Image provided by: Ashland School District #5; Ashland, OR
About Southern Oregon miner. (Ashland, Or.) 1935-1946 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 2, 1947)
WEEKLY NEWS ANALYSIS CIO Girds for New Wage Drive; U.N. Closes Meet in Harmony; M ore R ental U nits Planned. MMY-EO-MllND Constructive GOP CimjiTt-ss o M.I Ql o*‘ v / J Cl ’ -e—. t***so" I 1 c.~Uw R eleased bv W e ste rn N e w s p a p e r U n to n . I l n i T O R 'S N O T E : W h en opinion» a r» » < p rr» » » < In Ih r « » co lu m n ». Ill» » a r t lho»> at n r » l » r n \ p o i p . i p r r I nlon , n t « » a n a l) » ! » and nol n e c r» » a rily a l t h ia n rw » p .i|> rr. I Almanacs Long-Lived in U. S.; One in 25()tli Year Washington Di9CSt> STALIN’S HEALTH , WASHINGTON.—Diplomatic Depends on Party Harmony dis Among the oldest publications in the United S tates tire the local al- n in n a rs the contents of <hich i i j >- penl chiefly to fa rm ers, say s Col lier's. F or exam ple, G ru b e r’s H ag ers town A lm anac is now in its 149th y ea r, the Old F a rm e r’s A lm anac in its 154th, Duboll'a New E ngland A lm anac in its ,74th and Foul- ah u tn 's A lm anuck in its 250th yeur. patches fro m Moscow in d ica te d e f By BAVKIIAGE in ite ly that M arshal S ta lin 's health Ven . I m i t i t i m u i t 'i i n i i n e n l i i l i i r . hus had another setback He suf fered a heart a ttack some tim e in WNU Service. 1616 E ye Street. N.W ., ln fiu c n c r o f western and southern W ashington, l>. <J. N ovem ber and now Is re stin g in states w hich had already, by means ua the C rim ea. W ASHINGTO N. — Now th a t the o f stute p rim a rie s o r o ther su b te r This fact has been made the sub senate has settled its firs t problem fuge, m anaged to take the choice A slightly tipsy gentlem an je c t o f an o ffic ia l report to the stute — nam ing of the co m m itte e c h a ir o f senators out of the bunds o f the w alked into the teleg rap h office, departm ent. m en — the next big question is state legislatures. took a pencil, spent three or four The Republicans benefited by the , _____ w hether the Re This last heart a ttack Is the m in u tes in deep thought, and publicans are go fa ilu re o f the D em ocrats to m a in w rote this m essage to a friend second suffered by the m an who ta in a West-South alliance, but they ing to be able to has ruled Russia so long. Last in St. Louis: develop a le a d e r now suffer in tu rn fro m o th e r sec w in te r he also had to' go to the ‘‘T in la, tru lu, tru la, tra la .” ship able to rid e tio n a l and ideological cleavages. I C rim ea to recuperate fro m an He signed it and presented it to heard one m an re m a rk the o ther herd and estab illness. S talin is now 67 years the lady behind the counter. day that tw o recent speeches, one lish the p a rty d is old. but has cram m ed m ore d i A fter checking it, she said: c ip lin e necessary by Senator Morse, R epublican of vers ¡lied life and hardship into fo r iron-handed Oregon, and the other by Senator “ T h at will lie l i t i c u t s " those years than any other The gentlem un paid h er and control. The Re B yrd , D em ocrat of V irg in ia , each w o rld leader. pu b lica n m a jo r expressed views m uch m ore in line she said : "Y ou used only eight S talin was im prisoned and exiled w ith the opposite p a rty ’ s than w ith w o rd s.” ity is v e ry slim to S iberia eight tim es, and the years "W h at would you suggest ad d and there are a th e ir own organizations. There are have taken th e ir to ll. He was not nu m b e r o f re s t m any o th e r s im ila r anom alies in the in g ?” he finally asked. p la y-a ctin g when he held up C h u rch 80th congress, ns there w ere in the iv e m e m b e r s “ Well, how about ju st adding ill and T rum an by staying in bed who w ill be os last session. ‘tra la ,’ ” she said. one day at Potsdam. The b e lie f that the e xtre m e con h a rd to get in to i “ No,” lie said (irm ly, "th a t Baukhage I t is generally expected that F o r the c o rra l, come | se rva tive s w ill be in the snddlc would ju st m ak e it sound silly .” E lected to head in te rim French governm ent, 74-year-old Leon eign M in is te r M olotov w ill succeed ro ll-c a ll tim e , a s the “ sons of the ready to rid e rough-shod o ve r any B lum receives tra d itio n a l em brace fro m Vincent A u rio l, president Stalin. lib e ra l m ove is not g e n e ra lly sup w ild jackasses" used to be. o f n a tional assem bly. ported. T ru e — h is to ry lias shown I t isn’ t the la rk of a leader THE REAL-ESTATE LOBBY that the A m e rica n people can stand so m uch as a s u rp lu s of th e m LABOR: N ext m a jo r lobbying d riv e in Just so m uch re fo rm at a tim e . Hut th a t w o rrie s R epublican p o liti Washington w ill be against rent con on the e ther hand they have seldom A c ir cos — th a t and the danger th a t trols, only control m easure w hich been w illin g to sa crifice past social H a rd ly had the hub-bub occasioned the leaders m a y s ta rt leading H a vin g "m e t the te s t" of resolv survived President T ru m a n 's sweep gains. C onsequently, when the Re by the (JIO's adoption of E conom ist ing m a jo r issues and differences, to in d iffe re n t d ire ctio n s. ing OPA decontrol order. publicans huve been swept in to o f $ R o b e rt N athan's fo r quote U. S. Delegate W arren Aus A nother fa c to r not ca lculated to The P resident has decided to e lim fice a fte r periods lik e the Wilson 1 m u la fo r higher tin , the U nited N ations general as inate OPA com pletely, and has on fu rth e r u n ity is the flock of p re si- j “ New F re e d o m ,” they have been wages w ith in c u r sem bly adjourned u n til next Sep his desk an executive o rd e r tra n s d e n tia l bees .c ra w lin g a ll o ve r the ' ve ry ch a ry o f repealing laws w hich re n t prices died te m b e r w ith th is record of accom fe rrin g rent co n tro l to the d e p a rt inside of the c a p ito l dome. In his 1 w w ere passed, in answ er to a de down than U nited plishm ents: D ecem ber poll, G a llu p listed fo u r \ m ent o f com m erce. m and fo r new p rivile g e s fo r the A u to m o b ile W ork —Acceptance o f an $8.500,000 g ift senators as p o ssib ilitie s in the fol- ! m any. fitti’.!- The real-estate lobbyists know ers h it fo r a pay fro m John D. R o cke fe lle r J r. fo r lo w in g o rd e r: V andenberg. 9 per they ca n 't get even a R epublican boost of 23*4 cents purchase o f a 17-acre site in M an Cent; B ric k e r 8 per cent; T a ft, 2 per N a tio n C lin g s congress to repeal rent control. an hour to com pen hattan fo r a perm anent U. N. home. cent, and S a lto n sta ll, 1 p e r cent, j T o O ld R e fo rm s So th e y ’ve decided on a new tac sate fo r ris in g liv —A doption o f a resolution in These are sm a ll figures com pared ! H a ro ld Laski, the B ritis h le ft-w in g tic. The lobby is d ra w in g up in g costs in 1946. stru c tin g the se c u rity council to de to the p oll's 52 per cent granted la b o r leader, w ould have us believe a b ill w hich w ould tra n s fe r rent G ist o f N athan’ s vise a system of in te rn a tio n a l dis G o ve rn o r Dewey o f New Y o rk, o r th a t there is a " re tu rn to re a ctio n ” co n tro l fro m the fe d e ra l govern re p o rt, to be used as a rm a m e n t to be presented to m em M innesota's e x-G overnor Stassen's in A m e rica . He says in a recent m ent to the states. a basis fo r CIO ber countries in tre a ty fo rm . 17 per cent, the tw o leading G a l Robert Nathan a rtic le under th a t title th a t " in aban wage dem ands in —A p p ro va l of trusteeships fo r T h is w ill be advanced as a “ states' lu p ’ s list. B u t th a t doesn’ t mean com ing m onths, is that record earn- eight fo rm e r League o f Nations rig h ts ” and “ econom y” measure. the candidates th in k th a t w ay about doning the Roosevelt h e rita g e M r. ings a llo w in d u s try to ja c k up pay m andated te rrito rie s and fo rm a tio n The result, how ever, w ill be the it. Nobody is p la cin g bets yet. As T ru m a n m ade the shaping o f the postw ar econom ic p o licy of A m e r a p p re cia b ly w h ile m a in ta in in g e x is t of a U. N. trusteeship com m ittee same. the veteran R epublican N a tio n al ica the concern of business and ing p rice levels. A lthough N athan to w hich a d m in is te rin g powers w ill T w elve states now have no rent C o m m itte e m a n C larence B u d d in g not of co n g re ss." M r. T ru m a n said th a t the unions should negotiate , report. control, and in o th e r states most ton K e lla n d said: w ould be the firs t to deny th a t he new’ scales w ith d iffe re n t companies —A dm ission o f Sweden. A fghanis control laws are elastic. “ I don’t th in k you are going deserted the New Deal h eritage • • • and in d u strie s on the basis o f th e ir tan, Iceland and Siam to the U. N. to see the m a tte r je ll at a ll w hether he was personally inclined a b ilitie s to pay, he ave rre d th a t the L A M E DUCKS P L A Y IN D IA N S u n til Ohio decides w hether it Is —E sta b lish m e n t of the In te rn a m a n u fa ctu rin g in d u s try can g ra n t a T w ice in recent weeks. P resident backing T a ft or B ric k e r. When 21 per cent boost w ith o u t ra is in g tio n a l Refugee o rganization to re T ru m a n has been v is ite d by con P a tte rn No. 5308 th a t decision is m ade, the lin e settle and re p a tria te 1,000,000 dis p rices and s till m ake double the gressmen who asked him to appoint up w ill come fa s t.” placed persons. T 'H I S exquisite cro ch eted run- p ro fits of the 1936-'39 period. friends on the new In d ia n cla im s G a llu p p redicted th a t Eisenhow n er w as m ad e in Louisville, In vie w o f the high earnings of ; com m ission. Sen. Joe O 'M ahoney o f e r’ s s ta r would rise h ig h e r and thus K entucky, und won the prize in a in d u s try and the gradual tra n s fo r- 1 W yom ing urged the appointm ent of w h ip the hopeful senators to added nation-w ide crochet contest. I t ’s m a tio n of a seller's in to a buyer's N e w Louis O’ M a rr, a tto rn e y general of zeal. 20 by 9 inches and can be used as m a rk e t, business leaders w ill hesi- | In lin e w ith findings th a t most W yom ing, w h ile R epresentative B ill Lapel buttons labeled “ D ra ft a dining tab le runner, buffet ru n ta te before adding a d d ition a l w’age home-seekers are lo o kin g fo r re n t S tig le r o f O klahom a b rought along i Ik e " are a lre a d y out. U nder whose n er or on a bedroom d re sse r. increases onto prices. Nathan said. al ra th e r than purchasable d w e ll his candidate—Justice E a rl Welch I banner E isenhow er w ould be d r a ft ings. the a d m in is tra tio n 's new hous of the O klahom a Supreme co u rt, who ed i t is not stated, but it is gen- T o o b ta in c o m p le te c ro c h c ttn K In s tr u c tio n s fo r th e P riz e W in n in g i t u n n r r ( P a t ing pro g ra m places emphasis upon is p a rt C hickasaw h im se lf. j e ra lly conceded his personal lean te r n N o. 5308) le n d 20 c e n ts in c o in , y o u r .Senators B ric k e r (le ft), T a ft: The P resident m ade no c o m m it In subscribing to N athan’ s theory construction o f re n ta l p ro p e rty. ings w ould be m ore R epublican n a m e , a d d re s s a n d th e p a tte rn n u m b e r. Hold P re sid e ntia l K ry m ent beyond saying he intends to th a t in d u stry can h ike wages w ith I than D e m o cra tic. To encourage re n ta l construc announce the m ake-up o f the new out boosting prices, U AW C h ie fta in R E W IN G < Il< ( 1 E N E E P I.E W O ltK N e ith e r Vandenberg nor Salton- to support a ll o f its tenets or not. tion, Federal Housing a d m in is com m ission soon. 530 South Wells St. Chicago 7, 111. W a lte r R euther declared th a t co r s ta ll's frie n d s have begun to fight, And I can see the hackles o f con Enclose 20 cents for pattern. tra tio n w ill extend the a m o rtiz a He d id apologize to S tig le r, how poration p ro fits are ru n n in g at a rate and at th is w ritin g n e ith e r one has gress rise, even on the le ftish side, tion period fo r such p ro je cts N o _________________ ever, fo r the delay in m a kin g the of 15 b illio n d o lla rs a year in com even in d ica te d p u b lic ly he is in the a t the suggestion th a t "th e in itia beyond the usual 28 years, and appointm ents. parison w ith 10 b illio n d u rin g the Nam e ru n n in g tiv e was re tu rn in g to the hands" of w o rk out arrangem ents fo r ad w a r and 5 b illio n in the p re w a r pe W hat T ru m a n did not exp la in M ore d istre ssin g to the men who A d d re ss . N a tio n al M a n u fa c tu re rs ’ associ ju s tin g loans to p ro te ct owners riod. was th a t he also had been u rg rd have to m ake the upper house m em - ation. fro m losses in the event o f un to w a it to see w hether any W hile business profits have been j bers hew to the R epublican lin e is stable econom ic conditions. M r. T ru m a n was re m o v rd by w o rth y D em ocrats, defeated in risin g , consum er purchasing power ' the old p ro b le m of the so-called the election fro m num ber of the election, m ig h t w ant the job. has been d im in ish in g . R euther said. j p rogressive elem ent. Some people W hereas a m a x im u m o f $80 . re s tra in ts and pressures fro m The names of lam educk con D u rin g 1946, liv in g costs have m onth was set on re n ta l of in | are p re d ic tin g th a t there m a y be groups w hich favored courses gressm an W ill Robinson o f U tah, clim b e d another 18 per cent, neces d iv id u a l u n its under the ve te ra n s’ m ore h a rm o n y in the next session he personally d islike d but he has an excellent m an, and Jed John s ita tin g the 2314 cents an hour wage em ergency housing p ro g ra m , re n t am ong the m in o rity , so w id e ly not been p a rty to any m ove to son of O klahom a, who lost out ra ise fo r the 900,000 UAW m em bers als now w ill be lim ite d to an a ve r i s p lit la st tim e , than am ong the ma- sa crifice past “ social g a in s,” on a chance to be a custom co u rt to m a in ta in th e ir “ take-hom e" pay. age of $80 fo r a bu ild in g . i jo r it y w ith its swollen ranks. Some So Easy. No Cooking. Big Saving and I c annot see congress a l judge, now have been suggest A t present, the average wage in the R epublicans are w o rry in g lest they W ith the p rin c ip a l dem and fo r You may not know It. but. In youi lo w in g the few re a ctio n a rie s in ed. in d u s try is $1 33 an hour. own kitchen, you can easily prepan be d ivid e d to the e xte n t th a t th e ir m ore dw ellings, any person w ill be c ith e r p a rty o r in the house or a really KiirpriHing relief for coughi R euther's c la im of big business p e rm itte d to b u ild a house, thus The com m ission is one w hich w ill pow er w ill be co n sid era b ly reduced. senate to set back the clock. due to colds. lt'H old-fashloncd—yout p ro fits was challenged by m a jo r p ro m a k in g an a p a rtm e n t o r old b u ild re q u ire a to p flig h t staff, since i t w ill mother probably used it—but for rea. S e n a to r W o r k s As the Beards p o in t out in th e ir ducers, who charged that Jhis y e a r's ing a vailable. Vets w ill continue to have to pass ju d g m e n t on a ll In d ia n results, it's hard to beat. “ B asic H is to ry o f the U nited co stly strikes and shortages o f m a get firs t c ra ck a t homes put up for c la im s w hich have not gone in to the F o r H is S ta te First, make a syrup by stirring 2 States.” the R epublicans despite cups granulated sugar und ono cup courts. T here is absolutely no sta tu te ria ls adversely affected earnings. sale or rent, however. M a n y people fa il to realize the of water a few moments, until dls- to ry lim it on the age o f the cla im s— m a n y fa cto rs w hich co n trib u te to th e ir la n d slid e v ic to ry o ve r W ilson nolved. No cooking needed. It's no Because of the in creasing pro w hich means th a t i f an In d ia n trib e in d iv id u a lis m in the senate. In the in 1920 did not o r could not, “ stam p trouble. Or you can use corn syrup or out the s p ir it o f progressive o r ra d i duction of b u ild in g m a te ria ls liquid honey, Instead of sugar syrup. w ants to c la im th a t i t has le g a l rig h t firs t place, each senator is, and so Then get 2>4 ounces of l ’incx from coupled w ith the cu rb on non- to the e n tire te r r ito r y o f the State considers h im se lf, an am bassador cal insurgency, old in A m e rica n any druggist. This Is a special com Leon B lum , whose P opular F ro n t I re sid e n tia l construction, m ate o f U tah, the com m ission m a y have fro m a state — i t is his business tra d itio n and y e t ever new in its pound of proven Ingredients, In con go ve rn m en t in the m iddle '30's th re w ' a p p lica tio n to changing condi centrated form , well known foe ria ls p rio ritie s no longer w ill to hear the argum ent. to serve th a t state to the best o f his tio n s .” be needed. F ra n ce in to a tu rm o il, returned to I quick action in throat and bronchial a b ility and his a b ility can be g re a t Irritations. head the new French in te rim gov- | N E X T GOP C O N V E N TIO N H a rd in g 's "n o rm a lc y ” and Cool ly supplem ented by the prestige he Put the I’inex Into a pint botye, Though non-residential co n stru c e rn m e n t as the com prom ise choice A lthough the R epublican national acquires. Indeed, prestige, i f ac id g e ’s co n se rva tism te m p o ra rily did and fill up with your syrup. Thus you Of the le ft and rig h t parties o f the tion w ill continue to be re s tric te d , convention is tw o years off, several make a full pint of splendid cough q u ire d by n o th in g but s e n io rity can end our in te rn a tio n a lis m . B u t th e ir perm ission to b u ild stores, schools, syrup, and you get about four times nation. citie s a lre a d y are pressing GOP m o go a long w ay to w a rd m a k in g n e xt choice was H e rb e rt Hoover, churches and other fa c ilitie s w ill be as much for your money. It never guls fo r the p riv ile g e o f h e lping nom Though B lu m ’ s S ocialist p a rty who had been speaking w ith co n tin spoils. Children love its pleasant taste. granted to accom m odate new neigh in a te the m an they figure w ill be up fo r la c k o f a b ility . com m ands o n ly 100 seats in the 600 borhoods. u a l concern o ve r conditions a ffe ct And for quick relief, It’s a wonder, B u t i t is not m ere personal the ne xt president o f the U. S. odd n a tio n a l assem bly, the dom inant ing the less p rivile g e d . In 1923, fo r ft loosens the phlegm, soothes the Irri membranes, eases the soreness, a m b itio n w hich d rive s a senator Rep. George Bender, Ohio con C om m unist and P opular Republican exam ple, he had called on the in- tated makes breathing easy, and lets you to w o rk fo r in d iv id u a l p ro m i gressm an-at-large and head o f the p a rtie s agreed on his leadership a ft surance com panies to study unem get restful sleep. Just try It, and If not nence— i t is a p a rt o f his jo b to C leveland R epublican com m ittee, e r fa ilu re to w o rk out a sa tisfa cto ry p lo ym e n t in su ra n ce ; he had en pleased, your money will bo refunded. strengthen the so ve re ig n ty of appeared before the national com deal between them selves fo r shar dorsed an am endm ent abolishing W ith plans fo r a unified com m and the sovereign state he re p re in g the governm ent. R anting over te m p o ra rily shelved by n a vy opposi m itte e to propose Cleveland as the c h ild la b o r; he had frig h te n e d the sents. the fa ilu re of achieving a coalition tion, the services agreed to the w a r convention site. re a ctio n a rie s to death when he p ro A no th e r th in g w hich often forces posed the in h e rita n c e ta x to “ re d is As soon as Bender proposed C leve cabinet. C om m unist Representative tim e p ra ctice o f n am ing a single D uclos accused the rig h tis t P opular c h ie fta in fo r each s tra te g ic w orld land fo r the convention site. C om a senator to w a lk alone o r as p a rt trib u te oversw ollen fo rtu n e s ." R epublicans of “ renew ing the class area to increase the efficiency of op m itte e m a n W erner Schroeder o f I l l i of a s m a ll group is se ctio n a lism — G oing fu rth e r back in to h isto ry, stru g g le ." erations and avoid the confusion of nois asked, “ Isn’ t it tru e th a t Ohio not a hidebound a ttitu d e e ith e r, but we note th a t a fte r three successive has a couple o f candidates fo r the the dem and th a t he tr u ly represent vic to rie s , the R epublicans, even R eversing his lib e ra l policies, P earl H arbor. no m in a tio n ? D on’ t you th in k it the in te re sts o f his co m m u n ity, even when they had m a jo ritie s in both w h ich led to a w ave o f sitdown U nder the setup, the th e a te r com strike s and the b itte r opposition of m ander is responsible d ire c tly to the m ig h t be b e tte r to m eet on neutral i f those interests c o n flict w ith those houses, d id not repeal so-called te r rito ry ? ” o f o ther p a rts of the co u n try. The " r e fo r m ” m easures passed up to c a p ita l in the ’30’ s, B lu m announced jo in t chiefs o f s ta ff in W ashington. fo r firmer grip when others ancient antagonism of W est-versus- 1900, When th e y re tu rn e d to th a t he would w o rk fo r s trin g e n t Subordinate a rm y and navy officers “ Is there a state th a t doesn’t E a st has n e ve r q u ite died. I t was pow er in 1921, although a ttem pts economies d u rin g his b rie f te rm be re m a in at the head o f th e ir re have a candidate?” asked Bend slip ask for SOLES only a lit tle o ver three decades ago were made to do so, such meas fo re a perm a n en t governm ent is spective units. S tra te g ic a ir forces e r. “ I f you’ re going to ru le out th a t the 17th am endm ent was ures as the incom e and in h e rita n ce fo rm e d . He also re ite ra te d French not assigned to theater com m anders states w ith candidates, about the as well as passed w hich authorized the popu taxes w ere not abolished, o r reduced dem ands fo r in te rn a tio n a liz a tio n are a t the disposal o f the chiefs of only place we could hold the 1948 la r election of senators. This was to an e m p ty gesture. Y esterday's o f the R u h r and Rhineland staff. GOP convention is M ia m i.” Heels by accom plished la rg e ly through the ra d ica l is to m o rro w ’ s conservative. • • • G eneral o f the A rm y Douglas Sublim e to (Ridicule If itiie Pattern T he P riz e -W in n in g Crocheted R unner U. N.: fleets Test % HOUSING: Emphasis as L A IT Demands a This Home-Mixed Cough Relief Is Truly Surprising FRANCE: Blum Comes Back MILITARY: Unify Commands UV RELIGION: Donations Lag A lt h o u g h the U. S. p u b lic ’ s ch u rch donations have scored a new h igh b y passing the b illio n -d o lla r-a - y e a r m a rk , they s till tr a il behind consum er ou tla ys fo r m o vie and the a te r ticke ts, am ount to one-third o f the n a tio n 's annual b ill fo r tobacco, and one-eighth o f its o u tla y fo r a l coholic beverages, according to N o rth w e ste rn N a tio n a l L ife In s u r ance com pany. M a c A rth u r heads the F a r E a ste rn th e a te r co m p risin g Japan, K orea, the P h ilippines, M ariannas, Bonins and R yukyus. O ther area com m anders include: P A C IF IC : Adm . John H. Towers. ALASKAN: M a j. Gen. H. A. C raig. A T L A N T IC F L E E T : Adm. M itscher. C A R IB B E A N : C ritte n b e rge r. EUROPE: N arney. M a rc L t. Gen. W illis D. Gen. Joseph T. Mc- O'Sullivan POSTMASTER JIM MEAD? The W hite IJouse is a fra id th a t i f Bob Hannegan resigns both as postm aster general and D e m o cra tic n a tio n a l c h a irm a n the R epublican senate m a y refuse to co n firm any- one who is to serve in both jobs, One m an the senate w ould confirm , how ever, is Sen. J im Mead o f New Y o rk, who lost out in his bid fo r g overnor o f New Y o rk. The senate ra re ly questions the appointm ent o f any senator o r fo rm e r senator to an o ffic ia l post. M oreover, Mead is considered a postal a u th o rity. SAYS j BARBS j I t is said 30 p e r cent o f the peo 1 ple have had m um ps w ith o u t know ing. W hat a shame th a t th e ir , best frie n d s d id n ’ t te ll them ! • • * | A p rize h e ife r being auctioned j j off in the b a llro o m o f the Congress ? hotel in C hicago fo r $1,300 fe ll down and had to be slid back to her pen. M any a la d y m ig h t have fa lle n fo r that. by Baukhage The nation spent o ver a h a lf b il lion d o lla rs on candy d u rin g the firs t 10 m onths of this year. Now the re ducing w ill begin again. • • • How are our ch ild re n going to get the laugh fro m o u r m odern bathing g irls th a t we do fro m the gay n ine ty bathers? L e t’ s hope we leave m ore to th e ir sense o f h u m o r than we have to th e ir Im ag in a tio n .