General Assembly Gets Under Way How to Write Letters For Every Occasion VtTTER U. N. Dele gates Convene At Town Hall of the World By BAUKHAGE J .•* »s Newt A n eh tl *nd Comnunljlor. nA?HJiTG7 0N ,“ At th.e °PeninS of the current session of the Lnited Nations general assembly I made the usual rounds greeting friends from far corners of the earth whom these meetings bring together. Two converged upon me and one of them began to discourse on the fact that we three were be­ coming conference veterans. . rl"'H E R E seems to be an opinion ! * around that m ajor league base- j ball’s playing standards reached a new low in the season Just closed ! Tills Is a point hard i to prove, ond I doubt that it Is 1 true. In the ebb and How of the last 40 "Thank You" Notes years, we’ve looked at a long parade of EJOLIDAYS ahead m ean gifts stars We also have *■ 1 and gifts m ean thunk - you peered at a still notes, w ritten prom ptly nnd sin­ longer purade of cerely. For a personal touch, men« pretty sour ball ! tion the article received and how I clubs, and that goes I you will use it. for hitting, pitching J. (iordon a n d fie ld in g . " J Sam ple thank-you note, along with b u ll- He started to say . le t’s see how many is it, there was the first Quebec, then the second Quebec. . . . " But the other man interrupted him irV'LVi?0 PmL*° FR° M ™ E A,R ’ ” ,f’ •» m»n> research- and remarked gently: "Oh. no. it goes further back than that. This is , * . *'»C' ? ‘eS “ re resP°nsible for carrying polio, the practice of ruy forty-fourth Remember there was a League of Nations, too?" spraying fly-breeding areas from helicopters may become an Important The younger man stopped. O f? *-------------------------- ------- -_______ “ Prevcn“ n« ’ Pread of the disease. Here, helicopter spray. DDT powder on dumps In Buffalo, N. Y. course, his gray haired colleague N o one can d o u b t ih m th » r,„,» letters, love loiters and many ulhers There is no word which properly one c u n a o u o i m a t m e Tour ne■, are i„ c|U(le 1946 n,,d «»47-can you recall that , his ,n lin„ . . ,1 edtei?nSCli body being replaced b y 'a me, if such were sec- honors at the recent conference in Baukhage to be discovered. s u n ; on<1 p° i r Rio, that he had served one term I tried to ask her a little about her before and that it would be best not rnittee to develop a food conserva- HAMILTON. ONT. . . . Mrs. ner. Yogi Berra Bobbv Thompson work, my first question being to run. He said he didn’t want the tion program in the nation. Charles Marshall Lounsbury. no art author- Jackie Robinson. Spider Jorgenson ' "Isn’t it interesting?" job. So our delegates pledged for Luckman of Cambridge. Mass., pres- | ‘hv. bought an oil painting at an "Interesting? Oh, for a while,’ Spec Shea. Earl Torgerson. Bruce ' Evatt of Australia, who was exceed­ she answered, “ but one would like ingly anxious to be elected. But the ident of Lever Brothers, was named auction for "a song,” later discov­ Edwards and many other first or i president ered it was "Palm Sunday Morn­ second-year men? to get around a little more. I have Latin-Americans would have none of Regarding Europe. Mr. Truman ing" by 19th century master Cali- been here since spring. I ’d like to it. They demanded Aranha run. The sano, valued at $20,000. get back to the Orient and—other contest narrowed to him and Evatt. said the food and fuel situation there AI nays lieen That If ay is too critical to allow time for de­ IN PITTSBURGH . . . City Coun- places.” This put Russia on the spot. Latin- tailed study. Thus, apparently _______ ____ _ _ _ ......... . _ _ Creomulslon relieves promptly be­ in an | cilman E. J. Leonard, longtime ad- ; There have been bad major cause lt goes right to the seat of the America wants to liberalize the emergency frame of mind, the Presi- 1 vocate of sidewalk repair, cited the lcaRue bal1 clubs this season, nnd I mentioned that we had had trouble to help loosen and expel veto, Evatt would tear it to pieces. dent called together congressional danger of increased spills as a re- i rnnny rather sour big league ball simultaneous translation at Berm laden phlegm, and aid nature And the veto is the Russian pet. But leaders to discuss possible steps sult of a combination of the new players Rut this has happened since Nuernberg. "Oh, I was there,” to soothe and heal raw, tender. In­ the United States was for Evatt so that could be taken immediately to lon8 skirts, high heels and broken : Unc,e Abner Doublcday had his she said, "and always cold. One flamed bronchial m ucous m em ­ branes. Tell your druggist to sell you Russia voted for Aranha and he aid the starving continent. could never get warm, any­ pavements, frightened the city coun- < dream. a bottle of Creomulslon with the un­ won. where.” 1 agreed. "And,” she I f possible, he said, he would not | cd *n*° passing a ruling that all j The Phillies, in last place, are a derstanding you must llko the way lt added, “ 1 went there direct ¿2.1 a special session of congress | walks be repaired immediately quickly allays the cough or you are , far better bunch than the tail-end The Russian delegation went to have your money back. from India.” if stop-gap aid for Europe could Phillies of years we still remember into a huddle on the floor. The be pushed through without resort­ ELEANOR: And I could give you the names of I tried to get some observation Russian stooges had to be told ing to that step many other clubs in the past that from her on the idea behind these just how to vote. And who should for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis An Old Note Americans could start preparing were strictly moth-eaten, of many conferences and their effort to bring be the man who ran around, "D ear Sumner — This Eisler for a heavy barrage of food con­ other ball players who were not even about world understanding and taking orders—or shall we say case seems a hard nut to crack. servation propaganda good minor leaguers. world peace. “ Do you think that suggestion»—from the Russian W l« t do you suggest? Sincerely, they are worthwhile?” I asked. delegation to the various groups, To listen, and to read, you might E. R.” TOUGH AGENDA: Albania, Poland and the others (We’re always asking that, hope­ think at times there were no good That, Sumner Welles, form er un­ fully if a little wistfully.) under the Russian thumb? ball players left. What about Harry No Dodging dersecretary of state, told the house "Oh, yes,” she replied quickly, Walker, Williams. Joe DIMagglo, It was Sarge M. Koudtiavtsev, a United Nations general assembly I committee on un-American activl- "they are much better than none at member of the staff of advisors to Pee W’ee Reese. Ed Htanky, Pete all, much. But I feel that the men the Russian delegation. That name proved at least one thing in the first t' es> was a note he received from Reiser, M he, Willard M a rs h a ll- week of its current session—it isn't Mrs Eleanor Roosevelt in 1939 when here do not really wish to make didn’t mean much to me but I was most of the Cardinals—Cooper. Gor- going to dodge any issues. | the tben first lady was interested in sacrifices to ’have peace. The men reminded by Paul Ward of the B al­ After riotous prelim inary sessions obtaining an open hearing on the A..a’i / n « i» l ¿ . J r a J . in their own governments do not timore Sun, who always has a sharp Augie Galan, Boh Elliott. George in which they heard the U. S. and passport application of one Hanns wish them to make enough conces­ eye out for such matters, that this Kell, Grady Hatton, Johnny Hain, Russia flay each other verbally and Eisler, Austrian refugee from Hit- sions to rob the officials in the d if­ active gentleman was the man Warren Spahn and many more who U. N. Secretary General Trygve Lie ler ferent governments of their own named as the "a rchitect" of the would have been good In any past call for an end to feuding, the dele- The note, an almost forgotten me- baseball season? power. And so the beautiful words Russian spy system, in the report on gates voted doggedly to take on the mento of the prewar era was hailed they use are only rationalization. the plot to obtain official secrets entire list of tough, almost insoluble | resoundingly in newspapers across 11 *’ pIeasant for those «rowing They express idealistic thoughts, but from the Canadian government. Innd because Hanns Eisler was I older to look back on the glories of problems standing as a barrier to I the land when it comes to acting to imple­ AC “5-Star Quality" Oil Fitter the past when they, too, were young. world accord. ment them, they do not wish to go But they overlook one m ajor point Element* give you double filtra­ Among the items admitted to the that far. They already have satis­ Two women are exceedingly popu­ agenda were the partition of Pales —that practically every athletic tion-first, through virgin cotton fied that feeling they know they lar at the assembly meetings and achievement that can be timed tine, peace in the Balkans, independ fibers—second, through the acid« should have, to do the right thing. their popularity seems to grow. One or measured has known a long run ence of Korea and M arshall’s pro proof glass cloth Collector Tub« Then they do not have to do it. Just is Mrs. Pandit Nehru, wife of the of broken records. posal to reorganize U. N. machinery T ra p , w h ic h as all of us rationalize our own mis­ Indian leader, and one is Mrs. Elea­ to hold a tighter rein on the turbu can't rot and conduct." nor Roosevelt. They are both active lent peace. Modern Athlete Het ter That gave me a pause. thus allow pol­ Soviet delegate Andrei Vishinsky’s Practically every past athletic lution of the oil. It also gave me some hope for resolution calling on member na record has been smashed year An exclusive this session for I believe that the tions to take crim inal action against after year. You can't measure foot­ AC feature. powers of the assembly w ill be warmongering propagandists was ball, baseball, golf or tennis by the strengthened so that they can whole-heartedly admitted to debate, clock or the tape. But in all games Mrs. Roosevelt Hanns Eisler enforce what the people want. probably because it w ill provide a !hat can be timed and taped, there BUrW KERE YOU SEE THIS SIGN The fine words and idealistic chance to m ull over the concept of accused of being a Communist. He has been a big improvement. Oth­ plans w ill have more force if freedom of the press. is the brother of Gerhart Eisler. No. er games must depend upon opin­ the permanent committee of the 1 agent of the Krem lin in the U. S. ions. which are about as stable as ABSOLVED: assembly on peace and security, Eisler and his wife finally were will-o’ -the-wisps. ° «.-I re al..,, u »«Mt A which Secretary of State Mar­ Issued visas in Mexico City to cover Hirohito Those talking and w riting of base­ their entrance into this country. He shall proposed, is created. It Even while five high-ranking Jap­ has taken out naturalization papers ball’s past glory have forgotten , w ill be in session all the time. promptly MRS. PANDIT NEHRU teams that couldn't draw 300 into anese army and navy officers were and is a song-writer in Hollywood. Its voice, unmuffled by the over­ the gate—teams that couldn’t draw being hanged by the neck Jn pay- use of the stultifying veto, w ill In 1926, Eisler told the committee, 300,000 in 154 games. and intelligent. Mrs. Pandit (last be heard continuously; not names come first in India, as in ment for their crimes of cannibal­ he had applied for membership in Baseball In 1947 has been far from merely when the assembly itself many other countries) has been ism, torture and m urder of U. S. fhe German Communist party, but prisoners, Emperor Hirohito was be­ flawless or Hpotless, hut It has is in session. had dropped out. A department ol named ambassador to Russia by her er q l ing publicly absolved of any respon­ labor report made in 1938 said of been one of the most Interesting new government. • • • sib ility for the Pacific war by the him : “ The evidence establishes pre­ campaigns yet offered. One answer I couldn’t help thinking, consider­ chief U. S. war crimes prosecutor. W ords Contain ponderantly that Hanns Eisler is a Is an attendance total for all parks ing the recent emancipation of wom­ Joseph B. Kennan told the inter­ Communist.” that w ill reach or pass 20 m illion, G reat Significance en in India that Mrs. Pandit was where in many past years a nine MEN —W OM EN Words s till are making trouble, as more like Mrs. Roosevelt, than Mrs. national war crimes tribunal that Mrs. Roosevelt’s attitude toward they always have. It isn’t what we Roosevelt herself, when you con­ "The prosecution believes the people the affair was lackadaisical. The m illion total was rated an excep­ say so much as what people think sider the unconventionality of both in the dock are really responsible note to Welles on behalf of Eisler tional turnout. B e tw e e n N o w a n d X m a s we mean. For instance, there was a judged by the standards of their for this war. I f there had been any­ was strictly routine, she said, add­ Baseball always has had one E van in y o u r ap ara lim a I one else, they would be in the dock long discussion of the word "im ­ respective older generations. ing that she neither knew Eisler nor weakness. This was the average T h ia T e r r it o r y N o w O p e n too.” remembered the note. pinge,” on the second day of the as­ condition of its players. Few ball W rite P. O. Box BOOB SAN rWANCISCO. CALIF. sembly meeting. This was just the players keep in the condition need­ English meaning, discussed among ed to play 35 exhibition and 154 pen­ English-speaking reporters. Secre­ nant games—a total close to 190 ta ry Marshall had said this new per­ games a year. Poor condition ac­ manent committee of the assembly counts for so many bad legs, arm would not "im pinge” on the security trouble, back trouble and other council. The great argument about ills and ailments that afflict so many of the hired men. the committee has been that It was ________ Ca» Tf u n l n m a of rtf trade f» _ _ indica­ __ i t __ « . . intended to by-pass the security If volume is _ any JUST A and private enterprises are not.) P A S H I N I I A t e l R ] 7? the number of farm cooperatives, council itself, and thus duck the tion, America’s farm cooperatives Keeping in Shape Leading in dollar volume of trade 1,352 of them reporting member­ veto. are establishing themselves ever were some 2,256 grain cooperatives OW S P R E A D O N R O O S T S One famous athletic trainer told more firm ly as a significant force which handled 1.45 billion dollars ships totalling 506,000 farmers. I l l i ­ me recently that he could take a If the English-speaking report­ nois was second in membership in the realm of agriculture. ers weren’t quite sure how far worth of business during the year with 485,000, while Wisconsin was tail-end team and get It into condi­ In the 1945-46 marketing year, tion that would net a pennant. you go, or don’t go, when you covered by the report. Dairy m ar­ farm cooperatives, with more than keting associations previously were second in the number of associa­ He probably meant- " I f I could “ im pinge," i t ’s no wonder there tions with 1,002, most of them dairy five m illion individual farmers par­ the leading organizations in the co­ get it into condition.” Which he was confusion when it was groups. ticipating, did a record six billion op field. probably couldn’t. translated Into half a dozen In dollar volume, the huge Cali­ dollar business, according to an other languages. The record business of all types ‘A ball player should live on his estimate by the farm credit admi­ represents a 400-miIlion-dollar in­ fornia cooperatives led the field with 652 m illion dollars, while M in­ legs just about all the year round.” I t was the translation of one word nistration of the department of agri­ crease above the cooperative vol­ nesota was second with 477 m illion This statement was given me by S S a f e S a which nearly caused a revolution in culture. ume in the 1944-45 marketing year, Ty Cobb and Joe Medwlck. Cobb Korea and made the work of the (The FCA report came at a time FCA reported. It was emphasized, dollars. Grains, dry beans and rice m ar­ went In for hunting. Mcdwick for American commission there infi­ when a house small business sub­ te r,thl.'pC ¿ pS 2iPt°m'- however, that "p a rt of this Increase keting cooperatives accounted for golf, I don’t believe either ever got nitely more difficult. It also has af­ committee was investigating any is undoubtedly due to the rise in pound nhe7pslftbulWPlnupha^ % ^ on,2; 2,256 associations, 536,000 members out of shape. You know Cobb’s rec­ fected the whole course of action by possible advantages the co-ops might prices of products farmers sell and and 1.49 billions ln dollar volume ord. And look at Medwick’s amaz- Ä d ' M the assembly on Korea. It was the have over other business because of supplies that farmers buy.” Ing work this season, long after he to take first place for the year word “ trusteeship.” „ »tomaehlo tonic W orth tryfng| tl of the fact that they are tax-exempt Minnesota again led all states in among commodity groupings. was supposed to be through. NEW'S REVIEW' Conserve Food: Truman; U.N. Adopts Agenda HEADLINERS Relief At Last For Your Cough CREOMULSION oiOHNEDuiinr chestcolds : MUST F EARN $ 2 0 0 .0 0 SIX BILLION A YEAR Farm Co-ops Do Huge Trade j Black Leaf 40 r~H0T~~ FLASHES? mm c. hfkhirs gtvfja