TH U R SD AY. AUGUST 20. 1925
In Confidence
In from Thurston— Mrs lia r hara
TE N C O M M AN D M EN TS OF
| F a c t Cut by L im b - A falling tr<
lim b cut a large gash In the lower Stoddard » aa In town T uesday from
T H E M A IL ORDER HOUSE Up of Ja c k 1*011 of Fall Creek Mon T hurston.
Discover« New W onder o f the Sea
1. You »hall s ill your farm pro­ day.
•lo re O perator lit—lls-i» Hklnner.
duce for cash, w here you can. for we
operator of the dance pavllllon and
buy nothing from you.
Leaves tor N ebraska— Mr« Jam e» store at (he llunw ’ii auto park, la III
W h a t Makss for Psrsonal P o p u la rity f
3. You shall believe tn ua. and M cIntosh left Tu>” lay for Newburg, at the park
beat because we do not know you w here ahe will visit a son. after which
Dear Miss F lo :—P srhapa to you j
personally.
atie will retu rn io her home n Hchuv
Ooab to P ortland— W. II Adrian
my problem will »»em like the silly
3. You »hall »end your money to ler. N ebraska. While here Mr» Me
left W ednesday m orn'ng for I’orltom l
trouble» of a baehful girl. To me.
ua In advance, ao we can buy the Inloah visited her son, Alec M elnlo.li for a short bualneaa trip
Ho »III
though It 1» th e g reatest trouble In the
good* from th e factory
with your and her brs’thwr. M M I'eery.
world. I am nin eteen year» old—and
re tu rn Ihl» evening
m oney; you may have to wall a few
p ractically w ithout friends. I meet
weeka but th ia to our bualneaa
m any people, but for some reason |
method.
can h a re no g 'ft for conversation, and
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You shall get help from your
when I am tn a crowd. I am strlk en
nearest city or village to build good
dumb. I have been told th at It Is
roads, »o you may e a a ’ly haul our
only self-consciousness If thia is so.
goods from the depot, but do not ask
The regular fall term at the Eugene Bualneaa College
how can I overcome It? How can t
help from u t— we don't help to bull I
begins on the above date.
,
open an Interest ng conversation? I
good road«.
Other enrollment datea are Septem ber 8. 14. 21.
am so lonely and crave cotnpaionshlp
6. You may buy church bells and
All Inquiries for Informal ion promptly answered.
Madge.
a lta r uten sils from ua. and send the
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money In advance—th a t's our rule.
EUGENE BUSINESS COLLEGE
W hat is the m eaning of self-con­
A. E. Roberta, President
d.
You
ahalt
get
all
the
help
you
sciousness. Madge*
Is It th at you
can
from
the
bualneaa
men
of
your
a re so conscious of yourself th at you
Phone 666
992 Willamette St.
Eugene. Ore.
neighborhood; although we may have
m ake a wall around yourself and
m ore prollt from you than they have
leave yourself hungry and alone and
It la against o u r rules to give to your
d esperate? No, Madge. I do n 't think
chnrche*.
yours a little trouble. Your problem
7 You »hall convert your n Ig'i-
is one in which we are all Interested.
bora alao to your faith In ua. for we
W e all know th e lonel’ness shyness
have room for m ore money.
a t J hunger for power and charm . We
8. You shall look at t h e ’pretty pic-
all w ant folks to like us and depend
p.trea In our catalog a» often a» you
Bv ARTHUR BRISBANE
upon us. W e all w ant pow er over
can. »o as to stre n g th e n your desire
th eir sp irits—and the only way those
Mr. Beebe, back from scientific travels and deep sea 6Xph>l»l- | or
y> u do not need, but * b ‘<h
Chins a re to be had is to break th at
tion, tells of strange fishes of the deep sea.
jvou may o rd e r with o th er go,.da to
wall.
fre gtit. Send ua all your ready
Brought to the surface they expand and die of a disease , save
la all those lonely hours have you
cash ao th at you may not have any
ever s ’opped io study out why some like the "bends” that kills workmen suddenly coming from cat-
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left to bit.
e -itles from you
girls and boys are so popular? It sons under high air pressure.
1ealcr«.
isn't because they are good looking.
Deen sea Osh carrv lights to a ttra c t their prey, and to Identity 9 You shall bellow In u* ra th e r
because som e of the p rettiest girls
a each other. The male sometim es carries one. the fem ale two '•»»» >> “r
'«•' i>u«i’ ••„» men. for we
a re unpopular and some of the hom-
want your trn
W e g e t to hr mil
liest have many friends. It isn't be­ lights, and vice versa.
llannlres on your support
Don't b-
Certain fishes < t.rrv and control colonies of light-giving ba-- ,
cause they are clever and witty, be­
cause the very w itty peopre are often teria within their own bodies. These they can cover up ut will.
foil nhall call on th e bualneaa
detested for th e ir b rillan cy . It isn 't with a contrivance like an evelid or curtain, m iking signals from l 10 Y
fish
to
fish
possible
and
shutting
off
light
in
tlight
from
enemies,
j
peot
to
of your vicinity for h.-ip and
because cf th eir fine clothes, because
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i credit If you m eet with hard luck or
m any a shabby boy o r girl leads the
Mr. Beebe’s discoveries, and those of his assistants, will slcknt-»« It'» your money we wnnt;
crowd. It's Just a knack they have of
we don't know you unless your order.»
m aking life seem br g h ter and more deeply interest those that deny evolution with its gradual changes
are accoropan ed by ca*h
and
adapations.
and
believe
all
fish
and
all
their
colonies
of
colorful for o th ers th at m akes them
Heed the»- few word», th ere 1» a«
popular.
H um an n atu re ks self. light-giving bacteria were created at the sam e hour.
Ma ge. ft w ants am usem ent, inspira­
The “ Hplobates.” sea-going insects, described by Dr. B eebe.1
M, there i» for the farmer
tion. of com fort, so It seeks out the
walk
along
the
surface
of
the
ocean
so
lightly
that
their
fee’
»
rd
tow
nsm
an. Much loo often the
p-cple who can give it those things.
do not get wet. upheld by "the tension of the w ater.” They lay m erchant ta k .a advantage of
Study th e popular people and you , etr
on the feathers o f sea g u ll w ings and. liv in g and dying whoPaaie connection« and order»
will find th at th is is true. They are
at sea. Halobates cannot endure direct contact with w ater. One good, tor h im .eif and fam ily that he
sought for som ething they have to
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idee not carry In slock an I are far
give------som etim es it to ju st sympa drop on their backs causes death.
from hl» line. eW sugge-t a» a slo­
t t i e t c atten tio n —som etim es it is a
gan for C lerm ont, the following: ’’Try
sp irit th a t stirs th e ir own blood and
The Amphloxus. will cheer the anti-evolutionist, m omen­ the home »tore» first.“ T his m eans
m akes life sc?m m ore of a lark.
tarily. for. according to e ience. he is now exactly as he was f islness men and all. The lncren«»d
W hen you cannot offer people any­ 50,000,000 years ago
No change since then, but of course that sales will more than pay for the
thin s. yog dr ve them away from you. m akes the world more than 6000 years old.
j t m ine» saved by »ending aw ay fot (
Give people your a tte n t'c n . They
¡your dally needs. Thl« applies to the
w ant you to th in k about them . And
lipnr Sta- m erch a-d lae of the print »hop a« well
Besides
evolutionists
in
their
theories
use
even
if you a re filling your mind witn
They say his faintly outlined backbone a» to o th er lines.
thoughts of yourself you can 't be fill tionarv Amphloxus.
Sell Clerm ont to C lerm ont. — The
is
the
ancestor
of
every
backbone on the globe, w hether of fish,
ing vour m ird with though’» of o thers
Clerm ont I lew» I E nterprise
I ’um an ingenuity has never been reptile, bird or animal.
aide to inv- nt “canned" talk th at has
i„ fa * M nptttan» Hvtag w ith hte tall, b >rted »« ' "
anv pep to It. The real th in g m ust and ta k in g ’everything that floats into his m outh, is alleged to
spring fr-ta ’he lime, t t e place an 1 be the direct ancestor of man.
the person. Cf course, th e gift of
That Is a dreadful thought, although there ar? hum s" beings
g ib is a talent th a t com es by n ature
Some p e o ,' a re b o .n with It But calili Pg themselves "aristocratic" that live v -y m m h in the Am-,
«ng s’vl" or at least with as little eff-rt, and with as little (
those who lack th is ta le n t nesd not phlextis style
backbone.
mourn In d mb despair.
Begin to think of life as a silver
HOI’ c ’F E R S
r
■ acreen and the people yon me«t as BOXING AND WRESTLING
v
AND IN SfT’K K FOR IMMEDIATE * * * ' - ' * - •
acto r-. Fay to o’hers the th iag s you
AT
THE
SPRINGFIELD
ON LABOR DAY PROGRAM delivery at
w o n " like to h at said to you You
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NEWS OFFICE.
like people to show an in terest in you
A dditl'.nal plan- for th e Labor Day j
and -o u r affairs. Yon I ke ’hem to
rem em ber if they have m et you be­ celebration a t W endiing were m
AND GUARANTEED REPAIRING
F A LL WOOLENS
fore. If you have a talen t, you like by the Loyal Legion ot Loggers and ‘
to have it complin n ’ed If you have L um berir.-n com m ittee at a m eeting!
ARE NOW ON
BRING US YOUR AUTOMOBILE TROUBLES.
d n -e hem any kindness yon like to a t W e n d in g Monday evening
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DISPLAY
C?ve t mentioned. And o th er people com m ittee to composed of Eugene.
An added
are J
like you in that respect
Springfield and W endl ng m em bers
Charm
You d-in't like people who brag to of th e organization.
We are showing now the
you. you get tired of listening to
most exclusive patterns
Two m ore events have be n added
o th er people's trouble and ay of th eir
and designs in a great
It Stays On
to
th
e
list
of
woodsmen
contests.
fam Iv affairs, you don’t like people
variety.
Place
our
order
They
will
be
th
e
eye
splice
and
th
e
who araue and who are opinionated
Jonteel Eace Powder with the
now for Septem ber or
and who lay down the law about ev­ line splice, and prize» will be m ade
new cold cream base blends
eryth ng. T herefor . pot the -oft ped- for the w inner of each. S everal box­
October delivery.
with the complexion perfectly
ing m atches are being a rra n g e !, and
alal on your own achievem en's and
a w restling m atch betw een Raion
and
Is so soft and clinging that
b«- mum about your sorrows If you
We would appreciate
Hand of C cttage Grove a n i R. W
you wili like it. Let uh show you
want to be In terestin g as a talker.
having your order now so
C esile of W erd lln g w II be featured.
your favorite Hlu.d .
Above nil, never be sarcastic. Nev­
Virgil Jo n es and Rudolph L lttr-ll o '
For Ladies and Men at Latest Prices
th a t we m ay keep our
er say th ng" that stab or hu rt Never
W endiing will also w restle.
tailors busy.
hob’ peon’ up to ridicule. Anybody
We have a large assortm ent of shoes In the seasons beat
can be funny nt somebody else'g ex­
It freehtnentJ s and.« will b« built
styles. Our prices are win h th at you cannot afford to buy
pen: e, and ridicule rerjul-'-» the least In th<- park Im m ediately, the com m it­
shoes until you look over the m any attractive bargains we
brain« of all. In a word, follow the tee reports. Two band« will be hired,
have to offer.
golden ru le In conversation. Then, and will provide m us'e durin g the
suddenly, before you know It. you e n tire celebration. Rain Insurance
771»,
t>rut Jfort
LADIES SHOES
w~.ll la v e f o r g tte n about yourself has been taken out by the n u n to
and your P a r s and you will have be­ Insure ag ain st loss In case of bad
Springfield
Oregon
Ladies’ Low Shoes, a good buy ................................... $2.85
come a -a - t of the g r a t play.
Phone 250
36 West 8th
w eather.
laid. ph ’ snoes, (latent leather, tie, (an trim m ed
4.95
By Flo
Monday, August 31
WHY PUT IT OFF
Now is the time to put your Roofing
on. Wet weather will soon be here.
Roll Roofing $1.50 to $3.50
Mineral Surface Roofing, $2.75
and $3.25
Mineral S u rface S h in g le s,
$6 50 Sq.
Felt Pap?r, $2.40 and $3.00 roll
Black Asphalt Sheating, 85c
and $1.60 roll
Wright & Son
It Blends Perfectly
JONTEEI.
COLD CREAM
1 1XTKn F A C E PO W DER
Jolliff-Scaiefe
Motor Company
Gas
Oil
Acessories
SH O ES
FLANERY’S
Drug Store
FOR SALE
I am moving to Portland and want to sell my equity in
house and two lots on 9th and B sts.; house has four rooms
and bath, plastered and good fireplace; and 7-roorii house
and approxim ately one acre on East Main St., about four
blocks rrom c ar line, house No. 1285; also one acre with
b.trn about 2l/j miles east of town- All of Springfield, Ore.
Prices are less than reasonable
Phil A. Johnson
Box 412, Springfield, Ore.
laidie** Tan Shoes, tie, medium heel, a nice shoe
Black Satin Shoes, kid trimm ed, low hgel
Patent Vamp, tan quarters, buckle and low heels, a
i in" looker
. . . .
Black Kid, on<‘ strap, lattice combination last ...........
W H E N T H E CO VE R
3.95
4.50
4.50
5.85
IS R A I8E0
from a can of our Ice cream ,
»hat delicious refresh m en t or
desat-rl will be found firm a n l
hard. We pack each can In a
fa ll or tub of Ice, th u s ln«urlng
the keeping-of the cream f trder
Home for your next dinner par­
ty or dance.
EGGIMANN’S
MEN’S SHOES
Men’s work shoes, special all leather outing
$1.98
Work Shoes, paracord sole and heel
....
3.85
Munson Army Last, you know the arm y shoe
4.50
O-So-Snug Arch Support Shoes, specially
constructed for people with weak arches ......... 6.98
C. J. Brier Co.
Corner 6th and Willamette
Eugene, Ore-