FAQ« TWO THH SPRING FXraZ) NWW8 THE SPRINGFIELD NEWS Published Every Thuredey at Bprtngtleld. Lane County, Oregon, by T H E W IL L A M E T T E PRESS H . K. M A X E Y . Editor. ■Stered as second class m atter, February 14, 1903 at the postofflce, Springfield, Oregon O m Marriages in Oregon during 1927 totaled 7362 and divorcee 1117—an almost two to one ratio. Oregou next to Nevada is the leading divorce ratio state in the union and New York the lowest. Poverty and divorce cannot be said to go together as the congested center» of the east have the lowest divorce rates. Liberality of our laws in­ stead of the unagreeableness of our people must be blamed for our high divorce rate. • M A IL S U B S C R IP T IO N R A TE year in Advance-------I L 'S Three Months ____T8e • • ECONOMIC CONFERENCE OF AGRICULTURE SLATED Those present at tit« annual meet­ ing of the Isno County Agricultural Council hold In Eugene last week, voted to conduct an agricultural econ­ omic conference, February 17 to 23, In the form of a aerlea of commodity daya, according to O. 8. Fletcher, county agent. The tentative achedule for the week la aa follows: Monday. February IN. Livestock day; Tuesday, February 1». Horticultural day; Wednesday, Febru ary 20. Crops day; Thursday, Febru ary 21, Poultry day; and Friday, Feb ruary 22. »airy day. The executive committee of the County Agricultural Council will have general supervision of the confer­ ence The Lane county Horticultural society will be In charge of the pro­ gram on Horticultural ilay, the Lane county Dairymen’s association In charge on Dairy day, the 4 H club Poultry association In charge on Poul­ try day, and special committees ap­ pointed by the Agricultural council for Livestock day and Crops day. On each day there will he talks on production problems and a discussion of the general economics outlook for the crop or commodity under consider atlon. Specialists front the Oregon Agricultural college will assist the County Agricultural Council In con­ ducting the conference. The officers of the County Agricultural council and the county agent hope to wake this series of meetings one of the most successful ever held In I^tne county. Create a good market for the products of Ore­ gon farms and mills and you have solved the pro­ T H V R S » AY, D E C E M B E R 20. 1928_____________ blem of state development. We can all have our share in helping to do this. Eat Oregon grown products whenever possible and use wood exclu­ CHRISTMAS FOR THE CHILDREN’S SAKE sively instead of substitutes. This would be a Christmas is the children's season of the year. good New Year's resolution for us all. • • • It Is for them to observe Christ's birthday. While older folks like Christmas too and get some pleas­ King Micheál of Rumania, aged six, has ex­ ure out of it, it is doubtful if the custom would pressed a preference for mechanical toys that hare survived down through the ages if it were “don't have to be pulled on a string.” Perhaps the only official ever known who shows a ten- jjot for the children. dnecy to dislike wire-pulling. No Christmas is quite complete for children • • • Without there is a Christmas tree with glittering Delegates to the Carnegie Institute convention decorations, candles and do-dads galore. There Should also be wreaths of holly and other greenry. at Pittsburgh envisioned houses built entirely of of the fragrant smelling variety. Cranberries and coal. If it's the kind of coal some of us have been getting, we may be sure these houses won't bum popcorn on strings can not be forgotten either. down. In such settings the youngster likes to hang up his stocking on Christmas eve with the belief that Every tramp seeking shelter at the poorhouse 6&nta Claus will remember him in some way. On his awakening Christmas morning it is a big event > at Chelmsford, England, must submit to a cold whether there is one or a dozen presents left by . shower bath. This automatically, we presume- solves the problem of overcrowding. Santa. • • • While old folks are usually glad when Christ­ Quantities of soap have been discovered in Mos­ mas is over the younger ones look forward to it cow bearing the portraits of the Czar, and the from year to year. Russians are greatly shocked. What we wonder W hether Christmas has been bountiful in gifts at is how they came to notice it. • • • or not we can live in the knowledge that the chil­ M Y O LD SCHOOL B ELL dren of today may be cared for even as the Christ Einstein, discoverer of the Relativity of Space Child was loved and cared for by His mother, In memory I sit Mary, long ago when he lay in the manger in | and Time, says he is on the ever of making a new And hark. I hear announcement that will shock the world. But no Bethlehem. A sound to my soul one who can undestand Einstein could be Gone many a year. shocked! Although college enrollment has increased by Faintly at first. leaps and bounds in the last 20 years some au­ Then stronger It swells. A singer returning from South America says thorities now declare it is reaching the peak. The As borne on the breeie, one of the favorites down there is “Alexander's year 1928 with only two per cent increase in en­ Its message it tells. rollment is the smallest increase since the war. Rag Time Band.” Now we know where all gotwl little jazz songs go when they die. ’Twas the old school bell. Falling ofT of the birth rate and restricted immi­ • • • I was young once more: gration are beginning to be felt in this country, It was ringing to me, and are assigned as causes along with economic O. P. Grab, millionaire silk maunfacturer, has As In days of yore. conditions especially in the agricultural sections presented his million dollar business to 14 em­ Of the countiy. ployes. And yet they say names are an index to Telling me then, character! As It swung to and fro; Of life's brightest hour Up in Salem the chamber of commerce enter­ So long. long ago. tained the new settlers at a luncheon. Had quite Definition: A politician is a man who blames —W. J. Beals. a crow’d too. This should be something to be it on the weather w’hen the crops are bad and then Considered by other chambers of commerce. It takes the credit himself when they are good. “W H O ” • • • Surely would surprise the natives as to how many new’ people come into a community in a year as There's one thing that's Radio music from a pot of beans Is a new one, well as creating a hospitable spirit and help to A bothering me— the nearest to radio without a radio anyone has Who puts the things make the new comers contented. • • • gotten before is static from their flivver. On the Christmas tree. Oregon State college received $27,200 from the Why does ma lock French policemen are thinner than they used Student body of that school for giving the New H er closet uoor York University a beating. Football has them ail to be, says a news item. Probably reduced while When packages come tourists. backed ofT the map for sportsmanship. Think of dodging the American Up from the store? • • • any other organization paying that well for a And. Pa too, whispers beating. Rumor has It that Lindbergh is about to marry. Kind of low e e e We always felt he had courage. To ma about things • • • So I won’t know; 9000 girls in Ireland have joined a modesty crusade and promise not to wear short skirts. We A Londoner is attempting to flirt with a girl on Then looks at me jnay prepare ourselves now for a new influx of Mars is what we call playing safe. As If to say, Irishmen to these shores. • • • Mx M onths______________ 11 00 • • 8ingle C o p y ________ be • • An Iowan has chucked up his business in dis­ gust because he has been robbed 6 times since 1914. Chicagoans have it all over him in endur­ ance! • • • More of us could be innoculated with the germ “Oregonitis.” THE FUMBLE FAMILY On March 1. over »1.000,000 will be required by the city of Seattle to pay on its white elephant, the street rail way system, municipally o.vned. For this, Seattle people : pay Just as much to ride on street cars that they wouldn’t I have If a public utility owned them, as they would pay If owned by a private corporation. They get poorer service ! on worse cars over rougher lines on dilipidated streets i and pay Just as much for It. that they would ever stand for if the lines were owner privately. - calls ine '‘silly.'* I have seen him with other girls. He Is quite nice to me all the time hut often breaks dates with tne, saying he Is busy and I don't think he Is. I guess 1 am silly, hut I Just can't believe lie loves me and I certain ly would like Io believe so. Do you think he loves me? DOUBTFUL W ell, Forget H im ! Dear Miss Vera: I broke off with my aweetheart after he had been very mean Io me, then took him buck again, lie was very nice for a while, then was Just aa mean again. Whut shall I doT I’UZZKLED Dear Ihitxled, It Is best, I think. 1 for you to forget hint entirely. You Dear Doubtful, your question Is verv gave him a chance—he didn't make hard to answer How can I he sure good. If you continue with him, you may that I am right If I tell you that lie expect no different treatment. Don't loves you. or vice versa? You do not he foolish If you kreaklng off with tell me enough about hint. him last time dlil nut tench him a les­ Ilill this I can tell you do not bn son, he must he Incorrigible. unduly suspicious Seeing him with other girls menus little nearly every­ Show Your Friendship one knows a good number of people Dear Miss Vera; of both sexes, and when you merely I am going out with a young see your friend with a girl yon have man about two years my senior, no reason to Jump Io the conclusion who has now quit speaking to me ihnl he Is Involved In any kind of an He sold ray actions make him think I am angry at hint. What ' affair with her. Also, dear Ihiuhtfnl. | It Is very possible Ihnl he Is really shall I do? "busy" when he breaks dates with M AR Y. Dear Mary, Just show your 'rlend- you. ship In every possible way whenever "No matter where I hide," sighed you do come In contact with him If you ure ns sweet and pleasant as you the leopard. "I'm always spotted.’’ can he, and make him feel that you One Sunday morn, the pastor no­ really like him. 1 am sure he will no ticed a new member at church He longer have that altitude. went over to talk with the newcomer. "Well, well, Im mlghly glad to te Boubts His Sincerity you. Rufus. Guess you'all haven t Dear Miss Vera; been to church In a good while.“ I am much In love with n young "I had to come. I need strength.” man three years my senior, hut answered Rufus "You see, Il s this I doubt that ho loves me He tells wuy. I'se got n Joh whttewashln' a me that he does, but somehow I can't believe him. When I tell ' chicken coop and weedin' a water­ melon patch." him this, he laughs at me and M erry Christmas We wish von all a Very Merry Christ mas and lots or Happi­ ness this Yuletide Season. • • • • • For the late Christmas shopper we still have some beautiful Christmas boxes. Our Candy, too, will be the sweetest thing on yovr Christmas tree. F G G IM A N N ’S * —4 "Where lha Service « Different’’ "Now sister, please Do run and play." • A talking motion picture on the underworld We can’t understand the psychology of a mer­ might be termed a “speakeasy.” chant or banker who expects local people to pat­ ronize him 100 per cent and then sends to a mail S E A T T L E W H IT E E L E P H A N T order house for his printing. (Corvallis Gazette-Times) • TMITRRtlAY niC t'FM R FR 20. 1 fl'.’K Just why should they Be fussed up so, And try to show To me, you know— That Santa brings The things to me And puts them on The Christmas tree. —W. J. Beals. O p tic a l G ifts Glasses for Christmas. Everyone who wears glas­ ses needs an extra pair. You are struggling with your Christmas ist? Se­ cure one of our gift Certi­ ficates. What could you give that would he more useful than glasses. We look forward to the pealsure of serving you, and with best wishes re­ main— By Dunkel Or. Ella G, Meade O p to m e t r ia t W A T T S O P T IC A L C O . 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