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Inside Story
By H. I. PHILLIPS
NSIDE STORY on the house slash
of some 15 per cent from the ap­
changes human character.
“Early childhood tendencies my propriation for European recovery
administration funds runs some
eye!”
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thing like this: The administration
Here are some Interesting case has been lold by the department of
OU CAN B U IL D thia outdoor
h i s t o r i e s on "accident-prone''j commerce and the committee on
fireplace in a very profes­
drivers, offered as subjects for psy ! economic advisors to the President
that the national Income In 1950 sional manner by following the
chiatrlc study:
CASE 1 — Jeptha Ftnchbutt, 32, will be definitely lower than n o w - step-by-step directions outlined In
truck driver. Mr. Ftnchbutt ha some say 18 billion dollars lower the pattern now nvailuble. How­
bitually drives a 13 ton trailer than 1949 But some Democratic ever, before building or even buy­
recklessly. Ignoring all si*ed signs, leaders declare that the budgets ing the materials the pattern
takes turns at 60 per hour and has for domestic appropriations have specifies, inquire whether local
never been known to heed a stop been squeezed until there Is little fire laws permit using outdoor
light. Report: As a baby Jeptha water left In them, so It will be Im­ fireplaces.
was allowed to pound on highchaii possible to slash domestic expendi­
If you are permitted to build,
with bottle; mother had nine chil-j tures which, after all. amount to a be sure to locate the fireplace
very
small
percentage
of
the
total
dren and was too busy to restrain
at a point on your property whero
his early instinct to spear live gold overall federal budget The story Is the smoke or sparks will not annoy
that
these
leaders
say
that
It
will
be
fish with fork; early schooling was
or destroy your neighbors. Care
under teachers who failed to send politically more advantageous to should be taken In placing the fire­
puss
the
domestic
appropriation
Unfailingly the days will come and go;
all other pupils home and Just con­
measures os is than to cut them In place away from trees and shrubs
"I will lay you SO to 1 that the centrate on Jeptha.
that might be dnmaged by the
the
election year of 1950.
psychiatrist w-hc made that speech
heat. The fireplace should face
Rivers will take their sure course to the sea;
CASE 2.-G eoffrey Tuffit. 46. oil
at the convention is a refined, well-
Rut, on the other hand, a
prevailing winds to keep smoke
Seedtime and harvest, these will come, I know
bred gent whose heart bleeds for truck operator and chronic weaver , realistic group In the house and
out of your eyes.
senate, cognisant of the Im­
his fellowman when afoot, but who through dense traffic. Geoffrey has
The Stars will go their quiet silver way;
leers at red lights, barks at fellow a batting average of one bad accl-1 minent drop In national Income,
T h e p a t t e r n • « p la in s « « « c lly h o w
There will be sun and rain and wind and dew;
declare that a cut In federal ex­
creatures and snaps at policemen dent per month, but always seems
p r e p a r e th e fo u n d a tio n a n d la y o u t th e
s t a r t in g c o u rs e o f b r ic k « It a ls o «pe< lfl«*s
when hurrying through town in the to get out of it through indifference [ penditures Is absolutely essen­
There will be breathless beauty in each day;
th e q u a n t it y
o f b r ic k «
and
n .a t e r la ls
of authorities. He particularly loves
tial If a tax Increase Is to be
old boiler.
needed
S end 15c fo r P a t t e r n
N o. 73.
R
end
25c
a
d
d
itio
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a
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fo
r
P
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a
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There will be old loved tasks for me to do.
coasting downhill through school
avoided, and It should be
te r n N o
22 to F a e l - I l l l d P a t t e r n C orn
zones. Report; His inclinations a re' avoided.
p a n y , D e p t. W. P le a s a n t v ille . N . Y .
"It's one of the mysteries of
all due to a selfish mother who
life and It has nothing to do
So, although the administration
And 1 have made my promise to the year
used to wheel Geoffrey around in Is not going to consent publicly, the
with c h i l d h o o d , generally
a baby carriage unequipped with slashes in ECA funds will be per­
speaking. 1 can stand on any
(G o d help me keep it through the hours ahead):
brakes and horn The father never mitted to go through on the theory
street in America and point
I shall be braver, I shall banish fear;
read Emily Post.
out college professors, lawyers,
that lower prices in the offing may
school
principals,
gardenia
make up for some of the cuts and
1 shall not leave a kindly word unsaid;
CASE 3 —Twiggsby Cropper. 19. that there will be less reverbera­
growers, lecturers on good
I shall have faith that this, my ancient grief,
college freshman. Twiggsby feels tions from the electorate than If
manners and men of Chester-
unnecessarily curbed if asked to do domestic appropriations were pared.
fieldian backgrounds roaring
W ill yield at laSt to laughter and to song;
A little jeweler's rouge and a
less than 55 per hour in city ccn- j
by and snarling at slow-gaited
• • •
I shall have hope that there will be relief
ters and 70 in suburbs, loves to !
dry chamois will polish bruss that
pedestrians with the ferocity
drive "no-hands" across city play | With Senate Majority Leader is not too tarnished—or rub it with
displayed by gangsters, fugi­
For the old hurts the world has borne so long.
grounds. Report; From age of six | Scott Lucas committed to keeping a weak ammonia solution.
tives from chain gangs and all
_o —
months to year and a half he was congress in session until the "ma­
around heels.
allowed to scream at nurse; from J jor” points in President Truman's
The year will keep its promise. O my heart,
Lower the upper sash of a win­
of 3 to 5 instinct to pour hot legislative program "a r e dis­ dow to let out foul air or cooking
We muff not, dare not fail to do our part. "I'm no exception, more’s the age
posed
of.”
the
makings
of
a
full-
pity. On my feet I am sweet as porridge on the cat uncurbed. Fa- i
odor: raise lower sash of an op­
scaled row are shaping up.
they come. I am a model of good ther bought him a velocipede too,
posite window in the same or ad­
behavior in any company. I open early and failed to read him the j Already the administration has joining room; this will create a
doors for ladies, show the aged laws on rules of road each night shelved some of Its "must” bills draft und thoroughly air the room.
in order to get to the Taft-Hartley
every consideration and try to be before putting him to bed.
CASE 4.—Mrs. Arabella Prigg repeal measure, an admittedly red-
gracious on a broad scale. But it's
Before cutting curtains, always
a quick switch from Dr. Jekyll to stone, 29 This woman backs up hot subject. Congressional leaders
Mr. Hyde when I take the wheel without signals, makes U-turns or agreed it would be three weeks draw a thread so that m aterial
of the old jaloppy. And so do you. impulse, never bothers to have before this issue came to a show­ will be cut on the thread line—
and you and you! There’s some­ brakes tightened and frequently down. That would mean the labor otherwise, it may be almost im-
thing about an automobile that forgets to put on lights at night. question might not be settled until -ossible to get the hems straight.
around July 1. With a majority of
legislators already on record as
The
favoring adjournment early In Aug­
Mildew stains that are not too
ust, Senator Lucas may find his I old may be removed by applying
By
hands full In keeping the lawmakers paste made of soft soap and pow-
beyond that time, despite the status 1 dered chalk, keeping moist and
Richard H. W ilkinson
of the President’s revised "must" laying in the sun.
program at that time.
Corner
An obvious indication of the pow­
fascination. To their utter as­
“ 'But why didn’t they?
What der-keg potentials in congress is the
» y O U CAN'T FOOL an old fox
STA<LESCRE£W RADIO
tonishment they saw the two
happened?’
* like Terry Oakes," Anse
administration's willingness to put
bandits turn at the bank door
"Terry grinned broadly. ‘Duke aside consideration of the North
By INEZ GERHARD
Aetell was saying. "Not even if
without entering, rush back to
Insabato knows small towns. He Atlantic pact in the senate, so the
HIRLEY TEMPLES ability as you’re the smartest bank robber
the car, pile Into it and drive
was a small-town boy himself labor bill could have the right-of-
a mimic did a lot toward mak­ and gangster in the country.” He
away.
That’s why he picked this hour tc way. In law-making assemblages
ing her a child star, and she is chuckled, reflecting on the story he
avow
still using it as a help in learning was about to tell.
»* t T ALL happened within sec- do his hold-upping. Right after where the administration has the
lunch.
the various dialects she’s had to
whip-hand, delays such as that on
« onds. For a moment or two the
"Glenville was p r e t t y well
master. She has a southern drawl wrought up that summer. In June loungers sat transfixed. Then of
" 'That’s where I fooled him. major questions arc not necessary.
and a Scandinavian accent down government agents came through, one accord they leaped up, raced Terry paused to chuckle and glance If the votes are there, then the
pat, but had a bit of trouble with warning all the small town banks across the street and entered the toward the front door. ‘It’s lucky measures proposed can be passed.
the Irish brogue needed for in the countryside to be on the look­ bank. Terry Oakes was talking on Duke knows small towns. Other­ Where there is uncertainty and one
Warners’ “Always Sweethearts." out, and advising what to do. Duke the telephone. He hung up and wise he might not have taken any side or the other must make the
best of a bad deal, compromise is
stock in my sign.'
Insabato and a couple of his hench­ smiled at them.
“The bewildered citizens turned the only way.
men, d r i v e n
“ Two to one,' he said calmly,
• • •
fr o m
t h e i r ‘Sheriff Irons picks up Duke and toward it and read. They were a
"I was irregular for a long time. A
little
dazed,
and
not
quick
to
under­
his
gang
at
Jepson
Corners.
I
Just
nurse suggested eating KKLI/KIITS
haunts in the
My old friend Hassil E. Schenck,
ALL-BRAN every morning. It helped
tall, raw-boned and virile, president
large cities by phoned him.’ He looked from one stand.
where nothing elso
pop-eyed
citizen
to
another.
’No
“The
sign
read:
'Bank
Closed.
of
the
Indiana
Farm
Bureau
Federa­
a concentrated
had I” J. M. II'dwell,
Return in One tion and a member of the AFBF
effort of local harm done, boys. They didn't even Out to Lunch.
I'ortClark.N.U.Thia
get
in.’
Hour.’
’’
executive
committee
has
said
a
and federal agents who were dead
is one of many unso-
truism. In a luncheon speech here
1 ¡cited letters from
set on bringing an end to the cur­
recently he told his audience:
ALL-BRAN users.
rent wave of crime, were hiding
You too may expect
"Normalcy as this country knew It
out in the sticks and whiling the
LAST WEEKS
wonderful results, if
10,
15.
and
20
years
ago
is
not
only
time away by staging spectacular
ANSWER ■
constipation is due
a present-day impossibility, but it
daylight hold-ups of small town
to lack of bulk in the
would
be
catastrophic
and
we
banks.
d ie t. J u st eat an
wouldn't want it if we could have it.
ounce of ALL-BRAN daily, and
“The trouble was that no one
America has no alternative but to
drink plenty of water. If not satisfied
knew where the varmints would
go forward to a new normal."
4. Chief god
ACROSS
after 10 days, send the empty carton
22. Immense
strike next. Duke Insabato was
to Kellogg's, Battle Creek, Mich. Get
IBabyl.)
1.
Crust
on
a
23.
Edible
Hassil Schenck has been boss of
smart. He understood small
DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK I
5. Raging
sore
mollusk
the Indiana Farm Bureau almost
towns because he was brought
6. Drooping
5.
Butts
24.
Places
as
far
back
as
I
can
remember,
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
up in one and, he chose as the
7. Cry
9. Buddhist
of
back to the days of Bill Settle, who
More than once she has confused
object of his pilfering banks
of a
lodging
monument
wag Indiana Farm Eureau presi­ /Relieve distress of MONTHLY
her mother-in-law by using one of
that were pretty well Isolated
cow
10. Medicinal
25. Mischiev­
dent and later became president of
the three when answering the
and unprotected.
plant
8. Colonized
ous person
the national organization.
phone; even her own mother can’t
11. Fuel
11. Small
26. Distant
"June passed and part of July.
• • •
tell sometimes whether a new Gradually the fear of Glenville citi­
13. Clutches
mallet
28. A hat
15.
Man's
(slang)
12. Lincoln's
southern maid, a Scandinavian one zens began to subside. Only one
Adjournment Row?
nickname
30. Ventured A nsw er to P a u l e Na. a
assassin
or an Irish colleen is on the other other small town bank had been
The administration leaders still
18.
Measure
14.
Part
31.
Expressed
end of the wire when she calls her held up, and that more than 150
Are you tro u b le d by distress of
of
of
declare
they will pass a Taft-Hartley
juice
of
35.
Flowerless
daughter.
miles away. The depositors who
fe m ale fu n c tio n s ) perio dic d is tu rb ­
land
“to be’’
apples
labor
law
repeal.
Labor's
political
plant
ances?
Does th is m ake you suffer
had withdrawn their accounts re­
19.
Wild
ox
15.
Pinch
32.
Cornered,
38.
By
way
of
from p a in , feel to n e rv o u t, tir e d —
problem
for
1950
is
two
fold,
and
John Dali and the King
established them.
a t such tim es? T h e n do tr y L y d ia E.
16. Toward
(Tibet)
as in a
39. Bovine
It is determined to beat those who
brothers are discussing rights
P ln k h am 's V egetable C om po un d to
"Terry Oakes, the trust company
20. Hebrew
17.
Wandered
tree
animal
have
opposed
Taft-Hartley
repeal.
relieve such sym ptom s. P ln k h a m 's
to Jonathan Latimer’s novels
president, didn’t gloat. He was an
20. Entire
letter
33. Place
40. Past
has a gran d so oth ing effect on on«
First It must hold the spec­
featuring detective Bill Crane.
old-timer at the game and he un­
o / w o m a n 't m o lt im p o rta n t o r g a n tl
amount
tacular gains It made In 1948
They would allow Dali to con­
derstood human nature. Early in
21. Bounder
1
2
6
7
A
»
5
3
and second, It might win at
IVDI* E. PINKHAM’S
tinue his screen life of crime,
22. Hastened
June he’d had some signs printed
least 15 additional seats In the
but on the side of law and
WNU—13
25—49
23. Neglect,
and hung around the lobby of the
9
o
house and seven more seats In
order.
as a
bank. Such things as ’Save for
.. .
the senate. Actually labor's pro­
duty
II
Your Old Age,’ ‘Deposit with Us
1*
d
gram is non-partisan, but real-
26. Money«
The picnic staged recently by the and Your Money Will Be Safe.’
istically It Is one of electing
27. City
American Federation of Radio Art­ The citizens smiled a little. Terry
>5
14
more Democrats from the North
(Alaska)
ists was quite a shindig; raised was trying to reassure them. One
28. Loiter
and West and different Demo­
$3,000 for its relief fund. Lum and other sign was printed and inserted
17
20
>0
d
For You To Feel Well
29. Viper
crats from the South.
Abner ran the bingo tables and or­ behind the glass in the front door.
24
hours ovary day. 7 days every
1
30. Guides
i
week, never stopping, the kidneys filter
21
22
In the senate 34 will be elected
ganized square dances. Frank This, too, amused them, but it
weete m atter from the blood.
34.
Neuter
In 1950.
Nelson, of "Blondie,” auctioned off didn’t annoy them any.
I f more people were aware of how the
pronoun
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24
26
zs
kldneye muet eonatently remove eur-
2»
supporting roles on such shows as
"On July 15 the quietude of Glen­
35. Craze
plue fluid, excess aside and other w aits
"Sam Spade” and "Philip Mar­ ville’s main street was abruptly and
m atter th at cannot stay In the blood
Economy Talked
36. Anger
i
i
E l
27
28
without Injury to health, there would
lowe” to ambitious newcomers who harshly interrupted. A high-pow­
37. A pry
be better understanding of why the
In the meantime congress con­
bid high for them.
whole ayatam la upeet when kldneye fail
39. Military
ered black sedan suddenly ap­
29
>1
u
SO
IS
tinues to talk economy and to vote
to function properly.
student
peared at the town's south en­
Burning, scanty or too frequent urina­
for increased appropriations. The
tion sometimes warns th at somethin«
rane Wyman reports from Lon trance, roared down on the bank
41. Coins (It.)
44
S4
IS
Is wrong. You may suffer nagging back­
biggest money fight was over the
i that she had her first comfort- and came to an abrupt halt. Loung­
42. S-shaped
ache. headaches, dlulneae, rheumatle
molding
palna, getting up a t nights, swelling.
ie voyage; usually gets seasick ers in front of the General Store
army
civil
functions
bill.
The
Hoov
4
0
17
59
ss
W hy not try Doan’t
Doan't P llit
illit l You win
43. Pluck
in when canoeing on a smooth jerked erect. Three men had leaped
er commission had charged colos
be using a medicina recommended the
(slang)
counti r r over.
. . Doan’t stimulate the fano­
4 l
I
e. This time, on her way to star from the car. Two of them, one
f
Ai
sal waste of money by army engl
tlon of
ut the
tha kidneys and help them to
44. A vocable
“Stage Fright” for Alfred Hitch- carrying a machine gun, ran to­
flush out poisonous
pol
lotsonoua waste from
fi
the
neers. When appropriations for
1
DOWN
blood. They eontaln nothing harm ful.
k, she had some new anti­ ward the bank. The third stayed on
4»
44
army civil functions came up Sen.
Get Doan's today. Use with confldenoo.
1. Begin
sickness pills, developed by the curb, a second machine gun
At all drug atoras.
Paul Douglas of Illinois asked for a
2. Lid
lada’s medical corps—evidently nestling in his arm.
8. Simian
40 per cent cut. Republicans tried
y were effective in her caso at
"The loungers, pop-eyed and
for a 5 or 10 per cent slash but the)
PUZZLE NO. 4
frightened, watched In stupid
were defeated.
tion, his driving will be marked by schoolteacher's a u t h o r i t y and
ON ROAD MENACES
it If his life is marked by contrary robbed birds' nests is the bunk.
A speaker at a convention of psy­ characteristics his driving will be The plain inescapable (act is that
chiatrists declares that accident- so marked," the speaker insisted. the minute a human being finds
—
r •_
prone auto drivers are people who,
himself at the wheel of an auto he
at the wheel of a car, behave just
Elmer Twitcheli, the eminent becomes a different personality.
• -
as they have behaved from child­ student of human behavior, disa­
hood. It is the folks who have been grees. And hotly. "The delicatessen
"A fellow who takes off his
inconsiderate, intolerant of author­ dealers have a name for it," he
hat In elevators, helps old
ity and generally anti-social from said today. “Any theory that auto­
ladles across streets and writes
infancy up who drive carelessly, he ista behave the way they do be­
books on politeness will chase
says. “If a man's personal life is cause they threw their rattle at the
his fellow man up an alley, yell
marked by caution and considera- nurse in Infancy, resented the
at school children and cuss out
pedestrians for getting In hla
way, once he la In a flivver.
The kindliest gentleman In the
community, known for hla
warm smile, takes on the In­
stincts of a gorilla the minute
he finds himself tooling the
HE year will keep its promises to me:
sedan down Main street.
I
Y
PROM ISES
T
Grace NoH Crowell
Fiction
TERRY, THE FOX
Kooi-/9td
S
KOOt
Took Nurse’s Advice
No More Harsh Laxatives
SSWÜRD PIIHIE
FEMALE
WEAKNESS
'SSSSS&J
Kidneys Must
Work Well-
D oans P ills
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