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By Ernie Bushmiller
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By Margarita
WERE GOING TO THE
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By Bud Fisher
In acting so late, the commis-
nion shows Itself slower on the
trigger than any contestants on
give away programs. It bas tak
en It over a decade to answer
the simple question “Is your
radio set a household fixture or
a crap game?”
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graceful, s le n d e r iz in g
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The commission declares that git
c ia lly fo r the s lig h tly la rg e r figure.
away programs will be banned If: Cool and com fortable w ith b rie f
(1? The winners are required to fur cap sleeves— and so easy to sew,
nish any money or thing of value or too!
T 'H IS
to have in their possession any ad
vertised product. (2) If winners are
asked to answer questions the
answer to which is given on any
broadcast. (3? If the contestants are
required to be listening on their
radios. (4) If answering a phone
or writing a letter is required.
Voice: “Didn’t the National As
sociation of Broadcasters come
out many months ago with their
own code stating any broadcast
designed to buy the radio audi
ence by requiring it to listen in
the hope of reward should be
avoided? But did it raise a finger
to enforce the ban? No prompt
ing, please.”
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The FCC announces that it will
receive reactions from the radio
stations. (All radio stations glutted
with jackpots will kindly submit
their reactions in 50 words or less,
stating clearly why they like ap
plesauce. All letters remain the
property of the FCC. Ed. note.)
We shall see what we shall see.
Despite all federal laws and com
mission rules, radio constitutes the
greatest collection of raffles, lot
teries, sweepstakes, bingo games
and prize contests on earth. More
people gamble on the airwaves in
one night than at the race tracks
and gambling houses in a year. You
twist a dial with the same feeling
you get when you pull the lever on a
slot machine. Nothing is missing ex
cept the three-plum symbol and the
grinding noise.
It has reached a point where
a man tuning in doesn't know
whether he is listening to a
radio program or getting a key
to Fort Knox.
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R E G ’L A R FE LLE R S
By Gene Byrnes
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That about covers everything
from boxtops and mystery voices
to slogans and song identifications.
And if the FCC is on the level, it
means it is abandoning its own
“Doubletalk or Nothing” program,
a feature shared by the radio sta
tion owners.
DRIVE-IN THEATER, REGGIE
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M U T T A N D JEFF
The big radio question today Is
whether the melody being played by
the Federal Communications com
mission is “The Baloney Waltz,"
"Doubletalk, How I Love Youl” or
“This Time I’m Leveling.”
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It has (hang onto your hats!) dis
covered that there are prize con
tests on the air and that they are
Illegal under one of its own rules
adopted 15 years ago and based on
a United States postal law not far
from 100 years old! And it says It
is going to act to stop the give away
programs now flooding America
and developing a race of free mink
coat, ice box, bungalow, and dough-
bag collectors.
The
Federal Communications
orchestra and the National Associa
tion of Broadcasters brass band
will now play a selection. Listen
carefully and see if you can identify
it. If it turns out to be ‘‘I’m Sincere
with You My Dear," you win two
jet planes, a three piece mink suit,
$50,000 in fresh meat, six months
fun in the U. S. mint and an extra
patty of butter.
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SUNNYSIDE
by Clark S. Haa»
Eb Abernathy is being honored
as an American of Distinction.
It seems he used the same shav
ing soap ail his life and heard
of only one razor.
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Mr. and Mrs. Eben Wiiioughboy's
television set entertained a large
crowd of friends the other night.
The Willoughboys, who have never
amounted to much socially, are
looking for a lot of attention if the
picture doesn’t flicker too much.
Clem Kettle was paid quite an
honor last week. ' An auto com
pany moved him up to the 236th
position on the list for a new
car.
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Two men who battled over a bot
tle of rum in a plane full of passen
gers high over the ocean have been
arrested. They were not, obviously,
a couple of “paritopers."
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"AI im Fursl continues to hold
out in the Westchester home de
spite the turning off of water,
electricity and all supplies.”—
News Item.
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Furst In war, Furst in peace,
last in the heart of the utilities.
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“Saratoga hotels deplore the ban
on gambling, not because they con
done It, but because it means a
drop In their revenue, too."—News
Item.
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