THE SAN FRANCISCO BOARD of HEALTH. We, the members of the Board of Health of the City and County of San Francisco, Cordially approve and recommend the Royal Baking Powder. It is absolutely pure and healthful, composed of the best ingredients, of the highest strength and character. w In our judgments it is impossible make a purer or stronger Baking Powder than the Royal. Jos. R. D avidson , M. D. H enry M. F iske , M. D. i * C has . M c Q uesten , M. D. T. J. L etournex , M. D. Members San Francisco Hoard of Health. His Mother’s Pudding. - A man who did not keep in mind that in boyhood he ate his food with a bet ter sauce than any cook ever invented was in the habit—a habit said to be common—of ¡mik­ ing his wife uncomfortable by a too fre­ quent reference to his mother’s wonderful culinary skill. Once, however, he was put to silence for a few days at least. “John,” said his wife, “I wish you would tell me just how your mother made her plum pudding. Then perhaps I could suit you.” “Why, she took some raisins and stirred ’em up with pudding and baked it. That’s all.” “But, John, real- plum pudding is boiled.” “Oh, of course. Mother always boiled it after she baked it.”—Boston Transcript. Sarcasm. Lucy (the artistic)—Music is rather a selfish pursuit. It’s so tiresome to have to listen to some one else’s playing. Now art is different---- Maud (the cynical)—Entirelyl It’s so perfectly delightful to have to look at some one else’s drawings.—Munsey’s Weekly WATER CAN’T irise above its source. A man can’t sell at the price he pays and make money. The merchant in a small store ■ buys from some large city store like ours, that buys from the manufacturers. He can’t sell to you at our prices, neither can he offer you such ,an assortment as ours. Ging­ ham is something everybody uses. Make a trial of sending to a large store—to us for it. Send | $1.25, with a description of what you want— light,, medium or dark colors, a Scotch stripe, plaid or check—and we’ll mail to you, postage paid, a 10-yard dress pattern, showing the newest styles and a quality of Gingham that we ask you to compare with any purchased elsewhere at the price. Our Spring Catalogue is a finely illustrated buying guide, which we send free at request. OLDS & KING, Portland, Or. HERE EACH WEEK Y'lFY j 'f No one thinks Watches““ I. FllMlNER First and Morrison streets, Portland, Or., be­ cause he keeps the largest stock, buys cheaper, and can and does therefore sell cheaper. Field Glasses and Hall Clocks offered at special prices. Everybody in America that wears trousers knows that KING’S ARE THE BEST. Send for rules for self-measure­ ment and get a fit that no tailor can surpass and very few equal. These trousers are cut by the highest-price tailor art­ fl ists on earth, and are made with especial view to fitting fat and lean persons—made to fit all CVXXU. WHITE’S kJ HATS AU. XX. X kJ are what «» AUCfc U shapes. These and we pride ourselves in leading with. If you want the best hat on earth under our personal guarantee, send us your size; weight and height, and we’ll send you. the best hat on earth at none cheaper. ▼JT T 'W'T IO 1/ I ft! ■ 1 ’L’ K I 111 B y X ■ \ I Illi I 1 A.A.A.A.1 V/1 IS/ THE CABIN ON THE CLAIM. Lonely', you say, with mighty arch Of sky so grandly bonding? By bright hued clouds and glittering stars A tender message sending? Joyless? When out of crimson cloud The sunrise pours its glory, Morn after morn repeating well Aurora’s cheerful story? Peaceless? When night with noiseless feet, From fields of herbs and flowers. Sweet odors in her mantle dark Bears to this cot of ours? Like faintest sounds of distant seas Pounding some castle hoary. We hear the great world’s roar and fret And trace her changeful story. As far away white gleaming sail. Turning a bend of river, A noble deed with radiant flash Makes every heartstring quiver. So. thankful, where the kindly stars Spangle the blue with beauty. 1 We look and breatlje the fervent wish That all may do their duty. —Boston Transcript. Gloves at Afternoon Teas. Gloves, the crowning finish of a well dressed woman’s costume in public, have been of late years greatly misused in American society. One sees thèm worn at tea tables by the woman elected to. represent the hostess in/pouring tea. and even at dinner tables, where the wear­ ers have been known to sit through many courses with their right hands bared, the hand of the right glove tucked Tinder the wrist, and the entire left glove kept on. From time immemo­ rial the habitual dinner goers of good society have removed both gloves imme­ diately after taking their places at the table, and have resumed them upon re­ turning to the drawing room, or'after using the finger bowls, and before aris­ ing from the feast. Any departure from accepted custom that has only eccentricity or a desire for innovation to recommend it should be avoided; hence there seems no cause for taking up the curious fashion just men­ tioned, probably set iff a heedless mo­ ment by some leader of vogue or by an unfortunate woman of rank whose hand was made unpresentable by a disfiguring injury.—Ladies’ Home Journal. Jenny Lind’s Frankness. Jenny Lind’s judgment of books, though undirected by anything like lit­ erary training, always showed independ­ ence and penetration. She was a de­ voted lover of ^Carlyle’s writings, and the last book she read before her death was Mr. Norton's volume of the corre­ spondence between Carlyle and Emer­ son. No doubt her admiration for the great denouncer of shams was largely due to the intense sincerity of her own fl. character, which made it impossible for First and Morrison, Portland. Or. her to tolerate even those slight devia­ tions from strict truthfulness which are seldom taken seriously, but are looked upon as the accepted'formula of society, “I am so glad to see you” would hardly To grow Choice Flowers as it is to grow have been her greeting to a visitor whose common ones if you STMT RIGHT. call was inconvenient or ill timed. But, Either one of the following collections Is a garden on the other hand, her downrightness of in itself, and your garden Is not complete without speech had nothing in common with them. They are'all beautiful and fashionable flow­ ers and the plants are all strong, healthy and pot- that of Mrs. Candour; it carried no dis­ grown, and sent, postage free, for the price named. courtesy with it.—R. J. McNeill in Cen­ THE TIMOTHY HOPKINS COLLECTION OF SWEET PEIS tury. ■_________ PANTS B. STEINBACH & CO., It’s Just as Easy Comprising 21 Distinct Varieties. A Large Packet oj Seeds of each for $1.50, or a Packet of Seeds of the same varieties mixed for only 10 cents. Mixed Relationship. There is a family in the southern part of the county whose complicated rela­ (2 Roses $1.00 tionship beats anything upon record. 12 Carnations $1.00 The family name is Runk. A few years (2 Pelargoniums $1.00 ago the Runk family consisted of father 12 Chrysanthemums $1.00 and two grown sons. In the.same neigh­ Flower or CPCRC25 Choice Varieties of Either borhood there lived a widow and her Vegetable uLLUu (your own or our selection) two comely daughters. The oldest one FOR ONE DOLLAR. of the Runk boys married one of the SHERWOOD HALL NURSERY CO. widow’s daughters. The young man’s S, W i Con Sansome & Ciaf Sts., - - San Francisco, Cal. father married the other daughter. The other one of the boys married the mother. The question that now both­ ers the father is whether he is his moth­ er-in-law’s father-in-law or his daugh­ ter-in-law’s son-in-law, and, if both, which the most.—Mascoutah (Ills.) Cor. Chicago Tribune. “Show them your arm!” Ah, but that was just what he could not do I And as he comprehended this he gnashed his teeth. He saw himself netted and entrapped, and his rage and misery were so written. in his face that the best and most merci­ ful of those about him turned from him in shame and pity. Even the girl who loved him shrank back, clutching the mantelpiece in the first spasm of doubt’ and fear and anguish. Her wSrds, her suggestion, had taken from him his last chance. He saw it was so. He felt thè Nemesis the more bitterly on that ac­ count, and with some wild gesture and some wilder word he turned, abruptly and hurried from the room, blindly seized his hat and went down to the street. His feelings when he found himself outside were such as it is impossible, to describe in smooth, passionless sentences. He had wrecked his honor and happiness in an hour. He had. lost his place among men through a chance'word. We. talk and read of a thunderbolt from the blue, but still the thing is to us unnatural. Some- law abiding citizen whom a mo­ ment’s passion has made a murderer, some strong man whom a stunning blow has left crushed and writhing on the ground, à twisted cripple—only these could fitly describe his misery and de­ spair as he traversed the streets. It was' misery he had brought on himself, and yet how far the punishment exceeded the offense!• How immensely the sháme and exposure exceeded the guilt! He*had lied, and the lie had made him a thief I He went up to his rooms like one in a dream,, and, scarcely knowing what he did, tore the bauble fropa his arm and flung it on the mantel shelf. By his last act of bringing it away he had made his position'a. hundred times more serious, but he did not at once remember this. After he had sat a while, however, with his head between his hands, wondering if tlris really were himself—if this really had happened to himself, this dreadful this—he began to see things more clear­ ly. Still, he could not at once make up, his mind what to do. Beyond somé hazy idea of returning the bracelet by the first post and going oil the continent -‘-of course he must resign his employ­ ment—he had settled nothing, when a step outside made him start to his feet. Some one knocked at the door of his chambers. He stood pallid and listen­ ing, struck by a sudden fear. “The police!” he said to himself. But a moment’s thought satisfied’ him that it was improbable, if not impossi­ ble, that this summons should be theirs, and he went to the door listleslessly anti threw it open. On the mat stood Burton Smith in a soft slouched hat, his hands thrust into the pockets of his overcoat. ’ Wibberley just glanced at him and saw that he was alone, and then, leaving him to shut the door, returned to his chair and sat down in his old attitude, with his heafi. between his hands.’ He looked- already a broken man. Burton Smith followed him in and stood a moment looking down at him uncomfortable enough. It .is bad to have had such a scene as has been. des1 crihed at your house, hut it is worse, if a man be a man, to face a fellow crea­ ture in his time of shame. At any rate Burton Smith felt it so. “Look here.- Wibberley,” he said at length, as much embarrassed as if he had been the thief: “look here;- it will be better to hush tins' up. Give me this confounded bracelet to hand back to Lady Linacre and the thing shall go no further;” His tone was curiously suggestive both' of old friendship and present contempt and pity. But when he' had to repeat his question, when Wibberley gave him no answer, his voice grew harsher.' Even then-the man with the hidden face did not speak but -pointed with an im­ patient gesture to the mantel shelf. . Burton Smith stepped briskly to the place indicated and looked. He was anxious to spare the culprit as far as pos­ sible. Yes, there was the bracelet. He seized it, anxious, if the .truth be known, to escape from the place with all speed. But he laid it down the next instant as Reason for 'Thinking So. about, but in vain, for a vial or glass. “How much commission do you people At, the end of the minute Wibberley —' 1i I get from the collar and cuff factories?" turned. For the- fi e he confronted | asked an Indignant patron of a laundry hi; visitor. Tidier. L His Cj ti ’S were his -- ^strangely —o—u i the other day. “What do you mean?” rm. but ..i .his x..-_ mouth i I asfce(j the proprietor in a concilitary tone. bright, his face . very pale, was set strong and firm. «1 never said “Mean just what I say,” was the response. “Of course, people in your business are not it was!” he answered grimly. helping the collar and cuff factories for “Was what?”- . “I never said it was Lady Linacre’s. nothing, and without the destructive power It was you who said that,” he continued, of your acids and your mangles they would not have one-tenth of the trade they now his head high, a singular change evident enjoy. Come, now, tell me what your com­ in his demeanor, an incisiveness almost mission Is for destroying collars and cuffs harsh in his tone. “It was you—you and I will pay you my proportion of it if who suspected mel I could not show you you will let up on my linen.” The laun­ my arm because I had that bracelet oh it.” dryman forced a smile and endeavored to “And whose bracelet is itB’ Burton treat the question as a joke. “I am not Smith murmured doubtfully, shaken as joking,” persisted the customer; “you have much by the sudden change in the man’s smashed fifty collars and nearly as many pairs of cuffs of mine all to pieces in three demeanor as by his denial. months, and that is no joke. I buy the “It is your cousin’s—Miss Burton’s. best of linen goods and you invariably ruin We are engaged,” replied Wibberley each article at the second wash. sternly—so entirely had the two changed “Now, of course there must be a motive places. “She intended to tell you to­ in that. X believe that you chaps are in morrow. I saw it on the table and se­ league with the manufacturers of collars creted it when I thought no on.e was find cuffs, and I propose to organize a laun­ looking. It was a foolish thing to do.” dry syndicate and start a lot of fair and laundries, unless you let me into “And it was Joanna’s bracelet that square your scheme.” The laundryman then be­ Vereker May saw you take?” j came serious, and earnestly protested that “Precisely.” he was not in collusion with any collar and Burton Smith said a word about the cuff factories. The frayed and broken con­ civilian which we need not repeat. Then dition of his patron’s linen he attributed he added: “But why on earth, old fel­ entirely to ‘an occasional accident.’”— New York Times. low, did you not explain?” “Firstly,” Wibberley replied with force, Peruvian Wool Fabrics. “because I should 'have had to proclaim Peruvian woolen fabrics were of |hree my engagement to all those fools, and I had not Joanna’s permission to do that. kinds—a coarse woolen cloth, which they avasca, which formed the raiment of And, secondly—well, I did not wish to called the common people; a finer variety, called confess to-being such'an idiot as I was.” compi, worn by the captains and officials, “Umph!” said Burton Smith, slowly, and. still another, also called compi, but of an joild light iu I think you much finer quality, reserved for the use of /were a fool, bufsjjMBifcse you will persons of royal blood. Specimens of this cloth, still preserved, reveal a fineness of shake hands?” “Certainly, old man.” And they did texture and 'an exquisite finish which modern ingenuity rarely equals. Both so, warmly. “Now then,” continued the barrister, sides of these -cloths were woven alike. The of the texture gave it the luster of his face becoming serious again, “the delicacy silk, while the brilliancy of the dyes em­ question is, where is Lady Linacre’s ployed excited the envy and admiration of bracelet?” the European artisan. “That is hardly my business,” Wibher- -The Peruvians made also shawls, robes, ley answered. “1 am sure you will ex­ carpets, coverlets and hangings in great cuse me saying so. I have had trouble varieties bf patterns, They knew tow to enough with it—I know that—and, i£ produce an article of great strength and durability by mixing the hair of animals yorf don’t mind, I am off to bed.” the fleecfe of their llamas;—S. N. D. But, though his friend left him on the with North in Popular Science Monthly. instant-, Wibberley did- not go to bed at once. Burton Smith, hurrying home­ Progressing. ward, to find when he reached Onslow “This is a magnificent place, sir. Why, [ mansions that Lacy Linacre’s bracelet ten years ago I came here with nothing but had been discovered in a flounce of her the clothes on my back.” dress, would have been surprised, very “And now?” much surprised indeed, cpuld he have “I’ve got-another shirt.”—Harper’s Ba- looked into the chambers a minute later nar. —a minute after his own departure. He NERVOUS DYSPEPSIA. would have seen his friend cast down on his knees before a great ’ chair, his face Senator James F. Pierce- of New York hidden, his form shaken by wild, hysteri­ says: cal sobbing. For Wibberley "Was moved “ For the past two years I have suffered for once to the inmost depths of his na­ very much from an aggravated form of ture. It is not given to all men to awake nervous dyspepsia. I have-resorted to va­ and find their doom a dream. Only tn rious remedial agents, deriving but little dreams indeed does the cripple get his benefit. A few months since a friend of strength again and the murderer his old mine suggested the trial of A llcock ’ s P orous P laster . Pollowing the sugges­ place among his fellow men. Wibher-’ tion, I have been using the same with the ley was fortunate. happiest effects. To those similarly af­ And the lesson—did he take it to flicted let me suggest the manner of their heart? Well, lessons and morals are out use; I place one over my stomach, one the hepatic region and one on my of fashion. Or stay—ask Joanna, She over back. The effect, is excellent. From the should know. day I commenced their’ use have been slowly but surely improving, and am quite THE END. confident that by continuing. I shall again be restored to my accustomed health.” It is a debatable question whether it is wholesome for a college youth to win the amount of attention and applause that falls to the lot' ot a successful athlete, see­ ing that he must spon leave college and be­ gin professional or business life at the bot­ tom of the ladder,, where for a time at least obscurity Will j^fcvthe place of fame. No doubt it is a ” But there are several things to b^ohsidered before deciding that such an experience is un­ wholesome. All, or a great deal/ depends on what sort of a youth he is. If his head is so soft that the smiles and hand clapping of pret­ ty girls who watch the finish of a boat race or the wind up of a football game can turn that head; if self conceit is so large a share of his natural makeup that he cannot be carried pn the'shoulders of his classmates without thinking himself entitled by di­ vine right to ride on other men’s shoulders all the way through life, then very likely athletic eminence will spoil him; but it may be that it does not much matter, since he would be sure to be spoiled in one way or another, there being so little of him to spoil, and that little such poor stuff. Otherwise it is fair to reason that in this, as in so many other things, a college is but quickly as he had taken it up, ana ms a miniature world, and he is best fitted for brows came together as he turned sternly the world who has best tested it before­ hand.—Boston Advertiser. upon his companion. “This is not the bracelet!” he said A,Mechanical Patti. There was no smack of old affection in There is only one Patti, and the question his tdne now; it was wholly hostile. His patience was exhausted. “Lady is will there ever be another? A band of Linacre’s was a diamond bracelet of speculators say, “Yes—but not a living great value, as you know. This is a one.” They are going to construct a dead Patti that can sing as well as the living plain gold thing, worth £2 or £3. For artist. It is to be a life’ sized, wax doll, heaven’s sake, man,” he added with sud-. which, by means of clockwork machinery, den vehemence—“for your own sake, do is to be rendered capable of walking on to not play the’ fool now. Where is the a platform, remaining there for a stated period, making certain gracefubgesticula- bracelet?” tions, retiring, reappearing again and courtesying, and finally withdrawing with a pleased smile. Inside 'the mechanical Patti will be a powerful phonograph, the “records” for which have already been prepared. The speculators have sent men armed with re­ cording phonographs to all the great con­ certs at which Mme. Patti has lately sung, and they declare that they can now command the real Patti’s voice.— Ex- change. Cheek. “Is the lady of the house, in?” asked a I have been troubled with dyspep­ tramp of the servant, who rang the -doar sia, but after a fair trial of August bell of .one of the stateliest mansions in Flower, am freed from the vexatious Austin. lady of de house don’t come to de. trouble—J. B. Young, Daughters do “ ’ De to talk wid de likes ob you. ” College, Harrodsburg, Ky. I had “Then,” said the tramp, elevating the headache one year steady. One bottle remnant of a hat with a grace Chesterfield of August Flower cured me. It was might have envied, “tell the’ lady of the positively worth one hundred dollars house a gentleman wishes to speak with to me—J. W. Smith, P.M. and Gen. her in the parlor.”—Texas Siftings. Merchant, Townsend, Ont. I have Something About Quail. used it myself for constipation and When food is scarce in their natural dyspepsia and it cured me, It is the haunts quail will boldly appear among do­ best seller I ever handled—C. Rugh, mestic fowls, hobnob and dine With them, Druggist, Mechanicsburg, Pa. ® the two species treating each other like the ITCHING PILES known by nolstuM perspiration, cause intense itching have like when warm. This form and BLIND. BLEEDING or PROTRUDING-PILES YIELD AT ONCE TO you DR. BO-SAN-KO’S PILE REMEDY, acts directly on parts affected, GOT which absorbs tumors, allays itching, effecting a permanent cure. Price 60c. Druggists PILES or mail* Dr. Eosanko, Philadelphia, Pa. PI SO. - Consumptives and people who have weak lungs or Asth­ ma, should use Piso’s Cure for Consumption. It has cured thousands. It has not injur­ ed one. It is not bad to take. It is the best cough syrup. Sold everywhere, doc. long lost cousins that they are. It is thought by some-commentators that quail Was the miraculous food supplied to the Israelites in the wilderness. If they also ! made toast out of the manna, this may help to account for their leisurely stay of forty years.—Pittsburg Dispatch. No Need to Interfere. Excited Lady—Why don’t you interfere to stop that dog fight? Bystander—I was just a goin’ to, mum; but you.’kin calm y’r fears now. My dog ' Is on top at last, mum.—Good News. The Pleasures- of Friendship. “So the marquis gave you,those flowers.” i “Yes; and oh, Maud, .he actually said that life without me meant nothing.” I “Yea, dear; everybody says you are Ma • last chance,"—Life. “ King writes me that he is doing some very brilliant work now.” “Ye's; he is writing ads’, for a new stove polish.’,’ “This is hot the bracelet!” he said. No doubt despair had partially- be­ numbed Wihberley’s mind, for still he did not speak, and Burton Smith had to put his question more than once before he got an answer. When Wibberley did at last look up it was with a dazed face. “What is it?” he muttered, avoiding the other’s eyes. “This is not Lady Linacre’s bracelet.’’ “It is not?” “No, certainly not.” Still confused, still avoiding the other’s grave look, Wibberley rose and took the bracelet in his hand and glanced askance at it. And then Burton Smith saw him start violently. • “It is of the same-shape,” repeated the barrister, ice in his voice; he thought the exchange a foolish, transparent artifice. “But Lady Linacre’s has a large brill­ iant where that has a plain boss. That is not Lady Linacre’s bracelet.” Wibberley turned away, the circlet in his hand, and went to the window, where he stood for quite a moment looking out i into the darkness., .- The curtains were] not drawn. 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Our readers will serve themselves by noticing the remarkable offerings advertised in another column by the Sherwood Hall Nursery Co. of Menlo Park and San Fran­ cisco, who are leaders on the coast in fur­ nishing everything for the farm and garden. Mark this: You don’t have to be disagreeable to be good. BEWARE OF OINTMENTS FOR CA­ TARRH THAT CONTAIN MERCURY, As mercury will surely destroy the sense of Bmell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do Is tenfold to the good you can possibly .derive from them. Hall’s Catarrh Cure, manufactured by ?. J. Chehey & Co':, To­ ledo, O., contains no mercury, and-is taken in­ ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mu­ cous surfaces of the system. In buying Hail’s Catarrh Curé be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally and made' In Toledo, O., by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold by druggists; price, 75 cents per bottle. 169 Hood’s Cures Sciatic Rheumatism Quick Relief and Perfect Cure The rag doll, dearer to the heart of childhood than any other sort of doll, is quite the fashionable doll par excellence at the present,monypvfe .Unlike the one our grandmothers, made for their little ones, the one cherished by the little folks of today is of flesh colored silk jer­ sey cloth or of cotton balbriggan of the same color. Its body is filled with cot­ ton, and its hair is in many rings of yel­ low single zephyr stitched on in loops. The face is painted, and when it is nec­ essary to clean it this face can be re­ painted. after the rest has been washed, as it can be without injury.—Detroit Free Press. IlIlpKU^AOACHE’’. BSD COSTIVENESS^ is largely an “outdoor” product. BLOOD POISON A SPECIALTY ■ ary or^’Tertiary Syphilis permanently cured in 15 to35 c!ays. You can be treated at home for the same price and the same guarantees; with those who prefer,to como here we will contract to cure them or refund money and pay expense of coming, railroad fare and hotel bills, if we fail to cure. If you have taken mer­ cury, Iodide potash, and still have aches and pains, Mucous Patchesdn mouth, Sore Throat, Pimples,Copper-Colored Spots,Ulcers on any part of the body, Hair or Eyebrows falling- out, it is this Syphilitic BEOOD POISON that we guarantee to cure. We solicit the most obstinate cases and challenge the world for a case we cannot cure. This disease has always baffled the skill of the most eminent physi­ cians. $500,000 capital behind our uncondi­ tional guarantee. Absolute proofs sentsealed on application. Address COOK. BEMEBY CO., 13SS to 1331 Masonic Temple, Chicago, UL Fresh a i r and exercise usually pro­ duce sound appetite and sound sleep. Sickly chil­ dren obtain great benefit from FRAZER AXLE BestintheWorldinnriOr Get the Genuine!|lK r A^r SoldEverywherelUlILriUL Scott’s Emulsion of cod-liver oil with Hypo­ phosphites, a fat-food rapid of assimilation and almost as palatable as milk: FBANK WOOLSEY, Agent, Portland, Or. 'S'MARK WW] BICYCLE S ino ron o V r A tauxsvc —T ell ; yov au . about Al NORTHPAClFICfYCLEflO. AHO 3IU Morphine Habit Cured In 10 111*1 II M to 20 days. No pay tUl cured. VI IV ni DR. J.STEPHENS, Lebanon,Ohio. BICYCLES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. ., M árqvam B uildins -P ortland O regon . YOUNG MEN! The Specific A No. I. HERCULES GAS ENGINE Run With Gas or Gasoline. Cores, without fall, all cases of Gonoiw. Jheen and Gleet, no matter of how long standing. Prevents stricture, it being an in­ ternal remedy. Cures when everything else has failed. Sold by all Druggists. Manufacturers: The A. Scnoenheii Medicine frlce. $3.00. Co- San J°se, CaL Your Wife can run it. Requires no licensed engineer. Makes no smell or dirt. No Batteries or Electric Spark. PALMER de REX’, B an F rancisco , O al . P ortland , O r . Cures in 1TO5DAYS. GwtrantMd not sture Atxlatur«, BEATS STEAK POWER Mfdunlyby Big G Is the acknowiedcM leading remedy for ®il ua« unnatural dischar^efi anW private diseases of men. A certain cure for th® taring weakness peculias to women, I prescribe It and f T he E v ANSC he MICALC o . in recommending It ----- 01N0INNATKQ. all sufferers. “WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES?’ GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF An Important Appeal. Advertisements, especially of the per­ sonal kind, wifi frequently reward the searcher for unexpected anticlimaxes. The following appeared in a New York paper not long ago: “Willie, return to your distracted wife and frantic chil­ dren! Do you want to hear of your old mother’s suicide? You will if you do not let us know where you are at once. Anyway, send back your father’s colored meerschaum!”—New York Tribune. FU^UBE MI8EBY. BUPTUBE- AND PILB8 CUBED. Th« Rag-Doll,. “August Flower” -The. College Athlete. PREVENTING If there is, in this vale of tears, a more prolific source of misery than the rheumatic twinge, we have yet to hear of it. People' are bom with a tendency to Rheumatism, just, as th y »re with one to consumption or to scrofula. - Blight causes may develop this. As soon as the agonizing complaint u anifests itself, recourse should be had to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which ch eks its further inroads an - banishes th- r eumatic poison from the Bystem. This statement tallies exactly with the testimony of physicians who have employed this fine blood depurent in their private practice. There is also the amplest pro­ fessional and general testimony as to the efficacy of the Bitters for malaria, liver complaint, con­ stipation, indigestion, kidney trouble, nervous­ ness and loss of appetite and flesh. After a wet­ ting, whether followed by a cold cr not, the Bit­ ters is useful as a preventive of the initial. ttack ot rheumatism. Mr. O. B. Patríete Stockton, Cal. RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF “I was so baclly afflicted with sciatic rheum»» tism that I could scarcely move. I used a great many remedies which did me ho good. A friend presented me a bottle of Hood’s Sarsaparilla, which I began to. take. The relief was quick and two bottles cured me completely. I author, ize the use of my name and portrait in recom­ mending Hood’s -Sarsaparilla, for I think It a Order of the Tail Hat. very valuable medicine. I recommend it to all Among the peoples at the back of Liiko- who may be afflicted with rheumatism or old lela, on the Upper Congo, there js a cus. tom that a big chief in a district on hav­ ing proved to the satisfaction of the as­ sembled chiefs that he is the wealthiest and, physically speaking, the strongest, fever sores, as I know of a.lady In Oakland who cured of ulcers by this wonderful med­ is invested with the order of the Tall has been ” 0. B. P atrick ^ N o . 365 California St, Hat. This resembles very much the icine. Stockton, California.' Get HOOD’S. stovepipe hat of civilized life, only with Hood’s Pills act easily, yet promptly and the brim at -the top, ¡and is made of efficiently, on the liver and, bowels. 25c. plaited fiber.—-Once a Week. W. Ç, U. JSo. 48»-& F. JL V. No. 666 Hood s SAPOLIO Cures Moorers Revealed Remedy. A storia , O regon , January 10.—I can state with pleasure that by the'use of MOORE'S REVEALED REMEDY my husband was relieved from an old case of RHEUMATISM and mv youngest boy cured entirely of INFLAMMATORY RHEU­ MATISM when the best doctor I could get did him no good. Yours in gratitude, MRS. N. V. STEELE. SOLD BY YOUR DRUGGIST. LOOK OUT FOR TRAVELINC “FAKIRS” ----- SELLING “CHEESE-FKÁME” And representing them to be just as good as “Victors," “Ramblers,” “Clevelands,” “Raleighs,” “Rudges,” “Sylphs,” Western Wheel Works, Etc. Bend for catalogues, club and agents’ discounts. FRED T. MERRILL 3^0 Washington Street, Portland, Or