Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, M ay 26,
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IN
CLOTHES
CLOSET
THESE
By H I. PHILLIPS
DAYS
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FIRST AID to
the
AILING HOUSE
by Roger (Twhitnian ~
O R i> N PcARSON
H u ililln g A Hasom enl Koom
Food
I “ Ersah" rwua
Question:
We
project
M
urxuun. w
e have a p
roject In
the! on all night. A room across the »pHE AMERICAN h o u s e w i f e m ind and I am able to do the
Hitler's or; 'orical tirades over the
hi.- hall was occupied by an opera star * doesn't know it. but more and J * " '1* »’ »y»«-' • if I have a little help
mike. We nearly got him out thi
y," I who vocalized ull day. Every few more of the food she buys for her . ««• want to dig out n basement
season, but he heard Vishinsky,"
led weeks there was an eleveator strike faintly contains the same basic under the kitch e n ; we have two
Elmer explained. “ Then he naile
j in the building. And in order to get “ ersats” Ingredients which I. G rooms under the house already
up the door from the inside.”
j to my Job I had to cross nine picket Farben. the notorious Nuzl cartel. H a te you any leaflets on tilin g out
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'lines. So 1 got into this filing eabi-1 developed for German troops and the d ra in , and footings fo r co on­
Other eases reported today
net and, mister, it seems paradise.” civilians in the last war. The Ger- Crete blocks * A fte r the buserne ni
with statements by each fol­
io w: Thaddeus Swivelhead:
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dur room In com pleted,
plan •—
on »
, man
man people
people lived
lived on
on “ ersatz”
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-
- we
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a
“ Yea, I have been living In the
Jarvis P. X. Waffle, who has been |ng most of the war,
I *dchen sink and cupboards. HavuP
top drawer of an old dresser
living In a abandoned cello ease The extent of this Farbcn-tilng you nny leaflets on plum bing for
for five years. I crawled In be­
ever since 1919: “ I got in right after of ' American food.
food, unbeknown
- ..... .... ..... to a kitch e n ’
cause of the depressing war
Woodrow Wilson announced Amer­ the consumer, has bsen P“ 1’**"11* | A nsw er: Those arc n il rather
news all over the world. After
ica would make the world safe foi Investigated by the food and drug ,arge Mubj pctj, nn<J , d(}
a little while I heard that the
democracy. I knew what that would administration...........—
J ERF C hrifl shill come, and here He shill
. ..............wblch hM b‘ tn uny leaflets to cover them If th e rj
war was over and that peace
mean. Now and then I get a pretty holding hearings on the use of syn­
abide.
Is n good pu b lic lib ra ry in your
had been declared. I came out,
good line on what life is like out thetic substitutes.
O u r tabic sh ill be set for our great G u c#.
town, you should find handbooks
“ TT y
read
the
newspaper
headlines
side
this
cello
case
and,
boy,
am
O u r lim p be lit, our hearth be w in n and wide.
However, the whole story
on
plum bing and piping on fd e
and
leaped
back
in
again.
I'm
I happy to be where I am! No fly
And here H e shall tind shelter, food, and re#.
hasn't been told the public,
Other sources o f In fo rm a tio n are
no fool,”
ing saucer mysteries I
No video
chiefly because of official buck-
the publishing house of Theodore
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comedians! No bop music! No
And H e w ill talk w ith us beside our fire.
passing. Food and drug offi­
Audel A Com pany, 49 West 23rd
Asa
Z.
Boogie,
who
has
been
radio jingles! No jackpots! They
And H e w ill walk with us through every cask.
cials wring their hands and say
St., New Y o rk ; also the Popular
lit ing on a shelf in a basement can't even get me interested In
* *-An confide each hope and each desire.
they have no authority under
Mechanics M agazine, 200 Eust
pantry ever since 1943: “ I climbed "Stop The Music.”
N o question be too great or small to ask.
the law for a full-fledged Invea-
O nturio St.. Chicago. The Portland
onto this shelf when the prices of
tigation. They admit, however,
Cement
Association,
33 West
everything began rising, with gov- Jottings
Because H e lives with us, is one o f us,
that more and more chemical
G rand Ave., Chicago, can supply
ernment
controls
helping
very
lit-
There
are
so
many
daily
changes
W e shall take care no evil thing be heard;
substitutes are being used In
tie. From time to time I peeked tn President Trum an'.
!
bulletins on concrete w ork around
various
foods and that they do
Because His ways are kind and courteous.
the house.
unbelrdhlf° Unid
,getting more thnt “ M enu to us something
not know what the final result
W e shall watch our ways, our ev<yy spoken word
unbearable. I am a fugitive from should be done to number the i l .v
will be on the health of the
New Gasoline Process
-
r
-
nation.
be Thou its Head;
The nation's tra n sp o rta tio n In­
M
with Thee,
cent gasoline, shrim p cocktails at
... v e a n w h i l e Republican
----- - Rep.
- austries.
w orried by the cur
dustries, ahor,
c urrent
Frank Keefe of Wisconsin, who ha. gasohne
*
$1.10 a throw, 90 cents for watered
our bread,
"John L. Lewis Hopes to
been quizzing the food and drug sured pf
abu||d|m t gu
soup, the $1.25 raw lambchop de­
company.
Avoid Strike.”—Headline .
administration, ha. made some |Jquid fue)
J *
livered on the butcher's block and i Wanna bet?
startling disclosures. He charged:
people who call up to know what
sufficie n t plants are placed In
1— That bread can and is being
radio program I am listening to.
Olympia flew to Churchill Downs
operation
to use a new synthetic
Come out again? Why?"
chemicalized to a point where it
by plane. It was just for practice.
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has little if any nutritional value; process fro m n a tu ra l gas. H ow­
the norse
horse had
H K R
t
I “ In ■ his recent r races
a c e s me
2— That non-nutritlonal chemicals, ever, this sourco of supply is not
been residing In a filin g cabinet down.
mostly the result of the work of expected to be w idely used for
for ever so long: “ I f you wish to
I. G. Farben chemists," are being several years.
talk to me, clim b in. I refuse to
palmed off on the unsuspecting
Secretary of Commerce Sawyer
come out for anybody. I consider
administered the oats to his new public, in plnce of milk, fats and
that I am a sane, wise and highly chief aide. Cornelius Vanderbilt " | eggs in aUC,
such
foods M
as cake, 3 dough '
h foOd’
Judicious fellow. You and ail -J o u rn a l of Commerce
Come nUt*' Cereal miXe’ '
,
others who prefer the outside come. boys, the setup in Washing' lc* crcam’ Ca” dy’ / “
world in its present shape are ton isn't getting that bad'
* m ilk drinks' «yntbe“ c whipping
nuts.
. "The Dsvchinri«( .»¡a .u . .u cream, pickles and food flavors;
The location of my home and bank looter was clearly a victim
»—Manufacturers and pharma-
V IV U III
“ I uadi to take laxatives regularly—
} “ a v,cum
ceubcaj houses that produce syn­
emclovmeni w
a. such
...«u _« — .-------...
m y r place of employment
was
of unbearable emotional conflicts
until I started citin g KELLO G G 'S
that I had to use the subways for
coupled with a form of latent im ­ thetic foodstuffs have not made
ALL-BRAN daily. That was 22
north and south travel and buses m aturity. The man attemntori t„ adequate
determine
years ago. A L L ­
uoviJu“le research
« a w re « to
w u
c .« ..... .. if
for east and west. Once in a while establish an impression o /im n o r 0,0 substi,u,c, are POiionous. wblle
BRAN still keeps
when I went to a theater I had to tance. and in <n
me regularl" ( ’larenee
._ ,
there is no proof of toxicity in most
tance, and in so doing got u
hopeless----------------“
get a taxi. I lived in an apartment
M. Smith, ¡¿Oi SI.
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P S
of the substitutes, Keefe points out
Paul Arcnut. .Madi
where everybody kept the radio
___seven persons died after using
ion. B i.». This is just
a substitute salt prepared for peo­
one of many unsolic­
ple who cannot use organic salt
ited letters. If you
in their diet.
•
suffer constipation
due to lark of bulk In
By
Taste Comes First
the diet, eat an ounce of ALL-BR AN
The synthetic ingredient which
daily, drink plenty of water. I f not
Richard H. Wilkinson
sati.ified after 10 days, send the
many bakers now use In bread Is
C o rn e r
empty carton to Kellogg’s, Battle
a compound of polyoxyethylene
Creek, Mieh. Get DOUBLE YOUR
glycol and stearic acid, known as
TT SEEMS to be universally pre­
STÀGESCRE
MONEY BACK! Buy today.
•
” *O coarse he did!’ Punk
an
oar
dropped
overboard
near
the
Polyoxyethyiene
m
o
n
o
s
tearate.
supposed,” said Inspector Ben
Hallam said darkly. ‘Listen,
opposite bank, could never lodge ! stearic acid is derived from animal
Odell, “ that people who aren’t in
By IN EZ GERHARD
city Jigger, you ain’t cornin’ np
in underbrush along the bank on fats, but polyoxyethylene glycol, a
their own element are at a disad­
here an’ gettin* away with ac­
this side 15 feet from where we're substance sim ilar to purified anti­
CANDY
BECKER,
the
new vantage.
cusin’ us o’ murder. You ain’t
standing. It would be two or three freeze for automobiles, has no
"Young Dr. Malone’
“ I'm thinking of the time Detec­
-------
in the
scarin’ us, none. We got each
; nutritional value.
miles down stream by now.’
CBS daytime serial, started out to tive Sergeant Rod Upshur went up
other for witnesses.’
I. G. Farben experimented widely
“
For
a
minute,
there
was
silence.
be exactly that, a doctor, to please to Round Pond for his summer va­
J prescription
! with polyoxyethylene products as
The
three
men
stared
at
Rod
blank­
his father. But his mother had al­ cation. Rod was city bred and city
Fine, said Rod. ‘That makes
ways been keen about amateur raised. He worked on the police the lie all the worse, because you ly. It took quite awhile for the an­ a base for "ersatz" German foods
Sold on a poslUvc m oney-b ack
theatricals; at a tender age he had force of one of the country’s largest both declare you saw Spence fall nouncement to penetrate. Officer ' during the war.
g u a ra n te e , th a t you w ill be re-
71,6 American c° mP«und is pro-
appeared in a play with her. When cities. He didn't know a great deal out of the boat, firs t dropping his Thomas fortunately, recovered firs t
g J m iNrMSn
N’ °r ACT,V'
he was eight he was making puppets about the country and country oar. No, I must confess I am a He had a gun in his pocket and he duCed ch' cfIy by thc A tla i powder
literature on request
and putting on shows at local ways. But he knew human nature, city man and the ways of the coun­ got it out. just as Punk Hallam ;™mpany ° f Wilmington. Del., and
jumped at him. He had to shoot P lyc° produc,s company of Brook-
Trial t l i a $ 1 .0 0
church bazaars. So, when half way a n d he was smart.
try are strange to me. However,
Punk through the shoulder and PT. a" d *! d,str,butcd in
THC
“ Rod was stay- any dumbbell would know after would have done
the same to d,fferent forrns under ,be trade
VANCEY LABORATORIES, Inc.
Herm
a n n a r e n t lv hoH
* names "Sta-soft" and “ Myrj-45.” I
* Minute ing at one of those ' looking at that river and see­ nerm
XI
nad one more
i -
u
j
.
ing that bend gbove here and know­ ounce , of apparently,
Fiction summer camps ing
grey m atter than his
Both ,keeP bread * ° ft for a >°"K
li m « SOCK, AB K A NlAt
that
there’s
a
fast
current,
that
_ J and was having a !
brother. He quit."
period, so that a housewife who ,
pretty dull time, when Henry
Teels a loaf of bread in a grocery
store thinks she is getting oven- !
Graves, the owner, came to him
fresh bread.
with a request.
In fact, this deceptive quality— ,
" ‘There’s been a drowning
O f USERS
plus a pleasing taste the chemical '
up the river a ways,’ he explain­
MUST I f
gives the bread—is the chief selling !
ed. ’Jed Thomas, the local
point of its distributors. Vernon C
officer, isn’t so sure but what
Usher, Inc., of Chicago, which
there's foul play. I know It’s
makes a somewhat sim ilar syn­
out of your jurisdiction, but
ACROSS
bla c k L E A F 4 0
S olahan In N e a t la te a .
thetic compound called “ Top-scor,”
we’d appreciate having you lend
Kill» aphid» and aimilar
frankly
states,
in
his
literature.
■urkinff
Inswta. Per.
TT
us a hand.’ He smiled flatter­
1 Single sheet
mil» fulldevelopm entof
“ In speaking of higher qual­
of a book
ingly. ‘You see, your fame as
haalthy folia<r and top.
5 Valley
.
-
quality fru it» and vex«.
ity, we mean products that not
a detector of crime is far reach­
" S.'m j’’ • * " * " * * '“* b» <•»>!»• M avaa no hern*.
(poet.)
ing.’
only look good, but are appeal­
Donkey
ing to the sense of taste as
“ Jed Thomas, a farm er by trade, 10 9 Musical
SANDY BECKER
« « TOD«
well
. . . bakery goods that are
was congenial and w illing to let
In««-«.
Z L U A J s v rs Of A lfS
drama
not
overburdened
with
fats
and
through pre-medical school, he Rod assume the entire burden.
12 Rage
other richness to the point
abandoned the career of his fa­
'Fact is, M r. Upshur, there's 13 Attendant
where substantially less Is
spirits
ther s choice and chose a branch of been a feud hereabouts. Between
eaten.
/Relieve distress of MONTHLY
(Rom. ReL)
his mother’s hobby, radio. He has the Hallams and the Spencers.
14
Fuel
hobbies of his own, sculpturing and
‘Well, sir, couple days back
“ We believe that every person—
15 Water
sketching in winter, playing tennis Herm and Punk Hallam come to
man, woman or child—eats and
(French)
or goli in summer, but baby-sitting me an' says they was bait diggin’ 17 Thrice
drinks only that which appeals to
with his son and daughter lim its in their lower pasture and suddenly
the sense of taste, with little or
’ (mus.)
his free time.
no thought of nutritious value; so,
they sees a boat with Pat Spencer 18 Pale
in it come sweepin' around the 20 An awn
we emphasize again, that h ig h e r!
23 Border
quality bakery goods, In our opin­
A re you tro u b le d by distress o f
bend.
He was clear across the river,
Cathy Downs, who is featured in
27 Pressure
fe m a le fu n c tio n a l p e rio d ic d la tu rb -
ion, are attained by balancing fo r­
which
is
about
200
yards
wide
there,
Allied A rtists’ “ Massacre R iver,”
marks
V 0 ®*. U’ ta rn* kB To u suffer
mulas to a point where they are
from p a in , feel »0 n e rv o u t. tir e d —
is knitting like mad, all because an’ they claim he h it a submerged 28 Town
not overburdened with rich sub­
m
tlm ee? T h e n do tr y L y d ia E.
announcer
she posed in six knitted dresses for log and stuck. They claim he tried
P ln k h a m s V egetab le C o m p o u n d to
stances which, in the end, tend to
f h e v e euch eym ptom a. P ln k h a m 'a
a fashion layout, liked them, and to push hisself off with an oar an* 29 Native of
d on°’,rage and decrease consump-
decided she could duplicate them the oar slipped an’ i t an’ him fell 30 Denmark
Huts
overboard.
Well,
sir,
Pat
can’t
herself.
31 L ift
swim an’ he just naturally drowned.
IVOIA E. PINKHAM’S I M S - 1
Federal Warning
33 Viper
“ Jed Thomas drove Rod out to 36 Club
One
government
agency
that
Is
The success of “ Variety Tim e” the Hallam farm and introduced
37 Distress
carefully watching on this» nutri­
No. 36
has spurred RKO into speeding up him to Herm and Punk. They were
signal
tional question is the department of
production on a big-time vaude­ big
40 Mount
strapping
fellows,
smug,
7 As nished
agriculture. The department for-
30 Crested
ville picture to be called "Make amused.
35 Conduit
42 Open boat
^.p orarily
sees not only higher support prices
hawk-parrot
37
Fodder
vat
(Eskimo)
Mine Laugh." I t w ill comprise a
“ ‘I see,’ Rod remarked to Jed,
8 One of the
for surplus dairy products, costing
32 Monastery
38 Cereal
batch of new acts and a series of ‘that you recovered the oar Pat 44 Conical tent
Great Lakes
33 Division
the taxpayers millions, but a
grains
45
Like
malt
“ F licker Flashbacks” for old-time Spencer lost overboard.'
9 Paper
For You To Feel Well
of a play
39 Firmament
46 Covered
serious economic threat to dairv
flavor.
t ' I h"uri •» •fy , day 7 d a y i every
container
34
Vehicle
with
“ 'Yep,’ replied Jed, and not too
41
Gull
Œur.)
farming if chemical. come into
with dew
weel
11 Ventilate
« .0 ? « * . 7
»»>• kldn.ya Altar
runners
43 Disfigure
happily, ‘I found it caught in some 47 God of love
watte matter from tha blood.
wide vogue.
16 Exclama­
Horace Heidt is planning a musi­ weeds along the bank about 15 yards
um
"™
0"
p*
°
p
|‘
«ware of how the
(Gr. m y th )
tion
Oi
In a confidential report prepared
A n tw a r to P o n ia R om bar IS
cal comedy to feature the youthful downstream. I guess he musta lost
£ " ’ 7 't - •» ‘'«we acid, and remove
other w aur-
u ta
18 Flower
wbho . ‘ f V “ nnoi *l« y I" ‘ he blood
DOWN
agriculture
secretary
Charles
talent discovered on his "O riginal it, just like Punk and Herm said.'
19 Courage
i-jaCH fcJUUU
Wlihoot In ju ry to hraltE. there would
20 Say further
■ □ 0 lo o ir a ie
h I a ì qq
o ìc m
Youth Opportunity Program ."
It
b r n T « ’ Ra' Ph Triggl chicf ot ‘ be
be better under.tandlng of »Ay the
“ Punk and Ile rm laughed.
a H BB
1 Goddess of
21 Narrow
S s ou7 8nd marketing divisi° " ’
uniaua
qcihoq
w ill be titled "The Kids Break
" ‘Wait a minute,’ Rod said eas­
the moon
raau a u o au
inlet
Through,” is tentatively scheduled ily. ’Not so fast, boys. You two are
(Rom.
uquiihuk ; u a c
(geol.)
“H I. our opinion that the
for this fall on Broadway.
smart all right. Too smart. So
auu a a c u
myth.)
eeh. A ' X ou. m ,y • U|T” nagging bark-
22 Tavern
department should object to
aoH aa aauuu
L b ? - hp.aJ ache«. dlxalnRM, rheumatlfl
smart you made one awful blunder.
2 Units of
24 Perish
LIDDIS
UBLJ
p w t*
"? up.? ‘ n l,h U / »welling.
the
approval
of
chemical
«ofL
work
Patrie Knowles is going to let his Officer Thomas, I think you’ll be
25 Jellylike
u a u uauaoHB
h . ...In . " U
L,U
.Oan recommended
^
You W
,U
3 Part of
rusty Spanish get even rustier safe in arresting these men and
n'?d|<
‘,ne
tha
BccePtab,e Ingredients
substance
0 0 uua uau
“ to be”
in baking formulas, because of
tlon" oT
‘ ha funo-
26 Bitter
from now on. In Mexico on loca­ charging them with m urder.’
u
a
u
a
a
n
a
n
z
a
nü.h L ?
k dn»y» «“ <* help them to
4 Woods
aasa asaa
iatlon ! °" ‘he hcaUh 01
vetch
tion fo r RKO's "The Big Steal,” he p A T ’S AND HERM ’S mouths fell
Ä
V
S
Ä , 'C . iÄ
5 Fashion
aaaH anua
28 A period
had a linguistic disaster when he * open. In fact, so did Jed’s. Jed
tha ik nCt eVldcnce »"Ucate.
6 Simian
dress
Series K — 48
needed soap, asked a storekeeper said: ‘Yuh mean, you know Pat
cal nN
of chem-
*csl softeners for fats c<m
for “ Sopa” —and got a can of soupl didn't drown hisself?’
the
c“n,,drrab,y red .cS
‘br food value of the product.
CLOTHES CLOSET REFUGEES
I
This department has come into
The case of the young New York possession of the fact that there
man who lived in a clothes closet are numerous such cases. Elmer
for 10 years and. upon his release, Twitchell. for instance, has a neph­
cried, “ I want to go back in there. I ew. Pastrami Twitchell. who has not
in \ a closet
closet for
for 10
years
don’t like it outside.” is not as un- i I " only
" 'A ? been
00" in
10 Year«.
.
but
has
resisted
all
efforts
to
entice
usual as you might think.
¡him out. “ He went in during
Zhe flew /louse
. V \ A
\
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z
H'
XX*
FREED FROM
HARSH LAXATIVES
Fiction
MURDER BY TWO
For Sore, Bleeding Gums
3
MILLIONS
CROSSWORD PUZZLE
RIGHT!
FEMALE
WEAKNESS
Kidneys Must
Work Well-
I
D oans P ills