SV, Spring Medicine There's no Season when good medicine is bo much needed as in Spring, and there's no medicine which does so much good in Spring as Hood's Sarsaparilla. . Do not delay taking it. Don't put it off till ytrar health tone gets too low to be liftciL Hood's Sarsaparilla Will give you a good appetite, purify and enrich your blood, over, come that tired feeling, give you mental and digestive strength and steady nerves. Be sure to ask for IIOOD'S, the best medicine money can buy. It is Peculiar to Itself Bad Fueling In Spring'-"In the spring I was reefing very badly. My blood was very poor. I began taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. It did me much pood. I think It is a wonderful spring medicine and reccramend it to all sick and suffering." Ethkl L. Baajr, Eaton Center, N. II. A Rare Fish. The rarest fish In British waters is the ribbon fish. Only 16 specimens have beeu recorded la the last cen tury. It is an inhabitant of the great depths of the ocean. CATARRH CAJfNOT BE CCRD With local applications, as they cannot reach theseatol the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional dtM-ae,nl ui order to cor it you must take internal remedies, Hills Ca tarrh Cure is taken internallv, and aets.lirectty on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall's Ca tarrh Cure is not a quack ruedieinc. It was prescribed by one of the best physlcisnt in this country for years, and isa regular prescription. It is composed of toe ben tonics knon. com bined with the best blood purifiers, scan di rectly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two Ingredients is what pro duces nch wonderful results in caring catarrh. Send for testimonials, free. W.J. CHEN ky A CO., Proprs., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, price 58c. Halls Family Pills are the best He Wanted Tew Know. Ticket Seller (in theater box office) Seats in the parquette are 3, and in the dress circle $2. Uncle Pumpkinduster (of Swamp Junction) Say! be that your "askin' price," or what you expect tew get? An Inactive I.lver. Stomach Din orders. Hick Headache aud other ills arising from an Imperfect digestion are cored br G tttriKLD TEA which is made from HERB?. Spheres of Influence. "Spheres of influence" embrace pretty much all that is worth appro priating of , Africa, territorially sls serenths of the continent. ' This signature is on every bos of the genuine Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets the remedy that cores a cold 1st mm day Manufacture of Glucose. Glucose is now manufactured large ly from corn starch. Its commercial Talue lies in its use as an adulterant of cane and beet sugar. A NEW ACCOUNT BOOK or Particular Interest to Thrtshermtn and Farmers. Rupsell & Co., of Portland, Ore., the largest dealers in machinery on the Pacific Coast, have just issued at con siderable expense a neat and veiy com plete account book for up-to-date tniniliniH..a. a. mi . ..iiCDMciiuiu, etc. ine ucoks are lor free distribution, and all people who want mem should write immediately to Kustell & Co., Portland, Ore. Police Judges in Porto Rico. Mayors of the different towns in Porto Rico at present have exclusive Jurisdiction in police court cases, whether or not they know a word of law; and from their decisions there Is no appeal. Pino s Cure is the best medicine we ever used for all aHcctions of the throat and Fe'rioTrjOtl' ' E"DHhx Van buret., Iud., Well Enough. "Didn't I tell you to let well enough alone?" said the doctor to the con valescent who had disobeyed and was suffering a relapse. "Yes, doctor," whined the patient, "but I wasn't well enough." The Best Prescription for Malar! rhlil rJe t!t.1s ." of Grove' Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine In a tasteless form. Ko dare. Mo Pay. Yrlce fiOo. A Long River. Long rivers drain a large territory of country. The Ganges Is nearly 1600 miles in length, and drains an area of 750,000 square miles. ewXl l.r muwm all ilt Tails. rf Use f j ' s s new wuhu onip, i antes uooo. -I I. J in tune. Hold hf aruueiot. imnmy-im what is the greatest lorce u wcai pontics? Tommys Pop -roe police force, my sou.-Phlladel- pbla Record, Old Gentleman Here. sir. bow la It I catch you kissing my daughter? The Uver By sneaking lu on us. sir. Philadelphia Press. There's a lucky tnnu for yout "How's thatr "Why. he's got a but- !?r so dignified that he even awes the cook into submlsslon'-llrooWlyn Life. Teas Mr. Phoxy seems very anxious to nave uis wire make over ber Inst year's gown. JessHe'll make over $30 or $40 If she does. Philadelphia itcss. "Yes, your honor, the butcher was ugly. I asked blm for a choice cut." -What did he give your "An under cut. "TUree dollars and costs."- Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I suppose you love to give pleasure," said the altrurlan to the humorous lec turer. "Yes, Indeetl." replied the other. "I'd have to quit If I didn't, you kuow." Cleveland Tlaln Dealer. So your sou has returned from col lege, has heT' VYes." "Did he get his degree?" "Yes; he got about fifteen degrees below the graduating require meat." Itlehmond Dispatch. She Indeed. It's not au easy thtng for a girl to get a husband, lie Why, a pretty girl can make her choice of four out of every Ave men she meets. She But It's the fifth man she wants. "What do you call these?" he asked at the breakfast table. "Flannel cakes," replied the. wife of his bosom. "Flannel? They made a mistake and sold you corduroy this time. Haiti- more American. Over Nothing: "This wireless teleg raphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel." "What possible connection Is there between the two?" "It's prac tically having words over nothlug. Philadelphia Times. Mrs. Housekeep Why don't you gc to work? Weary Walker Well, lady, yer see I'm wat yer might call an "un happy medium." Mrs. Housekeep In deed? And what do you mean by that? Weary Walker Why, I'm too heavy fur light work and too light fur heavy work. Philadelphia Pres Elderly I saw you with the charm ing Miss Uedstrong to-day. I know ber parents very well. Youngman Do you? I wish you'd pnt In a bad word for me with them. Elderly You mean i -, a "good" word, of course. Youngman No, I don't. If I only get ber parents to oppose me I'll land the girl sure. Philadelphia Press. "I never undertake an Important business venture In the afternoon; his tory has established a superstition that makes It seem unfortunate to do so." "To what historical event do you at tribute such a theory as that?" "Why, the fall of Adam. That happened at the approach of Eve, you know." Richmond Dispatch. Tallied One: "Enphemla," said young Spoonamore, "will you marry me?" "1 will not!" replied the young woman, in dlgnantly. "Miss Llckladder," be re joined, making an entry In a small memorandum book and replacing It In his pocket, "you have the honor of be ing the first girl who has refused me since the new century began." Chi cago Tribune. Harry Uncle George, at the end of tills marriage notice of Cousin Tom's It nays: "No cards." What does that mean? Uncle George It doesn't mean anything, Harry. Tbat Is to say, It Is only a blind. It Is a promise tbat Tom will give up cards; but, bless you, he won't be a month married before he'll be back to the poker table again. Bos ton Transcript. Johnny Pa, doesn't a man sometimes speak so rapidly tbat the stenographer can't follow him, and say so many wonderful things that they are lost In admiration of his eloquence? Pn Yes; I have beard tbat something of the kind does happen now and then; but why do you ask, Johnny? Johnny I notice that when you make a speech the papers always say. "Mr. Breeze also spoke." Boston Transcript. The Real Trouble: Mrs. de Style (lookliig from her paper) The idea! I told that reporter not to meatlon my name in connection with the Glugere's reception, and yet he's done it. I'll Just go down to that newspaper office to-morrow and see about this. Mr. de Style Oh! I wouldn't pay anj atten tion to it, my dear. ,Mrs. de Style I wouldn't, but they've got my name spelled wrong. Philadelphia Press. What Hurt Worst: "I don't mind beln' accused of kidnapln', y'r honor," the prisoner said, the hue of shame and mortification mantling - his grimy cheek; "what grinds me Is that any body sh'd accuse me of stenlln this boy, w'en I know Ms dad couldn't pay two bits to bave 'lm brought back, an wouldn't if he could. I hate to have folks think I'm a durn fool!" And be looked fiercely around the court room, as If be would like to fight the whole at crowd. Chicago Tribune. Foravmrnod, The liability to disease is greatly icrae tea when the Wood is in gcxxi con (tittrvt anil iVij ;-fMi1iitirn Tifultliu and vinmn. t- ,.. .11 t.f is promptly carried out of the system otherwise it would rapidly accumulate fermentation would take nlace. the Mood become polluted and the const! tution so weakened that a simple malady might result seriously. A healthy, active circulation means good digestion aud strong, healthy nerves. As a blood purifier and tonic S. S. S. has no equal. It is the safest and best remedy for old people and children because it contains no minerals, but Is maae exclusive! v of roots and herbs No other remedy so thoroughly and effectually cleanses the blood of im- purities. Atthe same time it builds up the weak and de bilitated, and reno vates the entire sys tem. It cures permanently all manner of blood and skin troubles. XTm W4 Is V.I I - TTk... n bad Eosema on my bands and face tor five- years. It would break oul in UtUe White) Dustulaa. eriuta would form uul drop off, leartna the skin rod and inflam ed. The doctors did ma no good. I used all the medtaatfd soaps and salves without boned!. R. SL H ntirrtd mjt- &nrt tttw mkin ia as clear and smooth as any one's." lira. Henry Siegfried, of Capo May. N. X, says that twenty-one bottles of B. M. t). cured ber of Canoer of the breast. Doc tor and trteuU thought ber case hope less. Riohard T. flintnep. WinrnU. tL ft.. suffered for Tears with llolle. Two boU wea of h. 8. 8. put his blood In good eon diUon and the Soils disappeared. Send lor our free book, and write our physicians about your case. Medical advice free. THI SWIFT SPCCIFtfl CO, ATLANTA, JL For Telephone Girls. Shower baths are being put In the Paris telephone exchanges for the use of the telephone girls. It Is thought that this will aid them In keeping their health. In America the girls In many telephone exchanges have long enjoyed this comfort. Absurd Sayings. " De Tanque Conventional saluta tions are absurd. A man will often say absent mlndedly that it's a nice day, when it's raining cats and dogs. O'Soaque Yes; I treated a blind man to a drink yesterday, and he said: "Here's looking at you." Philadelphia Record. PerNet System Cleaners. Keep clean Inside ss well as outside and Jl? nre splines;, casrarets caniy tathartle clesnse and purify your body Inside. Udruiis,K)c,zs,6uo. ' , Armament of New Ships. The armament of the new British battleships Queen and Prince of Wales will be of a tery powerful character, and in each case the guns will cost 75,000. When ready for the pen nant each ship will have cost 000,000. Montreal Herald and Star. TOU KNOW WHAT TOP ARB TAKINO When vou take Grove's Tasteless Chill Ton to. uccBuse oo lurmuia is piainiy printed on every bottle showing- that It Is sltnply Iron and Qui nine in a tasteless form. io cure. No far. b Public Baths In England. Out of 34 towns In England and Wales, one-third maintain one or more public baths. They are crowded by factory and shop hands. ' To Increase Governor's 8alary. A proposition Is being urged In Ten nessee to increase the salary of the governor to $5000 a year. It is now $4000. It is thought also tbat the state should supply an executive man slon for his use. Final There Is an end to acute suffering when St. Jacobs Oil promptly enres Sciatica GUTLEB'SGARBOLATEof IODINE A guaranteed Care tor Catarrh sna Consumption, fi.oo. V Lock Box 145, W. H. SMITH a CO., Buffalo, II, Prep's N. P, N. V, Ao. li-ieoi. WUKJf writing to advertisers please mention this paper. MISS FRANCES AU ANDERSON. duhtsr n.v jtmnn ANDERSON, of Virginia, Is at present In Washlnrton. IX CL. m Cor. responding Secretary of the Higher Educational League of that city. Cured of la grippe by Peruna. isg FRANCES M. ANDERSON, Corresponding Kferetary of the Higher Edirathnat 1. aue, writes from thVAstorla'Wash. Ington, I). 0., the following: "About two months ago I was taken very III with la grippe and was oouged to go to bed. I took three bottles of Peruna with very beneficial results, and was able to leave my bed In a week and re gained my usual strength very toon. have nothing but praise for Hcruna, and recommend It to those similarly afflicted when ever I can." 'Prances M. Ander son. La grippe Is, strictly speaking, epi demic catarrh that is to say, a va riety of acute catarrh which is so con tagious and runs a course more or less definite, the same as scarlet fever, whooping cough, etc. During the acute stages of la grippe It Is not a very fatal disease, but the condition in which It leaves the sys tem baa caused the death of a count less number. Indeed, nearly every person who bas had la grippe within the last three years finds himself more or less de ranged by the pernicious effects of this disease. The majority of those who have escaped death find life scarcely worth living. If this vast multitude of people could only know with what certainty and promptness Peruna would relieve them of all the bad efTects which la grippe has brought upon them, what an untold amount of suffering would be averted! Thousands have already heard how quickly this remedy will cure in those cases and have been saved; but tens of thousands bave not yet beard, and mini $3.00 FOR 50 CENTS A new bona tide scheme by which yon may Obtain 13 worth f anv vnnria In thm ot Montgomery, Ward A Co., Chloago, lur k, or any amount at the same rates. Write at once lor particulars. Hoe how we can do It and yet make money. Hent of reivrencp. Agents wanted. C'O-OI'Klt ATI vie mivivi 45-9 Jamleson Building, Spokane, Wssh. M p...,,,. ; ' " ' For Catalogues MANTLES, ret til, 1 hn - pSI j TILINGS.,: iBS0W ' Address - ' J. WALSH OftEGOK. PORTLAND continue to suffer on, dropping Into the grave one by oue. Peruna cures catarrh In all stag and varieties, whether acute or chron ic, and is therefore the most effective remedy ever devised for removing all the derangements which follow la grippe. Samuel M. York writes from lT"oni Grove. AJa the following letter: "Dear Sir: Last week I was taken with la grippe and catarrhal deaf ness, I wrote you for advice and fol lowed your directions. After taking two bottles of Peruna I found myself well of la grippe, and my bearing was fully restored. My health Is better than it has been in five years. "My wife Improved In health tery much after taking Peruna." Samuel M. York. Miss Caroline J. writes as follows: "Three years Kahl, Otlsco, Ind had la grippe trouble. I was and pulmonary very sick. I had hemorrhages of the lungs nearly every day for a year, and three bottles of your Peruna cured me. The doctor said I had consumption. I am now In better health than I have been for many years. "I highly recommend Peruna to all my neighbors and friends. Peruna is my favorite medicine, I shall always have Peruna in the house." Miss Caroline J. Kahl, If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, president of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. POULTRY NETTING ! Buy from the manufacturer. Price In lull rolls 9 (set wide, l.'0 feet long.... eieeesees , " " i - . . 1.80 a ii turn m w, A fit essseesit 1iBt All Kindt of Wire and Iron Work. PORTLAND WIRE A IRON WORKS 149 front St., fortlantt, Oregon. Always rreth. Always the Best mm are sold everywhere. . 1W1 Seed Annual free. S, M. HUT & CO., DETROIT, MIQM. . XX