I O W N E R S: "Blue" or "B row n“ your g u n s, r ifle s , r ev o lv er s and Tem per" sp rin g s. M oney sa v in g u a ra n te e d . M a n u f a c tu r e r 's s e c re ts . 1.00 each, the th ree 32 00 P . Chnbb, P. O. B ox 776, W a lla W alla, W a sh ­ in gton . GGN f R E F R IG E R A T IO N P L A ST IC A R T IF IC IA L E Y E S ! G uar­ a n teed a life tim e ! M edical d isc o v e ry r ep la c es g la s s e y e s! E lim in a te s breakage, d iscoloration , corrosion. Send d escrip tio n o f e y e or g la s s e y e a s m odel. G uaranteed fit. Iden­ tical m atch fo r 335. Approved by m edical a u th o rities. Send no m oney! C olum bia P la s tic L ab oratories, Bm . 7, K irch B ld g. 613H M ain, V an ­ couver, W ash . E Q U IP M E N T . S a le s & Service. Horae lockers, bot­ tle coolers, reach In boxes. M eat c a se s. E v e ry th in g In refrigeration . P O B T L A X D B B F B IG Z B A T IO X CO., IS I S V . E. K llU n gaw orth , P ortland , O rtgon . Ph. T R 6644. B Z E B E Q U IP M E N T B e a u tifu l 3 & 4 K eg. A ll s ta in le s s s te e l B eer C ab in ets. TR. 6644. E v e ry ­ th in g In R efrig era tio n . P o rtla n d B e fr lg sr a tlo n Co. 1516 X . B. X lU ln g sw o r th I t . FARMS AND RANCHES Education's okay . . . But it doesn't quite prepare you for the whirlpool of life you meet after school!” NANCY By Ernie Buahmiller 31 A C R ES, 15 clea r. N ea r M onroe; 8- rootn m odern hou se, bath, electric tank, range. P o u ltry or berry laffd. L eo P . O erow , M onroe, W ash in gton . S T R A W B E R R Y Im p roved E verb ear­ in g M astodon. 31.75 per 100, 37.50 per 500, 312.50— 1000 or m ore. P re­ p aid . Zd Carney, B o u te 4, Ida ha P a lls , Idaho. T H O R N L E SS L oganb erry P la n ts fo r sale. L o u is M alen sh y, B o u te 5, H ills ­ boro, Oregon. C R A W L E R T Y P E TRA CTO R a t w ill In fe w m in u tes! U s in g p a t e n t e d D eard orff tra ctio n t r e a d s on you r rubber tires. Send se lf-a d d r e sse d e n ­ velop e w ith fu ll In form ation on typ e tra cto r you have, rear tire Blze, eto., to B ari I. D ea rd o rff, B o u te 3, B ox 961, P ortlan d , O regon. C O N V E N IE N T L Y l o c a t e d 60 acre d airy farm In p rod u ctive W ynoochee V alley. 35 fe r tile a cres In c u ltiv a tio n w ith rem aind er in rich pastu re and E V E R B E A R IN G S T R A W B E R R Y a d eq u a te tim ber. A ll n e c e ssa r y bld gs., P L A N T S . G iant Gem . T w e n ty -tw o In clu d in g sem i-m od ern h o u s e . On f if t y , prepaid, th ou san d . L ee S er­ good h ig h w a y . Sam e ow n er 30 yrs. g e a n t, M onitor, O regon. illn e s s fo r ce s Im m ediate sale. At b ar­ gain price! W rite W arren M obray, M E D IC IN E c a n n o t cure a r th r itis, 527 So. 4th S t., M ontesano, W a sh ­ rh eu m a tism etc. B ook b y e m in en t in gton . d ieticia n . Dr. W illia m H ow ard H ay. M. D., t e lls h ow to cure m an y a il­ JO H N DA Y V A L L E Y 80 A. farm , over m en ts b y diet alone. W rite fo r p a r­ 50 A. c u lt. B al. p astu re, part good tic u la r s to P red A . B lllo tt, S e e le y farm land. Good w a te r r ig h ts a l­ Lake, M ontana. m o st a ll th is farm can be Irrigated. 4-bedroom h ou se, con crete fo u n d a ­ S T R A W B E R R IE S IX S T B A D OP tion . Good w ater, h ou se n ot w ired RUXXBRS b u t p ow er lin e Just b u ilt by door. s ta te -c e r tifie d R o ck h llls. P la n t now . B u s to stan d ard grade & h igh school. g e t un interrupted su p p ly la rg e fr a ­ On H ig h w a y 28. 2 under-ground c e l­ g r a n t berries th is J u ly t ill fr o st. la rs. G arage, w oodshed, good c h ick ­ M ain crop a fte r birds go. 10c each: en hou se, gran ery, som e equipm ent. 39— 100. A. P ifle ld , C op alis C ross­ in g , W ash. C all nr w rite TOD MOOBE k SOX, MT. V E B X O X , OBBOOX. RO C K H ILL E V E R B E A R IN G S tr a w ­ 42 A C R ES f u ll bearin g p each es and berry P la n ts. L ots 100, 7c, lo t s p ears. C h eh alis and N ew b erg loam ; 1000, 5c prepaid. D A V ID B. L O P - tw o good r esid en ce s w ith o il heat; G R B X , B o u te 3, B o x 576, B e a v er ­ ton, Ore. s ix o th e r b u ild in g s. T ractor, truck and In f a c t a ll n e c e s sa r y eq u ip m en t fo r th e op eration o f th e p lace In­ S T R A W B E R R Y P L A N T S — M arsh all str a w b er ry p lan ts, a v a il, n ow at clu ded In p rice all In good order 312 per M.. on orders o f 10,000 a s w ell a s a b e a u tifu l p lace to live. or m ore. See or w r ite C harles X . P a v em e n t fr o n ta g e and c lo se to W erner, 407 B. J a c k so n St., H ills ­ sto r e s and sch o o l and not fa r from boro, O regon. Salem . P rice 342,000. A d dress S a l­ em . O regon, B te . 2, B o x 164. P hone S T E E L grain b in s fo r e a rly sp rin g 2-2384. d elivery. S iz es from 600 b u sh els to 2550 b u sh els. X o r th w e s t F arm ers 560 A C R E S, u n irrigated . G rain and S u p p ly Co., F. O. B o x 940, T acom a, sto c k ranch. W rite L yd e B u ck - W ash . h o u se , A rlee, M ontana. FOR SALE—3 m illion secon d grow th fli and one o f ald er for $10,000, 3 m iles from Toledo. A lso 80 a. dairy $12,000 Might trad e. O wner B ox 7, Toledo, Oregon. B usiness & invest 7 oppor . SM ALL c o u n tr y h o te l and to u r ist cab in s, near b e a u tifu l lak e on m ain h ig h w a y K o o ten a y D istr ict. B r itish C olum bia. C o m p le tely fu r n ish ed and m odern. In h ea rt o f fish in g , h u n t­ in g and to u r ist d istr ic t. B argain a t 315,000. W rite D. P oole, B o x 4, X e ed les, B. C. MACHINERY TRA CTO RS, dozer equipm ent, cranes, road grad ers, road c o n str u c tio n m ach in ery, lo g g in g w in ch es, Indus tr ia l pow er p la n ts, c e n tr ifu g a l pu m p s and h e a v v equipm ent. — S T A T E L IX E TRA CTO R CO., P t. o f I n te r sta te B rid g e, V an cou ver, W a i l FARM MACHINERY & EQUIP? W ESTERN RED CEDAR FENCE POSTS «.vwwvw,. S a le by Carloads. B O N N E R C E D A R C O .. S andp oin t, Id a h o . MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS Write to the ACCORDION C EN TER for your new or used Accordion and save. ST A N C A TO A C C O R D IO N CO. 7301 G r e en w o o d A v e n u e . S e a ttle ?, W ash. •‘N o r th w e s t’« A c co rd io n H e a d q u a r te r s ” PHOTOGRAPHY FILM D evelop ed , 2 p r in ts each good n e g a tiv e 25c. R e p r in ts 2c. F a st s e r ­ v ice and e x ce le n t q u a lity . Send f iv e n e g a tiv e s fo r F R E E sa m p les. R ex P hoto, Ogden, U tah . PHO TO H A N D colored in color o f hair, ey es, etc. In clud ing m ailin g. P h o to 20 L in coln St., M edford, o il. G ive 69 c e n ts C oloring, O regon. REAL ESTATE—MISC. G ARA G E and se r v ic e sta tio n . 2 new g a s pum ps, new a ir com p ressor, g a s and elec, w eld ers. A ll g a r a g e equip. Good b u sin e ss and loc. O w ner sic k and m u st s e ll a t once. C ash or term s. A lso s e ll h ou se and riv er fr o n ta g e on San d y R iver. Good cam p and p icn ic ground s. 30 m l. E. o f P ortlan d on h iw a y 50. 9 m i. E. o f Sandy, Ore. E. W. M oreland, C h erryville, Ore. INSTRUCTION I.E A R N W ELDING A cety len e—O xygen and A re. D ay «and N ight C la sses. F ree Tuition to V eterans. ROLL Developed — O vernight S erv ice. 2 H igh G loss P rin ts ea ch n eg a tiv e. All siz es, 25c. R e-prints. 3c each . FOX S T U D IO S G eneral sh eet m etal work of all types In stock or m ade to order. Copper and sta in ­ less ste e l work. S p ecialty m anu factu ring, - i °„r. . _ com pIete inform ation telep h one EA 0102, w rite, or v isit our salesroom . POULTRY. CHICKS T U R K E Y P O U L T S, w h o le sa le p rices. S. approved, pu llorum clean . W illa m e tte H a tch er y , P h . 4949, E u ­ gen e, O regon. B A B 7 CHICKS— E V E R Y W E E K N e w H am p., P arm ., L eg., R ock, T ur- ken. P ek in , B u ff, M allard, M use. D uck. MCCARTHY HATCHERY, O sw ego, O regon. R . I. B E D CHICKS A ll breeders on our ow n farm and te sted fo r B.W .D. by O regon S ta te C ollege. S c h u ltz 's R ed s are one o f th e b est la y in g str a in s In th e w e st. C h icks 315 per hundred prepaid. S ch u ltz's R ed H a tch er y , R t. 5, B ox 312, P o rtla n d 1, O regon. SPECIAL BETTER H E A L TH ! • Hemorrhoids • Rectal and Colon Ailments • G a itr it Ulcer Treated without Hospital Operation Write or call lor FREE descriptive Booklet Alosday through Friday: 10 A ,M to 3 P. M. Evening: Monday, Wednesday, Friday 7 to 9 Dr. C. J. DEAN CLINIC Physician a n d Surgeon N. E. Com er E. Burnside and Grand Avenue Telephone EAst 3918. Portland 14, Oregon DOGS, CATS, PETS, ETC. B L U E A U S T R A L IA N c a ttle and sh ee p dogs. A ehm ead S to ck R an ch , Ches ter, M ont. W A N T TO B U Y good sto c k d og o r 2 pups th a t w ill be sto c k d o g s. B o x 297, C h ester, M ontana. BABY BOY P E K IN G E S E R ed m ale dog $70. R eg. stud se rv ice. BPAFFO RD K E N N E L S , V e r n o n ia . O re. Pity the Poor Senators When Edward Everett Hale was chaplain of the senate, some­ one asked him, “Do you pray for the senators, Dr. Hale?” “No, I look at the senators and pray for the country," he replied. Same Old Story “Congress is so strange,” com­ mented Boris Marshalov, after a visit to the spectators’ gallery of the House of Representatives. “A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens — and then everybody disagrees.” i DENTAL PLATES AMO ALL BRA N CH ES OF DENTISTRY on CREDIT TERMS HELP WANTED FO U R H IG H prod u cin g R eg. J e r s e y s to fresh en . 2 In F eb., o th e r s M arch and M ay. F ew h e ifer s. M rs. H. L . P lan k , R t. 2, J u n ctio n C ity, Ore. & EQUIP. W H IT E L E G H O R N CH ICKS. L arge ty p e h e n s m ated to co ck erels w ith dam record s o f 250 to over 300 e g g s. S ton er's P o u ltr y F arm , A u r­ ora, O regon. 320 N E . Sacram ento. Portland 12. Or«. MU 90H0 R E G IS T E R E D A B E B D B E X A X G U S C om ing y e a rlin g h e ife r s & b u lls. C ow s and 2-year-old h e ifer s bred to prize w in n in g b u lls to c a lf In th e sp rin g and c o w s w ith c a lv e s a t side. H a r ­ old E. B ow m an , R ock y R id g e Ranch, R o y , W ash . On P ule L in e Road, reached v ia M ountain H ig h w a y ou t o f T acom a. B lllin x s , M o n ta n a Portable and stationary hot w ater heaters from 3 to 60 gal. capacity. * LIVESTOCK - , , . . C5 I12 >S SH EET METAL WORKS -■148 H urn.ide St., Portland 15, Ore. A com plete lin e of heating and. a ir con­ ditioning u n its In oil. g a s or erectrlclty. B asem ent, u tility room and floor model» a vailab le w ith autom atic or m anual con­ trols. W E L D IN G SCHOOL W A N T E D — L ig h t cow b oy or e x e r c ise boy to break and tak e care o f fou r c o lts. 2 y rs. old. M ust be sob er and exp erien ced w ith race h orses. 3200.00 per m onth. N. P. GenzoU, F ern d ale, C aliforn ia. - > l Jv » '.. . fofc« 5 , 10,15 Months Io Pay D r . H arry S emler , ALISKY R if o - 3»p & MORRISON • PORTLAND. ORE Premeditated Poverty “Why, Ned, are y o u n o t ashamed to walk the streets with twenty holes in your stockings? W h y d o n ’ t you get them mended ?” “I am above it," replied Ned, “for a hole is the accident of the day, but a darn is premeditated poverty." Bulletin Said the little calf to the silo, “Is my fodder in there?" With Different Emphasis A vicar’s little daughter was once asked if her father ever preached the same sermon over again. She replied: “I believe he does; only he shouts and thumps on the pulpit in different places." When a Nobleman Fell It is told of Bernard Shaw th at he once missed his umbrella from the stand a t his club. Subse­ quently he placed a notice in the hall requesting the nobleman to replace it. “Why do you say the noble­ man?" asked his friend. “Isn’t it rather crude sarcasm?” “Not at all,” replied Shaw. “The constitution of this club says that It is comprised of ‘noblemen and gentlemen.’ He couldn’t be a gentleman who removed my um­ brella, could he?"