The Spray Courier. e e ! Down with l'ree-Trnde; Stick to home-madf. 9 Doctor Wilson proscribed Free-Trade, im the whole family died. A ! Thursday Apr. 8 1915. Published Every Thursday by R. I). I'kjcj? IvtUtor an() publisher !iijcripUoij, $1.00 per year, in ! advance. hntrrrt i areoml-clna r"t 4pr ' I, IWI, at '.)im vomt.pltr t (t)rr. Orrfim, ' under f ha et of Coiiares. of Mart" S. IIP". ADVKJKTISJJiO RATiii ! f rofeaawnsl Carda 75 a. per month ; pi.ijilay Ada One square f0.7' " j " One-lourth co!uum ? 5o " j One-half column 4.0U " One column 800." , , . r A Jlgsiness locals r line first jnarition j Cell I 1 ng TOT AFl- jU edits, SUDseqncnj ten in. Special rates for longer time. j Payable in advance ta each case, j CLEAN-UP WEEK To Be Observed Proclamation EDITORIALS A motto on the wall W pood,' but ono in the daily ! walk is heller. ; Adam was the first nual Cleaning Is Issued by the Governor. Fining Up an Elsotlon. A curious Incident once occurred at Tntton nt mi election for parliament Sir Murk Wood, who had been ona f II niemh'fs for several years. Inul n his colleague lit the parliament of IS!-' fir WIIIIiiiii Coinrrcve.' tln Inventor of tli fiiiiiiiua "Conrever ris-ket." The latter resigned 111 1SU1. mid the baro net wished his own in till tlit vn uincy. There were only three voters lu tint constituency Sir Mark, his son Olid 111 hutlcr. named Ji'Uiilnx-l'iit as tlii son waa away an,) tin butler hiul quarreled with lit muster iui n portiiiilty was afforded for ii singular I rVMI. Juillllllp refused tu SCVOItll i Sir Mark's nomination of his sou ntid projioaad htmsalf. nrjl a-deadlock was Inverted only ty Sir. Mark coming to term with the refractory butler. whose nomination im aeeonded In or j der to Injure lilm to uct "as a seconder ' i to 111 son. Matter being thus pu: ' fornmlly In train. Sir Mark nrntniwl ; with JciiuIiirs that the former's vote : should be alone jriveu. and ttii Dual ! state of the no" at I'atton'a only ; known content t"d finis: Wid (Tory. I: Jcutiinirs (Whti. 0. Wwt- minster Gazette. A? a leriod every is devoted to hou pnnj cleaning in our individual households iii)qge. and as the needs of cleaning Snow Ice Cream. Snow tee crvnm what n Joy It nsed i to be to the child henrr: Mother used 1 to mnkc It when she had been liiiir- timed to "dls ict us have one more u; j ful. mom." The youth of today. vr- haps, does net need that Joy. with ev i erytuiuc m handy for liuytni; -stun?" ' Ice crvnm. But never can xueb mak( ' nhtft tal:e away the ruemiry of the enrlier !bh. It nas so ensiy to make creation, hut !-! and renovating are especially too. xtura kindly fumishci the foun oi (iod in litvers are the final image of (rod in (Jhrist. ff- Energetic prayer is educat ive and effecti ve.hut the ener gy of grace is effective only n experience. t ! apparent m tiie spring in all branches of life; and as it is ; entirely thing that special attention he given the pro-; i motion of such work- Therefore, I designate- the week of May 4 to 11 as "Clean-up Week," and I Russians have often been ! earnestly urge Oregonians to set aside that week as a time when thev will devote dation. and nil that was necessary wan to add usnr ami milk. When a new fall of unow came the children watch ed ansiotiM.'y until It hrmme deep enough to sctwp up cupfnb of the crys tals. Then It was carried to mother and milk poared In and more snow added, an-! then more milk poured in mul more saocr addi J. until there was a fall cupful. Snzar wa ad.led until the taste was Just rhrht and the mix ture wa placed out of doors until It bad become a half frozen mnM. and there was the ke cream! iDdiauapolut News. If Caatar Had a Phana. Julius Caetiar uilNsed a great deal la Dot knowlun the tuleihone or at least in not using It If he kuew iu vhia etiu ee the telvphone eritflueer titXachtnl to (he Roman noNtoilW eudearorlut;. hut wltliont avail, to trd an liistiinint lu itnlled at the cnpltol uiid at the inli ne. "I a ui Intrumed by till einpvror to say that he does not desire these hiirlHirlan novelties, and ho TIioiiuu j Alva KdlHontm need uot vail auaia with his mauli'lan's umratus." X tlnal blundt-r! .Wecau luiaclue what would hare happened, "tjclks I'JST Tller! Is It thou. Arteliitdorus? I uii'.lt-rKtaud thou Mli'st ni up this morning. What: tk-talls of a plot? JJo not to the senate tislay? lie ware )t Itrimis? t!o not near Casoa? Ulht. sod I thauk thee. ArteuiUlorus. I will have an extra cuard put ou Instantly nud the conspirators arrested." And io, although Arteiuidorus was uiiable to Klve his warning In the stn-et. he cave it over the telephone, and Cae sar's valuable life and wl'b It the for tune of Home was saved From "If They Had Thought of It" lu Strand MuiRiztne. Funeral Souvenirs. Weird fuueral souvenirs of Dutch irlin were called "doed koeeks." or ,""dwid cakes." With n small bottle of wlue uud a pair of glove two of these were seut by way of luvliatlou in rela tives uud frlrmls whom one wnntetl to attend the funeral. The orlcliutl recipe for these cakes, which I said to lie authentic, culled for fourteen pounds of flour, six Hunds of sturnr. rtve pouuds of butter, one quart of waier. two teuspooufuls of arl nsh. two leaspoonfuls of salt nml one ounce of caraway seed. These were linked In 1 four Inch squares, then frosted mid j nwrke-.l wl:h the Initials of the "de j parted friend." Sometimes they were 1 eatco al the funeral dinner, but usii ally they were taken away, like wed dins cukes, ns souvenirs. Many bakers made a specialty of -funeral cookery." J one baker In Philadelphia advertising tlie specialty as recently as 174& New York Tribune. Men and Women to sell the must remarkable bargain in the uiaga.iii woild this yi.tt Rcunlar I'rioe EVERYBODY'S $1.50 DELJEATOR 1.50 Totol $3.0 0 BOTH $2 A monthly salary and a liberal commission on each otdet. ulaiies run up to f2.r0 per month. No ex jeiien4e necessary. We furnish full equipement free. WKlTi; FOR r.YHTlCUl.AKS TO The Butterlck PublUhlnii Liompany, 326 Hudson Street New York ay 2later Tlorcs Sprt Rates )witli'njt S 50 per month Srryaton, SA SO permonth, for 1-2 in fawcet 2 hours a day. S?n ayaiff to 7rt. S.C, Cross or jfvtry SAown, So for tho 20lk of taeh monA. oh or 3iro Protection 3ffi to all tPatrons. M. S. Corrigall, President. charged with cruelty, but at least thev have done onei humane act. The first thing attention to improving the they did when they had cap-ilhvs,cal appearance not only , formea of manlJir uss tured the fortresS-Irzemysi;f their own property, but : Nicked Artsriss. A "nick" in na artery is sometimes more dangerous than Its complete sev ering, for the coats of arteries are ;ssnc. which con cut nt once el- l'erniysl. Rsl Joy of Farm Owning. I am not u gentleman farmer, with a crest astute over which I ride once In awhile and leave all the real work to my underlines- 1 cannot think there would be treat fun In this. No; I llkj to take hold with my Portuguese man acd plant and spray and trim and prune. Tu bo sure, he does moiu iliac bis share of the rouh work, uud much of tba year I must be cultivating other kinds of fields than those that i:row cabbuco and turnips, but the fun of fartuliii: comes from bt'liiK a real farm er while yi.u are one. cettiui; close to was to simplify its name to 1 01 ineir communities, as, through which the nemon-hase coo- sucn action win oe oeninciat , , 7 . ." : an artery Is completely aerered the rut not onlv to general health i ends tend, tu turn in mul clone the ' ,.i 1., t... t... : .. ' tube. In the case of a small artery Do VOI1 seek "the rreat.a "appujc., uui u ; ma closlns sometimes uceris no asslst- .. rpi Icreasing the beautV of OUrecce. In the case of a tarver artery i : 'he soil, becomlnc lutlnmie with every Opportunity f there IS nOr 0 S tne. ,orReon ties It at onre and Una . 'Wiff "'Ins- whether It be a plant or j ' closes it for guod. The New Vork animal: lovlnir your tomato vines and raspberry iiusnea, tawing a real .pride n your e'plauts and your brusscls sprouts, whether you jrot a prl for j them at the county fair or not. Iter ; since, as a certain has truly said' "You can find; novel trt Snrf.l, lon.r nr f.ar purruiiimiugs, wm auu .-,!ieriauy 10 ine attractiveness . rejrt w cases .1 injinsier. . f Uncotn bospiui la wbicii hemorrbuires ui liik fia LP. t .... 1 i - t us fUL .J. r i u uu u v r-i miLuta lur M- . . ' Ml Wtew In artrl fht hit .mlv 1 1 ' ll.i. .1 .1.:. I.lil. 1 , . e - It precisely Wljere you are( J'aie.i mis 1.111 Uity OI j,wt len nlrked and thnt were flo-iily noy." ; In the present, not March. 1915. ; a" " ,b ' - , had beuu aevered. in the future, in the little1 J A M Y,i WIT H YCOM Ii E, ; not in the large are we to;Govt,rnor of ff 0re?on nnt tS" with tilld and be and UO OUT best j k the ctoitit.i who favored the metric ; . 7 . system. He sakj it to artificial and SUGGESTIONS FOR CLEAN- "f!eiory. ten Wnj dlvWIMe by q q ozity two nom;rs two ni livi nurt , , , , ! UP WEEK, MAY 4 TO 11, 1915.H it h fifths, which 'Alike: JifgOrra, an 1 Ud ! are fmnW.lj meU In tle everyday to o-n tln-ii ii,. wti(,(U iu life of the ptr.le. The decimal system tO gp till U the WOOqs ttltj , xallarX, Wtlo!, he Cfmtetid- other night where Casev was -a,(e away all the ashes; tw-aw tt na r turiyet fourth 1 u w land trash from your back yard wf a rows- fKrrfe-t tfefr.!. t.tn .,f murthered last year an irnmtelv. f flipv mv i liauntpi-1 on' he-. ... . -w rexflKl tMr t;e f j , 1 to the dumping roanL !il T n'dllrtxl Ixilrivuril tlif' Dr. Francis E. flark In Countryside i Magazine and Kuluirlmn I.I f o. and our greatest. whoje way. Pat Yes, an' what for wuz ye afther doing that? Mjke Faith, man, so that I could see if anything wuz cumin' up beliijit me. & j What is there really worth j while in life any (i' , v,'heth-: 2. Suggest to several men with teams that they drive thra the alleys with p. aij?r. CLEAN UP WAGON, on their wana. People are only J) glad to pay jsuch a man for haolino; their i trash away. i 2. Burn all rubbish that will burn. 4. Clean your vacant fots and aliey-ways. titr rvwisf fa,rMe nrtfr:f, a It I easily itffMM toC vrv.t r.t quits Trie? H '.'- rty- " ttt mafcint; a eofW-fiow t eta jji-h of jivkV : ertt ititttm. W(wt JntE rtti' M& tn fOftx rm, Tfe sfciaz Ton A Rseipa For Ghosts. It Is ieficrally understood that "ace In irliosts" Is the result of tndlestloti The following notes may be useful lo sniateiirs uiixlous to Investigate psy choloslcnl plieiiomena: Iilitcr sftlad eaten after uildnlchL one ordinary u!iot with chalna. Two Welsh rabbits and a nilnce pie one mysterious (fray lady emlttlmf groans. Cold roflf iirk. mixed pickles and stroua tPa taken Immediately before retiring, a genuine fiimlly si'istcr cur-ryln- his head under his iiriu A P'-rtl'in of cake, result of daugh ter' first lcoii at cookery school, a troup of fearsome blood stained holt gnhliiiM with blue lights shiiiimr out of empty eye Aockets. New York Jour fin I. J. B. Natter, Vice-President. 1 T. J. Maljoney, Cashier. ! Clyde Brock, AesL Cashier, FIRST NATIONAITbANK, HEPPNER, OREGON. Inviteo your banXing business. If you have idle funds either a large or a small amount we will be pleased to reoeive them and issue our Time Certif ioate of Deposit for either six months or one year, bearing four per oent. We have Just installed a new set of steel safety deposit boxes in our vault. Persons having valuable papers to oare for can rent these boxes by the year at reasonable rates. Established in 1887 Capital Stock, $100,000. Surplus and Profits $40,000. HOTEL CROSS Tfoted as Ono of the Rest in Sntorior Oregon, a SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO TRANSIENTS. D - O. A. Stafford, Proprietor SPRAY, OREGON. SBlue Print township Plats Clsaning a Watch Chain. Cold or sliver watch chains can be cleaned with a very excellent result, no tsmtu-r whether they be matt or pol bdied. by laying them for a few set- 1 a IX Correctcl up-to-date hhovinj namea of entriiii-n, dates of entry, vacant land, rivers and creeks, 1. IK) each. A discount of 25 per cent will be allowed on ordera for five or more plats. UZand Script for Sao. at lowest market prices. All kiud3 ol Land office Business attended to. over 30 year experience. Jtudaon jCand Company, TjMo 'Dalits, Orvyon. V 3 Cr.tf4.tl' U ff&frts Then rnvl (n pure nui nmnmiila. They ii Itirrli tit 1mttlk1k fin Ait mm i i wr ii. , - . 5. Make your street and park ihe I'ritish Heekly answer: , , . ' , , . ' , . . iwk ax tnm ana wen Kept as possible. ''Anyope can carrv Ins bur tlen, however heavy, till pight fall. Any one can do jij wurli however ban! for DUO day. Each one of us cap liye sweetly,, lovingly, purely, till the sup goes down; and this is al that Ijfe really pieans." The best commentator we have ever consulted was an aged, com moii-sepsev spiritually-minded farmer who daily read and -meditated on the regal truths of the ihhi. , His touch brought heavenly fire from every verse and solid comfort from every page op the Hook of books. It was an inspiration G, Refrain from throwing old paper, banana, and orange skins ; into the streets!. i 7. If your store front fa dirt' gy, paint it. 8. Plant some grass and flow-: er seeds to make your home; beautiful. 9. If you have unsijfhfly old : buKKlea or traps In your back yard, remove them. ! 10 Clean out the alleys back ( of the business houses at once. 1 11 If your walk is an eyesore to those traveling over it, repair it or build a new one. 12 . If there are unsightly old turnhled-down sheds, on your lots, tear them down and remove them. They detract 'from the beauty of your home and town. tv r(-rri4t'ft. TT.f i extfrtt "dont.le Tiy.tTi:f tfee lilt' y Shortly ftnrr ihm tztttlnx be- Mi Prsxvsl. "Can ytm wnrt, vhtbmV tv'ttA the timid fttnt.2 Snrr. "Vt'tiat' thaty asked th snrprt3ed "Can ytrt wp'$ "nr I fh'AitfM Hi wit a prtijnt of tuarfla'jf'i Wtutt do yf run. any way a lawndry ' restaurant?" VwikeW ffafasrvah. Easier Employment. "I iider-f;:nd." .iu the leijer car rier, "that some of 'w' niiclent did all their wr!(lrif on r"k and bricks. " "Ves." r:lle; the p!'ofitr. "Well. lhce llmi-a Hi-ro their disad vantage lint I'd r;'!licr Ik- a letter carrier now than th.-n."-Washington Ktar . . should I ben be rinsed In alcohol and finally shaken lu clean sawdust, free from sand. Imitation void and plated chains should be cleaned In ben.lue. then rinsed lu nlcoliol and afterward shaken In dry sawdust. SL 1-onls Ke puMlv. Na Late Hours Ther. Ciiesl What swsnsed you to move away off here lo Hie extreme ede of the clfj ; Hott-The trolley cars stop runiiliic t l' p 'ii "What of thai?" "Walt thl you see my pivlly dauuh teis."-.Vevr York Weekly. OQO(KKKX10000QOOOOOOaOOOOOOCKCHKK)00(KKXKWOJOOOOW s IU CE o 8 o - ... . - 1 it Hit Him. "Yes." observed the c "niy thontrt, cl venture was a Ki'cal siicceis. I wna . ?ast for I he heavy villain and maia H remeiiihius Itlt-"-St lHils 'Post-Pla-" patch Thair Division. j "I see where a criminal Irtwver has j taken his daughter Into partnership Willi him. Ilov. ,df they divide the j ease"'" j "He lakes the fellow-liles. mid she the niln deiiieiiiiors."-l!iilt;more Amei' lean. . I . i I Satirical. Willie Willis-What's a "sarlr!e:! touch." pa? Papa Willis It's Tie fel low who horriMVs money of you and then kids you about It whenever you meet.-ruck. The flotort Fatherly, "1 want to marry your daughter. 1 love her." -aid Hie suitor "What mil lie you think I don't?" replied her dad - Philadelphia ldser. An Exception. PAr,So man ever succeeded In bust lies, who fci;i wntchiiur the clock Pi Oh. I du'i know There' Hie train dispatcher Brooklyn Kale, to hear his pointed explan- jOpen spaces and fresh air are iition ami his plain, clear , better. expositions. Oh, that we all j !3 had. a deeper insiirht into Part By all to help means, do your make your town No Trifeo. Gertie 1 wish to show you that I don't stand on trlHw.-Ilcleii glancing nt her fecf No. dear: I see you don't, London Telegraph,. Gkeptiesl. Not one man lu a thousand who rolls j down to the bottom of the hill can ttmko the world Isilleve he did It for ; ?xerclse. Atlanta Constitution. FALL AND WINTER UNDERWEAR OF THE I BEST QUALITY MAY i NOW BE HAD ! HERE CHEAP! IN FURNISHINGS A NEW LINE OF f MEN'S PANTS TROUSERS SHIRTSg Prti -it mo nr i t-- A Mn l uinrritwr nl ULUvco DC. I i o .ainu uiNucnwtrtn BETTER AND CHEAPER THAN OVERALLS IKNIGHT'S FRESH BOTTLED GOODS? i i Farmers' Mercantile Co.! INCORPORATED. SPRAY. OREGON. s g v Q 8 3 cleaner and more attractive, th." truth! i