” AGF TO U R THURSDAY JUNE 28, 1928 T H E S P R IN G FIE LD NEWS THE SPRINGFIELD NEWS Published Every Thursday at Springfield, Lane County, Oregon, by TH E W IL L A M E T T E PRES8 H. E. MAXEY, Editor. E n te re d as second cla ss m a tte r, F e b ru ary 24, 1903 a t the postofflce, Springfield, Oregon MAIL SUBSCRIPTION RATE One year In Advance------- $1.75 Three M o n th s ____ 76c ntx Months............................ »1.00 Single C o p y ______6c TH U R SD A Y JU N E 28, 1928 A S T E P IN T H E RIGHT DIRECTION EDISON AT EIGH TY-ON E H ats off to T hom as A. E d iso n ! T he g re a t i n - ! ventor has ju st outlined a plan for tw en ty y e a rs ’ i work. He is eighty-one. T hat is quite an a d v an ced ag e for a m an to 1 begin work in a new field. B u t Edison alw ays has been unlike o th er m en. Scoffing a t old age, he is Do ladies, p re fe r blondes? personally supervising th e c o n stru c tio n of a new If not, w h a t kind of m en do they chem ical laboratory in w hich he will c a rry on ex­ p re fe r? A n sw ers to th e se questions tensive rubber experim ents. He plans to develop an d se v eral m ore a re found in le tte rs n em ergency ru b b er in d u stry in th e United w ritte n by g irls on "M y Ideal Boy,” tates. re a d la s t S u n d ay n ig h t a t a special T he inventor has in m ind new devices fo r use se rv ic e a t th e C h ristian church. in e x tra ctin g rubber, it is said. He is devoting his H e re 's one of the le tte r s w hich one entire tim e and efforts now to th e stu d y of rubber of th e g irls w ro te: and its possibilities in th e U nited S tates, and ex­ If som e scientific fairy could invite pects this stu d y to keep him busy for th e next m e into h is m ag ical lab o ra to ry and tw en ty years. say, “ Upon th e s e shelves, properly We hum bly extend o u t best w ishes to Mr. labelled, you will find all th e ch arac­ Edison, and c o n g ra tu la te him on his discovery of te ris tic s th a t m ak e up h u m an beings. the tru e secret of longevity— being so interested S elect th e in g re d ie n ts you desire, in som e w orthy w ork, so w rapped up in it and place th e se in th is couldron and .n fascinated by it, th a t one sim ply h a s n ’t th e tim e fifteen m in u te s w ill a p p e a r th e em­ to stop. J bo d im en t of y o u r choice.” I believe How m any of us a t e ig h ty -o n e — provided th a t 1 1 would begin w orking a t once. we reach th a t venerable a g e — will be fo rtu n a te I would choose a cap su le first fo r enough to be able to look fo rw ard to a ta sk of h eig h t. H e m u st be tall because I tw enty y e a rs’ d u ratio n ? am tall. H e should have a good head, Springfield Gill Describes Her Ideal of a Husband F ifty per cent of the uncom pleted sta te h igh­ w ays in W estern Oregon are in Lane county. The W illam ette highw ay is the only one th a t work is being done on this year and th a t is with county m oney. On m ost every job th a t has been done in L ane county by the state th e county has partici­ pated from 25 to 50 |>er cent in the cost. Lane county has tak e n a broad view of th e s ta te ’s road program with the idea th a t when her time cam e she would have com pleted her portion, w hich is the largest In the state, but it new ap­ p ears th a t Lane co u n ty ’s tu rn is going to be last w ith a g e n ero u s bum p fo r affection and it is doubtful if there will be sufficient funds Eugene, is sh o rtly to e n g ag e in an “open a n d one for to leran ce. H is being dark to com plete the whole program . 'o p e n S u n d ay ” cam paign, th e issue com ing b e ­ o r fa ir would m ake no difference to I C ounties which have sent citizen delegations to fore Both : m e- P rom th e sh elf labelled “E yes,” J , „ the people a t the N ovem ber election. ------- -------- th e highw ay com m ission m eetings repeatedly the open and ’ closed ’ S u n d ay su p p o rters are m y choice w ould be brow n and i s u p -1 have gotten the lion’s share of road im prove­ gath erin g d a ta as to w h a t E ugene people do on ' pose it w ould be b e tte r to choose m ents in m any cases with little cooperation in re­ Sunday cam paign, th e issue com ing be- | brow n h a ir to go with the eyes. Facial i g ard to costs. dance halls along th e hig h w ay s in Lane co u n ty c h a ra c te ris tic s a re ra th e r im m aterial T he form ation of a county .road com m ittee a t now o p erating on S u n d ay w here th ere w ere none i alth o u g h I would h u rry to g rab up a , th e m eeting of the Lane County C ham ber of j a few years ago m ay a c c o u n t for w hat som e of | hom ely nose, a s b eau tifu l noses d o n 't Com m erce T hursday evening was a step in the her people do. seem to belong to m en, and he should rig h t direction. This com m ittee to consist of one h av e a crooked m outh to keep him ’ m em ber from each of the five C ham ber of Com­ “A m an p ast th irty is in capable of love,” says from being vain. m erce in Lane county and one from the G range Dr. Will C. D urant, noted scholar, philosopher and T h a t is th e sk etch of th e p o rtra it. ! and F arm ers union will have as its chief duty the w riter, and he set out to prove it. T he question , Now, to put in th e tru e in g red ien ts u rging of the com pletion of Lane co u n ty ’s sta te is now how m any m en p a st th irty a re going to b e -1 t0 brlng out Iights and Bhadows- per if ___ t «... « r o o fr .»«/I .n . highw ays. If it is as successful as Douglas coun­ lieve | onnaH so n ality and color, „„-l and it. th e j- indication : him. of d e p th s th a t a re hidden. Cleanli-1 ty ’s com m ittee have been th en we will say th a t it is a good com m ittee. n e ss : Two cap su les, one of th e body ■ • • • ! “P e rso n a lity " and a th ick p u n g en t spoonful of “C ourtesy." S urely, th a t is all th a t Is n eco ssary a fte r I have added "B alan ce” w hich I seem s so capable of sm oothing th ese __________________________ I in g red ien ts into a com m on u n i t Will m ix satisfactorily. ' T here, I had fo rg o tten “ Common Now to pour on some oil of “Appre- S ense." T h a t iwlll F in ish it, 1 am sure, ciation for the A rts," a colorless liquid so I will now go back into my own labelled “G ood-Taste,” a dark, savory co rn er and w ait for my ideal to m at- bit of "D iplom acy” a spicy spoonful of | erialize. Editorial Comment. and one of th e m ind. Straight-for- i TURNING TO T H E FARM w a rd n e ss and honesty. S om eth in g to | m ak e him fe a r God: a divine spark. I C rim inologists seem to be tu rn in g to the use of ACCUM ULATED MONEY W ill P o w er: th e re g u la r size looks the farm in th eir efforts to solve the crim e ques­ In a re c e n t Issue of h is sy n d ic a te d colum n, “ T oday," too big, so I sh a ll tak e a tin y pinch tion. It is beginning to be generally recognized A rthur B risb an e re fu te s G eo rg e B a rn a rd Shaw , th e E n g ­ off one end to lessen it. th a t the wholesom e farm atm osphere is not a lish S ocialist, w hen he sa y s t h a t a c cu m u lated m oney Is H e re is a group of c a p su les of breeding place of crim inals. T here are 150 boys th e ro o t of all evil. g ra d u a te d sizes, labelled “ Love for a t B erkshire Indstrial F arm who have been salv­ B risb an e rep lied th a t It Is a c c u m u la te d m oney th a t has h is fellaw -m en.” I'll ta k e th e larg est aged from th e slum s of New York o r from dis­ h arn e sse d N iag ara F alls, b u ilt th e P a n a m a C anal, an d has one. rupted homes. T hese boys, who defied authority, placed au to m o b ile p ro d u ctio n on a q u a n tity b asis th a t has S elf-control is placed in a shadow y com m itted law less acts and gave indications th a t given th e A m erican people 24.000,000 inexpensive m otor c o rn e r: I m tjs t b rin g it out quickly, they would grow up to be thieves and thugs, have cars. le s t I should fo rg e t to put It In. S elf­ been sent to the farm to get th eir bearings in life. G reat a ccu m u latio n s of c a p ita l, lik e g re a t accum tila- is h n e ss: a little pinch of th e tin e st A fter several y ears a t th e farm , these “hope­ tio n s^o f w ater going d ow nhill, re p r e s e n t pow er. E lim in­ w ith tw o ta b le ts of g enerosity. less" boys have learned a tra d e and are equipped a te accu m u lated ca p ita l and you w ould elim in a te p o ssib ili­ piece, And h ere is a w hole sh e lf of habits. for life. They are kept from lauding in reform ties of h ig h er civilizatio n . O ne box labelled “C IG A R E TT E S"__I schools and ure m ade good citizens. He say s th e people h av e b ra in s en o u gh to w atch and hav e pushed it quickly aw ay. “ DRINK- It seem s to us th a t this is about the best plan co n tro l accu m u lated c ap ital a n d ta k e a d v a n ta g e of the have h idden it behind the yet devised for dealing with the “problem boy,” benefits co n ferred by It, q u o tin g th e s e figures to prove th a t c ing"-—I ig a re tte capsules. "SW EA RIN G — and th a t it should be universally adopted. It th e co u n try is p ro sp ero u s: In M ay, co rp o ra tio n s in w hich SL A N G ”. I'll tak e ju s t a pinch of seem s to present a m odern and Intelligent attack , m illions of em ployes a re s to c k h o ld e rs d eclared d ividends slan g , hoping th a t he will use d is­ on crim e. . of »347,900,405, and in Ju n e d iv id e n d s w ill to ta l »500,000, c retio n . W h at silly h a b its som e of T his m ethod of handling juvenile delinquency 000. th e s e a re ! S u llen n ess—J e a l o u s y - H c e illH to affirm th e belief held by m any th a t su ch i T he first of Ju n e, th e to ta l n u m b e r of perso n s em ployed ' B ragging B roken P ro m ises — these delinquency is m ore frequent in the big cities j by all D etro it m otor c a r fa c to rie s w as 359.073, h ig h e s t 0:1 la s t a re v ap o u rs In bo ttles w ith In- th an in the sm aller towns. reco rd —real p ro sp e rity .—T h e M a n u fa c tu re r secu re co rk s— no w onder th e se c h a r­ ___ t l y ---------- ' -------- -- ------ -— — ------ ----------------------- --------------------------- a c te ris tic s s te a l into tho b e in g ' cf e v e ry person! A n o th er shelf. "H um or (Good and B ad) placed in a row : Two capsules of good, % cap su le of bad, Tor v a ri­ e ty ’s sake. H e re a re som e c h a ra c te ristic s in b o ttle s u n d er a big sign. "T H E S E A R E F IN IS H IN G T O U C H E S: S' T H E O TH E R IN G R ED IEN TS B E ­ F O R E ADDING T H E S E ” I m ust stir ge n tly , hoping th a t my fa rm e r choices I grocers, dniggiete. hardware, departm ent stores and Standard O il Service Stations. Packed iu kits (w ith improved Philco Batteries $2.00 For your old Battery on any Gen­ uine Philco Battery. For a limited time only. No. 116 Bar Grid, $11.90, less y o u r old battery, $ 9.90 No. 116 Diamond Grid, $17.50, less your old battery, $15.50 No. 116 2 year guarantee, $2250, less old battery, $20.50 Wm. Rodenbough Garage 533 Main Street Springfield Phone 95 Herbert Hoover, His Family and Birthplace marriage and divorce B O T H IN C R E A S E . R E P O R T I GENERAL ^E L E C T R IC Refrigerator T h e General Electric Refrigerator keeps milk and j sweet for a week. It keeps all foods till you 3117 divorces In O regon in 1927, a c - ' co rd in g to fleu res ju st com piled by I th e I nited S ta te s d e p a rtm e n t of coni m erce. M arriag es in creased 3 9 per cen t over the p revious y ear and divor­ ces increased 1.1 per cen t o v e r a s im ila r period. I* lg u res for L ane county show 489 m a rria g e s In 1927 a s a g a in s t 461 In tlie previous y ear. D ivorces in 1927 n u m b ered 138 a s com pared w ith 134 in 1926. want them. It is the economical refrigerator T h e re w ere 7362 m a rria g e s — costs little to run. It is quiet, simple, roomy and absolutely portable— install it anywhere. See the many models— come in today Mountain States Power Co. C arl O lson and Mr. and Mrs. H arry W h itn ey and d a u g h te r w ent wild b la c k b e rry picking on the W illam ette Shinday. Jo n e s Boy H u rt— L aw rence Jones, 10. son of Mr. and Mrs. "81" Jones, receiv ed a cut on th e hack of his head w hile playing la s t w eek-end. 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