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Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, M ay 26, C A N 'T BLAM E A N Y O N E FO R ¡Me» H ID IN G They're H a p p y -in Their Hermit Heavens! _____________________ . . . IN CLOTHES CLOSET THESE By H I. PHILLIPS DAYS I w CO-MD FIRST AID to the AILING HOUSE by Roger (Twhitnian ~ O R i> N PcARSON H u ililln g A Hasom enl Koom Food I “ Ersah" rwua Question: We project M urxuun. w e have a p roject In the! on all night. A room across the »pHE AMERICAN h o u s e w i f e m ind and I am able to do the Hitler's or; 'orical tirades over the hi.- hall was occupied by an opera star * doesn't know it. but more and J * " '1* »’ »y»«-' • if I have a little help mike. We nearly got him out thi y," I who vocalized ull day. Every few more of the food she buys for her . ««• want to dig out n basement season, but he heard Vishinsky," led weeks there was an eleveator strike faintly contains the same basic under the kitch e n ; we have two Elmer explained. “ Then he naile j in the building. And in order to get “ ersats” Ingredients which I. G rooms under the house already up the door from the inside.” j to my Job I had to cross nine picket Farben. the notorious Nuzl cartel. H a te you any leaflets on tilin g out ---- * ---- 'lines. So 1 got into this filing eabi-1 developed for German troops and the d ra in , and footings fo r co on Other eases reported today net and, mister, it seems paradise.” civilians in the last war. The Ger- Crete blocks * A fte r the buserne ni with statements by each fol io w: Thaddeus Swivelhead: -----* ---- dur room In com pleted, plan •— on » , man man people people lived lived on on “ ersatz” ------- - - we - - ------ a “ Yea, I have been living In the Jarvis P. X. Waffle, who has been |ng most of the war, I *dchen sink and cupboards. HavuP top drawer of an old dresser living In a abandoned cello ease The extent of this Farbcn-tilng you nny leaflets on plum bing for for five years. I crawled In be ever since 1919: “ I got in right after of ' American food. food, unbeknown - ..... .... ..... to a kitch e n ’ cause of the depressing war Woodrow Wilson announced Amer the consumer, has bsen P“ 1’**"11* | A nsw er: Those arc n il rather news all over the world. After ica would make the world safe foi Investigated by the food and drug ,arge Mubj pctj, nn<J , d(} a little while I heard that the democracy. I knew what that would administration...........— J ERF C hrifl shill come, and here He shill . ..............wblch hM b‘ tn uny leaflets to cover them If th e rj war was over and that peace mean. Now and then I get a pretty holding hearings on the use of syn abide. Is n good pu b lic lib ra ry in your had been declared. I came out, good line on what life is like out thetic substitutes. O u r tabic sh ill be set for our great G u c#. town, you should find handbooks “ TT y read the newspaper headlines side this cello case and, boy, am O u r lim p be lit, our hearth be w in n and wide. However, the whole story on plum bing and piping on fd e and leaped back in again. I'm I happy to be where I am! No fly And here H e shall tind shelter, food, and re#. hasn't been told the public, Other sources o f In fo rm a tio n are no fool,” ing saucer mysteries I No video chiefly because of official buck- the publishing house of Theodore -----* ---- comedians! No bop music! No And H e w ill talk w ith us beside our fire. passing. Food and drug offi Audel A Com pany, 49 West 23rd Asa Z. Boogie, who has been radio jingles! No jackpots! They And H e w ill walk with us through every cask. cials wring their hands and say St., New Y o rk ; also the Popular lit ing on a shelf in a basement can't even get me interested In * *-An confide each hope and each desire. they have no authority under Mechanics M agazine, 200 Eust pantry ever since 1943: “ I climbed "Stop The Music.” N o question be too great or small to ask. the law for a full-fledged Invea- O nturio St.. Chicago. The Portland onto this shelf when the prices of tigation. They admit, however, Cement Association, 33 West everything began rising, with gov- Jottings Because H e lives with us, is one o f us, that more and more chemical G rand Ave., Chicago, can supply ernment controls helping very lit- There are so many daily changes W e shall take care no evil thing be heard; substitutes are being used In tie. From time to time I peeked tn President Trum an'. ! bulletins on concrete w ork around various foods and that they do Because His ways are kind and courteous. the house. unbelrdhlf° Unid ,getting more thnt “ M enu to us something not know what the final result W e shall watch our ways, our ev<yy spoken word unbearable. I am a fugitive from should be done to number the i l .v will be on the health of the New Gasoline Process - r - nation. be Thou its Head; The nation's tra n sp o rta tio n In M with Thee, cent gasoline, shrim p cocktails at ... v e a n w h i l e Republican ----- - Rep. - austries. w orried by the cur dustries, ahor, c urrent Frank Keefe of Wisconsin, who ha. gasohne * $1.10 a throw, 90 cents for watered our bread, "John L. Lewis Hopes to been quizzing the food and drug sured pf abu||d|m t gu soup, the $1.25 raw lambchop de company. Avoid Strike.”—Headline . administration, ha. made some |Jquid fue) J * livered on the butcher's block and i Wanna bet? startling disclosures. He charged: people who call up to know what sufficie n t plants are placed In 1— That bread can and is being radio program I am listening to. Olympia flew to Churchill Downs operation to use a new synthetic Come out again? Why?" chemicalized to a point where it by plane. It was just for practice. -----* ---- has little if any nutritional value; process fro m n a tu ra l gas. H ow the norse horse had H K R t I “ In ■ his recent r races a c e s me 2— That non-nutritlonal chemicals, ever, this sourco of supply is not been residing In a filin g cabinet down. mostly the result of the work of expected to be w idely used for for ever so long: “ I f you wish to I. G. Farben chemists," are being several years. talk to me, clim b in. I refuse to palmed off on the unsuspecting Secretary of Commerce Sawyer come out for anybody. I consider administered the oats to his new public, in plnce of milk, fats and that I am a sane, wise and highly chief aide. Cornelius Vanderbilt " | eggs in aUC, such foods M as cake, 3 dough ' h foOd’ Judicious fellow. You and ail -J o u rn a l of Commerce Come nUt*' Cereal miXe’ ' , others who prefer the outside come. boys, the setup in Washing' lc* crcam’ Ca” dy’ / “ world in its present shape are ton isn't getting that bad' * m ilk drinks' «yntbe“ c whipping nuts. . "The Dsvchinri«( .»¡a .u . .u cream, pickles and food flavors; The location of my home and bank looter was clearly a victim »—Manufacturers and pharma- V IV U III “ I uadi to take laxatives regularly— } “ a v,cum ceubcaj houses that produce syn emclovmeni w a. such ...«u _« — .-------... m y r place of employment was of unbearable emotional conflicts until I started citin g KELLO G G 'S that I had to use the subways for coupled with a form of latent im thetic foodstuffs have not made ALL-BRAN daily. That was 22 north and south travel and buses m aturity. The man attemntori t„ adequate determine years ago. A L L uoviJu“le research « a w re « to w u c .« ..... .. if for east and west. Once in a while establish an impression o /im n o r 0,0 substi,u,c, are POiionous. wblle BRAN still keeps when I went to a theater I had to tance. and in <n me regularl" ( ’larenee ._ , there is no proof of toxicity in most tance, and in so doing got u hopeless----------------“ get a taxi. I lived in an apartment M. Smith, ¡¿Oi SI. ...................... P S of the substitutes, Keefe points out Paul Arcnut. .Madi where everybody kept the radio ___seven persons died after using ion. B i.». This is just a substitute salt prepared for peo one of many unsolic ple who cannot use organic salt ited letters. If you in their diet. • suffer constipation due to lark of bulk In By Taste Comes First the diet, eat an ounce of ALL-BR AN The synthetic ingredient which daily, drink plenty of water. I f not Richard H. Wilkinson sati.ified after 10 days, send the many bakers now use In bread Is C o rn e r empty carton to Kellogg’s, Battle a compound of polyoxyethylene Creek, Mieh. Get DOUBLE YOUR glycol and stearic acid, known as TT SEEMS to be universally pre STÀGESCRE MONEY BACK! Buy today. • ” *O coarse he did!’ Punk an oar dropped overboard near the Polyoxyethyiene m o n o s tearate. supposed,” said Inspector Ben Hallam said darkly. ‘Listen, opposite bank, could never lodge ! stearic acid is derived from animal Odell, “ that people who aren’t in By IN EZ GERHARD city Jigger, you ain’t cornin’ np in underbrush along the bank on fats, but polyoxyethylene glycol, a their own element are at a disad here an’ gettin* away with ac this side 15 feet from where we're substance sim ilar to purified anti CANDY BECKER, the new vantage. cusin’ us o’ murder. You ain’t standing. It would be two or three freeze for automobiles, has no "Young Dr. Malone’ “ I'm thinking of the time Detec ------- in the scarin’ us, none. We got each ; nutritional value. miles down stream by now.’ CBS daytime serial, started out to tive Sergeant Rod Upshur went up other for witnesses.’ I. G. Farben experimented widely “ For a minute, there was silence. be exactly that, a doctor, to please to Round Pond for his summer va J prescription ! with polyoxyethylene products as The three men stared at Rod blank his father. But his mother had al cation. Rod was city bred and city Fine, said Rod. ‘That makes ways been keen about amateur raised. He worked on the police the lie all the worse, because you ly. It took quite awhile for the an a base for "ersatz" German foods Sold on a poslUvc m oney-b ack theatricals; at a tender age he had force of one of the country’s largest both declare you saw Spence fall nouncement to penetrate. Officer ' during the war. g u a ra n te e , th a t you w ill be re- 71,6 American c° mP«und is pro- appeared in a play with her. When cities. He didn't know a great deal out of the boat, firs t dropping his Thomas fortunately, recovered firs t g J m iNrMSn N’ °r ACT,V' he was eight he was making puppets about the country and country oar. No, I must confess I am a He had a gun in his pocket and he duCed ch' cfIy by thc A tla i powder literature on request and putting on shows at local ways. But he knew human nature, city man and the ways of the coun got it out. just as Punk Hallam ;™mpany ° f Wilmington. Del., and jumped at him. He had to shoot P lyc° produc,s company of Brook- Trial t l i a $ 1 .0 0 church bazaars. So, when half way a n d he was smart. try are strange to me. However, Punk through the shoulder and PT. a" d *! d,str,butcd in THC “ Rod was stay- any dumbbell would know after would have done the same to d,fferent forrns under ,be trade VANCEY LABORATORIES, Inc. Herm a n n a r e n t lv hoH * names "Sta-soft" and “ Myrj-45.” I * Minute ing at one of those ' looking at that river and see nerm XI nad one more i - u j . ing that bend gbove here and know ounce , of apparently, Fiction summer camps ing grey m atter than his Both ,keeP bread * ° ft for a >°"K li m « SOCK, AB K A NlAt that there’s a fast current, that _ J and was having a ! brother. He quit." period, so that a housewife who , pretty dull time, when Henry Teels a loaf of bread in a grocery store thinks she is getting oven- ! Graves, the owner, came to him fresh bread. with a request. In fact, this deceptive quality— , " ‘There’s been a drowning O f USERS plus a pleasing taste the chemical ' up the river a ways,’ he explain MUST I f gives the bread—is the chief selling ! ed. ’Jed Thomas, the local point of its distributors. Vernon C officer, isn’t so sure but what Usher, Inc., of Chicago, which there's foul play. I know It’s makes a somewhat sim ilar syn out of your jurisdiction, but ACROSS bla c k L E A F 4 0 S olahan In N e a t la te a . thetic compound called “ Top-scor,” we’d appreciate having you lend Kill» aphid» and aimilar frankly states, in his literature. ■urkinff Inswta. Per. TT us a hand.’ He smiled flatter 1 Single sheet mil» fulldevelopm entof “ In speaking of higher qual of a book ingly. ‘You see, your fame as haalthy folia<r and top. 5 Valley . - quality fru it» and vex«. ity, we mean products that not a detector of crime is far reach " S.'m j’’ • * " * " * * '“* b» <•»>!»• M avaa no hern*. (poet.) ing.’ only look good, but are appeal Donkey ing to the sense of taste as “ Jed Thomas, a farm er by trade, 10 9 Musical SANDY BECKER « « TOD« well . . . bakery goods that are was congenial and w illing to let In««-«. Z L U A J s v rs Of A lfS drama not overburdened with fats and through pre-medical school, he Rod assume the entire burden. 12 Rage other richness to the point abandoned the career of his fa 'Fact is, M r. Upshur, there's 13 Attendant where substantially less Is spirits ther s choice and chose a branch of been a feud hereabouts. Between eaten. /Relieve distress of MONTHLY (Rom. ReL) his mother’s hobby, radio. He has the Hallams and the Spencers. 14 Fuel hobbies of his own, sculpturing and ‘Well, sir, couple days back “ We believe that every person— 15 Water sketching in winter, playing tennis Herm and Punk Hallam come to man, woman or child—eats and (French) or goli in summer, but baby-sitting me an' says they was bait diggin’ 17 Thrice drinks only that which appeals to with his son and daughter lim its in their lower pasture and suddenly the sense of taste, with little or ’ (mus.) his free time. no thought of nutritious value; so, they sees a boat with Pat Spencer 18 Pale in it come sweepin' around the 20 An awn we emphasize again, that h ig h e r! 23 Border quality bakery goods, In our opin A re you tro u b le d by distress o f bend. He was clear across the river, Cathy Downs, who is featured in 27 Pressure fe m a le fu n c tio n a l p e rio d ic d la tu rb - ion, are attained by balancing fo r which is about 200 yards wide there, Allied A rtists’ “ Massacre R iver,” marks V 0 ®*. U’ ta rn* kB To u suffer mulas to a point where they are from p a in , feel »0 n e rv o u t. tir e d — is knitting like mad, all because an’ they claim he h it a submerged 28 Town not overburdened with rich sub m tlm ee? T h e n do tr y L y d ia E. announcer she posed in six knitted dresses for log and stuck. They claim he tried P ln k h a m s V egetab le C o m p o u n d to stances which, in the end, tend to f h e v e euch eym ptom a. P ln k h a m 'a a fashion layout, liked them, and to push hisself off with an oar an* 29 Native of d on°’,rage and decrease consump- decided she could duplicate them the oar slipped an’ i t an’ him fell 30 Denmark Huts overboard. Well, sir, Pat can’t herself. 31 L ift swim an’ he just naturally drowned. IVOIA E. PINKHAM’S I M S - 1 Federal Warning 33 Viper “ Jed Thomas drove Rod out to 36 Club One government agency that Is The success of “ Variety Tim e” the Hallam farm and introduced 37 Distress carefully watching on this» nutri No. 36 has spurred RKO into speeding up him to Herm and Punk. They were signal tional question is the department of production on a big-time vaude big 40 Mount strapping fellows, smug, 7 As nished agriculture. The department for- 30 Crested ville picture to be called "Make amused. 35 Conduit 42 Open boat ^.p orarily sees not only higher support prices hawk-parrot 37 Fodder vat (Eskimo) Mine Laugh." I t w ill comprise a “ ‘I see,’ Rod remarked to Jed, 8 One of the for surplus dairy products, costing 32 Monastery 38 Cereal batch of new acts and a series of ‘that you recovered the oar Pat 44 Conical tent Great Lakes 33 Division the taxpayers millions, but a grains 45 Like malt “ F licker Flashbacks” for old-time Spencer lost overboard.' 9 Paper For You To Feel Well of a play 39 Firmament 46 Covered serious economic threat to dairv flavor. t ' I h"uri •» •fy , day 7 d a y i every container 34 Vehicle with “ 'Yep,’ replied Jed, and not too 41 Gull Œur.) farming if chemical. come into with dew weel 11 Ventilate « .0 ? « * . 7 »»>• kldn.ya Altar runners 43 Disfigure happily, ‘I found it caught in some 47 God of love watte matter from tha blood. wide vogue. 16 Exclama Horace Heidt is planning a musi weeds along the bank about 15 yards um "™ 0" p* ° p |‘ «ware of how the (Gr. m y th ) tion Oi In a confidential report prepared A n tw a r to P o n ia R om bar IS cal comedy to feature the youthful downstream. I guess he musta lost £ " ’ 7 't - •» ‘'«we acid, and remove other w aur- u ta 18 Flower wbho . ‘ f V “ nnoi *l« y I" ‘ he blood DOWN agriculture secretary Charles talent discovered on his "O riginal it, just like Punk and Herm said.' 19 Courage i-jaCH fcJUUU Wlihoot In ju ry to hraltE. there would 20 Say further ■ □ 0 lo o ir a ie h I a ì qq o ìc m Youth Opportunity Program ." It b r n T « ’ Ra' Ph Triggl chicf ot ‘ be be better under.tandlng of »Ay the “ Punk and Ile rm laughed. a H BB 1 Goddess of 21 Narrow S s ou7 8nd marketing divisi° " ’ uniaua qcihoq w ill be titled "The Kids Break " ‘Wait a minute,’ Rod said eas the moon raau a u o au inlet Through,” is tentatively scheduled ily. ’Not so fast, boys. You two are (Rom. uquiihuk ; u a c (geol.) “H I. our opinion that the for this fall on Broadway. smart all right. Too smart. So auu a a c u myth.) eeh. A ' X ou. m ,y • U|T” nagging bark- 22 Tavern department should object to aoH aa aauuu L b ? - hp.aJ ache«. dlxalnRM, rheumatlfl smart you made one awful blunder. 2 Units of 24 Perish LIDDIS UBLJ p w t* "? up.? ‘ n l,h U / »welling. the approval of chemical «ofL work Patrie Knowles is going to let his Officer Thomas, I think you’ll be 25 Jellylike u a u uauaoHB h . ...In . " U L,U .Oan recommended ^ You W ,U 3 Part of rusty Spanish get even rustier safe in arresting these men and n'?d|< ‘,ne tha BccePtab,e Ingredients substance 0 0 uua uau “ to be” in baking formulas, because of tlon" oT ‘ ha funo- 26 Bitter from now on. In Mexico on loca charging them with m urder.’ u a u a a n a n z a nü.h L ? k dn»y» «“ <* help them to 4 Woods aasa asaa iatlon ! °" ‘he hcaUh 01 vetch tion fo r RKO's "The Big Steal,” he p A T ’S AND HERM ’S mouths fell Ä V S Ä , 'C . iÄ 5 Fashion aaaH anua 28 A period had a linguistic disaster when he * open. In fact, so did Jed’s. Jed tha ik nCt eVldcnce »"Ucate. 6 Simian dress Series K — 48 needed soap, asked a storekeeper said: ‘Yuh mean, you know Pat cal nN of chem- *csl softeners for fats c<m for “ Sopa” —and got a can of soupl didn't drown hisself?’ the c“n,,drrab,y red .cS ‘br food value of the product. CLOTHES CLOSET REFUGEES I This department has come into The case of the young New York possession of the fact that there man who lived in a clothes closet are numerous such cases. Elmer for 10 years and. upon his release, Twitchell. for instance, has a neph cried, “ I want to go back in there. I ew. Pastrami Twitchell. who has not in \ a closet closet for for 10 years don’t like it outside.” is not as un- i I " only " 'A ? been 00" in 10 Year«. . but has resisted all efforts to entice usual as you might think. ¡him out. “ He went in during Zhe flew /louse . V \ A \ \//\//\ z H' XX* FREED FROM HARSH LAXATIVES Fiction MURDER BY TWO For Sore, Bleeding Gums 3 MILLIONS CROSSWORD PUZZLE RIGHT! FEMALE WEAKNESS Kidneys Must Work Well- I D oans P ills
