I maaät v T 1 LAUisHtW KT. "TßANGODN Well s’r, I have to laugh whan 1 think about what happened to a shipmate and me one time when we were ashore in Rangoon, a seaport in southern Burma. We were strollin’ around, U k ln ’ In th' sights, when we spotted eome elephants e a rn in ' whoppla* big teak- wood logs on their tusks and puttin' 'em In piles My shipmate s a i l it would be k bloomin' lark to take a ride on one o' th’ leather - skinned critters. Just th en th* native boss of th' o u lllt th a t w as in charge o* th* elephants hove 'Iona- side o' ue with an oily grin on his money-face and said: "You likes ride slum funtf" Well, e'r, th* upshot o* th* business was that we climbed aboard one o' th* big fellers and were off, with th* bloomin' elephant rollin' like a ship in a heavy sea. A ll at once th' mon­ key-faced boss yelled: "Ka s a i n !" That must have meant, "get a move on" to th' ele­ phant for he started to run. Again that dingbust­ ed native yelled, "kasin il" tF W , V 'S tB LUBTW -? ww’ That elephairt just natur­ ally dug his toe-nails into th* ground and lit out, w lti us diggin* our fingers into his tough hide and hangln* on for dear life. And worst of all, that foxy old ele- uhant was headed straight for th' river. Into th* river he went, and we with him When th* old i »scsi came to th' surface th' natives on th' bank o’ th' river were laughin' fit to kill That's when my shipmate and I figured th’ whole business was a put-up lob. When th' elephant wad­ ed ashore and we slid off his back, th* monkey-faced boss said th' elephant was a great Joker Well e'r, we couldn't m - v th* Joka, But a minute later we did. Th* elephant was standln* right behind th* native boas, with a twinkle In bla little eyes. A ll at once he raised his trunk and landed a hefty wallop on th* boss's head. Wow I It was funny to see that native's heels go up Into th* air- My ship­ mate and I roared with laughter That dingbusted elephant was soma lolcer. -4 H I M - * v o v l ik b u m w o e O H E L O M F M H T , ^ ------- FELLA. — FLQMFOMT VELLV Boss ? I I Y wk X C p x i'l f 3 ? J ’ M tT » 5 V S OOULO S ttB M B wow ’ r~ WOT V H S C O O K tH KAZAK K a \ KAZAN! KAZAN ■l W W T H * Q tttT T C R * M A c F -tH * F O W . T H ------- - f c i V B & J , P - - ___ *x^'*’**^ • 4 O W . W O T ** H IM K V A .x' J f Jr ¿r IT T , S L O O M IN FELLA ELUM FOHT WOT *1 F W O .T W W W 'f» A STO RM , ftQ B W iN G - rr& a UJHATVA WB C A ftB ,- < i » T T H B . - v ilS H T W OJAB SO M E TH IN G ELS.F B U E 'Ü t N Ö . jo VOM <5 A L U < e r \ t — x e s . ^ o r uoBMB G ot V © mare pop. S H E L T E R U jh S "D o oi B T i l l F \e VHAT- ? sn I A n r r G t f f N o ■ to p A nc * o o a N B uJ F L 'M V E U vMtLL GET S O A X B O DAW CLOUD scananio bv B ill M frc H Iu - < T H A T 'S THB T a F F 'J S H IS G U A R A N T E E D H o T * io S H R J H U .