Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, September 16. 1948
FICTION CORNER
BACK SEAT SAX
By CATHERINE BARRETT
out there. Charley'« playin' his
piece.
I stand there and go through the
motions.
F irst thing I know I And myself
lookin' down at that audience
You know, it ’» funny, but that's
the first time I ever saw the peo
ple in an audience. It ain't an octo
pus any more. It'« fellows and
girls, and women that look like
the woman that runs the restau
rant where I eat, or the one who
sits across the way on the bus.
And what do you think I see
Why. right there in the front row
is Vingie. With a grin all the way
across her little pink face. And
clear in the back is Marge, and
she’s watchin’ me so hard her eyes
are round and shiny.
Well, sir, my chest begins work
ing again and I can breathe. My
lips unfreeze. In a minute I’ m
standing there as easy as can be.
Boy. is that a swell feeling!—Like
sprouting wings.
I'm still feeling like a bird on the
loose when the show's over and
Marge comes back.
She rushes
right over to me, "Joe,” she says
—first time she's ever called me
Joe. “ Joe, you were wonderful. I
knew you could do it.” And she
takes my arm and hugs it to her.
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P L IA N C E 8 A I.E S A N U SE R V IC E
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SHUCKS
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WHY SHOULD I SPENO
ne»» th ro u g h o u t entire e o u n ti lit
t ir in g fro m a c tiv e se rv ic e a f t e r 20
y e a r s. «3,000. W ill co n sid er p a rtn e r
“ Honey,” I says to her, “ you're
V NAME la Joe. but the fel
GOOD MONEY TKI.l.INU
Y III) A » O U T TH EM E
MISCELLANEOUS
lows in the orchestra call me not going to m arry Charley, are
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Bunny. They're nice fellows all
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“ Well, I don't know,” she says.
right and they don’t do it to hurt
,
be Met 1,.1’rop «1 hr», Blnee
Wo Aro Working Hard to
new e n r ln a . P la n e In v«ry ■rood F O R S A L E : tiro. alt irs A service »la.
“ I could calm him down a little.
m y feelings, but I'm scared of audl
Nhapr W rit« » . B h a ffe r, TIB B a ird
and
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m
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north
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ences, see, and every time I get And if he had a wife to see that he
Build Our Reputation— It
_ Bt.. Snohom ish, W a s h .
m laton . Ore. on M cN ary hlgh w ny
up in front of one my mouth starts got started to work on time. . . .”
A ll sto c k A liiNhle equip. Included
Isn't fcr Solo— But
L IG H T P L A N T S , 115 v o lt, AC, «000
P r ic e 3 ll,0 o 0 . W ould ttlv.- te rm s on
It gets me worried, see, and I
to twitch and it makes my nose
i I 1 0 ,OMO « a t t a . U H to »750 S ou th
h a lf. Oso. A . B a y s , Box 84, H ertnle-
Our Truck« Aro
wiggle—like a rabbit's. I've seen begin to think that I want to get
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to n , Oregon.
myself in a m irro r and I got to ad married to Marge so bad that may
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m it if I was one of the fellows I ’d be now I could handle a solo spot
m otor» d -cyl. G ood co n d itio n , »750 [
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be calling me Bunny, too. You get and not go twitchy and muff it. So
en t.v J -cv l GM illv»el, a lm o st new ,
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• IS
m uin at. G ood I » a » r. G L E A N
I ask Jake Little to give me a try.
what I mean.
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»1.7m». W r its C o r o n a d o M arine I STO CK , new fix tu r e» Good reason
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for
quick
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Nine years I ’ve been in Jake
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740
Cat. P h on e B e n la y S-4856.
J a c k L a P o rd g s , Box son, B in u ia tt,
Little's orchestra playing the sax nees.
Id a h o .
Do
I
go
over
big?
No,
I
sit
back
and the bassoon. First we went all
I NEW
EL RA N C H O M O T K I, W ll-
HARDWOOD
over the country but now we've there and I don't look at the audi
Unin», liv '.‘Il W « w a r I. A A
got a neat little spot in Hollywood. ence but I know it’s out front. All
P ortlan d a t Jum -ilon Ily. 20 (T ah oe
FLOORING
4 ACHES OF MILITARY PAKT»
U k in l l w y .) . 22 n ic ely fu rn ish ed
EOlt AMOVE MAKES.
W h o le s a le and C ar L o ta
Jake likes me and he thinks 1 play them eyes. I begin to sweat and
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TRANSFER
CASES, FRAMES,
A S P H A L T T IL E
the sweetest sax he ever heard, but my mouth goes to Jumping, I sig
h eated . I.lv. titre for oper. Onnrat-
CAUS. AXLES. MOTORS. UHAK f !
nal
Jake
and
he
gets
Charley
to
Inx
a
t
cap.
A
w
ell
»»tab.
»50,001)
HAROLD H. NEVIN CO.
DRUMS FABCO AND THORN
a long time ago he quit passing me
h a n d les. M ust be seen to tie a p p re
TON, 1100 GAL GAS TANKS.
dado 8 , B. B a lm o n t
solo parts because sure as I ever take over.
WHEELS. TRANSMISSIONS, et«.
c ia te d . BU A . B rlx, O wner, W ll.
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I don’t even ask Marge to let me
lla m a , C a lifo rn ia .
got up where I faced an audience
SEATTLE
I ’d get nervous and my darned take her home, I just go on to my
U K A P T IF U Id a ll-y c a r U m o r i «Mot rl,
“ 0 Î. ö H i g F h VF?.®
,‘a Si ” 1 ' *
b u n tin g ,
f is h in g ,
elona
to
n H i
mouth would start twitching and own place. And I think about
G lo s s î P £ r 5
i n t r s ° . v A *
l l "Jfih
TRUCK
HEADQUARTERS
grou n d s. M t. B a rin g Lodge, B a rin g ,
well, there I was.
B
-ZAW
Z »•e.ww.J?ftrln l»
3c euch.
W ash.
F O X S T l D IO S
-
R tih u fo , M o n ta n a
Inc.
I ’ve had to sit back and watch
S7D8
E
Marginal
Way
I.A 4.15»
ISl i MODEL DDH CLKTRAC. Wide gauge.
2« U N IT M odern M otel; g a s. oil. I’a te
plenty of other fellows come and
Isaacson blade. Carco drum, heavy truck
open 21 hr».; g if t »hop uml »lore.
Il IH AI Axle Page Ix» g Trailer. Guo4
guard.
Good
condition.
>5,200.
go, getting the solos, getting the
L arge lobb y, fin e liv in g quarter» tondi Ilei* Some truck
r u e « equip
e q u ip Nell
S o il cheap.
e h tii
A. K. W I L L I A M S . C s m b e r la n d . W a s h .
fo r m an ager. Son feet on m ain h ig h
it. i w i l l m o k i . *.*io n »: i :«g a »»
hands, getting the raises in pay,
P h o n s XHJ M . E n u m c la w ,
l ’ e r lle n il, O re .
I ’h
T L -tlD d
w a y ; lo v e ly grou n d s, lo ts o f oom
and getting new and bigger con
fo r e x p a n sio n ; low overh ead . Man
FARMS AND RANCHES
A w ife can handle. N e ts approx
tracts some place else. Now it's
S P E C IA L
»14,000 a n n u a lly . O w ner retirin g
Charley Welch.
a f t e r 20 y rs. In th is b u sin e ss F irst
(-ro o m h o u se, la rg e burn, nu t butld-
p a y m e n t ap p ro«. (23,000 W rite or
I play better'n he does—oh, that
Mew
InK». AH fe n c e d In gruas. A pple»,
c o n ta c t J . T . M ae te rs c n , M izp ah
In te r lo c k in g
ain’t bragging—even Charley’ U tell
»ears, c h e r r ie s,
w a ln u ts,
se v e r a l
Cabin», Cl
31» BI
■lum, W axli.
P
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{
;lii<ls o f b e r ries, good ga rd en land,
you th a t Only Charley’s got the
M odernize your
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s.
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bar
and
co
free
»hop
for
B ath fc K itc h e n
personality. And he's good looking.
J72OO 00.
Ni» flood».
W rite
_
le a s e In so u th e r n O regon tow n of
B a e v to In sta ll
365. O leud al«, O regon.
10,000 p o p u la tio n L ocated In m ajor
And Marge likes him. That's the
Bend foe T ree
h o te l, »30.0011 for le n -v e a r b a s e I
L iter a tu r e
rub.
•9 0 0 0 — 4« A C R E S. 12 c le a re d ; orchard
O w ner r e tir in g W rite R ex B. Ood-
431 8. W T a y lo r, P ortlan d 4, Ore.
anil herrh s; go. d « e v e n - r o o m h o u s e ,
“ ln g , pre*. B o t e l D el B o g u e Frup-
Marge is head usher here at the
A C M E L IN O L B U M CO.
barn and p o u ltr y hou se; e le c tr ic |
• r t le e , In c., O ran te P u se, O regon.
Zenobia. One of those cute little
pum p. Mr». J e n s Ja co b a en , A lph a, I
W a sh .
flashy-eyed girls in the satin uni
C A F E O W N E R n e ttin g »S00 m on th ly
on o n ly good c a fe In c om m u n ity
forms. You’ve seen ’ em. Brass
15 A. F A R M — Sc.M'pooge C reek
4 -|
o f 25,000 All good eq u ip m en t, new
B ETTER H E A L T H !
bedroom m od. h ou se, gar., barn,
buttons down the front and swallow
6-yr. leave, no p e r ce n ta g e , a ntynl
sh op , c h ick en h o u se , 2 u t ilit y b ld gs.
a t «3500, We a ls o h a v e M ajor s e r v
• H u m orrhoidt
tails over their tight blue satin
F r u it,
nut
orch ard ,
r a sp b erries,
ic e sta tio n corn er; fin e g ro cery and
• Recto) and Colon
grapes P r a n k V o e tra l, B t. 1, Box |
pants. You wouldn’t think to look
m
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on
h
lw
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18, ■« m t B. o f B cappooa. on old
A ilm .n ta
at Marge that she's like she is.
a c r e s x o n n l fo r m a n u fa c tu r in g w ith
h ig h w a y .
• O a ttrh U lt» r
H lw a y and »p u r tract fr o n ta g e, and
Practical and hard working.
hom e »(1500 up. a ll w ith in a m ile of
Tr.et.il wllhout Noepllel
She’ s had a tough time, see.
Opération
n ew »15.000.000 00 M issio n Ray d e
C A N A D IA N FARM S— W rit» « ,
FHM
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W r t t . o r cell lo r FIES
v
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lo
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tod
ay
B
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She’s twenty-two but you’d never
FORM AT1UX on tons lottloiMnt «oportuna I»».
descriptive
Bucklet
b b b
b
b b n n b x b b , bba lto bb .
r . U l o »olio. «»Monoblr price), c . F. C'-rn-
guess it. And she’s got a kid five
2440 G a rn e t A v .., Ban D l.g o », Cal.
MesJov i b n u i i M t ) :
10 d. A4, u ) P. A4.
»»II. C im d ltn Paria» Itali«»?. Vanrotirar, B. C.
T h e H o u se o f P er so n a l S ervice."
years old. The cutest little trick
t i n t a t i : M ta d a ), d td a tid a i, / ruda, 7 le 9
you ever saw. Vingie. Vingie likes
8 J01, f u ,,E »quipped. Rent«
COME to the beautiful, healthful, fertile
Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC
me too. “ Why do they call yoi>
20. L o t 50x100. 6 room s, m odern
“ ’Joe,’ she say«, 'you were wonderful. I knew you could do It.' Ozarks for cheap homes. Free stock range,
P h y iid a n a n d ia rg a a n
F
in
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s
c
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o
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R
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n
ta
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m
,
prop
fruits,
delightful
clim
ate.
Free
literature.
Bunny?” she says to me, and she Vingie was there, too, dancing around and clapping hands.”
e r ty . A ll g o e s fo r »3.000. C la ra M.
Write OZONE LAND CO.. Osene. Ark.
N. K. Cornar E. Fumalde and Grand Avanza
looks at my ears like she thinks
O a lb e rth , L a n r lo l« , O r ..
Telephon« EAel 3018, Fortland 14, Oreyon
maybe they 11 grow up out of my Charley probably taking her home , Right behind her is Vingie and
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to
in his roadster. Charley’ll laugh she's saying, " I saw you, I saw
hair.
school, G ros« »4d.000.00 '47. Sac.
V E N ROOM M O D E R N H OM E on
»2,000 p lu s In v e n to ry . A steal. S ta r
you," and dancing around and clap • E tw
"Because I'm a rabbit, see,” I and say, “ That poor Bunny.”
o acre tr a c t n ear S lle tx D ay In
n F N T A I P IA T F C
G ro c e ry , G old Beach. Ore.
Then comes the matinee when ping her hands.
N o r th end L in c o ln C o u n ty ; ab ou t
tell her. Only I ’m looking at her
400 fo o t f r o n t a g . on h ig h w a y 101; F O R S A L E ; D E L IC A T E S S E N ; w ith
Charley don't show. His seat's
Well, if I ’m «till a bird, I'm . a
mother.
E a s t and so u th s id e s bound by
c o u n te r an d D o -n u t dep ot. E x c e lle n t
D E N T IS T R Y
Marge frowns and then she says, empty and Jake is gettin’ nervous dead one. A ll that swell feeling is
D r if t Creek. Id ea l lo ca tio n for m o
lo c a tio n and o n ly ono In c o m m u n ity
t e l or cou rt n ig h t fa c in g S lle tx B ay,
CREDIT TE R M S
“ That’s what makes me so mad at and the fellows are saying like they gone.
o
f
15.000.
O
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ec
a
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d
to
A
rm
v.
n l c . lo ca tio n fo r boat m oorage;
»3.000.00 Cash w ll h an d le S e e Mr.
One thing I ’ve never done is lie.
you. Why do you let yourself be a always do. "D on't worry, he’ll be
p le n ty room fo r cow . c h ic k e n s and
M iller, p e r so n a lly . H urry. M IL L B K 'S
here.”
But
he
don’t
come,
and
the
gard en . S e ll fo r «9,000.00 or »3.000
I ’ve been told I ’m too dumb to lie.
rabbit?”
D r . H arry S ím l ir ,
B
B L IC A T B B B B J f.
108 T o w e r B t ,
w ill han dle W r ite ow n er C arl C ro.g,
C e n tra U a . W a s h in g to n .
Marge is like that. What she buzzer sounds . . . and Jake makes Well, maybe. But s till I don’t lie.
RLISWt BIOC. • 3 n < MORESON • RORILAND ORI
T a ft, O regon.
don’t want to be, she won’t let her me come up and take Charley's Only so help me If I didn't want to
T A I I L I S H E I ) y e a r around h au lin g,
T H E P L A C E to r etire . 10 a c r e ., 380’ I 'N 3200
to »tn« per m o . In cluu dlng
self be. Marge got m arried when place. He looks down at me like then. But I said, " I t wasn't me,
fr o n ta g e w ith tld e la n d s, no bank,
Read the Ads
truck »3.000 W rite A . B. C o rn w ell,
g r a v e l beach, n a tiv e tr ee s. 7-ro<fhi
she was sixteen to some rich folks’ he's sore and he says, "You’ll do Honey. Charley was playing from
Joseph, O regon.
h
om
e,
fu
r
n
a
c
e
,
fir
e
p
la
c
e
,
good
s
a
l
the wings."
kid. He run out on her before the solo. Get it? ”
m on an d tr o u t fish in g , can sta n d M A C H IN E SH O P, w a n t to s e ll i.j
So I'm stuck with it. And I tell
So I tell her how It all was.
on b each and dip S m e lt w h en run
Vingie was born and ever since
In terest In v e r y good p a y in g m a
Is on, c la m s, o y s te r s , b ea rin g fig s,
c h in e sh op. In voice price. E m ploya
She looks at me and her eyes get
Marge has taken care of herself. myself, all right, you got to. You
fr e e w ood . O w ner m u st m ove to
10 m en. A b out »7,000.00 w ill handle.
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u H ll WITH
viru _______ —
QUICK
h ig h a ltitu d e .
B . B. B o llo p e te r ,
She's got a nice little apartment ain’t going to be a rabbit all your shiny, and I ’ve never seen her
«5 Ml from P ortlan d . B o x «7. C lx t-
B . P . D. 7, B o x 331, O lym p ia, W ash .
akxnle, Ore.
MERTNOIATUM
and she dresses Vingie up clean life. Think of Vingie. And remem mouth so soft. "And you carried
right on,” she said, and her voice A P P R O X , s ix lo ts In c en tra l part o f
and cute. Oh I tell you, Marge is ber, Marge is out there.
SOOTMIS
B U B IB B 8 B P O B B A L B
I ain't begun to twitch because I sounded like it does when she talks
N e ta r ts .
S w e ll bus. and
to u r ist I Cnfa
7
.,
smart.
IRR I FAT I D
c o u r t lo ca tio n . Reax. B a r i ( ir o .h o n r ,
F V,.r e r „
"
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n , on
W
a r r t ts
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<Urs.
She’s too good for me. She ought got my lips held so tight they're to Vingie just before Vingie goes to
N e . t ta
O e regon.
MEMBRANES
S h o v e 141« B . B a th s w s y A r t . Box
to have a fellow that could do a moving my teeth back into my sleep. “ That was cute of you, Joe,”
«5, W x e h o n g x l, W n .
...0REN9
U9
HELP
WANTED
she says.
lot for her. She says to me, “ If you mouth.
STUFFY
HO TELS
E C H A N IC , f i r s t c la s s, F ord e x p e r i
were only the sort who’d ever get I KNOW the part all right. I al-
And she takes hold of my arm M en
NOSTRILS
ce. N o n e o th e r need ap p ly . Good
H o ld In P e rfe c t C ondition
ahead.”
And she looks at me * ways know all the parts. And I again and says, “ I promised Vin
w o r k in g c o n d itio n s and w a g e s. B Y -
>25,000—
’•
cash.
27
room
i,
costly
bar,
new
Q U IS T M O T O B C O K P A B T , A s to ria ,
cross. “ I like you, Bunny,” she’ll, can play ’em like a m illion dollars gie you’d take us out for a bite of
refrigerator, safe, cash register. Coca
O regon,
Cola cabinets, large mirrors, office, card
say “ better than any fellow I ever at home. I can even play 'em for dinner. W ill you?”
room with 3 tables, billiard table. 50 capacl*
knew, but I don’t want to get m ar Marge. I t ’s the audience that gets f Just then Charley goes by.
M B N A N D W O M B N 18 T O 50
ty dinlntf room, good furniture, large kltch-
H e r e ' » y o u r o p p o rtu n ity fo
. V , r a
M b
w e a tte
i t « , r ,
• « ,« « « , *1°-
, Foundation,
o u ilu .iu u n , r roof,
o o r,
ried to a backseat sax player who’ll me. A ll them eyes.
jo b
S e c u rity
p erm a n en t e m p lo y -1
electric flxtures are all new; ex.
“ Hello, Charley,” Marge says, and
never be anything else.”
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Okey, I tell myself, you do it this turns her back on him, plain a*
c a tio n s , alc k leav ve. C o n ta ct or w r ite my expense. b e ,r Uc«n*»»- Phone or wire
Charley Welch has been making time, or you’re through. And I day.
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a play for Marge. I like Charley, mean through.
in g S ervice, A L icensed and Bonded 47 room hotel,
tine condition, all room ,
I ’m beginning to see how much
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warm, cozv
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only he's the darnedest guy about
My time comes and I stand up. I
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Kitchen.
All
furnished.
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getting to work on time. Always start lifting my sax. I ’m not tw itch I owe the guy and I says "Thanks,
co'n»; Eron> 8 to 3 y e a r, will pay prlc.
Charley,”
and
he
just
shakes
his
asked.
Phone
or
wire
my
expense.
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the last one. Skating across the ing. . . . But my lips has frozen
if
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stage and freezing into position the solid over my teeth. I try. and get hands above his heau and grins
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very second the curtain starts up. out of breath and my chest col and keeps going.
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And Marge just says, “ Come on,
We’ve kept telling him some time lapses. But my sax Is up. The
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Vingie,” and holds out her hand.
he’ll miss it. He laughs and says cue comes.
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he'll commence starting earlier.
Vingie frowns a little. “ Can’t I
And the sweetest music I ever
1, Wash. Phons «E. tiU t.
But he never does.
heard comes floating in from the walk on the other side and hold L E A R N
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w ay.
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“ Charley’s fun,” Marge says to wings.
Joe's hand?”
DOGS. CATS. PETS. ETC.
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me. “ And he'll get ahead too.”
I look quick sideways. Charley’s
So she does.
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on my shoulders and'says: "Joe, I
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think you’re going places.” Then NORTHWESTERN BARRER COLLEGE
she leans against me and puts her o.l. and Union approved, 32s n . w . eth
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face into my coat. “ W ill you take Ave ’
Ott Enro“ now’ _
Let the Ads Guide
me with you?” she say».
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around us clapping her hands, and
, „ ih p ,y Chiatric Loss
saying. Me, too, Joey, me, too!"
j n active theaters of World War
II, the rate of psychiatric casual
G r a c e N o ll C r o w e ll
ties was two or three times that of
World War I. Chief cause of the
Increase appeared to lie in the fact
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that warfare was more terrifying
LOVE the sparrows, bad though they may be,
in
World
War
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than
ever
before
And you would love them, too, if you had lain
HELP BUILD
and the mental hazards were con
Long hours with them alone for company,
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siderably greater than those encoun
by NANCY PEPPER tered in the trench warfare of 1918.
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And if their friendliness had eased your pain.
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Gray days, gray skies, gray sparrows on bare trees,
87-43
O B STACLE RACES
Fresh
Water
Food
Plant
Yet something in their tuneless song so true,
Next time your party shows signs
By shopping at horn« and
Tapegrass, a fresh water plant,
I often think a sparrow's voice muSI please
of m alnutrition along about the mid
grows in slow-moving streams in
die of the evening,
making th« moat of our
The Lord as much as larks' and thrushes’ do.
Hawaii. I t is used as a food by the
nourish it along with
Filipinos
and
others
during
the
cool
either of these two
own hom<-town oppor
er months. Tapegrass usually is ob
Remember this— "Are not two iparrows sold
gags. They’re al
tained
direct
from
streams
but
-without boing awakonod
For one small ferthing. yet not one may fall
ways good for a
tunities w« build a
sometimes may be purchased in
giggle.
Without the Father s .«s it.” This I hold
food stores. It is believed that the
Speed Suction —
t«r community!
More close than any comforting at all.
plant was Introduced into Hawaii
Give every guest a
by the Filipinos.
"And fear ye not, therefore— " O little birds,
bottle of pop and
«U M D O U R L »
Your nearness brings the solace o f these words
award a prize to the
At your d n iffliL
one who can drain
Sale of "Atrocity Gold"
Grand Coulee Dam to Get
it to the last drop
Nets $728,000 for Needy
World's Largest Generator
first. Sounds easy, until we tell you
that you put a baby bottle nipple
LONDON.—Fine gold obtained by
over the top of each bottle first. The the Germans from teeth and jewels
PITTSBURGH.—A huge 108,000-
sight of all the Joes and Jills des of concentration camp victims was
kilowatt water wheel generator, the
perately pulling on their nippled sold for »728,000.
largest In the world, Is now being
bottles Is enough to lift any party
constructed for the Grand Coulee
Hallan Tuck, executive secretary
out of its doldrums!
dam project.
of the Preparatory Commission for
It requires: approximately 750
Straight and Narrow—Walking a the International Refugee organiza
tons of ateel; more than 100 mile«
chalk line sounds easy to do, but not tion, said the proceeds w ill be used
for jobt in our town ought lo go
of copper wire; Innumerable pound«
when you have to look through the for camp survivors. United State»
to our own young people. It you
of bolts, nuts, washers and screws.
small end of a pair of opera glasses officials turned the bullion over to
ne«J trained help, train one of
A train of 30 cars w ill be required
while you’ re doing it. I t ’s Just an the commission in the American
our own.
to haul it to the dam site for as
other teen-tested gag that’s guaran zone of Germany.
sembly and installation.
teed to be a party picnic.
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300 TRUCKS
STUFFY NOSTRItS?,
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38%
BRIGHTER
TEETH
in
7 days !
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