival:
fhis remedy has been used in the hospitals
A llcook ’ s P orous P lasters are unap Asthma.
has cured thousands, and will CURB YOU if
the old world for the past twenty-
hurry
’
s
over,
”
/camp
the
other
in
a
Mason do a perilous act in midair on the centered around a dinner. This dinner was ended.
proachable in curative properties, rapidity taken in time. Sold by Druggists on a guar throughout
five
years as a specific for the above diseases,
The young girl needed the money very cool, breezy manner. '
trapeze. There are two bars suspended was inevitable, and the families saw each
antee.
For
a
Lame
Back
or
Chest,
use
and
it
has
and
will cure when all other so-called
and safety of action, and are the only reli
Mr. Carroll’s brow lowered ominously. able plasters ever produced. They have SHILOH’S BELLADONNA PLASTER.25O. remedies fail.
by ropes from the ceiling, one large and other then that never saw each other in a much, for she wished to attend the third
Send
for
pamphlet
of testimonials from those
one small. Stanley was on the small group at any other time. The prodigal annual ball of the Social Five, which “S-aa-y, young feller,” he said, very successfully stood the test of over thirty
who have been cured by its use. Druggists sell
ILOH
’
S
CATARRH
slowly
and
distinctly,
“
do
you
mean
it
at
$1.00
per
bottle.
Try it and be convinced.
was
to
occur
during
the
’
following
week.
trapeze near the ceiling, and Mason on returned for it; the poor relation looked
years’ use by the public; their virtues have
For sale by
the lower one. The man on top was forward to it and praised it as it pro On that occasion she had proposed to ap that?”
never been equaled by imitators who have
REMEDY.
“Of course I”— The clerk never got sought to trade upon the reputation of Have you Catarrh ? This remedy is guaran
preparing to hang by his legs, let go, gressed heavily through its different pear in a costume that would delight
MACK & CO.,
A llcock ’ s by making plasters with holes teed to cure you, Price.SOcts. Injectorfree.
drop, and, falling, catch his partner by' courses; and the several members of the the hearts of her friends and still the ad any farther than that, nor could any one in
them and claiming them to be “just as
who
happened
to
be,
in
the
place
at
the
9
and
II Front St., San Francisco.
verse
criticism
of
her
enemies.
the feet. Stanley, who had a boil on the family tried to be more polite and genial
good as A llcock ’ s ,” and they stand to-day
Mr. Slobsy Oarroll, with much plead time tell- just what happened. They saw indorsed by not only the highest medical
Inside of his leg, slipped and fell. His jmd loving toward one another at that
but by millions of grateful pa
partner could not save him.
bieal than at any other of the three times ing in his tones, had begged of her to something bound over the counter, authorities,
who have proved their efficacy as a
Every eye was riveted on the falling 865 other meals of the year. There are accompany him to the ball. She had re heard a thud, saw the proprietor run tients
household
remedy.
acrobat and every heart stood still. To some who like family dinners, and there fused the gentleman at first, and very out, wave his arms, and then saw a piece Beware of imitations. Askfor A llcock ’ s ,
the man himself it seemed an age. Ma are other > wicked ones who sympathize frankly told him her reasons for so doing. of paper thrust into nis hand.
and do not be persuaded to accept a substi
“Gimme that quick or I’ll break yer tute.
“If 1 go with you,” she said, “you’ll
son, who was below, as quick as a flash with the young woman who assented to
B bandbeth ’ s P ills will purify the blood.
jaw,
see!
”
they
heard
a
voice
exclaim,
measured the distance, and saw that if having a family dinner by saying, “Yes, go off ’n git a jag on, an then you’ll com
his partner fell in that position nothing and let us have any family but our own!” mence to spout tragedy, an somebody’ll and then they saw a young man throw An Emotional Role.—She—Why were you so
Bladder, Urinary and Liver Diseases, Dropsy
and embarrassed when you proposed
could save his neck from being broken,
It is an awful and solemn ceremony in sock yer in the eye’n there’ll be a scrap. some money on the counter and dash awkward
to me? He—Oh, I was trying not to look so
Gravel and Diabetes are cured by
so, as Stanley descended, he gave the many homes, and it is made more so, as I don’t want no scrappers takin me to a out of the place at his best speed. Slobsy cock-sure
of
being
accepted
as
I
felt.
Mr. Albert Hartley of Hudson,
falling man a quick turn, somewhat a rule, by some one of the elder of the ball.” Mr. Carroll was much hurt upon handed the package to Miss Brady, and
N. C., was taken with Pneumonia.
broke the fall, and the performer fell to poor relations, who endeavors to enliven hearing why Miss Kelly did not care to a moment later the physician had ad
HOW’S THIS!
His brother had just died from it.
the floor with a hard sound and struck the general gloom by trying to be “the go to the ball with him. Then he pro ministered it. For another half hour
they waited. Mrs. Kelly went info the We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any When he found his doctor could not
on his back.
life of the dinner.” He does this by tested against her classification.
case
of
catarrh
that
cannot
he
cured
by
Hall
’
s
“I ain’t no Scrapper, Mag,” he said. kitchen. The patient was lying quite Catarrh Cure.
rally him he took one bottle of Ger
A dozen men rushed up the aisle to growing reminiscent over the younger
F. J. CHENEY & CO.,
still now, and the doctor was bending
Toledo, O.
man Syrup and came out sound and THE BEST KIDNEY
pick up the man, and for a moment quite members, and telling how pretty they “I'm a actor.”
We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Che
The young lady referred to a disturb over her.
AND LIVER MEDICINE.
an amount of excitement prevailed. He were as children, and how they used to
ney for the last fifteen years, and believe him well. Mr. S. B Gardiner, Clerk
Suddenly her eyes opened. They perfectly honorable in all business-transactions
was picked up and carried behind the make him tell and retell the old story of ance which Mr. Carroll had started at
with Druggist J. fj. Barr, Aurora,
and
financially
able
to
carryout
any
obligations
rolled
from
one
side
to
the
other
in
an
scenes.
the roast pig he stole the night before the last party she gave in order to prove
made by taeir firm.
WEST & TRUAX,
Texas, prevented a bad attack of I
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
He had fallen twenty-five feet, and his Gettysburg, with which introduction he her assertion. Mr. Carroll protested inquiring way. Then the lips were
ineumonia by taking German Syrup
WALDING, KIN NAN & MARVIN,
with much vehemence that it was not he, parted, and from them came faintly.
only injury was a rough shaking up and promptly tells the old story again.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
in
time. He was in the business
“
Where
’
s
me
ole
woman?
”
but
the
quantity
of
beer
he
had
imbibed
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,acting
a bruised back. Two minutes later
It may not be so everywhere, but
’ll come through all right now," directly upon tke blood and mucous surfaces of and knew the danger. He used the Cures Bright’s Disease, Retention or Non-re
George Stanley appeared before the foot around New York city this has all on that occasion which was responsible the “She
system. Testimonials sent free. Price, 75 great remedy—Boschee’s German tention of Urine, Pains in the Back, Loins or
doctor said, and Miss Brady com the
cents per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
lights and bowed.—Seattle Post-Intelli changed. It is not that the families for the outbreak.
menced
to
cry.
A
few
moments
later
Syrup—for lung diseases.
® Side.
Miss
Kelly
naively
remarked
that
per
gencer.
_______________
around the great metropolis love each
and the doctor passed out of the house. Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust, no smell.
haps
the
beer
might
he
responsible
for
other less, or that they have less cause or
An Eclipse Dinner.
another such scene, but Mr. Carroll ■ A block away he was followed by a
“I have been to an‘eclipse dinner,’” less desire to be thankful, but a great and hastened to assure her that such would square shouldered young man who
T ry G ermea for breakfast.
powerful
and
fascinating
rival
has
come
said a young woman. “There were any
not be the case. He even went so far as walked with a swagger. The. doctor
Cures Intemperance, Nervous Diseases, General
number of them, you know, of course te take the place of the Thanksgiving to hope he might die on the spot if he was in a hard neighborhood, so he
Debility, Female Weakness and Excesses.
—THE—
day
dinner,
and
it
is
known
not
only
in
with the part of Hamlet left out. At the
would become involved in any quarrel grasped his heavy cane more firmly.
one at which 1 assisted three gilt boys New York, but from Texas, or wherever at the ball. He was so far successful in
The figure soon came up with him and
else
a
Yale
man
is
carrying
a
transit,
to
at each end and in the center of the
For any medicine yon
convincing Miss Kelly, that he would be stopped. The physician looked into the
Canada,
or
wherever
else
the
Princeton
hear about, bat to be
table held aloft, respectively, in flower
other’s face and half raised his cane.
have
himself
if
only
she
would
go
with
made
well by its use is
T he B uyers ’ G uide is published the first of Cures Biliousness. Headache, Jaundice, Sour
Then the other spoke. He said:
figures, the dates of the last, the present man is building a bridge, as the Thanks him that finally she consented.
still better. I have for each
month. It is issued in the interest of all Stomach, Dyspepsia, Constipation and Piles.
giving
day
game.
many
years suffered consumers.
and the next eclipse, garlands of flowers
“Hey, Doc. On the dead level, is”----
Her
mother
was
not
altogether
pleased
gives the lowest cash quotations
with an. irritable itching on everything It in
And now everybody goes out to see with the choice Miss Maggie had made
the grocery line. It will save
“Well?” asked the physician sharply.
passing from one to the other. At every
all over my body, and you money to consult
Mailed free to any
Princeton
and
Yale
decide
the
football
my-left leg swelled and address on application. it. Don
corner lay a pretty sketch, showing
“Is she—she dead,.^you know, up
for a partner at the ball. “Shure,” the
’t be without it. IL
became
so
sore-1
had
to.
championship,
and
instead
of
boring
each
earth, moon and sun in space and in the
there?” indicating ^he’Kell vs? home with
old
lady
had
said,
“
yer
moight
betther
fflk ide paper. Address
ACTS AT ONCE on the Kidneys, Liver
other
around
a
dinner
table,
grow
hoarse
Tio /1 wUiwLl Miko Wvloli 7 XA« » ** lAAVC,
proper positions to produce the eclipse.
for scrofula, but did not
and Bowels, restoring them to a healthy ac
JONES’ CASH STORE,
“Oh, no!” he answeredjwicn a feeling
cure me. Hood’s Sarsa-
tion, and CCHES when all other medicines
“The ices were served in gilt stars. and exhausted in shouting for their la- quiet, dacent, good young man.”
garilla
gave
me
imme-
130
Front
Street,
-
Portland,
Or.
vorite
son
or
the
college
of
their
son.
—
fail.
Hundreds have been saved who have been
“I know he is, maw,” the young wom of relief. “She’ll be out again in a week
The host, who is an enthusiast in as
iate relief, drove all
given up to die by friends and physicians.
disease out of my blood
tronomy, had a small telescope mounted Harper’s Weekly.
an replied. “He’s too.good. If Slobsy or two.”
SOLD BY AM, DRCGGISTS.
Then the man of medicine wondered and gave me perfect cure.” W. O. D unn , 21
on the roof for use had the night been
don’t git full he’ll he all right.”
A Georgia Mule Mine.
DR. GUNN’S
why the other shook his band so heartily Lampson Court. Kansas City, Mo.
“
Yes,
if
he
don
’
t,
”
the
mother
re
clear, and,- to be frank, I had crammed
Squire Spudler has just discovered an
and proceeded to execute softly a jig on
all the afternoon to be equal to the occa extensive bay mule mine on his farm sponded grimly.
IMPROVED
It really seemed as if the fates were the sidewalk.—Charles A.jBroadhead in
sion. It was love’s labor lost, however, near here. The squire was fishing down
for we did not even go up to the roof, by the creek near where an old Indian against her accompanying Mr. Carroll, New York Evening Sun. |
H OOd ’S P i 11S cure constipation. Try a box.
messengers being dispatched from time mine was worked for mules, and he was for the very day after she had consented
The
Maid
of
Ratisbon.
to time to return 5yith the invariable attracted by a sound resembling the she commenced to feel ill. Three days
(GAS OB GABOLDB)
Another political legion is gone. Ln
cloudy report. But it was great fun, bray of a mule coming from a little cave later she was unable to rise from her
France the Maid of Rahsbon, who by
and everybody laughed when lobster in the bank of the stream. The squire bed, and the doctor was called in.
Made for Power or Pumping Purposes.
“Your daughter will have a hard time her intrepidity saved a ¡whole French
The Cheapest Reliable Gaa Bngtoa
cutlets a la totalité were served.”—New commenced a search and soon discovered
F A MILD PHYSIC
on tho Market.
it,” he told the young lady’s mother. army from destruction; during the
York Times.
the ears of a mule protruding above the of
A heavy fever set in, and on the evening Napoleonic wars, has long been believed
ONE
PILL
FOR
A
DOSE.
soft earth near the water. Work was at set for the ball Miss Kelly was delirious. in no less implicity than Joan of Arc or
A movement of the bowels each day is necessary for
His Intentions Misunderstood.
health. These pills supply what the system lacks to
once commenced and several fine speci
Then the doctor said the critical time Jeanne Hachette of Beauvais or the
make it regular. They cure Headache, brighten the
There is a certain small boy living in mens were unearthed.- The squire’s son-
Eyes and clear the Complexion better than cos
the vicinity of the-armory who has con in-law started with one fine specimen to was at hand, and that the young wom Maid of Saragossa. General Marbot, in
metics. They act mildly, neither gripe nor sicken as
other pills do. To convince you of their merits w a
cluded that the finding of a pocketbook a mineralogist’s to have it assayed, but an’s recovery depended as much on care his memoirs, gives the true version of
will mail samples free, or a full box for 25 cents.
everywhere. Bosanko
Co., Philadelphia, *
is a misfortune. He picked up one the it bucked and jumped with him, and,' ful nursing as his medicines. He said the story. After the assault upon Ratis-
hon,
he
says,
he
was
in
command
of
a
other day on the street containing about after sending him off on a voyage of dis that no noise should be made that would
ten dollars. Being on his way to the covery toward the planet Saturn, went disturb the patient. Miss Tessie Brady column which was ordered to occupy 'a
MASQUERADES,
baker's he generously paid a score of on a grazing spree in the adjacent cow said she would see that the injunction bridge affording the only line of retreat
IVI
ATI TEUK THEHKIC4IS.
for the Austrians. “Losing my way
$1.25 that was “hung up” there against lot. It is believed that the mine will was carried out.
Everything in the above line. Costumes, Wigs,
among
the
streets
of
the
town,
”
he
goes
Miss
Brady
had
Come
out
in
a
new
Beards,
Properties,
Opera and Play Books, etc.,
the family, and then meandered down prove very profitable, and fodder and
When in Portland be sure to take in
at greatly reduced rates and in supe
town to invest another dollar in a Buf corn have advanced to fifty dollars per light since her friend Maggie became on to say, “I suddenly saw a young the greatest novelty at the Exposition. furnished
rior quality by the oldest, largest, best renowned
ill. From the very first she had been at woman spring up before me, crying: We shall bake biscuits and cake every and therefore only reliable Theatrical Supply
falo Bill gun and ammunition, But front foot.—Calhoun (Ga.) Times.
House on the Pacific Coast. Correspondence so
‘Save me. I am a Frenchwoman.’ She afternoon and evening on our pretty licited.
Miss Maggie’s side.
when he reached home maternal per
G oldstein & Co., 26, 28 and 30 O’Farrell
Jewel Gas Stove. _ Everybody cordially street, also
was
a
dressmaker
established
in
business
Without
her
the
Kellys
could
have
suasion so quickened his conscience that
800 Market street, San Francisco. We
A Woman's Terrible Experience.
invited
to
have
a
biscuit
with
us
and
see
supply
all
Theaters on the Coast, to whom we re
at
Ratisbon.
I
asked
her
to
show
us
the
obtained
no
rest,
for
a
ceaseless
vigil
he again started out in a sorrowful quest
A farmer named Morrand found a was maintained over the patient. For way to the bridge, but as we were still the wonderful merits of Golden West spectfully refer.
■br Simplicity It Beats the ’World.
for the owner of the money, who was woman lying underneath a tree near his
It oil« itself from a Beservolr.
Baking Powder proved by actual work.
the first few nights Miss. Brady went to under fire, she was afraid. Thereupon
—‘
soon discovered.
No Carburetor to get out of order.
farm in St; Jerome parish. She was her own home shortly after midnight. I ordered her to be led by the arm at
And it is further alleged that this alive, but almost a skeleton, unable to
No Batteries or Bleotrio Spark.
A.
FELDENHEIM-
owner would not abate anything from speak and insane. She was Matilda Mr. Carroll always loitered about the the head of the column by two grena-
EB-, Leading Jew It nms with a Cheaper Grade of Gasoline than any
eler of the Pacific
other Engine.
the full amount lost and that the man Grapin, a domestic. Over a month ago neighborhood until Miss Brady came diers. She shrieked, butyit was of no
Northwest, keepsa
BXND JOB CATALOeUB TO
who sold the little fellow the gun refused she left a house to go to church, but had out. Then, while he was walking home use. One of the grenadiers was wound
large stock of all
PORTLAND, OR.
SECRET SOCIETY
to take it back after all the circum never been heard of again and was be with her, she would tell him how Mag ed in the arm, and the blood spurted
BADGES on hand. PALMER & REY, M anufacturyk S)
over the poor, terrified woman. She
stances had been explained, so that even lieved to be dead. She had laid down gie was getting along.
Best goods at low
When the physician announced that fainted and had to be carried- Napo
est figures. Badges
415 Sansune Street, San Francis». Cil
to this day the mention of that pocket under a tree where she and her dead hus
made to order.
leon,
having
heard
the
story,
asked
to
nis
patient
’
s
life
hung
only
by
a
thread;
-AND—
book causes a shadow to creep over, the band had often sat together. She fell
PORTLAND. OREGON.
countenance of that boy.—Springfield asleep and slept for two days, and when Miss Brady neglected her work alto see the little dressmaker and compli
gether and remained constantly at the mented her upon the service she had
(Mass.) Republican.
she awoke she had lost her reason. She bedside of her friend. She told Mr’. Car rendered the army. This was the origin
Mr. J. C. Jones, of Fulton, Ark., says of
——=“=• “About ten years ago I con- Is a Special brand of Burning OU, which we
wandered about the woods for thirty- roll that Maggie might die at any mo of the legend.”—London News.
Effective Work by a Lawyer.
________ traeted a severe case of blood manufacture expressly for FAMILY USE.
days, and never tasted anv food. ment. He could not believe it. “Air,
A very amusing incident occurred at five
poison. Leading physicians prescribed IT IS A PERFECT ILLUM IN ITOK.
He Wanted Quick Returns.
She
obtained
water
from
a
brook.
Since
yer
lie,
”
he
said
jocosely.
Miss
Brady
the city hall a few days ago.
IT IS HIGH FIRE TEST.
“As I was sitting in a Railroad station medicine after medicine, which I took
IT Is «IF UNIFORM QtlALITY.
A couple of men, while in a state of she has been found she has been rational assured him that what she said was the the other day waiting for a train,” said a without any relief. I also tried mercu We guarantee
it to be the highest possible
at
times
and
has
told
the
above
remark
simple truth. Then he stared at her traveler, “I saw a 4-y ear-old boy walk upto rial and potash remedies, with unsuc- GRADE OF ILLUMINATING
cheerfulness, became boisterous in their
OIL. Ask fur it.
wordy warfare and were taken before able story. She is in a very weak state. blankly and said, “Geel”
a
box
which
had
been
pli
Q
d
there
to
re
208-212 Bush St., San Francisco
STANDARD
OIL COMPANY.
—
Montreal
Cor.
Minneapolis
Tribune.
When the doctor came that evening ceive the contributions^r'the charitable,
. Judge Cavin.
A friend of the two belligerents, who
This favorite hotel is under the management
he said he thought he’d stay awhile. He drop a penny in the slot’ and pull the pad
Advice From Doctors.
of CHARLES MONTGOMERY, and is as good if
had also been looking upon the wine
Every one should know by this time that told Mrs. Kelly that if her daughter’s lock. Evidently he had mistaken the box cessfpl results, but which brought on an
not the best Family and Business Men’s Hotel
when it was red, appeared as counsel for it is dangerous to ask a doctor’s or a law sense’s did not return by midnight she for a penny-in-the-slot candy machine.
in San Francisco.
When he found that he got nothing, he' attack of mercurial rheumatism that
them.
yer’s advice even in the most casual and might expect the worst.
to his mother, who was sitting near. made my life one of agony. After suf-
The self constituted attorney had talk public manner unless one expects to pay
Home Comforts! Cuisine Unexcelled!
That evening saw the father and called
tried to explain to her young son that ering four years I gave up all remedies
ed but a moment, however, when Judge him for it. There is a well authenticated mother, with Miss Brady, sitting at the She
First-class service and the highest standard of
and
commenced
using
S.
S.
S.
After
he
couldn
’
t
get
candy
from
that
box,
but
respectability guaranteed. Our rooms cannot be
Cavin said, “Discharge the prisoners and story of a man in New York who chanced bedside of the social queen of Cherry that he would have the pleasure of know taking several bottles, I was entirely
for neatness and comfort. Board and
to remark to a celebrated physician once:
lock up their attorney.”
Uld Everywhere! WH LflU L surpassed,
room per day, $1.25, $1.50, $1.75 and $2.00; board
Hill. The neighbors who were obliged ing that his penny would buy something cured and able to resume work.
“
Doctor,
have
you
any
sure
means
of
and
room
per
week, $7 to $12; single rooms 50c
The order was complied with amid an preventing seasickness?”
is the greatest medicine for
to go up and down stairs did so on tip nice for some other little child. But the
S.S.S, blood poisoning to-day on RANK WOOLSEY, Agent, Portland, Or. to $1. Free coach to and from hotel.
outburst of laughter.—Galveston News.
little boy didn’t appear to grasp this, in ________
toe and made no sound in the halls.
“Certainly,” said the doctor.
Then the doctor came in, examined fact he paid no heed to it, and there was the market.”
“ What is it?”
ITCHING PILE
3 known
by molstuK
f Æ ?//* itching
PILES
1
...
.......... cause infuse itching
Mr. Klein’s Private Rain.
“Stay on shore!” said the physician and the young woman, and said he might nothing for-the mother to do hut to take Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
NAVE
wneu warm, xnia form and BLIND,
The story of a wonderful phenomenon sent the man his bill.
S wift S pecific C o ., Atlanta, Ga.
or PROTRUDING PILES
want some one to go to the nearest drug him to a machine that yielded quick re free.
YOU BLEEDING
- -
-
FOR CHILDREN TEETHINC
-
YIELD -
AT ONCE TO
comes from Rossville, nineteen miles
Another gentleman, who was a vale stqre in a hurry. Miss Brady said she turns for the money.”—New York Sun.
For Bale by all Druggists. 23 Cents a bettie.
DR. BO-SAN-KO’S PILE REMEDY,
west of Topeka, on the Union Pacific. tudinarian, met a doctor of his acquaint would look after that matter and
Advice.
which acts directly on parts affected,
GOT
absorbs tumors, allay b itching, effecting
For nineteen days, it is said, rain fell in ance on the street one day.
Dr. X. (the celebrated physician who
permanent cure. Price 50c. Druggists
“Doctor,” said he, “I’m glad I met you. straightway proceeded to the street door, makes, we are told, 150,000 francs a year by
N. P. N. U. No. 512—S. F. N. U. No. 589 PILES ----- Dr. Bosanko, Philadelphia. Pa.
cessantly on the orchard belonging to
where
Mr.
Cartoll
was
standing
patient
Do
you
know,
I
’
m
so
weak
that
the
least
H. Klein, a prominent Rossville resident. bit of walking on these pavements tires me ly., In a few words she told him of Miss his practice)—Well, sir, where do you suf
This orchard is in the town and is bound out. ’ What
’SB do
’ you
. think
- - - - I’d better take?” Kelly’s condition and warned him not to fer?
I Patient—Here, sir, in the pit of my
“HE THAT WORKS EASILY, WORKS
ed on the east by Mr. Klein’s residence,
“A horse car, I guess,” said the doctor go away, as he might be needed at any stomach. It hurts me dreadfully when I
on the other three sides by lines of fences. I crustily. And he, too, sent in a little
I press against it.
SUCCESSFULLY.” CLEAN HOUSE WITH
The rain did not fall outside of Mr. memorandum of the amount due for this moment.
She returned up stairs in time to hear Dr. X.—Well, then, sir, you must take
Klein’s premises, but for nineteen days wise prescription.—Youth’s Companion.
care
never
to
press
against
it.
(Patient
dis
the physician say that he was not yet
there was no intermission in the fall,
after paying his fee of 2 louis.)—
A Great Sound.
able to tell what the result would be. missed
and it was only stopped by a cold snap.
Phare
du
Bosphore.
“Did you advise Howler to cultivate his Mrs. Kelly began to sob softly, while
—Cor. Chicago Inter Ocean.
This Trade Mark is on the best
voice?”
her husband every now and then brushed
German Gutturals.
1
i. i
■
i
.u i rniri i, I i I
I
if ft
“Yes.”
A Shocked Expert.
the back of one hand across his eyes.
Hostetter McGinnis—Have you spoken
“Oh, mercy! What for?”
Finally the mother’s heart could stand with the herr professor yet, Miss Upper illustrated
Expert (engaged in examining the ac
in the World I
RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF
“A rain producing machine.”—Chicago it no longer. She stepped softly over to
counts of the late Bustail bank)—1 near Inter
crust?
W A. J. TOWER. BOSTON. MASS.
Ocean.
the
bed
and
knelt
beside
it.
ly fainted with surprise today. Never
Miss Uppercrust—No. The German gut
Then she extended one arm and ever turals are so decollete that they offend my
received such a shock in my life.
They’ll Be Safe.
A stobia , O bzgon , Janusny 10,—I can state with pleasure that by the use of
Depositor (tremulously)—What was it?
MOORE’S REVEALED REMEDY my husband was relieved from an old case 02
First Burglar—Here comes a policeman. so slowly and gently placed it beneath ears.
EHE
UMATI8M and my youngest boy cured entirely of INFLAMM ATOE Y BHEU*
I her daughter’s head. The other arm “Er—decollete?”
Expert—Some of the stock on which How can we get rid of him?
CATAR R H
MATI8M when the teat doctorl could get did him no good. Yours in gratltuda.
way around the girl’s body. I “Yes. So low in the neck, you know.”—
the bank officers loaned money to them
Second Burglar—Let’s pretend to be I was put half
mrs . n . v. srioSaB.
• ■
- .
J Texas Sifting.
selves was good.—New York Weekly.
fighting.—Truth.
0OW BY YOWB DBVGGIB«.
NOT PUNISHMENT.
DOCTOR
arm s Ben,
Royal Baking Powder
Leads All
:
THE GREAT CURE
INDIGESTION
MISS KELLY’S CRISIS.
CONSTIPATION
t
otto tx
x vh
“German KIDNEY,
Syrup”
HUNT’S REMEDY
HUNT’S REMEDY
FREE JONES’
CASH
Buyers’ Guide STORE
Praise is Good
HUNT’S REMEDY
HUNT’S REMEDY
HUNI’SJjmti»
Hbod’s^’Cures
LIVED
PILLS
Baking Pontier
Hercules Gas Engine
parades ,
CLOSSET& DEVERS,
MERCURIAL
SOCIETY
BADGES.
EOCENE
SM
Brooklyn Hotel
RHEUMATISM FRAZER
AXLE
iestintheWorldipQFgOr
let the Genuinelhrf r
MRS. WINSLOW’S
S
WATERPROOF COAT
SAPOLIO
Moore’s Revealed Remedy.
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