The Springfield news. (Springfield, Lane County, Or.) 1916-2006, December 05, 1929, Image 14

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    F irst , my pear
BROTHER! J—
DANGER'
OPEN
SEWER
AFTER YOU, MY
PEAR PINNY J
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YOU KNOW
A LOTTA I
SW ELL ‘ H
DAMES,
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THE KELLY KIDS
fCOULD YOU DIRECT 1
ITS PO LITEN ESS as does
IT, ME LADS! I USED TO BE
SOME LADY KILLER WHEN
I WUX YOUNG AND ’ TWAS
BECAUSE I WUZ A POLISH*
\ E D GENTLEMAN. JUST
L KEEP YER LAMPS ON
M E TO MRS. K E L L Y 'S
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REGARDING O U R
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M E A nd you ’ ll LEARN
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TOM
AH, FAIREST FLOWER IN THE
SARDEN ? YOU BEHOLD IN ME
MISTER KELLY AND IT W ILL
ÖIVE M E THE KEENEST pleas
U R E T o ESCOURT YOU TO THE
PRESENCE OF MY DEVOTED
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ah , lovliest w eed in T he
SWAMP? ARE YOU OUT FOR
A GOOD TIM E OR là YoUR
SPOUSE IN T H E HOUSE? .
t
IN THE GARBAGE CAN 1 MY
SPOUSE GOT A SOUSE IN
? the house r — "
HOW d ' te
\6 I T THAT WAY?
oh . sir : BOYS
WILL BE BOYS,
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[ allow me to assist Y ou up
T he S T E P S A N D O P E N THE DOOR
YOU ARE
N ot these boys ?
SPIELICATED TO MEET
YOU, sw e e te s t morsel
SO KIN D,
FOR THE D A IN T IE S T L IL Y OF THE
MR, KELLYj
VALLEY? TIS A DELIGHT TO BE
these whelps will
BE CON$ARNED
' hyenas ? (-------'
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S E R V IC E TO
1
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W ELL ÛIT SQUARE
I
FOR THAT
[ walloping )
C MON? RUSTLE
this job along
Aw,
w o t s T h e
h u r r y ? h e ’ ll
J L .
BE IN THERE
FOR AN HOUR
NOW FILL ’ er up with
WATER AND PLENTY OF
SOFT MUD, THEN SPRINKLE'
some SAWDUST ON T op #r
mebby this ' ll
take the wind
O U T OF H IS Z E P
OH, MR. KELLY.1
A SLIGHT PUDDLE*
Y our , politeness
S imply over ­
w helm s —
'
i wouldn ’ t have Y ou
soil Y our little toot ­
sies F or the world ’
p p , thank
'
Y o u 1 art
ALLOW ME TO ESCOURT
You t o t h e g a t e , m y
LITTLE BON BON .' ÇW
OH WAIT A
MINUTE.’ WAIT.1
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YOU DID! You KNOW
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