Jhe . Spray
Jhurcjay Apr. 22 1915.
Published livery Thursday by
R. D. Prjck Editor and Publisher
Courier. wil1 rquirel to 1,ave .9 ncrcs
cultivated on his eutire 390 acres,
and all the plowing could he on
one of the two quarter fecfiotis. If
it be impossible to get that much
plow land on the entire half-sec
tion, theu it vill be Aiccetuy to
submit that fuct to the land ' office,
. and an inspection will he made by
eucriptiou, $1.00 m year. in--- nnt( wh0 wU report
.W??: I favorabjc" if he finds the cultir
." 'F""!finP f '', ! vation provisions of the law have
Ir'Wv r .'tee,, complied with as far as
ApyppTsjau 4.171
professional Cards 75 cts. per month
pisplay ads One Square 0.75 "
V pije-lourth column 2 .50 '.'
1! pne-haljrcofum'n f.00 V
7
One column 8.00
f3uineas locals per line first insertion
10 rents, subsequent 5 cents.
Special rates for longer Urne,
r!L''vv::.m , 1 ... . jviLr.';iMLi.lA.!L'ii'.'.!ai
FiKliiO Up n CJ.atlon. f Cataar ,Nd a Phont.
A curious Incident one occurred at Jylua Caesar niUm.d a ureiit deal In
Tattoo lit mi oloetlvn fir pnnllainent Jno.t knowlmc the Mephomi or at least
Sir Mark Wood. Who had been una of in not uslmr It If h knew iL Uu can
It inuinbtm for several years. Imd its ;.,, the telephone onttlnear attached to
111 Mlonjfue In the msrlhunent of LS12 jjljp Itotiiun poatofllee widen vurlnit, but
Sir William CouRreve. tli Inventor of without avail, to tret n Instrument In
tbe famous Coiijrreve rocliut." Tbe Hailed at tlm eiipltul mid at tint pal
Ifttter resumed In 181(1.' and the baro- eo. "1 am Intrusted by the emperor
net wished bl iiwu on to II It tlit vu- to say tlmt he does not desire these
cancy. 'There were only three voters onr!imtaii novelties, and so Thomas
ta the constituency- Mark, his son I Atvn Kdlsonus need not call iipilo
and hU butler, named Jennliiip-bui with bis uiiiirleliiu's apparatus." A
as the son was away and the butler tgna blunder! We can IiuiikIuu what
bad quarreled with bla master uu u- 'would bavo happeiiHl. "Hello, Ii!h7
iwrtunlty was afforded for a ahurular 1 Tiber! Is It thou. ArtemldoruaT I
rvvui;. JcuuIiiks refused to second ' underhand thou muRst nn up this
5Ur Mnrk'a iionilimtlon of ha mm and mornlns. Wh.it! Iietnlls of u niot
proposed himself, and a deadlock was ja not to the senate today? Hewnre
averteu ouiy ty sir Mark coinlm: ta ; af linutm? Co not near Cases T lllybt,
terms with the refractory butler, j m,d 1 thttnk tbee. Artomldoru. 1 will
whose nomination he denuded in or- iiwvo au extra jomrd put on Instantly
dr to Induce hlni to act us a Nucouder Uud tin tmispliMtum arrested." And
to bin sou. Matters I1iik' Hum put 0. nltuoiinh Artomldorus was nnablo
formally In train. Sir Mark nrrauired ! eive hla wtirnlinr In Dim ntn.. ha
! with JemiUiKsi thst the former's vote ; pue It over tlio tulepbono. and Cna
iahould tie alone given, aud the llnnl ir's valuable life aud with It tba for-
(Iff oi'er t his Column to 0111' '"to of the poll at ration's only jtuue of Koine was saved.-Krow "If
own cuiuesi moon iuiir; nmg iTot Illld Tlioucht of It" In Mtrnnd
oryi. 1; .letmuiRS tnit:), Most
ar
Questions and
answers
Men
and
Women
to sell thq nioct remarkable buriraiii jit the maga7.lna
wnild this year r !
Hwtlit l'ric
EVERYBODY'S $1.50 BOTH
DELINEATOR 1.50 mn
Total $3.0 0 $Z
A monthly salary and a liberal commission on each
oidvr. Salaries run up to $2o0 per month. No ex
jcrlcnee necessary. We furnish full equlpement free.
WK1TB FOR FAHTICUI.AUS TO
The ButterlcL Publlthlnit Company,
326 Hudson Street New York
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rayaoie in anynnce m cpcn cc. , .. .... ..... Snow les Crt.m.
! trailer to ask nni tuesfiiti. thfrff?rt
litre fit. ou- the Hjble, II ixtorif, rwj mluster Ga-.elto.
i any subject that trill be of inter
r.t . , 'icr t rfrrii n i. ..t"t.f ...... i . .
t--ftKV : - Miow lee creum-wiiat a Joy it used
iittmvereif ft our rentiers. to to the child heart:" Mother used
Tht? beauties of Oregon so
impressed Mrs. Lynette Ar
nold Henderson of Sioux
too. Nnture kindly lrulKhed the foun
Mututlue.
Funeral Souvanlra.
Weird funeral Nouvimlra of Dutch
grlRln were called "doed-koecks!" or
"dead inker" With it small bottle of
Citv, Iowa, that she recently
put these impressions into
words and tlnjse words are
the lyrics for the 1915 Hose riches of Egypt?
Festival sour.
suli'ect of a controvertible nature j to make It when Mhe had been Impor- j wine and a. pair of itloves two of tbeo
will lie ronsitlcreil or nuhlithetl a t,meU to "dlH lot ,:" h,,vo im" moro c,,," ! were Bl'nl br Wrt" "f hivltatlou to rela
, 'w ful. mom." The youth of todny. vr- ! lives ...d frli-nds whom one wanted to
we tlo not offer tins column jor ha pa. ,i0iw not newl that Joy. with ev- ;ttend the funeral. The original roclpe
the discussion of DoJmas or 1 crytblnic so baudy for buying -Store" j for tlieso cakes, which I said to be
rrreth but for the benefit ot' those h vnm' llut "eVtr rnn Ml,t h ,,,:,k0 i sutbeutlo. called for fourteen pound
" f ' V Tneoeneuotiu.s, ( ukv wiy tuuIllory ,lf of f
who t.esirr tnjormatum.J-.U.) earlier dish. It wa so eusy to make , ,K,ui,ds of butter, one quart of water.
Spray TlJater Tlorks
flates
7) wetting, SI 50 per month.
Srrigation, $1,50 permonth, for f -2 in
fdwcot 2 hours a day.
S?rt payable to 9Jfr. S,jC. Crott r jfttry 3Awn, m r
or (A 20th mtmtk.
BIBLE QUESTIONS
THE PORTLAND ROSE.
dutlon. and all that wna neceitsary wan
to add Mgnr uud milk. When a new
fall of snow cimn the children watch-
1 Why did Moses trive uu the ; ed anxtouBiy until it Imm'suio. deep
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enoKU to scoop up cuprnla of the crys
tals. Then it wan carried to mother
2 What wa Philip's answer B,,,l n,llk poured In and more anow
to the eunuch's first question? 'f "nU ,hen "'7 ';oun';1 ta
: anI innra aimtr iiiilt.r! until ttirtt-n ieaa
t -" 6 to do?
close
' pver wonderoiis snow-clad peaks, 4 By what is man to live?
. put west the gleaming waterfall 5 By what animal was the
In dazzling brilliapce leaps, Medo-Persian empire represented
ft timer (tiA ta'wif rtrtA I
. I K Whot hooot nnmn
gainst that animal?
I conflict?
8 What nation did the beast
represent?
9 What is usually symbolized
by the term watersi " "
10 What is symbolized by the
"little horn" which subdued the
ten horns?
breeze
From the fragrant forest blows.
. put west there's a wealth of glorious
bloom
put west is the Portland Rose.
CHfiRUS
The whole world knows tlie. Port-
land Rose!
V 'Its queenly air, its beauty rare
' -Within the heart which all en
shrine Xo other rose is half sp fajr,
Its tint the ellnt of sunrise shows!
Its soft blush glows! It gaily throws
Its fragrance to the passing breeze.
. -. tt .1 .1. !" Ti' .
j : i ne; jvno'e wora Knows ine rori
land Rose.
Put west there is wealth for all who
.v - " " ; ' 1 ;
.. .. come
-- With a rrnv unrl will
rt .
The orchards yield their perfect
' fruit.
The streams run many a mill,
there's precious hidden pre to mine,
Golden grain luxuriant grows.
' There's wealth in thehe'rjJs of peace
' ! ' 'ful kine,
There's wealth in the Portland Rose.
put west the men and wpruen stand j a? exceptional Crtse
t.'iviw ' 7 a v nit iiiiii 3 tun
They' bravely fight for civic right.
The -hardest task they dare.
: 'They , greet you with their out
stretched hands.
With' the spirit the west 'liestows.
, Their hearts areas pure, and sweet,
and gootl, :
As the heart of the Portland Rose.
Qu a-
Protection 3& to all Patrons.
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M. S. Corrigall, Prcjident.
J. B. Natter, Vice-President
T. J. Mahoney, Qithier.
Qyde Brbck, AmL Caihier.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK,
HEPPNER, OREGON. .
Inviteo your banking business.
If you have idle fundseither a large or a
R... J0y of Far. Owlfl. ! - . f Jff d l l
i am not n Keutieman farmer, with .them and issue our Time Certificate of Deposit
a ureat estate orer which 1 nde once , for either six months or one year, bearing
four per oent.
We have Just installed a new set of steel
safety deposit b(oxes in our vault. Persons
tracts, and a slight cut at once ex , Mnu "am M,,a ",r"' Bnd min ',n, ! having valuable DaDers to oare for oan rent
piiuua luto a round or ov bole. : ',ru' im ure, m uun uiuni mnui,--. hftvna Vtk iroor. at aaanoK1a
Hm...h -M..h 1 ; i his hure of me n.uh work, and much 1 1,11688 coxes oy the year at reasonable rates.
Uuues uulesH the artery be tied. When j of ,De enr 1 luu,', ,K culUvatlnjc other
aa artery la compleU'ly sovei-ed the cut I kiad ot fl,,u lhn0 tho ,na, "row
3 What are the scriptures able ' " fu" "ipfui. Sujmr wna nd.ie,t until
mo iiioir n .is ju.ti riKOI nllU I no mix
ture was placed out of doors until It
had becoino a half frozen muss, iind
thero whs the Jce cream! IndluujinolH
News.
two tonspooufuU of pearl anh, two
teanpootifnl of unit ui.-d one entice
of enrnway need. TheMe weitj baked lu
four Inch Hipinrea. then froeted and
marked with the Initial of the "d
purlin friend." foinetlines they were
eaten nt the fimeral dinner, but linn,
ally they were tuhen 11 way, like wed
dins cakes, tin aouvenlm. Mcny bakers
made a spwlalty of 'fuiierul cookery,"
oso baker lu riittndc!phln advcrtlHlng
the niclalty dh recuntly as 17 IS. Now
York Tribune.
A "nick" In uu artery Is sometimes I ,n "wnlle n,,d lc"v a" tUe nal work
more dangerous than IU complete aer- ! to m-T ""derllnjjs. I cannot think there
ttnir. tor ih nut. nf .r...ri. '. would lie jfi-cnt fun In thin. No: I Ilk
si 7 What was the result of the foraed uf.'u!'" I !"!!? ?'d..:!,h. "'JT.?
ends tend to turn In aud close the
tube. In the cane of a small artery
this closing sometimes needs uu ag-sln-ance.
In the cae of a biryur artery
tbe surgeon ties It at oncet and thu
clwca It for good. The .New York
Medical Journal reports two cumuh nt
cabbage and turnip, but tbe fun uf
I running come from being a real rnrnv
I er while you are ooe. getting clone to
tbe will, becoming Intimate with every
llvlnic thins, whether It be a pbint or
aclmnl; lovlnit your tomato vIimm and
raxplerry bushes, taking a real pride
Lincoln boHpital In which henioa:hai;ejt. In your egKplauts and your bruHxel
brvke out over and over Hitulii for '(protitrfi whether you get a prize for
era! weeks ta arteries that had !onfy"' tuem "at the county fair or not. Kev
Just been nicked and that were Anally : Dr. Frnncit K. Clark In Countrywide
healed by bcliix tied Just aa If they j Magazine and Kuborlmn Life,
had been severed. ...
A Reeipa For Ghoita.
It la generally understood that
Whatsis tlie firgt Jessqn of
life? There-would of course
be many different answers
to this;, question. . Here is
the way : James Ru3seH ' Low
ell put it and what he says
is worth, thinking about:
"The first lesson of life is to
burn our own smoke; that
is, not to inflict on outsiders
our personal sorrows and
petty morbid nss, npt to
keen thinking' Of ourselves! ally divisible Uitu'.Kroupu of uulta! ter'H firwt lennon nt cmkery scIkmiI. n
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A Question of Numbora. ! It la generally understood that "see
Herbert Spencer did not nuree with : In ghowtx" bt the result of Indlgextton.
the scleutlxta who favored the metric ; The following notes may Im nxrfiil to
system. He said It Is artificial and ; Hinateurs nnxlou.i to InvcHilgnte psy
unsatltifactory. ten lielug dlvlsilrle by j " ehnlosrlenl pheuonieiia:
only two numbers two nnd Bv--and lobster salad eaten after midnight.
In one case tbe result l tlfthH. which ' one ordinary gTinut with chains,
ere practically useless lu the everyday j Two Welsh rabbits and a mince pie.
life of the people. Tbe decimal system j oue uiyHterlous gray lady emitting1
In similarly objectionable, be rnuUmd- groitns.
ed. because It has an imperfect fonrth j Cold roant pork, mixed pickles and
and a more Imperfect third, both of : strong tea taken Immediately before
which are desirable lu onlliiiuy trims ! retiring, a genuine family specter car
nctlous. He reganled twelve as uue of ! rylng bis bead uudcr hN arm.
the inimr favorable nunibers. us-It' Is; A iMirtlon of cuke, result of daush
for (iopulur uk,
Established in 1887
Capital Stock, $IOO,OOCX
Surplus and Profits $40.000;
HOTEL; CROSS
yfoted as One of the SSest in Sntorwr1 Oregon.
0 SPECIAL ATTENTION CIVEN TO TRANSIENTS
C . 1
O. A. Stafford, Proprietor ,
SPRAY, - OREGON.;
i Tracing It Hack.
I. "Inquirer" says: "1 sm ranking a
' ' eollectlvu of the best examples of mod-
AB I WAS taKlll"; a . Walk ern slaug. What does 'double cross'
morning in April
9
3INN0TTS BILL NOT IN EF
FECT YET
Tq correct a general misappre-
isiou that tie biimottbill grant-
early one
I noticed two little barefoot
hoys on their way to school.
The smallest one stumbled
and fell; and "although he
was not much hurt he began
to cry and whine in a babyish
way not a ragularly roaring
boyish cry, as tho he were
half killed, but a little cross
whine. The older bov took
meauf
Glnd to oblige you. The slang you
mention is modern, but the source Is
'iussieot... . ,
. Caexnr crossed - tJse Unblcon. Then
be rrerotwed IL Tills Is cultel "double
erosulng tbo Hube." '
Shortly afterward the righting be
Kau.dcvclaiid Haln Denier..;
, jng additional liomestead rights is him by the hand in a kind
now a Jaw. and lor the information i aml fatherly wav, and said:! YonUers statesman.
yi uium: o! our reauers aneciea oy : ; , R , ;
Hio Proposal.
"Can you wiish clothes?";, asked the
sfnild youni lover. .
"What's thatV asked the surprised
maiden.
"Can you wnsh dlsbcsV . - ' t
' f'Say, I -thought this whh n proposal i
of ESHrrlage? What do you run. any- '
way a laundry or a rctstnurant?" :
troiiii of feaniouie Mood stained holv i
goblins wttb blue lights shining out of j X
empty eye AocUets. New York Jour- j
3S
Cleaning a Watch Chain.
Uold or sllvor watch chains can be
cleaned with a very ezoelleiit remilt.no
matter whether tbey be matt or pol
ished, by laying rheni for s few sec
onds In pure anuu ammonia. They
should then lie rlnwed In alcohol nnd
Anally shaken lu clean sawdust, free
from sand. hiUtntlon gold nnd plated
chains should be cleaned In benzine,
theu rinsed In alcohol uud afterward
shaken lu dry sawdust. St I.ouis Ite-publie.
wve urnr uownsntp j'tats
Corrected up-to-date showing names of entry men, dates of entry,
vacant land, rivers and creeks, $1.00 eaefc. A discount
of 25 per cenr will be allowed on orders
for five or more plats.
jCohJ Script Jor Sae.
at lowest market priees.
All kinds ol Land office Business attended to. over 'M years experience.
t
this bill, the Journal herewith pub- ,. ... , ,, 1 Easier Employment.
i; iu t t u . , i Whine; it IS a great deal better understand." "!.! tin. letter ear
Itshes the fact that the said home-j . .' . . . . . - In - a.l -i. , I
! to whistle." And he began in l T";.j: Z I I,:" I
" -
! "Yes," replied the vi.renior. . !
i "Well. itip; times have their dlsad- i
vnntrtBes. But rd'r:ii!t'r be a letter;-
carrier now than the.-r."-Washington
RtiH.
No Late Hours Thore.
Guest What possessed you to move
away olT here to the extreme edge of
the city ?
Most The trolley curs stop ruanlug
at V p in.
"Whit of that?"
Wait till you see my pretty daugh
ters." .New VorU Weekly.
JCv droit jCand Company, 77 A ai, Oroyon. .
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NOTICE
stead bill will not becom? a law uu
jil.June.j. 1915, as it was approved I the merriest way a cheerful
by the President March 3rd and : bov whistle, full of life. "I ;
can't whistle as nice as vou!
like all United States laws does
not go into effect until three months
'after its passage and 'approval.
"This law provides that a person
Johny," said Roy, "my lips
won't pucker up good." O
that is liHfnnsi vim 1m v nnt
who has proved tip oti a 160 acre! . ., n
homestead. and still owns it. cgn b 7, "
ake up another 160 acres if such j sa)d Johny, "but you try a
be adjoining his original home- ! minute and the whistle will
. .
Tkeir Division.
"I see where 11 -rii)itn;;4 lawyer h:is
taken his daughter Into partnership
j with 1 1: 111. Mow i!' Ibi-y divide tlli
; eusesV
"He t:i!;eR the M'iw-iiles, and she
1 the ilils-dtuiieauor.'" Baltimore Ainei
; lenn. '
ftea, 4ud will not have to live ou
tjhe eco;tid 160 acres: provided,
otvey.cj, tljat he U not the owner
pf any other land, lit qrder to, get tU
le tjO, tjbjfj ?eco.nd 6p acres, he will,
ava tq cuvate; .o acres of it, un
ijess fc had more than 40 acres
fultvated on 'his first 160 acres.
drive all the whine away ."So
he did; and the last I saw
or heard of the little fellows
that morning they were
whistling away as tho that
was the chief aim of life. Try
this when vou are inclined
It Hit Him.
"Tes." observed tbe egg. "my theatri
cs! venture wus 11 great success. I was
cast for the heavy villain srid made a
retnendous hlt"-St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Satirical.
Willie Willi- What's a "sntlrica!
tomb." pa? Paps Willi It's the fel
low who bnrrowH money ' of jon nnd
then l:!ds yitu about It whenever yon
meet. Pliek.
I 1
; The Retort Fatherly.
"1 wiint to marry your daughter,
love her." snld the suitor . j
"What urn !e y on 'ihliiic 1 don'tT i
replied her dad.-l'hlliii'eliihlii Ledger. ;
An Exception.
BIS No man ever succeeded tn hM
ness who kept wntclilng the clock
Vis Oh. I don't know There's ttic
train dispatcher B.-noklyn Ragle.
put the matter in a nutshell, he to whine.
, ... Ho Tnfles. 1 Skeptical."
Ocrtie-l wish to sliovv vitu -that i ; Not c)lt. m.ln , t!joI1HlU)(j w0 r, !
don t stjmd on trln.M.-Heleu (glanclnn 1 aown t0 the uottonl f th(J , t.aD!
i her fiM'ti-N... dear; 1 s,e you don ; ,ako lht! worM believe he did t foy j
-London Telegraph. axcn-.-Atlanta Constitution. V ' 1
iFALL AND WINTER
UNDERWEAR OF THE
BEST QUALITY MAY
i NOW BE HAD
HERE CHEAP
in furnishings a new line of
Imen's pants trousers shirts?
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I GLOVES BELTS AND UNDERWEAR
ABETTER AND CHEAPER THAN OVERALLS
KNIGHT'S FRESH BOTTLED GOODS!
1
iFarmers' Mercantile Co.!
INCORPORATED. v
SPRAY. OREGON.