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THURSDAY. SE1TEMI1ER 27. 192X
THE SPRINGFIELD NEWS
THE SPRINGFIELD NEWS
PaMlaMag tv s ry Tkaraday at
Sprtngflald. Lana County. Oragoa. by
TM C W IL L A M K T T C P R IM
H. E M A X E Y . Editor.
Iterad a« second class m atter. February St. 1903 at the
poatofflce. Springfield. Oregon
M A IL S U B S C R IP T IO N R A TE
Ona year In Advance--------»1.75 Three Months __
• t x M o n th s----------------------„..»100
Single C o p y
THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 27. 1928
Orders have run considerably ahead of lumber
shipments for the past several weeks. Shipments
also have been greater than production Indicating
that the large stocks on hands are now being
reduced. If this condition continues for man?’
more weeks the lumber business should be nor­
mal again.
a
a
amie lodge wa< In charge at (he mau
•oleum and Itev Morton L Itoaw of
the First Christian church conducimi
the funeral servie««.
Home Education
"T h s C h ild 's P ira t School Is ths F am ily'*— Frostisi
Issued by th« National Kindergarten Association, 8 Weal 40th
BtreaL New York City. Theas article« are appearing weekly In
•NO HUNTING'* and Trespass
notlcea printed and for aale at Ihn
New» Ottica.
a
IS C O R P O R A L P U N IS H M E N T S O M E T IM E S N E C E S S A R Y .'
Antique collectors are now seeking whiskey
bottles for preservation among their rare items. "All aboard!'' called little Ethel, as I »cent-.-,.' I n ii nut tiu c that the purent
76c with the contents removed.
Well, many would **he n“‘,d,’r »"'ned the imaginary who make» iinrcn-tonuhl,- demand > ’1
the c h llil w ill meet coiin I i i i i i I v grtiwlnt
-* c |to glad to furnish the bottles if allowed to under-
* he*> of •'*"' tearing car.
take the task of removing the contents!
"Time to come home.'' broke in d ifflcu ltle a . m ill tliu t punishm ent fo r
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a
a
a
Mother'« voice .
CALL AND HEK Dr N W Etnei v
on prices on plate» and other work tr
Business is
Good
lack of com pliance, however sucee»»
"Oh. no. Mother. 1 can't," unawered fur for thc Him' being, »III nilmi.ii«’I-
EARM RELIEF—HOOVER S OR SMITH’S
Remember if you haven’t registered you can’t the driver. "I can t «top the car yet." fu ll of It» purpo»e mid convict Ihe
or vote after October 6. ___
Also .. if „ von
A Smith’s farm relief program is that if he is register
_
__ "We’re late," »aid her mother. purent of Injustice?
nominated he will call together some men who 'haven't voted in the past two years or have moved hastily approaching the fast-moving
know more about farming than he does and ask into another precinct you are not registered ami "car". Seizing her little girl's hand, JOHN DARROW. CIRCUIT
she pulled her from the bench. Having,
them what to do. Smith admits he knows noth­ can not vote.
COURT BAILIFF. DIES
"We're awfully lute. I didn't realize
ing about the business of farming but still thinks
More and morn automobile
what time It was We have to hurry. ’
he can solve the farmers problem.
Reynoldo Luza. European fashion artist, says Ethel whimpered for a few minute«, John II. Darrow, 76. tor Ihe pa«t 111 driver« are learning of (he »up
Herbert Hoover says if he is elected he will
a woman cannot acquire charm until she Is but »oon all her attention wa» ab­ year» bailllT of the Lune county clr
erlor qualities of General Guam
cause the government to organize a corporation that
thirty or more. Evidently a stunt to get women sorbed In trying to make her little cult court, died at the Eugene hospital
hue Loral people put roll I Se Us
to market the exportable surplus farm products to
tell him their right ages!
early last Friday inornlug following
leg»
keep
puce
with
Mother's
long
regularly and visitor« look for
that keeps down the price of all commodities.
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stride. “Please don't go so fast," «he a long nine»» J iih I before hl» death
the green sign» They've been
Hoover as director of the European relief before
he waa reported feeling much belter
murlnced by their home stu
and during the war and food administrator in this
A New Jersey insane asylum Is to establish a
two or three time», each time
wua preparing to leave the lie >
country has directed the distribution of more beauty parlor as a curative measure for its pati-1 rec,,v,n< ,h*! 8“,n*‘ '"»patient reply, and
lions.
(vital nhortly.
farm products than any other one person in the ents. Evidently believes the patients can float
1 1 tell y °u 1111 l«te!"
We Invite everybody to try
During hl» boyhood he lived In
world.
back to sanity on a permanent wave.
After what »eemed to Ethel age»
Washington.
D
where
lie
oliaervetl
General
Gasoline Drive In here
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and age», their atreet loomed Into
Contrast these two methods by which the presi­
and w ell give you both good
,
view and then their apartment house President Lincoln during the critical
dential candidates propose to solve the farm pro­
gas and giMwt service
We're
The proposed Nation-wide Air Taxi Service "Thank goodness!” cried Ethel » tired day» of the civil war.
blem, and the experience of the two men. Any
H I m nenre»t »urvlvlng relative» are
always on the job and glad to
logical fanner can't help but vote the republican may be a good thing, but think of the poor air little leg»
«erve you. Both of us.
ticket this year if he wants something done to taxi drivers who won’t ever be able to make traffic ••» cun t walk upstair»," .h e an two niece» who live In Washington
Stops.
nounced aa they came to their house. state.
relieve farm conditions.
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w.
.. answered her mother.
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He wa» a M iinoii and a member of
“Nonsense,"
A woman in New York state had to pav a $15
caB'1 c,rry “ Krea‘' bl< *lrl
Jh m E m "
f Un*'ral ,errlc'* wrr'’
CONSOLIDATING COUNTIES
fine for throwing a kiss at a police seigeant you Hurry up’ now "
‘‘ y ’ “ ‘ *,M“
",B "r ”’
Tennessee and some of the other eastern states Luckily, it didn’t hit an innocent bystander
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can',!"
cr,ed
E‘he'*
fallln*
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ln",rn”
nl
"• ,h'
have reduced the expense of county government
The Ma
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a disconsolate heap on the bottofn Hope Abbey mausoleum
recently by consolidating counties. There are
step.
some counties in Oregon that might well be con­
With the democrats mixing liquor and religion The mother scolded, argued, pleatl-
solidated and not make the work burdensome on in the national campaign its a good year to vote ed and, a» a last resort, tried to make
county officials. In fact many of the coast coun­ a straight ticket. Straight Republican !
a game of the ordeal, »howlng how
ties and some in Eastern Oregon would have
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dolly walked up the stairs, and trying
neither the population nor the taxable wealth of
The importance of the Negro vote is Just one ' ‘° *n<,u,'e Eth#‘, ‘° ™n * r,ce w',h
Lane county were they consolidated in pairs.
While our Fall Term has already begun. It is not too late
mnro
ee,l«ef„t feature , of this presidential
,, . / , cam- ^ . y v kitten. All of no avail! Ethel
more coioriui
When Oregon became a state modes of travel paigU
“ «-•«»*
»tuck to her gun», tearfully Insisting
to enroll, us we will have a new class beginning
were slow, there were no good highways and few
e
e
e
I that «he couldn't walk any more.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 1
railroads. The automobile was unknown and the
"All right, then." »aid the mother.
airplane undreamed of. Now we have all these
Norman Thomas, Socialist candidate for Presl- "stay there," and up the »tep» »he
things and people living 50 miles from the county dent, wiil probably urge the country to get back resolutely walked,
seat are actually closer in travel time than those to “Norman-cy.”
Ethel, left alone. now thoroughlv i
IT S A GOOD SCHOOL
living six or eight miles away 30 or 40 years ago.
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hysterical, began to cry louder and
A. E. Roberts. President
Miner Bldg. Sept. 4
Fewer counties and better paid county officials
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»till louder. Her mother heard her
Telephone 666
Eugene. Oregon
would reduce the cost of government consider­
? lr
!’ years has been born to th»- „u the way up-stalrs. Between w«»-
able in Oregon.
Merritt family of Toledo. Ohio. Well, luck can’t rjlng a„ wh,.lh,.r Ethel wa» ca tch .’
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last forever.
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a a
mg cold, and a» to 'what the neighbors
School enrollment indicates that Springfield is
would think. Mrs. Mann was almost
more than holding her own in population. There
Italy is to receive two and a half million dollars ',l"»r»*‘t»*<i -v ,'‘r about « quarter of
are more children enrolled than there has ever in taxes on bachelors. Probably no taxes have an hn,ir' "h<’ '’°",d ’’’'‘H'1 *’ no
been. Consequently there must be more people ever been so cheerfully paid.
and hurried (lou e to th e unhappy child
living in Springfield than ever before. There are
Picking her up. »he stood her on
Keep a box of Egglrnann’s Cough Drops on hand d u r­
very few vacant houses despite the fact that new
her feet, und placing her right foot
ing tin* fall and w inter months. When cold o v ertak es you
houses are being built all the time. It can be
on the first »tep, said. “Now put the
safely said that Springfield is keeping pace with
other foot up.”
preven tth e cough with a few cough drops.
the rest of the Willamette valley in population in­
Ethel remained Immovable, all her
crease.
Her
EgRlmann s ( ough Drops arc the best on th e m arket.
I was kinder disappointed in Al's speech of acceptance energy being used In crying.
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| I thought he was smarter than he is. I thought he would mo,h’‘r » " ■ 'he refractory leg n re­
They a re not only made and sold in Springfield but a re sold
sounding blow, repeating her com­
The production of women’s cotton stockings refuse,
and used th roughout Oregon. Otice you try them you'll
mand. This time It was obeyed!
dropped off in two years from 1,795,600 dozen
be convinced.
pairs to 727,880 dozen pairs. Not hard times but
Ju8t ,hink how much b iw r man Al wou,d have b*“‘n lf "Do you want more or will you walk
prosperity has caused the slump in the cotton he had refused- ,f he gets elected he win be only one out up?" screamed the overwrought
stocking industry. Women are wearing silk and i °f ,thir,y t*13' 8 ,lpid presidency But if he had refused mother.
a few of them are following the new styles of no heii
the first in history to do ,liat—and probably the Gasping with fright, the little girl
ascended the stairs. But »he could
Stockings at all.
‘
:laat-
With Us
“A ” Street
Service Station
IT IS NOT TOO LATE
EUGENE BUSINESS COLLEGE
Don’t Cough This Winter
Witt Trogers Says—
F G G IM A N N ’S
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“Overheating the home not only wastes the
fuel but invites the family physician,” writes a
beat expert. It’s safe to say in this climate more
people overheat their homes than do not have
sufficient heat to keep warm.
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A course in cooking is now being given to aspir­
ing doctors at John Hopkins University. If their
^
in.8 exLe? sih 'y ; .these
future doctors may drum up a lot of trade for
themselves.
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Now that Zogu has been crowned King of Al­
bania, another of our misconceptions has vanish­
ed. We always thought Zogu was the name of a
Boda cracker.
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The Prince of Wales started for a tour of East
Africa wearing a derby. Campaign managers,
please note!
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Recent announcements place the number of
speakeasies in Philadelphia at 13,000. No wonder
It is known as the quiet city.
"Where tho Service I« Different"
A Democrat is naturally windier than a Renuhl’can eat no dinner, and It was hours before
He out of office more and he has more time to think u she <o'.»ld go to sleep. For that mat­
things to say. All a Republican has to say Is "Well t am ter, Mrs. Mann ulso had lost her up-
I In. try and get me out.” While with a Democrat he has pet'te.
'But you Just have to resort to
to say something that will get the Republican out and also
j cori oral punishment with a child like
, that win get him in.
that,” she announced to her husband
A1 said he would taka the nomination because ‘‘this Is later In the evening, when »he was
the country that had raised him from obscurity to the regaling h :n with the events of the
j
d’deBr h“Ve
Do you agree -with her. or do you
There is awful few babies
very well known at weaning time.
feel confident that little Ethel could
he managed without friction or
The part of his speech that kinder hit me wa» where
he said that If he was elected ho would have our govern­ RELIEF FROM CURSE
ment quit messing around down in Latin America. Li
OF CONSTIPATION
other words If a Marine went sight-seeing he would have
A Battle Creek phyalcrc. snys, "Con
to pay his own way.
stlpation Is responsible for more mia-
Al is honest about farm relief. He says he don’t know a ery than any other cause."
corn stalk from a jimpson weed and that a tractor might
But Immediate relief has been found. ’
be a mouth wash so far as he Is concerned. AH in all, Al A tablet called Rexall Orderlies has
did a mighty fine Job of promising. Now I think my plat­ been discovered. Tb'a tablet attracts
form is more constructive I will make mine up after I water from the system Into tho lazy
get In. Nobody knows what thpy might want by next dry, evacuating bowel called the colon
March anyhow. —WILL ROGERS.
The water loosens the dry food waste
and causes a gentle, thorough, natural
movement without forming a habit or
ever Increasing the dose.
Stop suffering from constipation.
Chew a Rexall Orderlle at night. Next
day bright. Get 24 for 25c today at
Flancry’s Drugs Store— (Adv.J
Have A Good Laugh With The Camera Man
T K « < -O o o r
Sed^n
Stupid because they need
spectacles.
Because Pontiac Six offers In fin itely m ore than
o th er cars o f comparable price, over 350,000
Pontiacs are now in use . . . It is the lowest
p n e e d six o ffe rin g th e s ty le, c o m fo rt a n d
silence o f bodies by Fisher. It is the o n ly lo w -
xx o ° ,fr rirl K a. 186 cu* in ' enK‘ " e w ith
the G -M -R cylind er head. It is the o n ly six o f
its price com bining the advantages o f cross-
flo w ra d iato r,o f foot-controlled headllghtsand
o f coincidental transmission and ignition lock.
I t is such features as these w h ic h are so im pres-
si - w hen Pontiac Six is compared w ith a n v
o
r car o f sim ilar price. T h e y typify t h c ex-
ccptinnal quality and value being b u ilt In to
this low-priced G eneral Motors Six. C om e in
— and learn how m uch more you get for your
m oney w hen you buy a Pontiac Six.
Defective eyes will re­
tard any child’s progress.
fue»
tuetat
y rn e ru P la n u o u ila b l« u t
FAILED
AGAIN
nn,
nitritrnurn rale.
Give your child a chance
to advance before it's too
late.
W.R. DAWSCN
M ain Street, Springfield
'on't run for a doctor— you're not seeing things,— the camera man did. Calm down. P re tty L illia n
M - lig e r , at the extreme right, seems to have made the camera man go wrong. The first picture Is of a
film beauty, Raquel Torres— it's easy to see where the naughty camera man was looking. Johnny Brown,
also of the films, is the only male sufferer In this cameraman's spree. His legs are certainly long enough
to reach the ground. T h e second picture is of a young lady who may have got that way eating at board­
ing houses. W hen T e x Rickard sees this, he may try to sign her up— her rc a t.. heats anything he ever
“ seed” before. No, you don't need new eyeglasses— hut sojnebody needs a new camera.
Dr. Ella C. Meade
O p to m e trist
WATTS OPTICAL CO.
No. 14 P Ave. West
Eugere. Oregon
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