The Springfield news. (Springfield, Lane County, Or.) 1916-2006, April 30, 1931, Image 8

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    TME KELLY KIDS
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WITH YOUR TALENTS YOU COULD B E MARRIED
TO A RICH B ID D E R -A N D I KNOW JIST THE ONE
FOR Y A ! SHE'S COMIN' HERE TO-DAY AND I’LL
FIX IT UP FER YA. HER 5
T i! 3 ® S
NAME 1$ MRS. S E E FLATTE
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MAYOR AND SHE LOVES J
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YA-AS.' I'M UST LIKE A BOY
BUBBLIN’ OVER WlYH VlM,
PEP ANO E N T H 0 0 2 1 2 I2 2 M
YOU MUST M EET MY BROTHER,DENNIS
KELLY,MRS. MAYOR. REMARKABLY WELL
PRESERVED JlST LIKE YOU. AND OOZES
S MUSIC AT EVER Y PORE
OH I ADORE SNAPPY MEN’
A MAN 13 AS YOUNG AS HE
FEELS, W KNOW ' f l ] “ “
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DOVvANNA LOSE
1 UNCLE PINNY ,
OH,UNCLE D IN N Y ! I FOUND YOUR
L iver
“
pad under your lumbago ,
I massacer ! (—
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J MUSIC IS
MEAT, DRINK
AND RAIMENT
=s TO ME .' p—
as I WAS SAYIN AFTER
I TAKES MY FINE MILE
RUN EVERY MORN IN I
FEELS LIKE LICKIN’ J,
— > DEM PSEY/ J - T lf f i
OH,WHAT A SPLENDID
dancing P artner you ’ d
MAKE? SO ATHLETIC AND
EVERYTH IN S */------- — " "
OH,UNCLE DINNY.' ITS TIM E TO TAKE I
YER RHEUMATISM MED’O N E .' i— y
THEY ALL BUT
CRABBED MY
GAME*
I NOW 5TAY OUT-
[S ide the house
THE
IDEAR
MY
WORD
H’ M ' BOYS MAY F IB B BUT
D U M B A N IM A L S DON’T? T
Y’SEE,MRS. MAJOR, THE K ite
WILL HAVE THEIR LITTLE
JOKES, YOU MUSNT MIND
THE PLAYFUL LITTLE CHAPS
TUT TUT,MAN' DONT BE A Q U IT T E R .1 YOU
M E FER K E E P S .' , STILL HAVE YER STRONGEST CARD.' IP YA PLAY
THAT SAXOPHONE SHE CAN’T RÇ£lST YA.’S H Ü I
. FERGIT EVERYTH’N fiY“
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DtCUA TAKE CAtE
T hey ’ ve queered
0 THE SAXOPHONE
“ ITTLT im ?
UNCLE
D IN N Y
HAS
FALSE
teeth !
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RIGHT IN ITS WAY BUT MUSIC. L
IS MY GREAT HOBBY.' AND ’
[ din my has ]
/ F lat fzctt /.
OH, I PASSIONATELY ADORE
A SAXOPHONE.' DO PLAY.' I
EVEN MY FIRST HUSBAND
NEVER TREATED ME
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COULD DIE LISTEN IN £
twyou
need A
NUR$E
YOU W ILL OBSERVE THAT I P¿ A Y
WITH CONSIDDABLE F IR E A N D .
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SAY1 IF YOU WANNA
MAKKY ME OFF YGOTTA
G E T RID OF T H E M r-
K ids F irst
they ' re
cured !
W u « u > C o im i P u n t in g C o , S t L ouis . M o .
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