H a n d s o m e C h a ir M a d e COLONEL W INN'S NEW 'BEDSIDE MANNER' . . From S im p le P attern Derby Betters' Loss W ill Be Medicine's Gain . . . M A Y SOOTHE M A N Y A TROUBLED CONSCIENCE By H. I. P H ILLIP S The track is run by the famous Colonel Matt Winn, always a man Churchil Downs, one of the old­ in green, seldom a man in the red est race tracks In the land, it is and now tor the first time appear­ announced, is to be run for the ing as something of a Man in White. benefit of the Louisville medical ---- ♦---- college. The Kentucky Derby has T he co lo n e l is a sm a r t, co lo r ­ left many a man sick at the finish, ful r a c in g g e n iu s , but up to but this is the first time anybody now had not b een a s s o c ia te d at the track thought of doing some­ w ith a b e d sid e m a n n er and a thing about doctors. ste th o sc o p e . If yo u sa w him MEDICINE AND THE DERBY It has never been recorded that he was coupled In the betting with "Dr. Kildare.” Observing him as he watched the crowds pour into the Downs for the Derby, we never got the impression he was thinking about what to do for the medical profession rather than what to do for Churchill Downs. — 4c— However, it will be strictly O. K. to see horse racing advancing the I cause of humanity. It will be a 1 great conscience soother for Der­ by addicts. Their alibi for the long j trip and the Derby hysteria can now be. “Can I help it if I want | to see ambitious medical students get a chance?” ---- * ---- H e w ill fe e l b etter co m in g b ack fro m th e D erb y , too. If h is b a n g ta il fin ish e s out of th e m o n e y , h e w ill h a v e th e s a t is ­ fa c tio n of r e a lis in g th a t L o u is­ v ille M ed ica l c o lle g e (by M att W inn-B ally b ool “ fin ish e d stro n g an d w ill b ea r w a tc h in g .” Rtctss It Refresher m in u tes In w h ich to help a stu ­ d en t g et through c o lle g e .” w ith a little b la ck b ag In hand you w ere u n der no Illu sion It held p ills, c a p su le s or oin t­ m e n ts. ESPITE TALK about the boye D “needing a rest." real «lory behind «he 10 day Easier recess ---- *---- Similarly, Louisville medical col­ lege professors will be alloted of­ ficial colors or "silks," classes will be opened with “Boots and Saddles” and on the day of exams there will be a morning line and late scratches. ---- * ---- Life can be wonderful! But we hope no student will be flunked for bud behavior at the gate and “quitting when challenged." And let's have no dean of the medical school thrown out of training for a "popped osselet.” • a s of the house was that Speaker Sam Rayburn and majority leader John McCormack sent their charges home for a ’’refresher" course. Rayburn and McCormack were chiefly concerned over another O O. P. Dixie coalition ngalnst re­ peal of ihe Tail Hartley labor law, and they thought some elbow-rub­ bing with the folks at home might be the best preventive The strat­ egy applies to Republicans from Industrial districts ns well as Demo- erats. M ea n tim e, lo ca l AFL and CIO P le a se Do N ot D isturb 1 liv e in a d isg r a c e fu l rut, A thing Io be d ep lored By fie r c e , a m b itio u s p eop le, but I'm not the le a s t bit bored. M argaret F ish b a ck le a d e r s w ere plan n in g to g iv e th e retu rn in g p o litico s a stiff w orkout during th e 10-day " v a c a tio n .” ---- * ---- We can picture the wide in­ fluence of the school of medicine on the Derby, and vice versa. Churchill Downs will probably be redecorated in white enamel, with a nurse at every mutuels window and an intern in the hot dog stands. Fans will have their temperatures taken before and after photo ftn- .shes, stethoscopes will be used to detect suppressed tips. ---- *---- There will be special windows «here fans may get a sedative. And if his inside information proves Ye Gotham Bugle & Banner cold, there will be heat treatments Tickets for “South Pacific” are on the mezzanine. sold out so far In advance that rec­ ---- *---- ord prices are being offered for “ L a d ies an d g e n tle m e n ,” w e seats so far back they're In the ca n b ea r th e tra ck an n ou n cer North Atlantic. . . . Peter Donald s a y . “ the h o r se s a re on th eir says the toughest thing about the w ay to the post to a d v a n c e the way Europe puts the bite on Uncle c a u se of m e d ic in e and c o r r e c t Sam is that she does it with lease- d ia g n o sis. T on h a r e on ly f ir e lend teeth. F ic t io n STRICTLY ANALYTICAL B y IN E Z G E R H A R D HEN Eagle-Lion films decided to hold the premiere of “Tulsa” In Tulsa, Okla., they had no idea that Oklahomans would cooperate so magnificently. Gov. Roy Turner proclaimed a holiday and royally entertained members of the press whom Eagle-Lion flew from both coasts for the occasion. Walter Wanger brought “Tulsa’s” stars— Susan Hayward, Robert Preston, W Susan Hayward Chill Wills and Jess Barker, to town; 50 mayors from all over the state were on hand to join in the festivities, which lasted for a day and a half. As for the picture, it is fine entertainment, with an oil-well fire that sets an all-time high for similar screen spectacles. Two top Warners stars began their careers similarly, by dying. Errol Flynn did it in “The Case of the Curious Bride,” has been killing other people In films ever since. Zachary Scott died in his first film, “The Mask of Dimitrios,” has been the victim in eight out of 11 pictures since then, gets driven to suicide In his latest, “Flamingo Road.” Reuniting Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers for their 10th picture in M-G-M’s “The Bark­ leys of Broadway” proved so successful that they will co-star In another musical, as yet un­ titled, which is now being writ­ ten for them. Bill Conrad, the “voice” of CBS’ “Escape” series, is a fine actor, but looks like something out of a grab bag; usually wears a sack­ like pair of slacks, a T-shirt, sneak­ ers and an old leather jacket. He wears that array on “Suspense,” also when reporting to the picture studios; he was -fh “The Killers,” “Body and Soul,” "To the Victors” and “Sorry, Wrong Number.” caution to the wind for once and marry the girl?” Hugh sighed. His face took on that look of faintly aloof indulgence _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ that he always conjured w h e n - M inute B a r r y became 3 Fiction c r i ,V i; a l- 7 0u _____________ wouldn t u n d e r - stand,” he said. "You’re too impulsive to see what I'm driving at. Let me tell you, it pays to be careful.” “Sure it does. But it doesn’t pay to be overly careful. How does Valeria feel about it?” “ How does she feel? How do you think she feels? When a girl’s in love she knows enough to be careful herself.” “Meaning, of course, that Val’s mad about you and she's willing to wait until you get through analyzing and justify or compensate her shortcomings in your mind.” Hugh gestured indifferently. "Fig­ ure it that way, if you like.” "Wouldn’t it be a shock to you if you discovered yourself to be wrong. I mean, if Val married someone else right under your nose.” “She won’t,” said Hugh confi­ dently. “Girls aren’t made that way.” He stood up. “I haven’t been studying psychology and human be- , havior five years for nothing.” “But if she gets tired of waiting and marries some one else in the meantime, maybe you’ll regret it." I "Don’t be ridiculous. Val won’t ! marry anyone else. I know what I’m doing.” Barry let a fortnight elapse before he again broached the subject of Val. It rankled him, and he felt better to get It off his chest. “ Hate to mention it again, Hugh, but Val seems to think you’ve been neglecting her lately. Can’t blame her much, either.” “Cut it!” Hugh looked ugly. “I think you’d better let me tend to my own affairs, Barry. The girl loves me and when I get around to it, I’ll marry her. Goodness, can’t yoif understand that a man shouldn't jump into such things!” “Or a woman either,” Barry of- ! fered. “I happen to know Val was ! out with someone else last night.” “Good. Comparing the someone ! else with me will be the best thing in the world for her—and me too.” Hugh was annoyed. Blast it, why couldn’t Barry mind his own busi­ ness? Why did he always have to keep worrying about Val. It was plain as day that he didn't under­ stand women. Val knew a good thing when she saw it. She loved him and was willing to wait. She was smart. AGUELY HE wondered who the other man could be she was out with. It was sort of amusing in a way. Probably Val had merely told Barry that so Barry would tell him. Childish. Why, even a first- year psychology student could tell you that was nothing but a feeble attempt on the part of the female to excite jealousy in the man she loved. Three evenings later Hugh's phone rang. It was Barry. He sounded far away. “Can’t hear yon.” Hugh yelled into the mouthpiece. “Talk louder.” ”1 say,” came Barry's voice, more distinctly, “that the thing I warned you against has happened.” "What thing?” said Hugh. “About Val. About her marrying someone else right under your I' By Richard H. Wilkinson nose. She’s done it.” “I don’t believe it," said Hugh, feeling for the first time a queer sensation of alarm. “I saw it happen,” said Barry. “I was there.” “Good lord!” Hugh was suddenly very much excited and very con­ cerned. “You can’t say I didn't warn j you,” Barry’s voice said, growing fainter. “Hey! Hold on a minute, Barryl Are you there! . , . Yes, yes, 1 know you warned me. Guess I was something of a fool. Who was it she married? This is terrible!” “Me," said Barry, very faintly. And then the line went dead. At a dinner meeting with North and South freshmen Democrats last week. Rayburn and McCormack heard increasing rumbles of “re­ taliation” ngalnst southern coal­ itionists This wasn’t all clonkroom whispers. Quite a number of big- city Democrats, who believe In carrying out Truman campaign promises, have spoken out openly. Among them are freshmen D e n , or rats Anthony Tsueriello of Buffalo. N. Y., and Earl Warner of Cincinnati, who angrily told McC ormaek the time had come to "stop ap­ peasing and start hitting back" at southern opponents of the Fair Deal program "I've had enough," bluntly ••- sorted Tauriello. “I was elected on the Truman program, and I believe in the whole program I’m tired of seeing the program delayed and undermined by members of my own party. A iot of us think It's time to start retaliating ” At the dinner, Rayburn and Mc­ Cormack made strong pleas for harmony. 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