-<
WHAT YEAR
There are some patent, med
icines that are more marvel
lous than a dozen doctors’
prescriptions, but they’re not
those that profess to cure
everything.
Everybody, now and then»
feels “ run down,” “ played
out.” They’ve the will, but
no power to generate vitality.
They’re not sick enough to
©all a doctor, but just too
sick to be well.
That’s
where the right kind of a
patent medicinei comes m,
and does for a dollar what
the doctor wouldn’t do for
less than five or ten.
We put in our claim for
Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical
Discovery.
We claim it to be an un
equaled remedy to purify
the blood and invigorate the
liver. We claim it to be
lasting in its effects, creating
’an appetite, purifying the
blood, and’ preventing Bilious,
Typhoid and Malarial fevers
if taken in time. The time
to take it is when you first
feel the signs of weariness and;
weakness. The time to take
it, on general principles, is
NOW. '
SLIDING
DOWN
A
MOUNTAIN
PUR
IS THIS?
Scientists Trying to Determine In What
Year Christ Was Born.
A FAIR FARE SPOTTER.
SOMETHING FOB THE NEW YEAR.
PILES CAN BE CUBED.
The world renowned success of Hostetter’s
Richard
Stomach Bitters, and their continued'’ popu writes:
Bennett, Westfield, N. Y.,
for over a third of a century as a stomachic,
THE WAY A WOMAN DETECTS DIS larity
is scarcely more , wonderful than the welcome
that
greets
the annual appearance of Hostetter’s
HONEST CAR'CONDUCTORS.
“A German professor says our calcu
“ For thirty-two years I suffered from
lation of the Christian era is erroneous.”
Almanac. This valuable medical treatise is piles, both internal and external, with all
published by The Hostetter Company, Pitts their attendant agonies, and like many
I find the.above item going the rounds,
burgh, Pa., under their own immediate super-,
Thrilling Escape of a Very Careless West with an added line which meekly in She Has a Remarkable Memory for Num vision, employing 60 hands in that department. ethers suffered from hemorrhoids. AU
PROMPTLY
BY
bers—She Always Pays Her Fare and They are running about 11 months in the year those thirty-two years I had to cramp my
erner — Chased by Wild Beasts, He forms the reader that we are off four or
on this work, and the issue of same for 1891 will self to pay doctors and., druggists for stuff
five
years
in
our
mode
of
reckoning
time.
©ures Also:
Rides with Different Men—The Way be more than ten millions, printed in the Eng that was doing me little or. no -good. Fi
Trusts Himself to ■ the Rough and
For centuries there has been doubt as to
lish., German, French, Welsh, Norwegian, nally I was urged by one who had had the
Collectors of Fares Can Cheat.
Wooded Mountain Side.
Swedish, Holland, Bohemian and Spanish lan
the correctness of the accepted calcula
guages. Refer to a copy of it for valuable and same complaint, but had been cured by
I met a female spotter and was sur interesting reading concerning health, - and B randeeth ’ s P ills , to try his cure. I- Lumbago,
Perhaps not many people east of the tion of the Christian era. Learned his
testimonials as to the efficacy of Hos did so, and began to improve, and for the
Rocky mountains have ever traveled on torians cannot agree whether Christ was prised to learn to what an extent this numerous
tetter’s. Stomach Bit ters, amusera ent, varied in past two years I have had no inconveni
Sciatica
snow shoes. The Norwegian snow shoes, born in the year 747,749 or 754, counting system of espionage is carried on.by the. formation, astronomical calculations and chro ence
from that terrible ailment.’
items, &c., which can be depended on
or skees, are the ones mostly used. here. from the foundation of Rome.
principal horse car lines in the city. The nological
Spra'ms
for correctness. The Almanac for 1891 can be
of fasting., sailors have been known
Going down a decline one goes at such
Prof. Sattler, of Munich, has published young' woman detective with whom I obtained free of cost from druggists and general to Speaking
live on salt water for months at a time.
a terrific rate of speed that one has' to an essay in which he tried'to reconcile came in contact was an exceedingly pre country.dealers in all parts of the country.
Bruises
use a brake—that is, “ride the pole,” the testimony -of the evangelists with possessing looking girl, quietly dressed Carroty hair and a turn-up nose do not always S tate of O hio , C ity of . T oledo , ?
Burns
L
ucas
C
ounty
.
|
which is generally a stick some eight other historical data on this point. He in a gray cloth gown, with; small round bespeak the vegetarian. _______ ■
F rank J. C heney makes oath that he is the
feet long, which is held in front in the has examined four copper coins which hat. to match.
senior partner of the firm of F. J C heney &C o .,
Wounds
Pure soap is white. Brown soaps are 'doing business in the city of Toledo, county and
hands and then sat upon so it will were struck in the reign. of Herod Anti-
“Oh, the queer things I see and the adulterated
with rosin. Perfume is only
aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the
Swellings,
plow in the snow, thus lessening the pas, one of the sons of Herod the Great, queer things I do,” she quoted laugh put in to hide the presence of pidrid fat. State
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
from which he* deduces the conclusion ingly, with a pretty gesture of perplex Dobbins. Electric Soap is pure, white and
speed.
Soreness
C ure .
On the 17th of February I started’ from that Christ was not bora in 754, but in ity. “My varied experiences would fill unsçented. Has been sold since 1865. Try the use of H all ’ s C atarrh
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Frost» bites
it
now.
Sworn-to before me and subscribed in buy pres
my cabin at the foot of Storm mountain 749, after the foundation of Rome, and a good sized volume. But come up to
this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886.
Stiffness
to make a trip to the top to see if the - therefore that-.1890 is 1895. This opin my rooms while I talk. My hours are Business is-Business.—The Lady—I want a lit ence
[ seal J
A. W. GI i KASON, Notary Public.
arsenic. Apothecary—-Yes, miss; complexion
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
fur bearing animals were still out. It is : ion the professor substantiates by what from 11 to 4, so as it is now 5 o’clock I tle
All Aches
or suicide?
acts
directly
upon
the blood and mucous surfaces
only about ten miles to the top, and 1 he takes to be corroborative testimony am at liberty until to-morrow morning.”
of the system. Send for testimonials, free,
RUPTURE
AND
PILES
GURED.
She led the way up to a small flat in
reckoned that I „could easily make there of the evangelists..
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
THÉ
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
and back in a day. Packing a slight
According to Matthew, Jesus was born West Fifty-sixth street, furnished in a We positively cure rupture, and all rectal dis
Chas. A. Vogeler Co.,
without pain or detention from business.
lunch I tied it to my-belt and started.
toward the end of the reign of Herod the dainty, inexpensive manner,, with evi eases
No cure, no pay; and no pay until cured. Ad
Beware of imitations of the celebrated Seal of
Baltimore, Md.
When I had reached the top and looked Great, and that when Herod died Jesus dences of a refined mind and cultivated dress for pamphlet Drs. Porterfield & L®sey 838 North
Carolina Plug Gut Tobacco.
Market
street,
San
Francisco.
it over J was surprised to find the sun was yet a little child. Luke says that taste.
“There’s only my mother, myself '- and A Night of the Garter—Christmas eve, since so T by G ermka for breakfast.
just going down. Darkness falls very James was born in the year in which the
sudden in this country after sundown, governor of Syria made the first census one big cat,” she explained, and a jolly many stockings are suspended thereby.
and I concluded to await the rising of in Judea. In another place he says that looking little dumpling- of a woman
Send to Smith’s for your winter outfit. They
have the biggest stock of underclothing. They
the moon, which I knew would rise soon John began to baptize in the fifteenth came forward to greet us. She was evi A cough, cold or sore throat should not
nave
the best boots, and shoes. They have the
neglected. “Brown’s Bronchial Tro-
after dark, as it would be dangerous year of the reign of Tiberius Caesar, and dently an ardent admirer of her daugh be
cheapest hosiery for everybody. They have the
clies" are a simple remedy, and give im
greatest
variety of dry goods. They have
snowshoeing down the mountain side in in that year baptized Jesus, who was ter’s prowess and capabilities.
mediate relief. Sold only inboxes.
family groceries of all kinds. They have dried
DANGER OF DISCOVERY.
the dark, for one could not keep the trail then 30 years of age; St. Luke says that
fruit of the new crop. They have canned goods
at wholesale prices. They have warm mittens
“We sit here and laugh by the hour A Wise Investor.—“! don't take any stock in
and wquld be liable to rush headlong in Judea the first census was made dur
ghosts." “ Why_riot?” No one ever heard of
and gloves. They have blankets from $1.25 pair
against a tree or go plunging over a ing the reign of Herod; this census must after I get home over my day’s advent their declaring any dividends.”...
up. They have comforts from 90 cents each to $5.
They have overalls of every size. They pay spe
have been ordered in the year 746 of ures—don’t. we, mother?” she rattled on.
precipice.
cial! attention to all orders. Address for full
CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED.
“Do you find it tedious or mind the
Rome.
SURROUNDED BY WOLVES.
particulars and copy of Nome Circle (free)
Smitli’s Casli Store, 418 Front Street,
Probably it was begun in Judea in 747. position it places you in?”
Darkness fell as I have never seen it
To the E ditor : Please inform your readers
San Francisco, Cal.
that I have a positive remedy for the above-
“Why, not a hit. I’ve become so used named
before. Everything was obliterated. I Professor Sattler thinks it was not made
disease. By its timely use thousands of
sat on my snow shoes at the head of the in Jerusalem earlier than 749. He finds to it now. Let me see, it’s three years hopeless eases have been permanently cured. I
STEINWAY, Gabler and Pease Pianos
be glad to send two bottles of my remedy
Meaning the B est P iano M ade , and the favorite
trail waiting for the light of the moon. that the four coins enabled him to made since I first began, and I haven’t been shall
free tp any of your readers who have consump
cheaper Pianos; all Musical Instruments; Bands Sup
found
out
yet.
Of
course
it
requires
a
The silence was oppressive. All around dear -the testimony of the evangelist as
tion if they will send me their express and post
plied; large stock of Sheet Music. S teinway H all .
206 and 208 Post Street;, M atthias G ray C o . Call
me I could see the dim outlines of the to the fifteenth year of the Emperor Ti great deal of tact and watchfulness to office address. Respectfully,
and see our new rooms and new stock.
T. A. SLOCUM, M. C._.
snow capped; peaks, dark and somber, berius. Though Augustus died Aug. be (able to go over the same road day
181 Pearl street, New York.
rearing their heads toward the sky. I 19,-767-, the- reign of Tiberius must be after day and not be suspected by the
Big <3 is the acknowledged
leading remedy for all th®
Wicked George.—Mrs. Dix—What is this mi
must have fallen asleep, but I awoke counted from a year and a half earlier, different conductors, but I am very care nority
unnatural discharges and
the papers print so much about? Mrs.
Cures m
private diseases of men. A
1 TO 5 DAYS.
with a start at the cry of a panther com from Feb., 766, when he was appointed ful not to get on the same car more than Hicks—George says they put it into the soup.
certain cure for the debili
Guaranteed not to
tating weakness peculiar
ing from a path of green timber a short co-regent; therefore the fifteenth year of once a day, though occasionally, if I
cause Stricture.
to woineri.
, ,
WONDERFUL SURGICAL OPERATION.
distance to the left. This was followed Tiberius falls in- 780, when John bap take, say, car 49 down in the morning I
feel -l-z
safe
Mf’donly by
j. I prescribe it and ----
-
T he E vans C he MIOA l C o . in recommending it to
by the cry of a timber wolf, which was tized Jesus, who was then about 30 can board the same one coming back at
all sufferers.
CINCINNATI,
0.
night, thus giving the impression that I Large Cancer Cured in a Few Minutes.
answered by another and another, until years of age.
I J. STONER, M 0., D ecatur , lu-
U. ß. A.
Sold by BraggfistS.
the hills resounded with their weird ' One of the evangelists says that Jesus have been down town to business all
Mrs. Imig of Minier came to Peoria A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder.
PRICE
last month to consult Dr. Toel for a cancer
hpwls. Soon gaunt shadows flitted from began to preach forty-six years after the day.”
Superior
to
every
other
known.
to
She
said
she
made
a
point
never
on her right breast. Dr. Toel removed
tree to tree all around me. Then the building of the temple by Herod at
awful thought hurst upon me that I was ' Jerusalem. Now it is known that the start at the beginning of the road nor to the cancer by electricity without the loss, Used in Millions of Homes—
of a single drop of blood. It measured 6
40 Years the Standard.
surrounded by wolves, which at this sea temple was begun eighteen years after end at the terminus.
170 and 172 First St., Portland, Or.,
“I have been engaged in this work SO by 5 inches. Mrs. Imig has never had Delicious Cake and Pastry, Light Flaky
son of the year are very hungry and Herod was appointed regent by the Ro
the
slightest
pain
since.
She
returns
long
now,
”
she
continued,,
“
that
I
can
man senate, or in the year 734 from the
Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable
fierce.
ARTISTS’ SUPPLIES,
home to-day.—National Democrat.
and Wholesome.
If I could keep them at bay until the i foundation of Rome. Adding forty-six tell at a distance whether my right car Dr. Toel is now located in Portland.
Pictures and Frames.
moon rose I was safe, as I could easily ■ to that year it gives 780 as the year in is coming or whether I have been a pas The cancer, with hundreds of other can No other baking-powder doc.- such work.
Will positively cure Nervousness, Loss, of Man keep away from them. As one. came i which Christ began to preach. If all senger on it once before that day.”
cers and tumors successfully removed by
Send for catalogue.
hood, Impotency, Lame Back, Rheumatism, in
The road officials always employ men him, can be seen in his office.
digestion, General Debility, etc.
close I did a very foolish thing. Pulling ; : these calculations of Professor Sattler
FAY’S PATENT
Price, ^5, §510 «nd SI5-
i are correct then the Christian era began as spotters during the early morning . Dr. Toel has studied- four years
Also Drugs, Trusses, Crutches, Elastic Stockings, my revolver, I shot him through the
For wet or sloppv weather you need EDSON’S
Shoulder Braces, Electric Insoles, Etc.
body. With a fearful yell he started to , five years earlier than is usually sup- hours and later in the afternoon, the at the Universities and large Hospitals PATENT
WATERPROOF GARMENTS and PAR-
traffic during those portions of the day of Germany, Switzerland and England,
run, the blood pouring from the wound l posed.—St. Louis Republic.
PATENT WATERPROOF DRESS SHOES
being greater than at any other times, and .is the only surgeon in the Northwest REFS
forTadïés and gentlemen; fully guaranteed or
in a stream. He was pounced upon in a
but in respect to the danger of discovery who operates by electricity without loss money refunded; nothing equals them. Send The cheapest thing in the market for houses,
The Ocean’s “Under Tow.”
. ’second and*torn to pieefes by his com-
The Reliable Dmg:g;ist,
stamp and address for full particulars.
barns, icehouses and outbuildings. Write for
óf blood.
BDAIR & DERBY, General Agent«,
Third and Taylor, Portland, Or.
.catalogue and samples.
’ pardons. Crazed by a taste of blood the
Doubtless we have all- heard a great the intermediate hours, when the car
Room 5, Green Building, Portland, Or.
takes
on
comparatively
few
passengers^
PACIFIC ROLL PAPER CO., Pacific Coast Agent,
whole yelping pack charged upon me. ■deal about this “under tow,” as though
Agents wanted—ladies or gentlemen.
30 and 32 Finst street, San Francisco, Cal.
It-.was growing light in the east where it were some mysterious force working are really the'most risky.
Makes
a
-
specialty
of
Diseases
of
the
“
Are
you
an
expert?
”
the
moon
would
soon
rise,
but
was
still
from
the
recesses
of
a
treacherous
ocean
SEVEN
H. T. HUDSON^ too dark to travel with safety; but I tar to draw unwary bathers to their doom. “Well, yes, they do call me an expert, Nose, Throat and Neck, Skin, Urinary
CURE Biliousness^
Organs, Female Diseases and all Surgical
but
I
was
dreadfully
nervous
at
first
and
—IMPORTER AND DEALER IN—
ried not.
As a matter of fact its presence is obvi painfully conscious. Every time the' Operations, as for Fistula, Piles, Strict
Sick Headache,
1 Hastily slipping my feet in the leath ously natural, and the explanation of it
Cancer, Polypus and all other Tu
looked at me I expected to see ure,
ers of my snow shoes I started down the more than simple. As each wave rolls conductor
mors and Ulcers. Operations performed
him
walk
up,
put
his
hand
on
my
shoul
This Picture, Panel siz3, mailed for 4 cents.
Malaria.
steep incline as if shot from a-catapult; in and breaks upon the beach the vol der and tell me that he knew just what by means of electricity without loss of
FISHIN& TACK1Æ, ETC»,
Down, down,-down into the darkness I ume of water which it carries does not I was there for, but this feeling gradu blood. Office — No. 7014 Washington
J. F. SWTH & ©©=,
93 First Street, Portland, Oregon.
street, corner Fourth, rooms 3, 4 and 5
Makers of “ Bile Beans,”
rushed at a headlong rate. A gaunt remain there and sink into the sand; it
wore off until, now I can look one Washington building, Portland, Or.
brute crouching near a tree sprang at flows back again, and as the succeeding ally
255 & 257 Greenwich St, N. Y*. City.
square
in
the
face
and
hand
him
my
fare
•
See
this
paper
of
the
last
t
pee
weeks.
my throat, but he had not calculated on waves break over it the receding one without even a quiver of the eyelids.”
my rate of speed and passed harmlessly forms an under current flowing outward
DUTIES OF A SPOTTER.
through the air ten feet behind me. On of strength proportionate to the body of
“
What
are you olfiiged to do?”
water
contained
in
each
breaker,
and,
came the pack, but their cries became
“
In
the
first place, I must take the
-: *
fainter and fainter, and I soon began to again, proportionate in a great measure conductor’s number, and the number of
ride my pole and slacken my rate of to the depth of the ditch.
■
Get one of the celebrated F. A. Loomis’ Double speed, as I was passing close to the
Where this latter is an appreciable de . the car. Naturally if I ride any dis J
Barrel, Breech-loading, Shotguns, Top Snap, Bai brink of a precipice and soon had a turn pression it can be readily seen that the tance these can be easily rememSsered
Locks, Damascus Barrels, Fancy Stocks, Pistol
without the aid of pencil or paper. Then
Grip and Greener Trebl Wedge Fast, 12 Gauge, to make, which one cannot easily do water of receding waves will' flow into
the passengers must'be counted as they
TRADE
B aby humors ,
for #25.
Sent by express with 25 Brass Shells and Re with snow shoes twelve feet long. I it with similar effect to that of water come in. At the beginning of my career
ad
COMPLEXIONS, WITH PI'.IPL
loading Tools upon receipt of price.
stopped at the turn to await the rising of going over a fall, and that a person I pursued quite .a neat idea of turning
blotchy, oily skin, red, rough hands, with
the moon; which soon came up, making .standing near is very likely to be drawn over a leaf of the book I was pretend
chaps, painful finger ends and shapeless nails,
a and-simple
n H . Cl m Txl Q TvoTv-tT
t . i
■K S3
8 883
easily by it. as light as day.
baby Vi humors
prevented onj
and rttTnnri
cured
over
with
it,
and
thus,
if
the
ditch
is
H S HH RB H ww raising chickens. Our
ing to read on the occasion of every by C uticura S oap . A marvelous beautifier of
deep
enough,
carried
out
of
his
depth.
FLYING
DOWN
THE
MOUNTAIN
SIDE.
■KH B B BIB M W large 32'page illus-
world-wide celebrity,zit is simply incomparable
.
fresh
arrival;
this
action
appeared
nat-
8WS B B Bsl B B tratccl catalogue tells
skin-purifying soap, unequaled for the toi
I believed that the- wolves had left to This is all there is to the much talked of ( ural and conveyed the idea that I was as a and
Bvfi
Bfl B aUabout
without a rival for the nursery. Abso
hunt some slower game, but that delu “under tow” and the numerous accidents carelessly scanning the contents, but as let
lutely pure,, delicately medicated, exquisitely
C uticura S oap produces the whitest,
INCUBATORS, sion soon suffered a rude shock. Soon laid to its account.—Duffield Osborne in time passed on I found I could rely on perfumed,
clearest skin and softest hands, and prevents in
the yelps commenced with redoubled Scribner’s.
flammation
and clogging of the pores, the cause
my
memory
more
and
more,
until
now
I
Brooders, what to feed fury as they scented me, and came closer
of pimples, blackheads and most complexional
It is worse than nonsense to buy a cheap-article with
chickens, in fact all
have no difficulty whatever in retaining disfigurations, while it admits of no comparison
Could
Have
Saved
Lincoln
’
s
Life.
the . secrets of the and closer. I got on my shoes and waited,
the best of other skin soaps, and rivals in 'which to damage more valuable property.
Scdur'ng soap
chicken business. Ji nothing loath to showing them again
The one man in the world who could large numbers in my head for any length with
delicacy the most noted and expensive of toilet
you only keep half a
of time.”
and nursery soaps. Sale greater than the com is at best only a trifling expense, but with a poor and
dozen hens, you need how easy it was to give them the slip. have prevented - the assassination of
The fair spotter went on to say that bined sales of all other skin soaps.
this book. It gives
President Lincoln is dead. John Fred
Sold throughout the world. Price, 25c.
more information On they came, and as they got close I erick Parker, bora in Winchester, Va., there are always several spotters on one
Send for “ How to Cure Skin and Blood Dis cheap article it is likely to do considerable damage to fine
started
out
once
more,
but
was
horrified
than many of the
eases.
”
line,
and
each
one
takes
a
turn
at
every
books sold at 25 cents to find that at this place the decline was came to Washington some time before
Address P otter D rug and C hemical C orpor marble of other property-
conductor in rotation. It would never ation
We send.it free on re
, proprietors, Boston, Mass.__________ __
the
"firing
upon
Fort
Sumter,
and
soon
ceipt of 4 cents in not great enough for the ’ shoes to run
stamps to pay postage themselves. I had forgotten until this found employment upon the metropoli do to stick to one during his entire trip, ® Aching sides and back, weakkidneys and
rheumatism relieved in one minute by the New Store. Gymnasium and Athletic Goods. New Goods.
police force. When, in 1862, it was as he would soon find out the game; so
celebrated C uticura A nti -P ain P laster .25 c
PETALUMA INCUBATOR CO., Petaluma, Cal. time about this place. There was a bench tan
when one spotter, for instance, watches
about 500 yai'ds- .long, and from there decided to strengthen the regular,-force him'&offi FSUrteenth to Thirtieth street
WILUAKS C. BECK ARMS CO ■J
the trail veered to the right and for half of doorkeepers and watchmen at the and then gets off another spotter takes
TEAMSTERS.
White
House
with
a
squad
of
policemen
a mile descended very nearly at ah an'glc
his place within a radius of a few
of 45 degs.’;. thehfthe angle was not qfiite Parker was one of those selected. It blocks.
Reining* ton,
JRc-iwiBigtoia,
so- much, but still very steep, down a thus happened that when President Lin-
“If I am not mistaken,” she continued,
0DR-’G«TAL©®0£ GF
trail as straight as a string to my cabin, doln and party entered the old Ford the “I think there were eight discharged
Winchester,
Parser ESros.»
atre on the night of Good Friday, 1865, through my investigation during the
S gbown
seven miles-below.
Marlin, Colt’s
Su.
Smitliy.
i TESTED
they
were
accompanied
by
Parker
as
On came the howlingpack, and know
first , six months of my work, hut whether
Repeating Rifles
SHHOS for
.guard. He took his position at the door it is due to thfeir gradually becoming
Golt’s 8hotguus9
ing
it
was
life
or
death
to
get
to
the
Contains, oyer 6.&0,illustrations
and 2 ,colored plates. Thè only
steep decline before my pursuers I bent ito the private box from which President aware that ■ they are being constantly
174 AMT» 174 THIRD ST., 55 YAMHILL
PORTEA NI). OR.
ohe publislìéd illustratini? EV-
every energy to reach it. As I reached ' Lincoln watched the performance, where and closely watched, or not, there'is cer
BftYTHKÌG in- SEEDS,
BtlLBSandiPRANTS,TRUE
he was expected to remain . and prevent tainly 100 per. cent, less cheating now
the
turn
I
could
hear
their
yelps
right
TO NATURE.. FREE on
application.- Dow Freight
■behind me, and .could even hear their the entrance of every one except the than two years ago. Of the eight dis
Rates to the West.
heavy breathing. While I was turning members of the party.
charges which I just mentioned five
Kertta,up,‘Bras
As tiie play proceeded Parker, from 'were for cheating, or ‘knocking down,’
my shoes ene big brute in-advance of the
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the country there is serious
speeding me out onto the “mesa” (Indian throughout
danger of encroachments on the. liberty ferred to a dear friend of hers who
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move
will
be
to
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