S outhern Oregon News Review, Thursday, Ju ly 15, 194K
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B A N D B O X BETTY
Rv M AR Y
KEM P E C H E A T H A M
misplaced commas. Mr ttum pnreyt
was happy, John seemed happy and
Betty was almost happy O nly—that
was all that ever happened. Never
once had John attempted to kiss
her or even hold her hand. He was,
she concluded finally, a confirmed
bachelor.
“ Just as I,” she thought, poking
savagely at the typew riter keys, "am
a confirmed old maid."
It was a Saturday, almost noon
q uittin g time. John had not called,
and the future suddenly became a
whole series of weary calendar
pages, neatly torn off day by day
and deposited in the wastebasket.
As she walked from the building,
there was John's convertible parked
at the entrance.
"Get in," he called, “ we're going
on a picnic!"
It was amSsIng how his red hair
could brighten up the day! Betty
was happily in the ear before she
even noticed his female compan­
ion. “ Oh!" she gasped. For there,
huddled between John and a bulg­
ing picnic basket, was a startling
apparition — a little g irl with
freckles, wide blue eyes and the
same red hair!
“ Relax," smiled John. "Muggsy is
Just my niece. Every year, about this
time, I take her on a picnic.”
“ Oh,” said Betty again, uncertain­
ly. Muggsy gave her a broad grin,
RABBITS & SKINS
CLASSIFIED
W A N T LIM E B A B B I T S 4 Iba. mt. ra b a
hit sk in « , hide*, w ool, m ulinlr. c a « -
e iru, liv e p o u ltr y . R u b y A C o m p a n y ,
»35 S. W. F ro n t, P o r tla n d , O regon»
D E P A R T M E N T
FARM S A N D RANCHES
FOR SALE
C A T T L E ran ch , 47on n e n e c u t, ton ta
loon ton* hay a c c o r d in g to lu ta tlo u .
M odern i n ..... .bedroom dw elling o n
iilg liw o v .105: th r e e ten u n t lionnen,
th ree barn*, o ilie r build lug*, tw o»
m il« lake, In tim b e re d a r e a , fla b lm ,
h u n tin g , I . "H i poNMihiiii i , ,
P r ic e
, l lo.ei e W r its th e N o lle A g e n c y ,
la c ., L a k e v ie w , Ore.
H ir B l U B I A T O H UQ U1FM BH T
Bui«» A Marvlc«, llo m a look ers, UotlM
co o le rs, reach In tinaea. Mem «’««»»a
E v e ry th in g in r efr lg i . atlnn P orilan fl
W sfrig sra tlo n Oo., 1818 N *>■ K' 1*’
lu g sw o r th , P ortlan d , O regon. rn .
T R . 8644.
_
p EAT shimmered from the down-
"W ould you." she asked, "have
had coverage for THAT?"
town pavements. T orrid light
fell in M rs through the Venetian
NEW STAMP DESIGN
The card read, “John J. Thomas,
blinds in Mr. Humphreys’ private
Insurance."
“ President Signs B ill for Stamp
M IS C E L L A N E O U S
office, carrying w ith it a coppery
I1Y O W N E R 32 acre* Irrigated A ll
Honoring Poultry Industry."—News
The young man chuckled, too. “ I
in crop*, a lt a lf o . grap««. p o ta to e s ,
odor, like that of a penny clutched
It« » l.b D H V K LG I’KI • O v ern ig h t H«-rv-
Item.
came here," he remarked, “ to talk
m elon* olid pnnturr H ood lion *» a m i
lee
S
lll-
G
lo
e
s
P
rin
ts.
1
5x7
too long in a perspiring palm. It
Postmaster General—Well we have
barn, el. < t r lc lly , p r e ssu r e w a t e r ,
lu rgen ien t All Him'* 2t>e. R e-iirlnt*.
to Mr. Humphreys about accident
m all rou te, cream rou te, te le p h o n e .
was a hot day all right, and the city
encli 3e. “ B" S tu d io s, B o a 113«. B il­
to get out another stamp.
insurance."
C
rops Included w itli pluoe »12.500.
lin g s , M ont.
lay panting under the noonday sun.
Designer—What do we honor this
Som e term *. A lso h a v e n*w Fortt
"Sure, sure.” murmured Mr. Hum­
tra
eto r m ol m a c h in e ry , aon ia g""d
N l'T I t lA — T lm t I h lr r .s lln g fu r .b e a r ­
•
“ Leave the door open, Miss Bar­
time, the discovery of gold, the In­
cow a mol hoim elm ld fu r n itu r e t h a t
phreys, s till shaken. "Come right
in g a n im a l from A rg en tin a . S tr ictly
clay,” called Mr. Humphreys, as
ventor of the w alkie-talkie or the
m ay 1" bou ght w ith pi t e e R o b er t
■t vegnlurInn. B reed ers for sa le w .
in. Have one of the boys put that
D o y le . P h on e 381, I r r ig o n , Ore.
BI. Ir ish , n i f f s . W ash .
discoverer of lipstick?
Betty returned from lunch. "Let the
thing on a bracket for you." he
P.
G.—The
hen.
air circulate." “ Whew,” he added,
PO R S A L S
N E W R U B B E R BO ATS 1 m an » 1 3 .4 0 ,
said to Betty, indicating the fan.
8 m an »35 no. A ll ftv o m all w ith s ' i acre R an ch lit c it y B uilt« F a ir 4-
Designer—Hen Wallace?
mopping his brow, “ we've got to
room bou se, la r g e barn, o u t b u ild .
When they emerged from Mr.
o a r lo c k s, pum p, o a r s A cu rry in g
P. G — No; the other egg layer.
get some air conditioning in this
Inga nil fen ced In. tlruaa, a p p le* ,
c a se . Send ch eck w i t h o r d e r B B A
Humphreys’ sanctum, John Thomas
pear*
c h e rr ie s, w a ln u t* .
H everul
D is tr ib u tin g Co., 433 S . B. H aw ­
Designer—What has It done now?
hotbox."
had a pleased expression on his
kind*
herrle*. g..nd g «rd. ii land, n ic e
th o r n s, P o rtla n d , Ors.
P.
G.—I
guess
It's
a
matter
of
rec
flo w er* A lo v e ly lo>me for »«S50 N o
Betty smiled, removing her white
face and, no doubt, a policy in the
flood« w r it e B o x 388, O len d a le, O re,
F O R HALE H aw m lll 1« f t . ««'■ saw .
ognitlon of past performances. The
gloves and her crisp white hat. Mr.
bag.
3
head
bli'ckH.
43"
o
p
en
in
g
.
4x34
hen has been around a long time
Humphreys said the same thing
e d g e r 3-14" anw*. c u t t o f f *nw, ltiH to AC RE FARM . .l.i un der c u lt iv a t io n .
" I t was really her fa u lt you
and always done its best.
S eed in g A gard en In fin e s o il w ith
h m *« G.M.«'. d I e a e I m otor, Mull
every summer. She laid her gloves
know," he remarked to Mr. Hum­
nniall creek Barn, «• ton e o f hay.
c h a in sa w . TIM cut, block Itnea etc
__ • _
and white purse neatly away in the
t!.\lt! a r m y truck S h in n L u m b er Co.,
S m all T rai tor, e le c tr ic pum p; 5 room
phreys. loitering at the door. “ She
m odern holla*' fu rn is h e d R t. 2, B ox
S ta r K t., B o x 80, A m b oy, W ash.
Designer—Do you want her on a
bottom desk drawer and sat down
looked so cool, I didn't even see that
81, C h eh a lis, W ash . P h . B v s a s . a f t e r
postage stamp settln’, layin' or
at the typewriter. W ith her blonde
B E Y BY M AIL A N O SA V E . Illu a lr a t-
chair.”
8. B40J9.
cd m e rc h a n d ise e a tu lo g E ltE E ' War-
roostin'?
hair sleek and smooth and her pale
"Miss Barclay always looks cool
o l d B . B d l u n d , 877 K sn a ln g to n , Dos
F
A R M M A C H IN E R Y & E Q U IP .
I*. G.—That's fo r discussion.
green dress miraculously u n w rin ­
A n g e le s 86, C a lifo rn ia .
in summer," said Mr. Humphreys
How
about
her
w
ith
a
brood
of
kled, she looked as cool and fresh
C
O
M BIN E h a r v e ster , 14'« fL no 34
proudly, “and neat a ll the year
ll.V Z tlll 1ILADKS — K peclul In trod uc­
t'a ter p llla r com b in e, le v e lin g , o v e r ­
chirks?
as an iced limeade.
to r y o ffe r , e x tr a h igh q u u llty s u r g i­
’round."
h au led and reiidv to go
r’
c a l s te e l, k I iik I x or d ou b le e d g e (I 75
Designer—Is there room on a
M cCoriuaek, rt. 4, boa U9, M illsboro»
"How do you do it. Miss Barclay!"
per carton on K«i blitde*. Sent t ’.t r O ,
thrrc-cent
stamp?
Ore.
A d d ress Raxor B lad e, p O. B o x 8387,
marveled Mr. Humphreys, entering
S a n D lsg o 12, C a lifo rn ia .
P. G.—There Is on the kind we
B U SIN ES S & IN V E S T . O PPO R .
the cubicle of an outer office where
are turning out these days.
IN S U R E Y O UR P IR U U A S S A R D !
the sat as secretary and receptionist.
_ • _
F ir s t Aid F ir« E x tin g u is h e r . E f f e c t iv e LOUKKK P L A N T . 300 u n its, com p ,
“ You can't be as cool as you look!
for p r o c essin g , cu rin g , sm o k in g .
on a n y kind o f fire. S n fe and N G N -
Mod. <lrm i ry. m ark et In c o n n e c ­
Designer—If we are going to hon­
i'O lSO N O l'H . W ill not d a m a g e (be
Anyhow, let’s put this fan out here
tion.
D oing p r o fita b le b o n in e ss III
flu
e
n
t
su
r
fa
c
e
.
G
u
aran
teed
F
O
R
­
or
a
hen.
how
about
w
orking
in
an
somewhere to stir up a little breeze.”
fit'it g r o w in g « «im m unity O w ner lia s
E V E R . lie rilled E ltE E o f churge
o
th
e
r
buslne*« w h ich dentanda e n ­
egg?
F O R E V E R Send »2 7 5 , phi* I5 c for
He looked around vaguely, pulled
tire a tten tio n . T erm * a rran ged . R t.
p o s ta g e
R V I S i L L S A L B S COM­
P.
G.—Hard-boiled
or
soft?
1, B om 373-A, B ea u m o n t, C allfo rttia .
out a chair a few feet from Betty's
P A N Y . 1S8U O lym p ic N a tio n a l B u ild ­
Designer—Possibly a festoon of
in g , S e a ttle 4, W a sh in g to n .
desk, set the fan on it, plugged in
ST O R E K EItV R ’ E sta tio n , alx enton«,
omelettes for a border.
fin«» ru tv horn«'. H ig h w a y 9$, <Hb-
the cord and returned to his own
bon avllle, Idaho, 3.1 m i l . « north o f
P. G —We mustn't emphasize the
large desk through the open door
Kalmoit
E x c e lle n t b u n tin g and f i s h ­
food angle, especially at present
in g B e a u tifu l sc e n e ry . M any p o « * l.
marked Private.
levels of chickens and eggs. I think
b u ttle* fur n ig h t c lu b or dude hunt-
In Today—O ut Tomorrow
Betty gazed doubtfully at the fan
m
122.011(1 O w ner, D ew ey B u s t ,
we should lim it the design to the
O lb b on svtlle, Id aho.
w h irrin g away on the chair before
F
lash
!!
D
eckle
E
d
g
e
chicken alone.
her. She anchored the flu tte ring pa­
__ • __
C A N N O N BI'AEII M odern <"'■ an fr o n t
Jum bo P rints
l o tta y i
t'ahlna and Apt. P h. 7 08-J3,
pers on her desk w ith paperweights,
Designer—Now the question of
W arren H o tel, T otovan a P ark , Ore,
A ny fl or k e x p o su r e ro ll develop* <1
and, w ith a little frow n of annoy­
itnd
on»
d
eck
lo
ed
ge
J
u
m
b
o
print
what kind of chicken arises. What
ja v a fli n e g a tiv e .
MODERN 12 U N IT MOTKI« I'1'1»
ance, smoothed back the tendrils of
would you say to southern fried?
Jy 7 room hom e A g r o ce ry s to r e
Only O C?C Per Roll
hair w’hich were beginning to blow
w ith sp u riou s liv in g q u a rte r s. 2'5*
P. G —With waffles?
fr o n ta g e on fou r lane su p e r h ig h ­
loose from the bun at the nape of
Designer—I'm asking about a
w ay. A nnual g ro a s Im-ome »St.onti
13 Expoitlire R oll, 50o
her neck. She caught Mr. Hum­
E a s y term *, w ill scc«-iit *eiu* trad e.
stamp, not taking a dinner order.
14 E x p o su r e R oll, 65a
It rite . r
" ow n er. L. P. B s t e r le y ,
phreys looking at her and smiled.
R e p r in ts O n ly 4o B a ch
P. G.—My mistake. Cancel the
8230 H ig h w a y 99, E v e r e tt, W aeh.
P rin t» a re e n la rg e d a p p r o x im a te ly
A fte r all. Mr. Humphreys was the
southern fried. We don't want to
th r e e tim e*. J u m b o print* b rin g
boss. If he wanted to go around
G ROCERY A M A R K E T
ou t th e b r llllu n ce an d d e ta il th a t
have another war between the
ON B B A U n r U L W H 1D U B Y IS L A N D
arc lo s t In a s m a lle r p rin t. E a st
putting electric fans on chairs, :t
i .
res ona force tha tacrlfloa a f
North and South all over a three-
S e r v ic e , fin a lity w ork'
was no business of hers. Anyway,
till* p r o fita b le g ro cery and m ark et.
M all Y ou r F ilm and M oney Order
cent stamp.
Good
m
odern e q u lp n ien t p lu t s to r e
Mr. Humphreys was nice. Nice, and
T oday1
b u ild in g, 2 acre* o f land and o w n e r 's
S p ee-D a e P h o to S e r v ic e — P. O.
quite, quite happily married.
h
om
e
In
fa s t g r o w in g d is tr ic t. T h e
Muggsy gave her a broad grin, the more effective for three miss­
B o x 394, P o rtla n d 7, O regon.
Designer — Hmm. Did congress
o verh ead is low and th e o p p o r tu n ity
ing teeth. “ You’re pretty,” she said. “ I like you.”
They were a ll quite happily mar­
1* ther« w a itin g . lll.Otn» d ow n , b a l­
specify any particular breed of hen?
an ce e a sy term * Kee W. N . G R O W -
ried, thought Betty w ith a sigh, as
L IV E S T O C K
P. G.—I hear the Republicans were
“Like she's just stepped out of a
E R a t M n tln y B a y , M all a d d r e e sl
the
more
effective
fo
r
three
missing
she began on her transcription. A ll
fo r the white Leghorns, but the F O R KALE from o u ts ta n d in g herd s:
R t. 1, L a n g le y , W a sh in g to n .
bandbox," John continued.
teeth.
“You're
pretty,”
she
said.
"
I
the really nice members of the of­
2 r e g is te r e d G u e rn se y
bull;«. IS M OTEL— it u n its, m odern, n ic e ly f u r -
lik e y o u ” She climbed into Betty's Democrats favored the buff Cochin.
Betty flushed. She had had the
fice force in the other departments,
m on th » and 1 m on th ; 4 r e g iste r e d
n lsh ed , n a tio n a lly n d v ertl* ed . Id ea l
In committee conference they fin ally
lap
and
settled
herself
w
ith
a
com­
expression
applied
to
her
before.
h
e
ife
r
s.
B
a
r
i
C
ruse,
W
ild
R o se
lo ca tio n o w n e r , 483 BanU sh H ig h ­
all the nicest salesmen. That busi­
compromised on a hen combining
D a ir y , D eer P a rk , W a sh in g to n .
w ay, B e llin g h a m , W n.
Since
her
firs
t
days
w
ith
the
com­
fortable
sigh.
"You've
got
a
pretty
ness of romance in an office was
the best features of each, w ith a
pany.
she
knew
she
had
been
fa­
dress,”
she
added,
stroking
it
with
F
O
R
K
ALE:
H
ig
h
c
la
s
s
reg.
A
m
erican
just something you read about in
FO R HALE— lle a u ty sh o p , 14 y e a r s
bred sa d d le horse«, tw o 2 y e a r old
a hand which was just a trifle grimy. touch of Plymouth Rock to please
m ilia rly referred to by the other
th is location , re«aon for a e llln g 111
magazines.
s tu ils, se v e r a l f lllle a sir ed b y K en­
New
England.
h ealth . W rit.- to P a e te l B e a a ty S h o p ,
B etty looked down at her w rinkled
employees as “ Bandbox Betty,” but
tu
c
k
y
I
ll-P
o
in
t,
L
eg.
No.
l'JUOO,
a
lt
■
•
__
S te v e n so n , W a sh . B o s 27.
"Is Mr. Humphreys in?”
fln o p r o sp ec ts, c h e s tn u t color, beau,
skirt, but under the child's weight
it was disconcerting to be discussed
m arked: tilnn reg. m are« H o g g B r o s. A M U S E M E N T ItO UTH , J u k e s . A m u s e ,
Designer—Very
well.
I'll
get
She looked up as a tall, broad-
in this fashion.
i t could not be straightened. John,
S ta b le s , O regon C ity , Ore. P h . Ore,
m en t M achine*. O ne m an o p e r a tio n
busy and submit some designs.
shouldered, red-haired young man
C ity 4871.
busy w ith getting the convertible
“ The least she can do,” he teased,
O ver »1.000 m on th Incom«- »7,00d
P. G.—How w ill 1 know when
strolled toward her desk and thrust
w i l l handle. O w ner. L e e B tocP, M erit
out of the Saturday traffic, appeared
“ is give me a dinner date.”
A E G . G U E R N S E Y b u lls. D a u is w ith
T w a in H o te l, S a c r a m en to , C a lif.
you have accomplished something?
a business card into her hand. Be­
rec o rd s to 654 lb. fa t. G ood typ «.
not to notice. He looked different
“That's fa ir enough,” echoed Mr.
Designer—I'll cluck.
P o p u la r breed in g. R e a so n a b ly priced. F IR S T CI-ASK N I G H T C L U B a n d
fore she knew what was happening,
in wash trousers and sports shirt.
Humphreys, “ i f it's all rig h t w ith
G eorge S to lt, rt. 8, R id g e fie ld , W ash .
R e sta u r a n t, G ood G o in g R u sln e a s In
he had pulled up his trouser legs
Miss Barclay.”
Muggsy, too, wore a washable p rin t
th e h ea rt o f bu slne«« s e c tio n o n
F< n t R A L E —200 h ead g o a ts, 140 m ilk -
slightly, to preserve their meticulous
M ain Kt. E«iulpped lik e n ew . A - l
dress. Betty ru e fu lly considered her
“ W ell,” conceded Betty, “ but I
Bur 1000 a c r e s a v a ila b le fo r ren t
An
Editor's
Diary
I t a t lr g w ith O n gon L ly U O lt COM M.
crease, and had begun to assume a
office apparel but made no comment
warn you, I have a ll the insurance
w ith good p a stu re, w ater, b u ild in g
G ro ss o v er »100,000 per y ea r. U ua-
Rufe Coggins, Buckport, Me., hotel
w ith a ll e le c tr lo m ilk in g m ach in e
sitting position over the w hirrin g
In esa c o st o v er »40,000. I lln e s s In
I need.”
As they drove, the wind whipped
arid cooler, J e ro m e N o v o - ik l, s t e v -
f a m ily fo r o ln g s a le . W ill S ac f o r
man, while cleaning up the garret,
fan.
Dinner w ith John Thomas was
• n s o n , W n.
at Betty's hair. She had no net and
(25,000. T erm * to r ig h t p a r ty If
ran across some observations of a
d
esired . 8011 M ein Bt., B e k e r, O re.
distinctly pleasant. I t was cool in
“ Don't sit down!” Betty shrieked,
a ll she could do was keep pinning
R E A L E S T A T E — M IS C .
M IN E R S F A S T G R O W IN G T O W N .
newspaper editor back in 1877:
simultaneously w ith Mr. Humphreys’
the Orchid room and the table ap­
the strands back in place. When
Been asked to have a d rin k . . .
B E A U T IF U L C O U N T R Y H O M E —In ­ S E R V IC E S T A T I O N en d g a r a g e ,
shout
pointments were perfect The floor
they reached the picnic spot,
11,392
s u la te d 3-bedroorn m odern. U tility ,
eq uip ped fo r body w ork, p a in tin g ,
show
was
good,
the
food
even
better.
Muggsy
jumped
up
and
down
in
de­
g r ee n h o u se , sh ru b s, flo w e r s, fr u its,
en eral rep airin g. L iv in g q u arter*.
The young man catapulted away
Accepted . . . 11,392
l.-rrie*.
Kiirtlen,
c
h
ick
en
s,
cow
,
3
deal location , C o a st h lw u y . B o x 123,
From
cocktail
to
parfait,
the
courses
lig h t "C ’n I wade, Uncle John, c'n
from the chair as though a bomb
Requested
to
retract
statement
R eaver, O regon.
acre«. MaW fu r n itu r e , o p t i o n a l .
were faultless. John himself met
I wade?” she called, casting off
H ead y to m ove In. On h ig h w a y . M all,
suddenly had sprung from the fan
. . . 416
ph one, b u se s. Bv ow n er, H. E. J a c . R O L L E R K K ATINO E Q U IP M E N T —
every requirement as an escort
shoes and socks and stepping into
blades. Backed against Betty's
Ignored
request
.
.
.
416
v e ry com p lete. E v e r y th in g n e c e s s a r y
o
b so n , R o u te 3, B o x 33, M onroe, W n.
Betty began to be glad Mr. Hum­
the creek. “ I ’m going to look for
to o p era te 7,000 sq . f t . flo o r. F in e
desk, he stared, then grinned. Mr.
Invited to parties by people ex­
O
C
EA
N
and
la
k
e
v
ie
w
,
4-rm
,
hou
se,
phreys
had
put
the
fan
on
a
chair.
con
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crawdads,” she declared, peering
Humphreys, flown to the rescue,
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“
Not
a
hair
out
of
place,”
John
stealthily
under
rocks
in
the
shallow
w ir ed fo r r a n g e and w a te r h eater.
was mopping his brow again, but
Took the hint . . . 33
A U TO S . T R U C K S & A C C E S .’
commented.
»5500 cnith or trad e. W rite P .O . box
stream, now and then letting her
not from heat.
Threatened w ith horsewhipping
825, O cean lak e, O regon.
“ They d rill i t into you," countered
dress ta il dribble in the water.
. . . 48,000
“ That," he said, shakily, “ was a
USBD B U SE S
DOGS. C A TS . PETS. E T C ? ”
Betty, "at secretarial school. White
Betty was gazing into a pocket
Been whipped . . . 0
C H EV and FO IID sc h o o l b u se s, e x c e l­
narrow escape.” He disconnected the
collars, tid y fingernails, a ll that.”
le
n
t
tire»,
fo rw a rd f a c in g s e a t s ,
m irror, tryin g to smooth her hair.
Whipped the other feller . . . 4
R B O IS T B B S D OOOXBRB
fan and stood, bewilderedly, holding
good con d ition . P r ic e s »750 to »1500,
“ I ’L L BET,” John said, suddenly,
P
A
T
T
O
N
’S
JXABBITRY
"Come
help
me,”
John
called,
piling
Gave to charity . . . »5
Sa» o a lo t U838 H . H. B en d y B lv d .,
It
R o u t e 8, C oos B a y , O regon
eyes tw inkling , “ YOU WOULDN'T
P o rtla n d , O regon.
tw igs in a little rock fireplace. "You
Gave for a te rrier dog . . . $25
Her composure regained now that
EVEN GET MUSSED AT A PIC­
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unpack the lunch, w hile I build a
Cash on hand after years in
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catastrophe had been averted, Betty
N IC !"
fire
to
make
the
coffee
and
b
ro
il
the
newspaper
business
.
.
.
$1.
became once more all cool efficiency.
She had a number of dates w ith
steaks.”
• • •
She glanced at the card.
She
John, their tempo always smooth
/ /
The fire smoked, ashes fe ll into
chuckled. She could not help i t
Henry Wallace and Glen Taylor
and pleasant. Her work suffered no
the coffee, the charred stick forks w ill be nominated in Philadelphia
made smudges. Betty did her best and make their acceptance spec?hcs
Plastic Linoleum Stands All These Troubles
to stay neat, but Muggsy was every­ in the ball park there. From the
Read Carefully . . . Send in Your Order
where at once, d ribbling steak-juice, "b u ll” pen?
mustard and catsup. A stinging sen­
Your Floor Cleaning Troublae A re Elim inated I f You In stall This
sation crept behind B etty’s eyelids
N ew Plastic Linoleum on K ilchen Floors and Drainboard
The office Tory says that Hank
Ho v.-axing or other ttxpensive laborious w ork lo keep If looking
as she recalled John's admiring and Glen w ill accept in a baseball
bright and clean . . . No greases. Juices or other m aterials can
words, " I'L L BET YOU WOULDN’T field In order that they may get
Hick io fhis modern beautifying product . . . A dam p cloth w ill
EVEN GET MUSSED AT A PIC­ the feel of being left on bases.
clean it . . . P H O N E BR. 6300
NIC.” She pulled ineffectually at
• • •
her w rinkled frock, dabbed w ith a
“ Havana.—Two were kille d and
handkerchief at stains, wiped the
four
wounded as two high school
dust from her shoes. It was unfair
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P O R T L A N D 4, O R E G O N
groups shot it out in front of the
of John to put her to such a test.
Havana Institute today. The shoot­
The picnic dragged mercilessly on ing began when one group of teen­
to an amusement park where age students emerged simultaneous­
GOOD NEWS FOR SUFFERERS OF
Muggsy wanted to ride a roller ly.” —News Item.
coaster. Betty shuddered. She hated
_ • _
ro lle r coasters, she hated flying
So they get "Inner Sanctum" down
turns, but she found herself h urtlin g there, too, eh?
NEURITIS — SCIATICA — ARTHRITIS
through space w ith John and
• • •
M uj ^ ,y in any number of crazy
Joseph J. Koenig, a 41-year-old
couP°n
onCB io * F R EE details. T he m n i ?
fashions. When they emerged, her manufacturer, has completed a col­
1HL.14 iale Dr> Leaper did a marvelous service for
bun was quite gone, the blonde hair lege course w ith high honors and
RheumsHc stricken hum anity when he scientifically compound-
hanging loosely about her shoulders. w ill return for a diploma from the
• d the amasing herbs and roots remedy the Indians so e ffe c
Her shoes were fu ll of shavings from graduate school. He says he en­
liv e ly used. A large num ber who were bed-ridden fin d re lie f
the amusement park grounds, she tered college as a diversion. But
fro m distressing aches and torturing pains through the uso of
this natural medicine w hich attacks the basic cause. No m atter
had a run in her hose and her face it is Just possible that as a business­
how long-standing a case, no m atter how severe If v o .,-,. «
was smudged and devoid of makeup. man suffering the harassment! of
rheum atic sufferer, or know of anyone who h’ by o il m a n “
John stared at her and laughed today all problems put up to him
« r k o b ,:
omorrow s bridge ■■ i look > b n j
aloud. “ What,” he asked, "has be­ by college professors seemed In­
Is a rickety thing to view.
come of Bandbox Betty?”
finitesimal.
In p e n are crumWed. ks rails are down,
s e e
Someone, she thought, should slap
In lioor would let me through.
his face, but before she could put
We can’t understand the labor
NAME
the impulse into effect, he had seized
The chasm u spans is dark and deep,
troubles at the Oak Ridge atomic
And the warert foam and firet,
her hands and pulled her close. To
STREET.
plant. That would seem to me to
CITY.
have crossed that bridge a thousand times
her amazement, he kissed her fierce­
be one place where money would
Though I never have reached u jet.
ly, before a ll the people in the
seem the last thing to worry over.
amusement park, w ith Muggsy gig­
It has crashed beneath me to let me through.
Salomon Andree
gling at them both. Everything
Although it is miles sway,
City of Many Names
As ta rly as 1897, Salomon And-
Sometimes
we
get
the
feeling
that
But ftrange, the bridges that I have crossed
The
ancient city of Rochester.
seemed to fade away as she kissed
Have ail been safe today.
if anybody anywhere these daye tee, a Swedish engineer, took off
England, figured many times in the
back.
with
two
comrades
from
Danes
is­
works of Charles Dickens, who re­
“ That,” he breathed, “ is more like would cease firin g It would be a land In the desolate group east of
Perhaps 1 shall find when I reach that one
big
help.
ferred
to it by name In “ Pickwick
It.”
That lies in the ddtanr blue,
northern Greenland In an attempt
Papers," "David Copperfleld" and
Some hand may have mended « rickety floor
“ I couldn’t have stood it,” he said,
to cross the polsr region by air. His
The list of Reds cracked down
And its pen may be ftrong and new.
The Seven Poor Travellers." In
"to have you respond with nothing
balloon voyage was ill-fated, but
on tinder the Mundt bill will be
Great Expectation!." he called the
. ... »
.'AV.'A?/.',
but a neat little peck.”
it presaged today’s continuing In­
known as the Hook of the Mnndt.
»
ci
Town." and in his
ternational Interest In Spitsbergen
Sketches by Box" he referred to it
as a trans-polar serial depot
"Film Developing"
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