Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, February 24, 1949
Weather Vane
MACKEREL SKY
l*u t y o u r stu n s m o m e n t* to wood a r r o u n t l
O u r N e e d le w o r k lU xik w i ll »how y ou h o w .
I t « o n ly r i r T K K N C E N T S . T itle e d itio n h e t
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b r o ld r r y . k n lt t lu « . e ro v lie l, to y * , c h ild r e n '!
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WARILY WE ROLL ALONG!
Never underestimate the driving
power of a woman on a long
distance vacation trip by auto. She
will proclaim the “we-will-just-
take-it-easy" motif and subscribe
to all your notions on the folly of
confusing a flivver with a jet plane.
But let her take the wheel, and you
are in for a long Interval of blurred
landscapes, intricate weavings and
hair-raising attempts to bounce over
hill and dale, with minimum time
out for deep breathing.
A MACKEREL SHY RESEMBLES FISH SCALES
IT HAS A W ET LOCH THAT IS OFTEN MAPE
6 0 0 0 BY A SLOW-MOVING WARM FRONT
MILES IN BACH OF IT.'MACKEREL SCALES ANO
MARE'S TAILS MAKE LOFTY SWPS CARRY LOW
SAILS? IN OTHER WORDS A STORM IS APPP0ACHIN6
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We are back from the Southland
convinced that the Little Woman
is at heart potential material for
the Berlin airlift. Our recollections
consist largely of an unending
series of cries such as "What time
do we get going tomorrow?" If we
leave at dawn we could make Wal-
lakapatiak,’’ "A few hours of night
driving won’t m atter" and "Look
at the map again; is it only another
7049
400 miles we have to make in the
*TPHE latest thing for everything!
next half hour?”
Rutiles! These flower-and-star
doilies have perky rutiled borders.
L o o k in g b a c k , the jo u rn e y o f
They’re charm ing.
s o m e 2.500 m ile s s e e m s to h a v e
Easy to crochet, this new rutiled
b een a b a ttle fo r h ig h w a y p r i
doily. M ake a set! P attern 704!);
o ritie s , a c e a se le s s s tr iv in g to
crochet directions.
pass s lo w e r-m o v in g v e h ic le s , a
jo c k e y in g fo r p o s itio n on fo u r-
la n e h ig h w a y s .
fre q u e n t
in
q u irie s o f “ I) o you s m e ll s o m e
th in g b u r n in g ? "
a n d a s ix -d a y
d e n u n c ia tio n of s o u th e rn d r i v
e rs w ho s e ld o m do b e tte r th a n
20 m ile s an h o u r a n d to w h o m
o u r h a t is now o ff In tr ib u t e a n d
a d m ir a t io n .
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T O F IT
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YO U R N E E D S , M A Y BE HAD IN
BRASS
A N D W H IT E
P O L IS H E D
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OOSE CASTORS IN THE LEGS OF TABLES,
CHAIRS AND OTHER PIECES OF FURNITURE
ARE ONE OF THE MINOR IRRITATIONS IN
THIS MECHANICAL AGE. THEY KEEP FALL
ING OUT WITH AGGRAVATING FREQUENCY
i
A QUICK PRACTICAL CURE FOR THIS
\
IS TO FILL THE LOWER ENDS OF THE
A
legs with plastic wooo , th en
PUSH THE CASTER SLEEVES IN-
TO this when it is almost set .
m utsuti
B a c k
ay
At lunch we sought a scale of
miles to measure the distance to
dinner and see if we could find a
shorter route.
L o u is ia n a SY a t e
U N TIL his S E N IO R Y E A R W H E N TH E Y LET
H IM TO TE THE B A L L . C A R P H U G IT B E T
TER TH A N EVER AS A FRO, HE S C O P E D Iff
I D S F I 1 9 4 5 , A N D IN 1 9 4 7 H A D A TOTAL
C P 2 l7 R U S K S POP A YARDAGE OF 1.008
ALL NEW F P L R E C O R D S!
FUSSY STOMACH?
«HJEF FOR ACID
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HEARTBURN
A m e m o r y t h a t lin g e rs is of
t r y in g to re a d th e m e ta l signs
m a r k in g g r e a t h is to ric b a ttle
p o in ts in th e C iv il w a r fro m th e
a u to w in d o w . AU th e w a y dow n
th e b e s t w e c o u ld do w a s to g e t
th e f ir s t th r e e o r fo u r w o rd s
lik e
“ A t th is c ro s s in g G e n e ra l
Lee . . . ”
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ffH U S S E TRADER FROM LEXINGTON, KY.
- O ~ = < E « X - A R E iP LIN TE P E D
TRAVELED TO FRANCE AND W O V E 5 0
MILES BEYOND PARIS TO SEE A YEARL
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ING SON cp djebel . they told him at
THE french S T A a .E S K COULD SEE
T he nag . . . in L E X IN G T O N , K Y . ! !
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e r SOME PLA /C PS AT BET-
TER THAN 5 A G AM E, A N D
L * »X fs , costing 4G< e a c h ,
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TC P 15 TO2 0 PEP C O NTEST.
U n ef - i & l a n O,
W A L L Y FAREY, F IN E D FOR KEEP-
. ING A H O RSE IN H I5 B O A P D lN G .
k HOUSE ROOM , E X P L A IN E D ,
L O N E L Y )'
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full of
Alta far Paia da« te RHEUMATISM, MUSCLE ACME, «ad STUJUMJ.
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Sen-Gay
HOW*
Save r/me and Trouble Later
FOR YOUR CAR
DELUXE CHAMPION
FOR YOUR TRUCK
ALL TRACTION
FOR YOUR TRACTOR
CHAMPION
GROUND GRIP
CAUTION NOTE
Ancestor worship is all very
fine,
But I ’d hate to pray to some
of mine.
Ye Gotham Bugle & Banner
Chet Clark, a rip-snorter on the
harmonica, won first prize on Art
Godfrey’s video show, but Guy Ray
mond in a hill billy bit was mighty
funny . . . Boris Karloff has been
having such dismal breaks on
Broadway that we will bet he would
jump at a new play in which he
garrots six playwrights and poisons
a dozen dramatic critics . . .■ "My
Darling" from "Where’s Charley?"
is this department’s favorite musi
cal number . . . We predicted that
M argaret Truman, returning to the
concert stage, Is going to show an
amazing development in confidence
and charm . . . Brownie Leach,
horn-tooter for the Kentucky Der
by, is in Gotham with Colonel M att
Wynn, youngest brother of Daniel
Boone.
Walter Gleseking, the German
pianist, it would seem, played the
piano In this country entirely by
jeer.
He is the only pianist ever to
give a recital while In midair. Had
we had time to ask a request num
ber it would have been the Moon-
light Sonatzi.
IN CHICAGO, A LANDLORD C O M
PLAINED THAT A LADY TENANT
REFU SE D TO PAY H E P P E N T
U N L E S S he M AQP i ED H E R .
you
• Rub in B en-G ay for gently warming, toothing,
speedy relief from cold discomfort! Ben-Gay contain«
up to 2 */j times more of those famous pain-reli«ving
ingredients known to every doctor-m ethyl aalicyl«t«
and menthol —than five other widely offered rub-ins.
Insist on genuine Ben-Gay, the original Bauma
Analgésique. I t acts fasti
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NETWORK NOTE
E y has ITS
LOSSES TOO.
STICKS, r e t a il in g
shoots
HEAP COLP
N A T U R E 'S R E M E D Y ( N R ) T A B
LETS— A purely vegetable laxative to
relieve constipatioa w ithout the uiual
griping, aickeaing, perturbing lenaa-
tio n j, and doe* not cause a rash. T ry
N R —you w ill tee tb * difference. U n
coated o r candy coated— th eir actioo
la dependable, thorough, yet gentle a*
m illions o f N R 'a have proved. Get a
25c box and use as directed.
S o m e w o r k e a r ly .
S o m e w o r k la t e r .
A n d s o m e go on lik e
W illia m S la te r.
a
I f P éter . P ain
F in e x Maven l'o u M o n e y I
ALL-VEGETABLE
LAXATIVE
It is good to be home. "What are
you squawking about?”
demands
the Little Woman. "We stopped to
eat and sleep, didn’t we?” (We are
not so sure. Our impression is that
we just reached out of the car win
dow with a meathook and made a
snatch at passing mules.)
P.S.—She insists she never did
over 50 per hour, as permitted, and
that we are just a high-wheeled
cyclist by nature.
T(E PHILADELPHIA E X k E S 'M C N I t r YAiJ.’ WAS
a b lo c k in g
Our impatience with them was
great for a time. They move for
nobody and, by all standards of
northern drivers,
they are prac
tically parking with the motor run
ning.
The wife still thinks they
would do better between given
points by pogo stick. But we con
tinue, three days back home, to
have a sensation of having spent
six days passing the car ahead on
a roller coaster. It has affected us
strangely.
At breakfast our first
day home we inquired anxiously
how much further ahead of us lunch
was.
ALWAYS POPS
ASK YOU» PROCI»
T h ia a p lo inliil rrt-lpn le lined by m il.
Ilona e v e ry your, l» r iiu * f l it m ake«
auvh n dependable, eft. c tlv n m edlvln«
fo r coughs duo to colda. I t la ao m a y
to m i x —« c h ild could do It .
F ro m a n y d riiK iflat. itet 2L4 ounce«
o f I'ln e x . a Mpeclul com ito uiid o f p ro v .
en inK rm lien in, in co n c e n tra te d form e
w e ll-k n o w n fo r lln noothlUK effect ou
th ro a t a n d b ro n c h ia l Irrlta tlo n n .
T h e n m a k e a a y ru p by a tlr rln if tw o
ctlpa o f u ra n u lu te d ailK nr und nun cup
o f w a te r a fe w m o m en ta, u n til d ia .
solved. N o cooklnir n«e,|e<|. O r y o u c m i
uno c o rn a y ru p o r liq u id honey, I n .
ateud o f a u iia r a y ru p .
P u t th e P ln e x In to n p in t h o ttln a n d
fill up w ith y o u r a y ru p . T h ia itlvna you
a fu ll p in t o f cotiKh m edicine, v e ry
e ffe c tiv e a n d q u ic k -a c tin « , uud you
g et u lK iu t f o u r t lm a a a a a v a i l f o r
y o u r m o n ey. I t n e v e r apolla, and la
v e ry p le u n a n t—c h ild re n love It.
Y o u 'll 1» a u r p r l.t e d b y ( b n w a y it
taken hold o f cotiKhn, « Iv in « q uick
re lie f. I t loonenn th e p h leg m , noothnn
th e Ir r ita t e d m e m branes, and helps
c le a r th e a ir pu.-uiaxen. M o n e y refunded
If It doesn't pi rune you In e v e ry w a y .
Older folks
T H E N O SIN G , W H IC H C O M E S
IN D IF F E R E N T
C R IS P - T E N O C R
D E L IC IO U S /
For Joyful Cough
Relief, Try This
Home M ixture
It now seems certain that Rita
Hayworth will be the bride of Aly
Khan, son of the Aga Khan, richest
man in the world. Never again will
Rita be able to read a movie script
and say, “But it’s all so impossi
ble." At least she won’t be able to
put her heart in it like she used to.
I t WILL soon be tim e to g e t in to th e field
again and y o u ’ll w an t your eq u ip m en t in c o n d i
tio n to g o . . . and to keep on g o in g th rou gh the
p la n tin g and harvestin g seasons. If you need tire
repairs, retreads or n e w tires th e p la ce to g o is
y o u r F ireston e D e a le r o r S to re a n d th e tim e to
g o is n o w . Y o u can save m on ey and you m ay
save a lo t o f tim e later.
F irestone b u ild s a tire fo r every w h eel that
r o lls o n th e fa r m in c lu d in g th e fa m o u s
C h am p ion G round G rip , th e o n ly tractor tire that
takes a fu ll traction b ite cle
tread. Y ou r F ireston e D ea ler
Store w ill be glad to p u t a set
G round G rips o n you r tractoi
p rove them to you r o w n satis
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¿ai T/tatûHucH 2. USE FIRESTONE HYDRO-FLl
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3. USE ONLY 12 POUNDS PREÎ
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