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'rinmstuY, jamiauv h:, 1020.
Tim SPMN'OFlKT,r news
To Enhance the Charms of Lovely
Woman is an Enviable Achievement
A !.n i;' I1"" ;l 1 1 1 x I 1 1 1 (Ii iik simp Ih d'-voti'd lc tlu h;i1!
of TnllH ArliclfH ami I'lepunit Ioiih wliich an- n-f !! in
rarliij-. fr (Ik- kUii ami com lxlu. TIiIh Ik hh It should
!, for it Is now oiisidrn'! womaii'H duty to protect ih
charms with which naliirc endowed her.
We handle all unrihy preparation uh soon as I hey an
on the mat Let -proxldcd. of courho, we consider them
wort hy.
Chap Lotions, Face Cro.ima, Powders, Rotigo,
M,is .iu Preparations. Hair Tonics,
Manicure Goods, Toilot Waters, Etc.
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ltiiii:HT. WILSON. Kli'i,r.
Entered at the Springfield Postoffice as cl.issy matter.
SuIim rip! Ii ii li.i;i-: '1 In . liiUiim Sprlnr.rii -1 1 J Ni-wd K'ts III' p:in-r fii
GIRLS' BASKETBALL.
Tin- Kil l"' I : t io-l Iki 1 1 -.tui iihiIii im
to I'll ll .nil! lilll 1 "i H 1 ;. 1 1 1 V t ! t Hi-:
Willi lln Imv-t li;uil In M'l' If
llii-y rnulil I J : t ' li.i Krl Im! I "I " 1 1
rutin- mil wild tin- i.iuull I'lul nf f i
mine lint ti'uk ilia ili li'iii w ild ii
Miiil .Wvi-i iIh'i m wi- an- pniuil
if till- Kills lis lll.H ;ih llliil firt-l
KiiiiH1 lliey (i ! li I mi ii Mlr.tiH'"' flour
ami tlw I'll, I.. , ml 11:11 -uls liavi- an
il'l ("'iiiii ainl lnt v i' pl.iviil llir.i- nihil
(.iiim-H Dili hi'.-r-nn ( 'uiisuli-i'iiiK nl!
till- Kills pla I'll M lilll- r". lilll-.
Jut'l wall h lln in wh, n 1 1 1 1 play
li'-riv 'I In- fill . Ii.iw- m Ih'iIiiIimI a
I'rotu all arciiiini-i tin- n-fi-rt'i's,
Mi-- Kuim-M ami ( 'lan ni f Kcsti-r.
i nri'lin li il Ihii Killin g fatlnfai liil ily
til lllilll M' I H.
Tin' tialalici- if tin' m lioi'l tllil their
sliati- lii their yelling wliiih must
have eiiiiiii raeil nur pluyeiH to solno
exti-nt iiinl ilrnwiieil the It sb nuiiicr
mm viiireh of our opiinsiiin ki liool.
After tin- jjuuie the piirlicipiinls
were invited to a Iiiim-Ii n'ven hy the
iloineKtii' Hciein e department in the
lo al 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 hlKh Hchiiul Tli r really
im iviiM'il our appi eclal inn of their
open hospitality.
The Iiiivm have n heiluled a Riinie
Kamn Willi Thiiihli.ii I'rlilay night ittiwiih Klmim for rVhruary 4 at Klmlr-i
Thurston
"BOOK K EEPIN' JANGLE"
BOYS' BASKETBALL.
I'riila.v tiii'ht. January "I!, I'leasaiif
.plullied foot i'clvil In ttie fihl
I'lenitint Hill Friday nlKlit.
Mcrilt Mcl'hetfton Jiiet turn out. of
hool for a week or two
Tim domeHtlc cl"ne pIiIh will ho
fin making (Iretintti at the beginning
of the next ern'ter.
Kiihmi-1 Oltion In with uh iik;iIm after
one week'H aliHetiee on iirrouht of 111
lli'MH. Th iclrls of the loai-her training
ehiNH an- havfric a vaeatlon this week
a m they cannot ohnerve or praeflee
until the new term Im Marled
Quite a inimher of htudenti ar
hapiiy hh a reHiilt of exeruptlot.
V'Hta luflue, a Hoph'iinfire. has re
turned to xehool njeoln after an ah-Henri-
if three wci-kn.
Hernli-K I'hllllpi, a fieMhuuin, him
returned to kcIiooI after a -evere :m
'tif th laKrlppe.
. riorenee J IIII Im ahHent from Hihool
! on aeeoiint of Htnallpor In the family.
Walter I.axion was- -e( ted teacher'
'for the frefhtpan -lam of hi: tory J
'while Mr. Hoth iih HufferltiK with 0
j cold.
j Last Friday evf-nlnc Morris Sru It h
wan MirjirlFed by the t-irln of the
Kophomore cIiihh when they unexpect
i i-illy appeared at In r home where
they upent the eveiiln very ri;errlly
j (ilaylliK Kann-H and finliiK Also the
I fun of a real taffy pull wis i-nnyi-i.
j Other I efre .-dinienttt wi-n- rved later
I III the evenliiK. Mini Stniih l-ft for
I'oitland Saturday wln-ri- ;!ii exped-i'
'to attend hli.'li H' hool. ili;- mat.v
friends are sorry that sh" i h-avii
S. II S. Those present a' the party'
were Morothy I'arvili. Mnmiltv Moai.e
Main I Md'heri-oii. I li-l.-n My i-s l.-ri
zella AliiatilH. Helen Myer Ili ioliiy
Clrard. Maryd.-ll 1 1 nt -h !;;---on 1j;im, i
Travin, Jessie Johnson. Cornelia
Hutchinson and Heulah llarpi-i. ;
MImh Thora Hosi-n vlsi'ed school j
Friday. She is a memln-r of thc
alumni and is tea hint; in Klamath
county. j
Mr Itichtner aihli'-ss,.,! the nit'!-' f
the hiKh hi hool Monday aft.-nioon on
the "Mouhle Standard of Moral:,.-' Mr
I Itichtner was aent hy the cuvni
j iiii'iil diirlntr the war to speak to tic
Kills of the hchools, and now is heitiB
sent out for the same purpose l,y tic
Oregon Social Hyt'ene siciety. Mr
tJranl accompatiicd Mr. Itichtner and
addreHsed the hoys. In Mr. Itoth-.,
room.
Mrs. Hi-nhani of KuKetio accoi:,
panied Mr. Itichtner In her visit ;:t
the hiKh school Monday afternoon.
The Misses Jane Camphell am!
Florence M (lilliv ray of th" Kiu""ii
lu'eh visited S. 11. S Monday after
noon.
Prof llarl Mouclas of the Campus
ln.h visited th" French and Spanish
( lassea Mundav afternoon.
Boots, shoes, rubber footwear, mitts,
gloves, sox, garters, caps and
arm bands
W. Ailall Shoe Store
ALSO FIRST CLASS REPAIRING
of the hoya almoM had U) hold hi:'1
n mil U: in u -1 have known it wi.
ho. Oh well, Harry, that'- all rVl.t.
Ii'm mot" thai) som" of us can say.
Clifford Kan 'I rent earth letters ir
hlx hip pocket. Charles fiintrd think-;
they are too conspicuous so he re
moves them to hhi own. Mon t t!l
anyone for the w rld. j
We have a "pacifier" at Hie "sitiare
lahle" now - it's a brick on a ruhber
Hill and community was aroused and when any of the fellows start
front their mental li-thaiyv hy Imnk
'liiK flivers filled w.ih Joou.i Spring
field citizens
A i-orilliii; to the s( hedllle the (,'irls
Katile started the nii'hlV Jiihilet...
turned out that the SpruiKluM eiil
were not so slow as we Ihoiifhl th'"
Were They Were defeated liy a net. re
if US. We P. lieve that with a lull.
more tiine and aid from Mrs. Hank
we can put out a lav oi aide team
The boys' r'ame seemed to he a
repetition of the . 1 1 1 -1 -. pn-i e,! , nr.. a!
Ways heinn defeated on the . I ; 1 1
floors, hut from this v. e urn i not
think that out' phi.MT, did not iil ui
41 KtniKMl"' for th.- did I'.-ihaiis Mi-
fell like a li:-h mil of wall r iii thai
fine hall nl i'leasanl Hill, so ilil'l'i-r
cut from the ill eni ila h d, nn. ill an I
I'oiikIi floor they hjve to practa-.' on
at homo. They were defeated by a
score of lt;:l, hut a all barons of
chance lout; slire ib-ad sa that i
food looser is beii.-i lliaii a bad win
Her w e t;el some c on bula! ion.
liiarreliiiK over who's rlnht and who'd
wrotiK we hitiK em on (he bean and
4 hey cool down. ( llrlcks are high
now. too )
"I'eacon" Fish forgot the tilher day
he diiped his pen ill the ink and
then put it in his mouth. "Peak"
say. It tasted like a combination of
run powder and coffee, sweetened
Aith sawdust.
When "Ciiib" Meets wants to fin-l
a "lihvit" in his "Cash Hook," he
just rubs it over his left ear.
Il.ilph l.ove was hanker this week
ami he i losed his hank on account of
'milium out of deposit slips.
I'll! I.iiniley is a little excited now
lavs lie has ruined four hits worth
-f pens already, lie misses the Ink
bottle every t-hui. Mrs. I'lank is
ihiiiMio: about takint; out insurance
on the lahl'-s.
PERSONALS
Sybil Westfall was absent from
si hool Monday on ac ount of a badlv
WIT
Can a man buy a cap for his knee?
Or a key for a lock of his hair?
Can his eyes be called an academy
Uecnuse he has pupils there?
In the crown of his head
What gems am set?
Who crosses the bridge of his nose?
Can he use in shingling
The roof of his mouth.
The nails on the ends of his toes?
JOKES
That old saying, "Truth hurts."
surely Ih so, for Fi 'iiay nu ruing w hen
we sang out of our basketball sot'i;:,
which runs Oh Harry, Oh Ha'-y
Starry, how (h ladies fall for you' -Harry
turned scvrlet and we saw lii.-
lips twitch an 1 fist clench, and ime
I The frodi president i looking ipc'e
a'ci. We. w onder If it Is lo a u -,e ,
I t he is ".-wof.-t sixteen" ( ?l
I
Morothy lias taken a liklnrr to
'"Old Sprinpfi'-ld." espei-ialy th" one
1 no pertaining to Harry.
Ilngli.ih -'hiss: Miss Mfiflinger '
''Laurel, conj'ieaie the verb, 'hurst
Laurel: "linr-l- Im t- busted." (
Miss M rflinger m Mara Vollt-tadt . j
"L;e li fill who enters tiie campiire
tfir!., club ha- to pay ', tents. "
C'aia: "Wei!, if w.- can get ten girl.-. '
to in toueiher w e fan join for only .
.M"" 1 1 thiiir Clara hail better take '
another ve;,r of algebra, don't vou I !
The niornitig set t!on of the Fneli- 'i,
V clas-i enjoyed the debate iriven Fri- '
day. The subject discussed was. "Re. 1
solved, that cats should be taxed Me
s;'!nc as tings." The speakers for tic -al
f iraiat ivo were Joe Meets, Jonah.
Met is and Joseph Moots. The speak-
4-rs for tin- negative were Noah Dee'.--, j
Clifford Faiiiirum atul Kirov Ninnis. I
The negative were victorious by a I
vote of 1 to 1.
U s all very well to talk about the
fellow who can sing, and won't sing,
hut we want to know what is to be
come of the fellow- who can't sing,
Mid will sintr.
"The rain ii raineth every day
I 'poll the Just and unjust fellar i
i.,i i . i
i on iiiiii i- ujiou me juim iiei au.-e
The unjust Likes the just's lilll- i
harllar."
I'aniest Kuiked at Mor.a.
oh. what a pretty Miss.
I If t rept a little nearer.
Then gently stole a way.
"Wiry are you always behind ii
your studies?"
"liecause if I were not behind 1
could not pursue them."
Hurry: "Mamma, can I eat another
piece of pie?"
Mamma: "I suppose you can," with
eringly. Harry: "Well, may I?"
Mamma: "No, dear, you may not."
Harry: "Dam grammar anyhow."
"Why is Mrs. Plank never cranky
in school?"
"She leaves her crank In her Ford."
tliless the Ford.)
students, flipping u dollar (where
did Hey get It) to nee what fhey
clio'ild flo: "If it's tails we go to be1.
if t s heads we go to the show and
if if stands on etlgn we ftudy."
"I.cwey's worried, and I'll bet
Yon it s over me," said Grate,
iiiii when looking in his watch
She found she wasn't in the casn.
Question: "I'se the word pardon in
"l sentence"
Answer: "My pard an I are going
f.i.UnY'
A RUSTIC WEDDING.
Out jumped the brakeman, con
din tor, peanut butt her and a hobo.
The peanut butcher started to try to
sell some papers and fruits to a few
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CANCER
NO KNIFE AND LOSS OF BLOOD
No Plasters and Paint for Hours
or Days
TUMORS, PILES, FISTULA, GOITRE
DISEASES OF WOMEN SKIN
STOMACH, BOWELS Four years
study in Europe. Over thirty years
Experience.
Portland Physical Therapy Labora
tories, 412 to 417 Journal Building
Portland, Ore.
ROBERT BURNS Lodge, No
TS, A. M. F., Ancient am
Accepted Scottish fttte Unl
vcrsal and Symbolic Fret
CI V Masons meets first and thin
vV6 Friday evening In W. O. W
' balL Visiting brothers wel
come.
Lee Chirk Chas. Klngswell
Secretary. ' R. W. M.
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