The Springfield news. (Springfield, Lane County, Or.) 1916-2006, April 02, 1931, Image 8

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THE KELLY KIDS
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AND BEFORE I LEAVE
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SJRE MOM 5 HOMF
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THOUSAND OOMS OF ENERGY GOES UP
NOW I HAVE H E R E MY PATENT GENERATING PLANT
WHICH ABSORBS THE ROCKS, TURNS »T INTO POWER
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THE FLUE W HICH COULD B E U T IL IZ E D
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GET UP AND SHAKE YOURSELF TOGETHER.'
rouse yourself , from that lethargic state .'
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