S o u th ern O reson News Review. Thursday. A iw nst 5 n un NO TWO ALIKE By 1.01’ IS M A L L IN CLASSIFIED DEPARTM ENT R A BB IT S & SK IN S w 7 HAT puzzled Paul most was what made girls vulnerable and moon-eyed whenever his twin brother, Peter, was about. There was no denying it, girls usually fe ll for Peter's line. He was smooth. Paul had seen it happen too many times. Fear gripped his heart as he thought it was about to happen again—tonight—this time to "too nice a g irl." Pensively. Paul tugged at the chair under him and moved closer to the table in the El Zebra club. He passed his hand fondly and carressingly over the beaver jacket on the chair beside him. This was Ann—a part of Ann—the delicately w a n t i . ivw k a iu u t h 4 it» . u I Ann had said: "You don’t mind, do you, Paul?" Of course he did! But he couldn't let Ann know, just then. "This is some brother you have.” She smiled into Peter’s face as they glided away. Some brother, is right! Paul thought Probably laying it on again. Ann seemed to enjoy it. Paul didn't! Ann was his g irl! Ann fitted into Paul's p la n s'fo r that part of life he desired. A home. A charming wife. His heart melted every time he dared to think of it. He hadn't yet found the cour­ age to tell her. Gracious, kind, beautiful Ann. But he had told her all about himself, his early bov- ™ i > bit »kin», htili-s, w ool, niolialr. cua­ cara, IK c p o u ltry , Kuby a, Company, »35 8. W. F ro n t, P o rtla n d , O regon. B U S IN E S S & IN V E S T . O PPO R , REAL ESTATE—MISC. A M U SE M E N T RO UTE, .Iuka», A m u se ­ m ent M achine». Him m an op era tio n O ver $1,000 m on th Incom e $7,Him u lll handle. O wner. Laa B lock , Mark T w a in H otal, S a c r a m en to , C alif. TW O At'HEN, fIv«-rootn houw«, ham , K arn«., «hl«k$n ho»»««, fr u it tree»». inTi’IiH (1 o < m 1 w «II, IlfhtN . F our inllt M tint $if port o r c h a r d on llnrae« Milne Lake m ud 93,5(0» C M. P a a . ■•Hirer, Rt. 3, B uk 38H, p o r t O r. ch ard, W aahluirtun. F IR S T C L A SS N I G H T ULUII an R eatau ran t, Good G oin g H u aln ess In the h eart o f b u sin e ss a e cllo n on Main SI. E quipped lik e new. A -l H a lin g w ith O regon LIQUOR COMM, Grn»a o v er $100,tin» per year. Ilu«- llieaa coat over $40,{no n in e s» in fam y fo rcin g aula. W ill Sac for $26,300. T erm » in rig h t b u rly If tlea lred 3011 M ain S t., Baker, Ora. M IN E R S EA ST G R O W IN G TOW N A IT ItO X . •» MCI*«*« iH*t>iin Itndwnod How did you get in the apartment?" h ig h w a y fr o n ta g e. Itocky, n le lu r- M|»nt. Ideal fur i «RtMiirarits "Quiet, young un,” Peter had » Ift hhup W rite for hu rtleulnr*, said. He placed his hand over the IN STR U C TIO N I3U11 u« P o in t, R t«. 3, B oa JOO-A, A roata, C alif. mouthpiece of the phone. “ Can't F A R R A G U T COLLEGE] A N U you see I ’m busy?" W ill. ! »»0 4$. I . 1« plow T E C H N IC A L IN S T IT U T E land, 60 iuiniiii « nnd tim b er will» F A R R A G U T . ID A H O "S o rry." <’r«M’k ru n n in g thm u tfh property, FALL Q UAR TER "Say, who's Ann?" Peter whis­ C L E A N IN G PLANT P ro»p crlty w«nr l.nko I'« n<1 Or»*ill«, tilnlio, for R B G I8T R A T IO N S E I ’T 21, IS. 2« c le a n in g u n it u s e s I', rk odurlt »» i • i - | | • ii o I w In pered. C O LLEG E D IV IS IO N D uP ont a o lv ciil, can g iv e a p e r fe c t yood con d ition A rnold Mo«, O rondo. c o lle g e tllvlalon o l f e r s tw o yearn "A N N !" Paul had almost shouted. I T he odorlc»» s e r v ic e In 2 lit i'n n in lvt•• W ash . o f prr-oiiRlneerliiK niul th e prapro- m odern p lan t, $12,000 Q u a lity Clean- "G ive me that phone. Quick. Be- 1 fe sslo iu tl cuurssH o f p re-m ed icin e, ora, S ilv e r to n . O regon. lil'Y YOOK I’AU.M, H om e, M ot«l or p r e -d e n tistr y and p ro-law . and tw o fore you wreck my life !” H iim I iiumm from y e a r » ' co II ck « w ork In tha m ajor D R O W N IN O NBAte B ST A T B CO. Yes, Ann knew it was his brother field » o f lb « a rt» and sc ie n c e s, M O T E L 12 n u ll» , o n e y e a r o ld . ....... I CArltou, Or«uR BLA D ES S pecial In tro d u c ­ W e teach you th e b u » lu n » from A ISM INI »»‘I 'E N I »E N T In m«d$ rn c o u n ­ tory o ffe r , e x tr a h ig h q u a lity s u r g i ­ to Z. W rite for p r ice s and term ». pare with the girls in Texas. But try h o m e , tl-rooin h u n ititio w , m o d e rn cal s te e l. »In gle or d ou b le edge. $1.76 C. M. L o n g Co., A uburn, W aan. pi I . • B ari olBa I I i » i.• all right. Great.” per carton on $n blad e i. Si nt C.O D , buy, Mtanchton*, cetjierit floor, c h ic k ­ A d d ress R azor B lad e, F O . B ox 8337, L A U N D R Y en houMe, icuruice, llffhtu In a ll b u ild . In the apartment Paul wasn't so San D ie g o 13, C a lifo rn ia . W ond erful o p p o rtu n ity In e x c e lle n t Ingu. E x c e lle n t con d ition , A lfu lfu , sure he was doing the right thing c o m m u n ity on th e c o a st, w ith s u f f l- hurley, hern»’* »»nlv 9'»50tt. mime N EO N S IG N S — RUY YO UR NEON c le n t p o p u lation to »upim rt large taking Peter out on this date, he leroiM Ort«frard, M331U M ark«t, Bpo- SIG N W H O L E SA L E . O R D E R BY buKlne»». N ew fire p r o o f bu ild in g kan«. Wn Oi«n. 1310. M AIL. SA V E 33A. C O M PLETE felt uneasy—remembering Peter's w ith (2 ) tw o a p a r tm e n ts above, L IN E . O U T S ID E SIG N S, W IN D O W I.ate ty p e m ach in ery In clu d in g three MINK HAN<*II i technique. He had executed a *50 m u tation « and SIG N S, O U T L IN E T U R IN G . T R A N S ­ truck». N ow e m p lo y in g tw e n ty peo- durkM. peiiN, «hedN, eq u ip m en t. Kev- I feeler: "How about making it stag F O R M E R S. A C C E SSO R IE S. F L A S H ­ pie R eal p roperty op tion al, w r it e en-room m odern houxe, tw o room ERS, T IM E S W IT C H E S . FU LLY tonight?” ow n er, Carl C ross ,T a ft, O regon. tioUMe, burn, Mhop, ch ick en houwr, GUARANTEED A R C L IN E N EO N B o x 253, F h o n s T a ft 137. otht r building ISO i '"tim at- "Nothing doing.” Peter had said. PR O D U C T S CO., 4013 M. B. 97th, ed 1,000,000 ft, tim ber T en acre« P O R T L A N D 13, O REO O N . "Besides, you've already made the P O R T A R L E la th and »m all d im ,-n il,> n cleared. T rout «(ream th ro u g h yard. m ill, c o m p lete , new con d ition , $1,800 B e a u tifu l locution 91 • ’*on O eorr« date." FOR SA L E — W a ter w ell d r illin g ma or trade for truck W a lter N lem czy h , C unninghant, N iw n iin X-ak«, W ash . chin e. C om p lete s t r in g tool». No. 1 True, the date was made and B la ck D iam on d , W ash . con d ition In fo rm a tio n , W rite B ox 40 A t’HES fin « anil, M ublrrlguted, ft Ann did want to meet Peter. Would 683, Om ak, W ash . FO R HALE by ow ner W ill k n o w n roonie, m odern excap t h eat; yea r- she be less susceptible to Peter's O P E R A T E your ow n buxines» Mall n u to cou rt on D e sc h u te s river, u round c» «rk. Mprlng*'. wood, 3 1 cow *, fis h in g and b u n tin g p arad ise, sh a d y m ach in ery, irurden, buy; m all, ■chooi , soft impeachment? O rder M anual A M aster Budge píen lo grou n d s, 12 c a b in s, g n s s t a ­ hu«; gooil huntlriK, fln h ln g. 9 500 00. »how you how . F or d etail», w rit tion , r u ffe « »h,.p. iiv, q u a rte rs P n Thank goodness this was the last O. ». W alk«r, R ou t« 1, N ew p o rt, M ill Order S e r v ic e , B o x 3933 F ort fo r exp. p arty. T h is court I» priced W ash. lan d 8, O regon, dance. Paul feared the worst. He r ig h t. B. J , S c h illin g , M aupin, Or. tried to put the fear from his mind. F O R SAL1. UG7 W e ll D r i l l, 2 S tr in g s ' V ’111 . ■ t Hnbrr, i, o il i n - 11Y O W N E R — T o p s In q u a lit y nnd Io cry. E x c ellen t out bu ild in g*, o r ­ o f to o ls, bailer», w r en ch es, etc. s They were coming back to the table c a t io n N e w L y n n M otel, hl. 99-W , chard, m odern 4-hedroom hnua«. It In o p era tio n N. K la u s, R t, now, both of them laughing, hand- M cM in n ville, Or. Hchool hiiu, m all, d «lco plunt. 924 - B o x 314, A lb a n y , O regon. Thank goodness this was the last dance. Paul feared the worst. 5oo R t. 1, B ox 331. R oseb u rg, Or«. in-hand. Paul tried to tell himself FO R HALE t u t o i .mi i. 12 ren tal ZO R B L A D E S B L U E ST E E I He tried to put the fear from his mind. he was being foolish and torturing RA dou «-room hom e, a ll m odern and fu r- 4« ACltEH B E ST ROIL M odern 4- ble e d g e $1.00, s in g le $1 2 n lsh ed . On 101 h lw a y and 400 ft I” dr (»«.in hom e f >i> i i i < ' ■ • fir«« V a lu e $2.00 P o st paid. Hall P oin t perfumed fragrance of the jacket hood, he, the younger of twins, he the depths of his heart with pain r iv e r fron t. B o x 317, F lo r en ce , Ore. place, fr u it, b e r r le a a n d u lf a lf u . P en », 20-yr. g u a r a n te e , $2.50. now that never really should be there M iiet Me|| due to 111 h ealth . 930,000 $1.00. E le c tr ic S h a v er and cane H pierced his troubled mind. Baffled had even told her about Peter. He K B B . O REG ON w ill buy W rite J. D« B oer, R o u te 68, $».95 v a lu e $5.95, H. 65 $16.00 1 d u p lex, D A The obsession stayed with him as 8 c o l l a g e s , 4 g a ra g es, 6 and driven, he came to a decision. wasn’t afraid of Peter then, with S, B ox 463, O lym p ia. W ash . v a lu e, $9.$5. E x p a n sio n W atch Rand lo ts 60 by 100 a d jo in in g U. H. h ig h , He resolved, after tonight, to ape two thousand miles between them. they reached the street and there m en's or w om en'», $5.00 v a lu e $2.00. w a y No. 30. Could be op erated a s FARM M A C H IN E R Y 4 EQUIP." S A L E S , 5006 D E W E Y ST. and copy his twin brother’ s every They’d probably be married before took on more agitation. Peter said: i C E R N Y ST. M otel. B e a u tifu l la w n s. P erm anent L O U IS 18, MO. m o n th ly Incom e $350 m*. P rice $24.- "Well, I'll leave you two alone now. j meve and loquacious banter. He’d Peter would meet her. 000.00 w ith 4 dow n. R nianrn m o n th ­ 1946 M ODEL "H" Case, m ou n ted 6' C ase pi.wi r lif t m ow er. ox<-. m n d do it and see how fa r that would ly p a y m e n ts. H a ze l N . C roeth w alt, HAIR CUTS Wkaa Toe Owe a G u ie » Paul was afraid of Peter now. The night is still young for me. See R obt. J o st, R t. 3, B ox 188, S h e r ­ you later in the apartment. Paul. B ak er, Ore. get him —for a change. WAHL SUttu« ¡»‘ ¡ r z x j w ood, O regon. Breezy, garrulous Peter. Back Good night, Ann." C A F E Id eally located I ,>us I Paul’ s eyes searched the dance home, Paul had always been re- H A IR CLIPPER l'«U' H lw a y 99E. la it e s l m odern e q u ip ­ JOHN D E E R E m odel D on rubber; "Good night, Peter,” Ann said. floor for Peter and Ann. They had ■ ferred to as the quiet one, when t » u » i » l | Trae 1er Home U m J o h n D eere 4-row c u ltiv a to r , b v . m en t, b e a u tifu lly decorated , new, d rau llc. D arw in D reier, R t. 1, B o a SAVI MONITI M MTTM MOOMfOI clea n th ru u g h o u t. Ixit» r e fr ig e r a tio n . danced together for the fourth con- the twins were the subject of con­ “ Call me before you go away.” 187, O oble, O regon. N in e dou ble booth» (le a th e r » , 24 IS THIS IT? Paul wondered. Is secutive time. Thank goodness this i versation. sto o l h o r se sh o e cou n ter. T ile floor, FRYIR JKWELRY CO. MINNEAPOLIS Molino Mo.l <;z : j V enetian blin d s N eon s. B rick bldg. was to be the last dance, they had ’ The trouble with himself, Paul * this the beginning to another brok­ ft. oom blne w ith pkp a tl. and p o w ­ no leak M e a . 1er MeAw t l t i s . n 10-yr, le a se $75 ren t. Good retail. en heart? They watched Peter vanish agreed to leave upon its completion, thought, was that he had always er lo a d e r c o n t r o l F in « r u n n in g c o n ­ bu»lne»». P rice $15,000 T erm s A. H. d ition . R. F . L ep ech at. R t. 1, F o r e e t A b sh sr, O w ner, H a rr isb u rg , Ore. given up too easily to Peter, from down the dim lit street. He turned D O G S . C A T S. P E T S. ETC. O rove, O regon. childhood up. Peter always did get at the next corner and waved. In M O D ER N M O TEL upper W illa m e tte the next instant he was gone and YO U CAM buy fr ie n d sh ip ! R e g ister e d l>E l A V A L M i l K i lt V a lley , 140 m l. S ou th P ortlan d , on thz best toys, the best bike, the C o llie pu pp ies. F a ith fu l g u a r d ia n s U. 8. H lw a y 99. 1¿ m l. north c ity M agnetic, utulnlea« «(eel. ,’| com p lete units best clothes, the best of everything. with him a still, hushed silence w ork ers. C om b in in g b ea u ty -b ra in s. 1 extr,$ dump pall. P , h. j> m otor and lim it». 13 U n its, s t r ic t ly m odern) came over the empty street. The T e rm s. T em n ra n C olli«», B o th ell, “ "'I etc. It all yoes fo r W ell fu r n ish ed . M agic r a n g es. F ir e- Ann was something Paul wanted laughter, the gayety. the radiance W a sh . «, " 1 1 " ,o* • ' vk sto n e A lrtex (sp o n g e rubber» m a t­ J22- »104. P o r tla n d . O re g o n . more than anything else in his life. left Ann’s face. tr e s s e s , m odern beat, p r iv a te s h o w ­ W A N T E D TO B U Y ers, g a r a g es. P riced rig h t $48,000. She represented the best of every­ SPECIAL Paul prepared him self bravely $30,000 w ill hnndle. G ro sse s $12,000 thing to him. Determination filled for what was to come. W A N T E D fo r c a s h — T ra cto r w ith an a n n u a lly . I lln e s s fo rces sale. Rooks g le dozer. D 7 or e q u iv a len t. G ive open to q u a lifie d buyer. A ll year HORMONES—M ale, fern tie new a v a ila b le, by NANCY PEPPER his lean, square-jawed face. He Ann was talking: “ Peter is fun.” f u ll p a r ticu la r s. P. O. B o x 20, Ga b u sin e ss. W rite F a lm e r J o h n so n , t ree I H fn tu r e . w rite tod.,» I lu s .o n F r«4- WAS the quiet one, up until to­ z e lle , C alif. ow n er, G rove Conrt M otel, C ottage e e ls , .(It H arding Mt., Long ltr.n h ft, C sllf. Fun? Was that how lasting love O rova, Ors. night. Long live the new Paul! FOOLISH NOTIONS was defined? Had fun taken the HELP W ANTED It would not be easy. Paul re­ place of love built on solid, deep- GOOD G O IN O B U S. In W illa m e tte With everything you have to wor­ BETTER H EALTH ! v a lle y tow n . L arge bldg., liv in g D E A L E R 3 w a n ted to tak« a g en cy for ry about, including what you’re go­ minded himself. Peter had years of rooted admiration? The love, the qtr»., r e sta u r a n t, c o n fe ctio n e ry , pool, g a r d e n tr a cto r » mul im p lem en ts. • Hem orrhoids experience along these lines. He ing to do this Saturday night—how card s, Ice crea m — c o m p lete stock , G ood m argin . A N D Y 'S O ARA G E, deepest affection that normally • Rocfol and Colon fix tu r e s . L o ts o f r e fr ig e r a tio n , h e a t­ V an co u v er, W ash ., R t. 6. B ox 1305. zys, do you ever have regarded life about him with hard­ leads to marriage? Peter was not in g eyd tein , la rg e fan s. Good k itc h ­ F h . 2803. Allmonls time to dream up ened indifference, and when Paul ready ___ for that. _______ ________ en. M any fe a tu r e s not m entioned. Someone was bound • O a ilric Ulcer $13.can In clud es bldg. $8,000 dow n these a m a z in g sought to . r e a son with him, Peter's i to be hurt, cruelly; he’d not allow W A N T E D D E N T IS T fo r th e tow n of Trusted without Hocpltsl A. J. S c h o e n le ln , Scio, Ore. T el 4OF5. S u lta n , W.-i. T ow n lia s b een w ith o u t face would turn quite blank, his 1 it to happen to Ann. He turned to ideas? Operation d e n t is t fo r 7 y e a rs. A p p roxim ate Write or call lor FREE d r a w in g a r ea Is 2000. V acan t o ffic e 20 M ILES south of S ea ttle. 200 feet from TOOTH SAVER eyes evasive. He never argued. ' her, words of protest rushing to his darcrlptlva Booklet U. S. No. 09. O ',-acre tract on lake iro n i­ In new b u ild in g and a lso b o u sin g —Remember that never changed. He d find love, cul- I lips—then suddenly heard her say: f a c ilit ie s . L o ts o f f is h in g anil b u n t­ ng«. 4 ca b in s, trees. 8'4 000. E dow n Masi/uv Ibraugb FruUf: 10 A. M. 1» ) P. M. W. H Itll.L in g c lo s e by Id eal q u iet p la c e fo r a article in a nation­ tivate it to crop, taste of it, and but of the twins, I like you Rt. 8, Box 237, O lym pia, Wn»h. F.vniKti: M tiubt). Frubtf 71» 9 good d e n t is t o n ly 3 s m ile s from al magazine about leave it. best, Paul.” S e a ttle . S ee or w r ite S u lta n A p p li­ Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC A U T O S , T R U C K S & A C C E S .~ Now, with the thought of losing an ce, S u lta n , W a sh in g to n . the bad effects of Paul glowed. Ann somehow un­ F h y tld a n and tv rg a a n *■ opening your bob- Ann racing through his nervous derstood—understood that life with W A N T E D — E x p erien ced a u to m o b ile 6—60 -MA 19(1 sin g le drive F ed eral log N. E. Corner E. Pumald« and Grand Avenue by pins with your teeth? Well, one of system, Paul vowed his scruples Peter, for any girl, would end so— c o m b in a tio n m an or body and fe n d ­ tru ck s, 4 with dual uxlc F ru eh au f tra ilers. Telephone EAat 3918, Portland 14, Oregoa er m an. U n ion sh op . $1.80 per hour, I—*,U .MA 1911 6-w hecl F ed era l log truck our Hi-Style scouts reports that she were to undergo a change, a wave of the hand. His heart beat­ f u l l tim e w ork. W rite Jim B ig e lo w , with dc.il a x le, F rueh iul trailer. is now opening her bobby pins on a E arlier in the evening Peter was ing wildly, there on the walk, Paul c / o B ig e lo w C h ev ro let Co., A b er­ 1—2'» MA 1915 F ed era l log truck with P ie rce dual a x le trailer. d een , W a sh in g to n . w ire which she nailed tautly from in Paul’s apartment talking on the took Ann into his arms, held her 1— SULLIVAN COM PRESSO R, 105 C F.M DENTAL PLATES Ford V-8 en gin e m ounted on rubber M E C H A N IC S W A N T E D I one side of a wooden box to the phone. "P e te r!” Paul said. “ What close and vowed—to be himself for 1—3«xln P O R TA BL E CRUSH ER with AMD ALL B ttA M C M S t OP M ec h a n ic s w ith proven " C aterp illar” .¡0x8 shaker screen and discharge con­ other. She keeps her bobby pins in are you doing in New York the rest of his life. tr a c to r e x p e rien ce : 5-day week; veyor with or without power. D E N T IS T R Y on the box and opens them on the wire so m e o v e r tim e ; m u st be q u a lified . All first c la s s condition. CREDIT TERM S E x c e lle n t w o r k in g con d ition ». Top EN G L E A WORTH LI M BER CO. as she lifts them out. She says it ’ s M cM innville, O rr,o n . foka $. 10. H M snrh. la Say sc a le . W rite or se e G len M arohant, i ’hnne 5IK much easier to get a new piece of S e r v ic e M gr. I n te r s ta te T ractor and E q u ip m e n t Co., 2855 N. W. wire than it is to get a new set of i D r . H arry S ím l ir , Ü e s d iit FOR HALE— -New superior all-steel 35- F r o n t, P o r tla n d , Ore. A T 2333, JXISS. * • •-» 7~~r S\ T T school bus m ounted on D odge ch a s­ hag- teeth. She has something there! atISWY BIDC.- 3»oA MORRISON • FMT1AMD ORI E x t . 41. is. Im m ediate d eliv ery ! HARKER MO- TOR CO., 196(1 Auburn A ve., B aker, Ore. ALL OVER THE MAP—Because WANTED—Ten men or women for state of Oregon. liberal hospitalization plan and so many of you collect pen pals just 5 DUAL-DRIVE International log trucks A t i | In». E xcellen t commissions and re­ with P age tra ilers. Rte. I, Box I6S. Ror (& uice 'as you collect photos of Robert newals. Lends furnished. Write W ashington. P hon e IIF23. . < OM BINEO INSURANCE COMPANY Mitchum and telephone calls—you'll 898 Ziegler Bldg., Spokane, Washington, HE field i, worn from yielding the good be interested in an entirely new graia system of keeping your correspond­ B E A C H R E SO R T R E N T A L S Fallow it lies, its furrows dark and iltlL ence in order. Pin up a large map of C A N N O N R E A C H — M odern ocean fron t c o tta g e s , (,’abinn and A p t. P h . 708-J2. the United States and stick pins in Beneath the blinding sun and bitter rain 513 S. W. Pine St. Portland 4. Oregon W arT*n H o tsl, T o lo v a n a P ark , Or». each city where you have a pen pal. It patiently awaits its mailer's wilL V A C A T IO N A T M OST U N IQ U E Red topped pins means that your It draws new power as the year goes by O C EA N R E S O R T INTERLOCKING PLASTIC TILE pen pal owes you a letter; black S le ep o v e r th e ocean . S w im and fish . From winds that sweep across its furrowed way; means vice-versa. I t ’ s a good re­ C r y sta l F l« r V illa s , San D ie g o , Cal. For Showers, Bath an d Kitchen W alls minder and it looks so official! It pulls the sunlight from the bending sky, Baby Face And holds it there to use again some day. L IV E L Y DECORATIONS—Do you Beautiful Colors— Simple to Install Salesgirl: “ Isn’t it a sweet doll? want a really different table center- Look« and Wears Like Ceramic TMe at About i the Coat And you can lay it down and it piece for your next party? Well, fill closes its eyes and goes to sleep N ow I, like any barren field, muit lie a bowl with a quart of water, drop W rite for D esc rip tiv e F old er— FR EE just like a real haby.” Fallow awhile. God make me wise to wait in one teaspoon full of citric acid Mrs. Jones: “ Have you ever had a P ro m p t A tten tio n to M ail O rders As old fields do through Storms, nor question why and one teaspoon fu ll of baking soda. baby?” Now—drop in 18 moth balls and, Strength comes so slowly, peace so very late. within a few moments, the balls w ill No Rest for the Wicked Let me draw power from this time, and then, start jum ping up and down and w ill Prisoner: “ The judge sent me here Strengthened anew, rise up to serve again.* continue to perform for about an for the rest o f m y life.” hour. When they show signs of t ir ­ Guard: “ Why are you complain­ in g ? ” ing, just revive them with another Prisoner: “ Swingin’ this sledg*. dose of the acid. Let us know how hammer isn’t my idea of a rest!” it works. ANKLE TURNS—A trick for your Better Than Handcuffs Marked Time flood Judgm ent old ballet slippers is to sew ribbon loops at the backs to hold any rib ­ A dignified looking man, carrying A local citizen burst into the office bons or bracelets you m ight wear The lady says you tried to speak a pair of women’s shoes, got on a ot a railroad official and demanded: as anklets. For evening, try rhine­ to her at the station,” said the bus. He had evidently collected "I want you to give orders that Judge. stone or gold ribbons. We’ve already them from a repair shop and was the engineer of the express that warned you that the ankle strap shoe It was a mistake,” said the sales­ taking them home to his wife, but passes through Elm Grove at 11-30 is the smartest thing on two feet for man. " I was looking for my friend’s had f o r g o t t e n to have them be forbidden to blow the whistle summer, haven’t we? sister, whom I had never seen be­ wrapped. on Sunday mornings.” fore, but who’s been described to BEAUTY AND THE BIB— You A man seated opposite him ap­ The official retorted: "Why, that’s me as a pretty blond, with classic wind the chains ’round and 'round peared interested. Finally he leaned unreasonable—it ’s impossible. What features, fine complexion, perfect your necks to fall in a bib effect over, tapped the dignified one on makes you ask me to do it?” figure, beautifully dressed, and . . over your sweater and blouses. It the knee, and said with a knowing "Well, our preacher preaches until At which point the witness an­ you’re wearing a dickey, just wear wink: he hears the train whistle blow—and nounced: “1 don’t care to prosecute the Peter Pan collar over the chain. "That’s right. Don’t let her gad that confounded express was 35 min. »he gentleman. 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