S O U T H E R N O R E G O N N E W S R E V IE W
BROADW AY A N D M A IN STREET
Each VVifh Your Own
Initial!
Uncle Charlie and Leopard Had Much in Common;
They Both Preferred Lunch to Love—Or Did They?
By BILLY ROSE
Som e w eeks ago w hen the new spapers fron t-p aged the story of
the leopard w hich strolled back into its cage after being AWOL for
th ree days, a lot of people w ondered w hether it returned because it
w as hungry or because it w as lonely for a certain lady leopard in
th e n ext enclosure.
It so happened that around the same time, by a strange double-
take of destiny, my Uncle Charlie also went on the prowl, and his re
turn a few days later raised the identical question on the lower East
Side—was it lunch or was it love?
I t all began when my Aunt Frieda
got the social bee in her babushka.
is auay the cat, is playing the
Joined the Delancey
mice— and they ain't playing hla-
street chapter of
biash.“
the Daughters of
“You
are implicating
my
Deborah, and went
Charlie is a rat?”
off to Atlantic City
“Rat, sthneat! .4 si the widow
for its annual con
Greenhouse.“
vention.
Knowing
A bit shaken, Frieda posted her
Charlie for what he
self inside the candy store across
was—a man with
the street, and when Charlie, wear
his f e e t in the
ing a carnation, came out she fol
c l o u d s and his
lowed him —and sure enough, he
head on the ground
high-stepped down the block to the
Billy Rose
—Frieda began to
home of Mrs. Greenhouse.
worry that he’d get
Now, if this were a movie, our
ptomaine from eating a tainted heroine would hold her tongue for
blintz in a restaurant, and so one six reels of misunderstanding and
afternoon she boarded a bus and suspense—but Frieda was never on*
made a quick trip to New York to for slow emotion. She waited a jit
see if everything was all rig h t
tery five minutes, rang the widow's
bell and barged right in when she
•‘YOU MISS M E , Charlie?’’
“ Why should I miss you—you're saw Charlie sitting in front of a
here. What gives in Atlantic City?” mound of chopped liver big enough
“In
Atlantic
City
is giving to feed the four M arx Brothers.
“ Pull up a chair,” said the wid
speeches,” said my aunt. “Tom or
row we are deciding about the hy ow. “ I got a pot roast you could
cut it with a fingernail.”
drogen bomb, yes or no."
Frieda sniffed. “ To me, it smells
“In such a case, you better go
right back.” said m y uncle. “ Bye- like a boiled beef what boiled too
bye, and don't take no wooden long.”
“ Is that so?” said Mrs. Green
knlahes.”
house. “A ll week your husband is
On the street, Frieda met a gos
enjoying.”
sipy neighbor who said, "When
THE
FICTION
CORNER
By IN E Z G ER HA RD
AN SEYM O UR , despite his busy
radio and television schedule,
■till manages to find time to lend a
helping hand to those in need. The
emcee of NBC’s “We the People,”
CBS’s “ Sing It Again” and other
programs has accepted the invitation
of the National Cancer Foundation
D
DAN SEYM O UR
to be the national chairman of its
1950 fund drive. This on top of his
active participation with the Boy'»
Clubs of America and other public
organizations. And Seymour has
no intention of being merely an
honorary chairman and letting other
people do the work. He’s busy as a
beaver, lining up to peoples in all
fields to a c t as his assistants;
they’re accepting gladly.
Bonita Granville plays the piano in
Eagle-Lion's “ Guilty of Treason,”
and actually plays! No off-stage
double performs for her, as is us
ually the case. Originally she In
tended to be a concert pianist; ex
perienced musicians say she easily
could become one now if she would
give up her motion career and
buckle down to practising and
studying.
M ary Murphy has also hit the
road to stardom—perhaps. U ntil
recently she was wrapping parcels
in a swank shop in Beverly Hills;
she’d come to Hollywood from
Cleveland in 1942. Now she has
signed a long-term contract with
Paramount.
John Close, as doorman at Grau-
m an’s Chinese theater some years
ago, spent his evenings handing
ticket stubs to John Garfield and
other Hollywood celebrities. Now
he's playing an Important role op
posite Garfield in "The Breaking
Point.” I t ’s his third picture. He is
a Los Angeles boy, a graduate of
Hollywood High, where he appeared
in class plays with Alexis Smith.
When they reached home, Frieda
pulled the pin out of her hat. “To
morrow,” she announced, “is roast
duck on the menu. Monday it gives
sauerbraten; Tuesday, chicken with
mandlen soup.”
“ The widow makes a grade-A
goulash," needled by uncle.
"Let her m ake," said my aunt,
“ and let her eat.”
And that ended Charlie's life on
the loose and Frieda's career as a
clubwoman.
As for the question: "Is love or
lunch more important to the male
animal?” —well, the leopard is dead
and my uncle isn't talking.
By Richard H. Wilkinson
'V E IN V E S T IG A T E D some queer
cases but the jewel robbery up
at R iver’s End Lodge topped them
all.
Tracy and I were dumb;
we're ready to admit that, but,
after all, we’re city cops not prim i
tive
wilderness
natives.
The reason we
were called in
w as
because
H o m e r Liver
more’s wife had lost $50.000 worth
of gems, and neither she nor
Homer trusted or had faith in
Eben Jackson, the local constable.
Jackson met us at the station,
and it wouldn’t take a sleuth to
see he was sore at the Livermores.
“ I ’ll show you what 1 al
ready found out,” he told us
briefly, “ then let you smarties
dope out the rest.”
He took us up to the lodge and
showed where a ladder had been
placed against the house. Then he
allowed the thief had probably
taken his loot and skun off in the
woods to hide.
Then Tracy had an idea. “ If we
gotta browse around through the
bushes we ought to have a native
guide.”
Eben recommended Bronco Pete,
who, it seemed, was a guide who
didn’t have enough money to buy
a license for himself, hence was
out of work. We explained our pre
dicament to him and he shrugged
indifferently. Then Tracy flashed
a $20 bill and he changed his mind.
He took the twenty, and a prom
ise of two more after a week's
work, and went away. He came
back the next morning dressed up
in new high-laced boots, riding
breeches, a checked shirt and a
big hat. He was mighty proud, and
I
He was mighty proud, and
looked like the pictures you see
of northwoods guides.
looked like the pictures you see of
northwoods guides.
Well, sir, we started out.
We
trekked through the woods for a
whole day. Then Bronco Pete led
us to a deserted shack. Outside
we found a set of fresh footprints,
the heels of which were marked
with a common Iron cleat.
"Chances are,” said Eben, "if
we find the owner of these here
boot-marks we’ll have us the thief.
I seen tracks like that around the
lodge beneath the window.”
Pete set off through the brush
like a hound on the scent. Tracy
and I followed wearily.
Pete led us straight back to the
lodge, and there, sure enough,
were marked footprints beneath
the bedroom window.
"The thing to do,” Eben told
ns, “ is for yon two nannies to
make yourselves comfortable
In the shack, an* nab the thief
|By JIM RHODY
when he comes home.”
T WASN’T a pleasant prospect,
|
but it seemed like the only bet.
So Tracy and I bought ourselves
some supplies, and moved into the
shack.
The third day, Eben dropped
around to see how we were doing.
We told him in no uncertain terms,
and if he wanted to spell us for a
day we’d split the reward.
“ Mean it?” he said.
“Sure we mean i t You lay your
hands on the thief, you get $2500
cash.”
“Come with m e.” he said.
He took us directly to the Jail
and pointed through the bars at a
prisoner. Bronco Pete.
I
Well, sir, this was It: Bronco
had committed the theft all
right, but it didn't do him
much good, because he coudn’t
dispose of the Jewels.
Nor
could be spend the $50 in cash
he’d swiped along the rocks,
because he hadn't worked for
months, and to do so would
have aroused suspicion. Then
we came along and advanced
him $20 and he bought himself
a new outfit with It, Including
a new pair of boots with cleat
marks on the heels.
Eben was suspicious because he
knew you couldn’t buy a fancy cos
tume like Pete had for less than
$50. But Eben let us go ahead with
the case, as per the request of the
Livermores. till we got fed up; till,
in fact, we offered to split the re
ward.
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of American newspapers as the
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exclusively to advertising.
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sections of the needs, interests,
hopes and desires iif the people of
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ingly do not realize that failure to
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1 Resentment
2 Contain
3 A king who
marries
Gudrun
(Norse
m yth)
4 Fretful
5 Varying
weight
(Ind )
6 Jewish
month
7 Onslaughts
8 Courage
11 Foot
covering
13 Close
15 Bark
19 Drinking
cup
Summer rains can be “soil rob
bers” that cause serious erosion
losses unless farm land Is protect
ed by g o o d conservation safe
guards, Ohio State University soils
research men point out.
A 10-year study of erosion dam
age at the Zanesville. Ohio experi
ment station, showed that more
than HB per cent of the soil loss
due to rainfall occurred in the six
summer months.
Farm soil is
most vulnerable In summer bo-
This Is
SSWORO PUZZLE
ACROSS
1 Mountain
pass (India)
5 Line of
junction
9 Method of
learning
10 Otherwise
11 Papal
letters
12 Corrodes,
as iron
14 Singularity
16 Slat
17 King of
Bashan
(Bib I
18 Sweet
potato
20 Eskimo
tool
21 Oversee
24 Young hen
26 Rowing
Implement
28 Obtained
29 Little parcel
32 Largest
continent
35 Skill
36. Loose-hang
ing point
38 Two
(prefix)
39 One of ths
apostles
41 Sloping
timber
of roof
44. Hillside
dugouts
46 Scorches
47 Combining
form mean
ing Indian
48 Nymph
(Persian
m yth.)
49 Tax
(Scot.,
60 Spirit lamp
88 Per Cent of Loss
Occurs During Season
NEW O U T F IT . . . Home from
Europe for a brief stay before
■he left for the Wimbledon ten
nis matches, Georgeous Gussle
Moran poses c o y l y with a
sketch by Balmain of l ’arls of
a new tennis outfit.
with whit« ator end from
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PACKAGE
Itchless Summer
Summer Rains Can Be
Serious Soil Robbers
“I i m also enjoying her com
pany,* my uncle admitted. “On
many things we are seeing eye Io
tooth.”
“If for widows you got such a
lihing," said Frieda, " I could may
be become one myself.“
CITY COPS
Eve Arden, winding up her
stint in Warners’ “ Tea for
Two,” has both eyes on Broad
way. Richard Whorf has written
a comedy about life in a Boston
boarding house, "The Birds
Were Up All N ight;” she wants
to play in it.
The newspaper plant operated by
Macdonald Carey in the Pine-Thom
as in “The Lawless,” which 1»
wrecked by a mob, was a real one.
B ill Pine, on location, saw that it
was what he wanted, told the own
ers he’d have to wreck It for the
picture, but would rebuild it after
ward. They agreed. So he went
ahead with scenes In the plant. It
was wrecked, and he had it re
paired, for $25,000.
T'm not doubting," said my aunt.
“ From the medicine chest is miss
ing a full box bicarbonate.”
• • •
ON TH E WAY BACK to their flat,
Frieda got right down to cases.
“ What is between you and Mrs.
Greenhouse?" she asked.
“Strictly a cash arrangement.’’
said Charlie. “Seven suppers for
10 dollars.”
“ You can't pull the wool behind
my back,” said my aunt. “Just to
eat, a man does not take a bath and
wear a whole flowershop in the but
tonhole.”
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WHEN SLEEP WON’T
COME AND YOU
FEEL GLUM
cause clean-cultivated row crops
during those months provide only
a small amount of protection.
High intensity summer rains
cause soil losses in two ways, the
Ohio research men say. Large-
sized drops strike the earth with
such force they break the surface
soil into small particles that quick
ly fill all surface pores. This seals
the soil surface into a hard crust
that water cannot penetrate. Ex
cessive runoff and erosion losses
are the result. Also, high intensity
rain beats down so fast that even
unsealed earth cannot take it as
rapidly as it comes.
Thick stands of deep-rooted le
gumes and grasses will provide a
soil-protecting cover that will en
able the land to take high intensity
rains in stride. To produce dense,
leafy stands, the legumes must be
well fed.
That means liming,
where needed.
Must Important In a v o id in g t l n - lr
“bite" Is your ability to recognize
these plants They give no warning
growl or rattle, so it's up to you to 1
note their presence and stay clear.
There are numerous remedies In j
Use Chewing-Gum Laxative —
caje you become infected, but the '
REMOVES
WASTE... NOT GOOD FOOD
best Is to recognize the plants and
to stay away from them. Study the | • U H e n y o u e s s ' l s l e e p * - fe e l Just aw fu l
you need s ( s t s t l v s — do as
above illustration and It may be a ' berauss
MILLIONS do — Chew H lN -A -a iH T .
happier summer for you.
f u n - a - m in t ts w o nderfully d lffo re n tl
A A A
Smallmouth Bass
N N E A R I.Y every section of the
United Stales more and more
anglers are Joining the hundreds of
thousands who have matched wits
and muscles with the smallmouth
bass The reason ts simple “ Inch
for Inch and pound for pound, the
gamest fish that swims.” wrote Dr
James Henshall in his “ Book of the
Black Bass” . That is exactly what
sportsmen have decided.
Known to srlentlsts as ml-
rrnptrrus dolomleu, sportsmen
esll him by ■ number of names
—black bass, b l a c k perch,
bronie bark, brown bass, gold
bass, little bass, redeye, swago
bass and tiger bass. On light
tacklr the last of these fit about
as well as any for he Is < fight
ing fool when hooked
The smallmouth Is really a mem
ber of the sunfish fam ily,
along
with the crappies, rock bass, green
lunflsh. bluegill, longear sunfish
and others. As a rule, our hero Is
j easily separated from his two close
relatives, the largemouth black,
bass, and the spotted or Kentucky
black bass, because he has smaller
scales and his mouth extends only
to the middle of his eye Instead of
beyond the back edge of the eye.
He does not have the black stripe
along his sides that causes the other
two to be called llnesldes Instead,
the smallmouth has vertical black
blotches or bars of darker color.
A five-point program to “ balance
The smallmouth favors cool, flow
the soil’s needs” and obtain m axi
ing streams and cleai lakes. Along
mum crop yields per acre at lowest
with several other fish. It prefers
production costs, was outlined by
lakes in the northern portion of Its
O. T. Coleman, Missouri university
range and clear, cool streams In
extension soils specialist.
the south—streams with gravel or
Here are the steps Coleman sug rock bottom, preferably boulder
gests:
strewn, with large pools between
1— Provide plenty of plant food in riffles. It still occupies much of Its
available form for growing crops. original range in east central and
2— Have soil tests made to find midwest states.
out whether the plant food supply
In the spring, when the water
is in balance. Growing crops need a
temperature reaches about 60
balanced ration the same as do
degrees, the males begin nest
humans and livestock. A soil test
building. The male then finds a
w ill be a guide in adding the kind
female and drives her over the
and amount of plant nutrients the
nest, where the eggs are laid
soil needs.
and fertilized.
3— Get the soil in condition so
I f there are more females than
crops can use the plant foods. This males, there may be eggs from two,
means building up the organic mat- three, or four females’ In a nest,
ter supply. Organic m atter can be The m aie g„ards the nest, keeping
added and soil tilth improved by 0;f intruders and preventing the at-
growing well-fed deep-rooted le- tacks of small fish on the eggs,
gumes such as alfalfa or sweet The eggs hatch In three or four
clover in the rotation. When the soil days and the males continue to
is well stocked with plant nutrients care for the young until they are
and organic m atter, minerals are about an Inch long. At that time
released so that plant roots can they disperse and are then legiti
more efficiently use them.
mate prey for any larger fish—ln-
4—Keep water, plant nutrients and 1 eluding their parents
soil at home by conservation meth
Their growth is rapid. They will
ods. Where needed, these may in- reach about 3 Inches in the first
, elude terracing and contouring to year, 514 to 6 Inches the second,
reduce runoff and erosion losses on and 8 or 9 in the third. A small
i upland soils.
mouth 18 inches long may be any
J 5— Follow a well-balanced crop- where from 7 to 13 years old, de
; ping system. Rotate pasture and pending on his home river and local
■ green manure crops regularly with conditions.
grains. Livestock is a “must” to
Minnows are Ute most suc
properly make use of pasture and
cessful lure for smallmouth In
roughage crops. Tests have shown
northern lakes,
followed
by
that where a crop is pastured off,
spinners, plugs and worms.
about 75 per cent of the organic m at
Plugs generally take the larger
ter is returned to the soil through
ones. The tendency now la to
manure.
ward smaller plugs.
I
Doctors any m any o i k e r la ia tlro a s ta rt
th e ir "numbing'' n .'t lo n l o o s o n s
r is k )
I r I k e s l u m s - k . Lars" doses of such lax
atives upset digestion. Hush sway no ur
ishing food you need for h ealth and
energy
you fori weak, worn out.
B u t genUe r n r t - t k l H t taken as rso-
onmtended. worka chiefly In the lower
bowel where I I re m o v e s o n ly w a s te . s e t
■ mid fo o d ! You avoid th a t weak, tired
feeling Use f z s n - a - m in t end feel i A m
line, fu ll o f llfe l j j y . M y, or only I
FEEN-A-MINT
FAMOUS CH IW IW CG UM LAXAT1VI
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PLASTI-LINER
un n
vu tfurs
Five-Point Program
Remodeled Farm Kitchen
Saves 45 Miles Yearly
•
Mrs. Georage C. Wheatcroft of
Warren county, Kentucky, race: tly
had a farm kitchen remodeled Into
a u-shape, saving an estimated 45
miles of walking a year.
She says: “I can now prepare
three meals and take only 250 to
300 steps where it did take 300 to
500, and that means a saving of 45
miles a year. Besides saving miles
It saves time and is much more at
tractive.
A A A
Squirrel M eat Value
West Virginia conservation of
ficers estimate that hunters in
that state annually eat about $650,-
000 worth of squirrel meat.
Using the 1946 kill as ■ base,
technicians estimated the annual
kill to total approximately 1,300,-
000 pounds on which they place a
money value of 50 cents a pound.
It is the number one game animal
In the state by preference and by
number killed.
O n e a p p lic a t io n
MAKES FALSE TEETH FIT
f o r t h e lif e o f y o u r p la t e s
I f y o u r place« are lo o se a n d « lip o r h u r t, re in
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ru b b e r p late«. Ilr im m t I ’l a i t i l j i i r r give« g o o d
result» fro m «is m o n th « co a year o r lo n g e r.
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Bruih. l umci rise, killing
lice and feather rwile«,while
chickens perch. One ounce
treats 60 feet of roosts
- 9 0 chickens. Directions
on package. Ask for Black
Leal 40, the dependable
insecticide o f many uses.
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3 Generationft o f Cowans
Praise Crazy Crystals
Mrs. C, C. Cownn, 1507 Trice Ave.,
Waco, whose bright, cheery personal
ity is a source of Joy to the whole
neighborhood, says her family and
her mother’s family have, as long as
she can remember, i
never been without [
Crazy W ater Crys
tals. Mrs. Cowan
thinks this Is proof !
b e y o n d proof of i
the g o o d n e s s of |
Crazy W ater Crys
tals.
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Mrs. Cowan says: *‘l have used
Crazy W ater for at least th irty
years and my mother and father be
fore me used Crazy Water. I am 72
years old and now my daughter has
started using Crazy Water Crystals
and I take them, not only as a laxa
tive, but also to mix with artesian
water, and have a wonderful drink.”
I t doesn't matter how old you are
or where you live— Crazy Water
Crystals are good for you because
they are diature’s own product.
Faulty, sluggish elimination is so
often the cause of many ailment«
folks suffer from—upset stomach,
gas pains, headaches, rundown,
played-out feeling, nervousness and
body aches and pains can often be
attributed to faulty elimination.
Don’t endure these hardships any
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The one and only genuine CRAZY
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gist for over 70 year« by the CRAZY
W A TE R CO., IN C ., of Mineral
Wells, Texas.—Adv.