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THURSDAY, MAY 14.
TH E 8PRINGFIRLD NEWS
F in ir -
ed* you'll never be hanged, and vice
versa," some will say swim as hard
as you like, the water will get
Forty-Five M eab a Day to Feed Thia Family
you."
The Turks and millions of other
Orientals, deenly reiig’-nia and ew-
paratltL-us will assure yew tbi '
day of your death was
lions of years before yea
born. God knows exactly
will die and how.
rherefere. the
hour and manner M U S T have keen
fixed from all eternity, llb m w k e
God could not know. And to doult
that he knows all things a h ea d la
impious.
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Unde Jahn
W ith so many things to »mile
about, it's downright
« rie n t sin to
frown; here comes the keenest
of all— it ’s clean up week
, town.
Get out yer pail and eerubbin-
brush ami tighten up yer cinch
— Our battle with the other
trash is comin* to a einch.
It might be well to plug yer
nose in scientific terms— It takes
discretion
when
you tackle
wool)-whiskered germs! There's
mebbe several popcorn bags
and old tomatter cans, reposin'
front of your abode — which
civic virtue bans. Might even
stir a polecat or a reeklin' fun­
ny-side, which shows how any
smelly thing can damage civic
pride.
Don’t take no bombs or hand
grenaders to slam the garbage
dump— put on yer army gas­
mask and deport it in a lump.
I f you enjoy a payin' job, re­
linquish it today, and jine the
city's clean-up squad — you'll
find it better pay! Stab any
feller in his tracks that regis­
ters a frown,— pull off yer coal
an’ swet by jack»—i t ’» clean­
up week in town!
By Arthur Briab—
BUILD A GOOD NAME
OUR LOSS BT RUST.
DID “FATE” GET HIM?
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HONOR THE AUTOMOBILE.
What is the value of a good
name? Financiers that bought ths
Dodge automobile company from
ths naira of ths two able brothers
that established it have re-sold ths
company to ths public (keeping a
lot of stock for themselves) a t a
vain-
n in which ths name Dodge
re;
- »80.000.000. Ths public
eagvny purchases the stock and
tonds at that valuation.
Sim ilarly, when H art Schaffner
& Mar Iliads a company of thw r
busir.
ths name which they had
established, bv business ability and
SO UND A D V E R T IS IN G , soid for
five times as mush as ths actual
a.-sets. And that 'x m s was prob-
.*>!>- worth T W E N T Y times as
much as ths assets.
Build up a name by houesty. in­
telligence, wise advertising, and
you have something that ftrt,
earthquake or tornado eonnot de­
stroy.
UNIVERSITY REGENTS CUT
EXPENSES IN OPERATING
Rust costs this couctn’ »300,000.-
000 a year and scientists wonder
how they can save that money.
One way is to use copper or brass
instead of iron, for water pipes,
gutters, etc.
You are told that rust is caused
by electricity generated by water
and air combining. A way may be
found to make iron rust-proof.
Meanwhile, wherever air and water
mix, use copper or brass and forget
your troubles fo r a hundred years.
Cold common sens»,
says that I ’alinqulat would
been drowned, had hg not e ------------
Into the pond, and would have been
drowned, when the Titantie tank,
had he not been a strong swimmer.
This world would be too dull if
everything were fixed for us In ad­
vance. And if, as the Turks be­
lieve. all is settled in advance, and
Allah and ' Mohammed, between
them, know everything, each man's
fate and destination after death,
must be settle.! in advance,
in
that ease, why struggle to reacn
Mohammed's Paradise?
Strug­
gling would not do any good, if
you're sentenced before you’re
bom.
On motoring toura. throughout
the United States, seeing America
first, and seeing A m -rica in the
most comfortable, satisfactory way,
Americans will spend this year
»2.500.000,000.
This gigantic sum will be divid­
ed among the various cemmuh’-
tiee along the popular motor row
of the country.
And prosper
w ill increase greatly in the wa
of the two and a half billions o.
cash left behind.
Respect the automobile, the men
that make them, perfect and cheap.
And I f you have no automobile, go
and get one. To bo W IT H O U T it
is extravagance.
Daniel Haney, father of twenty
University of Oregon. Eugene. May
sons and .laughters, drank a little
14— (Special »—Def.nlte economies in
too much in honor of his oldest
the University of Oregon were made
son's approaching marriage, and
at the la»< meeting of the Board of
was arrested.
“Go free,” said the Magistrate;
Regente. according to an announce­
“the father of twenty is entitled
ment made today by the administrat­
to a little eelsbration."
ive com n -ifee
That’s judicial wisdom. You ob­
Oscar Palmquist went down with
The administrative committee eetl
the Titantie. But he came back to serve that it is usually the father
mated severs months ago that if the
the surface, swam for hours in the of twenty, not the mother, who
celebrates in that particular way.
lev waters, and lived until March
University were to meet the emands
Any obstetrician will convince you
23rd,
last.
His
body
was
found
in
made upon it for increased staff to
n shallow pond in Connecticut. He that the mother of twenty really
care for the expected increase in the
might celebrate with a good ex­
had wandered into the pond, and
cuse. But the mother of twenty
student body n xt year and also to
drowned.
or more, or fewer, is content to
m eet heavy paving costs, np’Toxt-
That w ill cause solemn moral»»* celebrate by setting a good ex­
m utely Î8O.OO0 must be sayed in the
ample.
*'if .-A»»’*® horn to be dro.rn-
budget for 1925 and 1925.
This original estim ate of the
smoflnt necessary to be- saved, as it thus enabling University officials to
About 1000 cltlxena of Lincoln coun
too high, as some cut »10,000 from their original estl- ty assembled In the streets at Toledo
later proved.
o f the paving projects on Eugene City mate of paving expenses
In a mass meeting to oppose the im
street» within or bordering the cam-j !n , he Exterstcn Division budget a pertation of Japanese labor (or oper
pus will not be undertaken for the gavtng o f »10.000 a year was made by atlon of the Pacific Spruce corpora­
present. and it was found possible to reducing the budget below former a! tion's sawmill.
deeresse by half the amount estimated
but p .rmittlng the Exten
Dr. Maurice Butler, dentist with of­
»or etafk salaries which originally . B|on o jTis ior> at the slm e time to raise fices In Independence, suffered tbg
appeared ceces-arv.
student fete and thus increase earn- loss cf his right eye and a fractured
Two paving projects that were ,ngg
By abolishing the position of skull when an automobile In which
ordered by the City of Eugene how- ¡V n|rerlsly neld worker, carried in ’he he was riding skidded otf the Salem-
ever, will cost the I niv'-rsltv ap- Extension Division budget, a salary Dallas highway.
prcx’ma’ey »15.000
This sum had ,tem
ye, r;y wa>
An analysis of the stomach and
to be taken care of In the University
vital organa of Mrs. R. L. Glinlln. who
budeet. The projects are the paring
“Now I’ve had my re verge.” said died suddenly at Coquille about a
of eighteenth avenue from Univeraity
one assistant In the boot shop to hts month ago, and whose body was ex-
etre=t to agate and of Aga’e street
I humed for examination recently, show­
colleague a » a customer left the shop.
between Fifteenth ned Eighteenth
ed only negative results.
“Revenge? How’ "
avenues, at citv streets within or
Establishment ot a game res rve to
“W ell, the girl who Just went out
bordering the eamrae
take In the land on which the Ore­
ft was exnected. when theoriginal, *3 » telephone operator. I gave her gon caves. In Josephine county, are
wrong
num le.f ”— Pittsburg
estim ate of a received »80 000 saving the
located. Is advocated by Governor
Chronicle-Telegraph.
w as made, that »95,000 world have to
Pierce, members of the state game
be anproorated from the University
commission and forestry officials.
You are Invded
funds for caving Projects however,
A marriage li n»e was l»»m d at
to pave Kincaid street from Thirteen­
Mobile, Ala., to Jonathan L. Bourne,
th to Fourteenth avenues, and of Fif­ to sew the new hats for ladies a* the ' ex-United States senator from Ore­
teenth from University to Agate, and Turner Noveitv Store. New hats are gon, to wed Mias Frances Baker Turn
Tniversitv from Thirteenth to Fif­ fceree now and they are op-to-th er. The ex-Oregon senator gare his
teenth. were -oetpored by the city. minute.
age as 7U and the bridge-to-be as 29.
M-14.
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Mr, anti Mrs. Maurice Noonan o f Law-
rance. Maaa., don't mind at all In feeding
thirteen mouths three times a day,—th e «
fam ily of ten girls and three boys, — m»r
has« they a v r foundI U a hardship.
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an,! earth approximately »1« inches In Kiln. Nay»: None.
ORDINANCK NO, 493
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A p n ro « e *i h v the Mayor this llth
AN ORDINANCK to Improve KKL depth, and doing such olhrr improve­ day ot May. 1925
l.Y BOULEVARD fr o « "D" street to ment work as may be neeweanry to at
U U llushman. Mayor
“K" street In the Town of Springfield, I proper and complete Improvement of 1 Passed b y the'Uonuuou Council this
said street. In accordance with the
Oregon. b> grading and graveling
¡llth day of May. 1925
THE TOWN OF 8PR IN O nH L D plana and specifications (heritor, to
It W Kmlth. Town Recorder.
be prepared by the Town Engineer
'DOES ORDAIN AS FOLLOWS:
I. It W Smith Recorder, hereby
ami filed with the Town Recordar.
SECTION 1. The U iw m on C ouncil’
certify that the above Is a true and
I of the Town of Springfield does here-' SECTION I. The costs of said Im­ correct copy of Ordinance No. 492. as
, by declare Its intuition to Improve provement shall be assessed to and passed by the Common Council May
n elly Boulevard from "D“ street t i I he borne by the abutlln« property tllh . 1925
It W. Smith.
“K" street in the Town of Springfield benefited thereby, and there shall he
Recordar.
by grading and graveling the roadway Included as a part of said Improve­
May 14.
cf said art rests between points I » * 1 ment. engineer's charges Incurred
feet tn width, grading said streets therein, not exceeding the sum of five
to proper subgrade, and (daring ) per cent of the contract price.
Dr 8 Ralph IMppel. Dentist, Vitus
Passed by the Council bv the tollow.
upon a ten font »trip through
building. Sprlngflsld. Oregon.
Yens
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the renter of said grade, crushed rock i Ina rot;
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“The time of His Life”
To be produced by
Springfield High School
Friday Evening May 15th. x
at
High School Auditorium
A comedy In three acts of a modern "Problem of IMgeetlon." ns Inter­
pret«*«! by Peter Wycombe, "T he IT ltu e of Peaalmlets."
ADMISSION— CHILDREN 25c; ADULTS 35c
Reserved Sonts ’ j O c
On snle ut Eggim aiin's Candy Kitchen
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PRINTERS' INK
Makes People T h in k —
V ' l W O N 'T H A .,-
M O N SV L E FT T o RAV
F E 3 THEbta C w O tn E b I
&OT LA*vT W E c K IF SnE
s t o p DPE n D i n ’
money
D o n t
and the M erchant w ho
keeps His Store in the
mind of the people the
m ost of the tim e has an
advantage. Printers
ink makes them think.
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