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Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, September 16. 1948 FICTION CORNER BACK SEAT SAX By CATHERINE BARRETT out there. Charley'« playin' his piece. I stand there and go through the motions. F irst thing I know I And myself lookin' down at that audience You know, it ’» funny, but that's the first time I ever saw the peo ple in an audience. It ain't an octo pus any more. It'« fellows and girls, and women that look like the woman that runs the restau rant where I eat, or the one who sits across the way on the bus. And what do you think I see Why. right there in the front row is Vingie. With a grin all the way across her little pink face. And clear in the back is Marge, and she’s watchin’ me so hard her eyes are round and shiny. Well, sir, my chest begins work ing again and I can breathe. My lips unfreeze. In a minute I’ m standing there as easy as can be. Boy. is that a swell feeling!—Like sprouting wings. I'm still feeling like a bird on the loose when the show's over and Marge comes back. She rushes right over to me, "Joe,” she says —first time she's ever called me Joe. “ Joe, you were wonderful. I knew you could do it.” And she takes my arm and hugs it to her. CLASSIFIED DEPARTM ENT R A BB ITS & S K IN S W a n t L IV E R A H D IT » « Ib», un, rab bit »kln». hhlo», w ool, m oh air, cua cara. ll\<> p o u ltr y . B a b y * C om pany, 935 B. W . rro a t, P o rtla n d , O ra ro n . BUSINESS & INVEST. OPPOR. AUTOS. TltUCKB 4 ACCES. A T T H A C T IV K M ALT ANI» NUN- 1 'ltlE S »hop tivxt In Ih ea tre. Eine for cnup lc »soiio «III ban dle. Ray ■ j m ' i ro n n ta lB , « « « • Caee, San I « 43 3-lo n l»odga fu s i tru ck , a ll s i t a i 3 -u iilt box am i holat. E x c e lle n t r u g . d ltlu b « Id B a r tle tt B t , B lla e r to n , Ora., or p h on s 301. D i»<o «, C aU f. R E E ItlG B It AT1ON ANI» MAJOR A P P L IA N C E 8 A I.E S A N U SE R V IC E 8IIO P , w e ll eatnhllaheit, located on OreKon C oast In T llln i look, H im co u n ty a ra t. l»otng a th r iv in g bu«l- // SHUCKS // WHY SHOULD I SPENO ne»» th ro u g h o u t entire e o u n ti lit t ir in g fro m a c tiv e se rv ic e a f t e r 20 y e a r s. «3,000. W ill co n sid er p a rtn e r “ Honey,” I says to her, “ you're V NAME la Joe. but the fel GOOD MONEY TKI.l.INU Y III) A » O U T TH EM E MISCELLANEOUS lows in the orchestra call me not going to m arry Charley, are BUY»» HPT I'LL TELL X llla u i'a B a frtg a ra tlo n Balsa * S e rv you?” Bunny. They're nice fellows all YOU WHY— AIRPLANE FOR HALE—1*1» L u x - ice, 4 B. 9nd B trast, T illa m o o k , Ora. “ Well, I don't know,” she says. right and they don’t do it to hurt , be Met 1,.1’rop «1 hr», Blnee Wo Aro Working Hard to new e n r ln a . P la n e In v«ry ■rood F O R S A L E : tiro. alt irs A service »la. “ I could calm him down a little. m y feelings, but I'm scared of audl Nhapr W rit« » . B h a ffe r, TIB B a ird and 2 apt». »« m ile north o f H .r- ences, see, and every time I get And if he had a wife to see that he Build Our Reputation— It _ Bt.. Snohom ish, W a s h . m laton . Ore. on M cN ary hlgh w ny up in front of one my mouth starts got started to work on time. . . .” A ll sto c k A liiNhle equip. Included Isn't fcr Solo— But L IG H T P L A N T S , 115 v o lt, AC, «000 P r ic e 3 ll,0 o 0 . W ould ttlv.- te rm s on It gets me worried, see, and I to twitch and it makes my nose i I 1 0 ,OMO « a t t a . U H to »750 S ou th h a lf. Oso. A . B a y s , Box 84, H ertnle- Our Truck« Aro wiggle—like a rabbit's. I've seen begin to think that I want to get C333 L in c o ln a t., Spokane, W ash. to n , Oregon. myself in a m irro r and I got to ad married to Marge so bad that may D IE S E L E N G IN E S , 225 H P. G en er a li K 10 <1x4. 2 ipeed .................... V A B IB T Y S T O R I) »I o#5 m it if I was one of the fellows I ’d be now I could handle a solo spot m otor» d -cyl. G ood co n d itio n , »750 [ Kll «X« M3 ................................... A T B M M B T T . ID A H O |O «*««. L. Her itor 10 K W -IH ’, d r iv G ood p a y r o ll tow n. S tore located on KS Dump« ist ......................... be calling me Bunny, too. You get and not go twitchy and muff it. So en t.v J -cv l GM illv»el, a lm o st new , GMC Cxu (2701 .......................... • IS m uin at. G ood I » a » r. G L E A N I ask Jake Little to give me a try. what I mean. Mack I Thermo I ........................ . 1400 »1.7m». W r its C o r o n a d o M arine I STO CK , new fix tu r e» Good reason Diamond T 4 ton, 0x0 ............ W a y s. T o o t o f A Bt., Coronado, I And he does, on one of the m ati . 1.350 fo r a e llln g P riced for quick »¡il. Nine years I ’ve been in Jake A u lot'ar tractor ...................... 740 Cat. P h on e B e n la y S-4856. J a c k L a P o rd g s , Box son, B in u ia tt, Little's orchestra playing the sax nees. Id a h o . Do I go over big? No, I sit back and the bassoon. First we went all I NEW EL RA N C H O M O T K I, W ll- HARDWOOD over the country but now we've there and I don't look at the audi Unin», liv '.‘Il W « w a r I. A A got a neat little spot in Hollywood. ence but I know it’s out front. All P ortlan d a t Jum -ilon Ily. 20 (T ah oe FLOORING 4 ACHES OF MILITARY PAKT» U k in l l w y .) . 22 n ic ely fu rn ish ed EOlt AMOVE MAKES. W h o le s a le and C ar L o ta Jake likes me and he thinks 1 play them eyes. I begin to sweat and u n its, S p a n ish ty p e A ir-cooled A TRANSFER CASES, FRAMES, A S P H A L T T IL E the sweetest sax he ever heard, but my mouth goes to Jumping, I sig h eated . I.lv. titre for oper. Onnrat- CAUS. AXLES. MOTORS. UHAK f ! nal Jake and he gets Charley to Inx a t cap. A w ell »»tab. »50,001) HAROLD H. NEVIN CO. DRUMS FABCO AND THORN a long time ago he quit passing me h a n d les. M ust be seen to tie a p p re TON, 1100 GAL GAS TANKS. dado 8 , B. B a lm o n t solo parts because sure as I ever take over. WHEELS. TRANSMISSIONS, et«. c ia te d . BU A . B rlx, O wner, W ll. P O R T L A N D 15, O U O O M I don’t even ask Marge to let me lla m a , C a lifo rn ia . got up where I faced an audience SEATTLE I ’d get nervous and my darned take her home, I just go on to my U K A P T IF U Id a ll-y c a r U m o r i «Mot rl, “ 0 Î. ö H i g F h VF?.® ,‘a Si ” 1 ' * b u n tin g , f is h in g , elona to n H i mouth would start twitching and own place. And I think about G lo s s î P £ r 5 i n t r s ° . v A * l l "Jfih TRUCK HEADQUARTERS grou n d s. M t. B a rin g Lodge, B a rin g , well, there I was. B -ZAW Z »•e.ww.J?ftrln l» 3c euch. W ash. F O X S T l D IO S - R tih u fo , M o n ta n a Inc. I ’ve had to sit back and watch S7D8 E Marginal Way I.A 4.15» ISl i MODEL DDH CLKTRAC. Wide gauge. 2« U N IT M odern M otel; g a s. oil. I’a te plenty of other fellows come and Isaacson blade. Carco drum, heavy truck open 21 hr».; g if t »hop uml »lore. Il IH AI Axle Page Ix» g Trailer. Guo4 guard. Good condition. >5,200. go, getting the solos, getting the L arge lobb y, fin e liv in g quarter» tondi Ilei* Some truck r u e « equip e q u ip Nell S o il cheap. e h tii A. K. W I L L I A M S . C s m b e r la n d . W a s h . fo r m an ager. Son feet on m ain h ig h it. i w i l l m o k i . *.*io n »: i :«g a »» hands, getting the raises in pay, P h o n s XHJ M . E n u m c la w , l ’ e r lle n il, O re . I ’h T L -tlD d w a y ; lo v e ly grou n d s, lo ts o f oom and getting new and bigger con fo r e x p a n sio n ; low overh ead . Man FARMS AND RANCHES A w ife can handle. N e ts approx tracts some place else. Now it's S P E C IA L »14,000 a n n u a lly . O w ner retirin g Charley Welch. a f t e r 20 y rs. In th is b u sin e ss F irst (-ro o m h o u se, la rg e burn, nu t butld- p a y m e n t ap p ro«. (23,000 W rite or I play better'n he does—oh, that Mew InK». AH fe n c e d In gruas. A pple», c o n ta c t J . T . M ae te rs c n , M izp ah In te r lo c k in g ain’t bragging—even Charley’ U tell »ears, c h e r r ie s, w a ln u ts, se v e r a l Cabin», Cl 31» BI ■lum, W axli. P la s tic T il" { ;lii<ls o f b e r ries, good ga rd en land, you th a t Only Charley’s got the M odernize your n ic e flo w e r s. A lo v e ly horn« ^ o r | C O C K T A IL bar and co free »hop for B ath fc K itc h e n personality. And he's good looking. J72OO 00. Ni» flood». W rite _ le a s e In so u th e r n O regon tow n of B a e v to In sta ll 365. O leud al«, O regon. 10,000 p o p u la tio n L ocated In m ajor And Marge likes him. That's the Bend foe T ree h o te l, »30.0011 for le n -v e a r b a s e I L iter a tu r e rub. •9 0 0 0 — 4« A C R E S. 12 c le a re d ; orchard O w ner r e tir in g W rite R ex B. Ood- 431 8. W T a y lo r, P ortlan d 4, Ore. anil herrh s; go. d « e v e n - r o o m h o u s e , “ ln g , pre*. B o t e l D el B o g u e Frup- Marge is head usher here at the A C M E L IN O L B U M CO. barn and p o u ltr y hou se; e le c tr ic | • r t le e , In c., O ran te P u se, O regon. Zenobia. One of those cute little pum p. Mr». J e n s Ja co b a en , A lph a, I W a sh . flashy-eyed girls in the satin uni C A F E O W N E R n e ttin g »S00 m on th ly on o n ly good c a fe In c om m u n ity forms. You’ve seen ’ em. Brass 15 A. F A R M — Sc.M'pooge C reek 4 -| o f 25,000 All good eq u ip m en t, new B ETTER H E A L T H ! bedroom m od. h ou se, gar., barn, buttons down the front and swallow 6-yr. leave, no p e r ce n ta g e , a ntynl sh op , c h ick en h o u se , 2 u t ilit y b ld gs. a t «3500, We a ls o h a v e M ajor s e r v • H u m orrhoidt tails over their tight blue satin F r u it, nut orch ard , r a sp b erries, ic e sta tio n corn er; fin e g ro cery and • Recto) and Colon grapes P r a n k V o e tra l, B t. 1, Box | pants. You wouldn’t think to look m a r k e t; D og k en n el on h lw a y ; 0 18, ■« m t B. o f B cappooa. on old A ilm .n ta at Marge that she's like she is. a c r e s x o n n l fo r m a n u fa c tu r in g w ith h ig h w a y . • O a ttrh U lt» r H lw a y and »p u r tract fr o n ta g e, and Practical and hard working. hom e »(1500 up. a ll w ith in a m ile of Tr.et.il wllhout Noepllel She’ s had a tough time, see. Opération n ew »15.000.000 00 M issio n Ray d e C A N A D IA N FARM S— W rit» « , FHM 1JÍ- W r t t . o r cell lo r FIES v e lo p m en t. W rite tod ay B B N N B . She’s twenty-two but you’d never FORM AT1UX on tons lottloiMnt «oportuna I»». descriptive Bucklet b b b b b b n n b x b b , bba lto bb . r . U l o »olio. «»Monoblr price), c . F. C'-rn- guess it. And she’s got a kid five 2440 G a rn e t A v .., Ban D l.g o », Cal. MesJov i b n u i i M t ) : 10 d. A4, u ) P. A4. »»II. C im d ltn Paria» Itali«»?. Vanrotirar, B. C. T h e H o u se o f P er so n a l S ervice." years old. The cutest little trick t i n t a t i : M ta d a ), d td a tid a i, / ruda, 7 le 9 you ever saw. Vingie. Vingie likes 8 J01, f u ,,E »quipped. Rent« COME to the beautiful, healthful, fertile Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC me too. “ Why do they call yoi> 20. L o t 50x100. 6 room s, m odern “ ’Joe,’ she say«, 'you were wonderful. I knew you could do It.' Ozarks for cheap homes. Free stock range, P h y iid a n a n d ia rg a a n F in e s c h o o ls. R e n ta l In c o m , prop fruits, delightful clim ate. Free literature. Bunny?” she says to me, and she Vingie was there, too, dancing around and clapping hands.” e r ty . A ll g o e s fo r »3.000. C la ra M. Write OZONE LAND CO.. Osene. Ark. N. K. Cornar E. Fumalde and Grand Avanza looks at my ears like she thinks O a lb e rth , L a n r lo l« , O r .. Telephon« EAel 3018, Fortland 14, Oreyon maybe they 11 grow up out of my Charley probably taking her home , Right behind her is Vingie and REAL ESTATE—MISC. E .S T A B I.IS H E D g r o c • r y, n ex t to in his roadster. Charley’ll laugh she's saying, " I saw you, I saw hair. school, G ros« »4d.000.00 '47. Sac. V E N ROOM M O D E R N H OM E on »2,000 p lu s In v e n to ry . A steal. S ta r you," and dancing around and clap • E tw "Because I'm a rabbit, see,” I and say, “ That poor Bunny.” o acre tr a c t n ear S lle tx D ay In n F N T A I P IA T F C G ro c e ry , G old Beach. Ore. Then comes the matinee when ping her hands. N o r th end L in c o ln C o u n ty ; ab ou t tell her. Only I ’m looking at her 400 fo o t f r o n t a g . on h ig h w a y 101; F O R S A L E ; D E L IC A T E S S E N ; w ith Charley don't show. His seat's Well, if I ’m «till a bird, I'm . a mother. E a s t and so u th s id e s bound by c o u n te r an d D o -n u t dep ot. E x c e lle n t D E N T IS T R Y Marge frowns and then she says, empty and Jake is gettin’ nervous dead one. A ll that swell feeling is D r if t Creek. Id ea l lo ca tio n for m o lo c a tio n and o n ly ono In c o m m u n ity t e l or cou rt n ig h t fa c in g S lle tx B ay, CREDIT TE R M S “ That’s what makes me so mad at and the fellows are saying like they gone. o f 15.000. O w n er r ec a lle d to A rm v. n l c . lo ca tio n fo r boat m oorage; »3.000.00 Cash w ll h an d le S e e Mr. One thing I ’ve never done is lie. you. Why do you let yourself be a always do. "D on't worry, he’ll be p le n ty room fo r cow . c h ic k e n s and M iller, p e r so n a lly . H urry. M IL L B K 'S here.” But he don’t come, and the gard en . S e ll fo r «9,000.00 or »3.000 I ’ve been told I ’m too dumb to lie. rabbit?” D r . H arry S ím l ir , B B L IC A T B B B B J f. 108 T o w e r B t , w ill han dle W r ite ow n er C arl C ro.g, C e n tra U a . W a s h in g to n . Marge is like that. What she buzzer sounds . . . and Jake makes Well, maybe. But s till I don’t lie. RLISWt BIOC. • 3 n < MORESON • RORILAND ORI T a ft, O regon. don’t want to be, she won’t let her me come up and take Charley's Only so help me If I didn't want to T A I I L I S H E I ) y e a r around h au lin g, T H E P L A C E to r etire . 10 a c r e ., 380’ I 'N 3200 to »tn« per m o . In cluu dlng self be. Marge got m arried when place. He looks down at me like then. But I said, " I t wasn't me, fr o n ta g e w ith tld e la n d s, no bank, Read the Ads truck »3.000 W rite A . B. C o rn w ell, g r a v e l beach, n a tiv e tr ee s. 7-ro<fhi she was sixteen to some rich folks’ he's sore and he says, "You’ll do Honey. Charley was playing from Joseph, O regon. h om e, fu r n a c e , fir e p la c e , good s a l the wings." kid. He run out on her before the solo. Get it? ” m on an d tr o u t fish in g , can sta n d M A C H IN E SH O P, w a n t to s e ll i.j So I'm stuck with it. And I tell So I tell her how It all was. on b each and dip S m e lt w h en run Vingie was born and ever since In terest In v e r y good p a y in g m a Is on, c la m s, o y s te r s , b ea rin g fig s, c h in e sh op. In voice price. E m ploya She looks at me and her eyes get Marge has taken care of herself. myself, all right, you got to. You fr e e w ood . O w ner m u st m ove to 10 m en. A b out »7,000.00 w ill handle. OUIZ7X « n (U u H ll WITH viru _______ — QUICK h ig h a ltitu d e . B . B. B o llo p e te r , She's got a nice little apartment ain’t going to be a rabbit all your shiny, and I ’ve never seen her «5 Ml from P ortlan d . B o x «7. C lx t- B . P . D. 7, B o x 331, O lym p ia, W ash . akxnle, Ore. MERTNOIATUM and she dresses Vingie up clean life. Think of Vingie. And remem mouth so soft. "And you carried right on,” she said, and her voice A P P R O X , s ix lo ts In c en tra l part o f and cute. Oh I tell you, Marge is ber, Marge is out there. SOOTMIS B U B IB B 8 B P O B B A L B I ain't begun to twitch because I sounded like it does when she talks N e ta r ts . S w e ll bus. and to u r ist I Cnfa 7 ., smart. IRR I FAT I D c o u r t lo ca tio n . Reax. B a r i ( ir o .h o n r , F V,.r e r „ " ° n , on W a r r t ts » . , O .e -n n , ia ia 11 , " <Urs. She’s too good for me. She ought got my lips held so tight they're to Vingie just before Vingie goes to N e . t ta O e regon. MEMBRANES S h o v e 141« B . B a th s w s y A r t . Box to have a fellow that could do a moving my teeth back into my sleep. “ That was cute of you, Joe,” «5, W x e h o n g x l, W n . ...0REN9 U9 HELP WANTED she says. lot for her. She says to me, “ If you mouth. STUFFY HO TELS E C H A N IC , f i r s t c la s s, F ord e x p e r i were only the sort who’d ever get I KNOW the part all right. I al- And she takes hold of my arm M en NOSTRILS ce. N o n e o th e r need ap p ly . Good H o ld In P e rfe c t C ondition ahead.” And she looks at me * ways know all the parts. And I again and says, “ I promised Vin w o r k in g c o n d itio n s and w a g e s. B Y - >25,000— ’• cash. 27 room i, costly bar, new Q U IS T M O T O B C O K P A B T , A s to ria , cross. “ I like you, Bunny,” she’ll, can play ’em like a m illion dollars gie you’d take us out for a bite of refrigerator, safe, cash register. Coca O regon, Cola cabinets, large mirrors, office, card say “ better than any fellow I ever at home. I can even play 'em for dinner. W ill you?” room with 3 tables, billiard table. 50 capacl* knew, but I don’t want to get m ar Marge. I t ’s the audience that gets f Just then Charley goes by. M B N A N D W O M B N 18 T O 50 ty dinlntf room, good furniture, large kltch- H e r e ' » y o u r o p p o rtu n ity fo . V , r a M b w e a tte i t « , r , • « ,« « « , *1°- , Foundation, o u ilu .iu u n , r roof, o o r, ried to a backseat sax player who’ll me. A ll them eyes. jo b S e c u rity p erm a n en t e m p lo y -1 electric flxtures are all new; ex. “ Hello, Charley,” Marge says, and never be anything else.” m en t, p r o m o tio n s s. p e n sio n s, paid v a - I i f r w i 5 «•"■»«»». Lot 60x120 Okey, I tell myself, you do it this turns her back on him, plain a* c a tio n s , alc k leav ve. C o n ta ct or w r ite my expense. b e ,r Uc«n*»»- Phone or wire Charley Welch has been making time, or you’re through. And I day. f o r f u l l In fo rm a tio n W e s te rn T r a in « ts.n o o -H Cash a play for Marge. I like Charley, mean through. in g S ervice, A L icensed and Bonded 47 room hotel, tine condition, all room , I ’m beginning to see how much School, 407 P a n a m a B ld g ., P o rtla n d warm, cozv Large bar. dining room. only he's the darnedest guy about My time comes and I stand up. I 4, O regon. Kitchen. All furnished. Very large In- getting to work on time. Always start lifting my sax. I ’m not tw itch I owe the guy and I says "Thanks, co'n»; Eron> 8 to 3 y e a r, will pay prlc. Charley,” and he just shakes his asked. Phone or wire my expense. Eureka EARN E X T R A M O N EY S E L L IN O I the last one. Skating across the ing. . . . But my lips has frozen if :mo»‘ prosperous city on th . n a n ie -lm p r ln te d C h ristm a s C ards. P acific Coast. stage and freezing into position the solid over my teeth. I try. and get hands above his heau and grins Jet 24-h ou r se r v ic e from c lo se A. J. JOHNSEN aource. K am ple« on a p p roval. B V N - «3« *c* ft ‘ Phan* a?n r -.n , . ■ a, very second the curtain starts up. out of breath and my chest col and keeps going. S E T C A B D C O , B O X 633, P O S T - — Callf.rM And Marge just says, “ Come on, We’ve kept telling him some time lapses. But my sax Is up. The L A N D 7, O BB. (TEAM BATH, MASNAGE Vingie,” and holds out her hand. he’ll miss it. He laughs and says cue comes. Established 18 years. Òood cliente!.. Own er retiring #1» Peoples Ilslh lln i. HealUe INSTRUCTION he'll commence starting earlier. Vingie frowns a little. “ Can’t I And the sweetest music I ever 1, Wash. Phons «E. tiU t. But he never does. heard comes floating in from the walk on the other side and hold L E A R N BEAUTY CULTURE th e I m odern w ay. U p -to -th e -m in u te “ Charley’s fun,” Marge says to wings. Joe's hand?” DOGS. CATS. PETS. ETC. e q u ip m e n t. In d iv id u a l In stru ction ». me. “ And he'll get ahead too.” I look quick sideways. Charley’s So she does. A d v a n c e d h a ir (stylin g by O rm ando, I W H IT K OOLI a IER, b e a u tifu l w h ite a c ific School o f B e a u ty C u ltu re , puppien, colored, reglnt c rc tl; w ill That night Marge put her hands i P 316 M o rg a n B ld g ., P o rtla n d , Or«. «hip. W ille y ’s W h ite O olite T a rm , B E 0643. on my shoulders and'says: "Joe, I R o u te 1, C o lv ille , W ash. think you’re going places.” Then NORTHWESTERN BARRER COLLEGE she leans against me and puts her o.l. and Union approved, 32s n . w . eth S is i ■ face into my coat. “ W ill you take Ave ’ Ott Enro“ now’ _ Let the Ads Guide me with you?” she say». ★★★★★★★★★★★★ You W hen Shopping And th e r e ’ s V in g ie da n cin g 1._____________________ _________- around us clapping her hands, and , „ ih p ,y Chiatric Loss saying. Me, too, Joey, me, too!" j n active theaters of World War II, the rate of psychiatric casual G r a c e N o ll C r o w e ll ties was two or three times that of World War I. Chief cause of the Increase appeared to lie in the fact ./OOTH POWDFP that warfare was more terrifying LOVE the sparrows, bad though they may be, in World War I I than ever before And you would love them, too, if you had lain HELP BUILD and the mental hazards were con Long hours with them alone for company, A MCKESSON B BOBBINS PBODVC* siderably greater than those encoun by NANCY PEPPER tered in the trench warfare of 1918. YOUR TOWN And if their friendliness had eased your pain. WNU-13 Gray days, gray skies, gray sparrows on bare trees, 87-43 O B STACLE RACES Fresh Water Food Plant Yet something in their tuneless song so true, Next time your party shows signs By shopping at horn« and Tapegrass, a fresh water plant, I often think a sparrow's voice muSI please of m alnutrition along about the mid grows in slow-moving streams in die of the evening, making th« moat of our The Lord as much as larks' and thrushes’ do. Hawaii. I t is used as a food by the nourish it along with Filipinos and others during the cool either of these two own hom<-town oppor er months. Tapegrass usually is ob Remember this— "Are not two iparrows sold gags. They’re al tained direct from streams but -without boing awakonod For one small ferthing. yet not one may fall ways good for a tunities w« build a sometimes may be purchased in giggle. Without the Father s .«s it.” This I hold food stores. It is believed that the Speed Suction — t«r community! More close than any comforting at all. plant was Introduced into Hawaii Give every guest a by the Filipinos. "And fear ye not, therefore— " O little birds, bottle of pop and «U M D O U R L » Your nearness brings the solace o f these words award a prize to the At your d n iffliL one who can drain Sale of "Atrocity Gold" Grand Coulee Dam to Get it to the last drop Nets $728,000 for Needy World's Largest Generator first. Sounds easy, until we tell you that you put a baby bottle nipple LONDON.—Fine gold obtained by over the top of each bottle first. The the Germans from teeth and jewels PITTSBURGH.—A huge 108,000- sight of all the Joes and Jills des of concentration camp victims was kilowatt water wheel generator, the perately pulling on their nippled sold for »728,000. largest In the world, Is now being bottles Is enough to lift any party constructed for the Grand Coulee Hallan Tuck, executive secretary out of its doldrums! dam project. of the Preparatory Commission for It requires: approximately 750 Straight and Narrow—Walking a the International Refugee organiza tons of ateel; more than 100 mile« chalk line sounds easy to do, but not tion, said the proceeds w ill be used for jobt in our town ought lo go of copper wire; Innumerable pound« when you have to look through the for camp survivors. United State» to our own young people. It you of bolts, nuts, washers and screws. small end of a pair of opera glasses officials turned the bullion over to ne«J trained help, train one of A train of 30 cars w ill be required while you’ re doing it. I t ’s Just an the commission in the American our own. to haul it to the dam site for as other teen-tested gag that’s guaran zone of Germany. sembly and installation. teed to be a party picnic. M :’iS 300 TRUCKS STUFFY NOSTRItS?, M1MTH01ATUMJ 38% BRIGHTER TEETH in 7 days ! CÂLOX I 2 "'«■„SLEEP Tomorrow Night