THE NAVAL ACADEMY.
CHANGÉS OF CLIMATE
Kill more people than is generally known. Par
ticularly is this the case in instances where the
constitution is delicate, and among our immi
grant population seeking new homes in those
portions of the.West, ana where malarial and
typhoid fevers prevail at certain seasons of the i
year. The best preparative for a change of cli
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cessitates, is Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which
not onlyiortifies the system against malaria, a
variable temperature, damp, and the debilitating
effects of tropical heat, but.is also the leading
remedy-. for constipation, dyspepsia, liver com
plaint, bodily troubles specially apt to attack
emigrants and visitors to regions near the equa
tor, mariners and tourists. Whether. used as a
safeguard by sea voyagers, travelers by land,
miners, or of «agriculturists in newly populated
districts, this fine specific has elicited the most
favorable testimony.
The clerk who had been stealing for a long
time finally got it.
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One or two at night for a week will remove
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B randreth ’ s P ills are purely vegetable,
absolutely harmless, and safe to take at any
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Sold in every, drug and medicine store,
either plain or sugar-coated.
The horn of plenty is generally understood to
be about three fingers.
For the cure of a cough or sore throat
“Brown's Bronchial Troches1' are a simple
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People who are on their way to heaven never,
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What is lacking is truth
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If there were absolute truth
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confidence on the other, it
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“An advertising fake,” you
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Funny, isn’t it, how some
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THE
EARLY EXPERIENCE OF
“PLEBE” AT ANNAPOLIS.
matchin . g _ n . le green .
A
Hazing Said to Be Abolished — But
“Jumping” and “Running” Are Still*
Practiced by the Classmen—A Cadet’s
Trials and Tribulations.
This is an attempt to detail the early expe
rience of an Annapolis “plebe.” Naval offi
cers who write magazine articles all agree
that hazing has been abolished. It has, ip
name only. One never hears of hazing now;
but no one who has ever been a “plebe” can
truthfully deny that “jumping” and “run
ning” have not yet fallen into a decrepit old.
age’
Let us first imagine the “plebe” who ar
rives in September at the Naval academy.
He is a green looking chap. Men from all
quarters of the country come tumbling into
town, in all sorts of clothing, and with all
sorts of airs. The new man is immediately
sent on board the Santee. His first struggle
is with his hammock. He doesn’t sleep in
the hammock the first night. Most of his
time is spent in learning how to get into it,
and after he gets in, how to stay in.
The next morning, at bugle call, the cadet
tumbles out and gets down in some shape to
inspection. This is a fearful ordeal. There
he stands, with thumbs turned out and toes
turned in, trying to look a veteran, when
the inspector hurries along, glares at him,
and. pointing at his cap, shouts, “Haul a
little on the starboard lift.” The cadet opens
his mouth, and says, “Eh-h,” and then opens
his eyes and says, “How,” and finally learns
that his cap has not been set squarely on his
head. He has been “spotted.” As he grows
older he learns that there are many things
for which a riTaii may be spotted. “Cap not
properly squared.” “Trousers not brushed.”
“Shoestrmgs hanging.” “Button off blouse.”
“Not property shaved.” It -is marvelous
what little things catch the eagle eye of the
inspector.
Somehow the cadet manages to get to
breakfast, and flops in the first seat. Per
haps grace has been usually said at home to
slow and measured tones. Anyway he waits
a moment, and soon finds that everybody
has made a dive at the food and that there is
none left for hum Then some more comes
on, and he dives, too. The scene that follows
is indescribable.
But it is not always so. When the upper
class men return from their cruise no man
dares reach half an inch over his side of the
table for food, or he will be terribly jumped.
And, by the way, the jumping' soon begins
for our plebe. As he wanders down for a
breakfast a crowd of about fifteen men ap
proach him, their caps cocked at an angle of
forty-five degrees over their* left eyes, and
they demand: “What’s your name?” in fierce
tones. “Where do youcome^from?” ‘-‘Al
bany, N. Y.” “Eh, what state?” “New
York. ” “Any more like you there?” “ Ye-s-s.”
“Great guns.” “Yes-s.” “Say, sir.” “Yes-
s-sir.” “Stand on your head.” And the
poor plebe gets on and off his head till he is
dizzy,.
Then all fifteen men demand at once:
“Who’s the ‘savez’ man here?” “Who’s the
handsomest?” “Who’s the wooden man?”
And whichever way he answers the plebe
offends fourteen of the fifteen and stands the
consequences. Then one man orders him to
do something, and another orders him not to.
“If you don’t I’ll jump you,” says one. “If
you do I’ll run you,” shouts the other. The
plebe obeys the first and is “jumped” by the
second, and then to his utter disgust the first
man says: “Guess I’ll jump you anyway just
for the fun of it.” And again he stands on
his head.
Perhaps the plebe has now-flagrantly vio
lated some of the rights of the upper class
men, and if so he is made to “eat soap or
fight.” If he fights and gets whipped he eats
soap. If he fights and wins he eats a double
dose. So it does no particular good to fight.
By Oct. 1 the cadet leaves the Santee and
goes to quarters. There his first experience
is at bugle call. He flies out of bed, jumps
into his clothes and goes down four steps at a
time to formation, and one -can imagine
what a task he has in getting his proper place
among the three hundred .cadets present. He
finally gets among his green companions, and
a sorry looking lot they make.
That night he gets another dose of hazing.
The upper class men give it to him between
6:30, when supper is over, and 7:30, when in
spection comes. He is made to read page
after page of French, though he never read
French in his life; he speaks the orations of
his school days. He stands on his head. A
small button is put in a basin of water and
he fishes it out with his nose. He eats candle.
The funny man of the party fires fun at him,
and if he smiles he is sat upon. All through
the performance he must keep a straight
face, and, indeed, by the time he is out of it
his straight face seems to have grown there
for good.
Then taps come, his tormentors hurry
away, and the officer of the day comes around
to inspect his room. The officer taps at the
door, and the cadet shouts a hearty “Come
in.” Imagine the look he receives for his
pains; for the rule is for the officer to push
open the door, take a hasty glance and shout:
“Good night.” The cadet answers: “Good
night, sir,” and the inspection is over. Im»-
mediately that-it is, his tormentors are back
again; and they arrive in flocks. He is or
dered to eat four dry soda crackers at a time,
perhaps, and when he has done is told to
cock his feet on the table and sit there till
told to move. While there a high class man
comes in and shouts: “Get up.” He has re
ceived instructions and will not move. “Get
up.” Not a move. And finally he is shouted
up and keeps getting up and sitting down in
obedience to orders until he can hardly
move.
Hazing is now quite harmless, and the vic
tims themselves find it a laughing matter-
more laughable, to tell the truth, however,
after it is all over.—Annapolis Cor. New
York Tribune.
Martinsville, N.J., Methodist Par
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years ago, when I contracted a Cold
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Sabbaths. After trying a Physician,
without obtaining relief—I cannot
say now what remedy he prescribed
—I saw the advertisement of your
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since in our family, Boschee’s Ger
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others when I have found them
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Courtesy in Business Rewarded.
of the Newark, New
Safe
The other day a gentleman entered one of
Jersey, M.E. Confer
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ence, April 25, ’90.
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article the price of which he ¿.new would
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AFRAID
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and that it was rarely called for made it hard
to find. One clerk after another was enlisted
in the search,' till finally they were joined by
the proprietor before success crowned their
efforts. Somewhat mortified at the amount
of trouble he had caused, the customer began
to apologize, when he was silenced by the
proprietor with: “My. friend, it was no trou
ble; it was business. We have experienced
fully as much pleasure in finding that for
yoa as you have in receiving it. If you in
sist upon calling this trouble, please remem
ber that we like to be troubled. ”
That merchant made an investment by his
courtesy. He laid up treasure where moth
and rust doth not corrupt, and it wasn’t laid
up in heaven, either. He secured the patron
age of a man, though he did not know it,
who sometimes makes purchases that are
worth the while. Without intending it, he
cast some bread upon the waters.—Cincin
nati Times-Star.
Why a Salesman at the Silk Counter
Never Smiled Again.
Not long ago a young woman set out
in quest of • a certain difficult shade of
Nile green satin. She carried a sample.
A b anxious look set itself in two stub
born little wrinkles between her mild
blue eyes and marred to some extent
the sweet repose of her countenance.
She wandered up Broadway. In and
out of all the big stores on both sides
of the great thoroughfare she treaded
her tedious way. She stood staunchly
at all the silk counters and caused
stacks and stacks of 'pieces of green
satin to be brought.down, unfolded and
piled up into a very mountain of silk.
But still the right shade didn’t appear.
At last the-polite salesman bethought
him of a sample, and he asked her if
die had one to match. She produced
the fragment of well worn satin, and
the salesman knew at a glance that’ it
was an old, almost obsolete shade, and
probably couldn’t be matched in New
York. He told her so. Well, couldn’t
he get it- for her, she asked with a
pretty little pout, as it was very im
portant. A Broadway house was too
busy to call a halt for the purpose of
matching impossible samples.
But the woman was persevering. She
tried Fourteenth street next, and ex
hausted every silk stock and the par
tienee of many salesmen on that thor
oughfare without finding what she
wanted. None of the floor walkers in
these establishments was “green”’
enough to promise to get the satin for
her. There remained, however, Sixth
avenue to come, and she went up town
and down town, through every store,
until she got up to Twenty-third street.
Then, with fire in her eye, she sailed
around the corner, and at last landed
in a big bazar not a thousand- miles
from the Fifth Avenue hotel.
The purveyor of silks was most oblig
ing. He brought down piece after
piece of light green, dark green, olive
green and every either sort of green ex
cept the shade she wanted, which stub
bornly remained invisible. At last, in
a moment of weakness, he took pity on
the young damsel. He felt sorry for
her. Besides, she hadn’t eaten a morsel
of lunch and looked as if she were
about to cry. Anyway, she was well
dressed and not bad looking, and he
thought she might develop into a good
customer if he took a little trouble to
oblige her. So with liis best smile, the
one he kept for just such occasions, he
took the sample and promised that if
she would call two days later he would
have the exact shade she wanted.
Well, that man. actually made it his
business to send down town and have a
search made through half a dozen
wholesale houses for that obsolete shade
of Nile green satin, which materialized
at last in an old millinery stock on lower
Broadway.
The young woman was on hand
promptly. The match was a perfect
one. “What is the price?” she demand
ed in a business like way. “Forty-nine
cents a yard,” replied the young man,
with the air of one who expected to be
rewarded with a seraphic smile and a
whole torrent of thanks. “Well, then,
I guess you may give me an eighth and
a sixteenth of a yard, and I’d like it on
the bias, please.”
That salesman has never smiled again.
He is not a philosopher. He should
have found some compensation in the
fact that she paid spot cash. She might
have ordered it sent home C. O. D.,
after the manner of some girls.—New
York. News.
Imagination.
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grave. She was told that' Hamlet, being a
mythical creature, had no grave. That mat
tered little to Mme. Bernhardt There ou^fet
to be a grave, and one must be made. To
suit her desire, a heap of stones was erected
near a ravine on the woody slope behind the
castle of Elsinore. She paid her visit, and
was content. Ever since then English tour
ists have visited the spot, chipped away, of
course, pieces of the stone and carried them
©ff as mementoes of the Prince of Denmark.
—Home Jonrnal.
EVOLUTION OF THE COMMON RAINY
DAY ARTICLE OF TODAY.
The Reverence Paid to It in Early Times.
The
Connection
Between
Trees and
Umbrellas — A>Primitive Model •— The
Baldachino—AiThrone.
Referring to tbe traces of the singular
reverence bestowed on the umbrella as
proved from the pre-Christian sculptures of
northern India, none are more curious t-han
those -which suggest the retention of primi
tive tree worship1,-in the earliest days of pure
Buddhjsm. I havj two sketches from the
gateways of the Sânchi Tope, showing how
1,800 years ago a ¿acred flower laden sal tree
(Shorea robusta), beneath which the Gautama
Buddha died at Éasia, was hung with gar
lands and approached by crowds of wor
shipers both huinian and celestial. But the
point which concftns our present purpose is
the very prominent position occupied by the
umbrella. Tn one case the tree is overshad
owed by a very large chatta. In the other,
which is sculptured on a pillar of the same
gateway, two cliattas combine their honor
conferring power on the sacred tree. In each
case these ministers of dignity are themselves
adorned with garlands. Another indication
of the same reverence is to be seen on a
sculptured stone at the Great Tope of Buddha
Gaya, erected B. C..25Q, in front of the sacred
Bo-tree (Flius religiosa), beneath which
Gautama attained to the Buddhahood, and
which is still growing! Here, also, the um
brellas on either side of the tree are adorned
with garlands.
Passing to southern India,- we find that on
some of the anT^É Buddhist sculptures at
theAmravaj^iX eje highest deal of honor
leaf as a sunsijS2(fhe ribbed leaf cup being
highly suggestive of that umbrella form).
Although the upper part of one of these
sculptured;relic shrines is broken, so thàt the
original number is uncertain, there still re-
maifi eight of these overshadowing leaves,
while on another a forest of about fifty um
brella shaped lotus leaves are thus shown,
piled all over the summit of a Dagoba. In
point of fact, the’connection between trees
and umbrellas is not r.i far fetched as migh t
at first sight appear, for the primary idea of
the umbrella is undoubtedly derived from a
shady tree (umbrella, from umbra, shade),
with pendant boughs drooping from an up
right stem, as in the weeping willow, or the
circular cluster of long fronds which crown
the slender stem of each member of the great
families of tall (and in most cases perfectly
upright) palm trees, tree ferns and papawas.
So closely has this primitive model been ad
hered to by the peasants of Burmah and Ben
gal that their great clumsy chattas (umbrel
las) consist chiefly of a framework of bamboo
covered with leaves^ or else thatched with
grass.
z .
The usual ingenuity of the Chinese and
Japanese was not long .in devising an ad
vance on the original idea. Many centuries
must have elapsed since they bethought them
of a method for converting" leaves or bark
into stout paper. So while they retain the
idea of the tree in the strong bamboo handle
and framework of split bamboo, they sub
stitute a thick waterproof paper for the
primitive green leaves.
The Assyrian bas reliefs show slaves hold
ing a richly ornamented umbrella "above the '
head of the monarch, not only in scenes of
peace, but even in times of war. It appears
to be fringed with tassels and is provided on
one side with an embroidered curtain. In
these sculptures this mark of distinction is
reserved exclusively for the monarch, and it
never overshadows any other person, how
ever eminent. The some thing is observed
in the sculptures of Babylon and Nineveh, in
which the king alone is thus distinguished.
Of the ancient Mexican .emperors it is like
wise recorded-that not only were they borne
by relays of great nobles^ but also that four
more nobles'of high estate were appointed to
uphold the sacred umbrella which added dig
nity to the imperial procession.
Reverting to mediaeval days we find that
Fei'sia likewise rilir.-iv;//—nizr-rl the honor
conferring power ofi®®îs symbol, as is fully
proven by the ancient title which has ever
been bestowed on her high dignitaries,
namely) Satrap, or Chatrapa, which (like the
titles of the Burmese kings and the Mahratta
chiefs) simply means “Lord of the Um
brella.” Indeed, it was from Persia that the
idea of carrying a canopy of some rich stuff
above any object to be reverenced seems first
to have reached' Europe, the Baldachini of
ecclesiastical art having derived their name
from Baldach, the ancient Persian name of
the city of Bagdad. The baldaehino, which
is simply a richly embroidered canopy, sup
ported by four poles, carried by four bearers,
is now familiar to us only in the gorgeous
processions of the Greek or Roman Catholic
churches, where it is borne above the conse
crated host or sacred images.
But in the middle ages it figured in all
solemn processions—coronations, marriages,
funerals, triumphal progresses of great men
—just as we may still see in eastern lands,
where the chief nobles of the kingdom are
those selected for the honor of supporting the
splendid canopy which overshadows the
royal litter, or the -funeral car whereon is
laid the honored dead. At the present day
Queen Victoria’s canopied throne may be
cited as a development of the imperial um
brella; the speaker’s chair in parliament and
the bishop’s throne in many cathedrals show
clearly how this honorable distinction be
came naturalized on British soil.—C. F.
Gordon Cumming in English Illustrated
Seasick.
The following is a story told by an old
sailor to Samuel. Adams Drake, and
should be appreciated equally by those
who love and those who loathe “the
thing they call-the sea:”
“Most alius makes more or less folks
unwell, the motion does. We had two
gents abo.rd of us last trip. One of ’em
was a lawyer. M.v srrief, wasn’t-he done
up, though!
. “’Tother .wasn’t a bit. There he sot,
smokin’, as calm as a kitten. He was a
high-up jedge, goin’ down to hold, court.
“ *Can I do anything for you?’ says he.
“ ‘Yes,’ gasped the seasick one, ‘I wish
your honor would overrule this motion.’ ”
■—Youth’s Companion.
A Big Painting.
As some curiosity is expressed as to
the quantity of paints and oils used in
the construction of "the Forth bridge,
the officials of the company requested
Messrs. Craig & Rose, of London and
Glasgow, who held the contract
throughout, to make up a statement ol
the amount actually supplied, and
these were found to be as follows: Ma
chinery and illuminating oils, 980,072
gallons; paint oils, 35,527 gallons;
paint, 250 tons. It is computed that
.the quantity of oil used would have
been sufficient to float one of her Ma
jesty’s first class cruisers and sufficient
paint to cover 1,100 acres, or nearly
two-square miles of surface.—Pall Mall
Budget.
Had Been Holding Hands.
“John,” said Mrs. Wings at the
breakfast table lately, “you’ve been
studying palmistry lately, haven’t you?”
Wings thought something was up and
evaded the question by another. “What
makes you- think so?” he asked.
: “Oh, last right you kept asking in
your sleep; “What kind of a hand have
you got?”.—St. Joseph News.
solid granite posts ten feet high, to which
are bolted iron sign boards with raised
letters.—New York Sun.
It is estimated that in England one man
in 500 gets a college education. In this
glorious country one man in every 200
takes a college course.
viduals, but in the life of peoples. The
Coreans inherit a tendency to abhor foreign
ers, and periodically to kill or drive them out
of the land. An outbreak of the sort is an
ticipated at the present time. All the for
eign consulates are guarded by soldiers, and
an American man-of-war has gone to assist
as far as possible. Hatred of Jews is a
European inheritance, and about twice in a
century an outbreak of a murderous sort
may be looked for. It is not con'Ined to the
rabble, but covers the educated and upper
classes. These things are unreasonable and
unreaspnjjjfei They ^are in the blood of
hereoiC^S^j^jj&piu-oly emotional, rising to
frenzy at Simes: The average white Ameri
can has an emotional dislike for negroes.—
Globe-Democrat.
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PIDES ! PIDES ! PIDES I
Consult common sense, and if you make
an attempt to think once, the process will
be less painful the next time you try. It
will lead you to the irresistible conclusion
that things and institutions and professions
are not necessarily good because established
in the remote past. They did not know
everything in those days. They are monu
ments.of ignorance with their laces turned
to the past and their backs to the future.
You cannot stay the hands of time. He
who hesitates to adyance witli the world’s
progress in thought and action is hQpeless-
ly'left behind. Doctors form no exception
to the rule ; the old schools of medicine
belong to the dead, buried past; all hope is
centered in the new His.togenetic System
.of Medicine. ■
S eattle , June 27,1891.
My mother was taken with la grippe last,
spring in its most viclent form, w’hich
rapidly developed into consumption. She
had a-most terrible cough, raised pus con
stantly, and we despaired of her recovery.
Wc sent for my brother in California, as we
did not know how long she might l^ve.
When we realized her : condition we sent
for Dr. Jordan, and at once began giving
her his prescription. In two weeks she was
out of bed, greatly to the surprise of every
one who was acquainted with the case. . In
two months she is better than she has been
in two years. This and other experiences
With the Histogenetic Medicine convince
us that it is the only medicine to use. Any
one wishing to know more of this case may
inquire of
- ' \ M bs . "L. Tuck,
713 Sutter Street.
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Ointment is prepared only for Piles and Itching
of the private parts, and nothing else. Every
box is warranted. Sold by druggists, or sent by
mail on receipt of price, 50c and $1 per box.
WILLIAMS MANUFACTURING CO.,
Proprietors, Cleveland, 0.
W o O nds , Gins, S wellings
THE CHARLES A. VOCELER CO., Baltimora, ME,
THE SPECIFIC A NO. I.”
Cures all unnatural discharges of men,
Pre-
|UUllllvents stricture, —
it being-
s J
------ » an - internal
evei
remedy. Cures when everything
else
UF111
Price,OO. Circularon
Wl F Ifl ' application. Hold by Druggists or sent
in fa IV ■ on rec ipt of price by The A. Schoen
heit Medicine Co., San Jose, Cal.
V il 11W O n0 niatter of h ow long standing.
Hi FRUII Pint
3oth the method and results when
lyrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
nd refreshing, to the taste, and acts
;ently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Aver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
?m effectually, dispels colds, head-
dies and fevers and cures habitui’
obstipation permanently. For sale
Dr. Jordan’s office is at the residence of
n 50c and $1 bottles by all druggists.
ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and James.
Consultations, and prescriptions absolute
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO
ly .free.
Send for free book explaining the Histo
genetic system.
C aution .—The Histogenetic Medicines
are sold in but one agency in each town.
The. label around the bottle bears the fol
lowing inscription: “Dr. J. Eugene Jor
dan, Histogenetic Medicine.” Every other
device is a fraud.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL,
LOUISVILLE. KY.
VEW YORK. » f.
For pitting PEACHES, PLUMS; APRICOTS,
NECTARINES, etc. With this machine one per
son can do the work of four to six hands using
knives. Price. S4 ,each with Cushion. Price with
both Cushions, S5 each. Extra Cushions of either
size, $1 each.
JKF’-For sale by all hardware stores.
Delivered at your express office on receipt, of
price. Farnsworth' & Co., San Francisco, Cal.
ST.
HELEN’S
HALL,
Portland, Oregon.
J. McCRAKEN & CO.,
—TIEALEES IN—
Roche Harbor Lime, Portland Cement, Gol
den Gate and Utah Plaster, Hair, Fire Brick
and Fire Clay. LAND PLASTER.
SURE CUBE FOR PILES.
T ry G ermba for. breakfast.
W
n
N obth B end , Wash., June 12, 1891.
Dr. J. Eugene^ordan, Seattle, Tfas/i.—D rab
S ib : I am happy to say that two weeks’
use of your medicines has done me so much
good that I am going to start out prospect
ing to-morrow. The pain in my eyes has
almost entirely vanished. Yours truly,
H ebbekt G. P owers .
Sure cure for bi nd, bleeding and itching
Piles. One box has cured the worst, case ol ten
years’ standing. No one need suffer ten min
utes after using Kirk’s German Piie Ointment
It absorbs tumors, allays the itching, acts as
a poultice, gives relief. Dr. Kirk’s German Pile
Ointment is prepared only for Piles and itching
of the private parts, and nothing else. Every
box is warranted.................... . .............. ........... . .
Sold by Druggists and sent by mail on receipt
of price, $1.00 per oox. J. J. Mack & Co..
Wholesale Agents, San Francisco,
STIFFNESS*
Use Enameline Stove Polish ; no dust; no smell.
60 North Front Street, Cor. D,
PORTLAND, OB.
A Boarding and ®ay School for Girls:
Founded 1869; tire Kigiit B«ev. B.
Wistar Morris, T>. 1>., Rector.
Thorough instruction; a large and carefully se
lected corps of teachers; students prepared for col
lege; new and elegant building in the most icom-
manding and beautiful part of the city. For cata
logue address the MISSES RODNEY*.
U AV FFVFR
CURED T0 STAY cured .
I t W Ell V/e want the name and ad-
■ affi I
& ASTHMA
dfessof every sufferer in the
U. S. and Canada. Address,
P. Harold Hayes, M.D., Buffalo, N. Y.
FRAZER AXLE Season Opens for Trout April 1st
BBsi in the WorldlfS fj F* 1 0 F
let the Genninelhlir fl
Sold Everywhere!^"
VI»
FOR MEN ONLY!
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| “ I Weakness of Body and Mind, Effect®
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Errors or
or Exoesses
Exoesses i in Older Young,
Robust,
nooust, Noble
aoote MANHOOD
¡ uahai OOD fully Restored.
Restored., H<
How to enlarge an«
Strengthen WEAK,
6tr6ngtnen
whah , UNDEVELOPED ORGANS A PARTS OF BODY
Absolutely unfailii
unfailing HOME TREATMENT—Benefit« la a dar.
Hen testify from 50 States and Foreign Countries. Write them*
Deaorintive Book.’ explanation and proofs mailed (sealed) fre®*
zzTACKLE—
SÄ
ERSE MEDICAL CO., BUFFALO, N. Y.
Gabler and Pease Pianos
STEIN WAY,
leaning the B est P iano M ade , and the favoriti
cheaper Pianos; all Musioal Instruments; Bands S ul
>lied; large stock of Sheet Music. S teinway H adi
■06 aad 208 Post Street; M atthias G ray G o . Gal
nd sec onr new rnoms »nd new stank
—- - - - - - - - - - —O
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J
H. T. HUDSON^
93 First Street, Portland, Or.,
—DEALER IN—
ARMS, REYOLYERS & SPORTSMEN’S GOODS.
Bend for new illustrated catalogue.
CURE Biliousness^
Baking
Powder
This Picture, Panel size, mailed fo<- 4 cents.
J. F. smith & co.,
Makers of “ Bile Beans,”
255 & 257 Greenwich St., N. Y. City.
Sick Headache9
Malaria.
BILE BEANS.
Best Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians.
Cures where all else fails. Pleasant arid agreeable to the
taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists.
CONSUMPTION
Freoiier Bicycles.
SEND FOR CATALOGUE.
STROWBRIDGE-BODMAN CO ■9
Fire Arms and Sporting Goods,
168 SECOND STREET, PORTLAND, OR.
-Who wins the eyes, wins ôtiD
f you regard
A MC
Don’t cheat yourself
out of a good smoke by
taking a.poor imitation
for the genuine Seal of
North Carolina Plug
Cut Tobacco.
'P'BïiS’youwill *“13
certainly use SAP© LI ©
ÄK !n house“Cle&ning*S&poHo
is a solid c&keof’scouring'-
so a¿p Try j H n house-ckwng
"Z“OTT JLZÒS iffTTODG-EJD
Canine Fidelity.
We are wont to regard the dog as the
perfect embodiment of fidelity, and on
the whole the good opinion of his char
acter has been justified. The saying of
the German pessimist that he would
cease to believe in truth but for the as
surance of his dog’s eye is a striking
tribute to the species. But even Ouida
For Female Irregular
ities; nothing like them
herself, one "supposes, would hardly
on the market. Never
claim this excellence for every member
fail. Successfully used
by prominent ladies
of the canine family. We are apt to
monthly. Guaranteed
forget that the instinct of attachment
to reiieve suppressed
menstruation.
"was developed comparatively late in the
history of the species. The dog is by
SURE! SAFE! CERTAIN!
nature unattached and vagrant, and only
Don’t be humbugged.
Save Time, Health»
becomes attached and faithful by. an in
and money ;take no oth
fusion of human grace. Hence the comi
er.
cal spectacle one sometimes sees in the
Sent to any address,
secure by,mail on re*
streets—a well meaning "but misguided
Ceipt
of price, $2.00.
youth attempting to keep a loosely in
Address,
clined pup close to his heels. And not
THE APHRO MEDICINE COMPANY,
a few members of the species appear to Western Branch, Box 27, POïiTBAN», O»
remain in this unregenerate state in
Sold by W isdom D bug G o ., Portland, Or.
mature years.—Cornhill Magazine.
Secrets are but poor property; if you cir
Our duty to others does not at all de culate them, you lose them, and if you keej
fend on the manner in which they per them, you lose the interest on your invest
menu.
form their duty to us.—Bar Homan. *
The Great:
REMEDY
A believer in grapes claims that they
are good for that mysterious disease, ma
laria. Eat all. you can, but be sure they
All the chappies are learning to play baccarat;
are ripe, is the advice.
It is so English, you know.
Imagination is a fine gift, but it wants
managing. It runs well in harness with
a good stout bridle of common sense.
Without this bridle, hbwever, it is
likely to lead its master a pretty dance.
Hey presto! at the merest prompting
off it goes, clean out of the realm of
earth and .experience, right into the
middle of space, with the crosslights
A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder..
of unnumbered spheres confusedly upon
Superior to every other known.
it, and strange breezes fanning its hot
Used in Millions of Homes—
impulsive exterior.
40 Years the Standard.
It is a ticklish piece of work to get it
Delicious Cake and Pastry, Light Flaky
back to earth; and it is so exhausted
Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable
by the madcap scamper out of the or
and Wholesome.
dinary bounds that its. luckless master
No other baking powder does such work»
is for a time as prostrate as if he had
been flogged with positive misfortunes.
Under the false enthusiasm of an hour
ago he would have done ah things—or
at least attempted them—so bracing
was its influence upon his mind; but
when this same fancy is temporarily
Emotional Outbreaks of Peoples.
laid by the heels he-is useless.—All the
Periodic recurrence of emotions and pas
Year Round.
sions appear not only in the life of indi
We are .not afraid wou would not pay, but some
body would certainly neglect or refuse, and we
would lose dollars and dollars; and then you
and others, who did pay would have to make it
up, or we would be driven out of business. We
prefer,to Sell for cash at even 2 or 3 per cent, net
profit.
We have one line of Shirting and Apron Ging
hams, good width and fair quality, at 6% cents
Ear yard; on this you save about one-half. We
ave the best line of Domestic Dry Goods in town
for family use, and all very cheap, indeed.
Send for our July list, now ready-. It will be
New England’s Guide Boards.
sent free to all inquirers. Shoes, Dry Goods, No
tions, Wearing Apparel, Canned Goods, Dried
Guide boards have been growing numer
Bernhardt
and
Hamlet’s Grave.
Fruit, Tinware, Hardware, Crockery, Glassware,
Some years ago Mme. Bernhardt paid a ous in the country towns of New England
Provisions, Groceries—everything you want,
quoted at lowest cash prices.
visit to Copenhagen, and she naturally for a few years past. In some sections of
Consignments received. Address
wished to go to Elsinore and see Hamlet’s Massachusetts at every corner are set
416 & 418 Front St., San Francisco, Cal.
THE SACRED UMBRELLA.
Faber’s Golden Female Pills,.
by j/owr bouse ,/wsi as much as by your dress. Keep it neat and
clean and your reputation will shine. Neglect it- and your good
name will suffer. Do not thihls that house^cleaning is too- trouble
some ; it is worth all it costs, especially if you reduce the outlay of
time and strength bu using SAP OLIO.
Buy Your Own Goods if Your Dealer Does Not Garry Them.
PARRY CARTS AND ROAD WAGONS,
MCE ÏBESBE1,
THE BEST IN AMERICA.
,
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Best and Cheapest in the World.
jjp
Wagons, S50 Up.
KOmtJLYN MOTEL, Bush St., bet. Mont
gomery & Sansome, S. F.; conducted on both the
Chemical Fire Engines and Extinguishers, Fire Hose and Department Supplies, Steam Laundry
European and American plan; This Hotel is under
Machinery, Pumps of all kinds, Brass Goods, Pipe and Fittings, Hancock Inspirators, Marine Work
the management of Charles Montgomery, and is the Belting and Hose, Wrenches, Lubricating Oils, Church, School and Farm Bells, Engines aiid Boilers.
best Family and. Business Men’s Hotel in San Fran Blacksmith Drills and Forges, Buggies, Surries, Spring and Express Wagons, the largest assortment
cisco. Home comforts, cuisiné unexcelled, first-class of Carts in Portland. Dealers, write for prices. For further information call on or address
service, highest standard of respectability guaranteed.
Board and room per day, $1.25 to $2.00; single room, 50
cents to $1.00 per night. Free coach to and from the
Hotel,
B
Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot of Morrison Street, PORTLAND, OH.