S o u th e r n O re g o n N e w s R e v ie w , T h u r s d a y , J u n e 19, 1947
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A rth u r R a n k ,
P r o d u c e r of ‘‘G r e a t E x p e c ta tio n s ,”
D e a r A rt:
Y ou a r e In a w ay of g e ttin g in to
s e r io u s tro u b le . T h e re is no te llin g
w h a t m a y h a p p e n to you. Y ou h a v e
g o n e a n d p ro d u c e d a g r e a t c la s s ic
a s if th e o rig in a l book m e a n t a n y ­
th in g
You h a v e n o t c h a n g e d th e
n a m e to “ T h e H o m ic id a l S ta i r c a s e .”
" H e r O th e r M a n ,” " M u r d e r F o r
F u n ” o r a n y th in g lik e th a t.
You
d id n o t e v e n c a ll it “ G r e a t E x p e c ta ­
tio n s. Son of D ic k e n s .”
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mo fa r, t' bother me by askin' about i t ! ”
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to th a t you d id n o t h ire a sta ff of
p u b lic ity m e n w ho h a d sp e c ia liz e d
in th e h ig h a r t of g e ttin g in to m o v ie
a d v e r t is e m e n t a n a n g le th a t w ould
a p p e a l to th e b a s e r in s tin c ts . No­
w h e re in ‘‘G r e a t E x p e c ta tio n s " a d s
h a v e s e e n lin e s lik e “ T e lls a sh o c k ­
in g ta le of h id d e n love! . . . “ G rip s
you w ith th e d e ta ils of h id d e n m u r ­
d e r ! ” . . . " S h o c k s an d te r r if ie s ! ”
. . . “ S ee w h a t m a d e th is m a n kill
a n d kill an d k il l! ” e tc .
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boy-friend?”
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p a r t m e n t to d o is to a d v e r tis e th is
a s a m o v ie p ic tu re v e rs io n of one
I o f th e g r e a t w o rk s of C h a rle s D ic k ­
e n s, e v e n g o in g so f a r a s to e m ­
p h a s iz e th a t it is D ic k e n s a ll th e
w a y th ro u g h . Y ou e v e n a llo w e d th e
w o rd " e x p e c ta tio n s ” to s ta y in th e
ti tl e in s te a d of e x c lu d in g it on th e
g ro u n d m o v ie a u d ie n c e s c o u ld n o t
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h o r s e c o r r a l in te rlu d e s , a few su-
p e rd o o p e r d a n c e s in a su p e r-d o o p e r
n ig h tc lu b , a c o u p le of n a m e b a n d s
a n d a big s c e n e in w h ich D ick en s
s te p s a s id e fo r so m e h o o fe rs, sa lo o n
c o m ic s a n d a g ir l q u a r t e t w h ich ju s t
g o t a te r r if if p lu g on a ra d io d is c
jo c k e y p ro g r a m . D ic k e n s c a n go it
a lo n e.
Y o u rs, E lm e r .
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REG’LAR FELLERS
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“ S w ap— Six to n s b a le d h a y , n e v e r
w et. fo r c h e a p h o rs e . B u tle r 9-0211.”
— P a te r s o n N ew s.
B e n ja m in Hook s a y s he th in k s
th is m a n h a s b e e n fo llo w in g m o d e rn
e c o n o m ic s a n d w ill h a v e to buy
b a c k th e h a y to feed th e h o rse .
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carryon
I t m ig h t be w ell to d e m o n s tra te ,
too, th a t s o m e th in g is w ro n g if a
s te e rin g w h e e l tu r n s all th e w ay
a ro u n d a s in ro u le tte , th a t a u to is ts
o v e r 18 y e a r s of a g e h a v e a le g a l
r ig h t to b e o u td o o rs , too, a n d th a t
no m a t t e r w h a t th e s a le s m a n sa y s ,
a to u r in g c a r h a s no la t e r a l w ings
o r ru d d e rs .
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Y ou m e r e ly h a v e to w a tc h th e
g ro w n u p s h a n d le a n a u to m o b ile to
re a liz e th a t th e L ittle R ed School-
h o u se h a s b e e n te a c h in g th e w ro n g
th in g s all th e s e y e a r s . It is no h elp
to a p e d e s tr ia n to know th a t he h a s
b e e n ru n o v e r by a m a n w ho could
r e a d a n d w rite w ell.
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By Arthur Pointer
JITTER
T h e id e a of p u b lic sch o o l in s tr u c ­
tio n in a u to m o b ile d riv in g is g e ttin g
p la c e s . C le v e la n d h a s b e e n doing
it fo r so m e tim e .
I t now w ill be
tr ie d in a B ro o k ly n v o c a tio n a l high
school. W hy n o t in all sc h o o lro o m s
e v e ry w h e re ?
B etween
CUSTO M ERS WITH
Y O U R .S T U F F - -
I' ll BE B a c k
IN A H O U R - / g e e ,
OR. s o !
(^THANKS.
P a r d o n a b le Im p re s s io n
JIM.'
‘T w a s th e n ig h t b e fo re X m a s.
O r so th o u g h t th e G re e k s .
T h e T u rk s , th e C h in e se a n d
P e r h a p s M o z a m b iq u e s.
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By Len Klei»
VIRGIL
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“ H is a c tiv itie s a r e in c o n s is te n t
w ith th e fa ith fu l p e r f o r m a n c e of h is
d u ty .” s a y s M a y o r C fD w y e r of N ew
Y o rk c o n c e rn in g a c ity o fficia l a l­
le g e d to h a v e u se d h is p o sitio n to
g e t c o n s id e ra b le m o n e y fro m a n oil
com pany.
T h e u n d e r s ta te m e n t of
th e y e a r , if th e c h a r g e s a r e p ro v ed .
it w ould se e m .
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Adil new disenreries of 1947: A
¡mall glau of draft beer at a charge of
17 cents!
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F A R M M A C H IN E R Y 4
E Q U IP .
JO H N D E E R E N o M H ill Mo oom«
b in e on rubber; 12 ft. header; p ic k ,
up reel; clo v er, vetch , pea a tta c h ­
m en ts; pickup un it; a ll in A -l
shape. K en n eth M cA dam s, G aston,
O regon, B t. 2.
FA RM S AND RA N CH ES
(27-ACTtB s t o c k
or dairy ranch.
S p rin gs, wood, a lfa lfa , grain , fru it,
m all, sc h o o l, e le c tr ic ity , o ft sp rin g
w a te r piped In house. F arm e q u ip ­
m ent In clud ing new tractor. S m ile s
H W. o f Addy, W ash. P rice 114,590.
M. A. H arp el, B t. 2, A ddy, W ash.
D OG S. C A TS. PETS. ETC .
FOR 8AI.E — Labrador Retriever pups.
Whelped Apr. 3. Registered. U. S. and
English champion stock. MRS. A. E.
B O i.l)li:. Bos 11«, Florence, Oregon.
FLOW ERS 4
B U L3S
W A T E R L IL IE S , w h ite and It. pink.
SI; red. y e llo w and dk. pink, 11.50
ea. W ater h y a c in th s. 4 for 50c;
J 1.59 doz. A ll p la n ts P o st Paid,
g o ld fish and w ater p la n ts. B artch er
G o ld fish F arm , B t. 1, A lb a n y , Ore­
gon.
IN S T R U C T IO N
V E T E R A N S and n o n -v ete ra n s learn
th e a r t o f s e x in g baby c h ick s.
S ch ool approved under GJ b ill. E l­
ig ib ilit y
c e r tific a te
req uired
for
G ls . F ir st c la s s b eg in s M ay 19.
N e w c la s s e s b e g in n in g each w eek.
F o r In form ation c a ll W'E 7330 or
B ea v erto n 29 IS. G rove s e x in g sch ool,
c / o H. B . G rove. 2934 N. E. 33. 3.
H. Cole, r t. 1, box 346 B ea v erto n .
R E A L E S T A T E — M IS C .
F O R SA L E — R eason ab le. 142 aore
ranch, 4 5 a c re s cleared. L arge m od­
ern hou se, 6 bedroom s, e le c t r ic it y
e x c e lle n t g r a v ity w ater, ,1 head o f
c a ttle , som e m ach in ery. Y ear round
creek thru p lace. L ogged o f f land
a v a ila b le i f in te re ste d in c a t t l e
ranch S. X o rtee, B t. 1, B o x 222,
W oodland, W a sh in g to n .
M O T E L new m odern, 12 u n its, 11
com p leted ,
fu r n ish ed ,
lin en .
Be«
tw e e n to u r ist se a so n ren t a s fu r n ­
ish ed a p a r tm en ts to c o n str u c tio n
w ork ers
Xo ren t c e ilin g s . F u ll
price $30.fl,|9. J o h n so n M otel, Cou­
le e C ity, W a sh in g to n .
" B U S IN E S S 4 IN V E S T . O P P O R .
F O R SALK — W eld in g and b la c k sm lth -
ln g sh op, fu lly equipped. B u ild in g
59 x109’; fu r n ish ed a p a r tm e n t in
rear. E. J. M ock, H a rr isb u rg , O re­
gon,
S E R V IC E ST A T IO N m en, g e t b u sy
an d g e t th is. 3 y e a r s le a s e . B ig
g a s sto r a g e . On U S 99 c en te r o f
C ity . You can In crease t h is 200% .
R eal sick . Sac. 23,150. Good lo n g
term s. Joh n M urphy, N e w b er g , O re­
gon .
S A C R IF IC E S A L E — B e ca u se o f o th er
In ter ests.
E le c tr ic ’ sa le s.
s e r v ic e
a n d c o n tr a c tin g store, w i t h m a n y
fr a n c h ise s. 2 se r v ic e tru ck s, co m ­
p le te sto ck . In p ro sp ero u s d airy
c o u n tr y . W rite or ph on e M .S K .
E le c tr ic , Seq u im , W a sh in g to n .
TAVERN FOR SALE
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WANTED—Paint and body man. Good
proposition for right man.
erences. Kunkel Bros.. Ford. Havre. Mont.
L IV E S T O C K
FOR
SA L E — R e g iste r e d
m ilk in g
■shorthorn herd, one bu ll, f iv e c o w s,
tw o b u ll c a lv e s, one h e ife r c a lf.
One or a ll. F ra n k L a sh er , B t . 2,
B o x 148, B o r in g , O regon.
MISCELLANEOUS
F O R SA L E — T o ile ts, la v a to r ie s , sin k s,
c a s t Iron so il pipe and f it t in g s , alt
siz e s. N ew . L e s s th an r e ta il. D en
su b d iv isio n . F . O. B o x 729, I o n -
burg, O regon.
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M IL K C O O LER S
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W ash ab le B elts
B e lts fo r w-ash d re s s e s should
b e m a d e of w a sh a b le m a te ria ls ,
w ith b u ck les o r trim m in g th a t w ill
n o t ru s t, a n d lin in g th a t h olds its
stiffn ess.
R ow s of stitc h in g w ill
h e lp stiffen b e lts th a t a re to be
w ash ed .
F a r m F ir e s
E v e ry m e m b e r of the farm , fa m ily
sh o u ld be fa m ilia r w ith a sim p le
f a r m fire-fighting plan. T he first five
m in u te s a re m o s t Im p o rta n t in re s ­
c u in g th e fa m ily , sen d in g o u t th e
a la r m a n d fighting th e fire b efo re
it g ets o u t of co n tro l.
E fficien cy C ounts
On liv e sto c k fa r m s th e efficiency
w ith w hich th e liv e sto c k is p ro d u c e d
o r p u rc h a s e d , and fed an d m a r k e t­
e d h a s m o re to do w ith m a k in g
f a r m in co m es h ig h o r low th a n any
o th e r fa c to r.
T h irty -s e v e n fa m ilie s on r e lie f in
N ew Y ork w e re p u t up in h otel
ro o m s, th e bill b e in g $400 a m o n th
in so m e c a s e s .
A nd th e r e is th e
s to ry of o n e m a n c o m p la in in g th a t
he w ould p r e f e r a h o te l n e a r e r the
beach.
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F a v o r W hite P a in t
In a p a in t e x h ib it a t A tlan tic C ity,
N. J ., 20,000 v is ito rs w ho w e re
polled on th e ir choice of co lo r fo r a
h o m e g a v e a n o v e rw h e lm in g m a ­
jo r ity in p ic k in g w hite o u t of 27
colors.
S u m m a ry on a B ritish
A n n iv e r s a ry
M a k in g C heese
T o m a k e h a r d c h e e se of good fla­
v o r. th e m ilk should h e sw e e t a n d
of th e h ig h e s t p o ssib le q u a lity .
Q u ality of th e finished c h e e se w ill
b e d e te rm in e d la rg e ly b y q u a lity of
fre s h m ilk u s e d ; u sin g c o rr e c t te m ­
p e ra tu re s , e sp e c ia lly cooking th e
c u rd to th e rig h t p o in t; d ev elo p ­
m e n t of c o rr e c t a c id ity ; p re s s in g
th e c u rd to a sufficient d ry n e s s ,
an d p ro p e r c u rin g . R ip e n e d c h e e se
d ep en d s
on
d e s ira b le
b a c te r ia l
g ro w th fo r its good flavor, b u t un­
d e sira b le b a c te ria w ill spoil th e
flavor.
T h e Q ueen w a s in h e r g lo ry
H o ld in g q u ite a c o u rt;
A nd all th e ro y a l b ig g ie s
W ere se llin g w o rrie s s h o r t;
T h e D uke w a s on th e d o o rs te p
E x p la in in g to h is b rid e
T h e first 10 y e a r s w e re h a r d e s t
At g e ttin g h e r in s id e .
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X.
W A N T L IV E R A B B IT S 4 lbs. up, rab­
bit sk in s, h id es, wool, inohalr, c a s ­
e i n liv« p ou ltry B u b y B C om pany,
935 S. W F ro n t, P ortlan d , O rsgon.
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