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S o u th ern O regon News Review, Thursday, A pril 28, 1949
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A BUTTON M AY MAKE GROMYKO A YES M A N . . .
W hat if Science Could C ontrol Man's Thoughts?
...O R
A RAY M IG H T MAKE HARRY CHEER KREMLIN
By H. I. PHILLIPS
John E ly Burchard. Dean of Hu-
SCIENCE AND
m anities at Massachusetts Tech.
THOUGHT CONTROL
There goes that gooseflesh creep­
fr itr lT H O U T assuming any man- ing up our spine u gain I
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W tie ot prophecy, it is fa ir to
suggest that a b ility to control man's
Say it ain’t so, doctor! T ell us
thoughts w ith precision through you don't rea lly mean that the lab­
science is by no means out of the oratory w ill find a way to throw
question. This is more awesome in a switch and make a m an's thoughts
its interpretations than was the come out the designated slot! Ad­
mushroom cloud in 1945."—Dr. m it you are
not serious in con-
tem platlng a day when a button
may turn a yes man into a no man,
nice as it m ig ht be to see in con­
vertin g G rom yko—p re sto!—from a
no man into a yes m an!
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Or Is it to be done by rays?
Turned by Joe Stalin onto
President Trum an, m ig ht they
halt H arry in the m iddle of a
stern "W e intend to stand by
to the b itte r e nd " and bring
fo rth an abrupt c ry , "H ooray
fo r the K r e m lin !"
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Do you see a tim e when the
Thirteen Men of Moscow, giving
I uproarious approval to a Pravda
e dito ria l denouncing Am erica, may,
| under a m agic ray in the hands of
Uncle Sam, suddenly glow with
anger and order the Pruvda edi­
to ria l w rite r shot at once?
Is the tim e near when Vishinsky.
loaded w ith expletives and rising
to excoriate the democracies, w ill,
due to a current, a ray o r an iso­
tope, break into a broad sm ile and
say, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am
just a Happiness Boy. There is
nothing in this w orld like frie n d ­
ship. See what the boys in the
backroom w ill h a v e !”
1 1 4;-----
Can Henry Wallace, m ount­
ing the p la tfo rm , be reached
by a m ystery beam and his
address denouncing ER P, the
Trum an a dm inistration and the
A tlantic pact converted into a
talk on how to produce better
laying hens?
We see the follow ing possibilities:
1. —Moscow issues orders fo r the
complete seizure of China. The
Chinese Com m unist general gets
it, but Washington calls on its
| Thought C ontrol tower, centers the
beam on him and renders the gen­
eral incapable of saying anything
but "N u ts !”
2. —The politburo prepares to is­
sue a blast at Am erica. U nder the
Thought B litz e r the boys cannot
I think of the words "W a ll S treet,"
"M oney Bund” or "E x p lo ite rs .”
| This leaves them completely help-
Fiction
less.
3, —A new play opens on Broad­
way. It is lousy. But the producer
has scientific connections. He con­
trols the thoughts of the c ritic s to
such on extent they can’ t even dis­
miss it as "adequate."
4. We go to the races w ith the
rig h t combination in the D ully
Double. It is 2 and 8. The guy ot
the window who has a thought con­
trol apparatus fills our skull with
the numbers 4 and 7.
<P. S — Nothing keeps us sane
except the fact that the winning
combination turns out to be 3
and 8.)
• • •
1949 P IC K E T L IN E
Behold the m odern picket
Abusive us can be;
He acts as If determ ined
IE S C R E
IN E Z
N W lO
GERHARD
»»R
Y A N K E E at King A rth u r’s
* * C ourt” has been screened
three tim es; Param ount’s new ver­
sion is the best of the three. Done
in Technicolor, w ith d eligh tfu l new
songs, it stars Bing Crosby, Sir
Cecil H ardw ick, Rhonda Flem ing
and W illiam Bendix. S ir CeciL su­
perb in his comedy role as the
king, raises his voice in song and
Bing Crosby
also appears w ith bare knees, some­
thing new fo r him , though he said
recently at luncheon that i t ’ s the
second tim e the knees have ap­
peared publicly. The firs t tim e was
on the stage, when he wore a
Roman toga. This is a picture fo r
the whole fa m ily to enjoy, expert­
ly directed and acted, beautifully
staged.
Param ount w ill te ll m ovie audien­
ces about 11 of its new pictures in
a nine-m inute short, “ Eyes on
H ollyw ood"; sta rrin g Alan Ladd
and M ary Jane Saunders, it de­
picts the th rills of a child seeing
the inside w orkings of a studio the
firs t tim e. Stars, directors, every­
body w ill be seen in special scenes.
The film w ill be available to thea­
ters w ithout charge.
King, dog veteran of numer­
ous landings in the Pacific
during the w ar, makes his
screen debut in "A fte r M id ­
n ig h t." In his fir s t scene he
leaped at Alan Ladd, tore his
leather Jacket to shreds, and
hung on in a struggle on the
ground—then, when D irector
M itch e ll Leisen called "C u t,”
K ing im m ediately relaxed his
g rip and trie d to lic k Ladd’s
face!
Another a nim al actor celebrated
his 13th b irth d a y the other day,
on the set of M onogram ’s "The
K id Came West.” He was Rebel,
the black horse used by Johnny
Mack Brown and his b irthday cake
was made of straw, w ith carrots
for candles.
F red grinned delightedly. En­
route to the station he began to
smile. And by the tim e he had
boarded the 8:15 the sm ile had de­
veloped into an occasional chuckle.
Tom Cooke, who usually sat w ith
Fred during the short run to the
c ity , became curious.
"Say, w hat’ s eating you this
m orning? L et a man in on it if
you’ ve got something th a t’ll fetch
a laugh these d u ll days.”
F red laughed outright. " I ’l l te ll
you, Tom. It's too good to keep. But
don’t on your life breathe a word.
It would k ill A im e ."
OM M AD E SOLEMN promises
and cocked his ear. "W e ll,"
said Fred, "A im e was upset this
m orning because she d id n 't have
anything to brag about at her bridge
club. The other members, it seems,
have a rtis tic ancestors.
I t made
Aim e feel bad to th ink she m arrie d
into such an uninteresting fa m ily,
so I dug into an old trun k and pro­
duced a book of poems that m other
published 20 years ago, and told
her to brag about th a t.”
Tom looked puzzled.
"W ha t’s
wrong w ith that? I ’d say a mother-
in-law poet was O .K.”
T
"B u t here’s the rub ,” Fred
grinned. "T h a t book of poems
is an old m anuscript that be­
longed to m y grandm other.
A fte r g r a n d m o t h e r died,
m other
found
the
’script,
thought the p o e m s
were
w orthy of publication, added a
few of her own choice verses,
and
subm itted
the retyped
copy to a publisher. M r. Pub­
lisher ate the stu ff up.
"M o th e r was th rille d .
She
thought she m ust have real talent,
and went down to the lib ra ry to
study up and read the masters.
While perusing a volume of Walt
On toduy’ s e le ctrifie d farm s, ele­
vators p erform most of the heavy
liftin g and short transportation Jobs.
Although used fo r a num ber of
years to some extent, these devices
did not acquire widespread popu­
la rity u n til World War II.
I t was during the worst of the
munpower shortage period that ele­
vators were used most. They un-
swered the demands of older men
fo r m echanical help to replace em ­
ployees called to service. And they
suved the day fo r younger farm ers
in helping them save tim e for more
im p o rta n t production tasks.
Fresh, New Linen
He vlllifies quite loudly;
His hate he doesn't hide;
It A C E F U L bed lin e n to g ive
J
y o u r b edroom n fre s h , new
! look. G uy m o rn in g g lo rie s n re e m ­
b ro id e re d on p illo w cuses and top
sheet. T he flo w e rs n re w o rk e d in
shades o f la v e n d e r und p u rp le ,
1 leuves und vine in so ft green.
He often m a k e s the public
Support the other side.
Cuff Stuff
Governor Dewey recently vetoed
off-track New York racing bills.
A fter lus experience last November
he m ay have fe lt there was ample
opportunity for losing in this coun
try w ithout changing the laws.
• • •
Whiskey prices hove been slashed
in 14 states. This brings a hig h ­
ball down to where you can com ­
plete the paym ent on It in 11 months
instead of 15.
• • •
I t probably w ill be a long tim e
before a return to the day when
evidence that a man was under
the influence of alcohol was not
proof he belonged in the upper
brackets.
• • •
To obtain complete traimfna for two
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Enclose 20 cants fu r p a tte rn .
Thia photo show s how haled
hay can be raised with an In­
clined plane elevator.
F arm elevators are c ith e r p orta ­
ble o r stationary. In general, motors
fo r portable elevators range in size
from one-half to one horsepower.
Tests made at Idaho state college
indicate that an average load of
grain can be em ptied und cribbed
Have you heard of the fellow
by one man in from six to eight
who is so suspicious of everything
m inutes w ith the aid of a portable
he taps his phone to hear his own
elevator.
rem arks?
Elevators also are used fo r ra is ­
• • •
ing
or m oving a wide va rie ty of
Add sim iles: As crazy as a rose
beetle that decided to stay in an i fa rm produce, including hay. loose
or sacked grain.
a ud itorium a fte r the spring flower
The use of elevators in fu rm work
show had closed.
has been found h ighly desirable be­
cause o f the freeing of labor for
other tasks and the am ount of tim e
saved over the run of a crop year.
By
ARTISTIC ANCESTORS
WISH,” said Aime Butterw orth
•A w istfu lly, " I only wish there
had been some one in our fa m ily
who really did something, something
w orth while,
something—”
she
sm iled as she said it— " I could brag
about.”
F red Butterw orth laid aside the
m orning paper, gulped down the
last of his coffee, shoved back his
ch air and said: "W ha t? "
A im e overlooked his rudeness.
"T he bridge club meets here this
afternoon,”
she
said,
"and I
d re a d
it. I
d re a d
i t be­
cause
A g g ie
S p e n c e r and
and Gertrude Wilcox w ill monopo­
lize the conversation w ith stories
of th e ir ancestors.
Fred scratched his chin and con­
tem plated the w istfu l look in his
w ife ’s eyes. Suddenly he banged the
table. "B y George, I ’d alm ost fo r­
gotten it! Darned if I hadn’t. You
sit here a m inute, sweet, t i l l I ru m ­
mage around in the a ttic. I ’ll give
you something to brag a b o u t!"
L a te r he returned w ith a book.
"B u t what is it? ” asked Aim e.
" I t ’s a book of poetry, th a t’ s what
it is! W rit’^ n by m y m other and
published 20 years ago. There's ta l­
ent in m y fa m ily . I ’ll have you
know ."
Aim e’s eyes lighted, then
glowed w ith sudden joy. "F re d !
You dear! Is it really? Was
your m other rea lly a poet? Oh,
why didn’t you te ll me before!
I t ’s Just too e x c itin g !"
P e rfo rm M o s t of H e a v y
L iftin g , T ra n s p o rt Jobs
To lo se all sy m p a th y .
Richard H. Wilkinson
Corner
By
Elevators Found
Helpful on Farms
W hitm an she discovered some of
the very poems that her m other had
supposedly w ritten.
"O f course, m other im m ediately
w ired the publisher, advising him to
cease m anufacturing the book, and
explaining that her m other must
have copied some of her favorite
W hitm an poems, in order to save
them . But M r. Publisher had al­
ready printed about 2000 copies,
w hich were ready fo r distribution.
M other bought up the edition and
destroyed a ll but one, which she
kept fo r sentim ental reasons. Thai
one is the book 1 gave Aim e this
m ornin g.”
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MILLIONS
R IG H T !
ACROSS
1 A short
stocking
5 Fellow
9 Hazy
10 Book of
the Old
Testament
12 N arrow
passage
13 Vexed
14 Falsehood
15 Tavern
16 F ather
(ch ild ’s
te rm )
17 Flags
20 V ita lity
21 Tantalum
(sym.)
22 Am erican
editor and
philan­
thropist
23 A kind of
wine
24 Suitable
25 Obese
26 Grows old
28 Fasten
29 Indefinite
a rticle
31 Wander
about id ly
32 Delicate
s k ill
34 M ulberry
35 Slice
36 Donkey
37 Precious
stone
39 Civet-like
anim al
41 Rub out
42 A ffirm s
43 Fencing
sword
44 Saucy
DOWN
1 Salt marsh
2 Eyes
3 H int
S o lu tio n In N e x t Is « « « .
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NURSING
IS A PROUD
PROFESSION!
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4 P a rt of a
lock
5 Pulls oneself
up, as on c
bar
6 M usical
instrum ent
7 Question
8 C hirper
9 A man
servant
11 Conform
15 W riting
fluid
18 Wading bird
19 Obtained
20 Kettle
23 Sheet of
window
glass
24 Nourished
25 Paddle-like
process
26 A size of
type
27 G reat
q uantity
28 Abyss
29 C laim
30 Cozy places
32 R ailroad flare
33 More
rational
35 Packing box
38 Invalid's
food
39 Breach
40 Evening
(poet.)
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Ladino Clover Produces
Better if Bee-Visited
Ladino clover on which bees
were allowed to w ork free ly pro­
duced 40 tim es as much seed as
that from which bees were ex­
cluded, according to an experim ent
conducted by D r. H. A. Scullen.
F ro m 100 clover
seed heads
worked by bees he obtained 13,946
seeds, w hile
from
100 heads
screened against bees he got out
only 365 seeds, or few er than four
seeds per head.
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