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THE SPRINGFIELD NEWS
Thursday, ocTonicn 21. 1020.
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) oniy nerpea to acaro nim mor
d he un'hii'tu!.k thVoufeh' tlorwaH
d ' then tW ''ark" Was talVr 'tV W ' 1
carad. . -Thwu .Mr.. Cjuirk..XL.Uud hU
flanhtljtht to ihow him , the way but I
t Itln 5rl- 'hefped to acftr hfm' niOta 1
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Two houra VfW tnd ryo1MV fctarN
tried to loud friend algebra i k t .'
lie Juit about Jtot, him aboard th ark
but he couldn't abut Hie dooryn 'acvj
count of algcbra'a tall. He completely I
(taver ut' nd ho. Ruvtt alyeli-a a pair
of water wins and tlud, hlui on, Ixjhlud,
!Th0ittt;n em jWilMh old, lairjt
rolled and tmd.; Owi k uallt-d h.1
shoes to the floor with lot of notca
,I i .. '"Pome tipwr' b'gonh", ;Nw ,Yoi;k Sm'mi
. fcdUed by Henry IjHunkj aud, MT AJcCass ,
-IT WAS iiK6 rhS'") JtlNTOkS MAKE CLASS YELL
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On tbe,ateMAof TWar..,in. I Tfte,. juwor ..wun.: mm-blU wlHli;: 0rk . wus t .wtty . nearly.
id S. n. 5. Once agnm neta ner oi tnursnay ana uecmoa upon a ciasa
nttn&I celebration the frcshmcn-yell. motto,, uml aon, i ; ..
Ily those i.thiuK the Junior, wlmi
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'(Mora:- rink nml' white... ; v
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kniwiiire.r "The mepUon Vas fc.vea ,
in Kloriou'. hijl'aHl aU, reportdA
lout anft friend alxfbrti was swallowed
by aomti aa (full's known na queatfoha,
' AlW Hlte fho4 hud- pona r itvarwj. i
Oinrk sat on a tack know n n Vfttink"' j I
and this bothered him not. He
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rood time. tpei watoikt. jtwi o:au8e. umy
The rrggrnni commenced at elK'l' are.alwajia ott lop
thirty, wtn.HsV LVrtlnge t8, ttoot WndrroQ. ca .always .toll
niabaler.'.J4 .Vl"''-,' j1 ' , "' .'.J A Junior by. his: yell j
The Ireshaien were aot thepnly .JVr- a bullyt bunch. ' ; , . ; ; . .
race. Wallace Halsey.' worthy eliror. Springfield high school, : .-.'-. .: , ;
and Dwight'eSaey0. 'asb5 Vdrlhy j Class ft a'twenty .two.: -
eophmore Vere" 'ht'f vk-tis.) They i Their motto, too,
vere forced' Vo'flfp 'ifcef? 'aWes four Shall . make .them, knowa to yous
times lnts the air drains them over Hooest toil, helping haad .
ss they iltf 80. J Dwlght,: Who! otf, 1 , And sruiHnt; fac i .. . ) o:
oat loser ate the cakes. Ara ihree winalns: factors
anr.ottfryBUcV slyht; renswed.
Then ea!t1as8'--ks.'cne;d upow to
aci out some song, whfle 'the aud!ef '
guessed at the' name. The faculty common throng:
aced put "Homer Swet Home" very Oh me! Oh my!
effectively we thought for a" ' ' I i We'll get there by and by.
they never would cbme back. Then ff;any one loves our Junior class
came tne seniors wno acTen out wirn- . n s ie, myself and 4, ,
fitting countenance. '"Whii the Roil
l'ink because they are the pluk of,tunu,t j,,; V(ma:ntlj m,r,J(.tM ImJ
In life's long , race. .
And their cheerful swig, as they
go along, distiuxuuihea them from the
to b'forfcOlten and then settled clown V '
'in his easy chair on 'the VnW pbr.li ' "
with the nvct week's Spiimtrield j
.-sews ierore-ntm to nm mi tuu.
fn4mland where life trm easier,
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Teacher:
to Keutuoky!" . I
: Kreshy: "He went a courtlng an old
maid whose husband was (load.
where life sms easier, j
HyMta rJ,nrolnJkd tiiuk '
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' He: Tresldent Wilson is said to
have-gone abroad on a pleasure trip,
hut 1 tlont believe it. ' ' ''
She: "Why 0?" '
' He: "He o.k his wlfo with him."''
9orh: "M. IV left bla ttubrelU
again. I do believe 'he would lave'j
his hend if It were loose."
I Fresh: "I lar suy yon're rlcht. I '
ewrd' him tsay ha was going tot
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Stwm: It hr.a more thr.n the
,ttu('w, yew wv,1cm,s, .,i ,
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"d')meTic"f:inco tvaclu hj
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is Called l'p Yonder," w ith president
Joe De'c'ts ' aV 1 "Saint Peter."'- T'he
Juniors chose lt the Kept of th
World ko Ry". sophmores. "Hail. Hail.
the Care's All Here". nd,the fresh- '',-P 'hnp. always dreaming of th
; LOADING THE ARK
An alleygory by J. IH-ke)
Henry Ozark .was, a. dreary
fwtnrland t(
Julie: 1 "V
half
men, "There's a Iirifr, Long Trail a
Winding."
!ays gone by.
' 2Fe ivr.s s;ttlrj on "he back porch
Abort ten c'Heck the boy wr" it ait.ri.q t.ie f-i f.ti(.iiei.i .-ews. xu
cr,-. .r r.,-r i;h namtt.f j-'iancfd t the weather ivport. It an
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their partiter for supper written on
them. They were then ushered int"
the dininar ro mi unl pered with i
lunch of's'ibd. sandwiches. renir"J""
punch. anH ripr'e pie a la mode.
After s'K-r-fr thr.y returne-I to th"
reception roc-m. and more games were
j-lrtyn.-l.
At eleven thirty everyone left for
home proclaiming it the best reception
ever.
Easy Going
Fuhjotts
and ,
Soph : "How many
you carrying?"
Freshy: "I'm carrying
dragging three."
Ne'ghbor: "So your son got hi.
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Father: "Yes, but his PA still sup
ports him.
Senior: "What time is it? I'm go
ing to a grand party tonight, rnd my
watr-b in't going."
Freshy: "Wasn't yo'.T wat!i in
vited V
Senior: "Yes, but it hasn't th'3
time."
place it in your pot
liouiued a f-tonii. nt.t a usual htorn.
In:t oi.e of a different nature, whii-'j
harr-T.s ot;Iy to seho.:l ptij-ils. Henry
had hien ilre.nr.lrg ur.d had not
noticed its rapid approach. He im
mediately pot liu.:y and went to his
room and knotted off a few ronc'i
sp(;s. Imping this v.ov.ld help In eas.
of a storm.
He then thought about his ark. It
was 1.13 first thought in three month
i and it struck him like a freight train
! would a canary bird.
Then came the task, which wan to
look up his worthy subjects and over
haul the "ark". It wa.-i of the latest
model ami so were his subjects. So
he set out to gr'n I in the fcpark plugs
for hi lunsrs." ' ' '
as the' prisoner solwr?"
Wlrn":' "N'o. air, he whs n drunU
' us k Jiiile." 1
Juilj-e: "You nvsn a lordl"
; W'tue tr "OH. yes. my lii'."
j Klbert Hnbbard used to sa.v:
, "The wiithf was dls oered In HO'J
by Columbus. "
j "Man wns d!?covered f!i 177'! by
Jeffeion."
'Woman was d:"eovere 1 In 1-Tl by
i;er,!'v "tor."
Th'r.k it over!
I'el i scopi.
I've looked all over f..r theee J.ike.
And R-if-T!'-.! to tl'.e "otd-r fo'!
Wh n you read then, luur'i sot
mere.
liven If you have heard theme before.'
r1yiV:;it,latbcbcWBArpV
l uwocr t.".itran r prtiouccu. was
given hirbfit nw-?ri at WtriHi
I'lireF"!! i"r.p.j-:t: Chic3Cc;Iari
kxpoffti in, 1'ar.a, Frf-.nre. 1 : "
' ftxtfc Itcnptn!n3f)dlyr.t:rli
l:.credtnM'BH vvt A'-n otn.-indv
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TIip frier t quality XnVinT
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Cir.t, "lie l'i."( I ! iT'a.il i...'.
Goes irloi'-." I. :.-(. -iTediiv'."
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dnvu and Keithikuii. Ala-ka; Allianv. want all th tii'i .nil tho tlmo.
!!.!.. r. Mend. Mug-we. Crants Push, 1 (ir lllI, 1Ull(,.r u two Call U up.
Jidm Day. I.akevi. w. .Me-iropt. ren ,
iM-.d-Hi. Portland. Prliievlile. Itov.ebur,', !
i:!id Wallow a, n. ejrnrr. tt-dbughaio. I .
( I arc uii. (iliuiii.i. K. ii It. Si.'atllf.
Have you read the winit ml.
Y.. i. una, Wulla Walla and WemiK hee,
Wa.shiiiKto.'i.
persons d' m riiiK to eider this '
ars'iiiai Ion cho.ilil n'l'ilr.' ftpplirn! Inl
ff-rin 1".12. from th" "1vil p.-rvic-
cnip
Grip usually H.tt JU:-t the siimo
n. u (nld Willi a watery discharge
from the no. e. You tin tutu Ii mural
Ululy to coiitiai t tiie grip when yon
have u cold, l or thai r hhusi wlmu
grip l;i preViiletit yon tiliouli) go to
e, an soon a yv'M feej iii.it you are
Financial Loss Due To Colds
It Is twMmutod that th average
man lues three days tltjie each year
frtmi inability to work on account (f
having a cold: Much of this loss
can bo avoided by t mating every
cold as soon as the first aymptomti
grease the carhura'or. rair.t the hub of the disease appear. Chamle ilaiu's
c ttmmlshloiier from the Potest Super-taking cold and uay In bed until
fully i ovi'tci wii:cti Mnmm 1101 on
. I-.iik If ou take Chao berlfiln's t'ougli
j peni"dy. Tbree dnys lti bed now Is
batter than thrae weeks later'ou.
vl.or at any of the places wlii-re lb
exaiiiiut.tieti Is to b" held
dollar bill and
jt ; as yon take
it out you will find it in creases.
Roses r.re red, vP-lcts are blue
Do I like honiev i-sh?-Xoi do you?
caps, patdi tho top. and pumi) up the
ti-es, but the a.ggetit Job of all wu-s
to cl..an it out.
Two days before the ftorm, be had
started cramming Ms art:.
Typev. r't'r-g walked in. easy etmut'h
and -) d d ii.!'t!;:.l tv;iuie. He had
?: drac: P:u-!:sh fin l.'ird and aUr"hrn
refused to fro ;'t all. Alg'dira was big
id 1,1'lky p,pd so I'etji-y wii.-i bitten
U-a". He took his "ark"
shut" and v.Iih the aid of
:d friend tred to load
by a "b!c?
I'M Cttl'
'p n'.MiT V:
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' A'f-b'-a aliao
it was d;;rk in
t dif idr-1 to go but
th? (irk. so be was
,8bTs
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till 11
rn y.. w
M. StMBH Ukal
( OURll Heine.Iy has won a W i le re i
tatl'in and Immense sale by It- cui-.-s
of 'Ids dis me. Try It. You ; . r c. r
tain to be pb-nsed with its il.;i aut
t.is'e and t!u promj.t ldief which It
affords.
A'.'D STILL ?2.0 A YE An
Thii:k of "iJ (dei)di l weekly i- sums
of th.- h.- t ' i-.-adii.g all of it from
' ri.'ln 1 Mare.-:--4he widt.-st vari.fy--e
j'.t'il to vf.b-nte'?. and adu; ted to
eft !.y ngo In the fam'ly.
TP: t I '.-anr a year 'of the Youth's
( "c i t at. ion. And w hat H means to
the fr mily life cannot be coin) u'ed.
i'l-ln did serial lories. In weekly (not
r:iot:!h!y) p'irtlon.s sustain blph fn'or-ef-t.
"no Khort ;ories, t-xceptioiial au
tiicrities, hpccial pagea for the family,
tSf beys, the girls. StrotiK, mature
A big reduction on all bicyles
and stock until ! No vl 1st.
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Some goods below present
wholesale price.
Only a few tires left.
AH bills to be paid by; Nov.
10th.
.half a million feet of lumber.
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I minds prize The Tompanbrn's Plditor- large dry nho(l Ih bfdng a recied by the
ial pa?e, everj-onaj enjo'ys Its humor ' Western Lumber and Kxport cornpany
.-:t.d 'all liaiuls Koon find !t '"one of the at its mill. This shed will care for
family," '
''One paper -for all tHe family. Tho '
Companion takes tho place and savcn
this price of several publications.
Still $2.50 for a year of 52 (sMie-i,
but this price noj gu'arahleed' bej'onfl
January I, next.' ' '1'r ' '
Xtw' Bubscrlbers oH'-lsn wir, m
cbiVef ' ' I) jiii'ltLi'j l"
1. Tho Youth's Companion 62 issue
' In 1921. j
2. All remaining weekly 1920 iasimti
3. The Companion; 'Horno (lalendu
; for' 1921. ' ')'-'' p
, All 'the' above for ' $2.50. ' ' : j'.
4. JMct'aH'n1 1 irfag-lzln'e Mr 011)21. 1 $1.5.4
nin mummy litnuiuii uuiiiumj, i
j Both publications for only
J.'TIIR YrtUTIHX)VlhXNIOX '
Coi!unonw-klth "Afo f & ' 8t" t'uul fifl) j
! . ) I ndHtOn,' MaKsachiiHettea .
Xow HuhHcrtl'f'ion,:fc?JVed', at thtoj
nfflc . . I ' '
Rangers Needed Sjy'th'o Forest .8ervl
' The UDittd Smtea'Javlf . Sorvira'
coipmlsKioDi Mill ihold .ttn oped cojp-j
petltlve examination for forest rangiir
on October 25, fl90,- el the varloiiH
National Forest headquarters of tpo ,
North Paclfle dhatr'ct, located1 at Cir.:'
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VEGETAELE OIL FACTORY TO
BE ERECTCO IN PORTLAND
IViMand, ('re, tut. T'y- -Kvery-thitip
K n'.w tn i nilli.e i for a otit
n : . ii'.eiif of work fin the pro 0nd
lUii ton I'aitiiy cf the riii nily m or
;ili.la-d ' ;' tal.de !,. M Ii. ( oii.i.::!. .
I i e(ii i a! ion will I'm a:i th" Import. i
t:o!i nnriually of I Hi'ii.o'i'i wi.i'h of
iav col it and . in- Irci'V!--; .f iloii'de
It.i'l nmotii.t in the liiiithi-d liioduct.
It will pranlde raiuin iV.tfois for
e.-i. la cany 'int on uoii pir.. to
Aiistrnlla nod New Z. aland. Sliiirle
orders for coroaiitit oil from Inland
to ti ufiK t un i s son), t iiiii h na'h l!i
Pacific coan mauiifiK tiirers and lm-
,ir-.,..., 4,, M.-ll L'..1 It u r.lk l-,.ilr
' ' . " . " HuiiuaoaTto be publivhed for l (0)
cara cif un avenitre of CO, odO pounds , m ,,, S) ,.j1Kf j,.,,, NflW-
I r car. ; Sprlnrfleld. On eon. an.l that the dalo
i of tho first puldit iitloii iM.Jlio 7th (Jiiy
' NEW DRY SHE D AT CROVE 1 "f October liC'O ai d the dnte of tho'
I hint puhll. atlon is thu IH day of N'ev
Cotlat'e Orove, Ore., Oct. 20. A . ember, .H:'ii.
I " ; L. M. TRAVIS,
Atlornev for Piintiff,' KitKcne. Ore.
11 18 20.
j ' ' 6UMMON
H th" Clic-iilt ("otiit ef the Siatu of
I Oregon for l.ne idin.ty.
1 Dale J. li.-n JhihIii. plaintiff, VS.
fia-crtfi.l K. Il.-lijamill. defendant.
, 'I'o (Jeorifia K 1... ii ja.'u'ii. "b-feudiMit:
ill the ntitl.e of 111.. .Slut" of fill).
;oi.: Voa f.fe berth) r.-'pilred to ap-p-
ii 111 anatwer I i the cn nid ilnt filed
ii?lill-l 'oii Mi il '" ahove a iititlcd
Hilt V.tlh'11 MX H.ei, tio.'il the dato
of I l:e fti : ul Ii ;.l '"1 i f thl nilii-'
ii" ii .. end if y ii f ill to :iiin-.xi-r for
want l!..':'.-;r, lalhtif will take
alec rec an prn.xcd for in the eoinpl.ilit
. al ih .1 t j. the c.iiila"..' contract no'v
KXl'itiu: betwieii the jdi iniiir and tho
il.femiKiit.
! This HUinnions U pnl li-lo d by order .
, of tho Hon. (i. K. Kklpworth. J.nlKe of
the ahove cnllb-il court, and that
the K.ild order In dated the ,r,ih day
of Octot.aar,' IJtl'O,' com oi.i edMi V IhU
Have you toad tho want nd.
5fou may be Surewf I
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- That -you ari'gcttirift 'full
5. value j for your money
" wheniyoii use this class of ' ' ;
tobacco,,-, . "''
11 f The ijood, rich, real to-,
( Dacca, tastq i lasts ep long, f, , i
' y pu j 9oh't need a fresh i
chewajcarly as'oftcn--nor ''
db'you need so biiachew
as yon uiu Yviiu no rui4
nary kind. " v i L 1
Any man who has i' cd the j
Real j, Tobacco Chew will
Pitt up in two styles
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W-B CUT is a long fine-cut tobacdo ; s i J
RIGHT GUT is a prt-cut tobacco
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