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S o u th ern Oregon News Review, T hursday, S ep tem b er 15, 1949 ONE AUTO CLUB LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN . . . Vending Machine Move Prove« BusinesS'Getter Some Drivers Act Late for Their Accidents A. R. Geist hnted to tenr down the a ttractive little building which had been his office when his T ra ffic Circle service station at S till Valley, N. J., grew up and re quired larger quarters. Instead, he moved all the vend ing machines he had put in over the course of years into one spot in out to see what had happened. He the old building, added a few com found a truck, a bus and two sedans fortable chairs, and invited car- full of picknlckers In a tangled weary patrons to use the building mass. Well, that's what comes of as a lounge. caution.) The relocation did so well for • • • both the vending machines and the Anne Notre, the Jersey gal, service business that Geist is plan who won that "Hollywood Call ning to add a fra n k fu rte r machine, ing" gets among other things a hot coffee machine selling coffee a trip abroad, an ermine coat, in paper cups, more cold drink a diamond ring, a sedan, two machines, and an ice cream poodles and a year’s supply of vendor so that he can offer m otor dog food free . . . That stirs ists a 100 per cent autom atically ye ed. dispensed lunch. A ttra ctive fea • • • ture of the plan to Geist is that it "There Is no need for anyone to I requires no extra labor. For Your Future Buy U. S. Savings Bonds ...A G A IN S T THE SAfE AND SANE DRIVER By H ! PHILLIPS ALL DONE BY DAWDLERS lirA T C H OUT! You're apt to get ™ hit by a careful automobile operator, bub! You can never tell what those drivers who are in no hurry may do next. Whammo! I knew it . . . . another smashup due to one of those scourges of the highway, the cautious autoist! The Automobile Club of New York, through William J. Gott lieb, its president, issues (with a straight or nearly so, face) a statement saying that dawd ling drivers are a menace to safety, and urging that some thing be done about them. "While it is commonly be lieved that Irresponsible, speed ing. intoxicated or reckless drivers cause most accidents, many may be traced to those who drive cars too slowly,’• says the statement. THE sight of others’ suffering hurts me so, How can God bear it, he who knows so well The innermost recesses of the heart That hold the secrets tongues can never tell ? I wonder at it often as I see Some child in pain, some aged one in distress— W hen my heart aches with pity, how can God Restrain a hand with power to heal and bless? GRACf NOLL CROWELL — — - "When these slow drivers move out of the right-hand lane,” says Mr. Gottlieb, "they create perils for faster drivers." (Ya don't say!) “ This is utterly selfish and pro vocative of accidents," he adds. (How about some traps for slow drivers?) • • • However, "Anything to make the highways safer!" is our motto. So let's rush up the following cau tion signs at once: DRIVE EASTER for SAFETY'S SAKE! KEEP YOUR FOOT ON THE GAS! IT SAVES LIVES DON'T DAWDLE! SCHOOL ZONE AHEAD ’ The Greater Love I question it, and then I know, I know! I leam it in this school which I attend: W hatever hurts us, hurts his great heart more; W hatever else may fail, he is our friend. He does not send our grief, or pain or loss, But if we wait and trust him as we should, I am quite certain his great love will turn Ultimately, all things for our good. — Or perhaps a few reading "SLOWPOKES CAUSE ACCI DENTS," "TAKING YOl'R TIME FORBIDDEN,” "ARE YOU DRIVING FOR PLEAS URE? SHAME ON YOU" and "DON'T RISK LIFE AND L IM B BY PROCEEDING WITH CAUTION." • a a • • • (Note: At this point this article had to be concluded. The w rite r heard a te rrific crash and rushed "Ignorance and uncertainty on the part of the businessman ns to how he should proceed and whom he should see have been the basic causes for his succumbing to the five percenters." added Mr. John son. Never was a truer word spok en. And the bureaucratic red tapers, whose chief delight is play ing hard-to-find and whose motto is "Never do anything in a half hour that can be stretched over a month,” would die rather than re lieve the ignorance and uncertain ty. YE GOTHAM BUGLE & BANNER Tobacco R o jd reached London the other night . . . . British stamina con tinues to get a rigid test . . . . Western Union reports a delicti of nearly four million . . . . Those "Having a w o n derful time; u-ish you were here" tele grams must have been cut to "Arrived Okay. 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Everyone loves ’em I Wilkinson Corner /»TT’S ABOUT T IM E ,” said Uncle * Ralph, “ that you, m y dear J^ffA R IE WILSON, in New York v. a. on * a. to help publicize the hilarious nearly 25, which is the verge of the screen version of “ M y Friend I r ineligible age. Don’t let popularity m a,” was probably the most co turn your head, my dear, it won't operative actress Paramount has la s t forever. worked with in a long time. Also One of these one of the nicest. " I want to go on days you’ll find * - Minute making comedies.” she said, "B ut yourself seeking with the radio 'My Friend Irm a ’ 1 Fiction a man, instead going on, I won’t have to take just of being sought anything that’s offered." Pre-views I after. And that,” Uncle Ralph add ed, "often means disaster." Connie Brigham wrinkled her cute little tumed-up nose, closed one eye and stared soberly at Uncle Ralph with the other. Uncle Ralph cleared his throat and began to let his gaze wander about the room. He felt guilty. "W hich,” said Connie, with the slightest of twinkles, “ is a polite way of suggesting that I accept Bob M e rrill, and forget all about Don Baxter. She stood up and ru f fled Uncle Ralph’s hair, an act which he resented delightfully. And MARIE WILSON Connie went on: “ Uncle Ralph, just of the picture have been so en why is it that you dislike Don so thusiastically received that a se much? I think he’s fascinating." quel, "Irm a Goes West,” is being Uncle Ralph snorted. "Don prepared, to be made with the ald Baxter,” he said, “ is not same cast. Three members of it, a fit young man to become the Miss Wilson, Dean M artin and Jer husband of any girl. He’s ry Lewis, the comedians, have been flighty, unreliable, impulsive, signed for “ That’s My Boy." So and out of a job. You never she’s back on the screen to stay. can tell what he’s going to do next." More about the pretty Marie. A r “ He’s rom antic,” said Connie. riving on one of New York’ s hottest “ He’s after your money," said days, she posed on a load of ice for Uncle Ralph. news photographers. Her dog, a “ And he’s so good looking," said true lens hound, promptly scram bled up beside her and gazed into Connie. Uncle Ralph coughed. “ On the the cameras. other hand, Bob M e rrill is depend I f you have a Mark Wamow able, honorable, manly, steady. Victor Record (No. 27868-BO) of You can count upon him to make "The Music Goes Round and you a good husband.” “ That’s just the trouble,” said Round” you may be able to get $10 fo r it. M ark Goodson and B ill Connie. “ What’s just the trouble?” said Todman, producers of CBS’ “ Spin to Win,” use it as their theme song, Uncle Ralph. “ He's steady and dependable. So and they’ve worn their disc thin. So they w ill pay that sum for the easy to read. Life with Eob would firs t 10 records they receive—in be safe, yes, but it would also be monotonous.” good condition, of course. Despite his outward jovialness Uncle Ralph was worried, Tipsters and radio column while conversing with Connie, ists cannot cue listeners to the I wish, thought Uncle Ralph, I "Kate Smith Calls" show about only wish something would happen the week’s Mystery Personali to open her eyes. D rat that Don ty. Each broadcast features a Baxter, you never could tell what new celebrity, and a contestant he’d do next. must do some on - the - spot guesswork. Two days later Uncle Ralph had come no nearer to solving the prob Betty Hutton, whose “ Red, Hot lem. and Blue” w ill be released before He had considered every the end of the year, w ill make possible plan to make Connie "Annie Get Your Gun” for MGM, see the light, and discarded then w ill do “ The Life of Theda them all. In the end he reluc Bara” and another story based on tantly decided to interview Con the life of Mack Sennett. nie again. By INEZ GERHARD U /H H - ” THIS in mind Uncle Ralph | night about 6 o’clock. At 6:30 he r ose from the veranda chair was a m arried m an." see Connie coming slowly up the walk. He sat down again, and picked up his newspaper. Connie came on, doleful and sorrowful of expression. She sighted Uncle Ralph, stopped and smiled whimsi cally. " I guess you were rig h t," she said. "About what?" asked Uncle Ralph. "D on." “ Don? How was I right about Don?" “ About never knowing what he’s goin’’ to do next.” "W hat’s he done, now?" "H e’s married. Decided to last “Oh, Hum,” said Uncle Ralph. He was not one to gloat, hence suppressed his delight with a masterful effort. He merely said mildly, “ Well, that's that. Sort of turned out like I said it would. Well, you’ll be happier with Bob. He’s a man in a million." Connie shook her head. " I can never m arry Bob, Uncle Ralph. 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