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GOOD CITIZEN
Jury Duty Chance for Front-Row
View of U.S. Justice at W ork
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The second prom ise o f a good c it
izen: I w ill serve on a ju ry when
asked.
When you receive a notice of
Jury duty, your fir s t reaction m ay
be. ‘ 'B ro th e r, how can I get out of
th is ? " It interferes w ith your w ork
o r leisure. It's a lo t of trouble. The
pay is chicken feed.
Y et anyone who dodges respon
s ib ility o r ju ry duty digs his little
spadeful away fro m the foundation
o f one of our co u n try’ s broadest
freedom s.
The obligation to serve on a ju ry
is the reverse side of the rig h t of
tr ia l by ju ry .
When you sit in a ju ry box and
look at the accused on the stand,
how can you fa il to say, “ There,
but fo r the grace of God, go I? "
Or, when liste n in g to the tw o sides
o f a damage suit, how can you fa il
to say, “ W hat i f I were in the
same fix ? ”
A ju ry of 12 im p a rtia l, open-
m inded men and women, a little
cross section of the com m unity,
under oath, is every m an's protec
tio n against injustice, in d iv id u a l
prejudice, intolerance and perse
cution.
» e e
JU R Y D U TY is a chance to have
a fro n t-ro w view of how our demo-
¡ESCREEMRADIO
By IN EZ GERHARD
LONA MASSEY, has had exper
ience in p laying a beautiful spy;
she did i t in two movies. “ In te r
national
Lady”
and
“ In visib le
Agent.” So her role in the new
NBC Monday nig h t series, “ Top
Secret,” is rig h t up her alley. It
is based on the actual experiences
of a spy whom she knows, but who
could not possibly be so beautiful
as Ilona. Y ou’ ve heard her sing
in “ B a la la ik a ”
and
“ Rosalie” ;
she has fun as a comedian in her
latest pictu re , the M a rx B rothers'
“ Love H appy.” By the tim e you
read this she m ay have p u b licly
announced th a t the m arvellous new
rin g she wears on her le ft hand
means th a t m a rria g e is in the of
fin g ; as yet she hasn't a dm itted it.
I
P o rte r H a ll, the character star,
has a nice, m eaty ro le in P a ra
m ount’ s “ Ace in the H ole,” s ta rrin g
K irk Douglas and Jan Sterling.
Laid in Albuquerque. N M , it is
the story of a b ig-tim e newspaper
re p o rte r who hits the skids, then
sees a chance fo r a comeback while
covering the story of a man im p iis -
oned below ground. H a ll plays the
newspaper editor
Bandm aster Paul L a va lle and
his “ Band of A m e ric a " w ill make
a 15-minute recording of A m erican
m arches fo r the State D epartm ent's
"V o ice of A m e ric a .” I t w ill be re
leased in Ita ly , w ith L a va lle doing
the com m entary, in Ita lia n .
I c ra tic ju stice is adm inistered
You m ay have wondered why ju s
tice moves so slowly and why so
j m uch expense is ju s tifie d in some
tim es m in o r cases. Prom your seat
in the ju ry
box you w ill
gain a new
and
com
fo rtin g re a l
ization that
the system
of
p le a s ,
rules of evi
dence,
ob
jections. ex
ceptions and
legal briefs and argum ents, com
plicated as it is, gives tim e and op
p o rtu n ity fo r the slightest ra y of
possible innocence to shine out—
fo r the tru th to p re v a il beyond the
shadow of any reasonable doubt.
L a ck of fa m ilia rity m ay have
given you a distorted view of co u rt
room procedure, and a fe a r o r dis
lik e of courts in general.
J u ry
duty gives you a new in sig h t into
the reasons fo r the m any happen
ings of the courtroom w hich can
not fa il to send you home a better
citizen.
There are three kinds of ju rie s
on w hich you m ig h t be called to
serve:
The grand ju r y ’ s function is to
hear com plaints of the com m ission
of an offense and to inquire, by aid
of testim ony presented by the dis
tr ic t attorney, whether there are
"p rim a facie.” th a t is, “ at firs t
v ie w .” grounds fo r c rim in a l pros
ecution. I t functions, therefore sole
ly in c rim in a l courts.
• • •
IN A FEW states the grand ju ry
m ay be done away w ith, even in
m u rd e r cases, and the charges m ay
thus be brought by the prosecutor,
to avoid delays incident to grand
ju ry hearings.
A tr ia l ju ry , p e tit ju ry or com
mon ju ry is used in a ll cases except
when the accused elects to be trie d
by the court or is charged w ith only
a “ petty offense.” I t functions only
a fte r the grand ju ry has returned
an in d ictm e n t against the accused.
Witnesses are presented both by
the prosecuting o ffice r in the behalf
of the state or com m onwealth and
by the attorney fo r the defendant.
T H E P E T IT or common ju r y is
employed in c iv il cases, except
where the issue is one of such a
nature th a t the case m ay be de
cided by the co u rt (judge) w ith o u t
a ju ry . The procedure is m uch the
same as in a c rim in a l case, except
that the d is tric t or state's attorney
has no connection w ith it. P riv a te
citizens, and not the state or com
m onwealth, are the prosecutors in
a c iv il suit, except where the state
has a c iv il interest, as in a tax case,
fo r example.
A coroner’ s ju ry is im paneled by
the coroner to help decide facts
surrounding death of one or m ore
persons when there is cause to
believe th a t death m ay have re
sulted fro m a c rim in a l a c t The
coroner acts as presiding judge,
has the power to ca ll witnesses and
m ay place suspected persons under
bond to aw ait grand ju ry action.
T h is a r t ic l e Is C h a p t e r 2 , f th e
b o o k le t " G o o d C l t ls e n ” p r o d u c e d h r
th e A m e r ic a n H e r l t a p e F o o n d a t lo n .
s p o n s o rs o f th e fre e d o m t r a i n .
A
c o m p le te b oo k m a y be o b ta in e d by
s e n d in g 25 c e n ts to th e A m e r i c a n
H e r i t a g e F o u n d a t io n , 12 E a s t 45th
S tre e t, N e w Y o rk , N . Y .
ACROSS
1 M ix
5 Edible
rootstock
0 Game
played on
horseback
tO Greek
poet
,
I t , Lassies
12 W itc h c ra ft
14 A ny place
o f bliss
16 A uthor of
“ The W and
ering Jew"
17 Elevated
tra in
(shortened)
18 Shield
20 Personal
pronoun
21 Stitches
24 Pile
26 Decree
28 A pan of
a balance
31 Sailors
33 Recognize
34 Ahead
36 Bamboolike
grass
38 E xist
39 June-bug
41. Run away
44 Movable
barriers
46 C hristm as
songs
47 T u rn a b o u t
a fixed point
48 Monkey
(So Am )
49 Shade
trees
50 G irl's
name
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CORNER
MIRROR
ANSWIR
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13 L e tte rC
IS E xclam a
tio n of
disgust
19 Bag
22 H um or
23 Wound
m ark
25 K e ttle
27 Long locks
29 Medicinal
plant
soldiers
30 Pitchers
32 Dry. as wine
m ing-btrd
34 Strange
Equips
35 Rope w ith
Hatred
running knot
Web-footed
37 Ita lia n poet
birds
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T hey D o n 't K now
How mild can a cigarette be?
MORE PEOPLE
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42 T oil
43 Cherished
animals
45 Alcoholic
beverage
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WIND FOR THE MILLS
By Richard H Wilkinson
T WAS TH E FAMOUS wind storm i
of 1935 w hich lasted three days
and w hich n e a rly devastated the
town of M apleridge that gave Silas
Kent the idea of selling his wind
m ill to the town. The heavy gales j
p ra c tic a lly ruined the m ill as a use-
,___________
fu l f a r m
ap
pliance, a fact
w hich was, ac
tually, u n im p o r
tant,
as Silas
had
Installed
town w a te r three years before But
it gave h im the idea nevertheless;
i t was either a m a tte r of paying to
have the thing repaired, or sell it,
and as Si was a hard-shelled old
New England Yankee of the firs t
water, the idea of paying fo r any
th in g Kent against the grain.
He waited a month and then
dropped over to his neighbor. Asa
Gardener.«.
“ How ’s that?” said Asa, re g a rd
ing Si in astonishment. “ Sell the
town th a t ric k e ty old w in d m ill? Sell
it? Why, you blasted old highway
ro bber! It's a wonder we ain’ t got
out an in ju n ctio n agin you long
ago fe r defacin’ the landscape.
I
Si reddened to his ears.
“ R ickety aid w in d m ill!
You
c a llin ' my w in d m ill ricke ty?
Dang you, -Ase, you’ re plumb
onrom antic and onsentim cntal.”
“ I t ’s tim e it was torn down and
drug o ff then,” said Asa. “ I t ’ s c lu t
te rin g up the scenery.”
The next day Si went down town
and tackled other prom inent c iti-
By BILLY ROSE
C h arlie asked to borrow his keys
"M a yb e w ith the cellar key,” he
said, ” 1 could get into Dunkel-
m e ye r’ s basem ent?"
“ On this block,” said Schultz,
"the locks are m ostly the same.
E ut w hat business you got in his
basement?”
" I t came to me a thought.” said
m y uncle, “ b u t don’t w orry, I 'l l be
delicate like a la d y fin g e r.”
Can you make yourself dream w hat you want to?
It
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*V/hcit Dreams
May Come .. /
Illg House
B iltm o re House, George Vander
b ilt estate nt Asheville, N C . con
ta ins l l i l bedroom suites. It re
quires around five hum s to v is it
u ll the rooms in the house.
The Cherokees of N orth C aro
lina do not know w hat the name
of th e ir trib e means. They c u ll
them selves “ A id - Y u n w iw a ” o r
“ real people” .
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Uncle Charlie, Delancey Street Machiavelli, Sets a Irap
F o rty years ago when C harlie m a rrie d m y Aunt Frieda and moved
Into a fla t on A lle n street, things were so tough th a t they seldom knew
where th e ir next boiled potato was com ing fro m , and the couple would
have gone hungry m any a nig h t had it not been fo r a kin d ly baker on De
lancey street named Schultz who occasionally slipped them a bag of stale
bread.
L a te r, when m y uncle got a Job
and began b rin g in g home a fa iris h
"IFZitf/ you’re needing to stop
buck, he kept up his friendship
tb it Jakie-Come-Lalely," my Un
w ith Schultz, and to this day i f m y
cle Charlie to ld h it friend one
aunt so m uch as
day, "is public relations."
buys an onion ro ll
"W o n ’t do no good," said
fro m another bak
Schultz. "Even my private rela
er he’ll shout, “ In-
tions are buying from D unkel
g ra te n ik !
Y ou’ re
meyer."
nipping the band
“
Then advertise,” said Charlie.
th a t once was feed
” 1 am recom m ending B attstein,
in g u s !”
B artsteln,
D urstein
and—pardon
A c o u p le
of
the expression—Osborn."
m onths ago, C harlie
“ F our fellas fo r one job?” said
fin a lly
got
a
the old baker. “ Who could afford
chance to square
B illy Rose
it? ”
up his long-stand
ing debt when a
“ Besides, you should fix up your
Viennese gentlem an named Dunkel- window. F o r Instance, la y out the
m e ye r opened a bakeshop a few bagels like an A m erican fla g .”
doors aw ay fro m Schultz’ s ru n
“ Waste of tim e ,” said Schultz
down establishm ent. I t was quite “ b u t I got another Idea. This Dun-
a layout—n e w ly-fixtu re d , complete ke lm e ye r is using m achines to
w ith ch ro m iu m counters and, as If m ix his dough and maybe your
th a t w e re n 't enough, an h erm etic w ife, Frieda, could ta lk It around
ally-sealed d isp la y window out- th a t on his ro lls he is s p rin k lin g
lined w ith neon tubing.
m etal filin g s instead o f poppy
• • o
seeds.”
SHO RTLY A F T E R he opened,
“ Too big a ris k ,” said m y uncle.
the Viennese began to spread it '■Dunkelmeyer could answer back
around th a t his c o m p e tito r used th a t there is fingernails In your
unsanitary methods and th a t the pum p e rnicke l.”
raisins in his cupcakes som etim es
“ So w h a t? " said Schultz. “ B et
had wings. This, o f course, was te r a fin g e rn a il than nuts and
h ittin g below the breadbasket, but
bolts.”
It brought results and. as o f a few
weeks ago, the old b a k e r’s shop
T H E N E X T E V E N IN G as the
was as deserted as a n ig h tc lu b a t
old man was closing the atore,
noon.
WfFK'S
DOWN
1 Slopped
over
2 E a rly Eng
lish p o litica l
p a rty
3 Troubles
4 G irl's
nickname
5 British
private
BROADWAY AND M A IN STREET
My Uncle Charlie is a man like this: Do him a favor and you’ve
got—or are stuck with—a friend for life.
For instance . . .
I AST
Answer: I've never known any
body who could do th is—in fact.
I'v e heard homes.ck soldiers say
they would give anything to dream
themselves back home, but found
that they could not. This Is be
cause dream ing Is a m ental stute
In w hich your conscious w ill has
lost control of your im agination
,i'id the situations pleasant o r un
pleasant, which vyu create for
yourself are determ ined by your
repressed and unconscious fears
and wishes. While you're h a l f
«sleep you m ay start a dream that
w ill m ake you happy, but you can-
lo t te ll where It w ill take you.
tlon. It seems like ly that a person's
basic feeling of em otional security
depends at least In p a rt on being
adequately nourished, and that the
prolonged sense of Insecurity w hich
would result fro m p a rtia l sta rva
tion m ight well b rin g on the reac
tions the students experienced.
“S * / U r
Are delinquents apt to heroins
criminals?
Answer: That depends upon how
they are treated, say a judge, a
p sych ia trist and a psychologist In
the N orthw estern U n ive rsity Re
view ing Stand. A Juvenile d e lin
quent Is a child w ith a problem ,
not u “ problem ch ild ,” and If he is
Cun diet deficiency change
treated as an enemy by the com
your character?
m u n ity, his finding the answer to
Answer: E xperim ents seem to his problem w ill be made Just so
ihow that it can. In one case, a i much harder. If there were suf
group of norm al college students ficie n t m ental hygiene clinics to
who subm itted for months to a p e rm it a ll Juvenile delinquents to
diet lacking in im p o rta n t vita m in s be shown a b etter way of getting
became not only lazy and lethargic, satisfaction out of life , the danger
but quarrelsom e and dishonest Be of th e ir tu rn in g to crim e m ig h t be
tides the d ire ct effect of m a ln u trl- , avoided.
LOOKING AT RELIGION
than any
other cigarette!
and among the millions who d o .,,
RALPH
BELLAMY
Fn m o u s a c t o r I
"T h e re ’e no ro w s
for th ro at Ir r ita
tion in Show bual-
n a a a . I t ' s in l i d
Camels fo r ma I
T h e y taate »well
—th e y a g r e e w ith
my th ro a t I”
HARSH-LAXATIVE DAYS
ONLY A MEMORY NOW
“ W ish I had heard of w onderful
A L L -B R A N 26 yeara agol H aven't
needed a single, harth Uuatire ain o 1
started eating A L L
B R A N re g u la rly !’ '
Mrs. II. B. Taylor,
1801 Ridge Avenue,
Coraopolis, l ’a.
car nf many unnolto
iled Utter» from A I.U-
Hit A N utertl If you
suffer from constipa
tion due to lark of
dietary bulk, do thia; E a t an ounce
of crispy Kelh>gg’s ALL-BItAN
daily, drink plenty of water I If not
evmpletcly satisfied ufter 10 days,
return empty carton to Kellor-
Buttle Greek, Mich. Get DOUBLE
YOUR MONEY BACK!
Now She Shops
“ Cash and Carry”
W ith o u t P a in fu l B ackach e
Aa wa f» t older, atr»ea and «train,
•aartloa. aa<*r«uilva amoklng or » i p o e u r « l a
cold aometlmra alowa down kidney fun»-
lion. Thia may lead many folks to com
plain of nagging backarh«, loaa of p«p and
•Orrgy, bead ac bra and dlasineaa. (lettin g
up nights or frmjuent passage-« may result
from minor bladtler Irritations dua to cold,
dam pness or dietary Indiscretions.
If your discomforts are due to these
causes, don't wait, try Doan's I’ll!«, a mild
diuretic. Used eiirraeafully by millions for
over bO yeara While theee sym ptom s may
often otherwise occur. It's amanlng how
many tim es Doan's give happy r»lief—
help tha 16 miles of kidney tubes and Alters
flush out waste Get Doan's 1‘Uls lodayl
“ How’ s th a t? " said Asa, re
garding Si in astonishment.
“ Sell the town that ricke ty old
w in d m ill? "
zens.
But he was too late.
Asa
G ardener had. apparently, thought
Si’ s idea about the best joke he’d
heard In years, and had proceeded
to let every one in on it. Worst of
all, M apleridge's citize n ry saw eye
to eye w ith the selectm an
They
were easily amused.
Si came home in a rage. He
was serious in his idea about
erecting the w in d m ill on the village
green. Why, they were even ta lk
ing about getting % court order to
m ake him tear it down. I f they
succeeded it would cost him some
money The thought was griping.
I t is necessary to note that
coincidence played a big p a rt in
the events that transpired during
the next week. F o r it was coinci
dence, most assuredly, that caused
J. A llan
Brown,
philanthropist,
public-spirited citizen of Boston,
Mass., to pen the le tte r that set all
M apleridge agog. The le tte r was
directed to S. Kent. He opened it
in the postoffice, w ith h a lf a dozen
curious citizens standing id ly by.
W ithin an hour every resi
dent of M apleridge knew that
the great J. A llen Brown had
spotted Si Kent’s w in d m ill, and
wanted to buy It fo r $1500 to
add to a collection of Am erican
relics he was m aking.
D oan s P ills
, H,lp relit,« «»trass of MONTHLY ,
THE JEWS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT GAVE MUCH ATTENTION TO
T H E BEARD, REGARDING IT, WHEN LONG AND FULL, AS THE
NOBLEST ORNAMENT OF MAN. TO NEGLECT, TEAR OUT OR CUT
OFF A BEARD WERE SIGNS OF DEEP MOURNING. TO BE DE
PRIVED OF HIS BEARD WAS A MARK OF INFAMY FOR A M A N .
KEEPING HEALTHY
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Emotional Causes Start 'Heartburn'
By Dr. James W
f i r H I L E T H E T E R M heartburn Is
fre q u e n tly heard, m any who
(uffer w ith it believe i t has some
th in g to do w ith the heart. They
v o rry unnecessarily. It Is called
peartburn because it is close to the
Heart region but it is not caused in
T T TOOK M A P L E R ID G E about a in y way by the heart.
* h a lf day to grasp the s ig n ifi | H eartburn, sometim es c a l l e d
cance of all this, and then things :ardiospasm (heart spasm) is due
That ntght happened to be
began to happen. A special town I to an obstruction of the low er end
Saturday and Delancey street—
m eeting was held. Speeches were i f the tube (oesophagus) w hich
the Champs Elyseet of the East
made to the effect th a t Si K e n t’s :a rrie s food fro m the th ro a t to the
Side— uas a-hop w ith window-
w in d m ill was ce rta in ly a landm ark itom ach. The obstruction is not due
shoppers, and around 10 a crowd
and it would be a shame to have lo food or other substance but to a
began to m o b Dunkelmeyer's
it moved o ff to some museum. partial closure (spasm) of this
window. And small wonder—
Why, Si h im se lf had suggested m uscular tube.
tw o mice were nibbling at the
erecting it on the villa g e green.
groom on lop of a seven-layer
Just w hat causes this tube to
A com m ittee was appointed to
wedding cake, w hile a th ird
dose p a rtly and appear to cause
see Si the very next m orning.
peeped in shy ecstacy from be
i real m echanical obstruction is
“ W hat?” said SI. “ Give you
Unknown. In m y own experience
hind the bride’s wedding dress.
M y w in d m ill? A fte r the way
I close re la tive was sure she had
you talked? Dang you, get nffin
When the gogglers were 10 deep,
i grow th in the tube because she
m y property! G it o ffin It afore
C harlie elbowed his way to the
]:ould feel the food "s tic k in g ” in
I have you throwed o ff !”
window
"Is on account D unkel
m eyer has his m ix in g machines
The com m ittee w ith d re w to the ;he tube Just near the stomach. In
¡jrd e r to convince her th a t no real
in the c e lla r,” he explained to the sidewalk and consulted.
Presently they returned.
B e rt Obstruction was present, I had her
crowd. “ In them the m ice are
Englewood, a la w ye r who was con watch, by means of the fluoroscope
b u ild in g nests.”
Well, that did it, and a tew days sidered quite an o ra to r, made a 'X -ra y) the tood (b a riu m ) going
la te r when m y uncle breezed into speech. He wound up by o ffe rin g
his frie n d ’ s shop, the Dutchm an $2000 cash for the w in d m ill, and
Si weakened.
kissed him on both cheeks.
T riu m p h a n tly the com m ittee w ith
“ D unkelm eyer
is kaput,”
he
said
“ I t wasn’t ethics, but It drew and Si went back into his
There is a trend now to make
house. He closed the door and be
brought back the custom ers.”
“ Up-to-date
public
re la tio n s,” gan to laugh, w hich was alm ost a itate m ental hospitals centers of
phenomenon. Sara, his wife, looked prevention, e a rly diagnosis and
said C harley modestly.
“ How you d rille d a hole fro m the at him in astonishemer^, and SI early tre a tm e n t of m ental a il
ments.
c e lla r up to D unkelm eyer's w in said:
a • •
" I t ’ s nothing, Sara, nothin’ . Only
dow
I
can
understand,”
said
There are m any causes of ar-
Schultz, “ but where did you get 'it’ s a lucky thing fe r m e them folks
d idn’ t insist on me showin’ 'em that ih ritls —Infection, diet. In ju ry, cold,
the m ice in such a h u rry ? ”
“ S im p le ," said m y uncle. “ 1 set le tte r from J. A llen. Why, there moisture and em otional d is tu rb
a cage-trap in your pa n try next to w a n 't nothin’ on it but a lot of scrlb- ance—and no single successful
¡method of treatm ent.
blin, I done m ysef.”
the cheese s tru d e l.”
Barton
down to the stomach. While this
was a num ber of years ago, I be
lieved that nervousness was caus
ing the symptoms.
In Gastroenterology, Drs. S. Wolf
and T. P. A lm y report that they
made
repeated observations • of
swallowed barium sulfate in 14 pa
tients w ith well-established ca rd io
spasm. They found th a t the ob
struction in the oesophagus was
often associated w ith a decided
amount of movem ent of the lower
tw o-thirds of the oesophagus.
Even when the oesophagus was
widened to some extent, the ca rd io
spasm was present; it was only
when it was g re a tly widened that
this extra amount of m ovem ent dis
appeared.
These two physicians
found th a t these spasms bore a d i
re ct relation to stresses and strains
o r freedom from stress and strain
in the em otional life of these pa
tients.
In short-term experim ental ob
servations, it was noted th a t when
em otional topics were discussed,
there was an increase in the ob
stru ctive symptom«.
HEALTH NOTES
Blood rem oved fro m a patient
Just recovering fro m the flus, when
injected into the veins of a pa
tie n t suffering w ith the m alady,
seems to b rin g fever down and
help In the patient's speedier re
covery,
•
a
a
There are m ore than 200 causes
o f headache, m ost of them due to
rem ote causes.
FEM A LE
COMPLAINTS
Are you troubled by d is treat o f fe
m ale fu n ctio n al periodic d is tu rb
a n c e s? D o es th is ninke you suffer
from pain, feel an nerr o u t. tired —a t
such times? T h e n a le rt ta king Lydia
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ab ou t ten days before to relleva
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grand soothing effect on one of
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T ru ly the woman's friend I
\TDII t. P1HKHAM S COMPOUND^
O n ly Bad H e a lth
C a n G e t Irish Dow n
W ACO, T E X .— M rs. Tom C. Gaddy,
010 Washington Ave., claims the
only th in g th a t w ill .get a good Iris h
man down is had health—and th a t
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the Gaddy homo
because C r a z y
W a t e r C rystals
are v e r y much
a p a rt o f the
fa m ily .
She says: “ For
tw e n ty years, I
h a v e n 't b e e n
w i t h o u t Crazy
W a te r Crystals.
E very m orning 1
take a teaspoon-
Mrs. Gaddy
fu l in a glass o f warm w ater. I have
had a lo t o f stomach trouble— and I
believe Cruzy W ater C rystals has
done more fo r me than all the re s t
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we get fro m them .”
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M any ailm ents th a t fo lks s u ffe r
w ith — upset stomach, gns pain«,
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fe p lin g and many other body ache»
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to fa u lty elim ination.
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