Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, September 25, 1*M7
History Lives in Washington Statues
Telling Fortunes at
Parties Lots of Fun
Americans Dote on Nation’s
Monuments to Its Heroes
4
'’INHERE is a certain change due
* in the setup of bnsebull's two
major loops.
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No sane person who knows sport
can deny that Los Angeles and San
By BAVKHAGE
Francisco arc fur better sporting
Card Fortunes Thrill
S e u i A nalyit ¿nJ C oK rotn lilor,
centers than most of the major
league cities, now occupying the
LA/HETHER you’ro planning •
WASHINGTON.—Jf you haven’t anything else to do, just
"Standing of the Clubs.”
’ ’ churity bazaar or a purty of
take a seat beside me on'this bench for a moment. I think this
Los Angeles in many ways is well
is one of the nicest “little parks” in the world. It doesn’t take
beyond New York and Chicago. On your own, you can alwuya count
its name from the gentleman on the horse right over there in
a general uveraget on u fortune-telling booth to keep
it outdraws both at the crowd entertained.
the center, behind the iron pickets. I don’t know why. Of
Itedcrk yourself In a colorful turban
racing and football, and
course, he is only a replica. The original is in a square in the
dangling earrings: get out a deck of
cards,
dice, dominoes, u crystal hall or
to
nume
two
lead­
city he defended from the British—in the “vieux carre” of
FLORIDA OYSTER FLEET . . . Fishermen are busying themselves
the lea leaves—and you rs set for soins
ing s p o r t s I've fun
New Orleans.
again along Florida gulf ports bringing In the first of the 1947-IH
I
• • •
seen 93,000 at a
He was GENERAL Jackson then. We think of him as President
oyster haul. Here "oysterers” secure their craft after a long day's
O
ur
Weekly
Newspaper
Servlcs booklet
Rose
Bowl
game
in
hunting In Apalachicola bay.
Jackson now. And we make fun of the horse he's sitting on. that prancing
No. 03 explains foi lune-tolllng by six fas­
nearby
Pasadena cinating
steed with his feet planted so firmly in the air (“like a liberal congress­
methods. Send 23 cents (coin) for
and un the same ••Let Me T ell Vour Fortuna” to Weekly
man.” as one of the old conservatives used to say). It took many pounds
Mervlre, 241 West 17th St . New
afternoon, over 65,- Newspaper
of lead in Andy’s horse's tail to keep the two of them In balance, they
York I I , N. Y. P rin t name, address, book­
000 were at the let title and No. 03.
tell me.
_.
Santa Anltu race
But don’t think the horse's hind
track. Given uny
Gagged Nagging Women
feet are not firmly planted! The one
sort of competition
every
time
1 passed by the
Granlland
Klee
man who tried to move them
in football, Los An­
statue of Kosciuszko, I could
Women in the Seventeenth cen­
brought down an avalanche on his
geles
cun
turn
out from 80,000 to tury were often tried for nugging.
hear a faint murmur. I had no
head, and gave a President of the
100,000.
San
Francisco
isn’t
far
doubt it was Kosciuszko telling
If they were convicted, they were
United States a real headache.
away, Both Los Angeles und Sun led
what
he
would
do
today
If
he
through the streets wearing
It happened this way: There is a
Francisco ure also sport-keen and
REPEAT:
could just get down from his
iron
muzzles over their heads with
statue of George Washington tucked
pedestal.
booming him for vice-presidential sport-conscious to u high degree. mouthpieces that formed a gag.
off on a circle in
They nre fur beyond at least 10 Big
Less Corn
nomination.
A number of people wrote in *
a
neighborhood
League centers. For that matter,
The
1947
corn
crop,
estimates
of
IN
MILWAUKEE
.
.
.
Mrs.
Lucy
which has net about that. They always do when I J which have been shrinking like a
Baltimore is also a much better big-
ther the distin­ mention the statues. People are in- [ $10 suit ever since August, was re­ Nostrand stepped from a bus at a league spot than many teums now
busy
intersection,
was
knocked
to
HCW IT
guished past nor terested in statues even though they duced by another 33 million bushels
listed.
the glorious pres­ have gone out of style as monu­ in the department of agriculture's Ute pavement by a hit-and-run cow,
When
you
look
over
attendance
a refugee from a meat company
ent of Lafayette ments. You know, the Du Pont fam­ September report.
records at Browns park In SI. Louis,
shipment.
Square. Back in ily took the bust of old Admiral
ranging
from 400 to 1,100, you get
Total estimate cuts since August
the regime of Samuel F. Du Pont out of the fa­
the answer.
URGENT:
1
were
256
million
bushels,
and
the
President
Har mous circle named after him, and
The shift has to come at an early
ding, that statue replaced it with the present beauti­ expected outturn this year now has Stopgap Aid
date, a fact which a number of
been
placed
at
2,403,913,000
bushels.
was taken down ful memorial fountain. Some Wash­
George Marshall, U. S. secretary sleepy or half-awake big league
There was more potential bad
for a little re­ ingtonians were deeply offended
To E o m Distress of Colds
magnates will have to swallow, no
pair. A newspa­ and the national parks service was news, said the department: In case of state, was trying his best to pile matter how little they like the medi­
During the Night
up pressure for a special session of
perman, hard up kept busy for several days answer­
cine.
congress this autumn to finance im­
for a feature, sat ing phone calls and letters from in­
There has been a big change in
MEAT SUPPLY
mediate interim aid to keep Europe
dignant
citizens.
down
and
wrote
major league baseball which cun
Baukhage
Meat production can be main­
on
its
feet
until
Marshall's
20-
In fact about the only complaints
himself quite a
tained at a high level in the next
billion-dollar, long-range rehabilita­ have some interesting develop­
piece. His name was John Russell tlie national parks service has been
ments. A few years ago only the
year,
despite
the
curtailed
corn
tion plan begins functioning.
Young, and he is now commissioner receiving of late years have been
PENETRATES
winner in a big city could pass the
STIMULATES
crop, animal feeding authorities
Stymied by Republican leaders | one million attendance mark in one
into upper bron­
ch.M and beck sur­
(mayor) of the District of Colum concerned with the upkeep of the 77
declare.
Extensive
and
efficient
chial
tubes
with
faces
like a warm­
who were either downright opposed
bia. In his piece, he suggested that statues entrusted to its care. Some
special soothing
ing. c o m fo r tin g
in-or*
.
i year- You hud to have a winner, or
use of vegetable oil meal and
medicinal vapors.
poultice.
Î
Î
,eOit
“
b“»
L
’lub-
when Washington was prettied up Washingtonians call up to rebuke
other products will enable farm­
and returned to public view, he the service for the greenish tinge
Î kmo hî . . . t ? m Mariha 1
* 7 »"* ">°»cy. T<*V. cellar cham-
ers
to produce pork freely at
s soon os you rub VapoRub
should be placed in the center of creeping over some of them, like
tcmotine V in ° hl * PC?P, *’ “ ' pions or cellar challengers can pass
less
cost
than
if
corn
were
used
on th ro a t, chest and
tempting
to
rally
public
opinion
be-
thc
one
nullloll
round
Owners
no
Kosciuszko's.
It
is
bronze
and
Lafayette park. Andy Jackson,
exclusively in feeding.
back at bedtime It starts to
h in d h im .
,
.
, , ,, , ,
Young thought, could be relegated weather turns it green, which most
longer need good ball clubs to have
work instantly to case mis­
Intolerable cold and hunger are big years. This easily can lead to a
to Washington’s former relatively sculptors feel adds to its beauty, so
eries of colds. It Invites sleep
obscure position in Washington the service doesn’t worry too much. an early frost should blanket the the immediate threats facing Eu- big letdown in the way of any finan­
and works for hours during
corn belt, another reduction would rope, he said. The crisis calls for cial incentive.
the night to relievo distress.
Circle. Local officials agreed.
There wasn't much money for
Often
Dv morning most mis­
“urgent
consideration.”
be
likely.
the national parks during World
Then the deluge. The story
ery of the cold Is gone. Only
Crop reporting board said that “it
War II to pretty up Washing­
What would it cost this time? S e c tio n a l S tre n iz th
was widely printed and it
VapoRub gives this special
1(11 '~l ' E rlg in
now seems likely that at least 75 Marshall said that there was as yet ‘
ton's statuary. About all the
seemed that every Democrat in
penetrating
East,
no
estimate
of
stop-gap
needs,
but
Football
began
in
the
per
cent
of
all
corn
in
the
12
corn
service could manage was a
the United States was person­
stlm ulatln
belt states will have matured by the he didn’t deny reports that William where, for more than 30 year»,
yearly washing of each statue
action.Tryl tl w V a p o R ub
ally affronted. The presidential
average date of the first killing L. Clayton, undersecretary of state, Yale, Harvard. Princeton and Penn­
(it takes several men a whole
secretaries had bales of mail to
frost," but warned that if it were a had cabled from Europe a request sylvania had most of the All-Ameri­
day for the laundering job). But
answer. The climax came when
week early, it would catch about 40 for a special session of congress to cans and the strongest teams.
this year congress gave the
a long-forgotten Andrew Jack-
The first strong outside challenge
per cent of all corn at an immature vote 2.5 billion dollars for aid now.
service $10,000 for trucking
son patriotic and marching
SAMC LOW J>M C F..fò
came
from Hurry-Up-Yost's fast
stage.
If
frost
came
a
week
later,
equipment,
hoses,
masonry
re­
The special session was far from
club, which appeared to be very
and
powerful
Wolverines
around
only
a
15
per
cent
loss
would
be
pairs, plumbing fixtures for the
assured. It it came to a showdown,
much alive and kicking, threat­
registered.
fountains and other monuments.
GOP leaders probably would oppose 1901. But, even then the East was
ened to descend on Washington
Latest estimates also foretold a it openly, and they could, if they well in the lead, when you look back
in a body. The President had to
They have another $10,000 to
sharp
reduction in the record wheat wished, stifle any economic aid to the days of Tom Shevlin, Gordon
issue a public statement saying
spend on structural repairs—to re­
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Brown and big Jim Hogan of Yale,
that Andy was safe.
place missing arms, legs and crop. Output was set at 1,408,602,000 legislation.
____
DeWitt
of
Princeton,
Graydon
of
But I didn’t intend to run on about chunks hacked out by souvenir bushels, as compared with the Au­ GOP VICTORY :
Harvard
and
many
others
who
wore
Andy. The park is not, as I said, hunters, for statues have their gust 1 prediction of 1,435,551,000
the Oraoge and Black or the Red
named after him. It’s named after ghouls, too. But most of the finger bushels.
and
Blue. From 1901 through 1904, Buy U. S. Savings Bonds!
Straw
in
W
ind?
that young man you see over there breaking, it is believed, is done by
Michigan was the national leader.
Jubilant
Republicans
were
mak­
perverted
youth.
On
the
whole,
peo­
on the southeast corner — looking
Twenty years ago, the tide turned
ing much of Franklin H. Lichten-
right across Pennsylvania avenue ple like statues.
westward
as Stanford, Southern
walter's
resounding
victory
over
into the window of the No. 1 guest
. / p K IL L ROACHES
labor-supported Phil H. Storch, California and California came
chamber of the White House. His
along
with
such
able
coaches
as
Democratic
candidate,
in
a
special
WHILE YOU SLEEP
name is Marquis Marie Joseph
IN NEW YORK . . . Margaret election to fill Pennsylvania’s eighth Pop Warner, Howard Jones and
Paul Yves Rich Gilbert du Motier
SURE, EASY, CLEAN WAY
Truman, coloratura soprano, was district seat in congress.
Andy Smith. These were great days
de Lafayette. Yes, we're in Lafa- <
unanimously approved by the board
Naaty ronches spoil
spoil
on
the
Pacific
slope,
where
such
The issue, naturally, was the Taft-
yette park.
food and fodder. K ill
of governors for membership in the
STEARNS
teams
as
Ohio
State,
Pittsburgh,
’em w ith Stenrna’ Elec­
Over there on the northeast cor­
American Guild of Musical Artists Hartley labor law, and the outcome Army and others were badly man­
tric l'oste. Wnrkn like
ELECTRIC
ner is another Frenchman, Field
(AFL) as a junior vocalist in good was a two-to-one acceptance by the handled by western speed and
magic. ¡Sure death to
RATà ROACH rata
voters of the law and what it sig­
Marshal Jean Baptiste Donatien de
and roaciiea for
standing.
power.
PASTE
nifies.
If
Pennsylvania
is
as
much
a
over
69 yonrs.
Vimeur, Comte de Rochambeau.
IN TOKYO . . . Hidekei Tojo, for­ political weathervane as it Is
In thc last few years, there has
Over there on the northwest, oppo­
8
$1.00
at DRUGGISTS
mer Japanese premier, now on trial claimed to be, the Lichtenwalter been another shift. The two strong­
site the Decatur House where Com­
for his life as a war
victory forecasts a cold, bleak wind est football sections in the country
modore Stephen Decatur died after
criminal, peered in­
from the north for Democrats in today are the Midwest and the
being shot in a duel with a fellow
to the future, chose
South. The argument between these
1948.
officer (Commodore Barron) out at
an epitaph for his
two sections, in the last few years,
Republican
hoop-la
Called
the
vote
Bladensburg, is Baron Friedrich
tombstone:
"By
Wilhelm August Heinrich von Steu­
"a smashing rebuke to the radical has developed more smoke than a
I Buddha's grace all
ben, who was as useful to General
labor
bosses who chose to make the burning oil well, with a consider­
s in s
committed
’.n. your ''4O'a''l D o re this
Washington, in his way, as Lafayette
Taft-Hartley labor management act able amount of flame attached.
while living are ab-
m o tio n .) middle-age' period pecul-
The leader in the Midwestern up­
was in his
the
paramount
issue
of
the
elec­
n
J.h
wonien
<'«uae you to sutler ho»
' solved.”
rising was Notre Dame, with Knute
ri-
,I?erv0u*. hlghatrung. weak.
tion.”
IN
LONDON
.
.
.
i>ire?uie e . nK,? Then do try Lydia K
Rockne leading the charge. But
K o s c iu s zk o Statu e
I Inkham a Vegetable Compound to
Elliodor M. Libon-
Notre Dame has since been joined
cól1 «KI ,u c h •rw p tom a. It'« fam oiS
S tirs R em iniscences
ati, visiting Legion­
for
this purpoael
by Michigan, Ohio State, Illinois,
Army Shrinking
Tojo
«,J,R
À ''tV ? :ulaI ly- pin,th» m » c o m ­
But that brings me to the statue
naire from Chi-
Indiana, Minnesota, Wisconsin and
pound helps build up resistance
I was really going to talk about:
| cago, paused in front of No. 10
against such dtatrena. Thousands bara
others who have shown solid
Tadeusz Andrzeg Bonaventura Kos-
Downing street, the prime minis­
Alarmed war department officials strength.
ciuszko, standing on the fourth cor­
ter’s residence, wickedly waved a have estimated that the army’s
There is one debate that is full of
ner of the park across from the
handful of dollar bills in the air, postwar strength has sunk to a new ringing tones and vocal cataclysms.
comp ' oun !
house which once belonged to
attracted no takers.
low of 965,000 officers and men, How would the 10 best teams from
This is the Washington statue ol
James Madison. Dolly lived there
IN TALLAHASSEE . . . Sen. 105,000 below its authorized quota. the South finish against the Big
after her husband died.
Kosciuszko, Polish patriot, gen­ Claude Pepper (Dem., Fla.) opened
The army lost 75,000 officers and Nine, plus Notre Dame?
his mouth to say that if the Demo­ men during July and August and
For reasons of their own, these
eral and statesman, who served
• The other day, a dispatch
cratic party should feel that he gained back only 50,000 through its two rival football sectors leave out
came in from Warsaw which
as George Washington's adjutant
could render 'greater service in recruiting campaign, thus suffering the East, the Far West and the
said that the minister of educa­
and laid out the fortifications at
C o p -lrv lh A pplicai«, J
some other way, I would be greatly a net loss of 25,000 since July 1, Southwest, in the matter of general
tion of the Communist-domi­
m «k., si Acs t u r a .
JUST A
West Point. There is another influenced by that feeling,” turned when strength was 80,000 below the team strength.
nated Polish government had
J - 0 MUCH I A K I M H I
P A S H I N T IA T H Z R S
monument
to
him
at
West
Point.
around to find that his friends were authorized level.
ordered there would be no more
OR
S
P
R
E
A
D
O
N ROOSTS
South Caught Up Fast
“salacious chattering jokes and
After a slow start, the South first
significant smiling” in Polish
derived its upward move from such WNU—13
schools and universities.
39—47
coaches as Dan McGugin, Wallace
I got to reminiscing on the air
Wade, Bernie Bierman, Frank
about how I h< d been told Polish
Thomas, Jack Heisman and Bill
students acted u the days when Po­
Alexander. Later Bob Neyland
land was divided between Russia,
came along to add new coaching
Austria and Germany. Teaching of
strength; also Carl Snavely and a
Polish history was suppressed, and
Take a tip from the coal produc­ avail. Industrial stocks are the low­
For You To Feel Well
the Russian secret police then were ers: Unless your furnace burns est in years; retail supplies on hand when the nation was at the height few others.
of
its
war
effort.
Once
under
way,
the
South
moved
24 hours every day. 7 days every
as brutal (if not quite as efficient) oil, it will be a good idea to keep are only fair.
week, never stopping, the kidneys Alter
Even if miners dug and machined In a hurry to take Its place around
waste m atter from the blood.
as the Communist police in Poland a little sunshine in your smile and
Unprecedented shortage of rail- an average of only 10 million tons the front row, long after the Mid­
I f more people were aware of how the
are today.
kldnnve
must constantly remove sur­
warmth in your heart this winter.
• road cars. Never, in history of
west had moved up.
plus fluid, excess acids and other waste
a
week
during
the
remaining
weeks
It seems a Polish teacher In those
Because, from the standpoint of the solid fuels industry, were so few
matter that cannot stay In the blood
What chance would the 19 best
days occasionally would slip into his obtaining coal, it looks like the win­ cars available to move so much coal of 1947, production would be 45 mil­
without injury to health, there would
be better understanding of wAy the
lecture some subtle anti-Russian or ter of 1947-48 will be the toughest to so many consumers.
lion tons higher than the 532 million teams from Dixie have against thc
whole system is upeet when kidneys fall
Big Nine and Notre Dame? Notre
patriotic remark. There wouldn’t be in at least six years. Producers al­ J Domestic buyer indifference to total in 1946.
to function properly.
Dame
would
give
the
Midwest
a
Burning, scanty or too frequent urina­
the slightest response from the stu­ ready are admitting drearily that •J-pleas that they fill their bins
Because of strikes, idle time, car
tion eometlmee warns th at something
dents. The teacher would go right there is little chance that fuel short­ during summer months. That apa­ shortages and a shorter work week, rousing breakaway from thc bar­
la
wrong.
You may Buffer nagging back­
ache, h end aches, dixxlneee, rheumatie
ahead, and then, after a perfectly ages, inconvenience and suffering thy is accounted for by higher re­ the mines have lost somewhere be­ rier.
I
UP at nights, swelling.
But the South has a stout argu- '
innocent sentence of some kind, can be put aside.
W hy not try Doan’s P»Rs7 You will
tail prices of coal, combined with tween 35 and 50 million tons of pro­ ment to offer. Her 10 selections ■
be
using
a
medicine
recommended the
he'd pause (and probably do a little
Reasons for this uninviting out­ the prolonged heat wave which duction so far this year.
country over. Doan’i stimulate the func­
would come from Georgia, North |
"significant smiling” ). Then the look are three, in particular:
tion of the kidneys and help them to
lulled the householder into a false
Concerning prices, the most likely Carolina, L.S.U., Alabama, Duke,
¡lu«h out poisonous waste from the
students would fairly raise the roof
Unparalleled demand in a peace­ sense of security.
prospect is for them to go up again. Kentucky, Tulane, Vanderbilt, Ten­
blood. They contain nothing harmful.
with applause and cheers—delayed
.P?®n * tod*y« Uae with confidence.
-time period which even record
At the same time, paradoxical Dealers say that the customer ap­ nessee, Auburn, Mississippi and
At ell drug stores.
action.
production (600 million tons) will though it may seem, coal produc­ pears ready to take higher charges
Mississippi
State,
North
Qarolina
I mentioned (hat on the air,
not fully satiate. Attempts are be­ tion this year will reach a level sur­ for his coal as something unavoid­
State, Virginia and one or two
as I said, and commented that
ing made to stockpile, but to little passed only by the output in 1944 able, but he doesn’t like it.
others.
* GOOD
NEWS REVIEW
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Aid Europe Now, Plea
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Works While
ChildSleeps
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:sz
HEADLINERS
FLASHES?
inn i. ph nuns
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Black SS
Leaf 40
COLD-BLOODED FORECAST
Coal Shortage Looms for U.S.
Kidneys Must..
Work W ell-
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