Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, May 20. 1948
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JU N IO R FR O C K H A S
N IC E D E T A IL
jk jE W SP A I’ E K publisher* and edi-
tor* of America and Canada had
a session in New York and we think
the annual convention rate* greater
attention from the public than It
gets.
DON T I GET AN APTITUDE TEST OR
S 0 M E T H IN 6 -/V \A T B C |7V\ N O T
K IN D E R G A R T E N M A T E R IA L !”
YOUR E X P LA N A TIO N ABOUT LAST NIG HT
• S N O T ACCEPTABLE, A L V IN — BUT
Y O U R G IF T I S ! ”
Few conventions anywhere in the
land bring together a group more
deeply dedicated to a job of para
mount Importance—the operation of
a free press. To the pound, if you
ask us, the publishers and editors
of this country assay more horse
sense, devotion to duty and deter
mination to serve their country than
any group assembling under one
tent.
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Conventions to boost everything
from bubble gum to portable sky
scrapers are old stuff. But the
newspapermen bring something of
vastly greater Importance, the dis
tribution of a world’s news, the
perpetuation of the greatest free
press on earth.
11-18
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With nice detail at the yoke and
hipline.
Sleeves are cool and
comfortable, the skirt features the
popular ballerina look. Try a crisp
white sharkskin—lovely against a
glowing tan.
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Pattern No. 8299 Is for sizes 11,
12, 13, 14, 18 and 18. Size 12, cap
sleeve, 4 yards of 39-inch.
D a te
In them we see the guys who hold
mirror to life on every continent
and in every village; the men who
assure that for a few pennies a me
dium of education, information and
entertainment is at our doors every
day in the year. In them New York
greets the men who tell us that
John Peter's boy is going to marry
the Higgins girls, that the married
men defeated the single men at the
Elks picnic and that tomorrow’s
weather will be fair and warmer.
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In and around the corridors of
New York hotels are the miracle
men who see that a military step
in Berlin, a revolt in South Amer
ica, an episode in China and an
incident at Main and Broad streets
reaches us in detail. Now the
metropolis gets a close-up of the
fellows who make it so easy for |
every family in the country to ,
know what to do about warped
shingles, how to fight Ja p beetles,
where the circus will play, who
won the prize fight, when the
Eagles barbecue is going to be
held this year, and what’s doing in
the line of births, deaths, christen
ings, weddings, wars, peace ses
sions and nightclub disorders.
B yA rthu r Pointer
M A R R E D IT W ITH A FLAG
R E G ’L A R F E L L E R S
SUNNYSIDE
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By Gene Byrne»
by Clark S. Haas
We take publishers pretty much
for granted. W’e like to throw
dead cats at them now and then;
it’s habit to squawk about your fail
ing.
What would a newspaper
mean to a guy who didn't feel that
he could pick it to pieces? But we
know what our newspapers mean
to us and to free government. We
know a free press was never more
important than today.
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And we doff our chapeau, offer
them a spare aspirin tablet, sympa
thize with them in their task of get
ting out a modern newspaper that
will please everybody and hope
they'll enjoy their stay. What is
more. we. lor once, won't call your
attention to typographical errors, the
mistake on yesterday’s weather or
the wrong initial in some bride
groom's name. More power to you,’
publishers and editors of the U .S.A .
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Pullman rates are being upped
again. We understand that the ex
ecutives claim they were losing so
much money they couldn't sleep.
V IR G IL
By Len Kleis
Mel and Kate Thortleberry have
had their new de luxe super equipped
kitchen put in and are now eating
out In the woodshed just to fee)
more at home.
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Zeke Whoosiss was arrested yes
terday for reckless driving, drunk
enness and violation of the rules of
the road while on the way to make
an address at a Safety First con
vention. Zeke ain't had snch an
embarrassing experience since he
hit the schoolbus going home from
a Traffic Control conference.
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Matt Tootle and family were in
consultation with the architect yes
terday. They finally decided to cut
all but four rooms and a porch out
of plans for their new five room bun
galow and buy the over-priced sec
ond hand touring car that they’ ve
been looking at.
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Eph Winters can’t make up his
mind whether to go home an hour
late for dinner or submit himself
as a target on the atomic energy
testing grounds.
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Statesmen, industrial wizards, en
gineering tycoons, super salesmen
meet here every day. Such con
ventions are comparatively a dime a
dozen. But the newspaper is close
to the heart of every man, woman
and child. It is as routine as the
milkman, as necessary as the
prompt flashing on of the street
lights.
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