Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, July 7, 1949 ly JIM RHODYj Predators 'Competitors' The “ Monthly N ew s F lash es" of the Maryland g am e and Inland fish com m ission , recom m ends s o m e new definitions for predators and su g g ests that they be called "com petitors" instead. They are: The Woods P u ssy —better known as skunk—no m atter what his nam e, he sm ells bad and acts w orse . . . "Br'er F o x ” —the villian in the play; •n o w s all the tricks in the bag, and then som e; a true villian if ever there w as one . , . The “Cooper’s Hawk’’—A gangster with feathers and claw s; a J esse J a m es without a m ask . . . The “Great Horned Owl”—an old devil with horns, dangerous, sw ift and sure; can be charged with a great num ber of rabbits, squirrels and other sm all g am e . . . The “Bandit Crow” —O fttim es called “the black m en a ce ,” a m uch too polite nam e for this tricky gan gster; you shoot him down and think him dead, only to se e him get up and flap aw ay . . . If a cat h as nine liv es, the crow has 29. i DON T WANT TO B£ A SECR£TAR.y. I C A N 'T S T A N D THE THOUGHT OF A D ic t a t in g to m e • '• man a over 4 T O 0 A .Z F a tig u e C a u se* D e p r e ssio n C ontin ued d e p r e ssio n w ith ou t a p p a r en t re a so n o ften is d u e to fa tig u e . P e r s is te n t e ffo r ts to s e c u r e su ffic ie n t sle e p on good q u a l it y b ed d in g e v e r y n igh t u su a lly w ill r e su lt in b e tte r sp ir its. If the d e p r e ssio n c o n tin u e s , h o w e v e r , a d o cto r sh o u ld b e co n su lted . Crepe Paper Parasols CörtVNG SUhDrty S IR , I HAVE T A K E N THE L IB E R T Y OF SE N D IN G OUT A N S O .S . * CROSS TO W N For Gayer Parties jyjA K E YO U R own p a rty decora- THIS IS A STlC KUP, B A B / / HAND OVE TW O TICKETS FOR TONIGHT'S S H O W / H ere Is a real test of m arks m anship and accu racy—ligh t ing a m atch with a bullet. T echnicians at W estern Cart ridge C om pany photographed the perform ance of this feat with a se rie s of unusual pic tures, each m ade at three- m illionths of a second exposure. A Model 52 heavy barrel target rifle and 22 caliber super m atch long rifle am m unition w ere used. The trick w as to scrap e the tip of the h ighest m atch. The other m a tch es w ere added to m ake the trick m ore diffi cult. •1 /( m V • íl ■ K 1 y 11 \ Record Brownie IF THIS IS WHAT SHE GAVE HIM FOR HIS BiRTHDA/, HE SURE GOT GYPED/" MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher HELLO. PUNK! I SERVE THE M UTT! BEST FOOD AND HOW'S 3 EVERYTHING AND I BUSINESS?'AIN'T HAD A ¿ ’v i r - s._____ , , _/ customer 1” L A T E R ... IL L GIVE V KID,YACAN YOU TWO \HAVE THE JOINT! F WHAT’S TH IS? BUCKS F O R \ I'M THROUGH ! 'A FU LL PAGE AD THE PLACE.'/. C C T ADVERTISING < JEFF'S PLACE I tAM&E. I DONT j HAVE the BEST JEFFS SPECIAL! FOOD BUT- I since I < OPENED O fficial confirm ation of a new w orld’s record for an Alaskan Brown B ear has been given to Bob R eev e of A nchorage, A laska, for a giant Brow nie he killed on May 26, 1948, near Cold B ay. W eighing 1,800 pounds, w ith a pelt 12 feet 4 inches in width and 10 feet 4 in ch es in length, the Brow nie w as killed w ith a Model 95 W inchester le v er action in 405 caliber. R eev e took tw o shots at approxim ately 270 yards with 300- grain soft point bullets to bring down h is record breaker. R eev e’s first shot broke the an im al’s left hip and h is second penetrated both shoulders and killed the bear in stantly. * * tiens fo r those special occa sions ahead. P re tty crepe paper parasols are inexpensive and fun to create—step by step in stru c tions are included fo r one large and two s m a ll parasols, parasol- trim m e d n u t cups, candle bass and place cards. 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WITH A JITTER By Arthur Pointer Made with a Jace cream base. Yodora is actually soothing to normal skins. No harsh chem icals or irritating salts. Won’t harm skin or clothing. Stays soft and creamy, never gets grainy. Try gentle Yodora—/ « ! the wonderful difference! SUNNYSIDE LAPlES AMO GENTS, OUR ‘ NEXT EVENT WILL BE THE •CORN-ON-TUE-COB" EAT- CONTEST GRANPA ZED HAS BEEN THE CHAMP FOR THE L A S T 4 7 \ T W 0 YEARS ) County F air GRANDMA WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE HE WON'T WIN AGAIN THIS > T YEAR ? GOT HIS TEETH THAT OLD GOAT COUDN’T EAT A CREAM PUFF' By Charles Kuhn W alter Lantz, creator and producer of the fam ous Woody W oodpecker and other car toons, d isp lays three steelhead w eighing from 8*4 to 10 pounds which w ere c a u g h t on the R ogue r ife r near G rants P a ss, Oregon. The en tire catch w as m ade on a No. IW R usselure on a fiyrod. As evidenced in the photo, Lantz se em s to have received som e help from Woody W oodpecker. Elusive 'M inn ie' F ish erm en around Jam estow n, N. Y ., are b eginning to despair of ev er capturing “M innie M ethuse la h .” That’s the n am e of a m uskel- lunge resid in g in Chautauqua Lake w hich m easu res 42 inches long. “ M innie" w as la st netted by state conservation officers in 1945, which w as w hen they learned her dim ensions. She w as first netted ir. 1930 and a price w as put on her head. She is tagged with the num ber "230." P rizes offered by m er chants for “M innie” still stand. Watch Your ____ Kidneys/ i H elp T h em C leanse t h e Blood o f H arm fu l Body W aste Your kidneys are constantly altering a n t e matter from the blood atream. But kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do not act as Nature Intended—fail to re move Impuritlee that, if retained, may poison the system and upset the whole body machinery. 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