S o u th ern O regon N ews Review , T hursday, F eb ru ary 10, 1949
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W ashington D î& e s tj
Politicians Settling Down
To Practical Things Again
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\ A G eneral Quiz
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The Questions
1. How "near" ia the nearest
star?
Yanks W ell Equipped
ASEY STENGEL, the Professor.
By BAUKHAGE
was caught in what looked to be
\r u i A nal r si anJ Contntrntator.
deep thought. Naturally, he was
WASHINGTON. — With the mighty fanfare of the Democrats thinking about the Yankees, since
on inauguration day a fading memory and even the brave words Casey and the Yankees will be all
of the Republicans on Lincoln Day less than a whisper out of the rolled up together this season.
past, the pracical politicians on both sides of the aisles in the house
"Our outfield,’’ he remarked, “Is
and senate are hard at their practical politicking.
well set. The best. DiMaggio, Hen-
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Farm Outlook Bright
For Coming 5 Years
U. S. Economists Show
Optimism in Forecasts
In spite of some recent declines
in farm prices, agricultural econ­
omists of the U. S. department of
agriculture took an optimistic point
of view at their recent outlook con­
ference in Washington. D. C. In
the past, these economists have
confined their estimates of the out­
look to the coming 12 months. This
time they tried to look five years
ahead. And. they decided that
things look fairly good for the farm­
er for that long.
Of course, they made two basic
assumptions that some people still
are a little doubtful about—that a
stable peace will be established and
that there will be no serious de-
THOSE INVENTIVE RUSSIANS
Pravda claims Russlu flew an
airplane 21 years before tits Wright
brothers’ Kitty Hawk flight. . id
Prof. V. Danilevsky tells the Soviet
Academy of Science that the Bus-
' sians invented the telephone, the
1 electric light, the radio, the ship's
, propeller and jet propulsion. That
i leaves us with nothing but the zip­
per and the windshield wiper.
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We took these claims up with
Dr. Elmer Twitchell and he says
they are correct. “It was Russia
that gave the world the submarine,
the telegraph instrument, the mov­
ing picture camera, gunpowder,
the talking machine, the safety
razor, the electric ice-box and the
first radio commercial," he de-
c 1 a r e d. “I thought everybody
knew!"
2. According to Hiblicul weights
! and meusures, how much wus
a farthing worth in American
! money?
3. What man was both father
and son of a President of the
United States?
4. What is a ebambrel?
5. Which stnte was the 48th
admitted to the Union?
rich, Lindell, Keller and others. We
have a chance for good pitching
The Answers
with Raschi, Por­
1. 25,000,OOO.OOO.OOO miles away
terfield, Reynolds,
(the constellation Centaurus).
Shea, Page and a
2. Approximately three cents.
few more.
3. John Scott Harrison, father
“Catching — un­
of
Benjamin and son of William
certain. Infield —
Henry Harrison.
There is a tendency on the part
can’t hit. We’ve got
4. A joint in a horse’s leg.
of Democrats to shrug off this dis- Shake*Up Hits
to find greater in­
5. Arizona, admitted February
To take on Sen­
field offense—more
14,
1912.
ator Wagner in his Probe Committee
runs batted in. We
prime would have
were
far
in
back
of
One of the interesting changes
been no s m a l l wrought by the election was the re­
the Indians and Red
venture. But since organization of the un-American Grantland Rice Red Sox in that de­
Get Well
the aging Senator activities committee. This strange partment last year. Far back, as
from New York has child, bom of a desire of one Demo­ far as the infields are compared."
“We owe the automobile to Mos­
been ill for such a cratic congressman to check Nazi
This led to a comparison of the
cow, too,” Elmer went on. “Henry
F ra m V a u r C ough
long period it is and anti-Jewish activity in this five leading teams. It figured up
D u e to » C o ld
Ford was really a Russian named
taken for granted country back in the days of Hitler like this:
Ivan Flivvercoffski. He got the idea
that he will not run had become a problem child for
i A J L k l w Cough Compound
of a low-cost car from Igor Model-
Cleveland Indians—Fine outfield;
again in 1950. It is the administration.
teevich.
Thomas
Edison
went
to
better infield; best pitching in base­
suggested that per­
Russia as a spy and stole the
ball plus good catching. Stars such
The
father
of
the
idea
(it
was
haps his son, an up
secret of the electric light, t h e
as Boudreau. Gordon, Doby, Mitch­
a
New
York
congressman),
saw
his
and coming young
phonograph and the movie camera
ell. Bearden. Lemon and Feller.
tant possibility with offspring kidnapped at birth. It Plenty of power.
from a fur trader named Menlo
was
seized
by
Republican
Hamilton
BAUKHAGE “Dewey can’t do
Parkovich. Tom got Into a meet­
“The
Indians
shape
up
as
a
very
I
Fish of New York and later by |
that either!"
ing of engineers where no Russian
tough club to handle,” we said. “Is
Rep.
Martin
Dies
of
Texas
and
man in his own right, might at­
was eligible unless he had per­
brought up in quite a different man­ this about right. Professor?"
tempt to fill his fathers shoes.
fected an incandescent bulb and
“That
is
entirely
right,"
Casey
ner from what was intended.
two types of movie cameras. He
That is always good political
said. "A very tough outfit to handle,
The Democrats were pretty
escaped discovery due to the fact
practice, for more than one
offensively or defensively. The team
embarrased with the committee
he wore a red beard and would
candidate with a former hero’s
to beat—if you can."
before Dies was through with
yield the floor to nobody.
name, has been swept into of­
N A T U R E ’S R I M I D Y
(N R ) T A B ­
This took us to the Red Sex.
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it, and when he decided to with­
LETS—A purely vegetable lazaiivs to
fice by voters who either
High-class outfield headed by
draw from the Washington
relieve conalipation without (he usual
"At that time every Volga
didn't know their idol had de­
Williams and Dom DiMaggio.
griping, sickening, perturbing sensa­
scene
they
tried
to
squelch
it
boatman
w
a
s
experimenting
parted or else thought a candi­
tions, and does not cause a rath. Try
Even better infield with Good­
but
failed.
It
had
proved
too
with
a
talking
machine.
Edison
date by any other name couldn't
N R —you w ill see the difference. Un-
man. Doerr,
Stephens and
good a headline-getter for its
stole the idea of the spaniel In
coated or candy coated—their action
smell as sweet. It was often
Pesky. Ragged, uncertain pitch­
members. Then along came the
the trademark railed ’His Mas­
is drprndatdr, thorough, yet gentle as
declared that a number of old-
A
m
erica's
econ
om
ic
boom
con­
ing. Below Indians, Yankees and
millions of NR's have proved. Get a
Republicans
in
1946
and
grab­
ter’s
Voice.’
It
was
really
a
timers had a vague feeling that
tinues a s buying power ou tp aces
24c bos and u«c as directed.
Athletics in this respect.
Russian wolfhound.
bed
it,
making
it
one
of
the
FDR and TR were, if not the
prices.
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administration's number one
What about the Athletics? Fair j
the same, at least approxi­
headaches.
outfield—fair infield. Both below ' pression. If time should prove them j Russia not only invented the
mately the same person.
As soon as Democrats returned to Indians and Red Sox. Pitching high I wrong about one of the two, the i telegraph but the first singing tele­
Meanwhile the Republicans are
power
they saw to it that the com­ class. Might be better than last effect may be drastic. And they gram was sent by one Boris Kolo-
rapidly solidifying their forces for
mittee,
now an accepted institution, year — with catching.
close to 1 hasten to point out that these are novopopoff of the Imperial Rus­
a concentrated battle over the re­
assumptions, not predictions.
sian Opera What we call the Morse 1 FUSS'/ STOMACH?
was
cleaned
up.
By
one
twist
and
Yankees.
peal of the Taft-Hartley bill, and
They
then
go
on
to
point
out
that
[
code is Russian. The dots come
the way the atmosphere feels at this another, they managed to eliminate ’ What is the Tigers' ranking? Red | the population will increase be­ from the old. old Russia and the j «DIGESTS.
all
of
the
old
members
but
one.
Rolfe has a good outfield, terrible
writing, Republican senators are
GASANO
FOR
tween one and two million persons i dashes from the old, old, old, old i
offering the nearest thing to a Representative Wood, who is chair­ infield and first-class pitching. He a year until 1952; that industrial ( Russia.
H
E
A
R
T
B
U
R
N
THE
TUM
MYI
man.
Membership
was
limited
to
must improve the infield, just as j
filibuster that can be offered with­
e
output per worker will increase,
lawyers,
which
was
logical
enough,
’
the
Yankees
must.
Kell
is
a
fine
out actually being labelled one.
"As for the radio. Lenin’s
fo r its fa u lts w e r e th o s e w h ich n o ' ballplayer. Should be better than and that yields per acre and per !
April is cunUdct day fur a g u u d
TLAN'SAKES/ THESEJslEW
livestock unit probably also will ! grandfather had his own net­
honest
lawyer
would
condone,
and
he
was
last
year.
Red
Rolfe
is
due
many unions and the race is to get
work,
and
one
of
the
early
increase.
it
was
reformed
to
recognize
civil
to become a smart, hustling leader
> CONTRAPTIONS,
the Taft-Hartlev act off the books
High incomes for industrial work- i radio radio features was a fel­
before then. If the Republicans rights and to conform to some of and will get more life and fire into ers will mean a steady market for j low called Arthuromov God-
WORK GOOD
fundamental principles of his squad which has been a dead
can keep on amending and arguing t h e
freydovltch.
They
also
had
a
foodstuffs
and
clothing.
High
yield
W ITH
past that date, it will be a distinct, justice and civil rights with which outfit.
per worker might mean more I team called Amosoff and Andy-
the
original
organization
scorned
to
l3-IN-OHE/<
if only temporary, victory for them.
Professor Stengel looked over
stable prices for industrial goods. I ozoff. And Ella Fitzgerald says
It must have been quite a shock bother. Witnesses are now per­
this report. "I guess it’s about
the Russians had the first jaek-
Higher
yields
per
acre
and
per
an­
'MA.
for the labor leaders to learn that mitted to give their side of the - right," he said “ From what I’ve
pot program. It was called
imal
unit
will
mean
more
economi­
the administration didn't think that case, be represented by counsel if
‘Stop the Mujjik’."
read and heard, we’ve got a job
cal production for the farmer
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labor won the election. Labor did they desire.
ahead in handling the Indians
All in all, this shapes up to just
Nothing has been done to
a tremendous job for Truman, put
Dr. Twitchell went on to say that
and Red Sox. Especially the In­
about the kind of five-year period
hamper its effectiveness, and it
in a lot of hard, fast cooperative
that the farmers themselves would his father remembered the time !
dians. They are strong every­
I« J
should be able to render a real
work, dovetailing their programs
0-.O«
like to enjoy. High production at the Russians Invented and flew the j
where.
service from now on. As Rep.
with the efforts of the regular par­
fair prices means a break for pro- i first airplane. “It was invented by
“If Bob Feller should happen to
John McSweeny (D., Ohio) one
ty workers.
ducers and consumers — a square one of the early Marxists and was
have one of his big years—one of
of the new members, said: “The
propelled by expletives. It had no
But one Harry Truman did a lot
deal for both.
his 20-game years—it might be dis- !
I >l«wl
spy hunt should be carried to a
wings. Marxists hated wings be­
of work, all by himself. When the
couraging. It will be a tough league '
logical conclusion, but I will not
cause of the suggestion of religion.
A. F. of L. and CIO heads came
this summer. Can you imagine a ;
permit innocent men and wom­
They Just used a tail, a forked
down to Washington early in Jan-
world-series winner being strength- ■
Battle Against Aftosa
en to have their names and char­
one,” he said.
ened—improved? And quite a bit?” I
acters besmirched by unfounded
•
e e
and unsupported accusations."
“My old man said the Russians
couldn’t get their first Russian
The un-American activities com­ Help from Bill Dickey
plane off the ground at first, but
mittee, as it was run before it was , “We've got plenty to do," Stengel i
that a couple of pre-Soviet writers
cleaned up was an institution which continued. “We may need two or ;
did it with an editorial. The plane
simply could not continue to exist three infield improvements.
This
stayed up only a few minutes. It
in America. It used methods which has been a good infield, defensively,
could have stayed up longer except
Americans will not tolerate, be­ but a poor one offensively.
that the inventor and operator
cause if there is one thing an ' "I’m counting a lot on Bill Dickey.
wanted to get down and denouce
American demands, it is the right ; Bill can help our catching a lot. He
somebody,” Elmer concluded.
to be considered innocent until he is a fine teacher—a very patient
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is proved guilty. “Who steals my type. He can also help our pitching.
WASHINGTON
DIAGNOSIS
purse steals my trash. . . . but he Our pitching will need a lot of
The country is In splendid
that filches my good name robs thought and work. Vic Raschi can
shape
me of that which not enriches him be a 20-game winner. He has the
relieve coughs-achisg muscle»
Good is the Union's state;
and makes me poor indeed."
makings of a star. So has young Bob
Our system is a booming one—
Porterfield.
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So let us operate!
"Now
about
Shea.
I
know
a
Commies at Work
«
lot about him. I had him In Port­
No other system touches ours
In Ivied Halls
land. He did a great job for us—
In a drive to stamp out aftosa
It’s busy, strong and fit —
and a big Job for New York in
One of the jobs which the com­
(foot and mouth disease) from
Hence It is quite apparent that
1947.
1
think
he’ll
do
a
big
job
mittee under J. Parnell Thomas,
Mexico In two years, a joint U .
There’s s o m e t h i n g wrong
again this season.
I naugural color fades was preparing to do was to investi­
8.-Mexico commission has under­
with it.
gate communism in American col­
"Dickey will be a big help to all
taken the Job of vaccinating from
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Back Io practical politicking
leges. That sent the universities our pitchers. In his old days with
eight to 10 million cattle in the
There
was
terrific
Irony In the
iary laying their demands on the and colleges into jitters for fear the Yankees he was a marvel with
affected area by the end of 1949.
last stage appearance of Willie
Are you going through the func­
ine they were somewhat annoyed academic freedom w o u l d be young pitchers. He knew how to keep
Trained teams go ahead of the Howard. It was only recently, in
tional 'middle age* period peculiar
to find a number of top Democrats throttled as other freedoms had been them calm and cool. Pitchers like
nine teams of vaccinators to the tryout of a new musical. His
to women (38 to 32 yra ) ? Does thia
polite, grateful and gracious, but by the fanatical members of the Atley Donald who could win 10 or
make you suffer from hot ffaahee,
preach the benefits of vaccination big sketch was on the topic of hos­
feel to nervout, hlghatmng, tired?
also just a little coy.
old group. However, there is no 12 straight.
and convince the sometimes ig­ pital routines and he made his en­
Then do try Lydia B. Plnkham’a
Newsmen outside the office door reason at all why a judicial investi­
norant cattle owners that vaccina­ trance on an operating table! No
Vegetable Compound to relieve such
"We’ll have to get the best from
symptoms. Plnkham'a Compound
when an A. F. of L. delegation was gation of this particular subject every pitcher we’ve got. If we do, it
tion Is the only alternative to one dreamed that he was to die in
alao has what Doctors call a sto­
waiting for members of Senator shouldn’t be undertaken.
disaster.
mach lo tonlo effect!
will make a killing difference. I
one very soon. We saw the first
Thomas’ labor and public welfare
By ths end of 1949 the program performance of the new show,
V
LYDIA
E.PINKHAM’S c « ^
Canada received a distinct shock know they’ve got plenty."
committee, heard much
desk­ recently from Dr. Watson Kirk-
will have cost approximately 50 which was pretty terrible at that
Dickey should be able to bring
pounding and one voice was strong connell, president of Acadia uni­ quick aid to a valuable piece of
million dollars. It includes five time, and were puzzled by Willie’s
06—49
enough to penetrate the thick panel­ versity. He made an analysis of baseball property known as Yogi
points: constant Inspection, dis­ lack of form. There was a marked WNU—13 *
ling:
the report of the Labor Progressive Berra. Yogi is a natural hitter—bet­ infection, eradication, vaccina­ difference in his appearance, too,
"We went up and down the
tion and quarantine.
Party university students Confer­ ter than .300, and long range to
and for the first time in our experi­
country ballyhooing for the re­
The vaccination process itself ence he wasn’t funny. Little did
ence at Toronto last fall which was boot. He has a good arm but doesn’t
peal of the Taft-Hartley act.
published by t h e SATURDAY know how to throw to second. He Is simple. A needle of the vaccine anybody in the audience sense that
And that’s what we want now."
NIGHT, a weekly magazine pub­ can be made into a better out­ is shot into the animal and that’s Death was teaming up with him
all there is to it. It will take from this time, a new and strange part­
But the practical politicians in the lished in Toronto.
H e lp 'D ie m Cleanse th e I l k
fielder than he is. The Yogi is a fine
eight to 10 million shots tc com­ ner after long years of merry go­
house and the senate knew they
o f H a rm fu l Body W a ite
competitor,
more
than
willing
to
The
report
Is
a
14,000
word
plete the Job. The vaccine pro­ ing.
were facing the fight of their lives.
To ur kidneys are constantly flltor'
learn.
document which presents the
waste m atter from tbs blood stream. I
tects for six months.
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They knew they could count on
kidneys sometimes lag In t heir w o r k -
Stengel has another badly-un­
Communists’ own views on their
some Republican support, but only
not
set as N ature Intended— (all to
The Pilgrims were a backward
derrated ballplayer In Johnny
position, In Canadian univer­
move Impurities th a t, If retained, n
lot,
If they sent down a bill which had
Expert Urges Milk Cows
poleon the eyetem and upset the wh
Lindell. He Is better than a .300
sities. It reveals, according to
body machinery.
something in it beside straight re­
They seemed to slave and
hitter who can also hit the big
Symptoms may ba n e ttin g baekae
Dr.
Kirkconnell,
that
there
are
Ee Taught ’Good Habits'
drudge It;
peal. That is why the administra­
persistant headache, attache of dlaslni
militant Communist "nuclei"
one—the long one. He Is a good
Training your cows in good habits
getting
up Bights, swelling, puffin
tion ordered a “one-package" meas­
They fought the Indians without
under the eyes— a feeling of n e w
outfielder with a good arm. He
on the campuses at McGill,
is most important to all dairymen,
ure, one that contained certain
a billion dollar budget.
an xiety and lose of pep and at rent
Toronto, Winnepeg, Saskatoon,
can play first. And he could be
Other signs of kidney or bladder c
according to a leading dairy spe­
positive provisions. The unions were
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order are sometimes burning, scanty
Edmonton, and Vancouver, all
a useful pitcher, which he once
cialist. He lists the following rec­
willing to let the old Wagner act
too frequent urination.
The
early
settlers
were
quite
was.
under rigid party discipline.
There should be no doubt th at pron
ommendations for more milk,
coma back into force, but the
quaint —
treatm ent la wiser than neglect. I
There are known to be a number
Lindell is one of the best all- greater profits and reduced mas­
administration knew that was the
Doan t P ille . D oan't have been wlnnl
When Redmen came full swing,
new frlenda for more than forty yes
wrong approach since there was of similiar groups, doubtless work­ around athletes in the game. He is titis:
They didn’t cry for guarantees
They have a nation-wide reputatl«
Keep cows undisturbed; stimulate
Are recommended by grateful oeople I
considerable p o p u l a r sentiment ing with the same party techniques, also one of the best all-around ball­
Against that sort of thing.
country over. AeA your neighbor I
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against undoing all that had been in this country. In some places players—a ballplayer the Yankees, milk letdown one minute before
done In the way of scotching they are considerably weaker than for some reason, have never given milking begins; operate milking
The Tories are calling the Presi­
machine according to manufac­ dent Harry Delano Trusvelt
they used to be.
his full due.
strikes.
turer’s directions.
The sudden re-entrance of Governor Dewey on the political scene
was something that took many of his fellow Republicans by surprise.
Nevertheless, it would seem that many who don't like him because he
lost last November and others who didn't like him enough to help him
win last November, are willing to change their minds and really work
for his election to the senate in 1950. They think he has a chance for
the seat which Senator Wagner has held so long.
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