SOUTHERN OKKOON NEW S R E V IE W Aihland, Oregon CHURCH the Veterans A dm inistration nas announced. The forms will be available at every poetoffice, VA office and a t veterans’ service organizations on that date. Checks will sta rt flowing out sometime in January of next year and are expected to rea. h a m axim um of 200,000 daily. Announcements 38 East Main Street Entered mm second- c I umi mail m atter in the post office at Aah- land, Oregon. February 15, 1035, under the act of Congress of March 3. 1870. Mr. and Mrs. J. Logan White. Publishers FIR8T CHURCH OF CHRIST Second and B Streets Earl F. Downing, M inister Bible School 9:45 a.m. M orning Service, 11 00 a. m. Anthern by the choir. Sermon by M arlin Pierce Medford. Junior Church, 11 00 a. m., for the children. Christian Endeavor, 7:00 p. m. Evening Service, 8:00 p. m. The Youth Chorus will sing. Sermon by Jam es Fraley, Medford. Union Vesper Service, Lithia Park, 6:00 p. m. Midweek Service, Wednesday, 7:00 p. m. Caedles CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH 717 Siskiyou Blvd. Evart P. Borden, M inister Sunday school 9:30. M arjorie Flinieu, superintendent. Classes for all ages. You will be made welcome. W orship service 11 a.m. t 15 SCHEDULES SHRINERS SCHEDULE ALL-STAR GRID TILT Portland, Aug. 11, (Special)—A brilliant array of the sta te ’s high school football stars, m any of them considered outstanding col­ lege prospects, will be in action for the Oregon A ll-Stars when they m eet the P ortland A llStars in the second annual Shriners’ Hospital game at M ultnom ah s ta ­ dium Saturday night, Aug. 27. Tickets for the game, from which net proceeds go to the N orthw est unit of the S h rin e » ’ Hospital for Crippled Children, are available by sending order to headquarters in the Portland hotel. Daily to MEDFORD 11 on Sundays and Holidays 12 SCHEDULES Daily to GRANTS PASS 11 on Sundays and Holidays Get com plete tim etables on this convenient service from your friendly agent Proof that Ashland is fast becoming a point of inter­ Rebatt* Applications est to vacationers and others who are interested in Fred W. Kiel Available Aug. 29 101 E. Main settling in Southern Oregon, came with an order for an Application blanks for the $2, Phone 8181 additional 1000 folders on the city from the Shell Oil 800,000,000 National Service Life Company Touring Bureau, early this week. This is the Insurance special rebate to be paid to some 16,000,000 present third shipment of the folders requested by the Shell Oil G R EYHOUND and form er policyholders will be Company office in Los Angeles this summer, the sec­ METHODIST CHURCH available for veterans Aug. 29. Rev. R obert M cllvenna, m inister ond during the past six weeks. 9:45 a.m. Sunday school, W il­ The folders, advertising Ashland and vicinity, were liam Weber, Supt. engineered by McGee and printed through the coopera­ 11:00 a.m. M orning worship 6:00 p.m. Vespers in Lithia tion of Ashland merchants and individuals last spring. Park. They tell a quite complete story of the industrial 7:00 p.m. Youth Fellowship. picture as it now exists and its future possibilities. Church of Christ. Scientist The information listed gives vacationers a vivid picture First Pioneer Avenue. South of the attractions here during the summer months. Sunday m orning services at 11 Also listed in the folders is information concerning o’clock. the Shakespearean plays, now being held here. Prob- [ Sunday School at 9:30 a. m. Subject: SOUL ably no other city in the country has as much to offer ' Golden Text: Isah 57:15 “Thus in the way of entertainment, particularly during the saith the high and lofty One that month of August, as has Ashland. Proof of the in­ inhabiteth eternity, whose name WASHES CLEAN is Holy; I dwell in the high and Does Not creased interest in the plays is being shown this year holy place, w ith him also th at is when more people are passing through the gates at of a contrite and hum ble spirit, Use as much water the Elizabethan theatre than ever before. One news to revive the spirit of the hum ble and to revive the heart of the Does not have to be writer on a metropolitan newspaper has said that he contrite ones.” believes the Shakespearean Festival in Ashland will W ednesday evening meeting, bolted down a,so the temperature which includes tesUmonies of soon rival Portland’s Rose Festival. you want Science healing, is held Interest in Ashsland is coming from other sections C at hristian 8 o’clock. of the country also, with a heavy demand for informa­ Reading Room open daily from MAKES IT A PLEASURE TO WASH tion coming from American Automobile club of Calif­ 2 to 5 p. m except Sundays and ornia and others. It is heartening to note that organ­ holidays. Public is cordially invited izations who have received folders are requesting to The attend these services, and to additional shipments. use the Reading Room. The manager of the Ashland Chamber of Commerce end merchants cooperating with him are to be com­ “We have a Corner on Lithia Park’ mended for the fine service they are rendering the Legion A sks For community. HOTPOINT” Automatic Washer 299-95 State Vet Bonus Once upon a time, there was a poor soul who bought , himself a weekly newspaper and after he bought it he was even poorer. As he walked down the street one day, a lady came up to him and said, “Why don’t you ever print any personal news? Your paper isn’t worth a plugged penny.” He walked a little farther and a man said to him, “Your paper wouldn’t be so bad if you’d put something in it besides personal news.” And then he met another man who said, “I owe you some money for that stove I advertised in your paper but I didn’t sell it and I don’t see why I should pay you.” When he got back to the shop, a lady called up and gave him holy ned for leaving out her grandmother’s maiden name in a news item she had sent him. Two more people called up and said they hadn’t been getting their paper since they moved and, no, they hadn’t sent out change of address cards. What was a publisher for, anyhow? Then a man came in and wanted two million posters printed but he wouldn’t spend more than $3.50,—what kind of a gyp joint was this? Just as the publisher was getting ready to hang himself with his necktie from one of the rafters, he dropped dead from overwork. By and by, a new man bought the newspaper anc when the people read it they sniffed, “Humph, he sure doesn t know how to put out a newspaper. Too bac the old fellow had to die. He sure was a good editor. And the old editor, who was enjoying his first rest in many years over at Stormont’s Funeral Home in a bower of lilies, just laughed and laughed.—Grass Lake Mich., News. Á L From where I s it... Joe Marsh Reversing the stand taken at two previous conventions, state bonus proponents at the 31st annual Am erican Legion con­ vention just concluded in Salem pushed through a resolution call­ ing for paym ent of $10 a m onth for domestic duty and $15 a m on­ th for overseas duty to Oregon veterans of World W ar II. Speakers favoring the state bonus argued th a t the “stay-at- homes" during the last w ar rec­ eived a partial bonus in the form of state income tax “forgiveness For Office Supplies Stationery — Job Printing Try the News Review THEY GET GOING FAST WHEN TROUBLE STRIKES Telephone repairmen’s big job is keeping your calls moving SHORT’S EAST SIDE PHARMACY I Walgrwn Phone: 4811 Specs A n d I See Eye To Eye Asked Specs Allen to go hunting last week. Known him all my life, so I wasn’t surprised when he showed up with no gun. Specs doesn’t like to kill anything. Couldn’t ask for a better hunt­ ing companion, though. We tramp around the woods, and whenever the dogs flush a bird, I blaze away while Specs just watches. Told him once I was surprised he went along . . . feeling the way he does about shooting anything. “Well, Joe,” he says, “you do what you think is right and I’ll stick to what I think is right. I’ve no call to dislike you for not seeing eoery- thing the way I see i t ” From where I sit, open-minded­ ness Is a wonderful quality. There are plenty of things Specs admires that / don’t care for. Like his fondness for buttermilk. I ’d rather have a glass of beer anytime . . . but Specs Allen and I don’t let little differences get in the way of something big like friendship. Agency Ashland. Oregon I Pet Foods and Farm Supplita Phoenix Feed & Seed Highway 99, Phoenix Paint • Fertilisera Weed Killers M ill Wood Fuel Oil Gunter Fuel Co. > )) 4th St Copyright, 1949, United States Brewers foundation These telephone men will soon make a damaged long distance cable carry calls again. Come along and see how r Phone 17 j t 1 . W h e n s o m e o n e ’s d itc h -d ig g e r bites a chunk out o f a long distance cable —and it happens now and then —repairmen get on the job fast to fix it. Back at a test center, sensitive instruments located the break and splicers hit the road. Almost simultaneously, many calls were routed through other cities to get them through w ith as little delay as possible. 3 . K eeping service re lia b le makes your tele­ phone a more valuable servant—just as keeping rates low as possible makes service a bargain today. A local call still costs just a few pennies ...and calls to the East Coast at day station rates only $2.50 plus Federal tax. The Pacific Telephone ® 2 . S e r v ic e r e s t o r e d ...th e hundreds o f tiny wires have been spliced temporarily and, even as the workmen stow their tools, calls are speed­ ing through the cable. Later it w ill be per­ manently spliced without interrupting service. Such fast repairs are possible by planning ahead for emergencies, so trained people can be quickly pulled from other jobs. Your telephone is one of today’s biggest bargains and Telegraph Company