S o u th e r n O re g o n N e w s R e v ie w , T h u r s d a y , J u n e 26, 1Ö47
CLASSIFIED
RABBITS & SKINS
W A N T L IV E R A B B IT S 4 lbs. up. rab
bit sk in s, h id es, wool, m ohair, ca s-
cara, liv s pou ltry. R u b / k Com pany,
»35 ■. W. g r u n t, P ortlan d , Oregon.
FARM S
BOBBY
THE ANSWER MAN
CROSS
sox
Voice— A man from Cos Cob
w rites in to ask how m any copper
Bv
nails there are in an orthodox red
Kotaiid Co«
picket fence 300 feet long by 4 feet
high?
Answer—Curiously enough there
are no copper nails in a red picket
, fence, but accord.ng to the National
| Institute of P icayune D etails, a
white picket fence of this length and
! height has about 4,000 ordinary wire
; ra ils and no safety pins.
• • •
Voice— A m other In Terre Haute
asks if m ucilage can be used to
thicken v erm icelli soup?
“ W o u ld yo u c a r e to c o n trib u te to o u r b a s e b a ll fu n d ,
Answer—Y es, indeed. The Aztec
M r . B ig g s ? I t ’ s to p a y fo r an y w in d o w s w e b re a k in the
Indians, who didn't care m uch for
n e ig h b o r h o o d .”
soup anyhow, frequently used it and
even m ade ch eese sandw iches with
I cem ent.
TOWN
I»
Mill, Linkt
‘ ‘T h e y w e n t o u t to g e t ( h r c a r o v e r a h a lf h o u r
a g o . I w o n d e r, do you xuppoxe it w a x
n to le ii o r s o m e th in g ? ”
NANCY
By Ernie Bushmiller
B y M a r g a r it a
REGGIE
ftEGGiE WILL Y O U ^
BLESS MY M A ...
BLESS MY PA
FORGET ABOUT BASEBALL
AND GO TO BED !
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T H U R S D A Y - .’» Ä T
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
The ‘Reconfusion’ Period
Sing a song of snafu—
A country tied in knots . . .
A land in deep confusion.
And only sane in spots . . .
A land of soaring prices
That kill the golden goose—
A country w here a “ca se note”
Is sca rcely worth a deuce!
Sing a song of dum bness.
With each m an for h im self—
' (And far too m any fellow s
Out for a little pelf) . . .
Of no co-operation—
And not m uch sacrifice—
And everbody seeking
Som e airw ave program prize!
Izvestia has declared war on Rob
ert Taylor. It is now only a m atter
of tim e before Pravda will partition
Adolphe Menjou.
« • •
Ed Fouts, 56, a filling station
attendant in Columbus, Kas..
has saved and wound up a ball
of twine five feet in diam eter
w eighing 338 pounds and contain
ing 178 m iles of string. And they
say this country has no new fron
tiers to conquer!
•
F O R H A L E — SO-acro dairy ranch; alt
cleared W ith or w ith o u t sto c k and
eq uip m ent. S e llin g w h ole m ilk. 1 ’A
m ile s from tow n : on ichpol bus
rou te W ellm an B ros., B t. 1, P o ri
A n g ele s, W ash in gton .
FLO W ER S & BULBS
W A T E R L IL IE S , w h ite and It. pink,
»1; red, y e llo w and dk. pink, »1.50
ea. W ater h y a c in th s, 4 for 50c;
»1.50 doz. A ll p la n ts P o st Paid,
g o ld fish and w ater p la n ts B arteh er
Q old flah F arm , B t. 1, A lb an y, Ore
gon.
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E L E C T R IC MOTOR, pum p and m a
c h in e sh op e m p lo y in g 4 m otor m en
a n d 1 m a c h in ist, c o m p le te ly eq u ip
ped, w ith a ll t o o ls and m a ch in ery
t o h a n d le a ll s iz e s w ork; 2 tru ck s,
la r g e In ven tory, n e w ly r e b u ilt b u ild
in g w ith n ic e 5 room p a r tly fu r n
ish e d a p a r tm en t u p sta ir s ; m ore th an
2 m o n th s w ork ahead n o w and am
w o r k in g th e m en o v e rtim e. T h is
p r o p e r ty a lo n e is w o r th th e p rice
a sk ed A ll th e w o rk you can h an dle
th e y e a r around. P riced r ig h t fo r a
q u ick s a le on a c c o u n t o f poor h ea lth .
W r ite to Shop 3839 S a cra m en to B lv d ,
S a c r a m en to , C aliforn ia.
FOR SA LE—HOTEL
C om plete w ith 19 room s to rent. Can se r v e
m ea ls if d esir ed , it is a ll equipped. All-
fu rn ish ed goin g b u sin ess. *15.000 cash.
BOX 403
- - -
C hallis. Idvhe
O PE R A T E D E P E N D A B L E M ail O rder
B u sin e ss, fa st se lle r s, la rg e profits, w on
derful opportunitv. PRO G R ESS
MAIL
O R D ER . Box 1374, Indianapolis », Ind.
L IV E S T O C K
FOR
SA L E — R e g iste r e d
m ilk in g
sh o rth o rn herd, on e bu ll, f iv e cow s,
tw o bu ll c a lv e s, one h e ife r c a lf.
O ne or a ll. F ran k L a sh er, B t . 3,
B o x 146, B o rin g , O regon.
R E G IS T E R E D P O L L E D H E R E F O R D
Y E A R L IN G B U L L S . D om in o B lood
lin e s . T hick, lo w b u ilt, b e e fy and
g e n tle . »200.00 to »300.00. BL L M in.
z el, C o lv ille, W a sh in g to n .
M IS C E L L A N E O U S
P .T .19-A — J u s t r elice n se d . F u se la g e
j u s t recovered , 430 hrs. on m otor.
P e r fe c t co n d itio n th ru ou t. »1065.
H ow ard D. P e te r s , 1520 T h ayer
D r iv e , B lc h la n d , W n.
______FOR SALE______
B B F B 1 O E B A T O B E Q U IP M E N T
S a le s & S e r v ic e, H om e lo ck ers, b o ttle
co o le rs, reach In b oxes. M eat c a se s.
E v e r y th in g in r e fr ig e r a tio n P ortla n d
R e fr ig e r a tio n Co., 1516 H. E. H lll-
ln g sw o r th , P o rtla n d , O regon. P h .
T B . 6S44.
AUTO S. TR U C K S
& ACCES.
SKAGIT Y A R D E R . BU-140. w ith C hrysler
In d u strial 8. n ew . P riced right for ouick
sa le . FR EM O N D BE A N . Grand Ronde,
Ore. P hon e 2137 ev en in g s.
Bill Murray asks, "Remember au ay
M U S IC A L IN S T R U M E N T S
back when we couldn't get gas for our j
to THE ACCORDION C EN TER for
autos? N o w we can't get cars for our Write
your n ew or used ACCORDION and sa v e .
STANCATO ACCORDION CO.
gas."
7301 G reenwood A ve.
S eattle 3» W ash.
• • •
We have alw ays wondered what
R E A L E S T A T E — M IS C .
a letter carrier does on his vaca- '
F O R S A L E — R ea so n a b le. 142 aore
tion. And we saw one. b elieve it or
ranch, 45 a c r e s cleared . L arge m od
ern h ou se, 6 bedroom s, e le c tr ic ity ,
not, at a stam p show.
e x c e lle n t g r a v ity w a te r, 11 head o f
• • •
VIRGIL
Cause f o r E la tio n
SILENT ÇAM
RANCHES
Voice — A young woman from
IN S T R U C T I O N
Lemon City, F la., wants to know
G ET TOI'R BOOK—F u ll of m oney-m aking
whether the ant is really diligent or Ideas, form ulas, inform ation. L iterature
fr e e . Write M. L. TIK K ER. ISM Albany,
whether it only se em s so by
D etroit 20. Mich.
com parison with governm ent em
ployees?
Answer—An ant in good health F O R SA L E — W e ld in g and b la c k sm ith -
Ing shop, fu lly equipped. B u ild in g
and with its m ind on business can
tO'xlOO’; fu r n ish ed a p a rtm en t In
i tow 3,000 grains of sand 11.000
rear. E. J. M ock, B a rria h n rg , Ore
I yards in a 10-hour day. This is dill- ! gon.
gence of a high quality.
P A R T N E R S s p lit t in g — W ill s a c r ific e
• • •
sm a ll C o ffee sh o p for q u ick sale.
Cat JP P id d le, 3362 W. B. U n ion
Voice—A 7-year-old child in Min
A v e., P o rtla n d , O regon.
neapolis w ants to know if it is true
S A C R IF IC E SA L E — B eca u se o f oth er
that all southpaw pitchers sleep in
In ter ests.
E le c tr ic
s a le s,
se r v ic e
and c o n tr a c tin g sto r e, w ith m a n y
their socks?
fr a n c h ise s. 2 se r v ic e tr u c k s, com
Answer—No. I knew one in the
p le te sto c k . In p ro sp ero u s d airy
co u n try . W rite or phone M.fcM.
Three E ye league once who wore a
E le c tr ic , Seq u im , W a sh in g to n .
glove on one foot.
F O R SA L E — 17 U n it M otel s t r ic t ly
• • •
m odern. In dian J e w e lr y & Curio
Voice—A man in Kew Gardens
s to r e in con n ectio n . W r its B o x 542,
M
t. S h a sta , CaU f.
asks . . .
,
FOR
SA L E — W reck in g serv ., sa lv a g e
Answer—Yes. he is quite right.
yard, m ach in e sh op, in C o a st tow n .
’ In m ost unbrellas the handles are
»10,000.00 dow n, bai on term s. W r ite
' on the top, m aking a total height of
or c a ll fo r Inform ation. A rth u r's
W
reck in g , R eed sp ort, O regon, B o x 5.
1 14.800 feet, and having their young
i only in spring, but som e authorities A U T O CO U R T— 9 cab in s, sp a ce fo r
10 tr a ile r s, g ro ce ry sto r e an d n ic e
i say it w as Lincoln, not Steve
r esid en ce on beach h ig h w a y a t F o r
: Brodie. Listen tomorrow for the an
e s t G rove.
R ea so n a b le deal w ith
ow n er. B . X,. L illy , B t . 1, F o r e s t
sw ers to such questions as "Can a
O rove, O regon.
I cow play the harm onica?" “How
F
O
R SA L E — W e ll-e s ta b lish e d b u si
m any hairs are there in an old
n e ss , s te e l ta n k m a n u fa c tu r in g and
fashioned goatskin trunk?" "Who
m e ta l w e ld in g and fa b r ica tio n w orks.
S e ll se r v ic e sta tio n eq u ip m en t. M ust
invented the buttonhook?" and “ Is a
be sold , due to d eath o f p roprietor.
man with the h ives in a preferred
A d d ress in q u iries P . O. B o x 695,
W a lla W aU a, W a sh in g to n or W a its
; position to raise bees profitably at
b u rg W e ld in g W o r k s , W a itsb u rg ,
1 hom e?"
W a sh .
• • •
Sing a song of deadends—
«With m any now in view ) —
With li*e oltav for squirrels
As m ore queer notions brew . . .
Of double talk and buncom be
And folks who are not keen
For seein g w here they’re going
But only w here they’ve been!
• • •
REG LAR FELLERS
AND
N E W B E R G , 50-ACRK KA KM— 1 m l.
W e st o f N ew b erg on 9!»W. A lo v e
ly farm . .Modern hou se. I-arge barn
b e in g con verted Into a grade A
d a iry , IS sta n ch io n s, dr. cu p s. Lrg.
m ach. sh ed . G arage. L o v e ly t ile m ilk
h o u se and fr u it room . C hick hse.
fe ed hse . elec, m otor-d riven grin der
and a tta ch m en t. I.o ts o f good w ater.
3 a. sub. clo v er, 1« a. o a ts, 3 a.
w h ea t, ab ou t 2 a. filb e r ts, 8 a. reg.
clo v er, 12 a. prepared for g r a s s seed.
B al. p a stu re and th» v e ry b est, su b -
irr ig a te d . fiO-T silo . W e ll fenced.
»20,000
term s Ph. S5«H. Y ack ey
B e a l B atate, M e w b e r g , O regon.
P h o n e 31F4 B ee.
By Jeff Hayes
A vain, sm ug guy
He just obtained
Is Chidsey Spires
Four w hitew all tires!
. . .
John Gunther, ‘he country’s fore
m ost insider, has a new book “In
side the U. S. A.” Guiit'.ier has now
been inside practically everything,
but he presented a peculiarly pa
thetic figure the other day so sty
m ied in a d esire to get into a tele
phone booth that he g ave it up.
• • •
A college has opened a course for
traffic policem en and for prosecu
tors and judges in traffic courts
The college yell, as we get it. is:
Razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle.
Sis! Boom! Bah!
Over to the curb, kid!
Rah! Rah! Rah!
• • • ,
T hese predictions of a blitz of the
United States by an enem y with
Atom ic bom bs stir us. But we still
b elieve that no nation would want
to lick A m erica. If it did, who could
It get to finance the peace?
c a ttle , so m e m ach in ery. Y ear rou.id
creek th ru place. L o g g ed o f f land
a v a ila b le i f in te re ste d In c a t t l e
ranch. S. K ortos, B t. 1, B o x 222,
W oodland, W ash in g to n .
S P E C IA L
D E N T IS T R Y on
CREDIT TERM S
fofco 5, 10, 15 Month» to Pay
D r . H arry S emler , V
& d i& t
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