S o u th ern O regon N e w s R eview , T h ursday, J u ly 31, 1947
CLASSIFIED
RABBITS & SKINS
W A N T L IV E R A B B IT S 4 lbs. up. rab
bit sk in s, h id es, w ool, m ohair, c a s
cara. liv e pou ltry. B a b y ft C om pany,
933 6. W. F ro n t, P ortlan d , O rtgoa.
CROSS
TOW N
A Slave Laborer Protests
BOBBY
Thin department has received a
letter from a housewife saying it is
about time she got some of the
labor benefits, and demanding a
little attention. " I am the most
over-worked, over-rushed, over-bur
dened, over-tired,
over-exploited
worker in this country,” she de
clares, “ and all this yelling about
slave labor makes me sick.”
SOX
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“ T H E R E 'S the answer to your problem , E d d ie! If it
could happen to a guy's hat it could happen to a v io lin !"
W ell, m ake up your mind Rruce-
you love me?”
NANCY
B y E rn ie B u s h m ille r
j a a v a a . i.
COM E ON,
S L U G Ö O - - G IV E
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The letter runs:
“ Dear Sir: If you are looking for
somebody who really has an honest
kick about working injustices I ’m
your gal. My feet are flat, my legs
are gone, my back aches. I've got
a splitting headache, dishwater
hands, chapped elbows,
house
maid's knees, cookstove fever, set-
tub ague, grocery-list tremors, iron
ing-board jitters and that isn’t half
of it.
“ P. s.— Don’t tell me to hire a
maid. I had one once. Every time
I moved anything in the icebox she
certified a jurisdictional dispute.”
VANISHING AMERICANISMS
“Hotel rooms $1.50 up.”
M U T T A N D JEFF
M U T T , (MILLY o U R ID E
W IT H M E IN M V C A R ’
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VOL) HAVE VERY
X LONG LEG S- ,
s t ic k
Y o u r F o o t
O U T A N D L E T IT
D R A G ALONG
r ig h t fo r Irrigation. 1140 a c r e s d e e d
ed land. A bout 5740 a c r e s o f g r a z
in g land on lo n g -te rm lea se. G raz
in g perm it for 400 head o f c a ttle
and 25 head o f h orses. B u ild in g s on
pow er line, good trou t fis h in g , lo ts
o f gam e, deer, elk and birds. O rch
ard and berries. M ach in ery and work
h o r se s g o w ith place. P riced to se ll
a t 135,009, A bout 368 head o f w h ite
fa c e H erford c a ttle can be b ou ght
w ith the place at m arket price
B radeen B ros., B urns, O regon.
I. S4O A C R E R A N C H . A ls o school z e c tia a .
3 m ile s south o f C u a h m a n . G o ld e n V a lle y ,
r u n n in g w a te r In c re e k . Good o u tb u ild in g s
a n d bu nkhou see. Ir r ig a t io n a lo n g c re a k .
A lf a lf a bottom s. 200 a c re » c ro p an d 200
a c re s s u m m e r fa llo w . A r e a l c a t t le and
g r a in u n it In good neig h b o rh o o d . 810 p e r
a c r e , te rm s .
G E O R G E C . B A N N IN G ,
B e x SOI, H e e o tfe p , M e n ta a a .
B U SIN ESS & IN V E S T . OPPOR.
FOIL HALE— P ro sp ero u s w e ld in g and
b la c k sm ith in g b u sin e ss; fu lly equip*
p^d. good sto ck . L ocated In orchard
co u n try . Good se t-u p fo r a p a rtn er
sh ip . Modern 5-room h ou se included
In sal#*. For fu r th e r in fo rm a tio n
w r ite B ox 2 4 7 , B n t l a t , W a s h in g t o n .
O UAM AJT1ED
D I B S 8 1«
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c o o le rs, reach In b oxes. M eat c a se s.
E v e r y th in g In r e fr lg e r a tlo n .P o r tla a d
R e fr ig e r a tio n Co., 1519 N . B . K1U-
ln g sw o r tb , P ortlan d , O regon. P h.
T B . 9644.
P H E A S A N T S , R ab b its, F a n c y P ig e o n s.
P r ic e s free.J a w a l Q am s P arat, D a n
v ille , Illin o is.
T B T B I B T B B P U F F IN S
F ie ld tr ia l and sh o w w in n in g b lo o d
lin e s , C h esap eak e Bap P u p s, reas.
S tu d D og. F ree p am p h let. W . B.
L o o m is, 707 S. W . C olom bia, P o r t
lan d , O regon. P h on e B B 2691.
BPBXMOFXXX.D, O REG ON— R u ral and
c it y p ro p erties— W rite your d e sir es.
G ive fu ll p a rticu la rs. W. W . W h e e l
er, A g t., 33 M ain S t., S p rin g fie ld ,
O regon.
"What we want most is cus
tomer good w ill.”
R E S ID E N C E L O T S fo r s ale In th e
o r ig in a l to w n o f O th e llo . W a s h ., a t
*450 p e r le i.
““ basiness sites a t re a s o n a b le p ric e s .
O ne h o te l on M a in at. a t *32.400.
* *a r < e a p a rt, of 9 a p a r t, a t 130 04M
J- w . H IC K S . O T H E L L O . W A S H .
" If you have any complaint to
make don't hesitate to do so.”
> V THE G UTTER!
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FARM S AN D RANCHES
S A I..
• r a n c h ; free water
‘‘Well, I ’m revolting! I demand a T H E B U Y O F T H E YEA Ft— »20.000
R e sta u r a n t s e a t s 40.
C o m p letely
new deal! I ask shorter hours, bet
sto c k e d & equipped. 4 cab in s, lu m
ber, p lu m b in g etc. for 5 m ore ca b
ter
recreation
facilities,
more
in s . f?ee o w n e r a t B u s s e ll's C afe,
money, six paid holidays a year and
B e a rlew , W a sh , H m l. B. L on g
a fairer contract. And If I get ’em
I ’ll eat your hat. Come to think of
F o r 8 * 1 , by O w n e r — M a r in e i t c o m m e rc ia l
It, I guess I could refuse to do the
fis h in g s u p p ly bu eineee. E s ta b . 2 i y re .
Yrly. gross »60.000. E x c e p t, lo w o v e rh e a d .
dishes, sweep the house, make the
P e a k season s ta r tin g . M u s t sell q u ic k , go
in g a t *27.000. In c . 823.000 s to c k, fu r n .,
beds, dust the furniture, look after
fix t. & good w ill. W r ite , c a ll B e a ty M a r la s
the kids, let the cat out, air the dog,
S s p p ly . iK s r l- B s c k m a s ) H e q s U s s . W a s h .
shop for the groceries, do the cook
F O B S A L E — S h in g le m il] c o m p le te . S e ll
ing and make a fourth at bridge
in g a c c o u n t e n te rin g v e t's h o s p ita l.
V . N . I f R O N , R t. I
right now on the ground that I have
B e x 5 M -A , M a in t a in A v e ., A s h la n d , O rs g .
no contract, like John Lewis did.
(Compared ts a housewife, the coal
miners have It soft. They just sweat
B B T B IO X B A T O B B Q U IP M N N T
deeper in the ground.)
S a le s «c S erv ice, H om e lock ers, b o ttle
“I am writing my congressman.
There is nothing in any labor bill
that even refers to me by inuendo.
You will have to excuse me now as
the sink is full of dishes again.
A Housewife.
V
FOR
The movies have bought “H ar CABCO W IN C H E S P O B C A T E B P U .-
5 A B S . A lso lo g g in g arch es. W A S H
vey” for a million dollars or more
IN G T O N IB O N W O B X S load ers and
yard
ers. 100-H P to 409-H P. G.M.
and we understand that Brock Pem
D IESEL, P O W E R U N IT S 180-H .P .
berton is insisting that the money
R ea s. priced. D IS S T O N
and the person passing it be at no i C H AIN SA W S In sto c k fo r im m ed.
iU L VeI y - F R E D r . B A B N N T T CO-
time invisible.
2 0 0 5 S.B . 8 th A ve., P o rtla n d , Ore.,
P h on e EA 3176.
JITTER
B y A r t h u r P o in te r
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CAN YOU REMEMBER—
Au ay back when the hotel owner
went out of his way to hold the cus
tomers?
Unforgettable line by the late
“Big Dick” Butler: “ The old-time
political grafting used to be open
and above board like it should be if
it’s to be honest.”
The Garble Sisters
150 to 225-h.p. GMC or H er cu les. A ll
u n its com e equip ped w ith Inst, and
filte r s . R e q u ir e s o n ly b a tte r ie s and
fu e l to op erate. E quip, w ith e ith e r
ra d ia to r or m arin e ty p e coolin g.
A lso equip, w ith h ea v y d u ty m a-
o1»?6 »-
r ev e rse red u ction ¿ear.
S lig h t ly u sed or new . A ll h ave been
reco n d itio n ed and are g u aran teed to
tijnn" . pe.r»f-e^ i o p e r a tin g con d ition :
$1800 to $2o00, f.o.b. R ichm ond, Cal.
c o n t a c t our lo ca l a g e n t. P e llz E n tz,
care B n lc y ’s M oorage, f o o t o f SN
Y a m h ill, or w r ite
W N S T B B N X A B IN N
234 W . C u ttin g
B lch m on d , C*L
RRW
3 2 - X l l M o n k D e s ig n C ru is e r , P u s h
d,?al steering, flying bridge;
“ What do you think of Jim Far
ley's memoirs?”
“ I read they would make more P O E M S W A N T E D f o r n e w son?s! Rand
s id ' H a m a ” n S e rv le e i
money than Stymie but that Assault S M n MfM h 12 l E e d ’
599 M a n h a tta n B id s ., M ilw a a k e e , W is.
would pass ’em both before the
summer is over.”
W A N T S a v a g e Mod. 213 .22 H orn et
on ly. S ta te price & con d ition . J . K .
“ That Taft - Heartless bill got
P a rm e le , B t. 3, B o n 333, M ill«boro,
through, didn’t it! What do you
O regon.
think of It?"
IN S T R U C T IO N
“ It might be okay even if the Big
Three don’ t act on it. I didn't like A T T E N T IO N O I A N D CIV.— B e In
dep en d en t: learn a trad e. E n ro ll
the section that freed hotel rooms
now In a m odern barber c o lle g e,
su m m er
c la s s e s
Ju st
sta r tin g .
from the United Nations’ rates but
M
oler B arber S ch ool, 403 M ain St.,
I see Ford had to put Padway back
V an cou ver, W a sh in g to n . G l-a p p r o v -
ed sc h o o l.
to work in that dispute with the
foremen over coal so maybe every
PERSONAL
thing will come out fairly well.”
_w a t ?r c o o lin g . M u s t s e ll th is m o n th .
N 5 2 i2 *« .e a ?i' ° - J O E I ' W I L L I A M S ,
ZPZJ N . 29th S t.. T a c o m a , W a s h .
REG’LAR FELLERS
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VIRGIL
SILENT SAM
By Gene Byrnes
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gether and control the atomic
bomb. All the big men are for it,
Baruch, Hoover, Frankie Shea, Ted
Williams, Stassen. Mel Ott and all
of ’em .”
“Maybe they will do it at that
Paris meeting, now that Dewey has
gone there with his two sons.”
" If they all act sensible they
should do it on the first ballot.”
“ Gee, do you think there will be
another war?”
“ How can it be stopped with all
them iron curtains being reported
everywhere?"
Y eah, and with Mrs. Roosevelt
still unable to settle the Chinese
war! Who do you think is strongest
now, the Western world or the
Eastern?”
“Well, you know the old saying
that whichever was out ahead on
July 4 will wind up winner in Sep.
tember.”
We know a father who is
pretty
discouraged
with his
daughter. She is almost 14 years
old and has won only one store
house full of prizes on quiz pro
grams.
D IS C H A R G E . B ir t h , M a r r ia g e , L e g a l P a
p e rs P h o to copied 75c s id e : W a lle ts p la s tic
’ e.a J2 R t . re g . m a ll. P ro fe s s io n a l P h e te
F in is h in g . D e v . 1 r o ll film , p r in t 8 e xp .
iu m b o size 30c. C H A R L E S H . M IN O R . 3730
E a g le R o c k B ir d ., L e s A n g e le s 41. C a lif .
First Letter
The letter “A ” is not only the first
letter of our alphabet, but, as the
World Book encyclopedia states, it
was the first letter of the first
known alphabet. The alphabet used
by the Seirites in 1850 B.C. started
with “A.”
Lead Poisoning
Lead poisoning in cattle often is
caused by not disposing of old paint
buckets and cans, or allowing the
cattle to have access to recently
Hoop ‘Plates'
In 1800 dishes were an almost un
known luxury in Newfoundland. Ten-
inch iron hoops were fastened to the
tables In public restaurants and the
food placed within the hoops.
Flea Control
Ten per cent DDT powder applied
to the sleeping places of dogs and
cats and in holes and runways used
by rats will control fleas in houses.
A 5 per cent DDT-kerosene spray
on floors, beneath and to top sur
faces of rugs also will help exten
sion service specialists declare.
K re m lin V ie w p o in t
The Russians see upon our stair
A business bust that isn't there;
It wasn't there again today .
They’re so afraid 'twill go
away!
In The Rough
In ancient times diamonds were
polished and worn in their natural
shapes because a method for cut
ting diamonds was not discovered
until the Middle Agea.