Southern Oregon News Review, Thursday, A ugust 21, 1947 Telephone Traces W hite House History P resident Hayes H ad First I *1 tone in Execn t i ve M ansion T ry sewing buttons on c h ild re n 's garm ents w ith dental H oms . The waxed thread w ill w ithstand m ore 'O R the lust six years, if you feel w ear and tear than the o rd in a ry strong enough to turn buck the thread, calendar to 1941, the Cardinals and the Dodgers huve taken over most r in g e r m .irk ’i and ugly Mttiudge* ¡o f the pennant Interest in the Nu- 0,1 w allpupet cun he rem oved ef- tionul league. By some odd turn, flt'it'n tly w ith a handy a rt gum i the Cubs slipped safely Into port in <’ U>ser. Keep one of these erasers 1945, but even then the Cardinals h{,nd for CB*y cleaning. ' were breathing not fire on their * ) „ecks. Hang table linens on the lines 1 It must be admitted, that In most lengthwise. 1 he w urp threads in of the Cardinal - Dodger pursuit ‘ ¡'e lon< weave are stronger thun ¡the woof threads. r a c e s , the Red —a — B ir d s from St. Huy pillow eases large enough Louis , have shown fo r your pillow s. O therw ise the more wing power casings w ill not stand the w ear in die stretch.They and tear. had the extra flut­ ter needed. A year When shoes begin to scuff oral ago, around this peel, rub them w ith the w hite of time, the Dodgers an egg. I t w ill paste down the were seven-and-a- broken pieces. half games in front of their Cardinul Table linen should be looked pursuers, but this over fo r stains before pu ttin g in lead wasn't enough, as they tlnlshed in (■ranllund Rice (jle w asj, tub. Soapy w a te r w ill a dead heat with the Cardinals win- ?et ^J® ■tain9- nnd m easures m ust ning the play-off. be taken ,0 rem ove any m a rks bc- Whutever happens In ihe foggy ^o r® im m e rsin g in the suds, future, and all futures ore foggy, the Dodgers have stolen the Nu- , • ° u r step-stool or kitchen lad- lional league show up to this spot. can t be too c u ri-fu lly chosen. . I t should be as w ide and stu rd y ns w ith rubber feet and non­ their manager, Leo Durocher, was s lip treads fo r safety. Take no ordered to Elba, or St. Helena, the chances on a ric k e ty ladder. F By BAUKHAGE News Analyst and Commentator. WASHINGTON,—R ecently the P resid en t turned down a very flossy television set because he alread y had one. It w as installed in the White House la st J a n u a ry in tim e for Mr. T ru ­ m an to "see the installation of the new R epublican congress. However, I imagine this innovation caused nowhere near the flurry among the White House staff that ensued on that day in 1878 when the first telephone instrument was put in. That was in the administration of Rutherford B Hayes of Ohio, the 19th president-and that was the vear in which the Democrats, who already had control of the house, acquired control in the senate as well. However, the opposition, when it 4b—------------------------------------------------------- became the m ajority, made blunder said, "she doesn't need a number to after blunder. Mr. Hayes continued get her man.” his administration with a quiet if Once she located Cornelius yan perhaps somewhat monotonous dig­ derbilt Jr. with no other clue than nity, until he was succeeded by an­ that he was motoring east from IT PAYS TO BE EDUCATED . . . Some kind of high-water mark other Republican. President Gar­ California. for radio quiz show prizes must have been reached when $7.440_ field. I don't know how many long­ largest amount of money ever offered on a radio show—went to Mr, I doubt if the even tenor of Mr. distance calls a day she put in at and Mrs. Albert Eowler of Glen Rock, N. J., whom M. C. Bert Parks Hayes’ existence was frequently the peak of the war but I do know Is congratulating here. Both in their seventies, they are teachers In disturbed by the that the number of long-distance Paterson, N. J. ringing of the calls out of Washington jumped telephone bell — from approximately 11.000 a day in or much of any­ 1939 to well over 48.000 in 1945. To­ th in g else fo r day they have dropped back to a t h a t m a t t e r . little over 44.000 It is fa ir to as­ Very few resi­ sume that the White House calls dences or places have followed the same curve of business pos­ under the nimble-fingered direction sessed phones of “ Hackie." then F u r t h e r ­ Napoleonic bide - out, by Happy Even by 1935 it took five more, the tele­ Chandler, who, right or wrong, also operators in shifts to handle the S m all scrapa of w hite candles phone was by no was wrapped up in a fog. This White House calls. At that time m ay be put together in a »m all means accepted forced Branch Hickey to reach out Miss Haclyncister was the first cotton bag and brought out on A N N IV E R S A R Y : as a means of and drag In Hurt Shotton, the most and only woman to operate a ironing day. The iron won’t stick protests to come from the state de­ c o m m u n ic a tio n underrated manager In baseball, Hells Tolled White House switchboard. i f it's passed over the bag a few partment since American planes for presidents or who knew nothing about his team. tim es. Baukhage In Hiroshima, lapan. the hells President Truman,uses the tele­ were shot down over Yugoslavia a their entourages Shotton stepped into the middle of —•— tolled. People of the city stood year ago. the note marked the first in those days. In any case, the phone a good deal — he has so a strange squad. He soon lost his silently in prayer for a moment, many friends on Capitol H ill that Avoid leaning against the door official unpleasantry to be delivered White House managed to lim p along then went on about the business by the United States to the puppet star. Pete Reiser, who still believes when rid in g in an autom obile, i f on one phone until the end of Presi­ of living. his head is harder than a hydrant you lik e to sit sidewise, put on the Hungarian regime. dent Cleveland's administration. It was the second anniversary of or a concrete wall Then Shotton safety latch. The incident grew out of the ar­ By the time President McKinley the radiant, consuming flash of the —• — rest of Stephen T. Thuransky, an begun looking around for a pitcher entered the White House, all gov­ world's first atomic bomb. who could travel four innings—al- Rem oving outside paint is best American citizen, for his alleged ernment offices had phones and Hiroshima, which saw 92.000 of its “ revolting and scandalizing vilifica­ most anyone who could locate the done w ith a blow torch, but the they were accepted as every-day citizens immolated in that uncon- elem ent of danger m ust alw ays be tions in public" of Hungary's presi­ general direction of the plate. necessities, but they were not an j trollable outburst of energy in 1945. dent and other government mem 4 i f f j z s i i w borne in m ind. Use only enough important element in the handling i was perhaps the oi.e place on earth flam e to m e lt ttie paint. Then bers. Thuransky, his wife and two A lllla (H d-I lin e r of White House business. ! where the bomb could be thought Shotton. a mild, country looking scrape im m e d ia te ly w ith a knife, daughters later were taken into cus­ When Teddy Roosevelt came in, , of as a reality. Everywhere else tody by U. S. legation officials and old-timer, the exact opposite of Hold the torch in one hand and despite his strenuous activities and | it was a nightmarish. Damoclean removed to Vienna. Durocher. like Ole Man River, just use the other fo r the scraper, what was considered then a some- , sword; but in Hiroshima the people Tl |> , • In the protest note, the state de­ k e p t ro llin g * a lo n g what revolutionary outlook, he were paying it a sort of fantastic were shot The day of the Bums Before washing glasses which partment pointed out that the ar made very little use of the tele- | and bewildered adulation. rest of an American citizen on pure­ was over. The Brooklyn attendance ¡have held m ilk , rinse them in cold phone himself. They tolled bells. and thoy ly political charges is "absolutely would take a dizzy dip. But what w ater. Then along came Franklin Roose planned the building of a modern —• — inadmissible" under the armistice h a p p e n s '' T h e D o d g e rs BMV* OUt In veit and the New Deal, a part of 1 city with a peace memorial at the Before washing d ir ty curtains, agreement which prevails In Hun­ front, and (he attendance fills the which was a five-position branch i spot over which the bomb had been gary. Also, officials of the Hungari­ ball park, despite a wet. cold spring allow them to soak in cold w ater exchange with more than 200 offi dropped. overnight, to loosen d irt. an m inistry of the interior were and a wetter, colder June cial extensions and 20 outside trunk At other points across the globe, The Dodgers, so far, under S h o t ________________ ______________ _ accused of being “ uncooperative in connections to handle the calls the atomic age was living up to its the extreme and in some cases in- ton, have outplayed the Bums. And “ White House calling" became a awful reputation by wringing fear­ admissibly insolent." they have even keener fan support. by-word. some comments and predictions For Brooklyn knows its baseball Then also came the first woman from men who are supposed to know V I V A : and Brooklyn understands and ap­ telephone operator and probably about it. LOUISE HACHMEISTER preciates the handicaps Shotton has the most efficient of either sex that Robert M. Hutchins, chancellor of T oreador . doesn't need a num ber . . . faced, with Chuck Dressen and Red the White House ever had or w ill University of Chicago, said that two Orson Welles, the man who didn't Corriden over in the Yankee camp. have in many a day. Louise Hach- his voice is almost as fam iliar over atom bombs which now could be An old-timer by the name of Burt meister—“ Hackie” —is probably fa those branch lines as it was when manufactured would make the Unit­ come from Mars, has found him ­ self, to put it politely, on the horns Shotton deserves much more credit vorably known to more famous he was a senator himself. ed States uninhabitable if exploded of a dilemma. than he has ’ecelved. He has turned users of the telephone than any I don't know how much fun he simultaneously. He made it a com­ The self-designated genius was In one of the big Jobs of the year. other operator in history. Her gen­ gets out of the television set. His plete Jeremiad by adding, "We quoted recently as saying he had The Cardinals, looking back to ius in being able to locate people bowling alley is pretty dusty and know that some other country w ill killed 20 bulls, and immediately he March and April, appeared to have anywhere in the world has been the the d irt doesn’t often fly on his subject of many a story. Louis horseshoe pitching court—or what­ have the atomic bomb within five was challenged by another actor, class. The Giants have had power years. We know that when that Fortunio Bonanova, to enter the Howe, who introduced her to the ever the technical name of that The Braves have had balance, happens we are all set for the Anal bull fighting ring at Tijuana, Mex­ President while she was working at arena is. As to the “ video," it can’t pitching and hitting But the Dodg­ catastrophe.” ico, and perform for the benefit of ers remain the major threat, the Friends of Roosevelt headquarters, be half the novelty to him that the In a constructive moment, Dr. charity. called her “ the world's greatest old-fashioned telephone instrument team to beat. Robert Oppenheimer, atom pio­ Said the Spanish-born Bonanova telephone detective" because, he was to President Hayes A few days ago, I ran across my neer, said that usable electrical in an open letter to Welles, "K illin g old friend Arky Vaughan, one of the power derived from atomic en­ 20 bulls is a lot of killin g ,” neglect­ best all-around ballplayers you'll ergy may be available by 1952. ing to add that it is also a lot of see in many a year. Arky can play But everybody knew that the Unit­ bulls. ed States was stressing development I "So let us do a corrida (series of either the infield or the outfield— and production of the atomic bomb fights) this season in Tijuana for and he is one of the best natural H u n d (,r S to k f,/' Doesn't like the Boris Krelov has gone home. He and explain why your govern­ hitters baseball has known. to build a stockpile for utter de­ the motion picture relief fund. I was a member of the staff of Tass ment—” “ What holds the Dodgers up?” 1 food he’s getting and makes no secret struction. And everybody knew that (official Soviet news agency), sta­ am sure the impresario would give asked. of it. If only his mistress would dish Before she could finish (he tioned for some three years in guessed what was coming) he held Russia was laboring furiously to­ us a Sunday afternoon. What do up Oro-Pup Ribbon! Crisp. Toasted “ A good all-around ball club," Washington. ward the same ends. you say to two bulls apiece?" up his hand. Vaughan answered. "There’ s al­ Made with 23 essential nutrients. Eco­ So far as I have been able to The people of Hiroshima did well Admission: Shady side. $2; sun­ “ Please,” he said with a dis­ ways somebody around to handle nomical, too. One box supplies as to toll bells two years after they ny side, $1. 1 learn, his American contacts, which arming smile that took the much food in dry weight as five 1-Ib the job when we get in trouble. This felt the bomb. It brought to mind were many, both official and per­ cans of dog food I Oro-Pup also comes sting out of his words, “ We are means pitchers, outfielders or in­ an old, poetic question: A L E U T IA N S : sonal, made not a single ideological having such a pleasant time, In Meal and In Pel-ms. Feed all three fielders. We’ve had more hard luck impact upon him or his way of Did the bells herald a wed­ but you force me to say this: Bases Retained with Reiser, Edwards and others, ding or a funeral? thinking. He upheld the Russian I cannot explain what you wish The Aleutian islands, that long, than any other team. But we keep cause; he talked more freely than because you people are just too I N S O L E N C E : cold chain of fog-bound rocks which hustling. We'll outhustle the Cardi­ most Russians in a semi-official or stupid to understand Commu­ started many an American G.I. nals, too. We have a bunch of young official capacity do but (also so far nism.” Slap Hands talking to himself during the war, pitchers, wno w ill be stars next as I can learn) he never offered DOG FOOD If that sentiment is a sincere and The United States, visibly irked is being integrated into the pattern year. After all, Branca is only 21. M a rfa by the slightest compromise of view­ typical expression of how the men by recent actions of the new Com­ of the North American defense sys­ Watch Hatten and Barney. Robin­ point, never accepted any argu­ who run Russia feel, the road ahead munistic Hungarian government, tem. son has turned in a swell job Show ment or explanation of democratic is a rocky one. Kipling once put vented its diplomatic rage in a General of the Arm y Dwight me a stronger second base-short­ (A m e ric a n - s ty le ) m e th o d s of into verse the problem he felt the stinging note which accused Hun­ ■ • « » ! • C r e e k a n d O rn ab a stop combination than Reese and thought or action. foreigner faced in trying to under­ gary of “ inadmissibly insolent" con­ Eisenhower has revealed that the Stanky. They are winning ballplay­ framework of strategic bases in the stand the American. What he said duct toward American diplomats And yet — and here is the Aleutians is being kept intact for ers. The Dodgers are made up of might be applied to Russia: thing that baffled most of us— in that country. winning ballplayers. rapid expansion if necessary. he was well-liked, he was good "Inopportune, thrill accented, the Second cause for U. S. anger was After having paid a visit to the acrid Asiatic mirth that leaves him, company, and if we could have careless 'mid his dead, the scandal the arrest and beating in Budapest continent’s northernmost line of de­ 7 he y en to IT in found the tiniest peg on which of the elder earth. How shall he clear of an American citizen and the sub­ fense. General Eisenhower said that "E very team and every ball­ to hang an idea, he would have ■w O uTm b himself, how reach your bar or sequent unsatisfactory explanation the islands were not being aban­ player likes to win. But the Dodgers C e p B r u ih A p p l i c a t o r ] inspired us to write about Rus­ of the incident offered by Hungarian weighed defense prefer—a brother m efce. BUCK LEAF 4 0 j doned, but were undergoing a "con­ like the winning side better than J U S T A sia "w ith a heart," as a Rus­ IO MUCH P A R T M I*J hedged with alien speech and lacking officials. traction and concentration of m ili­ anyone else. I can’t understand why O A SH I N F fÄ T H E R S sian woman interpreter is re­ all interpreter?" One of the most harshly worded tary potential.” OR S P R E A D O N ROOSTS so many people are surprised at the ported to have begged of Sam Dodgers' showing. We might easily Welles, Time’s correspondent with better luck, have been much in Moscow. WNU—13 34—47 farther in front.” We wonder about Boris. $e It might be mentioned here that would have liked so much to sit Vaughan has been one of the stars down and talk frankly and freely in this Dodger drive. Vaughan’s h it­ with him about the common prob­ ting and his all-around play has lems and the still more common filled a wide - open gap. And misunderstandings between our WASHINGTON. — Fourth largest piowing up sod-lands not suited for Estim ating on the basis of a 10- Vaughan is no longer a kid. For You T o Feel Well countries. Was he able to appear so wheat acreage the farmers of this sustained farm ing in order to take year average yield figure of 14.3 But, now the Cardinals are com 24 hour* «vary day 7 days every genial and friendly and charming nation have ever planted may be advantage of high wheat prices. week, never stopping, the kidney i filter bushels an acre, the crop in 1948 ing along—and the Cardinals have because he held such high rank at realized in 1948 if the department waste m atter irom the blood. However, an even more impor­ I f more people wore aware of how the home that he wasn’t afraid to con­ of agriculture’s revised goal of 75 tant factor in determining the na­ would be 1.07 billion bushels, but if always been the team to beat. kidneys muat constantly remove sur­ the outturn follows the 1942-48 aver­ They were S-to-5 shots last April. sort, as far as personal matters m illion acres is met next year. plus fluid, ezcaaa acids end other wests tion’s wheat acreage in 1948 w ill be age of 16.3 bushels an acre, pro­ went, as a trusting friend? “ nnof • " I ’ th « Hood That m ark is a five million-acre the lure of the two dollar-a-bushel duction would reach 1221 billion They were the sure things of an un­ without Injury to health, there would sure game. They still look to have Was he so deeply indoctrinated increase from the pattern recom­ market price. Department authori­ be better understanding of why tha bushels. whole ayatom Is upaet when kidney, fall the class, the experience, the pitch­ in the ideology of Marxism-Lenin- mended last year and a seven ties admitted that high market to function properly. In the wake of this year’s bumper ing and their share of power. But ism-Stalinism that he was filled million-acre boost over the wheat prices w ill do more to dictate the Burning, scanty or too frequent urina­ tion sometime, warn, th at something with pity rather than the typical goal set last spring before the corn amount of wheat planted than could crop, a much smaller 1948 wheat it is still a question as to whether la wrong. You may suffer nagging back­ suspicion which seems to permeate outlook took on its gloomy cast. any a rb itra rily assigned govern­ yield norm ally would be indicated; they can outrun the Dodgers and ache, headaches, dlazineee, rheumatic peine, getting up at nights, swelling. however, the world food shortage the Braves. Anyone who leaves or most Russian-American relations? Continued and unrem itting interna­ ment goal. W hy not try Doan’s P ills ! You will makes it desirable, according to de­ heaves out the Itraves is a trifle One slight clue we have, though it tional demand for ffiod grains in­ be using a medicine recommended the The department said the 75 m il­ goofy. partment spokesmen, that the country over. Doan’s stimulate the funo- may be a false one. Once, at a fluenced the agriculture department tlon of the kidneys and help them to lion-acre goal, if achieved, would United States continue its high rate rather intim ate gathering, Krelov’s into making the upward revision. The Yankees already have wreck P, . poisonous waste from the provide the fourth largest wheat of production. The United Nations blood. They contain nothing harmful. hostess finally grew a little impa­ ed the American league race. This While officials admitted that the acreage the farmers in the United Get Doan s today. Use with confidence. has warned that the world food sit­ means a bigger world series pay­ tient and said something like this; increased acreage constitutes an in­ A t all drug stores. "Listen here, Boris, we’re friends. vitation to farmers to plant heavily States have ever planted. Higher uation has not improved in the past off. This also means a keener finan­ plantings occurred in 1919, 1937 and year, and predicts shortages w ill cial Interest for any National league Surely you can be frank with us in wheat, they cautioned against 1938. continue another two years. winner. NEWS REVIEW Mark Birthday of Atom; Hungarian Attitude Hit Pojs Ive Anown. Russian Enigma Illustrated DwjsGoRr GR0ÍUP f&í&yyü Black WÏÏ&’ Leaf 40 75 MILLION ACRES U.S. Boosts 1948 W heat Goal Kidneys Must Work W ell- D oans P ills