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S o u th e r n O re g o n N e w s R e v ie w , T h u rs d u y , A p ril 14, 1949 Handy W ooden OSCAR'S TAKING FEWER ASPIRINS THESE DAYS . . . Rack K ocps G a d g e ts in Place Pact Is Likened to Alcoholics 'Anomnibus' ■ • • BUT HE'S KEEPING HIS UNIFORM IN MOTHBALLS By H. I. PHILLIPS PORKEY ON ATLANTIC PACT Ex-PFC Oscar Purkey, veteran of the last war. feels better after reading the Atlantic pact, but he s till thinks it’s smart to keep moth balls in his uniform and not swear off canned eggs for life at this point. “I f the world was in Its right mind, in fa ir health and not so jumpy, this Atlantic pack would be okay.” he writes, “ but you got to remember that it is in the same shape as Alcoholics Anomnibus holding a street-corner huddle when a liquor truck turns turtle in full view. dins we red Grace Noll Crowell 'HE prayer I long hid prayed God heird. Yet answered not i word. My hein hid not been xhooled to wut An answer that catne lire. I could not underfiand! Dismayed, I clutched His robes and prayed. And then. Strength spent, I kept quite kill — At last I learned His wilL Through Strangely silent nights and days rsotnehow learned His ways. I did not hear His voice, yet He, I know, has answered m&z I Ferguson Jittery “ At first I think this Atlantic park Is not serious on account of II is not accompanied by no news that atx blocks alone First avenue. New York. Is to be torn down to make way for a head quarters,” his letter continues, “ but 1 find it is on the level and the matter of a official address w ill be took up later. any enemy starts playing rough. O. P. Sen. Homer Fergusoi, Personally, when the shooting starts must be getting Jittery over Ills I ’d feel nervous if niy side were election probe back In Michigan At Just to confer on the matter. In any rate something has thrown the next global war,* the sneak- Homer's balance wheel out of gear. puncher Is going to have a awful The other day. the Michigan sen head-start on the boys who go Into ator. supposed to be u great prose \ I / H Y hunt uiid h u rt your fe d - ’ T Inga ¡uni fingers j earchina a conference first. But I guess our cutor and Investigator, let It be side w ill find a way to perfect the known to the press that two years fo r those little kitchen gadgets Jet-propelled huddle ao that there ago he had Informed Attorney Gen th a t are nlw aya on the bottom of w ill be only a few seconds of elapsed eral Tom Clark about Judith Cop- the draw er? W ith this convenient “ The swell thing about getting time between the attack and the Ion, the justice department analyst kitchen equipm ent ra ck you cm, keep them w ith in easy reach. eight out of a dozen nations together answer. recently caught hundlng govern Th _ * ru u a l trace — ck „ 1« aaay aa«y to ... m a k e . J Juat like this is that at least it ends the r u ll . a --------••- lia p a tte rn o f f r i r t i l> l»r w iuW OH Ulf 111#« ment documents to a Russian dip tri tala p a tte rn a p ri Iflea H aw anti a e c m h l a day when they would not go far “ The western nations In this Pack lomat In New York. The Im plica e x a c tly w h e t * o a t t r r n In d lr a te a C o m p le te enough out on a lim b to give each may seem a little too gentlemanly tion was that Clark had sut on his lint of ma tar I a in , atri» by « ir li d t r r r t lo n a n ti n u m b e re d « a s rin h lv llh ia lr n t Iona a re other their right phone numbers. for comfort in a global crisis, but it hands for two years while Miss Cop- a I net tu|i><j w it h each p a tte rn . N o a p ri i«l ttMila o r a k lll n r r r e q u ite d A ll m a te ria ls They now agree not only to do this, looks to me like this tim e they are Ion got away with justice depart a re r e a d ily a v a lla tile at a n y tu n ib e i y a rd . but each one promises to answer with Stonewall Webster or Kayo ment secrets. the phone, no m atter who is calling Henry or whoever it was that said — _ -------- ........ ..nnle- m r n t H ack P a tte r n N o. H to IT.ml itlld When Attorney General Clark or how hot is it. we have got to hang together or P a tte r n C o m p a n y , Ü e p t. W . P le a s a n tv lh « N ew Y o rk . heard of the Ferguson state wire the newsreels men to photo ment, he was, to say the least, " I am sure the pack is a good graph us all hanging separately. flabbergasted, and sent word to thing on account of Henry Wallace Anyhow, the news about this Atlan C h e a p U ra n iu m the senator that he would give and the Daily Worker and Russia tic pack has done me some good. I him IS minutes to take hack his is giving it the old elbow If Henry ain’t taking so many aspirin.” A new m ethod of obtaining pure statement. was for it, 1 would be pretty sus s e e u ranium com pounds fro m the in picious. The way it shapes up to Ferguson was quick to reply. He fe rio r ores found in the U. S has me is that with England. France. Cuff Stuff ant down nnd wrote Clark a humble been discovered. In 11141, the cost Canada, the United States. Bel “ Boys Wear Reported Off Thia longhand note taking buck what he of obtainin g the compounds was gium and those other nations on my W in te r’’—Headline . . . And the had said. The senator's excuse was about $1,000 u pound. Using the side. 1 can afford to let Henry stay girl* seems to be overdoing it a bit, that he hud been misquoted. He new m ethod, the cost w ill be about on the bench. never had said he gave information $10 a pound. I too. about Judith Coplon to Clark, nor a a a •I can’t quite figure out what did he stale that he had demanded the Atlantic Pack does to the Railroad trains are now being a probe of the matter. Ferguson UN. Everybody says it does made so glamorous and comfort wrote the attorney general. nothing serious, but my com Next day the attorney general able that it is pretty distressing. A mon sense tells me yon can’t happened to be up on Capitol H ill fellow is compelled to travel all the have two police departments o n way out of town and back without culling on the chairman of the sen the same job in the same spot getting a decent chance to develop ate Judiciary committee, Pat Me- without some difficulties here Carran of Nevada a mood of deep irritation. and there. I hope they work • • • i » "H ere’s a letter that might in «Miti ®" okay together in this case, bnt e7 ado etfup/ Shudda Haddim is sick again. terest you," remarked Senator Me- one of ’em w ill want the star's This time it’s over the fact a horse Carran, handing him a typewritten dressing room maybe and there $PfC/Al ¿VP HOMf POPP/HQ called •’Day” won at Gulfstream at letter on the stationery of Senator is apt t o be some professional Ferguson. $23 40. “ I would of had him ,” he jealousy. If the friction don't In the letter, Ferguson said exact, weeps, "except when I ’m looking start a new war, 1 w ill be satis How fied. at 'em in the paddock somebody ly what the newspapers quoted him You as saying the night before, and starts humming 'Day is done.’ ” M ay ________ which he had denied to Clark Two j • • • “ AU this Atlantic Pack does is to years ago, wrote the Michigan sen- i provide an agreement that all the Alaska proposes to tax women nations outside the galvanized-lron who do not get married. In those ator, he’ had given the information j —w ith o u t being awakened draperies w ill consult together if cold climates, it pays to be realistic. about Judith Coplon to Clark, and If you r . forced up n ig h tly b—cause of u r r « . now he demanded an investigation. do thia: S ta rt ta kin g F O I.K Y P IL L S lo r Furthermore, he put all this in Sluggish K idneys. T h e y purga k ld n .y t of •S a le s , they aoolha ihoaa ir r lla llo n . rauaing black and white. thuaa urgaa. Also allay harkarhaa. lag paina The attorney general read the pain fu l paaaagaa from kidn ey Inaction. (Inleaa By yo u sleep all night tom orrow night D O U B L E letter with amusement. Y o u K m o n e y h a c k . A t your d r u « t a i. "W ell, here’s a letter he wrote Lilliace M. Mitchell me,” he remarked, pulling out the handwritten note In which Ferguson said he had been misquoted. way silently into the outer corridor door and then entered the suite of McCarran read the note, then ob o r u s is i again. offices. He hurried through to the served: MUST S I “ Well, was 1 right. Jordan?" door of the private office and tried " I thought there was some asked Clem. the knob. thing funny about Ferguson's “ You win, Bluebeard—er. I mean, ‘'Oh—” he said, “ Miss Lyons. I phoning me last night. He non-Bluebeard.” said Jordan. “ Say, forgot that this door is locked. Let BLACK LEAF 4 0 wanted to know If I had re I've got to have a breath of air K ill« aphids arid a im lar me have the key, w ill you. please?” ceived this letter. Then he said: s ucking inserta. |* r r - after that self-imposed silence. I m it» f u lld e v elo p m a n to f " I —I ’m sorry, M r Tate. But ’Well, don’t give it out. It'a think maybe we both like talking b ra il by foliage and top- confidential’. ” qu altty fr u ita and vege a little better than we thought we I simply can’t think what I did » Kill* bjr eon t a r t and by tables. I-eaves no h a rm with that key. There was a tele did. I had a thousand things I fum e« fu l residue. » ( an bo t * w l w ith o th e r wanted to tell you while we sat phone call the moment you left and a ta n .la r .1 «praye r ASK YOUR I looked for the key so that I could • Kj»«rrs berxfV iaJ • * Silver Lobby Loves China there. But as for your charming Inse rta »? O fA K R —could—er—lay the message on little Elsie — she's the real thing In a secret report to the senate 1 LOOM r o w Y H I / • TM t RACKAGI 1 your desk. all right, all right. Never even foreign relations committee last ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------- - “ But I said not to go in.” clicked the key in the lock, did she? week. Secretary of State Acheson Or looked through the key-hole at S h e laughed gently. Dimples bluntly announced that the Commu J & L (BLL Lj us?” peeped in and out charmingly. She nists are complete masters of China Jordan ambled towards the eleva bent again and then with a sigh she and it would be folly to send more M - S . ScwuicjA (Bond a tors with a wave of his hand. Clem murmured: “ Oh! Here it isl I ’m so U.S. arms to the defeated Na Tate stood an instant at the outer careless!” tionalists. G NO H U tL S in ‘W "Trent-,* POP CORN SLEEP Tomorrow Night The Fiction C o rn e r STftGE SCREEN RADIO By INEZ GERHARD TJ-AL WALLIS, Anatole Litvak and Rouben Mamoulian w ill judge the motion picture synopses submitted for the National Five Arts $100,000 award; Norman Cor win, Arch Oboler and E rik Bar- nouw w ill pick the best radio scripts. Plays, popular songs and short stories w ill be judged by e q u a l l y prominent authorities. »/»pHEY'RE all curious.” insisted Arthur Jordan. "There never lived a woman who wasn’t 99-44/100 per cent curiosity. I could quote you a dozen bits of poetry proving the fact—” " F o r goodness’ sake, don’t ! ” urged Clem Tate. " I ’ll take your word for it. Honestly. But Elsie isn’t that way. I ’m telling you. "You’re the kind that would never be happy with your wife asking you this and looking over m ail and rooting about in your desk when you're out of the house. I know you." “ Don’t speak of Elsie Lyons as ‘rooting’, if you please.’ ’ Clem Tate _____________said coldly. " I ’ll " | tell you what. I ’ll * Minute I lock the office door 3 Fiction BLUEBEARD’S BET MILLIONS RIGHT! *nd give , her the ____________ key — since you mention Bluebeard —and then you and I w ill go out. I ’ll keep the key of the corridor CR door, however, and we’ll come in again and sit here. I ’ll tell her not to use that key at all. See? Then ACROSS if she is as curious as you say, she’ll come bouncing in a la Made 1 Not living moiselle Bluebeard or whatever HAL WALLIS 5 Drench her name was and we’ll be sitting Each sub-contest carries prizes of right inside here.” 10 Bowfer 12 Missile $2,000, $1,000 and $500, plus up to weapon “ O.K. with me,” said Arthur $70,000 in feUowships as well as 13 Prostrate Jordan. “ She’ll be in here and professional productions of the 14 A merchant don’t you forget I told you so. winners. For details w rite to Na guild (Hist.) tional Five Arts Award, 715 F ifth I ’d as soon have a homelier g irl 15 Character and one who wasn’t so careless Ave., New York City. A ll entries istic anyhow. She’s decorative but should be sent to that address. 17 Exclamation 20 Foreign she’d forget her head if it Here’s a wonderful chance for un particle in weren’t for the curls there.” knowns! the blood Now Elsie Lyons was pretty. She 24 City < India) Anatole Litvak is known for many knew that fact as well as anyone 26 Rave successful directorial jobs; “ Sorry, else. Fluffy golden hair framed a 27 To embed Wrong Number” and “ The Snake heart-shaped face with a pointed 28 Adherent of P it” are two recent ones. Wallis chin below a widow’s peak of hair Hinduism has signed Joan Fontaine for “ Sep at the upper edge. Her great grey 29 Delete tember,” to be filmed in Italy in eyes turned to pansy-color at times. 30 Cowled 31 A simple eye August for Paramount. But looks and business efficiency or visual do not always go hand in hand un organ Pat Knight thinks maybe It is an fortunately and Elsie ran about 33 B itter vetch omen forecasting her future star ninety-nine a n d forty-four one- 34 Engages In, dom — during film ing of Columbia’s hundredths per cent efficiency. as war “ Shockproof she found a letter “I am locking the door to the p ri 36 Glossy in her uniform ’s pocket, addressed vate office. Miss Lyons," said surfaced to Joan Crawford, who wore the Clem Tate distinctly. “ I want no fabric uniform in “ A Woman’s Face” . one to go in there. No one. Is that 39 Ore deposits 43 Manacles clear, Miss Lyons. Here is the key.” A Moroccan Michoue” , some 44 Tally “ Certainly, Mr. Tate,” she said thing new in New York parties, demurely, placing the key In her 45 Long-legged and slim launched George Raft’s “ OuF desk drawer. 46 Coin (Persia) post in Morocco” . Shot against The two young men walked re magnificent, authentic back solutely into the outer corridor and DOWN grounds, it is a story of the the outside door swung too gently French Foreign Legion, with behind them. 1 To dip plenty of action. The men in quickly “ Well, Bluebeard, how about it?” the supporting cast, headed by into water asked Jordan when he put the key Akim Tam iroff and John Litel, into the door to the private office. I 2 Blunder are excellent. Marie Windsor 3 Finnish As the door swung open they both j seaport must have been cast only for looked in eagerly. They heard the ■ 4 Do not (con her looks. telephone in the outer Office. Silent- ; tracted) Joanne Dru became an actress ly they sat down and Jordan gave I 5 Master (Indian term) because she was too shy to make his partner a poke in the ribs when j 6 Dramatic friends and took dramatic lessons Clem Tate looked too triumphant • text set to to overcome her shyness. Howard as the moments passed. music Hawks saw her at a dramatic JJ T THE END of a half hour Clem school, hired her for "Red River". * * Tate rose to his feet. Jordao followed him and they made their OSSW ORD PUZZLE S olutio n In N e x t Is a n a . s— rr Acheson revealed that nine- tenths of the equipment already furnished by the United States has been surrendered to the Communists in the past eight months. Today the Communists have the m ilita ry power to march wherever they please in China—including south China where the Nationalists are still holding out, Acheson reported. Meanwhile, the Nationalists are negotiating frantically for a coali tion government. Whether the Uni ted States w ill do business with the new government, Acheson said, w ill depend on the Communists' atti tude. The secretary of state was called before the foreign relations com mittee to answer a petition, signed by 50 senators, demanding aid for the Nationalists. Significantly, the petition was sponsored by Sen. Pat McCarran of Nevada, the silver lob byist, whose plan Is to bolster the Nationalist economy—with silver. io lb to 7T FT Lobbying for Peace w <5 No. 30 7 Vase with a foot 8 Distress signal 9 Female sheep 11 To read again 16 G irl’s name 17 Await 18 Home-like 19 Walk slowly 21 Waste land, SW France 22 Beneath 23 Ornamental naila 25 A film form ing on port 28 Inns 30 A swine I 32 Flower 35 A short stocking 36 Title of respect ! 37 Constellation i 38 2,000 lbs. j 40.Tune-bug 41 Epoch i 42 Coin (Jap.) Answ er I . P a rtie N u m b e r ZB uuuu nanu □ au n It a a g a N n T L _ f M T û ir T Ê Îp J r " N r u T « l □ca uaauuu □acan aua □auo raan a a non a oaau a u a u a u ti □as LTHLiaO nuauu caca Sorias K--48 Senate G.O.P. leader, Arthur Vandenberg, backed colleague Owen Brewster of Maine in a corner, glanced furtively for eavesdroppers and whispered: "Y ou’d better lay off that ECA fund to the Dutch that you’ ve been raising such a fuss about. I just learned there’s a lobbyist mixed up in this.” Vandenberg probably referred to young Randolph Feltus, a regis tered lobbyist on capitol hill, who has been fighting ECA aid to the Netherlands on the ground that the money w ill be used to finance Dutch armed imperialism in Indonesia. “ Listen, A rth u r," grinned Brew ster, "have you ever heard of legis- lation on any subject in congress, of m ajor or minor importance, that doesn’t have a lobbyist for or against it? ” Note: Feltus and many others have been talking to senators on the ground that a breakdown of the U.N. regarding Indonesia means a serious undermining of the peace machinery of the world J h c , B gaj L QnvGAbncnL STEARNS* « L IC T R IC BRAND R A T b ROACH PASTE BOTH K ills KINDS of RATS\ usto 71 YEARS AT DRUGGISTS t Relieve distress of M ONTHLY\ FEMALE WEAKNESS Are you troubled by distress of fem ale fu n ctio n a l periodic d istu rb ances? Does thia m ake you suffer from pain, feel i o n e rv o u r . tired__ a t such tim es? T hen bo try Lydia E. P lnkham ’e Vegetable Com pound to relieve su ch sym ptom s. P ln kh am ’e has a grand so oth in g effect on one 0 / w o m a n ’» m o » t I m p o r ta n t o rg a n » I LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S W NU— 13 com pouho 7 15—49 W hen Your B ack H u rts - And Your Strength and Energy Is Below Par It m ay ba earned by disorder of k td - n .y fun ction th a t perm its poisonous w u t s to accu m u late. Fo r tru ly m any people feel tire d , w eak and mlaerabls when the kldnaya fa ll to rem ove ciccss aclda and oth er waata m a tte r from tb s blood. . You .T1“ * ?u ffe ! n*KK,n« backache, rheumatics paina. headaches, dixzineaa. ge ttin g up ntghta, leg paina, swelling. Homedvnea freq uent and acanty u rin a tion w ith sm arting and burning ia an - ^ a t som ething ia wrong w ith the kidneya or bladder. I here should bo no d o ubt th a t p ro m p t tre a tm e n t ia wiser than neglect. 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