Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, March 31, 1949
Pansies Freshen Room
IF ADULTS TOOK ADVICE GIVEN KIDS . , .
Howya-Doon Tells How Grownups Should Behave
. . . THEY'D GET GOUT, RHEUMATISM, ULCERS
By H. I. PHILLIPS
HOWYA-DOON, ADULTS?
work In a lot of pleas for the small
fry to clean their plates, mind their
The influence of a new radio health and otherwise b e h a v e
character called "Howdy-Doody"
themselves, and we think it might
on the kiddies is the talk of the be a good idea to introduce a simi­
amusement world Howdy-Doody is lar character for influencing the
a puppet on the program of Bob grownups.
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Smith, and. he has come close to
taking over the American home at
Our character would be an adult
5 p m daily. Howdy manages to puppet called "Howya-Doon," and
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would operate along the same pat­
tern. as follows:
S M IT H —Well here's your friend
Howya-Doon. the friend of all
grownups, again, folks Golly, how
nice it seems to be with you adults
once morel 1 hope you've all been
very nice adults and behaved your­
selves in every way. Howya-Doon,
did you clean up your plate today?
HOWYA-DOON—Aw gosh. 1 cer­
tainly didn’t. I'm not that crazy,
M r Smith.
S M IT H —1 thought not.
That's
fine. What happens to adults who
lick their platters clean?
HOWYA-DOON—They
get gout,
indigestion, stomach acidity, rheu­
matism. double chins, heartburn
and everything Gee. their diet gets
all shot to pieces. Mr. Smith, and
they get fat and their clothes look
awful on 'em.
. •
American Medical association and
show what happens to adults who
enjoy eating and lead happy lives.
But first, did you brush your teeth
this morning?
HOWYA-DOON—Aw, sure. I took
my uppers and lowers right out
of the glass of water where I put
'em each night and gave 'em a
good stiff brushing.
SM IT H —And what else did you
do that all good grownups should
do?
H< " Y A -D O O N -1 put my hotwa-
ter bottle and my liver pads away
neatly after I got up and I made
sure all the bottles in the medicine
cabinet were in order.
SM ITH —That's fine. And now
we're going to introduce our new
character Dub-a-Dab.
HOWYA DOON - Who's Dub a-
Dab?
SM ITH —Right. So what is the
SM ITH —He's the wonderful adult
proper way for grownups to behave who never grunts, seems to enjoy
at meals?
life and ALWAYS BEHAVES SO
HOWYA-DOON—Aw. that's easy. HIS C H ILD R E N CAN BE PROUD
Mr. Smith. They do just what I OF H IM I
do. lay off any kind of food that
tastes good!
S M IT H —Anything that appeals Cuff Stuff
to the taste, eh?
Louis Johnson Is the new secre­
tary
of defense and those who are
HOWYA-DOON—Sure. If It's ap
petizing. it's no good. All nice all for a strong America hope he
grownups who want their children will not be bothered by the current
to be proud of them will just go cry, "Louis, drop that gun."
for carrots,
beets,
spinach and
things like that.
A Moscow paper says that Rus­
sian soon will be a world language.
S M IT H —If by chance you get No doubt it will require an alpha­
something on your plate that tastes bet of but two letters, "N " and
swell and that isn't fattening, is it "O".
• • •
okay to eat it all?
Travel Note: H. Truman, who
HOWYA DOON—Aw, no! A good
little adult always carries a calory was on a visit in Washington, re­
chart and makes himself pretty turned to Key West.
• • •
miserable figuring up the calories
in everything he eats. I hope all
Elmer Twitchell says he would
you grownups do this.
order a new >4.000 auto now. but he
is waiting for it to come down 13
S M IT H —So do I. Howya.
And cents.
• • •
now it’s time to show the movies.
We've got some wonderful ones
A big store chain has opened
that are right down the alley for stores in New York subway. It
grownups.
They
are
from the will specialize in ''jam s."
STAR DUST
FICTION
MR. DIGGLES ON DUTY
By MARY WHITEFORD
C orner
Ozzie and Harriet
Switch to CBS
By INEZ GERHARD
n FTE R PRACTICING fancy Ice-
* * skating figures like mad at a
local rink, H arriet Nelson talked
the reluctant Ozzie into taking the
family to Lake
Arrowhead for
winter sports, so that she could
show off a bit. But they arrived to
find the rink there covered with
ten feet of snow. That suited Ozzie,
who retired to their rooms and
DIGGLES kept his head
M R.
1 down
as though he were study­
Outside, the w'ind howled and some little inaccuracy."
flakes of ice made a cold noise
Dr. Price nodded. "Something
ing the prescription, scarcely hear­ beating the window pane.
told me. But I wasn't really wor
ing Mrs. Tompkins' voice through
ried. I knew you’d catch a mistake
Slowly, he walked toward the
the noise of blood thudding in his
if there was one. It's a great com
telephone. After all, just as
temples. When he tried to speak,
fort to me to know that a substan
many people swore by Dr. Price
his lips were dry and his tongue
tial man like you is checking up on
as trusted Diggles.
moved nervously over them. “I beg
me, Diggles."
As he waited, listening to Dr.
your pa r d o n, Mrs. Tompkins,
" I have to do what I can. A man
Price's telephone bell ringing, the has to do his duty." He smiled and
what was that you said?"
" I said if you haven't a delivery shop door opened. Mr. Diggles put stood up.
boy I ’ll wait for the three o'clock down the receiver and went to the
“That’s right, doctor. I guess
bus, but I ’m anxious to get back front. Dr. Price was on the mat, duty becomes a habit if you do it
stamping
the
snow
from
his
feet.
as soon as I can."
long enough." The wind screamed
He looked again at Dr. Price’s
"Diggles, will you let me see the into the shop as Dr. Price opened
cramped handwriting. "Oh, I'll de­ prescription Mrs. Tompkins Just the door and went out. It was
liver it, Mrs. Tompkins. I'm sorry brought in?"
bleak, bitter day, but in Mr. Dig­
to learn M r. Tompkins isn't well.
“I was just trying to call you gles' heart it was suddenly sum­
“I told him it’s just his bad dis­ about it, D r. Price. I felt there was mer.
position coming out. I told Dr.
_______________Price I certainly
_
“ “ I hated to drag him
- Minute out in weather like
3
OZZIE AND HARRIET
worked on the next “Ozzie and
H arriet" script. If you’re among
their thousands of devoted listeners
of course you know that they are
working their own children into
their program in place of the
young actors who have portrayed
them; also you know that they
have just switched from NBC to
CBS.
Burns and Allen’s high Hooper­
ating didn’t keep their sponsor
from dropping them at the end of
the current season. It is reported
that he thought the show too ex­
pensive, wants to spend part of the
money on television. Robert Young
in a comedy series will be the air
replacement. With sponsors clam­
oring for them, George and Grade
were not worried.
Claudette Colbert wants to
return to the New York stage
next fall—has found a play she
likes, but must clear up some
picture
commitments.
Greer
Garson, never yet seen on the
Broadway stage, also wants to
tackle It.
John Wayne may find himself
wishing he were two people. He
has signed to do one picture an­
nually for Warner Bros., has a con­
tract to make three for RKO, three
for Republic and an unspecified
number for his own independent
comnany.
H riion
' X . ’c r ' . c " , "
----------------------- Doctor says he'll
be all right in a day or two."
M r. Diggles took the handker­
chief from the pocket of his grey
alpaca coat and wiped his forehead.
The moment he used to dream of
years ago, was here at last. This
would cost D r. Price his practice.
The pity was. Dr. Price would
never know he could have saved
himself, if he hadn't made it so
clear that a man who mixed pre­
scriptions wasn’t supposed to know
about diagnosis. Dr. Price would
never know what he'd done to him­
self when he told Mrs. White she
might as well give the twins a
chocolate soda as Diggles* Own
Whooping Cough Mixture. Because
of Dr. Price’s new ways of doing
things, no one bought Diggles'
Ready Rheumatism Reliever now.
Shots, it was, the doctor was giv­
ing for everything. Not prescrip­
tions.
Manslaughter, they called It.
He wet his lips. Well, no one
could expect Mr. Diggles to in­
terfere with Dr. Price’s pre­
scriptions again. Not a second
time.
Though it was so many years ago,
he could feel the flush of anger
that flooded his face remembering
the day he’d called Dr. Price up,
and suggested that maybe the heart
medicine he ordered for Mr. Ven­
ables was too strong.
“ I know what I'm doing. Just
mind your own business, Diggles.
and I can mind mine."
He looked again at the prescrip­
tion. There was no mistaking the
symbol and he’d fill it as it stood.
He reached for the bottle and re­
moved the cork. Carefully, he meas­
ured out the prescribed dose.
1 M R DIGGLES straightened sud-
* * denly, staring at the partly
filled mortar. A feeling of nausea
swept through him as he snatched
it up and flung the contents into the
sink. His hand, replacing the bot­
tle on the shelf, trembled.
ACROSS
1 In this place
5 Biblical
name
9 Metallic
rocks
10 Keep
11 Musical
instruments
12 A barrel
strip
14 Public notice
15 Biblical name
17 Marshy
meadow
18 Jewel
20 To howl
23 Right side
(abbr.)
24 Hidden
obstacle
26 Baby's shoe
28 Leather from
a young beast
30 Conjunction
81 Antenna
(Insects)
34 Insect
37 Farm animal
3? Praise
40 Compensate
41 Devoured
43 Unit of work
45 Exist
46 Canters
49 Verbal ex­
aminations
51 Plexus
52 Weathercock
53 A set of
players
54 Send forth,
as rays
DOWN
1 A bold,
rude girl
2 Blunder
3 Marsh grass
Reds May Hit Iran
• p lIE REAL TRUTH about the
* Soviet cabinet shakeup is that
no British or American observer
really knows what's going on in­
side the Krem lin—and this in­
cludes our super-secret military in­
telligence men as well.
The Iron curtain around the Krem­
lin is almost impenetrable, and all
the speculation as to what the
Molotov-Vishinsky shift means was
nothing more than that—mere spec­
ulation.
There was a time when the
United States was able to get
reasonably accurate Inside-Krem­
lin Information from the Czechs
and the Poles but since the Czech
Communist purge and the tighten­
ing up in Poland, those sources
have dried up.
However, if past precedents
are any criterion, the Russians
will not take the north Atlantic
pact lying down. They are more
than likely to move—and may
move In the opposite direetlon.
4 Literary
composition
5 Donkey
6 Cushion
7 Elliptical
8 Stem
11 Loiters
13 Comfort
16 Head
(Humorous)
19 Manufacture
21 Gained
22 Come into
view
25 A measure
27 Journey
29 A size of coal
31 Young horse
32 To wrest
by force
83 Regret
35 Writing pad
36 Organs of
sight
39 Collection of
animals
42 Fencing
sword
44 Unit of
weight
47 Greek letter
48 Seminary
(abbr.)
50 Keel-billed
cuckoo
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Crocheted Flowers
A ’ ’ IV E your living room furnitu re
a fresh new look with this ex­
quisite chuir set made of giant
pansies crocheted in authentic
That is behind feverish Amer­ colorings. Done in n hcavier-than-
ican plans to fortify Iran, also be­ usuul cotton, the set is quickly und
hind U. S. Ambassador John easily made.
• • •
Wiley's frantic cables from Teher­
T
o
obtain
complete
crocheting In struc­
an. He seems convinced the Rus­ tions, atltrh lllu .trn tlo iia
and (n il d ire c ­
tio n . for Giant Panalee Set i P attern No.
sians will move there next.
“ S.O.B.” User Rebuked
The vice-president of the United
States isn't advertising it, but he
once participated in a severe note
of censure of a congressman who
used the same S. O. B. initials re­
cently used by the President of the
United States.
The vote of cenaure was tak­
en against Rep. Thomas L.
Blanton, Democrat of Texas.
Passed unanimously by the
house of representatives when
Albcn Barkley was a member,
the resolution stated:
"Whereas Thomas L. Blanton
. . . inserted in the Congressional
Record, a letter which was in­
decent, obscene, vulgar and vile;
"Whereas the said Thomas L.
Blanton . . . has offered an In­
dignity to the house and to the
people represented by the mem­
bership in congress . . . for which
he deserves the severest rebuke
and drastic censure, therefore be
It
“ Resolved that the speaker of
the house is hereby directed to
summon him to the bar of the
house and deliver to him its repri­
mand and censure."
The obscene matter which Blan­
ton had inserted in the Record on
Oct. 22, 1921, was a letter written
by Millard French, an employee
in the government printing office,
addressed to George H. Carter,
public printer. The letter con­
tained the abbreviation S. O. B.
Narrowly Escaped Ouster
Nevertheless.
Blanton escaped
being expelled from congress by
only an eight-vote margin. A total
of 293 congressmen voted to expel
him.
Among those In congress at
the time were such close
friends of President Truman as
Janies F. Byrnes, later Tru­
man’s secretary of state; Tom
Connally of Texas, now chair­
man of the senate foreign rela­
tions committee; Speaker Sam
Rayburn, and Vice President
Barkley.
All the above voted to expunge
Blanton’s S. O. B. abbreviation
from the record but none of the
above opposed the resolution of
censure, though they did not vote
to expel.
No. 28
5705
The attack against Blanton was
led by the late Rep. Frank Mon­
dell of Wyoming and Nicholas
Longworth, late speaker of the
house, also now deceased. Mondell,
urging that Blanton be expelled,
said; "Anyone uttering in public
anywhere the words placed in the
Congresional Record by the mem­
ber from Texas should be subject
to fine and Imprisonment. While
we cannot repeat the words which
form the basis of this charge, it
can be said that they are unspeak­
ably foul, vile, filthy, profane,
blasphemous, and obscene.”
After the resolution of censure
was voted, Blanton was called be­
fore the speaker's rostrum, where
Speaker Fred Gillett stated:
“ I have been directed to cen­
sure you because, when you
had been allowed by the cour­
tesy of the house to print a
speech, you Inserted In It foul
and obscene matter . . . and
that disgusting matter was
transmitted as part of the pro­
ceedings of the house to thou­
sands of homes nnd libraries
throughout the country to be
read by men and women, and,
worst of all, by children. In ac­
cordance with the Instructions
of the house and as its rep­
resentative, I pronounce upon
you its censure."
As Blanton left the floor of tho
house he collapsed In the corridor,
struck hit head on the marble
floor and had to be assisted to his
office.
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